I'm sorry love, but that is not a thyroid problem. You eat 50% more than reccomended, and admit you do bugger all except go out to collect your benefits. That my love, is why you are fat.
And the reason you have to chew your kids food, is that the poor little buggers don't have any teeth. And whilst I'm at it, peeling the batter off their Fish and Chips does NOT, repeat...NOT make it healthy all of a sudden. slow.
What the hell is wrong with the world? Surely, surely, feeding children that sort of utter gak constitutes some form of child abuse? But hey, don't worry, they get veg. On a sunday. And apparently, some of their baby food contains fruit.
So, this euthanasia, does it actually have to be voluntary?
land manatees like her dont need to be teaching kids what to eat. she needs a freaking doctor to give her a time line of how soon she and her kids are going to die. maybe that'll wake her up. and her common sense is just sick.
just out of curiosity, how many pounds equal a stone?
14 pounds to a stone my friend, making that bucket of lard...ermm...hold on...carry the three.....tweflty...both feet...ummm....312lbs I think........down from a whopping 560.
No, thats not right....damn my mental arithmetic is rubbish now. Must practice!
I weigh around 16 stone, making me....erm....both hands, my feet and my nose, divide by Donkey....squared....rounded off a bit...errmmmm....a fat git....no....hold on...only have a wholly explicable beer gut (which is shrinking!) ummm....bugger it...calculator time in a mo.....224. I am a lanky sod though. 6'3"
Eh, I only weight about 60-something kilos (not pounds), which I think is about average for a teenager my age. I have a pretty slim build naturally, but I have a bit of flab at the moment that I got when I was depressed. I'm sure it's shrinking though.
my cousins kids didnt even star eating that kind stuff until 1 and a half
and even then it was once every month and they just gummed the stuff to death and swallow
You shouldn't even be eating it that early in life. I didn't touch any junk food until I was six, and even then I was careful with it.
Of course, during the summer between primary and high school, I became very depressed because I never got to see my friends and I was alone all day in the house, so I ate, therefore, gained weight. I'm still trying to work it off.
what bothers me is she said it was a treat for mcdonalds once a week?
for kids that age fruit is a great treat.
its naturally sweet and good for you
Fruit cups arent that expensive.
off topic:
can someone give me what 40 stones is in pounds
I'm about 230 pounds, or around 110-ish kilo's and 6' tall, or about 180cm for you british chaps et al. I blame no one but myself for this. however, I'm at least trying to do something about it; going to gym and whatnot.
Dear god, I hate people like this. more than anything else. I think the thing that gets me off worst is when people actually SOUND fat. its like every mouth movement they make imparts a gram of fat onto the sound wave. it makes me SICK. I'm not at this stage, and hope never to be. Not only that, but MICROWAVED MEALS?! EXCUSE ME, BUT COOKING IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. AM I ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE ON EARTH WHO COOKS FOR THEMSELVES AND DOESN'T JUST GET THINGS FROM A GOD DAMNED BOX?
Thank you for posting this; i'm going to the gym tomorrow. Come hell or high water.
RAGE METER: 8.5, with 1 being fuzzy kittens and 10 being a bursted blood vessel.
CaptainCommunsism wrote:I'm about 230 pounds, or around 110-ish kilo's and 6' tall, or about 180cm for you british chaps et al.
We deal height in feet and inches aswell you know. Its the weight we do differently. We measure weight in stone, 230 pounds would be 16.4 stone. Wow, you had better get your running shoes on.
Anyone here worried about the children though? surely someone like that with no common sense and lack of discipline cannot and should not be legally allowed to raise anything but a hamster needless to say humans.
I feel bad for the mother of the fething idiot of a daughter. I mean, come on. I love junk food as much as anyone else, but damn. That is out of hand. I am 270lbs and 6'2 but I am dropping weight.
She needs to be killed and given to homeless people so they can use her like a taun-taun [spelling?] like Luke did in Episode V of Star Wars.
Edit: Apparently, the word feth, when adding an -ing to the end, if you leave off the "g" it doesn't get filtered.
Muscle weighs more than fat, so thusly, muscular people (like aofrementioned Quarterbacks) will weight a lot more than a non-muscle person.
As for stomachs, I believe there are three layers of muscle in the stomach, hence why strongmen tend to look like they have beerguts. They typically don't. It's all three layers of muscle developed, unlike a poserish Washboard.
Yes, the muscle layers develope underneath the fat layers though. So if you have a pound of fat in your gut and 10 pounds of muscle behind it, you still look fat.
You have to do a serious amount of activity to be 240 pounds with little fat. i am around 205 pounds now (6ft 1) and i do my fair share, getting an extra 40 pounds of muscle would be very hard work...or steroids (which I am finding more and more is fairly popular nowadays, 3 people alone on my small weekend rugby team admit to it).
The house is full of unwashed laundry and piles of toys, and Miss Salt says she and her babies only get dressed and go out once a week to collect her benefits.
If you eat certain food stuffs, you consume very little fat compared to protein, which makes it much easier to bulk on muscle (or so I'm told! sadly I know a little about a lot, and would much rather it was the other way round. Then I might have a degree!) and much harder to put on lard, provided it is linked to an exercise regime.
Oh, and in case anyone might be thinking I have a holier than thou approach to such things, I am a bit overweight, I drink too much, I smoke, I don't do enough exercise. However, I accept the consequences of my lifestyle, and know it is down to me and me alone to change it. Which I hope to when I find a new job and can afford to join a gym!
If you eat certain food stuffs, you consume very little fat compared to protein, which makes it much easier to bulk on muscle (or so I'm told! sadly I know a little about a lot, and would much rather it was the other way round. Then I might have a degree!) and much harder to put on lard, provided it is linked to an exercise regime.
Oh, and in case anyone might be thinking I have a holier than thou approach to such things, I am a bit overweight, I drink too much, I smoke, I don't do enough exercise. However, I accept the consequences of my lifestyle, and know it is down to me and me alone to change it. Which I hope to when I find a new job and can afford to join a gym!
Yeh those quarterback types will have strict planned to the gram diets and be eating about 5 meals a day I imagine.
Oh and gyms are full of posers, I wouldn't bother. Do a sport or get some part time phisical work.
Indeedy. Look at what Olympic Rower's eat. MY god, I think my stomach would burst.
But it's not the volume, it's the quality. High Calorie, low fat means they have the fuel for their training, and high energy levels. Another example of what I'd imagine to be a fairly restricted, yet carefully balanced diet.
I know professional Footballers can get in deep shtook if they deviate from their diet. Unless you're Wayne Rooney. In which case you will always look like a strategically shaved, ill tempered spoilt little Orangutan. With a bag of spanners instead of a face.
But this...this.....BEAST. She eats crap, feeds her kids crap, and doesn't think she's doing any harm. Drag out, Bolt gun to the back of the neck (saves wasting a bullet) and give the kids to decent people who want kids but have trouble conceiving. Fair all round.
I'm horribe. I'll do 500 meters of swimming, 20 minutes on a treadmill(jogging), do 30 sit ups with a medicine ball, do 2 sets of 15 reps with 35 pound dumbells, and 2 sets of 10 reps of 135 pounds for benching. Then I go out and have a burger and a shake, thus negating my entire workout. So I'm 6" 1' and weigh 250 pounds.
Here's the kicker; I lift more than my brother does, swim more than my brother does(at least double what he can do), and eat healthier than he does. He's 2x less than my body weight the lucky fether.
garret wrote:we should make a law about that if you raise your kids stupid then you get them taken away then forced sterility
Oh i'm well in favour of an enforced hysterectomy /vasectomy rule if you can't prove a descent level of sense. Unfortunately i don't think that idea goes down well in a pc world. It should at least be a punishment for certain crimes though.
I say put something in the water to enforce sterility, with the antidote available upon application for a sprog.
I mean, it's stupid. If a couple cannot have kids for whatever reason, look at the redtape you have to jump through to adopt. It can take years to be approved!
But this munter pops three out and promptly sets about wrecking their lives. £272 a WEEK (more than I earned in my last job, after Tax) which she apparently wazzes up the wall on Scran and Tabs. But she only smokes 10 a day. Now being a smoker, I know 10 Tabs run to about £3. So, thats £15 a week, give or take. Call it £20 for arguments sake. So she is genuinely spending £250 a week on Food is she? HOW! How the hell do you manage that! It's stupid!
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Drag out, Bolt gun to the back of the neck (saves wasting a bullet) and give the kids to decent people who want kids but have trouble conceiving. Fair all round.
Okay, since some users already use this thread to talk about their weight I might just as well get on too.
I weigh about 92 Kilos (double it to get pounds) and am about 1,76 meters tall (that's roughly about 5,7 feet if I'm not mistaken). I'm not really that fit, I despise jogging, but I can sprint a little if I feel like it. I should do more sports but I don't really feel like it. And the following might fall in category (2): a friend of mine eats all the time and is really really thin. I'll try to eat less and stay the same. I think it's something in my genes
LunaHound wrote:Anyone here worried about the children though? surely someone like that with no common sense and lack of discipline cannot and should not be legally allowed to raise anything but a hamster needless to say humans.
Altough this sounds rather harsh sometimes, I really support the idea of a sort of "parent's licence". I always think of it when I read about/see a mother buying GTA for her 10-year old.
Kilkrazy wrote:Thyroid problems do actually cause a sort of stupidity because hypothyroid slows down the entire metabolism.
Oh yeah, that's it. I have a slow metabolsim too, that's why I don't loose weight. Then again, I'm often hungry, so the argument's probably a lot of crap
That should be classified as abuse. We have a huge problem in SA (as I'm sure the rest of the world does too) but these (mainly Afrikaans) families feed their kids until they are the same size their massivley obese parents. It makes me... angry, but I know it's so futile. Grrr...
"She is not alone - earlier this month a survey by the Infant and Toddler Forum found 29 per cent of children under the age of three ate a takeaway at least once a week, while 23 per cent eat crisps and 16 per cent drink fizzy drinks almost every day."
This made me crack up. The British take on the English language is just hilarious sometimes. Saying something like "fizzy drinks" around here and everyone would think your mental.
On topic though, I agree, complete abuse for the kids, the mother should have never been allowed to conceive. I see a lot of parents in her kind of situation in the US, lots of couples doing exactly what she did...
Maybe now that this article has been published and she's being publicly ridiculed, she will see the light and start feeding her kids real food like taco bell or kfc instead of mcdonalds.
doc, i think we agree on something for once only just seen this thread lol.
she should have the kids removed from her and be charged with putting thier lives in danger.
"big is beautiful" as she says 0_o
she means constant heath problems will lead to disability living allowance for her aswell.
and thats no medical problem she has, in basic terms its called "stop fething eating"
if she had a problem then fine, but the fact she eats over 50% of the RDA doesent help her case much.
and now she wants a free house aswell? bs.
oh, and nearly forgot about it costing the NHS 200k to help her drop the sprogs.
1 bullet will fix everything, or maybe a few in this case, or just a larger caliber gun.
Mind you, we'd have to aim for the centre. A rimshot would likely mean the whole country would flip, which nothing else, would seriously complicate the Basque region debates!
doc, we want to sink france, not flip the feth plates its sat on
great though isnt it? we pay tax all out lives so some fat bitch can cost this much money, and still demand more, she needs putting down, not a fething house.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Can't say owt about Benefits right. I'm on the Dole whilst I find new employment. Hoping to get Taxi Driving wok.
The difference is that your on benefits for the right reasons. A temporary safety net whilst you look for further employment. Seeing as you've payed your taxes whilst in work I really don't have an issue with people like yourselves being on the dole. After all it can happy to any one of us.
It's people like the beast in this article that do my nut in. I haven't read the full article (Can't bring myself to spend than about 30 seconds on the Daily Fails website, it makes me feel dirty) but I don't see how its possible to claim so many so you can eat like this? Perhaps food vouchers are the way forward? That way you can ensure people like this on 2000 calories a day.
The Chawners, haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.
Total Gak. Give this lot a job which involves walking all day and stop them easting burgers and just watch their weight drop. I'm normally quite a liberal and fairly tolerant chap but this just makes me want to scream. Giving this lot 22K in benefits is an insult to every genuinely disabled person out there struggling by.
I will skip certain topics of previous discussion (her weight, ugliness level, stupidity level, even her/her children's health) I just want to know what is causing her to be "too busy to prepare proper meals for her triplets or do much in the way of housework"?
Edit: MDG, re-read the article, she is getting £227 a week. If you are getting £64, she is getting £163 more than you.
One the fatarses is on the same benefit (anyone else seeing a fundamental flaw in the naming? Why should you benefit from being unemployed?) as I am, and they reckon she is getting £20 a week more than. Sounds like spare change, but thats an additional £80 a month which would come in hella handy in my situation!
"It took a 68-strong team and a bill for the NHS of £200,000, including a specially-built operating table for her Caesarean section."
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why my grandmother waited on a trolley in a corridor as she (who worked every fething day she was able, to feed her kids) lay dying. Because the welfare state, benefits, NHS, social services and state schools (all of which I entirely support) are being raped by monsters like this, that loathsome turd will raise her poor children to become just like her, dooming them.
I worked in child support social services for years, towards the latter part when the so called 'Sure Start' project was initiated, giving EVEN MORE to the most troublesome, those that wouldn't take their kids to free dental check ups 1 mile away had NHS dental clinics run right at the entrance to their housing estates, extra tuition and programs run at the schools for their kids when a parent in a similar financial situation were denied this treatment simply because they made effort and weren't gak.
Ironhide wrote:I wonder how long it took for her to realize she was preggers?
She went to the bathroom, thought she was constipated, then realized there was 3 babies in the toilet.
She is stupid, and will raise her kids to be stupid and noncontributing members of society like her, and should be killed for the betterment of society.
Ugh. Mad doc, I agree. I just lost a little faith in humanity too.
Tizz wrote:This made me crack up. The British take on the English language is just hilarious sometimes. Saying something like "fizzy drinks" around here and everyone would think your mental.
yeh we'd get the same if we started calling our children names like 'randy.' Maybe mentals not the right word though.
Oh and I like the way you say "the british take on the english language," that's some good irony that. especially for an american.
i am 6 foot 3, and 240 pounds (LBS).... but its soooo not my fault, if McDonalds would stop servi.... its a glandluar problem.... im just big boned... umm... o just shut up and give me a government check for being fat allready, i derserve the free money darn it.
People get fat because they consume more calories than are expended in metabolism and exercise. There are no 'hereditary' fat people in Darfur.
The Chawners should not eat 3,000 calories each per day because the recommended amount for a sedentary lifestyle is 2,000 for a woman and 2,500 for a man.
I thought the reccomendations were for a non-sedentary lifestyle though? Sort of the level you need to go to work and that?
And to be honest, if they are only eating 3,000 a day, they are lying. I eat that, and I'm not enormous. As already covered, I don't have the most active of lifestyles. And I would *love* to see how they manage to feed a family of four on just £50 a week, and claim they can't afford fresh Veg!
They're at home all day, why not grow some. Of course! That requires effort, and taking control of your own life.
this is scary, i actually agree with lucius about something too XD
Doc, your only signing on while looking for a new job, not taking advantage of it when i 1st left school i was in and out of jobs, didnt stay out of 1 long enough to sign on lol
Edit: luna, your sig pic is all wrong why use a barrett .50?
better off with something like a PSG-1 or R700 or wistler rifle instead
Isn't the most disturbing part that this person says that she only oes out once a week, and "doesn't just buy junk food- sometimes she makes micro meals" AND does not make any house keeping or cleaning or other activities, because she is to busy cooking for her sweet kids, and that her working, normalsized mother works, and cooks healthy food the other members of the family eats?
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:No no no! The one above, LuciusARs one.
One the fatarses is on the same benefit (anyone else seeing a fundamental flaw in the naming? Why should you benefit from being unemployed?) as I am, and they reckon she is getting £20 a week more than. Sounds like spare change, but thats an additional £80 a month which would come in hella handy in my situation!
I understand, I am flipflopping between work/unemployment right now (I work for a construction business). When I first saw that article, I was wondering how I could move over there and marry one of the daughters to see if I could join in the big scam too. Then again, I kind of doubt the numbers on the females' weight, they look too big to weigh that little unless they are 4 feet tall.
Kilkrazy wrote:If you actually go to a supermarket the fruit and veg section is the cheapest bit. And real markets are much cheaper.
I can not speak for the UK, but it is the opposite here in many parts of the USA except at Farmers' Markets and the like. What is truly scary is that in many cases, an equal or better amount of soda pop or "juice" drinks are far cheaper than plain water.
Thanks ever so much for that picture, Orkeosaurus. Time to go and get the caustic eyeball bleach. Doc, your idea about rebuilding the War Wolf to launch that horrifying example of society gone entirely off its zarking lunch made me laugh until my ribs hurt. It's a good plan, and could be made even better if it was during an actual seige. Think of how many severed heads and dead rotting animals wouldn't have to be launched into the defending city to spread plague...she would hit and vast amount of societal decay locked away in that corpulent body would burst forth and slay everything within a couple of miles, no save.
I'm still trying to wrap around how she got preggers in the first place. Not that someone wanted to get it on with her, some guys are into that sort of thing...(apparently neck-deep but I digress) I mean, big girls need love, too. That I understand. How it physically was possible, however, without some violation of the fundamental laws of the universe, I don't.
I'm not upset at those kids for who their parent is, I'm upset at their parents for who their parents are.
Here in Germany veggetables are much cheaper than any kind of meat. You can buy a whole sack of carrots or potatos for the same price you can buy a cheap stake.
In the end, the amount of calories you eat is the big thing for weight gain.
Even if she couldn't afford healthy food (which she can, or at least she can if she stops buying ridiculous amounts of it), she could lose weight just by eating less unhealthy food. Eat more water. Eat some "Total" every once and a while, it's full of vitamins.
You don't have to be a rockstar to lose weight, you need to have the mental discipline.
Orkeosaurus wrote:you need to have the mental discipline.
Yes, and thats something i lack >< for example today i bought chocolate cookies , and before i start eating
i checked the back.... well it was a total shock.
2 pieces of cookies = 170 calories. HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is truly scary is that in many cases, an equal or better amount of soda pop or "juice" drinks are far cheaper than plain water.
Maybe bottled water. Much cheaper to just turn on the faucet.
Which is what I do (with filter) but considering Soda Pop's water baseline is actually better purified than "bottled" water and has HFCS and what not added ontop of it, you would think it would be more expensive for the same size rather than H2O.
There is fierce competition between pop companies, they're willing to take a hit to outsell each other.
Bottled water has less competition, and the target market for bottled water has more disposable income than the market for pop.
Plus, bottled water can gain credence when priced higher; it's usually tap water either way, but if priced higher it's sometimes be assumed to be better, more purified, containing less "chemicals" or whatever else makes people buy bottled water besides necessity.
Orkeosaurus wrote:you need to have the mental discipline.
Yes, and thats something i lack >< for example today i bought chocolate cookies , and before i start eating
i checked the back.... well it was a total shock.
2 pieces of cookies = 170 calories. HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giving it to my cousin rofl.
Luna, while I support people who want to loose weight, DO NOT start reading the calries count on the back of your food, that'll just make you crazy . Especially if there's chocolate involved. Or nuts. Or both.
It annoys me when people like thie get on the bus, they take up two seats, they should have to pay double, and why is it when I see them on the bus they're nearly always eating!!
Uri Lee wrote:It annoys me when people like thie get on the bus, they take up two seats, they should have to pay double, and why is it when I see them on the bus they're nearly always eating!!
This!!! not only do they take 2 seats, they sit in the middle of THREE , with space on both sides ( well basically i can sit there if they move over )
oh wait, lets not forget , even when the bus is full, they still want to leave a space for their MCDONALD BAG so i have to stand while giving them dirty look.
Whats worse, is that some Airlines, quite understandably, wanted to charge morbidly obese people for two seats, seeing as thats what they take up. But some pressure group or other declared it discriminatory. Is it bollocks!
Think about it. I weigh in the region of 16 stone, give or take a few pounds. Now, I, like all other passangers, have a baggage entitlement which if I go over, I have to pay for the excess. This is because plane tickets etc, are worked out on the fuel cost. So the heavier the item, the more fuel it takes.
Now, this woman is very nearly twice my weight, and at one point was considerably more at 40 stone. So why should she, and others of a similar size, be charged the same price as me? Equally, surely I should have to pay more than some 8 stone weakling to haul my carcass through the air to my destination? Or perhaps a combined weight and luggage ratio? Only seems fair.
After all, if you take a child on an Airplane, it needs a seat, even if very young I believe. So why not make the fatties pay per thigh?
I'm sorry if I upset anyone, but it is only in a tiny percentage of cases that a persons obesity is caused by glands and stuff. The rest of the time, it's Pies, lack of exercise, Pies, chips, Pies and some more Pies. It is categorically NOT a disability. It IS a lifestyle choice. Am I disabled because I am addicted to cigarettes? No. I am a fool, with an addiction only I can deal with. Same with being addicted to food. Help is out there.
BlueGiant wrote:I'm still trying to wrap around how she got preggers in the first place. Not that someone wanted to get it on with her, some guys are into that sort of thing...(apparently neck-deep but I digress) I mean, big girls need love, too. That I understand. How it physically was possible, however, without some violation of the fundamental laws of the universe, I don't.
Quote from the father: "Smell my elbow"
I just want to know what is causing her to be "too busy to prepare proper meals for her triplets or do much in the way of housework"?
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Whats worse, is that some Airlines, quite understandably, wanted to charge morbidly obese people for two seats, seeing as thats what they take up. But some pressure group or other declared it discriminatory. Is it bollocks!
Think about it. I weigh in the region of 16 stone, give or take a few pounds. Now, I, like all other passangers, have a baggage entitlement which if I go over, I have to pay for the excess. This is because plane tickets etc, are worked out on the fuel cost. So the heavier the item, the more fuel it takes.
Now, this woman is very nearly twice my weight, and at one point was considerably more at 40 stone. So why should she, and others of a similar size, be charged the same price as me? Equally, surely I should have to pay more than some 8 stone weakling to haul my carcass through the air to my destination? Or perhaps a combined weight and luggage ratio? Only seems fair.
Someone that fat wouldn't fit in a standard economy seat anyway.
Some domestic US airlines do charge extra for fat people under some circumstances.
Kilkrazy wrote:Thyroid problems do actually cause a sort of stupidity because hypothyroid slows down the entire metabolism.
Yes it does indeed. I have Graves Disease ( Hyperthyroidism) and I have weight problems. But not to this degree, and I certainly don't blame the illness for that weight Just the Chocolate, Pizzas.. lack of exercise.. etc
Well, I'm feeling better now. Just landed a job as a Taxi Driver, so I can once again rag on Dole Scum, having finally elevated myself from it's doledrums! (see what I did there?)
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Well, I'm feeling better now. Just landed a job as a Taxi Driver, so I can once again rag on Dole Scum, having finally elevated myself from it's doledrums! (see what I did there?)
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Well, I'm feeling better now. Just landed a job as a Taxi Driver, so I can once again rag on Dole Scum, having finally elevated myself from it's doledrums! (see what I did there?)
Oh jeez the Ork Brute squad is driving taxis now
WAAUGGGH!!!!
(good to hear. bad employment beats no employment)
Indeed. It's not that bad employment. Cab driving is a relative piece of piss, I'm my own boss, and I'll have a car 24/7 and choose when I work. Set myself a weekly target and drive til it's hit. Jobs a good'un.
And yes, ragging on Dolescum is indeed a vital part of the 'Ignorance' which all Drivers have to pass, less their conversation border on tolerable! :p
LunaHound wrote:
Just out of curiosity, we already have KG, LBS , they are both globally accepted measurements.
From Wikipedia:
The stone was originally used for weighing agricultural commodities. Historically the number of pounds in a stone varied by commodity, and was not the same in all times and places even for one commodity. Potatoes, for example, were traditionally sold in stone and half-stone (14-pound and 7-pound) quantities.
lanman wrote:now i read through most of this and i didn't see one comment on the first thing that came to mind when i saw that picture
OH MY GOD SOMEONE SLEPT WITH THAT WOMAN
i hope that's not to offensive for anyone
Uh, first response in the topic actually. Copulate means to engage in sexual intercourse.
Ironhide wrote:I'm amazed someone actually copulated with her.
See?
OH lol!
The female weighs approximately 30 times more than her mate, with the male being about ¼ to ½ the size of the female
It is a general belief that the female black widow eats the male after mating.
lanman wrote:now i read through most of this and i didn't see one comment on the first thing that came to mind when i saw that picture
OH MY GOD SOMEONE SLEPT WITH THAT WOMAN
i hope that's not to offensive for anyone
Uh, first response in the topic actually. Copulate means to engage in sexual intercourse.
Ironhide wrote:I'm amazed someone actually copulated with her.
See?
OH lol!
The female weighs approximately 30 times more than her mate, with the male being about ¼ to ½ the size of the female
It is a general belief that the female black widow eats the male after mating.
hmmmm....! so that explains it.
If the male had been too inebriated to notice what was happening, and then snapped out of it in the morning, that would be a terrible, terrible last thought to have before he is messily devoured black widow style. 'Oh my, I did what with who now? Why...AAARGH she's eating me! WHYYYYY *crunch*'
Darkreaver55 wrote:If the male had been too inebriated to notice what was happening, and then snapped out of it in the morning, that would be a terrible, terrible last thought to have before he is messily devoured black widow style. 'Oh my, I did what with who now? Why...AAARGH she's eating me! WHYYYYY *crunch*'
I bet she'd be munching on the man's 170 pound corpse as she walks to McDonalds.
FITZZ wrote: She "removes the batter from the fish" to make it "healthy"? the deep fried fish?
Screw euthanasia,run her over with an ice cream truck..fitting end.
Fitting? The hell did that truck ever do? Even money says she'd walk away.
Ahhh, the smell of hypocrisy in the morning. It's the smell of liberalism. This woman is the natural result of the welfare state. Don't require people to work, and then be suprised when they just sit around and reproduce and collect benefits. And then say that they should be sterilized or have the children taken from them.
Believe it or not it could be worse. Check out this. It actually beggars belief that the authorities don't take these kids away from their clearly incompetent parents.
She must literally be eating constantly to maintain this kind of weight.
That story is like 4-5 years old. Jessica is now 9 or 10 years old and weighs 120-150. The girl is now waiting for surgery to get rid of excess skin. This is an example of what happens when child services gets involved.
Mango wrote:Ahhh, the smell of hypocrisy in the morning. It's the smell of liberalism. This woman is the natural result of the welfare state. Don't require people to work, and then be suprised when they just sit around and reproduce and collect benefits. And then say that they should be sterilized or have the children taken from them.
Funny how the US isn't so much a wellfare state and a third of it's population are clinically obese. + until this recesion kicked in we had very low unemployment levels. In other words, your point is ill informed and flawed.
Indeed. Welfare State came to my rescue this year. Only claimed 3 payments thus far, and now have a new job, but without it, I'd have been royally screwed.
As I think I said earlier (might have been another thread) any system is open to abuse, and there will be those who abuse it. This does not make the system fundamentally flawed. It just means there are greedy, shiftless bastards out there looking to take the piss at every opportunity. Like in the world of work, there will always be at least one person in any business quite happy to freewheel their way to the next paycheck, whilst their colleagues pick up the slack.
Personally, I think the various state institutions should start taking samples of my DNA code so we can start re-mapping fat peoples DNA with some of mine. Everybody would be thin, though the world economy would be screwed in no time.
Then again I've never understood why people could be so big and stupid at the same time.
See, I've got a bit of a metabolic issue. It runs way to hot. I've always amazed friends by how much I can eat without gaining weight, or perhaps gaining only a pound or two.
I can easily eat triple the recommended intake amount in a day without batting an eye. Of course, I am 6 foot 6 and weigh only 175 lbs.
Talking about weight and stuff, I was interested to see that in Battlestar Galactica they call junior officers 'Leftenants' like British army, also at one point Captain Thingy (Adama's son) has put a bit of weight on and gets onto an exercise programme and says he has lost a stone.
Does that come from it being a Canadian co-production or do you think it was a clever scriptwriter's way of adding a bit more alien-ness to the show, like the books all having their corners cut off.
everything wrong with britain right there :(, i wish it was the 1950's again where everyone was gentlemanly, tipped there top hands and swung their canes!
You know who I feel sorry for? The doctor who had to give her a c-section... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, how hard is it really? I mean, I'm 16, and I got fat over summer two years ago. It sucked. Over the next summer (2008 summer) I became a lineman on the High School football team and worked out twice a day (once at practice and once at the gym with my older brother who was also on the team) and I ate a LITTLE more healthy. I lost my belly, gained muscle, and found a gf. Easy. It's most-likely a little harder for older people, but come on! You can't get that fat!!!
There wouldn't be any fat people (myself included!) if everyone got assigned a Ghurka personal trainer.
Up at 6 a.m, a cold shower, a hot cup of tea and a hard day's work.
By God! we would soon sort out the global recession, Europe, swine flu, pollution in China, and global warming. Probably win all the medals at the Olympics, too.
Kilkrazy wrote:Talking about weight and stuff, I was interested to see that in Battlestar Galactica they call junior officers 'Leftenants' like British army, also at one point Captain Thingy (Adama's son) has put a bit of weight on and gets onto an exercise programme and says he has lost a stone.
Does that come from it being a Canadian co-production or do you think it was a clever scriptwriter's way of adding a bit more alien-ness to the show, like the books all having their corners cut off.
The old Battlestar had totally different weights and measurements. I remember watching the show and wondering, "How long is a centon?" Wonder why they just didn't bring that system over with the new ?
Kilkrazy wrote:Talking about weight and stuff, I was interested to see that in Battlestar Galactica they call junior officers 'Leftenants' like British army, also at one point Captain Thingy (Adama's son) has put a bit of weight on and gets onto an exercise programme and says he has lost a stone.
Does that come from it being a Canadian co-production or do you think it was a clever scriptwriter's way of adding a bit more alien-ness to the show, like the books all having their corners cut off.
The old Battlestar had totally different weights and measurements. I remember watching the show and wondering, "How long is a centon?" Wonder why they just didn't bring that system over with the new ?
That's easy, it's to dumb it down for the masses. Plain and Simple.
i feel sorry for kids like this, because they are being forced to be fat, it's a child and doesn't know what it's doing is harming its body. Child protection should really do more to stop obesity in young children.
Physically or Mentally abusing a child has a life long effect on the poor little sods. Same with over feeding them. Diabetes, Heart Disease. It's exactly the same thing to my mind. Through the Parents neglect (willful or not) they are lumbering their child with a life of disease and health problems. Well done, morons!
Saying they like big butts and all of that stuff. The feminist movement is also to blame. They said that women shouldn't try to look like models or like the manequins in the clothing store. I guess some women took this as a "get out of diet free" card.
There wouldn't be any fat people (myself included!) if everyone got assigned a Ghurka personal trainer.
Up at 6 a.m, a cold shower, a hot cup of tea and a hard day's work.
By God! we would soon sort out the global recession, Europe, swine flu, pollution in China, and global warming. Probably win all the medals at the Olympics, too.
What KK said, again.
This, or have fat people assigned to mandatory Ergometre training every tuesday. 40 minutes, no stops for breathers, burgers, or lard.
'Dinner at around 4pm could be a microwave lasagne or pie which their mother chews so they can manage it, and they sometimes have another bottle of milk before bed, although their mother says they're often too full.'
Ya know, I have had an Idea.
Licences for babies. If you pass the test, you get your benefits. If you dont, you can still have babies, but the gov does not pay you a penny.
augfubuoy wrote:You know who I feel sorry for? The doctor who had to give her a c-section... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, how hard is it really? I mean, I'm 16, and I got fat over summer two years ago. It sucked. Over the next summer (2008 summer) I became a lineman on the High School football team and worked out twice a day (once at practice and once at the gym with my older brother who was also on the team) and I ate a LITTLE more healthy. I lost my belly, gained muscle, and found a gf. Easy. It's most-likely a little harder for older people, but come on! You can't get that fat!!!
Try losing weight when you can't walk, then get back to me.
augfubuoy wrote:You know who I feel sorry for? The doctor who had to give her a c-section... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously, how hard is it really? I mean, I'm 16, and I got fat over summer two years ago. It sucked. Over the next summer (2008 summer) I became a lineman on the High School football team and worked out twice a day (once at practice and once at the gym with my older brother who was also on the team) and I ate a LITTLE more healthy. I lost my belly, gained muscle, and found a gf. Easy. It's most-likely a little harder for older people, but come on! You can't get that fat!!!
Try losing weight when you can't walk, then get back to me.
I blame Tesco to be honest. Ever since they started their homne deliveries, people dont have to walk anymore. They can use their debit card to spend the money paid into their bank acounts and have everything delivered.
But with a touch more class, as all things in Britain (apart from the beast this thread is about) are wont to do!
Yeah pretty much that. They are the biggest supermarket in the UK. They are so big, that they actually sell everything their own brand at a loss, but still make a profit on the other stuff. So because everything is so cheap, everyone goes there, because they buy both the cheap own brand stuff, and don't mind paying the few pennies extra on things like bread etc. And the majority of their stores are open 24/7 as well.
But with a touch more class, as all things in Britain (apart from the beast this thread is about) are wont to do!
Yeah pretty much that. They are the biggest supermarket in the UK. They are so big, that they actually sell everything their own brand at a loss, but still make a profit on the other stuff. So because everything is so cheap, everyone goes there, because they buy both the cheap own brand stuff, and don't mind paying the few pennies extra on things like bread etc. And the majority of their stores are open 24/7 as well.
Do they sell Haggis there, or has the UN declared haggis a human rights violation yet?
Then again, I kind of doubt the numbers on the females' weight, they look too big to weigh that little unless they are 4 feet tall. 
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