Something silly for a Friday afternoon....

Essentially, you must assign Super Powers or Abilities to the person who posted last.

Begin!

How about the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away, with MIND FORCE!!!

The Hero, known as Blue Loki was born as part of a freak accident....

Now, with a Toilet for a head, he wreaks his vengence upon an uncaring world with his deadly Swirless!

I am NOT giving you a second power, Mad Doc. Stop trying to take over
the world with your yak killing mind force.

Malfred has the power to deny others powers.

I'd love to be where leech is hanging out in this picture.

Anyway, I'll let the next person give George Spiggott a power. Otherwise we're
just going to be doubling up all over the place.

george has the power to always shoot first

Meh. Alternate Universes. Marvel and DC do it like...

Sonofruss, saviour of earth following the invasion of the Toad Men! Using his unearthly powers, which cause all Frogs and Toads to ignore him, he brazenly walk onto their ship, and installed Windows Vista, causing viruses and all manner of cack from the Intrawebs to wreck their plans!

sonofruss has the power to transform into a disembodied wolf's head.

HFJor.. the last hope for humanity against the evil killey robots of robotron X!!
He will overtake their legions with his awesome 80's guitar wails that are so awesome the can destroy anything that hears them with rays of pure awesome.... It is awesome!!!!

Rules revision: Assign a power to the last person who posted in the thread who has not previously been assigned a power. Note: it’s “MIND bullets”.

Canaan has the ability to animate little plastic or metal soldiers and command them as his remorseless miniature minions.

Mannahin would be known as Super Moses, for his uncanny knack of parting seas. However, the downside is the daft bugger can't figure out how to un-part them, which means his people were in fact still ridden down by a rather amused Egyptian army mounted on Chariots.

Ever since that debacle, he has been banned from using his powers by the League of People What Tell Superheroes What They Can and Can't Do and Nobody Seems to Mind.

Born the son of a Dog Walker and something on a park bench, Mad Doc Grotsnik is a thing of the past. Henceforth, he is known as He Whom Is Immune To Death By Tapdancing.

Dez has the awesome power to make H.B.M.C. and JohnWangDD agree on something.

Wait, that's a bit too overpowered. Let's say he can only do World Peace.

Anung Un Rama can make traffic lights change just by staring at them long enough.

oomiestompa can pull apart each of an Oreo's elements into 3 seperate pieces in 1 deft move!

Dez has the power to bend straws, but only on Tuesdays.

Frazzled has the power to drop houses on people, but only within Kansas state!

Septic can make anything have that "new car" smell and command rear seat seat belts to do his bidding.

Ahtman has the power to fly while sitting in an airplane.

orkeosaurus can become invisible while he's playing tuba

M_Stress can see through any ikea furniture with his ikea x-ray vision.

Legoburner has the power to make anything into an awesome website.


Anything.

Platuan4th has the power to give others physical/mental disability's, he got bored and has done this to himself

SonsOfLoki looses coordination and becomes overly friendly, then blacks out, only to awake to find he has teleported to a new location (with the stale taste of vomit lingering in his mouth) after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

Gonads has the ability to write more usefull posts than any other person on the internets.

Anung un Rama has super-strength, a gigantic fist made of stone, and is immune to fire.

Wait, you mean the poster?

Anung un Rama has the power to siphon other superheroes' names.

Chrysaor686 can lift Mt. Everest.

However, he cannot lift anything else.

orkeosaurus is a half orc half dinosaur that can eat planets

Imperial has the power to make others blink on command.

Blood of Orks has the uncanny ability to interface with machines, namely traffic lights. He can force them to change at will so he would never have to stop on the road again......However...hes color blind....

Imperial has the power of jumping over small obstacles and shooting his boss without misssing!
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crap, too slow! :(

JohnHwangDD has the power to turn black at any time and file a law suit as a hate crime.

Yermom has the uncanny ability to have more paragraph breaks than actual words in a forum post.

He can also eat a tennis racquet through an apple - what's fascinating is that he can do this in full view without impressing anybody.

burb1996 wrote:Blood of Orks has the uncanny ability to interface with machines, namely traffic lights. He can force them to change at will so he would never have to stop on the road again......However...hes color blind....

I live in Atlanta. We're rated as having some of the worst traffic in the US. This should come in handy then. Hey, why can't I see colour all of a sudden?

Arctik_Firangi has the ability to morph into rats

Imperial has the ability to turn into steel.

Unfortunately this renders him permanently inanimate, as he can not turn back into a human do to having a lump of metal for a brain.

Orkeosaurus has the power to punch babies and then justify it to onlookers so they will vouch for him in a court case.

Septic, standing 10 feet tall is a Walrus Man. He uses his massive tusks to navigate the waters of Lake Michigan in hopes of one day becoming a real boy.

Dreadwinter:

shrunken to a SD form ( super deformed form like in his avatar )

gained power of been able to smash infinite number of bricks with his head and fists

Lunahound has the power to give people telekinetic purple nurples.

Chrysoar686 can see through walls with X-Ray vision. However, since this is a gift from the "Dark Gods" it causes blood to run from his eyes when he does this.....He's been to the hospital 3 times this week for passing out due to blood loss.....Oh..and from getting beat up by the girls in the bathroom he was peering into....

Burb1996 has the power to withstand a nuclear holocaust.

Unfortunately, this means he is a cockroach.

Chrysaor686 has the power to eat poisonous frogs without dying, so long as he spends an hour meditating afterwards to clear the poison from his body.

Also, he can tap dance really fast.

Orkeosaurus has the power to swallow any living creature whole.

Unfortunately, he does not have the power to digest them.

Imperial, you have the ability to produce large hams at any time via a questionable trenchcoat.

CaptainCommunism has the power to crush his enemies beneath the weight of his awesome forum signature.

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Tacobake can turn any conversation into a random encounter dialogue tree.

Malfred has the ability to summon police to school playgrounds with an almighty flash.

Arctik_Firagi has the power to not be impressed by other people's amazing writing skizzles and to lie about not being impressed with my abilty to eat a tennis raquet through an apple. You know you wish you could!

Yermon can make duplicates of himself but each duplicate hates each other

Imperial has the ability to make any area into a parking lot, unfortunately he sometimes forgets to ask whether or not they want to be turned into a parking lot before he commences the bombardment.

Warp crafter can stop a speeding bullet....Once.

He can also see into his own present.

His greatest power however is to save the world quietly. So quietly no one noticed...even him.

Sha1emade can reverse his bodily functions at any point, however he can only do so when nervous.

Septic has the ability to set fire alight.

Cheese Elemental has the power to turn into a Cheese Elemental

SonsOfLoki is covered in fur, and has giant claws and fangs.

Though that's more of a genetic birth defect than a superpower...

If Chrysaor686 looks at people for too long, they turn into Micheal Jackson.

Xav has the superpower to give other people superpowers.

Anung Un Rama has the power to be completely insignificant no matter what he does...

Septic has the power to freeze your computer by thinking about it.

Xav has the power to turn into a DCM and edit posts

SonsOfLoki has the power to turn into a MOD and remain unable to edit posts.

Arctik_Firangi can sing mery christmas backwards but this makes him turn inside out

Imperial has the power to hang banners from his arms and pose as a warlord titan on a gaming board.

Xav can turn anything into gold with a touch of the finger but accidently scratched his nose turning him into solid gold

Anung Un Rama wrote:Xav has the superpower to give other people superpowers.

My nemesis!

Malfred has the power to name people his nemesis.

Xav has the most powerful power of them all!!!!!!!!!!!! But he asked me not to reveal it. :(

sha1emade can suck people's brains out too bad he was hungry and sucked his own brian out

Imperial can flood your signature with smilies.

Cheese Elemental is invulnerable to the consequences of eating a venomous creature and/or being bitten by a poisonous one. But just not the other way around.

Smashotron can drain the life-force of admins over the internet. Once he has wireless, he shall be unstoppable.

cheese elemental can turn anything into cheese. He unfortunatly turned his house into cheese causing a rat infestation

Imperial has the power to build houses over a long period of time if provided with the right materials.

Septic has the amazing ability of farting, burping, and scratching his nads simulataneously, thus saving precious seconds on the morning routing.

Mad doc has the universal remote from the film "click", he uses it to freeze time so he gets more time on dakka.

Xav has a photographic memory; unfortunately, it has a Sony battery pack.

Arctik has balls of steel; sadly, this has caused the deaths of several girlfriends due to severe trauma to the... nether regions.

Cheese Elemental has the power to eat his own head.

orkeosaurus can make the world spin but he is too busy to do so

Anyone who hears Imperial speak must do as he commands. Too bad he's mute.

Blood of Orks can turn into a pile of omeletts when in museums

Paul Atreides has the power to see through the eyes of his first-born... wait, nevermind.

Arctik_Firangi　has the power to put a Christmas hat on anything.

Sha1made was hit upon the head by a Flask when still an infant, imbuing him with no powers whatsoever. Yet he still travels the world as 'Thermosman!' and attempts to keep liquids at the required temprature wherever possible!

Mad Doc Grotsnik has the power to materialise currency wherever he wants but he only materialises ancient prehistoric stones which cave emn used as money

Imperial can lift a hundred times his own weight and can run for three days and nights without breaking a sweat. Too bad he's a quadruple amputee.

Cheesy can incite revolution in Latin American Countries leading to Communism with a click of his Beary claws.

xD

~sA

smiling Assassin can turn into a woolly jumper in a box under a tree, how sad.

Sonofloki can feel chaos around him and use it to his purpose but he is a procrastinator

Imperial has the ability absorb different races technology thus shifting his form and he can blast you with his label maker

Focusedfire can make other people shoot at the same target as him for greater effect.

Sha1emade can eat his own bodyweight in his own flesh, but nothing else

septic is a living septic tank and has the ability to spray areas full of methane

Sha1emade is loaded with energy producing materials but requires technology to access them.

Focusedfire can turn into The Interwebs!!!
also he can lick his own elbow

i have the ability to multipost on this thread

SonsOfLoki has the power to put pictures in his signature, OF ANYTHING

gah...! Im assuming my power is to break the rules of the game & assign septic a second power.

He can turn invisible, but only when no-ones looking!

Somecallmejack now has the ability to see how many powers people have

SonsofLoki is so festive he has the power to resist avatars.

somecallmeJack can transform into a tape cassette at will. Unfortunately due to the proliferation of CDs, this is becoming less and less useful.

lego burner can enter tv shows but can not get out of them until the program finishes

When Imperial gets really angry, he turns green and rips his clothes off.

This doesn't actually make him stronger or anything, and it resulted in a difficult childhood.

Orkeosaurus is a mild mannered wargamer by day, but at night, he fights crime in his alter ego as the superhero Captain Obvious!

Captain Obvious has a mind power which allows him to make statements which are always 100% true & accurate. However, he can only use this power to make statements that are self evident.

somecallmeJack wrote:Orkeosaurus is a mild mannered wargamer by day, but at night, he fights crime in his alter ego as the superhero Captain Obvious!

Captain Obvious has a mind power which allows him to make statements which are always 100% true & accurate. However, he can only use this power to make statements that are self evident.

That's not a very useful power.

In fact, the majority of the super powers listed in this thread are of limited usefulness.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

somecallmeJack wrote:Orkeosaurus is a mild mannered wargamer by day, but at night, he fights crime in his alter ego as the superhero Captain Obvious!

Captain Obvious has a mind power which allows him to make statements which are always 100% true & accurate. However, he can only use this power to make statements that are self evident.

That's not a very useful power.

In fact, the majority of the super powers listed in this thread are of limited usefulness.

Orkeosaurus has the power to win the thread by actually demonstrating his super-power via forum post.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

somecallmeJack wrote:Orkeosaurus is a mild mannered wargamer by day, but at night, he fights crime in his alter ego as the superhero Captain Obvious!

Captain Obvious has a mind power which allows him to make statements which are always 100% true & accurate. However, he can only use this power to make statements that are self evident.

That's not a very useful power.

In fact, the majority of the super powers listed in this thread are of limited usefulness.

'Save me Captain Obvious!'

'Thats a very tall building youre falling off of there'