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MadLibs take words provided by the reader and insert them into a narrative for surprising and sometimes hillarious results. It so happens my son was doing some and I thought "There ought to be 40k MadLibs." So I made one.


Rules:
-I will post the needed words below, these will be inserted into the narrative provided in the replies once we have them all.
-In each reply you must say which word you replying for and add jist one word from the list. After replying you must wait for someone else to reply with a word before you can go again. Ties go to the first entry.

Here's the words we need for the first one. Assume the nouns are non-place oriented:

1. Plural Noun
2. Plural Noun
3. Plural Noun
4. Past Tense Verb
5. Noun
6. Non-Progressive Verb (e.g. no "ing" or "was" )
7. Adjective
8. Noun

If you like this we'll do more, and PM me if you come up with a good one we should do.

Aaannnnd Go!

1 - hammers
2 - Scions
3 - planets
4 - crashed
5 - promethium
6 - led
7 - red
8 - bird

#7 doubly, that's an adverb. Need an adjective.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Also, we should probably make #5 a non-place noun

 dadx6 wrote:
1 - hammers
2 - Scions
3 - planets
4 - crashed
5 - promethium
6 - led
7 - red
8 - bird

The wounded Space Marine surveyed the aftermath of the battle. Shattered remains of hammers and Scions were scattered everywhere. In the air lingered the faint scent of burning planets. He surveyed his broken armor and thought "I should not have crashed from that building."

In the distance, guardsmen led by Ministorum Priests could be heard chanting littanies of victory over the defeated Promethium cultists. "Tomorrow, I shall never again lead on this world" he thought, and reflected how red his lost Battle Brothers and been before the conflict. As he thought of each of their names he looked around and picked up the scant remains of a bird and said alloud "This shall be a trophy of the battle and a memorial to the fallen!"