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Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 18:52:56


Post by: LunaHound


Well i guess thats certainly ONE GOOD REASON to wash everything no matter what materials its casted in!!!!!

Its beyond my limited brain capacity to figure out why the hell would there be piece of pubic hair packed
between my brand new plastic box!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH should i phone GW lol?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 18:54:23


Post by: Deadshane1


It was mine....enjoy.


....freak.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 18:54:35


Post by: Death By Monkeys


Heh. I've heard of folks getting pubes in their online trades, but that's the first time I've heard of getting a pube from GW.

*Edit - Hey Deadshane1 - I know you've had the Rob Zombie avatar for a while now, but just thought I'd let you know I like it a lot more than the Gary Busey one - much less creepy.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 18:55:24


Post by: halonachos


Maybe someone at GW enjoys the hobby a little too much. Are some pieces already glued together?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:05:11


Post by: Tazok


Clarence Thomas works in GW's shipping department?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:06:03


Post by: Grot 6


LunaHound wrote:
Well i guess thats certainly ONE GOOD REASON to wash everything no matter what materials its casted in!!!!!

Its beyond my limited brain capacity to figure out why the hell would there be piece of pubic hair packed
between my brand new plastic box!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH should i phone GW lol?


Don't say that too loud, there are a few out there who will feel cheated that they didn't get one, as well.

Did that cost extra?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:09:22


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Well, it could be a beard hair.

My chin fluff is long enough to be plated, and when one drops out, it does look like a pube.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:09:52


Post by: halonachos


I know, I wish some would've come with my ratling blister packs. I could've gave them real hair or something.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:17:15


Post by: Redbeard


Yeah, how do you know what sort of hair it is?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:24:43


Post by: Anti-Mag


That would be the worst excuse for a new Stompa I have ever heard.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:28:09


Post by: LunaHound


Redbeard wrote:Yeah, how do you know what sort of hair it is?



Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:30:34


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Could still be a Beard Hair.

Coarse and Curly does not a pube make.....


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:32:50


Post by: Anti-Mag


Nevermind. Somebody just probably scratched their balls before handling your stuff.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:33:28


Post by: Deadshane1


Death By Monkeys wrote:
*Edit - Hey Deadshane1 - I know you've had the Rob Zombie avatar for a while now, but just thought I'd let you know I like it a lot more than the Gary Busey one - much less creepy.


You guys keep bringing up Mr. Busey....

...here you go!....


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:34:31


Post by: Deadshane


BOO!


(I accidentally have two accounts)


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:39:32


Post by: Deadshane1


Wow, I freaked myself out with that one.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:42:00


Post by: Alex Kolodotschko


This is why washing with warm soapy water is recommended to remove traces of 'Release Agent' and pubes!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:43:07


Post by: Anti-Mag


As well as itchy crotch moments.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:43:40


Post by: Deadshane1


Warm soapy water will NOT save you from the fantastic Busey avatar however!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 19:56:18


Post by: two_heads_talking


LunaHound wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Yeah, how do you know what sort of hair it is?



If that's a pube, someone needs some serious grooming. That's like triple canopy foliage .. Good Gawd....


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:06:05


Post by: Death By Monkeys


LunaHound wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Yeah, how do you know what sort of hair it is?


Please tell me you didn't scan that.

@Deadshane - AIGH! (He always does that to me.)


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:19:54


Post by: BrookM


Well, those things crop up everywhere.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:23:52


Post by: Saldiven


Death By Monkeys wrote:Heh. I've heard of folks getting pubes in their online trades, but that's the first time I've heard of getting a pube from GW.

*Edit - Hey Deadshane1 - I know you've had the Rob Zombie avatar for a while now, but just thought I'd let you know I like it a lot more than the Gary Busey one - much less creepy.


I find it ironice that Rob Zombie is less creepy than Gary Busey.

As for the pubes, if those gacks at GW would shave more thoroughly, there wouldn't be that problem.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:27:36


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Brook, WTF is up with the sig??!!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:27:51


Post by: Ghidorah


Saldiven wrote:...if those gacks at GW would shave more thoroughly, there wouldn't be that problem.

Remember that hygiene is NOT one of the perks of this hobby. Apparently, that stigma runs right up to the top of the food chain...



Ghidorah


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:29:37


Post by: LuciusAR


Could just as easily be chest hair or armpit hair.

Your not seriously contemplating complaining are you?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:31:16


Post by: Frazzled


This is so not appropriate for the non-OT section.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:37:35


Post by: Deadshane1


LuciusAR wrote:Could just as easily be chest hair or armpit hair.


Then again, it could be a butt hair.




(posts contribute less and less as you get closer to 2000!)


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:40:33


Post by: Lordhat


Saldiven wrote:
Death By Monkeys wrote:Heh. I've heard of folks getting pubes in their online trades, but that's the first time I've heard of getting a pube from GW.

*Edit - Hey Deadshane1 - I know you've had the Rob Zombie avatar for a while now, but just thought I'd let you know I like it a lot more than the Gary Busey one - much less creepy.


I find it ironice that Rob Zombie is less creepy than Gary Busey.



Because, like Vincent Price and Christopher Walken, their creepines comes from the fact that they aren't trying!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:40:49


Post by: Frazzled


Well, at least that explains why the English have bad teeth, or DOES IT? mu ah ah ah!



Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:45:45


Post by: Death By Monkeys


Lordhat wrote:Because, like Vincent Price and Christopher Walken, their creepines comes from the fact that they aren't trying!


Tru dat, yo. And because they're all relatively clean-shaven and well-groomed. As opposed to the packing troll that put together Luna's box (trying desperately to keep this in the same quarter-mile of the original topic).


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:46:43


Post by: Saldiven


Frazzled wrote:This is so not appropriate for the non-OT section.


But, it's oh so entertaining.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 20:47:29


Post by: warpcrafter


As long as it seems like it's a Human hair, you should no okay. (Hah!)


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:08:54


Post by: BrookM


Nurgleboy77 wrote:Brook, WTF is up with the sig??!!
It's just a sig?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:12:00


Post by: Frazzled


Yea whats the deal thats kinds sick.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:12:52


Post by: reds8n


How hard can cloning someone really be ?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:16:22


Post by: LunaHound



Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:21:15


Post by: JD21290


luna, it could be 100x worse mate
they could have been thinking of who they were sending it to while they were doing it.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:22:46


Post by: BrookM


Or maybe the factory floor is witness to some wicked things after lights out.. I can already imagine a certain washed out "handsome and manly game designer" taking his wife round the plant late at night trying to spice things up a bit in a bland marriage.

Hold on to that one, it might be a collectors item!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:24:47


Post by: JD21290


just hope the guy doesent have anything


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:31:39


Post by: two_heads_talking


LunaHound wrote:
Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@


Well when they did some packing in Maryland, all the packers were ladies.. How does that make you feel? Any better? worse?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:32:51


Post by: JD21290


@ 2 heads: they should shave.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:33:01


Post by: BrookM


two_heads_talking wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@


Well when they did some packing in Maryland, all the packers were ladies.. How does that make you feel? Any better? worse?
They should advertise that you know, it could boost the sales quite a bit, because a woman handled their plastic crack.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 21:50:19


Post by: LunaHound


two_heads_talking wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
Topic: GW employees shouldnt be touching down there while packing my minis!@


Well when they did some packing in Maryland, all the packers were ladies.. How does that make you feel? Any better? worse?


Umm it makes it all the same?

But you asking the question made it worse -_-;


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 22:32:26


Post by: MagickalMemories


Redbeard wrote:Yeah, how do you know what sort of hair it is?


Taste test.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 22:48:49


Post by: JD21290


i vote magikal does the tests then.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 22:53:04


Post by: MagickalMemories


LOL
I'm not the one claiming to know the difference (and I don't care).

I appreciate the vote of confidence, though. : )

E


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 23:02:50


Post by: Kilkrazy


I am most gratified that just when I thought Dakka had sunk to a new low -- like yet another thread complaining about GW shop assistants -- someone comes along with an intellectual line of enquiry and restores the forum to its former glory.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 23:05:25


Post by: LunaHound


sorry....

You can lock the thread if its making dakka look bad , i dont want it to be like that.

i blame this thread's existence on GW still though...


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 23:07:18


Post by: JD21290


hang on a mo, it was no vote for confidence
your idea, you try it 1st


krazy, with the world we live in there is no all time low, we are forever dropping lower
and after a bottle of daniels im half gone anyways



Edit: in that case, In before the lockage


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/03/31 23:16:25


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Frazzled wrote:Well, at least that explains why the English have bad teeth, or DOES IT? mu ah ah ah!



PFFT! My cat makes Fluffy cower in fear!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 04:08:13


Post by: Hellfury


LunaHound wrote:Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff????
Well i guess thats certainly ONE GOOD REASON to wash everything no matter what materials its casted in!!!!!

Its beyond my limited brain capacity to figure out why the hell would there be piece of pubic hair packed
between my brand new plastic box!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH should i phone GW lol?


No need to ask why, just be glad you werent charged extra for the bit o' sexiness that Jes Goodwin slipped in there for ya.
I hear only one in 40,000 box sets contain the magical 'Jes Goodwin Gonad Hair of Space Elf Malarky'.

Out of print sealed boxes containing those mystical legends go for quite a bit on fleaBay.

And now you know why your mother always told you to never open plastic wrapped boxes from GW with your teeth. Let this be a lesson to you.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 08:49:09


Post by: sebster


Pubic hair in your GW miniatures? Just count yourself lucky you didn't find any GW miniatures in your pubic hair.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 10:41:45


Post by: BrookM


sebster wrote:Pubic hair in your GW miniatures? Just count yourself lucky you didn't find any GW miniatures in your pubic hair.
Now that's a funny fetish story..


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 14:12:11


Post by: Konrad Carstein


LunaHound wrote:Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff????
Well i guess thats certainly ONE GOOD REASON to wash everything no matter what materials its casted in!!!!!

Its beyond my limited brain capacity to figure out why the hell would there be piece of pubic hair packed
between my brand new plastic box!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH should i phone GW lol?



You don't suck your paintbrushes, do you?

Ever wonder where that hair comes from...?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 14:48:14


Post by: halonachos


What if the guy you call is the original owner of said pubic hair? What kind of conversation would that go into.

you:"So yeah, I found a pube in my stompa kit."
GW Guy: "Yeah, that was mine, soooo..."
you:"So what?"
GW Guy:"You interested?"


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 14:52:31


Post by: Konrad Carstein


BrookM wrote:
sebster wrote:Pubic hair in your GW miniatures? Just count yourself lucky you didn't find any GW miniatures in your pubic hair.
Now that's a funny fetish story..


Now that sounds like it belongs in the "You know when you've played too much 40k when..." thread


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 14:54:14


Post by: halonachos


Perhaps it was Jervis's pube. Instead of screwing just the rules, he screwed the models as well.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 14:55:51


Post by: Konrad Carstein


halonachos wrote:Perhaps it was Jervis's pube. Instead of screwing just the rules, he screwed the models as well.


Well...in his photo's, he does have that slightly worrying smile...


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:00:38


Post by: halonachos


NEW Stompa model...now with FREE pubes! ALRIGHT!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:06:03


Post by: LunaHound


O_o my stompa was done building long ago look in the gallery.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:12:12


Post by: halonachos


Its a joke advertisement.

Like the prize in a cereal box, the prize in a box of cracker jacks, a pube in a box of oatmeal.


Maybe since everyone knows about it, it shouldn't be called a pubic hair, but a "public" hair.

Waiting for laughter.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:41:48


Post by: Konrad Carstein


halonachos wrote:Its a joke advertisement.

Like the prize in a cereal box, the prize in a box of cracker jacks, a pube in a box of oatmeal.


Maybe since everyone knows about it, it shouldn't be called a pubic hair, but a "public" hair.

Waiting for laughter.



...keep waiting...

(Things just aren't funny when you have to end up explaining them. I guess you're too subtle for some...)


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:43:23


Post by: JD21290


*watches a tumbleweed roll past*


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:51:00


Post by: enmitee


it could be the OP's.:|


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:53:14


Post by: JD21290


you death will hardly be quick and painless


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 15:55:03


Post by: LunaHound


enmitee wrote:it could be the OP's.:|


Unfortunately no, different color kakaka!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 16:00:26


Post by: JD21290


ok, this thread is just getting more and more fething random

we need a DNA test!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 16:02:20


Post by: enmitee


LunaHound wrote:
enmitee wrote:it could be the OP's.:|


Unfortunately no, different color kakaka!


fair enough.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 16:20:41


Post by: Death By Monkeys


See now, a Jes hair I'd pay extra money for - he does good work. A Jervis hair - not so much.

*Edit - Plus, with a Jes hair, I could use it to clone him so I could get him to work on the new Dark Eldar codex so that I could finally get people to quit posting the old Homonculus photo and asking "Are Dark Eldar ready yet?"


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 16:25:42


Post by: JD21290


monkeys, you have issues
i think luna would happily send you the hair lol


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 16:58:51


Post by: Konrad Carstein


A Jervis hair would at least have the distinction of being slightly more gifted than its former owner/donor.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 17:02:56


Post by: Hellfury


Good lord I love pubic hair discussions.

I am going to spam this thread to make sure it becomes Dakka's top discussed topic again. I encourage you other souless minions to follow suit.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 17:21:22


Post by: P4NC4K3


JD21290 wrote:ok, this thread is just getting more and more fething random


I don't think that...


CRIMINY! CRIMINY! NOW! NOW! NOW!

OK, I see your point


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 17:23:02


Post by: Konrad Carstein


Genius!

How many more completely bizarre posts can we get in before someone pulls all their hair out...?







Do you see what I did there...?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 17:38:25


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Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 17:46:24


Post by: Hellfury


Bruno Hock-a-loogie was last sighted working for GW after his short stint as a wrestler.




Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 17:51:47


Post by: Hellfury


This thread is epic.

But it can always use more epic.

Minions! Make it so!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:01:32


Post by: halonachos


What if the hair is from a model made completely out of pubes? Then maybe the person who bought that model is missing a piece and wondering why the hell there's plastic in his/her model kit.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:08:59


Post by: viney


back to top

+1 post count


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:11:14


Post by: Hellfury


Seriously, people complain about everything.

GW gives this nice girl some free flocking and she just has to be grossed out by the presumption that it is pubic hair.

Really. The nerve of some people.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:14:30


Post by: malfred


Hellfury wrote:Seriously, people complain about everything.

GW gives this nice girl some free flocking and she just has to be grossed out by the presumption that it is pubic hair.

Really. The nerve of some people.


Very clever, minions, for keeping me on my toes.

I now command this thread to vanish! Vanish!

Vanish!

Well, crap, it looks so easy as a regular poster.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:17:55


Post by: halonachos


What if its dental floss? They could've seen us posting about disgusting players and could've decided to ship out free licorice flavored dental floss to help improve player hygiene.

They're trying to help improve player hygiene and some people don't see this.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:18:22


Post by: malfred


I see that your most admirable qualities as a co-conspirator are now the most hideous
thorn in my side as a disgruntled minion. When I'm done dealing with the economic
crisis you'll get yours, oh Hammer of Hell.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:19:44


Post by: Hellfury


Well, everyone needs a nemesis.

I blame Malfred for that.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:20:11


Post by: halonachos


Hammer of Hell? Who is he?

PS. Still waiting.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:27:47


Post by: Hellfury


Stop! Hammer time.




Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:44:46


Post by: Death By Monkeys


Best line in the entire Doctor Horrible show!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 18:48:46


Post by: halonachos


Pube articles, now with videos!!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 19:14:18


Post by: Hellfury


halonachos wrote:Pube articles, now with videos!!


Oh god, I hope so!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 19:25:50


Post by: LunaHound


Okok.... I have one question that is actually seriouse lol.

In this thread someone mentioned it might be beard / chest hair etc etc.

The question is, are there ever beard or chest hair that looks like taht? I mean i have never seen someone have that kind of hair on their face!!!!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 21:50:05


Post by: halonachos


They haven't trimmed their beard in a while and its like hobo beard.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 21:56:00


Post by: Ktulhut


Konrad Carstein wrote:

You don't suck your paintbrushes, do you?

Ever wonder where that hair comes from...?




Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 23:08:44


Post by: typhus


neither is rob zombie


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/01 23:14:17


Post by: JD21290


luna, we need pic evidence 1st to make this assumption

and we do need an article!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 00:57:18


Post by: greenskin lynn


based on earlier statements, your item was packed along with 89% genuine hobo beard. Raised in a strictly controlled environment to help maximize its color and sheen, and hand collected by the highest level of professionals.

Previously only available though their tv offer, you can now get it in hobbystores everywhere

call now, checks and money orders are accepted


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 00:58:53


Post by: JD21290


luna, you could allways retaliate
shave, send them some back in a box with a polite note stating you do not like it when they send you thiers


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 01:02:20


Post by: greenskin lynn


but wouldn't be better to escalate the matter?
they send you a hair, you send them a box of scorpions
they send a ninja
you send steven sagal


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 01:04:46


Post by: JD21290


yea, but you then get done for assault with a deadly weapon if you send scorpions and they attack someone

i dont see it anywhere in the law where it states you cannot send a company a box of pubes in retaliation for them starting it off via a single pube.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 13:15:26


Post by: Konrad Carstein


I think that the OP should call GW customer service and complain about the mental anguish caused by receiving pubes in the post.



Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 14:03:44


Post by: JD21290


follow that up with a harassment case towards a minor


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 14:06:13


Post by: Konrad Carstein


JD21290 wrote:follow that up with a harassment case towards a minor


They'll probably try and make up for the pain by sending a signed picture of Jervis...

One poison drives out another...


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 14:07:39


Post by: JD21290


or one poison kills you.

i would request that there is a public execution and i get sent his severed head, much more effective


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 14:10:00


Post by: Konrad Carstein


JD21290 wrote:or one poison kills you.

i would request that there is a public execution and i get sent his severed head, much more effective


Simultaneously raising average IQ ever-so slightly.

I see it only as a win-win situation.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 14:12:41


Post by: JD21290


ill tell you what then, ill get hold of a few types of poison and we can test this ok?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 14:18:49


Post by: Konrad Carstein


No problem.

I'll devise some suitable measure of IQ, so we can check before and after.

Perhaps to make it truly awesome, we need a set of rules that serve to undermine and contradict each other, layered extensively with ambiguity and settled ultimately on a roll of a 4+.



Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 14:25:28


Post by: JD21290


im not sure, but if it results in you growing a 2nd head or 3rd arm then its not my responsibility


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 21:38:34


Post by: Kilkrazy


Konrad Carstein wrote:No problem.

I'll devise some suitable measure of IQ, so we can check before and after.

Perhaps to make it truly awesome, we need a set of rules that serve to undermine and contradict each other, layered extensively with ambiguity and settled ultimately on a roll of a 4+.



But is it rolled on a round-cornered or square cornered die?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 22:49:37


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


When you get down to it, most hair is pubes. Amrpit hair, ya get it during puberty, pubes, during puberty, facial hair, puberty, chest hair, puberty. I win this thread.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 22:54:23


Post by: JD21290


When you get down to it, most haid is pubes.




you fail this thread mr scout


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 22:55:51


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


JD21290 wrote:
When you get down to it, most haid is pubes.




you fail this thread mr scout


if you're talking about the spelling, I have an excuse. I have clumsy fingers. Might also be why my minis look like crap when painted. Hmmm.....


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 22:57:04


Post by: JD21290


you allready edited it once though


i shake like a leaf when painting
hence why i spend hours painting a model, then twice aslong cleaning up edges and lines on it


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 22:58:57


Post by: LunaHound



When muscles gets tense they shake uncontrollably.

Unless your muscles normally have spasm or shakes , trying to relax and calm yourself down usually helps.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 23:01:17


Post by: JD21290


luna, ive allways shaked quite a bit when painting
not sure why, but it gets annoying after a while lol

erm, any suggestions on relaxing? (bear in mind that my CO is allways shouting in my face and i cant say anything back )


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 23:04:22


Post by: LunaHound


JD21290 wrote:luna, ive allways shaked quite a bit when painting
not sure why, but it gets annoying after a while lol

erm, any suggestions on relaxing? (bear in mind that my CO is allways shouting in my face and i cant say anything back )


Hmm try this then. do it a few times till you stop shaking.

*leave tv / music off for now

* take a deep breath , for every breath you let out , let it out with the stroke with your brush .

*rest your right wrist on your left wrist

*use only your fingers to move the brush not your whole wrist.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 23:08:52


Post by: JD21290


1: ill try that one

2: i cant
when your taught to shoot at distance you go through a breathing pattern which you get used to, ive tried this, and it fails badly each time lol

3:i do this

4: iver never checked how i move the brush to be honest, but ill give it a go.



got a rhinox cav. ogre to get painted up, so ill give it a shot tonight / tomorrow.
thanks again hun, your starting to become a mentor here with all this advice and pics


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 23:11:04


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


LunaHound wrote:
JD21290 wrote:luna, ive allways shaked quite a bit when painting
not sure why, but it gets annoying after a while lol

erm, any suggestions on relaxing? (bear in mind that my CO is allways shouting in my face and i cant say anything back )


Hmm try this then. do it a few times till you stop shaking.

*leave tv / music off for now

* take a deep breath , for every breath you let out , let it out with the stroke with your brush .

*rest your right wrist on your left wrist

*use only your fingers to move the brush not your whole wrist.



Do you practice yoga or meditate? It's been forever since I last did. I'm gonna do some now infact.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 23:14:42


Post by: LunaHound


no i dont do either of those.

Just thinking of what can help relax during painting ^^l


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/02 23:18:12


Post by: JD21290


ill try out those ideas and hope they work
if not ill have to find another way


あなたの非常にかわいい


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/03 03:54:18


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


LunaHound wrote:no i dont do either of those.

Just thinking of what can help relax during painting ^^l


A really good way I found to relax is the position Sarvangasana, aka shoulder stand. very relaxing, clears your head, and a great workout too. Also, Warrior is a really good way to stretch out. Bhujangasana (serpent pose), is one way to really get stress gone. Been a while since I last did them, but they definately work.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/03 16:55:49


Post by: dr vompire


this thread is in danger of becoming on topic.


kill it kill it now


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/03 19:42:09


Post by: two_heads_talking


JD21290 wrote:ill try out those ideas and hope they work
if not ill have to find another way


あなたの非常にかわいい


if you are saying "you are extremely cute" then it's あなたは非常にかわいい..... and to be honest, you can leave the あなたは off as it's implied... if you meant something else, you blew it.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/03 20:36:37


Post by: Ketara


LunaHound wrote:
JD21290 wrote:luna, ive allways shaked quite a bit when painting
not sure why, but it gets annoying after a while lol

erm, any suggestions on relaxing? (bear in mind that my CO is allways shouting in my face and i cant say anything back )


Hmm try this then. do it a few times till you stop shaking.

*leave tv / music off for now

* take a deep breath , for every breath you let out , let it out with the stroke with your brush .

*rest your right wrist on your left wrist

*use only your fingers to move the brush not your whole wrist.


Taken out of context, this could be taken as advice of a slightly more carnal nature.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/03 21:35:00


Post by: grizgrin


JD21290 wrote:1: ill try that one

2: i cant
when your taught to shoot at distance you go through a breathing pattern which you get used to, ive tried this, and it fails badly each time lol

3:i do this

4: iver never checked how i move the brush to be honest, but ill give it a go.



got a rhinox cav. ogre to get painted up, so ill give it a shot tonight / tomorrow.
thanks again hun, your starting to become a mentor here with all this advice and pics


Strnge you mention that, JD. I was taught patterned breathing to go with my shooting, and I actually use it to assist my painting. Works relly well as I suck at holding still any other time.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/03 21:42:51


Post by: Orkeosaurus




Here's what you do:



Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/06 15:55:00


Post by: ojk9


This stuff all came from `Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff????`?!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/04/06 16:32:21


Post by: halonachos


Yes, doesn't it inspire you and set a fire in your heart?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/17 23:42:31


Post by: LunaHound


June 17th , (this time its GW or new package) but why do people do this????

Like did the package fall into play ground + hair ball + the toilet drainage?
My god i have to sit in the bath tub taking them out and washing the contents 1 by 1

Normally i try to keep some of the bubble wraps and package materals to be re used later
but this time it needs to be burnt in fire $@^$*(7




Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/17 23:53:31


Post by: BrookM


Those look more like fibres to me.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 00:04:12


Post by: Axyl


Yea, not pubes...

..although it looks like this packing material is shredded paper they took off the dirty warehouse floor. Could a company really be that cheap as to not afford proper packaging material?

Unfortunately, the answer is yes.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 00:31:19


Post by: LunaHound


BrookM wrote:Those look more like fibres to me.


D:



Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 00:42:50


Post by: mcfly


Gotta agree with luna on this one. But I don't know if it's necessarily pubes this time. I would go with just hair off your head and on a floor, all the warehouse trash swept into a pile, then mailed.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 06:18:06


Post by: Lordhat


Looks to me like the person had a VERY hairy cat or dog.... Still fething nasty. I'm wondering if that wouldn't constitute shipping biohazardous waste... if even on a technicality.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 07:11:49


Post by: BrookM


Congratulations, it's a conspiracy. How hot are you?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 07:12:17


Post by: Kanluwen


Luna, you get all kinds of weird crap mailed to you, dontcha?

One day, it's not just gonna be the pubes is it?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 10:16:16


Post by: Gandair


First it was a hair, then hairs plural.

I bet harmless living insect is in the next one.

Followed by harmless living insects.

Then harmless living lizard and or snake.

Then plural.

Then a banana!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 19:56:01


Post by: MagickalMemories


Dang.
That's nasty.

Call out the perp's, Luna.

Where'd you get this box?

Eric


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 20:53:47


Post by: barlio


Luna's just trying to hide the fact that there is some illegal monkey importing going on. We're on to you!


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 21:04:19


Post by: LunaHound


MagickalMemories wrote:Dang.
That's nasty.

Call out the perp's, Luna.

Where'd you get this box?

Eric


From ebay . As awful as the packaging was, the content was rather nice. It doesnt really add up , so i'll ask them about it.
(making sure its not the ******** canadian customs adding the hair -_- , oh yes i so hate them)


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 22:33:57


Post by: MagickalMemories


Who's the seller?

Eric


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 22:40:46


Post by: BrookM


Great idea, this looks like a job for internet detectives. Once the culprit has been found he (or she if she's a lousy shaver) can be subjected to internet justice.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/18 22:54:14


Post by: LunaHound


MagickalMemories wrote:Who's the seller?

Eric


He said he used the shredded office paper bin ( im guessing he didnt know the janitor sweeps the floor and dumps it in too )

Since im sure its an accident , i would feel bad to give his ID.
after all , (no one would go through the trouble of washing / basing / giving magnetic base to their minis) Just to mess it up with random garbage.



Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/19 02:00:17


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


I hate to tell you thios Luna, since it's at you're expense, but if I every have a really bad day, I read the beginning of this thread to make myself laugh.
It works too. day suddenly seems brighter. Either that or that home pregnancy test or took that came up negative... hmm?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/19 05:00:12


Post by: MagickalMemories


BrookM wrote:Great idea, this looks like a job for internet detectives. Once the culprit has been found he (or she if she's a lousy shaver) can be subjected to internet justice.


Or.... We can know which guy ships with this kind of packing and... NOT buy from him.
Who said anything about "Internet Justice?"

@Luna...
PM me the name? I won't post it publicly.
I do not believe that someone could pack with materials like this and NOT see it. That doesn't fly with me.


Eric


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/19 09:13:07


Post by: youbedead


this thread seems like a monty python sketch, come to think about most OT threads seem like python sketches


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/20 00:49:41


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


youbedead wrote:this thread seems like a monty python sketch, come to think about most OT threads seem like python sketches


I don't do the silly walk. I wouldn't do it even if you pay me. So don't ask. Ever.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/20 03:25:05


Post by: Kogwar


Yeh how in the hell do you know that is pub hair


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/20 04:35:46


Post by: Kanluwen


Luna's very experienced in the pubic hair department.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/20 22:45:08


Post by: LunaHound


Kogwar wrote:Yeh how in the hell do you know that is pub hair


Because i never seen hair like that on people's head.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/21 20:19:55


Post by: Orlanth


LunaHound wrote:
Kogwar wrote:Yeh how in the hell do you know that is pub hair


Because i never seen hair like that on people's head.


Oh do stop complaining Luna, its the free terrain piece you get with orders over $50. Didnt you read the last newsheet?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/21 22:49:38


Post by: BrookM


Orlanth wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
Kogwar wrote:Yeh how in the hell do you know that is pub hair


Because i never seen hair like that on people's head.


Oh do stop complaining Luna, its the free terrain piece you get with orders over $50. Didnt you read the last newsheet?
Collect enough and you have a bush.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 00:36:17


Post by: Kanluwen


Brook, that was terrible.
Absolutely insanely terrible.

I'm disappointed in you.
Very.

(but I have to clean my screen from laughing)


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 00:42:42


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Edited because it's a truly sickening thought.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 08:13:38


Post by: BrookM


Cheese Elemental wrote:Edited because it's a truly sickening thought.
Glad to disgust a bastard like you.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 09:51:38


Post by: Orlanth


Wasnt it my joke?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 10:04:26


Post by: BrookM


Orlanth wrote:Wasnt it my joke?
I gave it a horrible rimshot for extra effect.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 11:55:56


Post by: Ketara


Rimshot eh?

The images in my head go from bad to worse.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 16:18:17


Post by: Orlanth


Perhaps I was being too subtle for some.


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/22 19:39:30


Post by: halonachos


LunaHound wrote:
Kogwar wrote:Yeh how in the hell do you know that is pub hair


Because i never seen hair like that on people's head.




You haven't seen many people have you?


Umm... pubic hair in my GW stuff???? (pg 5 , not GW this time , June 17th) @ 2009/06/23 23:05:20


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


BrookM wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Wasnt it my joke?
I gave it a horrible rimshot for extra effect.


That was bad.

I heard they're making a Slannesh themed terrain pice. GW says it's a forest... but given its slannesh i doubt that.