It's the essence of simplicity, I'll start it out. I post a movie line, and others try to identify it, and post their own for other peoples to identify.

"Aziz, light!"

5th Element

Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!

Roadwarrior?

"In every warrior's life there is a battle, which is his greatest, or his last."

"Electrolytes from the Eighth Dimension!"

"Two dollars! I want my TWO DOLLARS!"

Kroeger wrote:Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!

Army of Darkness. Frazzle, you embarass me.

Mine: "He's a nut-bag! Just because the ****er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"

Kroeger wrote:Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!

Army of Darkness


"PUERTO RICANS!!! They always made the best infantry men!"

dienekes96 wrote:

Kroeger wrote:Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!

Army of Darkness. Frazzle, you embarass me.

Thats what the wife says every time we go out of the house...

Army of Darkness. maximum Awesome

"This is my Thunderstick!"
"Gimme some sugar baby"

I'm drawing a blank on other's quotes. Here's one.

"I came here to do two things - chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all outta bubble gum."

dietrich wrote:I'm drawing a blank on other's quotes. Here's one.

"I came here to do two things - chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all outta bubble gum."

They Live Rowdy Roddy Piper baby

Anything Tyler Durden says.

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***** khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.

And my favorite:

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Frazzled wrote:They Live Rowdy Roddy Piper baby

And the amazing part is that Piper ad libed the line.

Frazzled wrote:Roadwarrior?

"In every warrior's life there is a battle, which is his greatest, or his last."

"Electrolytes from the Eighth Dimension!"

"Two dollars! I want my TWO DOLLARS!"

Blanking on the first.

The others are Buckaroo Banzai and Better Off Dead (early John Cusack FTW).

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

First is StarTrek II

Yours Ragnar: Jim Munney in "Unforgiven" methinks.

This is a two-parter, because that's the only way anyone would get it.

"Do you know who's in charge here?"

"Yeah"

Apocolypse now !

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

That exchange perfectly describes the insanity of the entire movie. Well done!

On the war theme...

''A shovelful of sand''. Kudos to anyone who gets this without googling it.

Since you slackers didn't get my first one (and I think it's easy), let's try:

"Give me...a keg...of beer. ... And these."

No idea, but heres mine.
"The Sandwiches?!! You guys are the S-H-I-T Sandwiches!"
it's from the internet, so it might be hard to find this next one

"SPRIGGS!"

dienekes96 wrote:
"Give me...a keg...of beer. ... And these."

Is it Teen Wolf? I watched that the last week.

How 'bout -

"They mostly come at night. Mostly"

and more war theme (sort of)

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves."

dienekes96 wrote:

Kroeger wrote:Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun!

Army of Darkness. Frazzle, you embarass me.

Mine: "He's a nut-bag! Just because the ****er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!"

Brad Pitt in Seven.

Mine.. "Boy,the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant Mark Twain F*#$ing SH%* because it's definitely getting carved on your tombstone."

Drill sergeant:
"Holy Jesus."
"What is that?"
"WHAT the frack is THAT?!"
"WHAT IS THAT PRIVATE PILE?!"
Private pile:
"sir... jelly donut sir..."

Full metal jacket ftw.

"Eddie Kim filled the plane with poisonous snakes."

Too easy?

FITZZ wins the Nurgly avatar competition, hands down.

warpcrafter wrote:FITZZ wins the Nurgly avatar competition, hands down.

** Takes Bow and Attempts to keep internials from falling out**

Orkeosaurus wrote:"Eddie Kim filled the plane with poisonous snakes."

Too easy?

Snakes on a plane.

"Sir, you have to remember all your friends died two hundered years ago"
"But they all ate organic rice!"

" soul brotha too boo koo"

twomas rox wrote:" soul brotha too boo koo"

Full Metal Jacket

Orkistotle wrote:
"They mostly come at night. Mostly"

Aliens? I'm resisting the urge to go google it and double check.

"Or else what?"
"Tell him, Vinnie."
"Or else pizza is gunna send out for you."

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Orkistotle wrote:
"They mostly come at night. Mostly"

Aliens? I'm resisting the urge to go google it and double check.

"Or else what?"
"Tell him, Vinnie."
"Or else pizza is gunna send out for you."

Spaceballs.

Greebynog wrote:
"Sir, you have to remember all your friends died two hundered years ago"
"But they all ate organic rice!"

Sleeper?

Fallen668 wrote:

Greebynog wrote:
"Sir, you have to remember all your friends died two hundered years ago"
"But they all ate organic rice!"

Sleeper?

Wow it's been about 15 years since I've seen that one. Hilarious movie. Now let's see:

"My mind and my spirit are going north and south!"

Big Trouble in Little China

The other two were guessed properly (Seven and Teen Wolf).

"What are you gonna do?"

"What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me."

"Was it a dream where you're in sort of sun god robes on top of a pyramid with hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing pickles at you?"

Two-parter:
"Prepare for metamorphosis!"
"Kafka, ready?!"

dienekes96 wrote:"What are you gonna do?"

"What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me."

Man On Fire, I think

It doesn't seem like anyone has gotten the first quote I posted yet.

HFJor wrote:"Was it a dream where you're in sort of sun god robes on top of a pyramid with hundreds of naked women screaming and throwing pickles at you?"

Real Genius.

Ahtman, was yours Heartbreak Ridge?

“So you fancy yourselves drinkers, ‘eh?”

“Ja, maybe a little bit, I think we just beat the Irish.”

Mannahnin wrote:
“So you fancy yourselves drinkers, ‘eh?”

“Ja, maybe a little bit, I think we just beat the Irish.”

BEERFEST!

"I ain't got time to bleed."

Mannahnin wrote:Ahtman, was yours Heartbreak Ridge?

Nope

HFJor wrote:"I ain't got time to bleed."

Predator

"Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos."

"Your gun however says replica, whereas mine says Desert Eagle .50, now **** off"

and another quote from the same movie

"No Tommy, its tip top, i'm just not sure about the colour," - these quotes are from the funniest gangster movie of all time

and from another film just for kicks

"you've got Red on you"

Orkeosaurus - possibly American History X im thinking?

Snatch!

"Face to foot style. How'd you like it?"

99MDeery wrote:"Your gun however says replica, whereas mine says Desert Eagle .50, now **** off"

and another quote from the same movie

"No Tommy, its tip top, i'm just not sure about the colour," - these quotes are from the funniest gangster movie of all time

and from another film just for kicks

"you've got Red on you"

Snatch baby!

Orkeosaurus wrote:"Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos."

The Big Lebowski!

Edit: I'll expand mine:

"I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses."

"Well... well, like to get this job. I mean, did... did you do, or... or were you asked to do anything lewd... or unsavory, or... or, otherwise repulsive to your... your person, huh?"

Mannahnin wrote:"I'm from the, uh, Confidential Committee on Moral Abuses."

"Well... well, like to get this job. I mean, did... did you do, or... or were you asked to do anything lewd... or unsavory, or... or, otherwise repulsive to your... your person, huh?"

Blade Runner

"Where are you going? I was about to make espresso."

no idea

how about:

'I know what I know and I know I dont like that nutsack!!!'

"That's so sweet it hurts!"

Ozymandias wrote:
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Fight club


"I have a bad feeling about this"

I can't believe you went there...

"And in the morning I'm making WAFFLES"

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"And in the morning I'm making WAFFLES"

Shrek? How about:

"Why so serious?"

"Luke, I am your father."

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

(Take your time with these ones, they're pretty obscure )

"What?!?"

FITZZ wrote:

Mine.. "Boy,the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant Mark Twain F*#$ing SH%* because it's definitely getting carved on your tombstone."

Devils Rejects


"Gentlemen! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here! Harrumph, harrumph!"

Orkeosaurus wrote:"Why so serious?"

The Dark Knight. Great movie.

Orkeosaurus wrote:"Luke, I am your father."

Really? Honestly?

Orkeosaurus wrote:"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

This one is only difficult if you've been living under a rock for the past couple years.

99MDeery wrote:"you've got Red on you"

I'm surprised no one has answered this one yet. Shawn of the Dead.



Anyway..."Somebody get us some f*cking golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, baby!

“Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.”

Chrysaor686 wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:"Why so serious?"

The Dark Knight. Great movie.

Orkeosaurus wrote:"Luke, I am your father."

Really? Honestly?

Orkeosaurus wrote:"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

This one is only difficult if you've been living under a rock for the past couple years.

99MDeery wrote:"you've got Red on you"

I'm surprised no one has answered this one yet. Shawn of the Dead.



Anyway..."Somebody get us some f*cking golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive."

pssst... I don't think Orkeosaurus was being serious. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

Here's one:

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Ozymandias, King of Kings

Ozymandias wrote:"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

- - Dr. Strangeglove



"I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time."

"Allright I'm comin' out, if I see anyone I'm gonna shoot 'em! Any sumb1tch takes a shot at me I'm not only gonna kill him but his wife, and all his friends, and burn his damn house down!"

Unforgiven.

Hint: Mine is from a musical.

Mannahnin wrote:Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, baby!

“Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.”

Across the Universe

(Same movie)
"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?????"
"I! Don't! Know!"

"Murder! You'll all be guilty! And you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"

"NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!! AarAgha they're in my eyes! aAra arGh"

Here's one.

"Oh my God. (name of character)'s a..."
"A what? Spy? Saboteur? Facist? All of the above."

Mannahnin wrote:“Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.”

The Producers. Don't ask me how I know that.

Forgive me for being painfully obvious, but it had to be said eventually...

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shephards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Bonus points if you can tell me if this exact quote was said at the beginning or the end of the movie.

Pulp fiction.

Last scene of the film.

And first scene

Love you Hunny Bunny!

Anung Un Rama wrote:
"Oh my God. (name of character)'s a..."
"A what? Spy? Saboteur? Facist? All of the above."

The Rocketeer.

Here's a fairly easy one:

"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

Frazzled wrote:Love you Hunny Bunny!

Another Pulp Fiction?!?!

"Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick . . . plutonium!"

"sit your raggedy ass down and shut the f*** up!"

OK after a day or series of posts-if no one catches an answer the questioner should state where its from.

Kroeger wrote:
"Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick . . . plutonium!"

Back to the Future?

"Anybody else want to negotiate?"

Ozymandias, King of Kings

Pook wrote:"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

Hah. Scarface. Though the "jou" should've given it away for anybody.

99MDeery wrote:"sit your raggedy ass down and shut the f*** up!"

Jackie Brown. Easy one (I've only seen that movie like 50 times).



Actually, in the first scene of Pulp Fiction, Jules says "Fingers", not "Vengeance".

I've seen that movie entirely too many times.

From another brilliant movie:

"You see this? This is you. Notch forty-five, you Irish bug bastard."

Or how about:

"You see this knife?! I'm going to teach you to speak english with this f*cking knife!" (Same movie)

Ozymandias wrote:"Anybody else want to negotiate?"

Ozymandias, King of Kings

heh... go 5th Element.

"You see this? This is you. Notch forty-five, you Irish bug bastard."

Or how about:

"You see this knife?! I'm going to teach you to speak english with this f*cking knife!" (Same movie)

Gangs of New York ... Love it.

Now let's see ....

" I am the drum on which God is beating out His messages. And right now He is beating so hard, it's splinting my ears! "

warpcrafter wrote:"That's so sweet it hurts!"

I spit on your grave. One of the worst movies ever made.

I think Ahtmans first quote was from scent of a woman.

Orkistotles was Kelly's Heros. And because I love that movie so much, your the inspiration for this quote:

" In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what?"

focusedfire wrote:I think Ahtmans first quote was from scent of a woman.

This is correct.


Person A: Are you a cop?

Person B: As far as you know.

Person A: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?

Person B: Why? Did you steal the car?

Person A: I sure did.

Person B: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

Pook wrote:Now let's see ....

" I am the drum on which God is beating out His messages. And right now He is beating so hard, it's splinting my ears! "

Joan of Arc?


Heres one" That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man".

focusedfire wrote:


Heres one" That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man".

True Grit.

Here's an irrelevant one from possibly the most quotable movie ever written:
"You don't need a pen. Just use one of them cat turds"

"It's Evil! DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"

Since nobody got my first one, here is another line from the same movie. A tad more obvious...


"Hey, where the white women at?"

Lint wrote:"Hey, where the white women at?"

Blazing Saddles! I didn't even notice the other one.

And on the Mel Brooks note:

I wrote:"Where are you going? I was about to make espresso."

Young Frankenstein

And still up for grabs:

"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?????"
"I! Don't! Know!"

Orkeosaurus wrote:"It's Evil! DON'T TOUCH IT!!!"

Thats time bandits, mate.
Can't jog the other out of the old noodle, keep thinking Homer Simpson......?

How 'bout this one:
"You really are a great swordsman"
also from same movie"BEEERRRR!!!!!

Lets see if i can clean up some one the non-answered ones...

focusedfire:
"You really are a great swordsman"
and
"BEEERRRR!!!!!

The Princess Bride. The first From Dread Pirate Roberts to Inigo Montoya, the second from Andre the Giant (forgotten his character name)

I think.

How about these, all from the same movie "This can only mean one thing, but I don't know what that is"

"Nobody move...I gotta use the can, I don't want to miss nothing"

"Very interesting (Character name) But just one problem...Is Stupid! Is stupidest theory I ever heard!"

"Who do you think is the murderer? "
"Must sleep on it. Will know in morning when wake up."
"But what if you don't wake up?"
"Then YOU did it"

I wrote:"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?????"
"I! Don't! Know!"

"Murder! You'll all be guilty! And you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"

"NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!! AarAgha they're in my eyes! aAra arGh"

The Wicker Man (2006). THE BEST MOVIE EVER.




"These boys is not white! These boys is not white, hell, they ain't even old timey!"

Orkeosaurus wrote:

I wrote:"How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!?????"
"I! Don't! Know!"

"Murder! You'll all be guilty! And you're doing it for nothing! Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!"

"NOT THE BEES!!!!!!!!!!! AarAgha they're in my eyes! aAra arGh"

The Wicker Man (2006). THE BEST MOVIE EVER.




"These boys is not white! These boys is not white, hell, they ain't even old timey!"

Brother Where Art Thou?


And I was thinking Willow earlier not the Princess Bride, but if it fits then I'll accept it.

Isn't the line from Willow "You're a great warrior! And a swordsman" ? Or am I thinking of earlier on?

The "BEEER" line though, I was wrong there

I'll try another line from mine...

"No, man, that's not f***ing graffiti, that's a sign. It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing YOU."

If you know the answer, please post the following punchline.

Arctik_Firangi wrote:I'll try another line from mine...

"No, man, that's not f***ing graffiti, that's a sign. It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing YOU."

If you know the answer, please post the following punchline.

MichaelDouglass gone psycho roaming south central LA. cant remember the name of the film, only that it was hilarious!

edit: oh and sry, dont know the next bit. yeh i think fail on two counts there.

focusedfire wrote:Brother Where Art Thou?

Yup.

An easy one:
"Bread."
"Apples."
"Very small rocks."
"Cider."
"Gravy."
"Cherries."
"Mud."
"Churches."

Monty Python: The Search for the Holy Grail. I think the most quotable movie in existence.

This may be from multiple movies, but I'm thinking of a very recent one:

"I can smell your blood"

Twilight... (And most likely many other vampire movies)

Here's one for ya.

"As far as I'm concerned, she's just a meat by-product."

Khor'Ghurneth wrote:Isn't the line from Willow "You're a great warrior! And a swordsman" ? Or am I thinking of earlier on?

The "BEEER" line though, I was wrong there

You maybe right, been a long time since last saw movie. If I'm off my apologies.


Heres an easy one:

No, I'm a meat popsickle.(if not exact should be close enough)

whatwhat wrote:

Arctik_Firangi wrote:I'll try another line from mine...

"No, man, that's not f***ing graffiti, that's a sign. It says this is f***ing private property. No f***ing trespassing. That means f***ing YOU."

If you know the answer, please post the following punchline.

MichaelDouglass gone psycho roaming south central LA. cant remember the name of the film, only that it was hilarious!

edit: oh and sry, dont know the next bit. yeh i think fail on two counts there.

The movie was called Falling Down,but sorry,I don't recal the punch line either.

"What kind of wap brings a knife to a gunfight"

"Seriously guys I gotta make up for that tit thing"

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"What kind of wap brings a knife to a gunfight"

"Seriously guys I gotta make up for that tit thing"

1. "Untouchables?" Sean Connery to be precise.
2.no clue.

Frazzled wrote:

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"What kind of wap brings a knife to a gunfight"

"Seriously guys I gotta make up for that tit thing"

1. "Untouchables?" Sean Connery to be precise.
2.no clue.

2. Boondock Saints.

focusedfire wrote:No, I'm a meat popsickle.(if not exact should be close enough)

Fifth Element.

The wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim? No one has claim. All have claim!

Pook wrote:
The wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim? No one has claim. All have claim!

Uhm, that one with Orlando Bloom vs. the muslim pirates that nobody went to go see?

"This beer is so good I want to put my d**k in it, I want it to put it's d**k in me."

Lint wrote:

Pook wrote:
The wall? The Mosque? The Sepulchre? Who has claim? No one has claim. All have claim!

Uhm, that one with Orlando Bloom vs. the muslim pirates that nobody went to go see?

"This beer is so good I want to put my d**k in it, I want it to put it's d**k in me."

the movie you're looking for is "kingdom of heaven"

and the answer to yours is Beerfest


heres a rather easy one:

"why do I gotta be mister Pink?"

Ensis Ferrae wrote:
heres a rather easy one:

"why do I gotta be mister Pink?"

Reservoir Dogs, unless he's in something else.




"What? What was that?"
"Uh, nothing."
"I heard some squealing or something."
"Oh, no. Everything's fine."
"But the animal is inside out."
"I heard that! It turned inside out?"
"And it exploded."
"Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?"

"How's it look"
"Looks clear"
Monster comes flying through
"You said it was clear!"
"I said it looks clear."
"Well, how's it look now"
"Looks clear"

"Check this one, she's always got a Blade on her."

"What your going to kill me with a soup cup."
"Tea, actually"
"What"
"I said I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."

Orkeosaurus wrote:
"What? What was that?"
"Uh, nothing."
"I heard some squealing or something."
"Oh, no. Everything's fine."
"But the animal is inside out."
"I heard that! It turned inside out?"
"And it exploded."
"Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?"

Galaxy Quest


"That still only counts as one!!!"

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Right after when Legolas kills the fully laided Mumakil. Said by Gimli

Orkeosaurus wrote:"What? What was that?"
"Uh, nothing."
"I heard some squealing or something."
"Oh, no. Everything's fine."
"But the animal is inside out."
"I heard that! It turned inside out?"
"And it exploded."
"Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?"

Galaxy Quest, good movie


Heres one; Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz!They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow Fairies!Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin!Those despicable animal warmongers!They've killed Fritz!Take that! Take this!Take that, You green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged.....

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"Check this one, she's always got a Blade on her."

"What your going to kill me with a soup cup."
"Tea, actually"
"What"
"I said I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."

too easy: chronicles of riddick



sorry if this one's a wee bit obscure... but kudos if you know this one:
"the multiplying villanies of nature do swarm upon him"

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"How's it look"
"Looks clear"
Monster comes flying through
"You said it was clear!"
"I said it looks clear."
"Well, how's it look now"
"Looks clear"

Pitch Black

Ensis Ferrae wrote:"the multiplying villanies of nature do swarm upon him"

I know it's Shakespeare, I forgot the play HOWEVER ... it's in V for Vendetta as well.

"Call me an a$$-hole one more time. "

Hancock!

"If your not with me, then your against me!"

@pook, yeah i was referring to the V for Vendetta line...




"you boyz like Mex-i-co??? WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!"

Xav wrote:"If your not with me, then you're against me!"

Um, Revenge of the Sith?

"Those hookers let you down. What are you gonna do, call Triple-A?"

'Come on your Pansy'

Orkeosaurus wrote:
"I have been called bad before. Many have said I do things that are not correct to do. I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time."

Master Pain or Evil Betty in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist. I love that movie. Cheesy camp at its finest.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:
"you boyz like Mex-i-co??? WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!"

SuperTroopers.


"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:'Come on your Pansy'

its probably in alot of movies, but the first one that comes to mind is "Mr. Woodcock"



heres my next one:

"in the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?"

I'm afraid not my friend! Another try perhaps?

I suspect yours to be from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells (of Cockney rubbish)

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:'Come on your Pansy'

Holy Grail?

focusedfire wrote:Heres one; Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz!They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow Fairies!Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin!Those despicable animal warmongers!They've killed Fritz!Take that! Take this!Take that, You green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged.....

This is an old-school geek movie. Wizards!

“Orange whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!”

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I'm afraid not my friend! Another try perhaps?

I suspect yours to be from Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells (of Cockney rubbish)

sorry, lock stock (IMO) is a great movie...but thats not where my line came from.



"i thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from?"

Snatch.

Also known as Lock, Stock, And a Load of Cockney Gibberish 2!

Orkeosaurus was on the money though with Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Black Knight to King Arthur having lost both his arms).

Time for another.....

'I ain't that good'

Pook wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:
"you boyz like Mex-i-co??? WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!"

SuperTroopers.


"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."

The Godfather.

What about these..." Typical robot,first earth chick we see in years and he's gotta make a play for her." and " But why can't we get married? we laughf,we talk,we have highly proficent sex."

FITZZ wrote:What about these..." Typical robot,first earth chick we see in years and he's gotta make a play for her." and " But why can't we get married? we laughf,we talk,we have highly proficent sex."

Heavy Metal, the original and still only.


how 'bout: It's good to be the King

focusedfire wrote:how 'bout: It's good to be the King

Two actually...History of the World, part 1 and Robin Hood, Men in Tights.

An easy one...

I'm gonna cut your head off...see if that works."

Mannahnin wrote:

focusedfire wrote:Heres one; Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake! Get up! They've killed Fritz!They've killed Fritz! Those lousy stinking yellow Fairies!Those horrible atrocity-filled vermin!Those despicable animal warmongers!They've killed Fritz!Take that! Take this!Take that, You green slime! You black hearted, short, bow-legged.....

This is an old-school geek movie. Wizards!

“Orange whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips!”

John Candy, The Blues Brothers. The only musical I'll watch.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
'I ain't that good'

this is probably way off.. but im gonna guess thats from "Planet Terror"


"and there goes the Challenger..being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. the vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero--"

Zathras wrote:I'm gonna cut your head off...see if that works."

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Ensis Ferrae wrote:"and there goes the Challenger..being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. the vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero--"

AGH, I know this one but I can't think of the name of the movie. It's right there on the tip of my keyboard and it is driving me nuts.

I want a car that gets real gas milage
ok you alien in the words of my generation up yours
party on dudes

It's not show friends...it's show business.

Jerry Maguire?

sonofruss wrote:I want a car that gets real gas milage
ok you alien in the words of my generation up yours
party on dudes

Robocop
Independance Day
Bill and Ted, either Excellent Adventure or Bogus Journey.

"some party or parties are busily preparing a little welcome committee in the sunshine state, and the main doors, and even some side doors are heavily embellished with garlands and fuzzy frills."

guess my last 2 are really messing folks up, so ill give it to ya: Vanishing Point (on both of them)



"yipee-kai- yay mutha !!!"

Die Hard.


"I know this guy. Big crime-fighter from down South. Big-league hitter down there."
"What's his power?"
"Well, he's terribly mysterious."
"That's it? That's his power? He's mysterious?"
"Well, TERRIBLY mysterious."
"Plus he can, like, cut guns in half with his mind."

"Mystery Men"

Orkeosaurus wrote:Die Hard.


"I know this guy. Big crime-fighter from down South. Big-league hitter down there."
"What's his power?"
"Well, he's terribly mysterious."
"That's it? That's his power? He's mysterious?"
"Well, TERRIBLY mysterious."
"Plus he can, like, cut guns in half with his mind."

Mystery Men

Here ya go,
Lane, this is pure snow. Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

" i will become his world and will make him my world" Lafiel , Banner of the Stars

" All will be lost in time like tears in rain, time to die" Blade Runner i think

"the future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves" Terminator.

my favorite 3

uhh.. lunahound, i think you missed the point of this... we're supposed to guess what movie the lines you post up are from

focusedfire wrote:Lane, this is pure snow. Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Better Off Dead! Early John Cusack FTW.

“Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Argentinian fell through my roof.”

Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
'I ain't that good'

this is probably way off.. but im gonna guess thats from "Planet Terror"


"and there goes the Challenger..being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. the vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero--"

Ensis Ferrae wrote:"some party or parties are busily preparing a little welcome committee in the sunshine state, and the main doors, and even some side doors are heavily embellished with garlands and fuzzy frills."

Vanishing point, the greatest nihilistic road movie of all times.

Mannahnin wrote:“Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Argentinian fell through my roof.”

Moulin Rouge

This one's a thinker:
"Get your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty ape!"

Alright, one that's a little bit harder:
"We're all part monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!"

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty ape!"
Easy one
Planet of the Apes (Original with Charlton Heston)

Orkeosaurus wrote:
Alright, one that's a little bit harder:
"We're all part monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!"

Forbidden Planet?


x- "Brenda?"
y- "D1ck!"


"What's with the knife? We havin' cake or somethin'?"

blue loki wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:
Alright, one that's a little bit harder:
"We're all part monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!"

Forbidden Planet?

Got it.

blue loki wrote:x- "Brenda?"
y- "D1ck!"

Is that Mallrats?

“I can’t walk down to the corner to buy a pack a’ smokes, without running into nine guys you f*****!”

^
^Boondock Saints

No one ever got the "In the immortal words of Socrates I drank what?"


Well how's this: Every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings and ( same character and movie) How come God gets all the good followers, and we get the retards?

Another one: "Childhoods over the moment you Know your gonna die."

I say I am dead and I move

focusedfire wrote:No one ever got the "In the immortal words of Socrates I drank what?"


Well how's this: Every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings and ( same character and movie) How come God gets all the good followers, and we get the retards?

The Violator, from Spawn.

John Leguizamo was the actor.

And for me next challenge....

'Oh boys, look what I got!'
'Hey, where all the white women at?'

Blazing Saddles.

x "ermh... where does that leave me, then?"
y "Penniless, and on the brink of suicide!"

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

focusedfire wrote:No one ever got the "In the immortal words of Socrates I drank what?"


Well how's this: Every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings and ( same character and movie) How come God gets all the good followers, and we get the retards?

The Violator, from Spawn.

John Leguizamo was the actor.

You got the second one right. The first quote(Ishould've been clearer)about Socrates was Val Kilmer in Real Genius

AH fair enough. But Violator still says it, except he has twins.

sonofruss wrote:I say I am dead and I move

The Crow (which, if rumor holds, is being remade)

"Go away, or I'll call the Brute Squad!"
"I'm on the Brute Squad"
(Double take) You are the Brute Squad!"

Princess Bride.

'It's like, some people only do things for the money, and thats like, really sad'

One of the greatest classics of all time: "Sir!....Sir!....Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady."

"BLONDIE!!!"

"Something wrong?"
"No for a second there I thought my addition was wrong, but I'm good now"

Hint: Both Westerns

"Do we tell the man who jumps that the parachute doesn't work, or is it a sort of practical joke that he finds out on the way down?"

"Monty, that parachute that didn't open... Suppose we were to drop a fellow out of a plane over enemy territory, with papers on him saying we were going to invade Greece, and his parachute didn't open. The Germans would find him dead, and the papers, and "Aha," they'd say, "Look at this. Officer with secret papers, parachute didn't open... they're going to invade Greece."

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:"Do we tell the man who jumps that the parachute doesn't work, or is it a sort of practical joke that he finds out on the way down?"

"Monty, that parachute that didn't open... Suppose we were to drop a fellow out of a plane over enemy territory, with papers on him saying we were going to invade Greece, and his parachute didn't open. The Germans would find him dead, and the papers, and "Aha," they'd say, "Look at this. Officer with secret papers, parachute didn't open... they're going to invade Greece."

"the man who never was"

"i told you 50 cars, not 49 and a half!"

Amazing I was thinking no one would get it or did you resort to google.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:"i told you 50 cars, not 49 and a half!"

Gone in sixty seconds.


easy one:Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Ghost in the Darkness wrote:Amazing I was thinking no one would get it or did you resort to google.

well, at first i merely used google to see if i was correct...but i was way off, but then i was given the answer that way, so i figured id post it

In the spirit of the Holiday;



"Well, you look about like the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? "

(same movie)"Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!!!

From my wife,


"We came here to rob themand that's what we're gonna do- beat their heads in, gouge theeir eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes."

(same movie) "I'll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people"

focusedfire wrote:From my wife,


"We came here to rob themand that's what we're gonna do- beat their heads in, gouge theeir eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes."

(same movie) "I'll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people"

Bonnie and Clyde??

Sorry, try older movies. And each seperate post is about a different movie with a couple of quotes from each. Just for clarification

focusedfire wrote:
easy one:Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Gone with the Wind.

You got it , care to try on the others

focusedfire wrote:You got it , care to try on the others

Hmm...

"Well, you look about like the kind of angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? "

(same movie)"Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!!!

It's a Wonderful Life?

Correct again, remind me to not get into a movie trivia game unless you're on my side.

All from Anchorman.

Brian Fantana - "Man what a party lastnight I am hung over."

Champ Kind - "Tell me about it. I wake up this morning...and I s*** a squirrel, I mean in, literaly. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive, so I've got this s*** covered squirrel down in the office, don't know what to name it."

Brick - "Oh I'm sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."

"You're three hundred and fifty years old and you never learned to swim?"

By the way, thousandth son, is that Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy in your avatar? I have much unclean thoughts about her. ( )

Private, why did you join my corp!?

Sir, I got lost on my way to college, sir!

@warpcrafter: Si senor. Yeah me too.

This one is from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

"Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!"

Another one from Anchorman (obviously one of my favorite movies).

Brick "Veronica, look over here. I would like to extend to you and invitation to the pants party...the, the party...party with the pants."

Veronica "Brick are you telling me that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited?"

Brick "That's it."

Veronica "Did Brian tell you to say this Brick?"

Brick "No...yes."

Veronica "No I don't want to go to a party in your pants."

Brick "Very well. Ian, party in my pants?"

Ian "No Brick."

Great movie.

uhh, thousandth sun, the point of the game is that you say the line, but not where the movie is from, and then we have to guess where it came from.. in return, we guess what movie we think it is from, and post a line from another movie...where it gets guessed, and so on so forth.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:uhh, thousandth sun, the point of the game is that you say the line, but not where the movie is from, and then we have to guess where it came from.. in return, we guess what movie we think it is from, and post a line from another movie...where it gets guessed, and so on so forth.

Oh it's a game. Sorry I thought we were just posting our favorite movie lines.

Seems a laugh, start with an easy one,

'I got better things to do tonight than die'

heres a few quotes from a second film,

'Graveyards are full of boys who are very young and very proud'

'Reminds me of that fella back home who fell off a ten-story building. As he was falling, people on each floor kept hearing him say, "So far, so good." Heh, so far, so good'

'I admire your notion of fair odds, mister'

and a third,

'Mother is God in the eyes of a child'

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:
'Mother is God in the eyes of a child'

The Crow.

Now in tribute to the recently deceased, "What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

Nuclear Mekanik wrote:Private, why did you join my corp!?

Sir, I got lost on my way to college, sir!

Full Metal Jacket

best basic training military movie ever made


"Do you want to know how i got these scars?"

Ensis Ferrae wrote:"Do you want to know how i got these scars?"

Batman- Dark Knight


"Only 2 things come from Oklahoma boy, Steers and Q***rs! Which are you, Cause I don't see any horns".....(Should be close enough if not exact)

Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Nuclear Mekanik wrote:Private, why did you join my corp!?

Sir, I got lost on my way to college, sir!

Full Metal Jacket

best basic training military movie ever made

I got that one from Jarhead, but they might have stolen it from FMJ as a kind of homage I guess?

Ensis Ferrae wrote: "Only 2 things come from Oklahoma boy, Steers and Q***rs! Which are you, Cause I don't see any horns".....(Should be close enough if not exact)

Full Metal Jacket

"I've come a very long way, seeking an answer with eyes unclouded by hate."

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote: "Only 2 things come from Oklahoma boy, Steers and Q***rs! Which are you, Cause I don't see any horns".....(Should be close enough if not exact)

Full Metal Jacket

"I've come a very long way, seeking an answer with eyes unclouded by hate."

Princess Mononoke

"Either I wet my pants, or..."

"Or?"

"THUNDERCATS ARE GO!"

Actually, I was quoting from an officer and a gentleman. Don't know if it was in FMJ

If the quote uses Oklahoma, it is Officer and a Gentleman

If the quote uses Texas, it is Full Metal Jacket.

"Shhh, you smell something?"

Mechnomancer wrote:"Shhh, you smell something?"

Ghost Busters?


"You will Hate me."

You missed mine :(

I just can't place yours malfred. Am fighting the urge to google.

@malfred: the only thing i can think of that ever used THUNDERCATS are go!!, is Thundercats.....


"play time's over"

"what, you've never taken a shortcut before?"

(both from the same, really funny movie)

focusedfire wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:
'Mother is God in the eyes of a child'

The Crow.

Not where I got it from, although I can't recall if it was also used in The Crow.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:@malfred: the only thing i can think of that ever used THUNDERCATS are go!!, is Thundercats.....


"play time's over"

"what, you've never taken a shortcut before?"

(both from the same, really funny movie)

Its actually, "Thunderbirds are go!". Thats what makes it funny.


And the answer to yours is Hot Fuzz.


Now my next one:"You should've bought a squirrel"

focusedfire wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:@malfred: the only thing i can think of that ever used THUNDERCATS are go!!, is Thundercats.....

Its actually, "Thunderbirds are go!". Thats what makes it funny.

That's not all that makes it funny. Have to see the scene

focusedfire wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:@malfred: the only thing i can think of that ever used THUNDERCATS are go!!, is Thundercats.....


"play time's over"

"what, you've never taken a shortcut before?"

(both from the same, really funny movie)

Its actually, "Thunderbirds are go!". Thats what makes it funny.


And the answer to yours is Hot Fuzz.


Now my next one:"You should've bought a squirrel"

Rat Race

"Meet my little friend..."

I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead.

"God dam buggs whacked us Jhonny"

"Forget the **cking toe"

" I didn't slough my @$$ through the mud in 'nam to pay 183$ for this **cking Urn!"

First one there is Starship Troopers.

Then Big Lebowski I suspect.

Third I don't know.

My turn!

'Hi Guys, feeling inadequate?'

focusedfire wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:
'Mother is God in the eyes of a child'

The Crow.

Now in tribute to the recently deceased, "What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

just figured this one out earlier today: Cool Hand Luke



here's one from a fairly recent movie:
"will you be my Katy Couric??"

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:

focusedfire wrote:

Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:
'Mother is God in the eyes of a child'

The Crow.

Not where I got it from, although I can't recall if it was also used in The Crow.

Silent Hill?

Mad Dok Grotsnik wrote:Third I don't know.

I think it's a second Lebowski.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:
here's one from a fairly recent movie:
"will you be my Katy Couric??"

Talladega Nights.

"Every problem on the planet can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"

youbedead wrote:"Every problem on the planet can be solved with the careful application of high explosives"

Valkyrie

"No, my worst nightmare is waking up without my penis"

malfred wrote:

"Either I wet my pants, or..."

"Or?"

"THUNDERCATS ARE GO!"

Bah. This one is Juno.

Pook wrote:


Silent Hill?

Aye

The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of...
your life, your memories, your attachments, they burn them all away.



If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on
you'll see devils tearing your life away
but if you've made peace the devils are really
angels freeing you from the Earth.

All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps!
A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm.
Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

1:Why exactly are you here?
2:To see with eyes unclouded by hate

LunaHound wrote:

1:Why exactly are you here?
2:To see with eyes unclouded by hate

Also Princess Mononoke. (Earlier in the thread)

"Even with my eyes wide open, I can't see a thing!"

LunaHound wrote:All right, people, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps!
A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm.
Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

Aliens

Roller pigeons climb high and fast. Then roll over and fall just as fast towards the earth. There are shallow rollers and there are deep rollers.
You can’t breed two deep rollers or their young – their offspring – would roll all the way down, hit, and die. [name censored] is a deep roller.
Let us hope one of her parents was not.

i never understood that part of the convo, if anyone can guess the movie + explain the significance of it, much appreciated!

LunaHound wrote:Roller pigeons climb high and fast. Then roll over and fall just as fast towards the earth. There are shallow rollers and there are deep rollers.
You can’t breed two deep rollers or their young – their offspring – would roll all the way down, hit, and die. [name censored] is a deep roller.
Let us hope one of her parents was not.

i never understood that part of the convo, if anyone can guess the movie + explain the significance of it, much appreciated!

Silence of The Lambs.

I belive that what Dr. Lechter was attempting to convey was that since Clarices' father had comited suicide,due to whatever reasons & presures,she her self may also follow suit (crashing and burning) due to her obcessive nature,unless of course her mother was of a more stable nature.
At least that's what I got from it more or less.

New one for you:

This is not a murder. This is an intervention.