I woke up this morning to find the entire front of my house covered in graffiti, and I think I know who did it; the same bogans from down the road who assaulted me a couple of months ago (I made a thread about that). Unfortunately, nobody believes me (you can probably guess why), and so they're getting away with it.
How do you deal with this?
And while I'm at it, how the do you get paint off?
yea, cheese is all of like 16, so i'm sure he can just walk up to some bikers and offer them some cash to take care of some punk kids that live down the road........
i agree with luna, set up a camera to catch them in the act.
as for the paint.....you'll probably have to repaint the place, unless your also a grafitti artist, in which case you should just turn that side of your home into some crazy work of art.
or, um.....you could take up a new hobby, breeding vicious mean ass dogs that like only you and your family, and try to eat anyone else
This is not an endorsement, nor have I ever used them, but I have heard good things about it. I recommend you do some further research to check it out.
And you should really report it, at least to the council, and I recommend to the police. If they used Tags, then these tags may well be on record and able to be tracked.
Instead of spending all your time (Taken from your Profile) " Trolling, masturbating, burning kittens, and other moral obscenities" you should hit the gym and maybe next time they wont screw with you.
Also The best way to remove it is paint over it. Thats pretty common sense.
That sucks, CE, I'd offer you an orbital bombardment if I could. Maybe if you could raise tyranids that followed 'orders' from a hive mind... that would be awesome... *wink*
jp400 wins this thread.
but cheese just beat them up.
bring some friends some crow bars and a bit of broken bottles and a dash of chainsaw for good measure.
oh dont forget the baseball bats.
Some councils in Australia have graffiti removal services. While council property is the priority, plenty of them will do private property. I know a few in WA that do it for free, so give them a call and you might get lucky.
I propose the dexter approach. wait until they are alone then inject them with a heavy sedative, then fatsen them to a table, feth with their head a bit then sever the aorta with a single knife stab. Then (to depart from everyone's favourite serial killer) hang them upside down in front of their freind's house.
Don't listen to these slowed kids talking tough. Obviously go to the police, which I can only assume you failed to do when you were assaulted.
As others have said, unless you have friends big enough to help, the pigs are all you've got... And the bikies, but they're keeping their heads down at the moment.
how about a combination of all the *sensible* responsis.
Report it to the police (provide them with photos) and inform them you will be setting up CCTV around your home to catch anymore vandalism. But a "CCTV" sign so that if you do catch them then you can use the video as evidence don't let them get away with it... XhugglesX
The only other options you have in this country are your MP and good old fashioned defending your turf. How old are you anyway? Do you not live with your parents? Or is it them?
1: Buy Round-up (essentially a fantastic grass/weed killer)
2: Sneak over at 4am and write PAEDOPHILE! in 2m high letters on their lawn
3: ???
4: Profit!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Or do the above but in paint on their driveway.
Pull pin. Throw grenade, not pin. Throwing pin will not be nearling as effective, although it will solve the problem of worrying about what to do as well.
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:1: Buy Round-up (essentially a fantastic grass/weed killer)
2: Sneak over at 4am and write PAEDOPHILE! in 2m high letters on their lawn
3: ???
4: Profit!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Or do the above but in paint on their driveway.
1: Go to supply store and buy Acetone
2: Sneak over at night and find the car they drive
3: Write I love Crystal Meth on Hood
4: .........???............
5: Profit!
** Acetone ** Organic solvent that eats paint. Commonly found in Nail Polish Remover.
buying a mean dog won't work. As soon as it bites someone, your dog will be taken away and put to sleep.
resorting to any kinda violence will just have them call the cops on you, and you'll be the one getting hauled away in the paddy wagon, not them. Vandalizing their property when they're not looking will just result in them vandalizing yours even more.
web cams and police reports are really the best thing you can do. Paint your house a color that's easy to repaint, every time they grafitti your place, just paint over it the next day. Don't talk to em or anything, just keep painting it over. After 3 or 4 times they'll just give up because it won't be as fun anymore.
If you worry about getting assaulted, carry a can of mace with you. I'm sure you can get those little ones that are like a keychain. Get rid of tennis shoes and switch to steel toe boots and don't be afraid to kick em right in the balls to defend yourself. And when they fall down, kick em again in the balls, and again. who cares if you get a "ball kicker" rep, they'll leave you alone for good if you hit em in the nuts enough times.
web cams and police reports are really the best thing you can do. Paint your house a color that's easy to repaint, every time they grafitti your place, just paint over it the next day. Don't talk to em or anything, just keep painting it over. After 3 or 4 times they'll just give up because it won't be as fun anymore.
If you worry about getting assaulted, carry a can of mace with you. I'm sure you can get those little ones that are like a keychain. Get rid of tennis shoes and switch to steel toe boots and don't be afraid to kick em right in the balls to defend yourself. And when they fall down, kick em again in the balls, and again. who cares if you get a "ball kicker" rep, they'll leave you alone for good if you hit em in the nuts enough times.
I think its been said mace is illegal. Yes, thats a WTF? to me too.
"Ball kicker" rep-thats what you want. You want it known there will be a price paid to mess with you.
I still think a phased plasma rifle in the 40Watt range would work though.
Yesterday someone graffiti'd the back of my garage...at least they didn't touch my Nissan 350Z.
It did make me feel pretty mad and almost made me wanted to go Gran Torino on their asses if I ever found the culprits...but thats just the stupid tough guy ego taking over rationality. Across my street lives a Sheriff and his family so if things ever did go out of hand at least I've got some backup.
Step One: Get a big, load ass stero.
Step Three: Play the most intimidating, bad ass metal songs I will provide you with.
Step Four: Chair Leg.
Step Five: ?????
STep Six: Profit by selling your defeated enemies liver on the black market!
Or failing that, keep a chair leg with you. If they ever try and start a fight, hit em with it. When the cops come, you can say you were just taking it to the carpenters to see if he could repair it.
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.
Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.
** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?
To ask cheese to wait randomly every night hoping the bogavaners to show up would take too much time and effort.
Set up one of these would be VERY eye catching and attract them to the trap (video taping). Like Moth into Fire!
Yeah but can't you see the look on those punks faces as the MKV rises from the ground like the devil himself and starts blasting indiscriminately in every direction?
I agree with the camera solution. But instead of reporting it to the cops, make copies and send it to the perps with a note saying "I know what you did. You will be my personal bitch unless you want the cops involved."
Seriously, set up a camera to catch them and invest in some self-defense classes. Not only will it teach you how to deal with idiots trying to start something, it will help you get in shape.
OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:I agree with the camera solution. But instead of reporting it to the cops, make copies and send it to the perps with a note saying "I know what you did. You will be my personal bitch unless you want the cops involved."
Seriously, set up a camera to catch them and invest in some self-defense classes. Not only will it teach you how to deal with idiots trying to start something, it will help you get in shape.
Blackmail is illegal in the US, probably in the UK as well. Just putting that out there.
Besides we need more of this free enterprise do it yourself spirit:
(homemade flamethrower)
In all honesty there are some people who will only respond/be detured to/by force,and perhaps this is the situation you may be in.
if so then you may just have to accept a bit of a beating and in the process deal out some punishment of your own.
If theses idiots see you as weak and a target then they will continue to mess with you,if you hurt them,more than likely they will find easier prey.
FITZZ wrote: In all honesty there are some people who will only respond/be detured to/by force,and perhaps this is the situation you may be in.
if so then you may just have to accept a bit of a beating and in the process deal out some punishment of your own.
If theses idiots see you as weak and a target then they will continue to mess with you,if you hurt them,more than likely they will find easier prey.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.
Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.
** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?
M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.
Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.
** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?
M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.
H&k Mp5k Hybrid, Colt 1911A1, Ak74. Bullpup, Generic 1911, Rem 870, Benelli Spas 12, H&K Usp .45 With Silencer, Sig 226, Silenced Mac10, Beretta M93R, FN FAL, Colt Python, Lots of Generic 1911 Clones, Colt M4 with Pec2 IR Laser, IDF Uzi, IMI Deagles, Thing lower left is so modded up/bad angle it could be anything under the sun.
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:1: Buy Round-up (essentially a fantastic grass/weed killer)
2: Sneak over at 4am and write PAEDOPHILE! in 2m high letters on their lawn
Fertiliser works better. It's just a fine white powder. Most people will just try to hose it off, which gets rid of it, but gets it into the rootzone.
When the grass grows, those bits grow better and greener. Message remains. (did this to a d*ck neighbour when I was at school - he kept dumping weedkiller on our lawn). Removal of turf and replacement is the only fix after that.
We don't have an issue with them where I live. The local bikies (even keeping their heads down) take care of business.
There was an incident involving some local smackheads attempting a break-in on their clubhouse last year. The police got a gift of two slightly (more) damaged junkies.
There are also no incidents of graffiti within 4 blocks of their clubhouse (we know some of the guys live local - but not precisely where).
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.
Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.
** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?
M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.
H&k Mp5k Hybrid, Colt 1911A1, Ak74. Bullpup, Generic 1911, Rem 870, Benelli Spas 12, H&K Usp .45 With Silencer, Sig 226, Silenced Mac10, Beretta M93R, FN FAL, Colt Python, Lots of Generic 1911 Clones, Colt M4 with Pec2 IR Laser, IDF Uzi, IMI Deagles, Thing lower left is so modded up/bad angle it could be anything under the sun.
Damn. I, Golden Eyed scout, salute you jp400. Sadly the closet smiley we have is an ork thumbs up, so that'll have to do. . You also win the award for "Biggest Gun Nut on Dakka Dakka".
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.
Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.
** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?
M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.
H&k Mp5k Hybrid, Colt 1911A1, Ak74. Bullpup, Generic 1911, Rem 870, Benelli Spas 12, H&K Usp .45 With Silencer, Sig 226, Silenced Mac10, Beretta M93R, FN FAL, Colt Python, Lots of Generic 1911 Clones, Colt M4 with Pec2 IR Laser, IDF Uzi, IMI Deagles, Thing lower left is so modded up/bad angle it could be anything under the sun.
Bold=Wrong
Italic=Questionable
The MP-5k looks like one of the SMGs SIG makes.
The AK-74 Bullpup, looks like a bastardization of the SA-80 and the experimental weapon from the 50's it was based off of.
The HK USP. 45 looks like it may be the HK Mk 23, there is how ever a USP .45 the right hand pinky finger is over it.
I see at least two Cz 75 variants, one is a 2075 RAMI, in the picture
Another M93R on the table along with an M92F.
It also would appear that there is a SIG 228 in the image as well
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.
Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.
** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?
M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.
H&k Mp5k Hybrid, Colt 1911A1, Ak74. Bullpup, Generic 1911, Rem 870, Benelli Spas 12, H&K Usp .45 With Silencer, Sig 226, Silenced Mac10, Beretta M93R, FN FAL, Colt Python, Lots of Generic 1911 Clones, Colt M4 with Pec2 IR Laser, IDF Uzi, IMI Deagles, Thing lower left is so modded up/bad angle it could be anything under the sun.
Bold=Wrong
Italic=Questionable
The MP-5k looks like one of the SMGs SIG makes.
The AK-74 Bullpup, looks like a bastardization of the SA-80 and the experimental weapon from the 50's it was based off of.
The HK USP. 45 looks like it may be the HK Mk 23, there is how ever a USP .45 the right hand pinky finger is over it.
I see at least two Cz 75 variants, one is a 2075 RAMI, in the picture
Another M93R on the table along with an M92F.
It also would appear that there is a SIG 228 in the image as well
By Silencer I believe you mean Suppressor.
And Here.....We.......GO!
The Firearm at the top middle that is half missing is indeed a H&K Mp5k Hybrid. The assault handle on the front is very distinguishable and is almost exclusive in that design.
I also call it a Hybrid cause that what I call any firearm that is based off anothers design by a different company. Take Bobcat Arms for example, here is a Sp89 Clone.
The Firearm at the far right top that all you see is the trigger/guard and pistol grip is plain as day the rear end of a Ak74 with the stock removed. Thats what im calling the Ak74
Usp45 with aftermarket SILENCER
Also A Silencer is a Suppressor. Potato Meet Pototow.
chromedog wrote:
Fertiliser works better. It's just a fine white powder. Most people will just try to hose it off, which gets rid of it, but gets it into the rootzone.
When the grass grows, those bits grow better and greener. Message remains.
Except that it goes bye-bye when the kids dad makes him mow the lawn every week. Fertilizer is also rather fickle. If dirt sucks or has strange drainage, no amount of fertilizer can force that grass to grow.
Just go buy bleach and dump that on the yard. Bleach is cheap and does the job.
After you unlock all the weapons, you can go back and play any level with any weapon. The best part was when you go to the mob boss funeral inside the casket and pop out mid service to a room with like 100 unsuspecting people at close range. BBQ anyone?
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.
Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.
Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.
** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?
M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.
H&k Mp5k Hybrid, Colt 1911A1, Ak74. Bullpup, Generic 1911, Rem 870, Benelli Spas 12, H&K Usp .45 With Silencer, Sig 226, Silenced Mac10, Beretta M93R, FN FAL, Colt Python, Lots of Generic 1911 Clones, Colt M4 with Pec2 IR Laser, IDF Uzi, IMI Deagles, Thing lower left is so modded up/bad angle it could be anything under the sun.
Bold=Wrong
Italic=Questionable
The MP-5k looks like one of the SMGs SIG makes.
The AK-74 Bullpup, looks like a bastardization of the SA-80 and the experimental weapon from the 50's it was based off of.
The HK USP. 45 looks like it may be the HK Mk 23, there is how ever a USP .45 the right hand pinky finger is over it.
I see at least two Cz 75 variants, one is a 2075 RAMI, in the picture
Another M93R on the table along with an M92F.
It also would appear that there is a SIG 228 in the image as well
By Silencer I believe you mean Suppressor.
And Here.....We.......GO!
The Firearm at the top middle that is half missing is indeed a H&K Mp5k Hybrid. The assault handle on the front is very distinguishable and is almost exclusive in that design.
I also call it a Hybrid cause that what I call any firearm that is based off anothers design by a different company. Take Bobcat Arms for example, here is a Sp89 Clone.
The Firearm at the far right top that all you see is the trigger/guard and pistol grip is plain as day the rear end of a Ak74 with the stock removed. Thats what im calling the Ak74
Usp45 with aftermarket SILENCER
Also A Silencer is a Suppressor. Potato Meet Pototow.
The MP5k knock off is just that a knock off, the fore grip has been used by others besides the MP5k but the MP5 is what it is best known for. The housing and rear grip along with the mag are completely different from the HK. Its too boxy and the grip looks too much like a SIG rifle handgrip.
The AK74 I will concede to because originally I didn't notice the period between AK74 and the word bullpup.
The USP is still believe to be the MK23 due to the slide and trigger housing.
Yes silencer is suppressor but suppressor is the "correct" term.
Since we're on the topic of weapons, I think I'll ask this question. in my basement is a (can't mamebr the correct term for it, think it's cvalled compound) bow that is my dads.
Aside from being nice and quiet, not producing any muzzle flas, is this a good weapon to use when cleaning the streets of trash?
BrotherStynier wrote:Only if you are proficient enough with it to get off enough well aimed shots in a little amount of time to kill the number of targets you have.
Better start practicing then. And what better way then on unsuspecting live targets while I'm hidden in the tall grass.
Save for the fact that if you are using a Comp Bow or any decent bow made for killing the target will be dead to due the arrow punching through the skull and into the brain of the target.
BrotherStynier wrote:Save for the fact that if you are using a Comp Bow or any decent bow made for killing the target will be dead to due the arrow punching through the skull and into the brain of the target.
Lots of those bows hit really fething hard.
Will they may run about for a second or two, then they just drop like a stone.
Ive used the 12g BeanBags, Stingball, Pepperball, and I have to say out of them all I would choose this monster any day of the week over them.
Made by FNH it fires a .68 Cal Round in several flavores. My fav is the combo round. Non smear/Uv marker round incased in a hard plastic shell with steel shaveings for that little extra oomph. As can been seen in the pic above, bottom half marker paint, top half pain causeing goodness.
do you get paint off?
don't let them get away with it... XhugglesX
