Don't know which forum is best for this so I stuck it in off-topic.

I don't know if this is primarily an american thing or if its international. Instead of just xenos scum and the like, was wondering if the old cut-down, insult the family, trash-talk still exists in the grim dark future. The thought is just some good-natured smack-talk between friends and rivals. One person says something funnily insulting then the next attempt to riposte the foil of the previous persons wit. I'll start off and see where it goes.

Something like, "Your so fat that CSM's bow and call you Father Nurgle."

Then the next person will reply with something like "Your armpits are so foul that the Grey knights take their 666th test there." and so on.

Please keep it good natured and relatively clean. This is just an attempt at relevance between our world and the fantasy that is 40k

"Yo momma's so fat she plays 40k"

"*points to yo momma* Look! It's Nurgle!"

*to Eldrad

"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"

*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.

You so ugly when you were born yo mama was executed for consorting with orks.

"Man, your funk is so foul that when you walk into a room people think its an Ork invasion."

'In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only your mom.'

I could've taken it further than that, but it was against my better judgement.

@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint.


And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all."

"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"

Lordhat wrote:"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"

I am seriously tempted to sig that.

"You momma's a** so fat that when she poops the Ultramarines call it Orbital Bombardment."

"When she passes gas SMs call it the thunderfire cannon."

Chrysaor686 wrote:

Lordhat wrote:"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"

I am seriously tempted to sig that.

That would be awesome.

You'r so skinny you can hide behind snotlings!

You'r momma's so fat that when she comes out people run and scream "STOMPA!"

"I Don't want to keep dissin' yo' mama, I'd talk about yo' daddy if anyone knew who he was."

Eldar insult,"Your mother is so fat that I mistook her for a human."

Your momma so fat genestealers mistook her for a space hulk!

LunaHound wrote:
*to Eldrad

"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"

*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.

for old times sake--slight language warning if that offends you.

Space Marines at Orks, "You fight like Tau."

reds8n wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
*to Eldrad

"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"

*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.

for old times sake--slight language warning if that offends you.

ah no it doesnt offend me, the best Farseer Macha comics have nudity so i wouldnt link them here. but its very funny ><

When fighting Eldar, and Da Boyz are about to make Close Combat, I'm quite fond of....

'You're going home in an anti-grav ambulance!'

Same goes for Fantasy, except it mutates intoooooo....

'You're going home in a Horse Drawn ambulance!'

At a Cannoness, "No, your armor doesn't make you look fat. Your a** makes makes you look fat."

@ The Imperium, "Ohh, so scary. Tell ya what, we'll start fearing man when Skeletor gets off the toilet.

"You play 40k."

OOOOOHHHHH SNAP!, "You Mod a gaming forum."

Well, technically, I mod the articles on a gaming forum, so there.

You say tomato, I say Death apples.

3 Orks walk into a bar, the fourth one uses his power klaw and destroys it and everything around him.

Am I doing this right?

That was more of a joke than a verbal slam but feel free to keep trying.

The art of the trash talk is a worthy pursuit as to it encourages quick wit and that one develop a sense of humor about him/herself by not taking such statements personally.


@ A SoB, " Thats not a cheribum, you're just so fat that a baby got caught in your orbit."

To a Berserker: You sounds like a crying Slaaneshi

My black crusade is bigger than yours....

"Man, great unclean ones are so disgustingly fat and ugly. Oh, sorry for bringing your mom into this."

The 13th Company wasn't lost in the warp. Your mamma rolled over on them.

Last time your momma bent over the eye of terror cried.

I know what Tyranids are, "T yrants, F exes, and G uants."

Last time yo' momma went to Armageddon all the Squiggoths rolled around, singing "We Are Family".

one nurgling to another: "did you fart? MAN, thats RANCID!! go outside if ur gonna keep doing that!"

malfred wrote:"You play 40k."

Genius



I've got some:

-"you're how old again and you spend your free time painting goblins and elve toys so you can play fantastical wargames..."

-@ Marneus Calgar: "You think you're so big but i've been with more girls than you've seen.. "

-"Ya well, if 40k was real your sisters of battle wouldn't be my virgin enemies for much longer..."

=P
hahahaha

Yo mama's so dumb she brings Icosahedrons to play 40K!

focusedfire wrote:@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint.


And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all."

Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.

BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.

Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.

your mamas so ugly the inquisitor thought she was a daemon

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

focusedfire wrote:@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint.


And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all."

Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.

BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.

Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.

I could talk about yo daddy, but I try not to talk about myself in the third person.

[sarcasm] You're so awesome, let's mount your corpse on a gold latrine and make an idol out of you. [sarcasm]

Golden Eyed Scout wrote: Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.

BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.

Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.

Talking to the typical Space Marine in a patronizing tone, " A human that has soft bumps of flesh on its chest and is capable of childbirth is called a "Woman".

Having now explained this I'd talk about yo momma but the Emperor has enough problems what with his proginey all being eunuchs. Ow, That was just wrong.

Hey scout, got nuttin' but lov for ya bro.

yo momma's bellybutton is called the eye of terror, and her anus is called hadex

Your breath is so bad it makes nurglings throw up!

edit: how come no one told me i misspelled dakkatites are usually very helful with my bad grammar

"Yo mamma is so nasty that Kroot won't eat her."

@Eldar, "Dark Reapers?, Oh, you mean the Tau guys in the halloween suits."

"You fight like a cow!"

...am I doing this right?

Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"

...am I doing this right?

Pretty good. Good natured smack talk is where you combine humor,the preposterous, and insult in a relavent manner. Both or all parties invovled know to not take such seriously and attempt to "one up" or out do the last verbal "slam". With humor being very cultural, smack talk and what is funny varies somewhat but, with time most can learn the sense of humor of other cultures.

Now the relavence or theme of this thread is smack talk in the world of 40K. How would someone Dis, insult, taunt, and trash talk in the grim dark future. Yours works and is quite clever in that a lot of us only think of humans making it that far. It's actually cool to think that there might be an insult that will last for 40 thousand years. Talk about a burn for the ages

I hope this is being as amusing to all of you as it has been to me. So please, everyone keep bring your best 40k slams.

focusedfire wrote:

Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"

...am I doing this right?

Pretty good. Good natured smack talk is where you combine humor,the preposterous, and insult in a relavent manner. Both or all parties invovled know to not take such seriously and attempt to "one up" or out do the last verbal "slam". With humor being very cultural, smack talk and what is funny varies somewhat but, with time most can learn the sense of humor of other cultures.

Now the relavence or theme of this thread is smack talk in the world of 40K. How would someone Dis, insult, taunt, and trash talk in the grim dark future. Yours works and is quite clever in that a lot of us only think of humans making it that far. It's actually cool to think that there might be an insult that will last for 40 thousand years. Talk about a burn for the ages

I hope this is being as amusing to all of you as it has been to me. So please, everyone keep bring your best 40k slams.

He didn't get it

Yo mamma got it though. Oh Emporer, did she get it.

Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"

...am I doing this right?



He didn't get it

Then please to explain to this dull one. Has it to do with the I? This may be my computer illetracy showing.

focusedfire wrote:

Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"

...am I doing this right?



He didn't get it

Then please to explain to this dull one. Has it to do with the I? This may be my computer illetracy showing.

I wrote I because Dreadwinter already said "am I doing this right".
"You fight like a cow" is simply an insider joke. Apperantly you have never played the greatness that is Monkey Island. You should do that. Soon.

You have a mac

@ space marines with PF


*Giggle* over compensating much?

Anung Un Rama wrote:I wrote I because Dreadwinter already said "am I doing this right".
"You fight like a cow" is simply an insider joke. Apperantly you have never played the greatness that is Monkey Island. You should do that. Soon.

Thank you Anung Un Rama, I will check it out.

Yo mama is so fat that she gets the lumbering behemoth rule.

"You are so stupid you can't even cheat right!"

G

Your opinions on comp are so narrow you'd have a hard time balancing a hat on top your head.

"you are so stupid you'd even lose with Orks!"

Damn you look so stupid I thought you were wearing a mask... Oh I forgot you play space elves!

G

@ a Eldar. So which SM is taking you to the craftworld prom?

@ a Sister of battle, "Whats the matter honey? Was it too much or too little love from the emperor that made you such a B****?

@Sisters of battle: Wow, that was one ugly close combat phase for me. Is it that time of the month again?

Your "male appendage" is just like a vindicare assassin, its there but you can't see it!

Yo mommas like a dedicated transport in 5th edition.
Everybody gets to ride!

My fave put down 40K comment atm is..

'Seems you lost this battle in the purchase models stage'

I hear you like mudkips...and fail at gaming.

At a SM, You're one one of those,"What do you call them?", Oh yeah your one of those Ogryns aren't you.

To a Squat/Dwarf: Your mother was a Grot and your father was a sodomized Orc slave!

You play Ultrasmurfs. *Sings the Smurfs theme song*

Your momma locked up all yer 40k!

halonachos wrote:I hear you like mudkips...and fail at gaming.

I liek mudkipz!

This barely applies, but I made a Chaos Glory squad that has 4 stripes of color from left to right featuring Pink, Red, Purple and Green (with matching Rhino). I painted the whole squad up and threw them on the table at my FLGS and the first thing I hear is my opponent say "What, is that the 'Don't ask, don't tell' squad?" I got that 3 more times in that evening alone as well as a random passerby saying "We're here! We're Chaos! Get used to it!" amongst some slightly more offensive comments. I hadn't thought of that beforehand, but now I purposely use the squad so I can mock someone when it beats them.

I have a pink stormtrooper, hes armed with a flamer. I've gotten jokes about that, but I did that on purpose.

So you play eldar,
have you broken the news to your parents yet?

Do you know where you were born? The eye of terror because that is where most accidents happen.

The original:
Do you know where you were born? The m25 because that is where most accidents happen.

That paint job is so terrible, even an ork would think so.

"you call it scratch built, I call it a pile of glue and poop"

Not only do the rules say you're wrong, they also say you're a DICK!

Gotta love sigs

What's that? I can't hear you with my bayonet in your throat!

Why do I keep callin' yo momma a valkerie? Because shes big, fast, and can take 12 Guardsmen where they want to go all at once.


I won't even mention deep striking.

Your so ugly even the warp can't look at you straight....

Your so ugly that you made a Necron cry.

You're such a rabid fanboy you go into your FLGS expecting them to have in stock everything you read about in the latest Warseer wishlist thread!

You smell so bad, not even a pariah could stand you.

FOR THE EMPOR.... ah skrew it, yo mommas to fat... we lose

your so smelly your paint wont dry!

You smell so bad that you make raveners puke.

Your grill(Teeth) is so messed up that a loota wouldn't steal them.

Maybe we should take this outside(the game)... people can't breathe with you in the room/store.

Swine Flu? Aw your mom is flying in, how nice for you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Obviously not success!

Your mom is a space wolf.

Does your mom roll for penetration, or does one just assume it?

I like the idea that the Dark Angels held back from defending Terra to see who would win. I call my DA playing friend Fence Sitting Traitors.