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Granted. But when the game isn't running all of the little citizens sneak out of your computer and trash your house and steal your cookies.

I wish the Jersey shore was like it used to be.

Granted. You have to get Windows Nein for it to work.

I wish for my braces to come off sooner.

Granted, then come off and cause your pants to fall down whilst you are at a meeting with president Obama.

I wish to play Bloodborne!

Granted. It is the best game ever.

I wish for more Carnifex Heads.

Granted, but they have regenerate and turn into whole carnifexes that eat your tanks.

I wish for a WAAAGH!

Granted. Your white blood cells declare a major WAAAAUGH! against your kidneys.

I wish for some more styrofoam sheets.

Granted. You order them from China and get stylofoam sheets instead.

I wish for the Emperor and the Eye Of Terror to have a staring contest.

Granted. They do. It goes on and on and on and on and on.

I wish for more speedy computers.

Granted. They crash Because they're so fast.

I wish for glue

Granted. You are stuck to two dozen glue traps.

I wish these ban-the-flag whiners would find something else to bitch about.

Granted. They bitch about you instead.

I wish I could rickroll the thunderblog.

Garnted, everyone is really annoyed by your rickrolling.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. It is the best game ever.

I wish I knew how this is supposed to be a corruption.

It's not. KaptinBadrukk does not follow the rules of the game very well. Most of his "corruptions" are "the opposite happens" or "I'm not going to corrupt." It's the main reason I've stopped playing this game.

And yes, I realize I neither corrupted the wish nor made a wish and will most likely get slapped with a fish.

Granted. You get slapped with a Tyranid instead.

I wish Traitor Chapters had cooler names.

Granted. But the names can not be uttered in public or printed here.

I wish for less bitching.

Granted, but it turns out all the bitching had some kind of therapeutic effect to you.

I wish Freddy Mercury was still alive.

Granted. But he lost his voice just after doing the Flash Gordon soundtrack.

I wish to live forever.

Granted. You find no beauty, joy or anything in living forever.

I wish whether or not I knew that I corrupted the last wish.

Granted. You now know that you think you may have corrupted it but may not have corrupted it properly, or inversly you could have corrupted it too harshly. In any case, it pre-occupies you for the rest of your days.

I wish to attend a gaming convention.

Granted, it's for 13 year old Call of Duty fanboys.

I wish I didn't have to deal with all this bs.

Granted. You have to go to 1d4chan and deal with their BS

I wish that Tyranids taste like bacon.

Granted. They taste like bacon, which is why they are impossible to find anywhere.

I wish the age of Sigmar figures we've been shown are just a practical joke by GW.

Granted, but it's a very unfunny practical joke. Everyone blames you for it being so.

I wish IK was a 17+ rated setting.

Granted. The game is banned within minutes by angry parents who never bother to read rating labels on their kids games.

I wish for more game space.

Granted however to have the space you had to sell all your gaming stuff at 1% MSRP. Since you have no gaming stuff no one wants to hang out with you.


I wish Americans would stop complaining about the Confederate flag and gay marriage, and focus on real problems, such as getting GW to release FAQs for WH40K.

Wow, seriously? That's low dude, real low. Anyway the FAQs are realesed and make the game amazing [again], but you can't enjoy them because terrorists connected to the issues we're now ignoring broke into the white house and launched all the country's nukes, causing the apocalypse.

I wish Badrukk would try to corrupt all of the wishes.

 sing your life wrote:
Wow, seriously? That's low dude, real low. Anyway the FAQs are realesed and make the game amazing [again], but you can't enjoy them because terrorists connected to the issues we're now ignoring broke into the white house and launched all the country's nukes, causing the apocalypse.

I wish Badrukk would try to corrupt all of the wishes.

Which part? Having to sell everything at 1% MSRP or Americans focussing on things that don't affect them?

No wish. Fish slaps all around.

I wish we could get on with it.

Granted. We get on with it, and are so focused on this thread we don't notice angry parents sneaking up behind us.

I wish I had a job.