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I was talking to some folks at my bad movie group

we were complaining about the movie and talking about what we'd make, I suggested a sword an sorcery epic war story of the barbarian like smurfs armed with axes and spears mounted on there trained dire rabbits going to war against the snooty Kebler elves (they act like tolken elves) who attack from the trees mounted on squirrels and humming birds.

one person suggested the war would be better between the Smurfs and the Gnomes (of David and the gnomes) since they would be ground armies, allow for more animal mounts and there would be more reasons for them to war then with cookie making elves.

I see the smurfs being good fighters with powerful drudic magics from papa smurf (and Tinker acting like a made ork med building wooden power armor for himself)

The Elves being agile nimble fighters with good long range weapons and air superiority

The gnomes being physicly stronger then smurfs but with weaker magics and more technology


One reason I can think of for the war between Smurf and Elf is to the smurfs are striking back against the elven raiders who plunder there smurff berry patches

Against the gnomes it could be similar The gnomes are striking back in retaliation for smurf raiding parties targeting Gnome women for smurf brides.

What do you think would be a better story?

Maybe I could do a battle of 3 armies kinda thing... ehhh not sure

The Gummi Bears.

 Jimsolo wrote:
The Gummi Bears.

Bouncing here and there and everywhere!!


They'd make great shock troops with that go juice they are so fond of

Hmmmm I think the gummi bears are too big for a war faction compared to the others but I could see them selling juice to each side

I saw smurfs and thought you meant the ultramarines... Ill be going now

Wait, this isn't Ultramarines!?

 Lobukia wrote:
Wait, this isn't Ultramarines!?

I am fairly sure this is the synopsis of the Ultramarines Movie.

 Da Kommizzar wrote:

 Lobukia wrote:
Wait, this isn't Ultramarines!?

I am fairly sure this is the synopsis of the Ultramarines Movie.

That was written by Dan Abnett though... He writes good stuff

Wait actual smurfs or the ultramarines? I honestly don't know!

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
I saw smurfs and thought you meant the ultramarines... Ill be going now

And welcome everybody, to Warhammer: 40,000...

Thread necromancy, although I discovered it since the poll was frontpaged today.....

Anyway, interesting question. You guys obviously weren´t the only ones thinking about it:



and



Dakka member SkaredCast actually made an Ultrasmurf army: https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/560322.page?userfilterid=73296
Very funny!

Has anyone at GW named a demon or traitor 'gargamel' yet?

Put them up against the Fraggles.

Down in.....do da do

I would invest in a miniatures game of this.

Oh....

Yeah!


you forgot to add the most feared and hated foe of the Smurf-

The Evil Monchichi.

Second would be the dastardly Snorks, They will not be denied!

And Third, and probably the most heinous .... The Heathen Pretty Pony.

Don't kid yourself, no one can stand against them.

I would have voted "The Keebler Elves" but it wasn't an option...

Smurfs vs Murder Fish Gnomes.

 Tim 121RVC wrote:
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Ah the Smurfmarines!
I had a friend who actually painted his Ultramarines with white pants and white helmet (red for the Gran Master and yellow for the veterans). Initially it was meant to be a joke, but then he decided to keep them in that way and actually call the the Smurfmarines from the planet of Smurfmar.

P.S. Can I add to the poll David the gnome and the Ewoks?

The Snorks

what.


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 Havic1137 wrote:
The Snorks

the gasmask mutants from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

Nah. The Snorks were an attempt to do the smurfs again, but this time undersea. A pretty deliberate imitation to cash in again, they are mostly remembered for not being memorable.

Voss wrote:
Nah. The Snorks were an attempt to do the smurfs again, but this time undersea. A pretty deliberate imitation to cash in again, they are mostly remembered for not being memorable.

that looks awful, I think the mutants from stalker are more memorable.

I just imagine some generic Smurf fighting against a bunch of murder hornets like the tyranids
Genocidal Smurf, "Lieutenant Papa Smurf, were surrounded by the legions of the hornets. They have taken Sniper Smurf and fed him to their young. What are we to do?"
Lieutenant Papa Smurf, "We fight, FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF SMURFKIND!!!!!!"

Been done before:





more https://www.gw-fanworld.net/threads/goldbaerchis-ursus-aureus.189054/page-7#post-3355343

Great. A new set of nightmares to haunt me while I sleep.