Everyone thinks about it a some point, what would you do to show off your ridiculous, all-encompassing power if you were the ruler of Earth?

Me, I would get one person from each country (various ages) arrange them in height and put boards on their heads, I gots me a human staircase!

Bring back the Lost and the Damned.

stand at the end of a street and place a sniper at the other end
line the street with my unbeatable clone army
let the sniper open fire and stand proud behind my humanshield
as it jumps to catch the bullets

I would have an expensive haircut.

Two chicks at the same time

And the High-5 goes to FPS!

Two Chicks at the Same Time?

Your lack of ambition concerns me.....

I would probably have lots of cool stuff to do. I might even legalise Bunny Golf.

When I say I want extra butter on my popcorn at the movie theater, I would have extra butter on my popcorn.

Whereas I would outlaw butter.

Just to annoy Frazzled.

I'd ban killing in any form, for any reason. And kill anyone who didn't agree.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Whereas I would outlaw butter.

Just to annoy Frazzled.

Move one inch towards my butter and the cute duckling gets it.

Then I shall hold off until Cute Duckling has all growed up, then ban Butter.

You get annoyed, I get Crispy Duck.

WIn win for me! You'll have to threaten better than that!

If i rule the world, i would put some sort of computer chip / bomb in everyone's head.

Anytime someone is about to commit murder or crime, the chip would explode.

or anytime someone attempts to troll internet, or do something malicious , the chip would send shocks to your brain causing uncontrollable spasms and loss of bladder control.

I would have anyone who gives me greif for painting warhammer shot in a public display. following the headshot *FTW* would be a all night drink'a'thon and dance'fest.

I'd set about killing 90% of the world's population, in order to bring us back to sustainable population levels.

You people really do lack the ambition to take over the world. You clearly just don't want it enough!

Now this is an ambition...to annoy the French, other than just through being better than them by birthplace, I'd outright ban Jazz and Mime.

WHAT WILL YOU BASE YOUR ECONOMY ON THEN!

I'd wear an expensive suit, and have an expensive haircut at the same time, so everyone would know about ability to afford expensive stuff.

Also, I would make evil against the law, because that would solve it, according to many people.

I would declare war on the moon.

BloodofOrks wrote:I would declare war on the moon.

BloodofOrks wrote:I would declare war on the moon.

Amateur. I'd declare war on the sun.

Worldwide.
Simultaneous.
Orgasm.

..and then ensure I'm nowhere to be found for the cleanup.

I would wear my sunglasses at night.

To be fair, Bono is doing that already, and he only thinks he rules the world.

Hypocritical little oik that he is.

I'd put a bit of chlorine in the gene pool, if you know what I mean.

I'd have a huge bed. Populated endlessly by confused Asian ladies.

How we'd laugh.

sA

I'm imagining my war on the moon would go something like this:

Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

I'd make cyborg and clone exrta bodies for myself, Bang a bunch of good hearted women, and wait for my son or daughter to turn 18,raise an army lead by his 6 scrappy friends, and have the final war of Doom. IF they manage to topple me, I' will just get my brain transplanted into a clone and come back for more. If I win, I'd get my brain put into the cyborg body,(because to beat the good guys I'd have to mega nuke the world) And being the only being left alive I would crown myself "King of all that is" and spend forever laughing into the Nuclear night sky.

Forcibly eject/exile every single lawyer, politician, and bueracrate from the earth with plenty of oxygen, water, a live video feed, but no food.

I would make Blue Oyster Cult the national anthem.

No specific song, just anything by the band.

If I was king the first thing I would do would be your mum

FearPeteySodes wrote:Two chicks at the same time

Righto!

That'll be two sumo-sized BFFs on their way over.

You can thank me in the morning.

Just don't have them both be on top, or you'll suffocate...


____

focusedfire wrote:Forcibly eject/exile every single lawyer, politician, and bueracrate from the earth with plenty of oxygen, water, a live video feed, but no food.

BoFH reader?

Anyhow, ur not doin' it rite - you forgot to give them a bucket...

If I were king of the world?

I guess I'd ban religion in favor of a couple simple rules
- be honest & faithful
- try not to kill anyone

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Two Chicks at the Same Time?

Your lack of ambition concerns me.....

I think he was referencing Office Space.

Other than two chicks at the same time, lets see. Whatever I feel like doing whenever I feel like doing it I guess.

Also, the Grand Conjuration by Opeth would be the panetary national anthem.

I would create the ultimate army.

They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me.

Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them.

They will be of iron will and steely muscle.

In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed.

They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them.

They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle.

And they shall know no fear.


I shall call them.....Spase Marienz

Regardless. You are King of the entire planet.

Why bother with only two women at the same time?

I'd actually push through cloning, that I might have an Angelina Jolie and a Milla Jovovich for every room in all my palaces.

Then, like the Jokers Plastic Surgeon said....if you gotta go, go with a smile!

I'd have a squirrel cull...oh wait thats...never mind.

I would use murderers and pedophiles for medical research, move all people out of Africa and make it the world's largest nature park and eradicate every single trace of turtle pie.

warpcrafter wrote:I would use murderers and pedophiles for medical research, move all people out of Africa and make it the world's largest nature park and eradicate every single trace of turtle pie.

Down with turtle pie!

If was king of the world i would train wolverines for assassination purposes. Then unleash them on lazy people!!! Man i hate lazy people!

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Regardless. You are King of the entire planet.

Why bother with only two women at the same time?

Yeah I understand that, but he was making a reference to a movie, I don't think he was being serious.

Well lets see, clone myself twenty times and go on a vast galactic conquest, only to be betrayed by one of my clones and wind up a rotting carcass on a gold recliner and eat people's souls.

That's a prime example of what I would not do, because the Emperor is probably bored to tears.

Once total control of the planet had been achieved I would begin construction of the gate-machine.

Oh, and I would build a weapon capable of striking objects from space.

I would then proceed to round up all the pointless 'celebrities' that are a blight upon our culture (so thats anyone incapable of actually acting, famous for being famous, crap singers, poseur bands etc) and have them sent up into orbit, in individual cannisters, with the basic life support needed.

Following, I would, at my leisure, play a bizarre game of Celebrity Squares Bingo. All the players would have game cards with the faces of these vile cultural parasites, and would use their 'dobber' to mark them off as I blast them out of Orbit. First one to complete a card (referred to in Britain as a house) gets a prize and the glow of self satisfaction of helping rid our world of the more pointless swimmers in the Genepool. Additionally, certain 'Star Players' when destroyed, would win all Celebrity Squares Bingo players a £50 bonus. This would be saved for particularly toxic Gobshites, like Jade Goody, Paris Hilton, Simon Cowell and the Pope/any Religious leader that isn't the Dalai Llama (on account he is actually a sound bloke)

I dare anyone to come up with a greater abuse of power!

The Thousandth Son wrote:

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Two Chicks at the Same Time?

Your lack of ambition concerns me.....

I think he was referencing Office Space.

Indeed.

If you don't get the reference check out the vid below. The purchase a copy immediately!




Now if I ruled the world firstly I would make it the law that everyone must own a copy of Office Space.

Then I would have my palace staffed by

Kirstin Dunst, Carice Van Houten, Elizabeth Hurley, Gemma Arterton, Eva Green and Maggie Gylenahll all of whom must all do whatever bidding I command of them.

Then I shall set aside and island for all malcontents and people who annoy me. On this island shall be placed:

A) The entire editorial staff, writers contribers, owners and readership of the Daily Mail and Daily Express 'Newspapers'.

B) The Entire Cast of Eastenders, aside from Samantha Janus who can be added to my list of palace staff so I may act out those teenage thoughts I used to have whilst watching Game on in the 90's.

C) The French.

D) All fundamentalist religious types. Not the quiet ones that keep themselves to themselves but the ones who constantly take great pleasure in telling me I am wicked and hell bound because I do not subscribe to their world view.

E) The Jonas Brothers, Millus Cyrus and any other squeaky clean 'singers'.

My Air force will then use said island for bombing practice.

Next I shall build a giant laser and have my name carved into the surface of the moon Chairface Chippendale style.

The President of Iran and the Prime Minister of Israel shall fight to the death for my amusement. The winners may have the disputed territory. The losers shall forever wander the earth.

Finally all the scientist of the world will construct me a giant robotic body Iron Man style!

Your face on the moon? Really?

I'd settle for scrawling a crude phallus with all jitler coming out the end....

But the rest is a good start! But hey, save something special for anyone involved in High School Musical....

JohnHwangDD wrote:

FearPeteySodes wrote:Two chicks at the same time

Righto!

That'll be two sumo-sized BFFs on their way over.

You can thank me in the morning.

Just don't have them both be on top, or you'll suffocate...


____

That's just not true. I'm not saying it's easy, but you can have at least two big girls on top before things get too crowded.

ShumaGorath wrote:Once total control of the planet had been achieved I would begin construction of the gate-machine.

Once the gate-machine neared completion I would send entreaties to Our Lord who is the Commander of this Last Battlefield, the Angels are his Generals, and - for the Angels are so exquisite and terrible to look upon.

@Polonius: Note that I said "sumo-sized". The average Sumo wrestler clocks in over 400 pounds.

I don't know about you, but I think if you put 800 pounds on top of the average gamer's chest, he's not going to have the core strength to continue breathing.

If I ruled the world.... it wouldn´t be pretty for the not ME out there.

M.

Ikari Gendo dies at the end, you know...

Yup I know, but I memorized the Evil Overlord guide so I´ll avoid his fate killing my stupid son first.

M.

I would research the ultimate personal armour for my fanatic legions, Power armour if you will, And thereby hold the power by command of the only large army of bulletproof machinegunarmed warriors. By the control of all the worlds economy, I would redirect the required money to the most demanding area to a greater and more efficent extent then any non centraly controled earth could ever have done, and lastly, I Would Not Ban The free speech of the people. Banning it would hurt more then it helped. And I share mad doc grotsniks opinions on our beloved cultural parasites. Pardon the shoddy spelling.

This is what I would do. Turtle pie for every one the unbelievers .

Well, sex would be first on the list. And my friends and family thought I went on a rampage when I got to college! It would be a legendary tear. And there would be some booze involved, but I've killed enough brain cells thanks.

I would end world hunger. I would find all the selfish bastards who work to make their corners of the world a crap place to live for every one around them. All the tyrants who enrich themselves at the expense of the young, the poor, the workers.

I would do what every other tyrant in history did: enforce my will because I think it is right.

My world, you would reap what you sow, not what others sow. People would be properly remunerated for their efforts in cases where they are not. Places like Alang, India would be ruthlessly removed from the modern world.

Lazy bastards would have very thin lives. People willing to work would be rewarded in whatever currency they decided they valued most (money, larger family, large doses of narcotics).

It would take everything I have not to put together a List of people the world would be better without, and acting on it. Maybe I would. After all, not all gods are benevolent.

Worthless Minion-"Mr. Deadshane, you have just been elected 'Master of the world'...your orders sir."

DeadShane-"Wheres the big red button?"

First, arm every non-metropolitan person in the world with weaponry just short of tactical nukes, chemical, and bioweapons.

Second, Hide all of the tactical and strategic nukes, chemical, and bio-weapons.

Third, quarantine the major metropolitan areas with a gun line of gatling armed rednecks completely surrounding each city.

Fourth, release the Umbrella corps virus into said cities and play the most ultimate game of Resident Evil, EVER.


The survivors would be rewarded by inclusion into the Church of The Eternal Turtle Pie and large servings of the omni-dessert with each persons favorite companion beverage.

I would decree that scientists come up with a way to make being stupid hurt.

I would grant Deadshane1 any boon he wanted for changing his avatar. Rob Zombie>Gary Busey X a gigabazillion.

I would also make everyone in the world take a mandatory IQ test, those that fail to meet the required level (TBC) will be seperated into two categories, Fit and Unfit, the Fit shall be lobotomised and used for manual labour, the unfit shall be culled or used as bullet shields in my almighty army. Except the luckiest ones who will fight one another in the arena, the survivor shall then leave through a door in the arena, to his freedom. Little does he know that the door leads off the edge of a cliff

If I ruled the world, Mikael Akerfeldt, Michael Ammott, Les Claypool, Alexi Laiho and Danny Carey would be in the same band and it would kick so much ass. My favored court performers.

focusedfire wrote:Fourth, release the Umbrella corps virus into said cities and play the most ultimate game of Resident Evil, EVER.

The T-virus?

There are lots of animals in cities, and some of them fly. Those massive swarms of T-virus infected Pigeons are going to be a real containment problem.

Also, the Rats...

I think humanity loses in the end.

Just like in the movie.

I'd put anyone who annoys me into "happy camps", yay for happy camps! I would also destory france, cull the population (say 99.99%) and force the rest to fight to the death agaisnt Nazi zombies. Luckily for the world i will never be the world leader.

I would drop out of college.

edited since the office space quote was already explained

and if I rule, I would ban water.

yeah, water sucks.

I would make one radio station that played continuous AC/DC music. No ads. And I would make one tv station that played continuous Simpsons episodes. With a brief interlude at the end of each for bathroom breaks if necessary.

First, I would unify and brainwash the entire population into one country, then kill all who resist and repay the people who join the cause willingly. Then I would create a massive army, and devote 60% of thw worlds funds and resources to creating space travel/ wepons research. The 40% would go to the citizens for civil services, entertainment, propoganda, and food. I would then use my space borne army to conquer our solar system, then devote funds to make me imortal, then conquer the galaxy.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I'd outright ban Jazz and Mime.

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Happygrunt wrote:First, I would unify and brainwash the entire population into one country

So free TV for everyone huh?

then kill all who resist and repay the people who join the cause willingly.

Every heard of a guy called Pol Pot? In case you haven't, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_pot
His plan was a lot like yours. It didn't work out so well.

Then I would create a massive army, and devote 60% of thw worlds funds and resources to creating space travel/ wepons research. The 40% would go to the citizens for civil services, entertainment, propoganda, and food. I would then use my space borne army to conquer our solar system,

So far, no one has contested humanity's claim to this solar syste. So I guess phase 1 is already complete huh.

then devote funds to make me imortal, then conquer the galaxy.

Ok, now we are talking. Those are some real goals.

If I were the ruler of the world, I would have ensured three things before even getting there: 1. complete loyalty to me of all world leaders (since what's the point of being the ruler of the world if you cannot order people around?)
2. ensure that de-facto state leaders, and leaders of all anti-global government forces were infiltrated and destroyed, or made friendly somehow, and
3. promote world-wide campaigns of religious and ethnic tolerance, since ethnic tensions are always bound to flare up without it.

What I would then do are as follows:
construct giant laser, carve name in moon (as Chairface Chippendale did),
Three! chicks at the same time,
Terraforming projects on the moon, then maybe later to mars.
Work on ending world poverty as best as physically possible,
make gladiatorial islands in the south pacific with pleanty of monitors, make it the new worldwide sport.
See if mecha are actually feasible weapons of war, and implement them in the gladiatorial islands,
Create a P-1000 ratte tank just for fun,
replace all coal powered plants with nuclear power plants, preferrably CANDU-based plants which would use thorium rather than uranium, and later upgrade all these to fusion power plants, or just make them fusion power plants instead.
and destroy venus using all of the earths nuclear weapons, in order to get raw materials later. Always be pragmatic.

thank god none of you will ever rule the world.

dietrich wrote:I would make one radio station that played continuous AC/DC music. No ads.

We have that already.

The callsign is "GITMO".

I would form an underground to assissinate myself, then fake my own death. Then I would laugh as I watched the world tear itself apart trying to fill the power vacuum.

Like Lordhat I would fund my own resistance group. Feed them with info and allow them to almost kill me only to pull the plug at the last moment.

Then I would kill the Hero, the Rebel guy, the funny Kid, the Gentle Big guy and the Chick in a very quick and fail proof way with no forced weddings or evil plan speeches and and let the other rebels go to try again if they want.

And if I go for the inmortality arc probably I´ll get myself a vasectomy to avoid stupid evil daughters falling in love with the hero.

M.

I'd get Firefly back on TV

ShumaGorath wrote:

ShumaGorath wrote:Once total control of the planet had been achieved I would begin construction of the gate-machine.

Once the gate-machine neared completion I would send entreaties to Our Lord who is the Commander of this Last Battlefield, the Angels are his Generals, and - for the Angels are so exquisite and terrible to look upon.

Like a strider atop the water I would be gifted with sight beyond the veil of this existence. I would peer down the murky depths of the eruclidean pools below me, and gaze in wonder horror at a billion times billion alien eyes locked and - for the lord shall peer upon the chattel tides and sup his fill blessing the dead with brilliance beyond magnificence.

thedarkside69 wrote:thank god none of you will ever rule the world.

What you have something against really well buttered popcorn? Don't be a butta hata!

JohnHwangDD wrote:

dietrich wrote:I would make one radio station that played continuous AC/DC music. No ads.

We have that already.

The callsign is "GITMO".

Its also the AC/DC channel on satellite radio.

I'd make every day the last day of summer.

In the end I might even get myself overthrown so I can adopt the Coldpay song 'Viva La Vida' as my anthem

Also I would ban Zimbabwe

I would also set Geeks and Geneticists and Biologists and that working together so I can have a menagerie of no-longer-mythical creatures.

That would be cool.

If I was ruler of earth, wait that doesn't sound so good let's say "master of da Univerz" I would:

Make gaming a sport.
Give all companies who make games a trillion euros for each game they make which they MUST use to make newer better games.
Make wargaming a sport.
Give citadel miniatures 50 gazzilion euros for every miniature they make which MUST be used to make newer better models.
Burn everyone who says that wargaming is for nerts.
Burn everyone who says wargaming is the same as roleplaying games.
Collect the smartest people on earth and wire them in a machine which in turn is wired into my head, and transports all the things they know to my brain.
With this information I would make a giant ork army In which nobz play the role of gretchin, warbosses the role of boyz and even bigger orks the role of nobz and warbosses.
This army will ride giant dinosaurs which have gigantic guns attached to their bodies.
With this army I will declare war to the races of the Univerz who try to stop me.
My personal guard will be made of 500000000000 gazilion lizardmen with guns.
My personal guard and my ork army will have special chips in their heads with which they "google" all the new tactics from the internet.
All the orks and lizardmen who use this system to download porn will get a higher rank.

I would hole up in a secret, stockpiled, & well provisioned fortress.

Then, I would pull the plug on every government program.

I would then cut all public services/utilities and watch until mankind turns back into a self-sufficient, self-reliant, responsible for their own actions species able to live without luxuries.(Oh did I mention the hunter teams that will round up all of the lawyers for the gladitorial games)

Then and only then would I go forth to restore order. The strong that took control in their areas would become my distric govenors.

A truer form of capitalism would be established with coorporations and stock markets out-lawed.

The barter system will be a constitutional gaurantee.
Taxation will be a constitutionally mandated 10% of the gross earnings.

Each individual will be gaurranteed the right to do watever the heck they want with their bodies but if stupid about such that there will be no recourse to civil action or law-suits.(If your stupid and end up in a ditch somewhere because of your own stupidity, ya can't blame other people for it.)

Political parties and lobbyists will be out-lawed but everyone will have the right to free unregulated speech.(The right to pop someone in the mouth for exercising said right will be purely on a distict-state by district-state basis)

The governments job will be to prevent open warfare between the district-states. (Unless the Economy needs a boost.)

Guarantee personal freedom to do whatever the heck you want just as long as it doesn't infringe on anybody else right to do such.

To insure the right of the individual district-state to operate it's legal system as it sees fit without interference as long as it doesn't intefere with another distric-states right to do so.

Distric-states teaming up to unfairly bully another one economically will not be tollerated.

There will be an option for a scheduled, equally armed revolution every 50 years.


Repeat the first four items evry 200 years.

i would make homework a class A drug

also i would pay to have a 1:1 scale land raider, terminator amour that works and fits me, and i would protect GW from economic crisis

oh wait, if im world leader, then technically i don't have to pay for anythings!!
>:-)

I can tell you from personal experience none of these ideas work!

I've tried each one at least twice, you "humans" aren't fit to be my Space Marines!

Wow, and I just wanted a little extra butter on my popcorn. Looking back I should have went for more salt as well...

Redbeard wrote:I'd get Firefly back on TV

That's the best one yet! And the live action Tick with Puddy would be good too.

Frazzled wrote:Its also the AC/DC channel on satellite radio.

I'm so old school, that unless it's on FM/AM, it doesn't count. And I still own LPs and a record player.

And my car gets 4 hogsheads to the furlong, and I like it that way!

dietrich wrote:
That's the best one yet! And the live action Tick with Puddy would be good too.

Dude, BatManuel was the gak.

JohnHwangDD wrote:If I were king of the world?

I guess I'd ban religion in favor of a couple simple rules
- be honest & faithful
- try not to kill anyone

I think that's how all Religions start out

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Regardless. You are King of the entire planet.

Why bother with only two women at the same time?

I'd actually push through cloning, that I might have an Angelina Jolie and a Milla Jovovich for every room in all my palaces.

But then you could never walk out of a room with Angelina on one arm and Milla on the other to impress your guests without getting a very awkward situation out of it.

ShumaGorath wrote:Once total control of the planet had been achieved I would begin construction of the gate-machine.

I have no idea what you mean, but I like the sound of it.

JohnHwangDD wrote:

focusedfire wrote:Fourth, release the Umbrella corps virus into said cities and play the most ultimate game of Resident Evil, EVER.

The T-virus?

There are lots of animals in cities, and some of them fly. Those massive swarms of T-virus infected Pigeons are going to be a real containment problem.

Also, the Rats...

I think humanity loses in the end.

Just like in the movie.

I would make people forget the Resident Evil movie trilogy ever happened

lord_blackfang wrote:I would drop out of college.

That's a man with perspective! I respect that. You shall be my Minister of Education!

Miguelsan wrote:Like Lordhat I would fund my own resistance group. Feed them with info and allow them to almost kill me only to pull the plug at the last moment.

Then I would kill the Hero, the Rebel guy, the funny Kid, the Gentle Big guy and the Chick in a very quick and fail proof way with no forced weddings or evil plan speeches and and let the other rebels go to try again if they want.

And if I go for the inmortality arc probably I´ll get myself a vasectomy to avoid stupid evil daughters falling in love with the hero.

M.

What if the hero had a dog? Or a twin? Or a younger version which came from the past to save the future?


When I get to be ruler of the world I will...
- End world hunger
- Establish free Internet for everyone, everywhere
- Rename the golden rasberries into "Uwe Boll Award."
- get everyone of those pesky scientists, critics and politicans who try to ban videogames in one room and tell them to get the over it. Then I invite a few head programmers of the gaming industry and throw them a feast like they have never seen before. The people mentioned before will have to watch of course. And them I will do my best to get the programmers work together more closly to get the following games out of it:
-A Star Wars fighting game based on Soul Calibur.
-A Jak and Ratchet game.
-A Final Fantasy VII remake.
-A new Super Smash Bros.. Because there's always room for more characters
- Give Michael Bay his own Island and a bigger budget
- Give my full support to stem cell research. Then tell those religious nuts to get the over it.
- Go to Marvel and tell Joe Quesada to clear up his desk for what he did to Spider-Man
- Retcon every single issue of "Brand New Day". One more day will end with Spidey beating the out of Mephisto.
- Make sure Christopher Nolan gets all the time and money he needs to make another Batman movie. Or a dozen.
- Pay scientists to explore the possiblity of phase shifting, so that Israel and Palastine can coexist in the same place.
- Pay scientists to build ray guns to fight the interdimensional invaders which have come to earth through phase shifting experiment
- Invite my friends for dinner...

dietrich wrote:And the live action Tick with Puddy would be good too.

Cartoon was infinitely better.

FearPeteySodes wrote:Dude, BatManuel was the gak.

Worst name change ever. His name is Die Fledermaus and should have stayed that way.

You know, I've watched the show as a kid and I never knew why Die Fledermaus was so funny as a name for a a superhero. Until I saw it on English and realised he had the same name as in German

Platuan4th wrote:Worst name change ever. His name is Die Fledermaus and should have stayed that way.

I guess i dont remember much of the cartoon specifically. I just know i bought the live action episodes on DVD and still love them.

The live action and cartoon were totally different. I loved the comic book (the original Tick!). I wasn't OMG over the cartoon. The live action really struck me as funny though, especially the 'Justice League' one.

I only know the cartoon, but I enjoyed it very much.

Anung Un Rama wrote:What if the hero had a dog? Or a twin? Or a younger version which came from the past to save the future?

I`m going to be Intelligent Evil Overlord (TM) so I`ll kick the dog (traditional) after I have killed all the others and deal with the time traveler saying: "I have seen my wicked ways and that I surrender. Here, have the keys to my Harem go and free all those poor nubile women that I forced to be my slaves against their will (not true, I prefer WILLING slaves less trouble when you are asleep but heroes are suckers for the unwilling word) while I comit suicide to atone for my sins on the other room" If the younger hero falls for it by the time their are finished with him he`ll be an empty husk

M.

@Miguel - you know, there is a Lobo comic based around that very premise.

FearPeteySodes wrote:

Platuan4th wrote:Worst name change ever. His name is Die Fledermaus and should have stayed that way.

I guess i dont remember much of the cartoon specifically. I just know i bought the live action episodes on DVD and still love them.

Well, to be fair, Die Fledermaus was also his name in the comic, which is my main bias against them changing any of the names in the live action.

I would leave everyone in power and take over St. John Island in the Carribean, and live out the rest of my days having sex with beautiful women and eating food cooked by the best chefs brought from all over the world.

I would:

DEPLOY THE RATACHUTES!!!

JohnHwangDD wrote:@Miguel - you know, there is a Lobo comic based around that very premise.

Don`t know I can´t remember reading Lobo comics, not my piece of cake.

M.

Frazzled wrote:Wow, and I just wanted a little extra butter on my popcorn. Looking back I should have went for more salt as well...

Salt? You're kidding, right?

I hate salt!!!

First I'd declare war on the ocean, like that one Roman Emperor, Calligula I think his name was.

I'd change my name to Tiberius.

I'd make Turtle Pie the national food.

Take everyone I dislike, put them on an island, and nuke it or something like that. Wheee!

After that, I'd probably clone myself or something.

I would take the Turtle Pie guys and the Pie Hat3rs and put them on opposite hemispheres, that way I hae a peaceful (but oppressed) empire

Nah, more like "payback with interest".

I would run a benevolent autocracy with a parliament below me for the plebs to blame when things go wrong.

Parliament do not control my finances.

If they get out of line my secret police will kill them.

I’m too old for three chicks at the same time, so instead I present a three point programme of public policy reform:

1. Every day to be the first day of spring.
2. A new song for every heart.
3. Every man to be as free as a bird, BY ORDER.

...I'd make world a better place by making people in rich countries understand that doomsday is coming up any hundred years now if nothing is done about the global warming etc.

- Or hire alot of experts that know their stuff.

I would make it illegal for anybody except me to own choclate!I will shoot you if you so much as look at that Mars bar!

Kilkrazy wrote:
I’m too old for three chicks at the same time,

But as an Evil Overlord you are supposed to. So to best all the boasting in this thread I´m going to say that I would arrange for 10 chicks at the same time.... but being wiser I think I would prefer to tell them to get started without me and then play with my Evil Computer AI(TM) chess and go to bed when they are already sleeping .

M.

I'd first make a law that said all laws must comply with the second law. Then the second law would make it illegal to make any act that cannot be directly (or indirectly) tied to harm of any non-consensual individual.
Want to grow, sell or do drugs? Go right ahead, as long as you only mess yourself up.
Want a hooker? Go ahead, it's your wanger that's going to burn when you pee, not mine.
Don't want to wear a seatbelt? Go ahead, it's not my ass flying through your windshield when/if you crash.
etc, etc, etc..
Don't want to go to school? Don't.. I just hope you like flipping burgers.

Next I'll teach the world the concept of war again by kicking France's ass for no better reason than making me look bad for being the crass, unsophisticated jerkhole I am. And after I've stomped the hell out of their infrastructure and made all the other nations hate me, I'd leave and never so much as offer them a dime in foreign aid and if any country said anything about it I'd say, "what, you want to be next?" The UN and the US must be reminded that war is mean and you can't have a "nice" war....

Redbeard wrote:I'd get Firefly back on TV

Who would watch it after you eliminated 5.5 billion people?

DarthDiggler wrote:

Redbeard wrote:I'd get Firefly back on TV

Who would watch it after you eliminated 5.5 billion people?

No-one, the same as last time it was on TV. Which is why it was cancelled in the first place.