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Post by: focusedfire
Don't know which forum is best for this so I stuck it in off-topic.
I don't know if this is primarily an american thing or if its international. Instead of just xenos scum and the like, was wondering if the old cut-down, insult the family, trash-talk still exists in the grim dark future. The thought is just some good-natured smack-talk between friends and rivals. One person says something funnily insulting then the next attempt to riposte the foil of the previous persons wit. I'll start off and see where it goes.
Something like, "Your so fat that CSM's bow and call you Father Nurgle."
Then the next person will reply with something like "Your armpits are so foul that the Grey knights take their 666th test there." and so on.
Please keep it good natured and relatively clean. This is just an attempt at relevance between our world and the fantasy that is 40k
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
"Yo momma's so fat she plays 40k"
"*points to yo momma* Look! It's Nurgle!"
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Post by: LunaHound
*to Eldrad
"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"
*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.
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Post by: Lordhat
You so ugly when you were born yo mama was executed for consorting with orks.
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Post by: focusedfire
"Man, your funk is so foul that when you walk into a room people think its an Ork invasion."
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Post by: Chrysaor686
'In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only your mom.'
I could've taken it further than that, but it was against my better judgement.
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Post by: focusedfire
@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint. And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all."
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Post by: Lordhat
"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"
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Post by: Chrysaor686
Lordhat wrote:"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"
I am seriously tempted to sig that.
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Post by: focusedfire
"You momma's a** so fat that when she poops the Ultramarines call it Orbital Bombardment."
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Post by: focusedfire
"When she passes gas SMs call it the thunderfire cannon."
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Post by: Lordhat
Chrysaor686 wrote:Lordhat wrote:"In the grim darkness of your mom, there is only <deleted by the inquisition>!"
I am seriously tempted to sig that.
That would be awesome.
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Post by: HoverBoy
You'r so skinny you can hide behind snotlings!
You'r momma's so fat that when she comes out people run and scream "STOMPA!"
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Post by: focusedfire
"I Don't want to keep dissin' yo' mama, I'd talk about yo' daddy if anyone knew who he was."
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Post by: focusedfire
Eldar insult,"Your mother is so fat that I mistook her for a human."
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Post by: Septic
Your momma so fat genestealers mistook her for a space hulk!
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Post by: reds8n
LunaHound wrote:
*to Eldrad
"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"
*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.
for old times sake--slight language warning if that offends you.
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Post by: focusedfire
Space Marines at Orks, "You fight like Tau."
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Post by: LunaHound
reds8n wrote:LunaHound wrote:
*to Eldrad
"no wonder Eldar race is dying, when was the last time Macha has gotten laid"
*Macha TT-TT centuries and counting.
for old times sake--slight language warning if that offends you.
ah no it doesnt offend me, the best Farseer Macha comics have nudity so i wouldnt link them here. but its very funny ><
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Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik
When fighting Eldar, and Da Boyz are about to make Close Combat, I'm quite fond of....
'You're going home in an anti-grav ambulance!'
Same goes for Fantasy, except it mutates intoooooo....
'You're going home in a Horse Drawn ambulance!'
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Post by: focusedfire
At a Cannoness, "No, your armor doesn't make you look fat. Your a** makes makes you look fat."
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Post by: focusedfire
@ The Imperium, "Ohh, so scary. Tell ya what, we'll start fearing man when Skeletor gets off the toilet.
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Post by: malfred
"You play 40k."
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Post by: focusedfire
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Post by: malfred
Well, technically, I mod the articles on a gaming forum, so there.
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Post by: focusedfire
You say tomato, I say Death apples.
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Post by: Dreadwinter
3 Orks walk into a bar, the fourth one uses his power klaw and destroys it and everything around him.
Am I doing this right?
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Post by: focusedfire
That was more of a joke than a verbal slam but feel free to keep trying.
The art of the trash talk is a worthy pursuit as to it encourages quick wit and that one develop a sense of humor about him/herself by not taking such statements personally.
@ A SoB, " Thats not a cheribum, you're just so fat that a baby got caught in your orbit."
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Post by: Lordhat
To a Berserker: You sounds like a crying Slaaneshi
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Post by: sexiest_hero
My black crusade is bigger than yours....
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Post by: Quintinus
"Man, great unclean ones are so disgustingly fat and ugly. Oh, sorry for bringing your mom into this."
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Post by: Lordhat
The 13th Company wasn't lost in the warp. Your mamma rolled over on them.
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Post by: HoverBoy
Last time your momma bent over the eye of terror cried.
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Post by: focusedfire
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Post by: smiling Assassin
Last time yo' momma went to Armageddon all the Squiggoths rolled around, singing "We Are Family".
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
one nurgling to another: "did you fart? MAN, thats RANCID!! go outside if ur gonna keep doing that!"
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Post by: adielubbe
malfred wrote:"You play 40k."
Genius
I've got some:
-"you're how old again and you spend your free time painting goblins and elve toys so you can play fantastical wargames..."
-@ Marneus Calgar: "You think you're so big but i've been with more girls than you've seen.. "
-"Ya well, if 40k was real your sisters of battle wouldn't be my virgin enemies for much longer..."
=P
hahahaha
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Post by: Lordhat
Yo mama's so dumb she brings Icosahedrons to play 40K!
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
focusedfire wrote:@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint.
And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all." 
Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.
Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.
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Post by: darefsky (Flight Medic Paints)
your mamas so ugly the inquisitor thought she was a daemon
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Post by: Lordhat
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:focusedfire wrote:@ Chrysaor- thanks for both a good chuckle and your restraint.
And,"Man I can't talk about yo momma, times have been tuff on her, I mean being the only genestealer in the hive and all." 
Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.
Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.
I could talk about yo daddy, but I try not to talk about myself in the third person.
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Post by: The Thousandth Son
[sarcasm] You're so awesome, let's mount your corpse on a gold latrine and make an idol out of you. [sarcasm]
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Post by: focusedfire
Golden Eyed Scout wrote: Well, I could talk abotu yo momma.
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN! OW! THAT OnE LEAVES A MARK.
Sorry, too easy. I regret it now.
Talking to the typical Space Marine in a patronizing tone, " A human that has soft bumps of flesh on its chest and is capable of childbirth is called a "Woman".
Having now explained this I'd talk about yo momma but the Emperor has enough problems what with his proginey all being eunuchs. Ow, That was just wrong.
Hey scout, got nuttin' but lov for ya bro.
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Post by: Septic
yo momma's bellybutton is called the eye of terror, and her anus is called hadex
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Post by: HoverBoy
Your breath is so bad it makes nurglings throw up!
edit: how come no one told me i misspelled dakkatites are usually very helful with my bad grammar
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Post by: focusedfire
"Yo mamma is so nasty that Kroot won't eat her."
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Post by: focusedfire
@Eldar, "Dark Reapers?, Oh, you mean the Tau guys in the halloween suits."
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
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Post by: focusedfire
Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
Pretty good. Good natured smack talk is where you combine humor,the preposterous, and insult in a relavent manner. Both or all parties invovled know to not take such seriously and attempt to "one up" or out do the last verbal "slam". With humor being very cultural, smack talk and what is funny varies somewhat but, with time most can learn the sense of humor of other cultures.
Now the relavence or theme of this thread is smack talk in the world of 40K. How would someone Dis, insult, taunt, and trash talk in the grim dark future. Yours works and is quite clever in that a lot of us only think of humans making it that far. It's actually cool to think that there might be an insult that will last for 40 thousand years. Talk about a burn for the ages
I hope this is being as amusing to all of you as it has been to me. So please, everyone keep bring your best 40k slams.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
focusedfire wrote:Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
Pretty good. Good natured smack talk is where you combine humor,the preposterous, and insult in a relavent manner. Both or all parties invovled know to not take such seriously and attempt to "one up" or out do the last verbal "slam". With humor being very cultural, smack talk and what is funny varies somewhat but, with time most can learn the sense of humor of other cultures.
Now the relavence or theme of this thread is smack talk in the world of 40K. How would someone Dis, insult, taunt, and trash talk in the grim dark future. Yours works and is quite clever in that a lot of us only think of humans making it that far. It's actually cool to think that there might be an insult that will last for 40 thousand years. Talk about a burn for the ages
I hope this is being as amusing to all of you as it has been to me. So please, everyone keep bring your best 40k slams.
He didn't get it
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Post by: Lordhat
Yo mamma got it though. Oh Emporer, did she get it.
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Post by: focusedfire
Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!" ...am I doing this right? He didn't get it Then please to explain to this dull one. Has it to do with the I? This may be my computer illetracy showing.
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
focusedfire wrote:Anung Un Rama wrote:"You fight like a cow!"
...am I doing this right?
He didn't get it
Then please to explain to this dull one. Has it to do with the I? This may be my computer illetracy showing.
I wrote I because Dreadwinter already said "am I doing this right".
"You fight like a cow" is simply an insider joke. Apperantly you have never played the greatness that is Monkey Island. You should do that. Soon.
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Post by: HoverBoy
You have a mac
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Post by: LunaHound
@ space marines with PF
*Giggle* over compensating much?
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Post by: focusedfire
Anung Un Rama wrote:I wrote I because Dreadwinter already said "am I doing this right".
"You fight like a cow" is simply an insider joke. Apperantly you have never played the greatness that is Monkey Island. You should do that. Soon.
Thank you Anung Un Rama, I will check it out.
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Post by: focusedfire
Yo mama is so fat that she gets the lumbering behemoth rule.
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Post by: Black Blow Fly
"You are so stupid you can't even cheat right!"
G
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Post by: Black Blow Fly
Your opinions on comp are so narrow you'd have a hard time balancing a hat on top your head.
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Post by: Black Blow Fly
"you are so stupid you'd even lose with Orks!"
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Post by: Black Blow Fly
Damn you look so stupid I thought you were wearing a mask... Oh I forgot you play space elves!
G
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Post by: focusedfire
@ a Eldar. So which SM is taking you to the craftworld prom?
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Post by: focusedfire
@ a Sister of battle, "Whats the matter honey? Was it too much or too little love from the emperor that made you such a B****? 
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Post by: Anung Un Rama
@Sisters of battle: Wow, that was one ugly close combat phase for me. Is it that time of the month again?
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Post by: halonachos
Your "male appendage" is just like a vindicare assassin, its there but you can't see it!
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Post by: Orkeosaurus
Yo mommas like a dedicated transport in 5th edition.
Everybody gets to ride!
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Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin
My fave put down 40K comment atm is..
'Seems you lost this battle in the purchase models stage'
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Post by: halonachos
I hear you like mudkips...and fail at gaming.
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Post by: focusedfire
At a SM, You're one one of those,"What do you call them?", Oh yeah your one of those Ogryns aren't you.
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Post by: 99MDeery
To a Squat/Dwarf: Your mother was a Grot and your father was a sodomized Orc slave!
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Post by: Nofasse 'Eadhunta
You play Ultrasmurfs. *Sings the Smurfs theme song*
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Post by: Black Blow Fly
Your momma locked up all yer 40k!
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Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable
halonachos wrote:I hear you like mudkips...and fail at gaming.
I liek mudkipz!
This barely applies, but I made a Chaos Glory squad that has 4 stripes of color from left to right featuring Pink, Red, Purple and Green (with matching Rhino). I painted the whole squad up and threw them on the table at my FLGS and the first thing I hear is my opponent say "What, is that the 'Don't ask, don't tell' squad?" I got that 3 more times in that evening alone as well as a random passerby saying "We're here! We're Chaos! Get used to it!" amongst some slightly more offensive comments. I hadn't thought of that beforehand, but now I purposely use the squad so I can mock someone when it beats them.
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Post by: halonachos
I have a pink stormtrooper, hes armed with a flamer. I've gotten jokes about that, but I did that on purpose.
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Post by: Septic
So you play eldar,
have you broken the news to your parents yet?
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Post by: jamunition
Do you know where you were born? The eye of terror because that is where most accidents happen.
The original:
Do you know where you were born? The m25 because that is where most accidents happen.
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Post by: halonachos
That paint job is so terrible, even an ork would think so.
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Post by: KingCracker
"you call it scratch built, I call it a pile of glue and poop"
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Post by: Septic
Not only do the rules say you're wrong, they also say you're a DICK!
Gotta love sigs
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Post by: halonachos
What's that? I can't hear you with my bayonet in your throat!
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Post by: focusedfire
Why do I keep callin' yo momma a valkerie? Because shes big, fast, and can take 12 Guardsmen where they want to go all at once. I won't even mention deep striking.
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Post by: IRPurple
Your so ugly even the warp can't look at you straight....
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Post by: focusedfire
Your so ugly that you made a Necron cry.
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Post by: warpcrafter
You're such a rabid fanboy you go into your FLGS expecting them to have in stock everything you read about in the latest Warseer wishlist thread!
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Post by: halonachos
You smell so bad, not even a pariah could stand you.
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Post by: Buttlerthepug
FOR THE EMPOR.... ah skrew it, yo mommas to fat... we lose
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Post by: IRPurple
your so smelly your paint wont dry!
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Post by: focusedfire
You smell so bad that you make raveners puke.
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Post by: focusedfire
Your grill(Teeth) is so messed up that a loota wouldn't steal them.
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Post by: HoverBoy
Maybe we should take this outside(the game)... people can't breathe with you in the room/store.
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Post by: focusedfire
Swine Flu? Aw your mom is flying in, how nice for you.
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Post by: halonachos
Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Obviously not success!
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Post by: focusedfire
Your mom is a space wolf.
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Post by: Wehrkind
Does your mom roll for penetration, or does one just assume it?
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Post by: ph34r
I like the idea that the Dark Angels held back from defending Terra to see who would win. I call my DA playing friend Fence Sitting Traitors.
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