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Who would you rather see the smurfs battle
David and the Gnomes
The Kebler Elves
Both of them with a mid battle uprise attack by gargamel and the trolls

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Yellin' Yoof






I was talking to some folks at my bad movie group

we were complaining about the movie and talking about what we'd make, I suggested a sword an sorcery epic war story of the barbarian like smurfs armed with axes and spears mounted on there trained dire rabbits going to war against the snooty Kebler elves (they act like tolken elves) who attack from the trees mounted on squirrels and humming birds.

one person suggested the war would be better between the Smurfs and the Gnomes (of David and the gnomes) since they would be ground armies, allow for more animal mounts and there would be more reasons for them to war then with cookie making elves.

I see the smurfs being good fighters with powerful drudic magics from papa smurf (and Tinker acting like a made ork med building wooden power armor for himself)

The Elves being agile nimble fighters with good long range weapons and air superiority

The gnomes being physicly stronger then smurfs but with weaker magics and more technology


One reason I can think of for the war between Smurf and Elf is to the smurfs are striking back against the elven raiders who plunder there smurff berry patches

Against the gnomes it could be similar The gnomes are striking back in retaliation for smurf raiding parties targeting Gnome women for smurf brides.

What do you think would be a better story?

Maybe I could do a battle of 3 armies kinda thing... ehhh not sure

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/05 03:25:18


 
   
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Hellish Haemonculus






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The Gummi Bears.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

 Jimsolo wrote:
The Gummi Bears.



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They'd make great shock troops with that go juice they are so fond of

 
   
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Yellin' Yoof






Hmmmm I think the gummi bears are too big for a war faction compared to the others but I could see them selling juice to each side
   
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch






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I saw smurfs and thought you meant the ultramarines... Ill be going now

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Stealthy Grot Snipa






New England

 Lobukia wrote:
Wait, this isn't Ultramarines!?


I am fairly sure this is the synopsis of the Ultramarines Movie.

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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch






The Dog-house

 Da Kommizzar wrote:
 Lobukia wrote:
Wait, this isn't Ultramarines!?


I am fairly sure this is the synopsis of the Ultramarines Movie.


That was written by Dan Abnett though... He writes good stuff

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Wait actual smurfs or the ultramarines? I honestly don't know!
   
 
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