Just any old old one liners that might be used in 40k.

-Commissar: You, me, a summary execution. How 'bout it?
-Farseer: I can read your mind...And I LIKE it!
-Space Marine: How about i donate some of MY geneseed?
-'Nid: Slllllllurrrp, slather, creep frvbghfjv...

Orks: WAAAAGH!
Chaos: I'd "Mark" you, if you catch my drift.......
Eldar: Come on, what'll ONE night do to our species, huh?
Guardsmen: We're gonna die anyway, might as well.
Inquisition: By the Authority in my Vein, I command thee to obey.

etc. etc.

*Commissar " "it ...its not that i dont want to shoot you.... i just dont want to waste a bullet on you!" *blush

LunaHound wrote:*Commissar " "it ...its not that i dont want to shoot you.... i just dont want to waste a bullet on you!" *blush

Is that even a compliment?

Ork: You pretty when smash
Inquisitor: Hmmm, he's not talking. I guess we'll have to try more 'unorthodox' interrogation methods...
Guard to civilain: hmmm, you'll look awfully suspicious, mabye we should do a quick body search?

To a SM: Hay big boy are those musicals the only geneticly inhanced parts.

i have my suspitions that all those genetic inhansments cant be good for the labedo.

Heh, heh i guess not.

To an Immolator Pilot; Damn baby, you on FIRE today!

IG:

"Let me show you my lascannon..."

"My Vanquisher isn't the only thing that's long, hard, and can punch through the side of a tank...

IG commisar figure! Now with real power fisting action!

"Let me show you how I go to ground, baby..."

Guardsmen do it en mass.

Inquisition:

"Felicitate me as though your world depends on it... for indeed, it does..."

Inquisitors do it in secret.

Space Marines:

"Ever do it in the back of a Land Raider?"

"Behold the power of the Emperor..."

"I'm totally enhanced, baby."

"Wanna feel my Thunder Hammer?"

Space Marines do it in Power Armor.

LOL, some good stuff there...

How about-
Chaos Noise Marine: Lets make sweet music together!
Inquisitor: Hey, pretty thing, have you ever wanted to blow up a planet?
Eldrad: Baby, the future says that if I chat you up I'm gonna get lucky, but destiny is destiny so why bother with the sweet talk?

Necron Wariors: 01001 100110 101001 01010010 10101001 1010100 1010001 0010101 0101012

Is that a plasma pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Tau: fancy having some fun with my hammerhead

'Feel my deep, deep strike, baby ...

... Oops. Sorry. Better roll for scatter, I suppose'.

lol, i wanna infiltrate you

tau fire warrior: im all about fire power baby.

G_Model101 wrote:



"Hey baby, I've got strength ten, which means on a 4+ I'll be penetrating your hull tonight"

lol





-Orkishly

IG to Sister of battle are you tired because you have been ru... MELTA BLAST....

LOL,
Seen that one before orkesaurus, it's heaps good!
It was actually what inspired this thread!

Space Marine; You wanna take the land raider for a spin? (carkeys jingle)

you wanna see my Drop pod

IG: Hey baby you know what the difference between me and that Deathstrike Missile Launcher? You don't have to worry about me coming too late.

Eldar: Wraithbone isn't the only enhanced bone I own.

Dark Eldar: You wanna be my slave tonight?

Orks: Red aintz the only thing that make mes go fasta!

Tau: I've got the Greater Good in my pants.

Necron: beep bop, ooh bop. *translation* I've liked to flay you with my Gauss later.

Chaos: Baby I'd sell my soul to be with you tonight, no I will literally sell my soul to be with you.

SM: My power fist isn't the only thing pulsing with power.

Space Wolves: Free Mustache rides, get your free mustache rides right here.

Rough Rider: (it's so obvious I'm not even going to say it)
Chaos Marine: You, me, a sacrifice to the Chaos Gods, how bout it?

Tau: Wanna see what the greater good can do for you?

Ork stealing girl from Space Marine: Dat little blue pill won't do anything fer you.

Space Marine: Do you want to feel my Thunderhammer?

Assault Marine: Wanna ride my Jump Pack?

White Scar Biker: C'mon lets do it for the Khan. (leaves a note the next morning "Sorry to Hit and Run.")

I'am Sly Marbo

"Iron Hand" Straken: I have more than an Iron hand

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!

Warlord Imp wrote:

White Scar Biker: C'mon lets do it for the Khan. (leaves a note the next morning "Sorry to Hit and Run.")

Heh, heh good one.

P.S. would Sly Marbo even WANT to pick up a chick?

wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"

Space Wolf: (coyly) Woof. Woof.
Salamander: Tall, dark and handsome baby. That's me...
Commissar: I'd shoot you for insubordination but I don't know where that might lead...

SM: if the rhinos rockin, dont come knockin
Inquisitor: if you dont go out with me ill call down exterminatus on your planet...
Geanstealer: if your free tonigth...do you wanna go watch AlienvPredator, an after we can go eat.
Deamonette to farseer: im charging a rate of two innocent souls an hour...

Uri Lee wrote:

wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"

Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???

BaronIveagh wrote:

Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???

I havn't decided yet....any suggestions?

Ideas, yes. Suggestions? No...

Keeping my dirty thoughts to myself

RobPro wrote:Necron Wariors: 01001 100110 101001 01010010 10101001 1010100 1010001 0010101 0101012

Win

Sample my gene seed said the Space Marine to the Battle Sister.


Or just for sickening fun....2 daemonettes, 1 cup.

Tau: Only together will we prosper.
IG: I'm just saying, we'll probably both be dead tomorrow, ya know?
Eldar: Shall we, er, shape the wraithbone?
Dark Eldar: Get on your fething knees. NOW!
Sororitas: You know, we don't actually take a vow of chastity . . .
Inquisitor: I'm an inquisitor. It's not like you can refuse.
Kharne: MOVIE! DINNER! NOW! MOVIE! DINNER! NOW!

"Sorry, I'm saving myself for the emperor"

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:"Sorry, I'm saving myself for the emperor"

Oh, that brings up a good point!

You can also post any rejections that may occur in response to a one liner or any kind of approach.

'Nid: Not if you were the last 'nid in the galaxy.
Sister: There are SOME things that even I won't do for the Emperor.
Deamonette: (Point and Laugh)
Necron: Go 69 yourself.

These are hilarious so far! Great idea to the orginal poster.

Ork Nob: Wanna' see me Boss Pole?

Ork Warboss: <Looking at powerklaw with hesitation> Lets just skip da' 4-play!

Ork Tankbusta: Back in 'igh skool, dey used to call me da' "cherry busta"

Boss Snikrot: <Fails his SV before working up the courage to actually attempt a pick-up and flees off the table edge>

Big Mek with Shokk Attack Gun: I can put gretchin in places you wouldn't believe!

White scar: dont worry baby im not really fast
ultramarine: the codex doesnt say we CAN'T
space wolf: wanna do it doggy style.
devastator: im all about big things baby.
tactical: i go anyway you want.
assult marine:i get in there fast and take a while.

99MDeery wrote:
Or just for sickening fun....2 daemonettes, 1 cup.

LOL

Oh me so Khorney

BaronIveagh wrote:

Uri Lee wrote:

wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"

Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???

Tau Stealth Suit?

Dont know if someone has said this but:

Me so orky, me love you long time.

BaronIveagh wrote:

Uri Lee wrote:

wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"

Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???

My vote is for an Ork Kommando. Not even hiding. It's pretty clear no one will notice him.

Inquisitor: In the name of the Emperor!
Guard: We'll sarge DID say he needed more troopers.
Techpriest: Insert Rod A into Slot B.

[Insert modern pick-up line with one word replaced with something 40k-related here]

...like?

Here's something to ponder:

If the Emperor does return, is he going ot awake with ten thousand years of morning wood?

It would explain the armies of women saving themselves for him...

"You're a girl and I'm a bo- uh, well a genetically engineered super warrior that no longer can perfo- you know what? Never mind."

GoFenris wrote:"You're a girl and I'm a bo- uh, well a genetically engineered super warrior that no longer can perfo- you know what? Never mind."

lol

The Deceiver: "Of course it's not a one night thing! I love you baby; trust me!"

Inquisitor: "By the Authority of the Immortal Emperor of Mankind...", then pretty much whatever you want.

Kharne: MOVIE! DINNER! NOW! MOVIE! DINNER! NOW!

haha

Girl Eldar: We must do it for the sake of the craftworld.

Boy Eldar: No, means no.

Prepare to recieve the blessing of Nurgle.. (ewww)

Chaos: Rejoice in the coming pregancy!

I'm a barrel-roll; the rabbit says to do me.

Frank Fugger wrote:I'm a barrel-roll; the rabbit says to do me.

LOLOLOL that's a good one ;p

psyker and chick are sitting at a bar. After 2 minutes silence the psyker turns to the chick and says...

"Really? Wow, well my place is just around the corner..."

Nightbringer 'Oh... I'll bring the night baby'

Khorne: U should see the skulls in MY closet...
Slaneesh: (Insert super sleazy masochistic qoute here)
Tzeench: You're beautiful/ugly/cool/wierd/hot/cold/....
Nurgle: Buuuuurp...

-Rattling to sister of battle: my sniper rifle ain't the only thing that rends Being lower to the ground has it advantages.
-shadowsword tank comander: ill show you my volcano cannon.

Tank Commander: My battlecannon is HUGE.
SPESS MARINESS: Do me... for the EMPRAH!!
Dark Eldar: Drop your pants. Now.

Dark Eldar: We can do this the easy way or-... well now that I think about it, there IS no easy way.

Catachan: My arms aren't the only things built like a gorrilla...

Navy Captain: Hello Sailor...

Emperors Children: Just how far are you willing to take this.

Valhallan: Well, it's not in the manual, but the best way to keep warm is to take your clothes ofF and...

A sisters put down to a white scar: Yeah. Your really are a "fast attack".

Salamander: Patience, time and patience baby, that how we salamnda's roll... (cue Barry White Music)

I just wanna deep-strike in your pants (oops, scattered!).


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Is that a plasma pistol in your back pocket, cos yo' a$$ is "gettin hot!".

Wanna make an (under the) covers save?


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Seriously baby, Im part Ogryn (wanna see which part?)

Tzeench Soceror: Look into my eyyyyyyyyyse...

Slaneesh: (insert the sleaziest, sickest, perviest comment imaginable here)

Inquisitorial Interogator: How 'bout I show you the other uses for my utensils?

Ogryn: Huuuuuur...

Harlequin detachment? No, just a IG company into "Vive la diffrence"

Ork Boy-"Sarge-gimme anudder Elf, 'dis one split.."

Romantic, in the 41st Millenium.

ew, that ork one was...wierd...(retch)

Commisar eyes the chick across the bar, points his finger at the chick and says:

"Bang, baby"

Devestator: I'm a "heavy support" if you know what I mean.

Blood Angels: I don't have AIDS. Ya know, blood brother rituals and all that stuff... never mind.

Human to Eldar: you remember when you're empire fell to chaos.... show me how?

BaronIveagh wrote:

Uri Lee wrote:

wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"

Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???

Besides the sculptor upping his "creepy" factor a few notches?

Can we stop bringing up this image? It's been shown half-a-dozen times already.

Marneus Calgar: To night ill show you my true titanic strength

Tau: You know my rail gun is not even haft the power of my other gun if you know what i mean

Assassin: One shot One kill (i couldent think of anything better)

Assassin: One shot is all it takes...
Slaneesh: Bow chika wow wow!

Emperors Faithful wrote:Can we stop bringing up this image? It's been shown half-a-dozen times already.

NO lol

Vindicare: I got your Turbo Penetrator Round riiiight here...

To be honest, I think that picture should never have been posted. Not the most appropriate thing to be posting on a 40k geek forum..Seriously, what are the chances of a topic like this on a gamers forum anyway?

Ork Boy: Hey purty baby, wanna take a ride on my rokkit launcha? Oh my Mork yer a guy too!

Techpriest: Want to take a look under the hood?

White Scar: I want a fast ride, plus a bike would be great too!


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Chaos Lord: I'll show you the true meaning of power

Mistress to Sister Repentia : "Wanna come to my dungeon, doll?"

I mean seriously, who never thought of that, seeing those models and their names? >.>

It's Time For the Assault Phase! Next Pile in! I hope They dont fail there leadership test.

Eldar: Look baby, our race needs all the help it can get...
Dark Eldar: (wouldn't ask)
'Nids: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

An Imperial Navy Ace walks into a bar:

Navy: "Can I dock my ship in your port?"
Sister of Battle: "Nope, I already promised that trooper he could take me home."
Navy: "Why him?" (wait for it).......

Army: "Because I can fill her 'Foxhole'". (rimshot).

Once again Army Beats Navy.

(All kidding aside, thanks to all the men and women in all branchs of the armed forces)

Hive Tyrant waves his Lash Whip in front of a Female IG trooper, "You wanna recreate a scene from the Urotsukidōji series?"

"Once you go tentacle, you body explodes. Sorry."

Hive Tyrant: C'mon, baby. It'll be just like that movie ALEINS, 'cept WAAAAAY sexier...

Sister of Battle: Is that a relic in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Commissar: "I do this in the name of the Emperor!"

Inquisitor: "I will shower you with the Emperor's Blessing".

Veteran sergeant: I got a power weapon alright
Terminator: You know my armour's not the only one that's super strong.

Hey baby, wanna see my Daemonhammer?


How bout we go back to my place and do some Powerfisting.

SM devastator. You know my plasma cannon's charged and ready to fire!

Emperors Faithful wrote:Hive Tyrant: C'mon, baby. It'll be just like that movie ALEINS, 'cept WAAAAAY sexier...

Wasn't the first supposed to contain a lot of rape symbolism?

Devastator--So, I suppose we roll for penetration then?

Noise Marine--Have you SEEN my whip?

Eldar: Shall we help recreate our race?

Grey knight- have you felt a force weopan before?
SOB-No but if its righteos it'll get my saintly flame going

RustyKnight wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:Hive Tyrant: C'mon, baby. It'll be just like that movie ALEINS, 'cept WAAAAAY sexier...

Wasn't the first supposed to contain a lot of rape symbolism?

Really?
Apart from people being in their undies when they get out of hypersleep, I havn't picked it up. I guess I must be very naive/innocent/non-suss.

Re-watch the scene where Lambert gets killed.

Also remember that the Facehugger is considered an ambulatory penis.

One of my favorites applies to orks.

Wanna ride in my el camino.
The front is like a car, the back is like a trukk
the front is where you kiss, the back is where you ...

What

Tyranid: Ever heard of tentacle rape? It's big in japan.

sA

Really Skarwael?!? You cant finish that rhyme?
Anyways, Dark Eldar: It's gonna happen bitch!

I'm a very innocent person.

Well then sorry. It is a word that rhymes with duck and starts with an "F".

What

Oh God!! Ok it is (This is a swear by th way) F-U-C-K which is slang for sex.

Skarwael wrote:I'm a very innocent person.

Dark eldar... innocent... well... thats a new one...

Marine: Its not like you can resist.
Marine to sob. if you feth me i will worship the emprah more.

Emprah: (he doesn't need one, Sob's throw themsleves at his feet by the millions)

Tau:What we do,we'll do for the greater good.

Black Templar:I am sworn to go on an everlasting crusade...of love

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Cannot read second one

Will try to work on it. Giv me a sec.


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There we go!


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Oh F£*@!
Ok, lets try a link.


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There we Go! Enjoy!

That was good, I liked the first one better though.

deadratman wrote:Well then sorry. It is a word that rhymes with duck and starts with an "F".

Fire Truck!

Anyway, here's a pick-up line.

"I rolled a penetrating hit, now let's see if I can't explode..."

Once you go Slannesh you never go back baby.

Eldar Pathfinder "You know, I don't consider bush difficult terrain"

Assualt Squad: Hey, hey, hey! It's not what it sounds like, I SWEAR!

'C'mon, ya mouthy 'umie, try slappin' dis Nob around!'

I thought orkz didn't have reproductive organs.


They reproduce A-sexually.

Okay, let's get technical here. Nobz do not HAVE nobz. Just to clarify that to people with any other ideas.

Oy wots dat fing? Sur don look lika squig.

Tanith:
Wouldn't mind giving you the straight silver.

Nalwood's the second hardest wood from Tanith, wanna see the first?


Yarrick:
You know what they say about the size of a guy's hand right?
(holds up his massive power claw)

I could get worse with the Yarrick comments but I have my shame.

Tech Magos: Your body value is identified as 87.9% hotness.

SoB: Take it off or burn...your choice.

Titan Princeps: You know what they say about guys with big feet (pointing at his imperators)

...

Necron leaves the bar with a sororitas. Guardsmen says:

"Typical robot, first terran girl we seen in forever and he has to make a play for her..."

Speed Freeks: *Cruise through town throwing vulgar comments at anything that looks like a female*

Rouge Trader: Deep space isn't the only thing we're willing to exlpore...

Khorne: You, me, a couple of skulls...