Someone brought this topic up on the local FLG, and I'm spreading the word to Dakka! This is a humor thread, but I feel it belongs here, like the angry marines topic. Help me describe just HOW BAD lasguns are.

1. Shining in your friend's eye to annoy him.
2. A cricket bat.
3. The bayonet can be used as a butterknife, if sharpened.
4. Warming soup.
5. When left on, a seat warmer in your Leman Russ.
6. Roasting marshmallows, if rapidly fired.
7. Scraping your name in the sand on Tallarn.
8. Picking your nose.
9. A backscratcher.
10. Reaching out to press the power button on your TV.
11. Opening Coke cans.
12. Picking locks.
13. Cleaning out your ears.
14. A laser pointer.
15. If several are combined, you can make toast.

Feel free to add other uses for the previously useless-for-combat lasgun.

You forgot - handy measuring aid for hashing LOS issues for futuristic space opera games involving miniature soldiers

scratch the barrel and you have one of those flimsy measuring sticks for said space opera games

18 of them can probably kill a marine.
If you're lucky.

using as lighting effects at discos

All fo my friends seem to think they're powered by glow sticks, in which case take out the glow sticks and, use as glow sticks!

Take 5 las guns add a blanket and you have a tent.
You could use it to burn the hair off your face space age razor.

saving as many as possible and selling to buy a decent gun?

skullspliter888 wrote:Take 5 las guns add a blanket and you have a tent.
You could use it to burn the hair off your face space age razor.

Maybe, but you'd need a LOT of shaving cream.

2+ ammo rolls

Playing pick up sticks

Cigarette lighter.
Changing T.V. channels.
Throwing at the enemy (may do more damage).
Paperweight.
Skeet shooting.
A cooking utensil.
Looking slightly menacing.
Strapping onto a Bolter as a laser sight.
Annoying friends by shining it in their eyes repeatedly.
Burning ants.

nice reference malfred

emergency flares?
burning the holes in cheese

leave on, and put hands in front to make shadow puppets!

Give it to a Conscript (one of 50) and watch the laser light show

then laugh as the last remaining man rolls double one for his morral check manages to kill a terminator with his lasgun ... look on in amazement as he's charged by the squad and kills a further terminator ... then be scared as the other terminators miss him, faill their moral test and run away but find they're Trapped and they die or give up or something ... amazingly lucky but i don't think my conscripts have ever killed more people in game (i tend to just use them as way of blocking my flank)

A Golf Club
Laser pointer for whiteboards in the warroom
Bottle opener (though bottle may not suvive)
Running round making "kapuu, Kapuu" sounds
Making a house of lasguns (house of cards)
Giving out free lasguns to the enemy, Guardsmen might stand a better chance of surviving incomming fire then.
Get a group of 50men and start a Light show
Remove battery, put in TV remote

use to make large stick person, stick your uniform on it and leave at front line as a stand in you.
While you run off screaming there is no emperor and he hates us all...

turning several on behind someone to give them a fearsome glow

Balance the helmets of fallen IG on.

A grilled cheese cooker
flashlight
Lasik eye surgery field kit
Mole/wart remover (if held over it long enough)
Distraction to the enemy when you flash a lot in their eyes so they don't see the real attack coming!
give it a laser site and you have a twin linked lasgun!

Thats all I got for now

Later
Gareth

Cigarette lighter
Using to tell tell scary stories at night
Stiring your tea
Warming up tea

What, like shining under your chin to make your face look scary? I don't think it's bright enough...

games workshop line of sight marker thing

A Wii-mote.

^ROFL. Unlike the normal wii-mote, it's not powerful enough to damage your TV when you throw it at it when you ragequit.

I've found that Lasguns can be deceivingly powerful. The other day I was playing my Tau army against my friends Imp. Guard. It was four normal Guardsmen with Lasguns against my HQ Which was one Shas'O Crisis Suit and two Shas'vre Crisis body guards.

My friend: "Okay I get 4 lasgun shots."

Me: *Uncontrollable laughter*

He proceedes to kill one shield drone and put 2 wounds on my Shas'O.

Me: "ARE YOU S****ING ME!?"

My friend: *Uncontrollable laughter*

Luck?

toilet roll holder

Storm Lord (While you run off screaming there is no emperor and he hates us all...) if he doesn't exist then surely he can't hate us... lol

hey I'm running around screaming, it's not meant to make sense...

Use the guns as spare wiper blades for Chimeras

Paint them green and give them to the Necrons saying they're the next generation of Gauss weapons.

I did see a las gun kill a terminator. But i think it just went in his eyes and he cried off the field. But it makes a good shaver if mixed with one's shaving foam rations. Then its useful for burning off any unseen hairs to have the perfect shave.

No doubt the only way it would kill a Termie is if it shone in his eye, made him cry, and he drowned in his own tears.

Failling that the terminator went to rub his eyes with his power fist hand an smashed his own skull in! Sm's really are that dumb sometimes

Or upon seeing how weak the lasgun was he proceeded to laugh himself to death. Another use of a lasgun! Comedy sideshow partner.

How about using the las-gun as the most efficient infantry weapon ever created; cheap to make, with a large ammuntion capacity and an ability to regenerate ammunition through solar power, regular charge ports and thermal energy. Powerful enough to remove a man's arm, yet divorced from supply trains and, with next to no moving parts, easily repairable and maintainable. Almost perfectly accurate in normal conditions, completely unaffected by gravity, and with a built in tracer, it can fire on multiple power settings, in semi-auto and (on some models) fully automatic. With only a few real variants in the entirety of the galaxy and almost all of them running on standard 19 megathule power packs, the parts and power packs for these weapons are fairly standardized, removing a massive element of organization during massive crusades or campaigns. It cannot be tracked by the rounds they fire and can be converted into sniper rifles, battle rifles, submachine guns, carbines and assault weapons with simple kits. Frankly, it might just be the best weapon ever invented, even if the grunts using it don't feel that way.

You would be correct if only it had armour penitration value.... rather than a beam of light.

open_sketchbook wrote:How about using the las-gun as the most efficient infantry weapon ever created; cheap to make, with a large ammuntion capacity and an ability to regenerate ammunition through solar power, regular charge ports and thermal energy. Powerful enough to remove a man's arm, yet divorced from supply trains and, with next to no moving parts, easily repairable and maintainable. Almost perfectly accurate in normal conditions, completely unaffected by gravity, and with a built in tracer, it can fire on multiple power settings, in semi-auto and (on some models) fully automatic. With only a few real variants in the entirety of the galaxy and almost all of them running on standard 19 megathule power packs, the parts and power packs for these weapons are fairly standardized, removing a massive element of organization during massive crusades or campaigns. It cannot be tracked by the rounds they fire and can be converted into sniper rifles, battle rifles, submachine guns, carbines and assault weapons with simple kits. Frankly, it might just be the best weapon ever invented, even if the grunts using it don't feel that way.

Yeah, it may be all of that, but it's still a flashlight that may occasionally cause cancer. (Except in Dan Abnett's stories, where lasguns are blowing the heads off of Marines and taking down Dreadnoughts :S)

Hmmm, Point it at the solor recharger, lock in on position......

Perpetual Power System!

I think las guns in the board game SUCK compared to the books. Yes in the books everyone loves the little torch. But on the board game you can have so many that if they were stronger we would all be playing guard in place of marines. Think of it. 50 men for 1 troop choice? The Enemies need some hope people!

Thats because in the book it wouldn't be as fun like this:
Imperial monkey 1: "Enemies are coming"
Imp Monkey 2: "Fire your lasguns at them"
Comissar: "Hold the lines and keep firing!"
Imp Monkey 1: "Its no good, its just making them mad"
Imp Monkey 2: "They're not even getting blinded now!"
*they all wet themselves and die when the orks hit them*

Not so good that way is it?

I would love a las gun, so i could annoy my neighbours with its constant whining. Even space marines use las guns during battles (read the Blood Angels series, one of them runs out of heavy bolter ammo and gets stuck with a las pistol as a replacement.) In the books the las gun is ever so slightly feared.

How about using the las-gun as the most efficient infantry weapon ever created; cheap to make, with a large ammuntion capacity and an ability to regenerate ammunition through solar power, regular charge ports and thermal energy. Powerful enough to remove a man's arm, yet divorced from supply trains and, with next to no moving parts, easily repairable and maintainable. Almost perfectly accurate in normal conditions, completely unaffected by gravity, and with a built in tracer, it can fire on multiple power settings, in semi-auto and (on some models) fully automatic. With only a few real variants in the entirety of the galaxy and almost all of them running on standard 19 megathule power packs, the parts and power packs for these weapons are fairly standardized, removing a massive element of organization during massive crusades or campaigns. It cannot be tracked by the rounds they fire and can be converted into sniper rifles, battle rifles, submachine guns, carbines and assault weapons with simple kits. Frankly, it might just be the best weapon ever invented, even if the grunts using it don't feel that way.

True, except for one small niggling detail; weapons do damage. The last time I checked, a flashlight, even if waved in an angry and menacing manner, fails to meet those criteria.

Against night lords, it could hurt thier morale
Nightlord 1: "Ah light!"
Nightlord 2: "Damn Imperium, how can we fight them in the light."
Nightlord 1: "Lets go until they run of of Batteries!"
Nightlord 2: "I agree, lets go"

And another victory for the Imperial Guard!

Somehow you know they'd still have lost that battle. Sumary executions to prevent the spread of seeing chaos. The irony: it would be carried out by a las pistol

The las pistol is the best weapon for exucutions, seeing as they instantly die. Maybe the light hurts them kills them

So, really you need an army of Coms with Las pistols to execute the enemy, then it'd be a good use of laspistols

Make the coms betray, the great enemy has no hope...

Well, if you ran away from the guard you deserve to be shot

If you join the guard you deserve to be shot as well. Or have your brain checked out.

you don't "join" the guard.

thesuperiorninja wrote:you don't "join" the guard.

Oh, you are allowed to "join"voluntarily. Who wants more??

Yeah theres conscription and joining. Long Life the PDF!

Useful as a club
firing it is the last resort for suicide may as well blugen yourself to death
Not so hastey repairs if used to melt metal together

acts as night light if left on for those gaurdsmen that lack courage
Sarge-turn off that light this is supposed to be covert
grunt- Sorry sir but I'm scared of the dark
Sarge- were all scared of the dark private you just need to suck it (gargling sound)
Grunt_sarge Sarge

A red flash light, sounds fun but it makes the guants look bigger.

Or as a replacement for tattoo ink. It's totally painless and can be washed off with warm water.

Sounds useful, they can tatoo the many easy victories of the IG they serve with.

More like the enemies can tatoo the dead Guardsmen with anti Imperium slogans... Imperial monkey victories?!What will they think of next..?

Storm Lord wrote:More like the enemies can tatoo the dead Guardsmen with anti Imperium slogans... Imperial monkey victories?!What will they think of next..?

There is no other victory.... Only in death they will prevail.

Lasguns are here to give guardsmen the illusion they could get weapons, but the real ones
were to expensive so the administratum decided to replace with a toygun.

Can be use to get a Tan if applyed long enough.

But it is a Amazing gun in Fluff and some times in the game.

It should be AP- ST 4 at least (If you read fluff youd now why)

15 Hours- they Butcher Orks with them(and Artie)
Abnett- They kill everything
Others-Do good
Dark Crusade-Kill a Marine Squad before they reach me.

Maybe, but if you beleive all the fluff then the Impeium has a bright prosperous future whilst being destroyed by xeno. Doesn't always pan out.

usable for playing-who can shine the dot at the commanders crotch area longest without him noticing/burning a hole in his trousers. (Note: do not play if commander is not wearing trousers for safety reasons)

They also make a awesome laser dot sight for a bolt gun or some other manly weapon. I use on on my marines all the time. Or as a tracer round for bigger guns to shoot at.

*clicks fingers* so thats what they're for, targeting for their tanks. Wonder why they need so many for that?

You get a reroll to hit ,by every 50th lasgun on target?

You need several tanks of las guns to get a re roll. But they would be useful for painting targets with fire.

Victims may get paranoia when Tau markerlight is on them. Realize what massive imperial markerlight does!

I've got it! Lasguns are a terror weapon. Think about it, laser dot sights are usually suck to really big and nasty guns, so they see all the guard firing laser dots at them they may think that they actually have alot more biggger guns and that if they take aim the lasgun (now believed by the enemy to be the marker for a large and nasty bolter or something) makes them run off before they get fired upon.

Yeah, win by scare everyone only ld-test matters

Yeah, with every 10 lasguns it's minus 1 to your Ld.

So if a whole army aims at you, thet means *Counts on fingers* a -100 ld test... anyone can pass that!

Storm Lord wrote:So if a whole army aims at you, that means *Counts on fingers* a -100 ld test... anyone can pass that!

Your mighty army got a ld value over +100 ?
Or Hoping that a negative roll turns positive because you use a computer to add/substract and your
opponent misses what you type in ?




I think, anyone forced to this ld test will pass the border of the game-table with his army.

Of course in order to take a Ld test you must lose 25% of your men due to shooting. It may not work unless they be grots because the lasgun wounds them on 3+....

in my nefuws hands that wood be a killing weapon never saw any one trow that many 5-6's and he was jusing my dise ( de kid is 10 and beats mee in macragge )

That happens. With My Daemon Prince i rolled 4 1's for its armour save, from ork shootas.

ghostmaker wrote:Can be use to get a Tan if applyed long enough.
Dark Crusade-Kill a Marine Squad before they reach me.

Good one... maybe if they had the backup of a baneblade. IG can't do over 4,000 damage before marines (who have a longer range) reach them.
Abnett exaggerates in his novels... sif a lasgun can take down a dreadnought. Orks I can understand, as they have crap-all armour.

I did once read about a las gun blowing off a marines arm, i cant remember which novel however.... They are stupidly over powered in the novels.

One of these days they'll be taking down Titans and the Chaos Gods...

Storm Lord wrote:One of these days they'll be taking down Titans and the Chaos Gods...

Titan got damage already from the biggest brother of the lasgun :
MLC 96",TK,ap 2,heavy3,blast,macroweapon.


Hey you just revealed the greatest secret of all: The chaos gods will get shot down by
lasguns at their last day.

Lasguns give off light, which is the enemy of dark, dark is generally evil. So it could happen!

I just like the idea of the Guardsmen not wetting themselves and running away for long enough to actually shoot the Chaos Gods

If you see the good the raw might turns you into a lump of jelly or something.

Would be more powerful than a lasgun, so it'd be ok in the end

Or if your blind, then you cant see it.

Guard didn't "run away",they regroup.

The future is bright,when every guardsmen uses syncron his "markerlight".

Not if they are under half strength they dont.

Space_hoppo wrote:Not if they are under half strength they dont.

Who not "regroups" get shot by the "man in black".

Yes but the Man in Black will not notice the squad run away behind him, he will still face the great enemy.

Space_hoppo wrote:Yes but the Man in Black will not notice the squad run away behind him, he will still face the great enemy.

His only purpose is duty and to call in the morale of the IG hes attached.He never forgets any "runners behind".

Yes he will hunt them down, unless the Catachan get him first.

You suggest accidents:

He stumbled and fell in his sabre/ walked straight over this mine/ throw himself into this bullet to save us/ and such?

Aye things like that, his las pistol was out of ammo and that guant was really close to his head, it was too late we are all really upset, arnt we men?

about lasguns being more powerful in the fluff i think its true
because of the way a lasgun works when it goes into a body it makes a cut all the way through in the axact diameter to the round
so it is very powerful it just doesnt cause the massive collateral damage that a boltgun does so the person being shot will have a hole through them but will still be able to operate at least until the end of the game
if im being stupid sorry

well, nice way of putting us all in our places! Congratualation! It more we were just complaining about fluff not coming through to the game or vice versa as per the norm with gamesworkshop. But thanks for the Tech insight, it's something I can never find but usefull when someone mentions it

Actually if you fire a bolt gun at point blank range it will go staight though them, as it explodes 0.001 seconds after impact and at point blank range it travels fast enough to go through a person and explode 2.5 feet behind them, maybe in another person.

Space_hoppo wrote:Actually if you fire a bolt gun at point blank range it will go staight though them, as it explodes 0.001 seconds after impact and at point blank range it travels fast enough to go through a person and explode 2.5 feet behind them, maybe in another person.

just add "unarmoured" to.
If hit armor,the shots are delayed long enough to explode inside.

If an Imperial Monkey fired it wouldn't it dislocate/break his arm, seeing as a lot of force is behind it? If so, I think the bolter shell going throught the enemy is the least of their worries at that time

Storm Lord wrote:If an Imperial Monkey fired it wouldn't it dislocate/break his arm, seeing as a lot of force is behind it? If so, I think the bolter shell going throught the enemy is the least of their worries at that time

No,boltpistols and bolters are only available to humans because their arm did not break from firing.

The possibility to dislocate or break limbs is neglible compared to missing.
Main users are Marines and they shouldnt lack the strength.

Laser energy dissipates when hitting and therefore its no shoot " 3 in a row" .
Massive shells do already penetrate multiple targets if their kinetic force is high enough.

And as lasers weigh nothing they have a low kinetic energy, but a las cannon could if you aimed at said enemies head...

Space_hoppo wrote:And as lasers weigh nothing they have a low kinetic energy, but a las cannon could if you aimed at said enemies head...

If you try a lascannon there is no more "head"

only imperial guns kick you (if not holding em right)....

Yes there will be a head sized hole in the person's brain, at least it wouldn't gush blood.

Space_hoppo wrote:Yes there will be a head sized hole in the person's brain, at least it wouldn't gush blood.

You need a person with really Big head and a brain bigger than the head to achieve this result .

Aye, but there are such big headed people in the galaxy...

Always handy,this lascannon.

Yeah, the foolish Guardsmen don't protect them well enough with their flashlights so the CSM can nab them.

Cheese Elemental wrote:Yeah, the foolish Guardsmen don't protect them well enough with their flashlights so the CSM can nab them.

Its the fault of the munitorum.
They should equip a squad with 1 flashlight per lascannon but issued 10 flashlight and 1 lascannon.
Guard just misunderstood the targeter(flashlight)for a lascannon as a infantry-weapon.

I have a feeling the Guard would be much stronger if their lasguns had laser pointers, then they all have twin-linked lasguns, so they get twice as many shots and that terror weapon bonus would be doubled to...-200 Ld!

It would stop all enemy in there tracks
Ah they have seen us! Run before something like a shell bombs us!

Space_hoppo wrote:It would stop all enemy in there tracks
Ah they have seen us! Run before something like a shell bombs us!

Run in fear of the mighty imperial Lasgun!

All hail the laser-pointer.

None shall stand against the Guard

Thats why they are used as a meat shield in front of armies, using guard means a 5 times less likely chance of dying.

Space_hoppo wrote:Thats why they are used as a meat shield in front of armies, using guard means a 5 times less likely chance of dying.

A chance of dying? Its a honor and a duty to die for the emperor!

A chance of not dying ? To "survive" as undead ?

So ... its the fearless Officer,leading by example, (and got shot for it), that receives this chance;
...or the grumpy Commissar,always to "back up" his men, (lurkin behind you), that benefits from this;
... or its the weird psyker, the fanatic preacher, the supply-truck-driver ....or else ?

OK grotz and some nids are meatshields, the imperial guardsmen is not!

Tactica Imperialis FTW

But every army needs a meat shield. Except Necrons as they have no meat. Maybe Flayed ones count though. Eldar have guardians, maybe conscripts would work as meat shields.

Space_hoppo wrote:But every army needs a meat shield. Except Necrons as they have no meat. Maybe Flayed ones count though. Eldar have guardians, maybe conscripts would work as meat shields.

The marines meatshields are (loyal or traitor) =
The demons meatshields are =

Not enough meatshields i'll found there :S

Marines are too poor to afford IG meatshields, so they use scouts like my friend. He has four scout squads who are meatshields for his Termies. Wearing a bible/holy book of the emperor would work, but since daemons are chaos, I suppose they wear the Necronomicon over their hearts.

Cheese Elemental wrote:Marines are too poor to afford IG meatshields, so they use scouts like my friend. He has four scout squads who are meatshields for his Termies. Wearing a bible/holy book of the emperor would work, but since daemons are chaos, I suppose they wear the Necronomicon over their hearts.

4 scout squadz are min 360 pts to "meat"shield termies!
He must have 1 termie per wscout to do so

Back to the main topic:

Attaching hotshot powerpacks and making them bolter equivalents.

Mekboy wrote:Back to the main topic:

Attaching hotshot powerpacks and making them bolter equivalents.

And use the gets hot rule when shooting? Rapid fire or 1 shot ?

What happens if they're a gunline? The whole army would catch fire!

If they catch fire just charge at the enemy after emptying the Tanks fuel all over them... and watch future opponents faces when the guard produce a lighter

Cheese Elemental wrote:
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11. Opening Coke cans.
...

I hope you don't try the laser beam to open your coke can ... is there a can opener somewhere else on the rifle? just wondering.

It's called the bayonet, if it's sharpened enough that is...

The IG lasgun bayonet is also amaxing for cutting cheese.

... or butter ... and if the butter is too cold to cut with the bayonett (e.g. out of the fridge) you may soften it up a little by dozends of laser salvos...

If it's cream cheese.

So the lasgun has uses, and maybe for making soft ice cream...

So are Leman Russ's now just Ice Cream distributers? Playing annoying music to everyone but Slaanesh, driving the enemy mad before drowning them in gooey iceyness?

Storm Lord wrote:So are Leman Russ's now just Ice Cream distributers? Playing annoying music to everyone but Slaanesh, driving the enemy mad before drowning them in gooey iceyness?

main ice-cream distributor is the predator annihilator with lascannon sponsons

new defensive weapons for 5th ed : ice cream gun S4/ap 1/soft&creamy 10W6/apocalyptic blast template

Nasty gun, dont forget that it slows the enemy down, because they have to crawl through it.

special rule for the ice cream gun:
units under the template get washed back 6" , next 2 turns their movement is halved.

I want this gun now...

have to play IG or such to take this gun.

In my past game, lasguns put the final wounds on both of my opponents daemon princes.... and that's only firing 3 of them at each one...... never underestimate the power of a lasgun to the eye.

Aye that happens alot. Like the 3rd Ed fexs and rants when they only had a 5+ Invunerable. Always in a game there is the one off las gun shot.

Well whatever ... at least the lasgun has no recoil and there are 3 on each side on a chimera ...
... besides
with the new ed it isn't that bad ... imagine you plan to fire while moving, you have your multilaser, storm bolter / heavy stubber and 3 Lasrifles.
So the las is to blinding them for several seconds by shooting into their eyes. the multilaser is to make them angry by causing minor gangrenous spots and the storm bolter to make them real angry ... well ... this sounds like a plan to me xD

Ice cream gun special rule:
Any non-vehicle model hit by the template must roll a D6. If they roll higher than their toughness, they suffer Instant Death due to brain freeze. Vehicles instead suffer a stunned hit as the crew enjoy the icy treat.

Wow Killer brain freeze. What about Necrons? They have no brains to freeze?

Clogs up their workings. They go into computer meltdown

I should write to jervis! this ICE CREAM GUN must be in the IG dex!

Indeed! I shall send a letter at once!

One of the dudes in my GW is painting models for the IG codex. But write and write quickly!

They should be like an alternate ammo for Basilisks or Demolishers. Costs +10 pts for vanilla, +15 for strawberry, and +20 for chocolate. Other flavours cost 30 pts.

What is the difference? Besides having happy guardsmen?

@ space_hoppo: Your game table full of ice cream,wow thats a difference!

Plus:

If your guardsmen are happy, they become fearless and gain WS/BS 6, 8 Strength, 8 Toughness, and enemies in 24" must make a leadership test or succumb to an invitation to enjoy some ice-cream.

yeah but what does that have to do with lasguns?

@ tacobake : we started here =>

Space_hoppo wrote:So the lasgun has uses, and maybe for making soft ice cream...

=> ended up with a new upgrade for lasguns and lascannons

So it is all to do with lasguns.

Lasguns are the main omnipotent tool of 40k!

Like a swiss army knife.

doing an mtv jack-ass stunt involving a dark carnival room of mirrors, a lasgun, a lubed up midget and Bam getting something up his hole with steve-o pucking in the background.....and ehran pussying out of the stunt

temporarily blinding that hawt sister of battle or repentia so you and your mates can check her out/cop a feel without getting your heads rippedthe F off
preserving the eldars sense of superiority (another ap- weapon, and with less strength)
Mechanicus is having a sale... "buy 50000000000 get 1 free baneblade (lasgun batteries and baneblade weapons not included)"

, crons dont get cogseses clogged up by the ice cream, the ice cream seaps into their hard drives and brings up a pc error, depending on OS provider:
Windows: "Windows Vista has encountered a fatal error, please re-install OS to continue"
Mac: "additional souls required to continue running OS 10, please send souls to Steve Jobs via UPS or FedEx express to continue service"
Linux: "download/install files corrupted, please re-download and re-install"
(Necrons are really the ancient and powerful warriors of the great ancient OS wars, Jobs, Gates, and the guy who came up with their respecite OS's are all C'Tan, no one remembers who became which C'Tan tho, much has been lost from those dark days...)

Dessel Ordo wrote:

, crons dont get cogseses clogged up by the ice cream, the ice cream seaps into their hard drives and brings up a pc error, depending on OS provider:
Windows: "Windows Vista has encountered a fatal error, please re-install OS to continue"
Mac: "additional souls required to continue running OS 10, please send souls to Steve Jobs via UPS or FedEx express to continue service"
Linux: "download/install files corrupted, please re-download and re-install"
(Necrons are really the ancient and powerful warriors of the great ancient OS wars, Jobs, Gates, and the guy who came up with their respecite OS's are all C'Tan, no one remembers who became which C'Tan tho, much has been lost from those dark days...)

Good to know,why their tombworlds are so slow to wake up
=> with the "ancient os wars guys"as C'Tan