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It's not Roboute Guilliman mortally wounded in stasis, it is infact Alpharius. Causing mindtricks.

... and he's not mortally wounded, because the poison blade was "prepped" for Roboute not Alpharius. It was the only way to keep himself out of harms way until his master plan can come to fruition many thousands of years later.

I'm a big fan of the newer Alpharius fluff, but... come on. Let's just post Sly Marbo facts and the thread will be more interesting.

Sly Marbo doesn't move six inches in the movement phase ... the board does.

Sly Marbo has two speeds. Walk and Exterminatus.

Marbo never fails to wound. His target just doesn't realize he's dead yet.

Marbo doesnt duck to cover. Earth and trees just rise to admire Sly and covers him in process.

With a single post, the mighty j31c3n completely derailed the thread.

Ah but what if Sly Marbo is an Alpha Legion operative? What then?

Cleanse_and_burn wrote:
Ah but what if Sly Marbo is an Alpha Legion operative? What then?

Would explain everything.

barnowl wrote:

Cleanse_and_burn wrote:
Ah but what if Sly Marbo is an Alpha Legion operative? What then?

Would explain everything.

Statement is invalid, as every Alpha Legion operative is himself Sly Marbo pretending to be an Alpha Legion operative.

This thread is on the way to rivaling that of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT a while back and it's barely even started

 Brother Payne wrote:
This thread is on the way to rivaling that of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT a while back and it's barely even started

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is just marbo with a hat.

Sly Marbo is never added to an army list. Army lists are added to Sly Marbo.

Or maybe... The Big E is actually alive but in disguise. That disguise is Sly Marbo.

Maybe the Big E is on the Golden Throne recovering from a boxing match with Sly Marbo

TheEmperor'sChild wrote:
Maybe the Big E is on the Golden Throne recovering from a boxing match with Sly Marbo

And the throne is failing because not even the technology of the golden throne can help you after a punch from Sly Marbo.

Pooh, this'll be a lot of yellow triangle pressing! Ye know what, I'll just press one.

Now then, back to the topic!

EDIT:

Anyway....

I don't believe it's Alpharius. The real Apharius (the Primarch, that is! ) is probably just pretending to be a random Chaos Marine.

It is Guilliman on the throne, I'm pretty sure the Ultramarines would recognise their Primarch. Now that I've said something on topic, I'll tell you a little fact, the Eye of Terror is closing. Sly Marbo is about to blink.

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't carry troops to battle.It carries them away from Sly Marbo.

Da krimson barun wrote:
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't carry troops to battle.It carries them away from Sly Marbo.

Or maybe Sly Marbo carries the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT...