Hai, I'm back, where's the bagels?

What? fething hell, I thought they got rid of you for good.

Jokes man, welcome back, just watch yourself.

There goes the neighborhood.....

Woot!

Yay, you're back.

The idiocy levels were peaking while you were gone.

Hopefully this augurs well for the return to normalcy.

Should we start a pool to see how long you'll stay back this time?

JohnHwangDD wrote:Should we start a pool to see how long you'll stay back this time?

Nah I'll play nice. Apparently my issue was saying "These are the rules, therefore I am right". -shrug-

Gwar is 100% back. New and improved? Time will tell.

Day 1 and counting.

Geez you haters suck!

LunaHound wrote:Geez you haters suck!

I kno! I was following the "Where is Gwar!" Threads that popped up, made me feel all warm and loved :3

Our long national nightmare is over.

So thats what the crowds, ticker tapes and parade occuring outside my window is for.

No longer shall we stumble in the dark, our light has returned!

Cheers gwar, welcome back to the warm and sticky fold.

I tried trolling for you, but that just made Luna hate me. I thought, having been on such a long ban, you'd voluntarily left.

Gwar!,good to have you back,I honestly missed your commentary and insights,even if I don't always agree.
Now,don't you go making anyone cry..at least for a few days.

DOH!!!

Just when the number of ignored posts were getting manageable.


GG

Gwar! wrote:Hai, I'm back, where's the bagels?

I missed you baby!

(Can we get a Counter up so we can know how many days it took for the second great banning of Gwar! to occur? I say this with love.)

...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Don't hate on Gwar,our great prophet of rules has returned.Welcome back man!!!!!!!

YAY! GWAR! is back
The levels of ten your old retards has increased massively in your absence... We need you GWAR!

I'm free! I'm free!
*much skipping*

corpsesarefun wrote:YAY! GWAR! is back

...dangit.

LoL
Welcome back mate,

Rule idiocy is no more !

Oh, that explains why my bagel exploded in the oven this morning.

BrookM wrote:Oh, that explains why my bagel exploded in the oven this morning.

Yes, In my Month of meditation I have gained the power of Bagels!

Fear my Most Hole-y Wrath!

Hmmm.

Welcome back.

We shall see.

All Bagels beware....

*sacrifices a bagel to Gwar!*

Well I'm pretty glad to see someone who actually contributes to threads return.

Answering rules questions is a form of Chinese Torture on this place, so they're all yours.

SilverMK2 wrote:*sacrifices a bagel to Gwar!*

AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yes, I am back to answering rules Questions again. Had a Mountain of PM's saying "OMG WHERE ARE U!" and "LOL REPLY THIZ THREAD PLOX!"

Welcome back Gwar! Order shall soon be restored to Dakka once more

Gwar! wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:*sacrifices a bagel to Gwar!*

AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yes, I am back to answering rules Questions again. Had a Mountain of PM's saying "OMG WHERE ARE U!" and "LOL REPLY THIZ THREAD PLOX!"

Speaking of, mind throwing your 2 into the Dreadnought LOS thread? I gave up, because it was like arguing with a brick wall.

Elessar wrote:

Gwar! wrote:

SilverMK2 wrote:*sacrifices a bagel to Gwar!*

AND IT WAS DELICIOUS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Yes, I am back to answering rules Questions again. Had a Mountain of PM's saying "OMG WHERE ARE U!" and "LOL REPLY THIZ THREAD PLOX!"

Speaking of, mind throwing your 2 into the Dreadnought LOS thread? I gave up, because it was like arguing with a brick wall.

The Immobilised Dreadnought one? Or a different one that I havent seen because I have been on Enforced Holidays for the last month? :3 Linkz Plz!

Removed the Rickroll before Alpharius or another mod could get all butthurt about it

Be polite though and remember, once you've argued your point no need to continue.

Yikes! There's a mod here! Better ditch that link, and fast.

Frazzled wrote:Be polite though and remember, once you've argued your point no need to continue.

I know, I know! I'm not allowed to say "I am right" anymore (even when I am )

Don't worry dude, you can always go argue on Warseer. Trolling there is easier than shooting yourself in the foot.

Gwar! wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Be polite though and remember, once you've argued your point no need to continue.

I know, I know! I'm not allowed to say "I am right" anymore (even when I am )

Here you go. This should be helpful

I’m afraid an objective review of the relevant rules data points, in conjunction with the standardized rules of logical analysis lead one to the statistical certainty that XXX is the correct assumption. Tippy to and I’m off!

I now have an official mod approved way of answering

OT for the OT but
Quick is there anything in the BGB that says walkers are vehicles?

Frazzled wrote:OT for the OT but
Quick is there anything in the BGB that says walkers are vehicles?

Too slow, already beat you to the punch :3

(P.S. FIRST LINE OF THE WALKER RULES )


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Cheese Elemental wrote:Don't worry dude, you can always go argue on Warseer. Trolling there is easier than shooting yourself in the foot.

Actually there is a certain Mod who will remain nameless who likes to find my alt accounts and ban them too :(

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/249229.page - shudder.

I think I gave up when people refused to accept Walkers aren't Infantry, and Infantry don't have 360* arcs anyway.

thats where my sudden Q came in reference to.

I thought as much, but I was providing the link anyway, so...

Hmm I don't know about this.

Fact 1: My wife is due today, but yet no baby.
Fact 2: GWAR returns from hiatus.
Fact 3: Asteroid shower last night.
Fact 4: I woke up late today.
Fact 5: I managed to roll two Crits last night in D&D.

I don't know where this leading to, but I have a feeling that GWAR is to blame for something.

We missed you buddy, now go back to the YMDC Thunderdome and knock some heads.

barlio wrote:Hmm I don't know about this.

Fact 1: My wife is due today, but yet no baby.
Fact 2: GWAR returns from hiatus.
Fact 3: Asteroid shower last night.
Fact 4: I woke up late today.
Fact 5: I managed to roll two Crits last night in D&D.

I don't know where this leading to, but I have a feeling that GWAR is to blame for something.

We missed you buddy, now go back to the YMDC Thunderdome and knock some heads.

of course... it all makes sense!
Barlio, your baby and GWAR! are the two lost primarchs!

Oh crap. Wait.

I for one welcome our new primarch overlords.

Welcome back hun

XhugglesX

Roze wrote:Welcome back hun

XhugglesX

Yay Interweb Huggles for all!

I have no idea what every one is obsessing about with Gwar! Guess I never will.

*shrugs*

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I have no idea what every one is obsessing about with Gwar! Guess I never will.

*shrugs*

Gwar! is the yin to our yang that binds dakka together...
without him we are lost

by the way would opposite of win be wang?

No, it would be PANDA!

I'll see your Scary baby panda and raise you a Bob Panda: http://bobpanda.de/warhammer/


Welcome back Gwar!, Dunkin' Donuts coffee for everyone with a bagel!!!

PS, Am still working on my Tau fandex. Would you be willing to give consult on new rules when I get closer to completion?

focusedfire wrote:PS, Am still working on my Tau fandex. Would you be willing to give consult on new rules when I get closer to completion?

Of course, I'll even throw in my Breakthron 4000 Detectomatronimator if you Sacrifice a Bagel in my Honour!

Thanks Gwar!.

Hey!, What does it take to get sigged by you. I've agreed with you before.

Just teasing, When I get the fandex typed up I'll PM about getting the file to you.(Sacrifices a Bagel in Gwar!s honor.)

focusedfire wrote:Thanks Gwar!.

Hey!, What does it take to get sigged by you. I've agreed with you before.

Just teasing, When I get the fandex typed up I'll PM about getting the file to you.(Sacrifices a Bagel in Gwar!s honor.)

It has to be a soundbite and it has to be about rules. I also need to be 90% Sober, which is approximatly 2% of the time (when I am asleep)

Hey Gwar!, welcome back. I'm afraid I must inform you the number of Anti-Space Wolf Blood Angels has nearly doubled, or so it seems.

BrotherStynier wrote:Hey Gwar!, welcome back. I'm afraid I must inform you the number of Anti-Space Wolf Blood Angels has nearly doubled, or so it seems.

They are all Jealous of our new Codex which will Have Broken rules and crappy fluff, a total reversal of the last 11+ years

Elessar wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/249229.page - shudder.

I think I gave up when people refused to accept Walkers aren't Infantry, and Infantry don't have 360* arcs anyway.

I love the thinking that suddenly evrything will be allright, because "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GWAR" has returned...it's hilarious really.

GG

Oh well, I guess I have a use for the "IGNORE" button again...

We all have the option ton use the IGNORE button and its a proven remedy for other posters who rub you the wrong way.

Frazzled wrote:We all have the option ton use the IGNORE button and its a proven remedy for other posters who rub you the wrong way.

but Frazz, theres no option to return the favour on posters rub you the right way

corpsesarefun wrote:

Frazzled wrote:We all have the option ton use the IGNORE button and its a proven remedy for other posters who rub you the wrong way.

but Frazz, theres no option to return the favour on posters rub you the right way

Malfred is working on that, day and night, day and night...

Gwar's back!

Dakka Dakka is now complete!!

Frazz, i wouldnt doubt malf is working on a friendly button



and on topic: Welcome back numbnuts, been boring on here without anyone to argue with (even been away for some time)

The Church of Turtle Pie rejoices at your return, Gwar.

generalgrog wrote:

Elessar wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/249229.page - shudder.

I think I gave up when people refused to accept Walkers aren't Infantry, and Infantry don't have 360* arcs anyway.

I love the thinking that suddenly evrything will be allright, because "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GWAR" has returned...it's hilarious really.

GG

No, it just means I can leave him to tell you you're wrong, because I lost interest a long time ago. In all honesty, if I'd been interested in debating it here, I'd have started the thread myself. Some of the people here are too opinionated, which would be fine if they weren't wrong.

I thought it smelled like ego in here...

Gwar! wrote:

BrotherStynier wrote:Hey Gwar!, welcome back. I'm afraid I must inform you the number of Anti-Space Wolf Blood Angels has nearly doubled, or so it seems.

They are all Jealous of our new Codex which will Have Broken rules and crappy fluff, a total reversal of the last 11+ years

Word on the street is that we may be getting our own codex soon.

WE WILL BE REAL BOYS THEN!

H.B.M.C. wrote:I thought it smelled like ego in here...

LOL!

Dreadwinter wrote:

Gwar! wrote:

BrotherStynier wrote:Hey Gwar!, welcome back. I'm afraid I must inform you the number of Anti-Space Wolf Blood Angels has nearly doubled, or so it seems.

They are all Jealous of our new Codex which will Have Broken rules and crappy fluff, a total reversal of the last 11+ years

Word on the street is that we may be getting our own codex soon.

WE WILL BE REAL BOYS THEN!

Until then then though we'll know when you lie...

we posted some of the vacation photos you sent in the 40k discussions forum in case you didn't previously see them. how was the beach? and the rodeo?

warboss wrote:we posted some of the vacation photos you sent in the 40k discussions forum in case you didn't previously see them. how was the beach? and the rodeo?

Yeah I saw them, they were pretty, the beach was the best bit though

Your no Stelek but you'll have to do.

What's a "Gwar!"?

halonachos wrote:What's a "Gwar!"?

I'm t3h Gwar, and I has a New Sig

Gwar! is the troll leader
all hail Gwar!

Lemartes wrote:Your no Stelek but you'll have to do.

Gwar is to Stelek as The Phantom Menace is to Empire Strikes Back. I miss that old rabid mouthed genius, all the social graces of a concrete elephant but the mind of a true prodigy.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Lemartes wrote:Your no Stelek but you'll have to do.

Gwar is to Stelek as The Phantom Menace is to Empire Strikes Back. I miss that old rabid mouthed genius, all the social graces of a concrete elephant but the mind of a true prodigy.

I have the mind of a... Something!

Lemartes wrote:Your no Stelek but you'll have to do.

when ever i hear stelek i think Dalek, come to think about it they similar

Welcome back Gwar!, try and stick around for a while, eh?

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Gwar is to Stelek as The Phantom Menace is to Empire Strikes Back. I miss that old rabid mouthed genius, all the social graces of a concrete elephant but the mind of a true prodigy.

Anyone that claims the memorization of all 1,327 chess openings is not a genius, but an egocentric prick.

I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

LunaHound wrote:
I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

-Huggles- How do you like my new streamlined Siggy?

dogma wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Gwar is to Stelek as The Phantom Menace is to Empire Strikes Back. I miss that old rabid mouthed genius, all the social graces of a concrete elephant but the mind of a true prodigy.

Anyone that claims the memorization of all 1,327 chess openings is not a genius, but an egocentric prick.

Dude... it takes me like... 5 minutes to count to 1,327. Anyone who claims to memorize that much, will also bore me into a coma while explaining (in detail ) how all of it actually works.

I want to see a person who can do that while dancing on the handlebars of a pogo-stick, eating tapioca pudding made of tadpoles, juggling a minimum of kitchen knives in a set of at least 5 (less is not more in juggling ), on top of reciting Macbeth adapted to the third perspective through a dummy who had way too much coffee.

You think that mountain is high enough? Should hold out for at least a decade by my calculations .

Yo, Gwar! what's with the new sig?

Oh snap!

I may ring Gwar! just to say hi at some point... beware GWAR!... BEWARE!! .

Gwar! wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

-Huggles- How do you like my new streamlined Siggy?

I dont understand it lol

LunaHound wrote:
I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

What's to be jealous about?

Presumably Gwar is similar to the Wrecking Crew in that regard.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

What's to be jealous about?

I concur.

On other matters...



PARTEH

(To clarify [/sarcasm])

sA

...

So you were banned or something? I just though you were on holiday.

Welcome back.

He returns from the Outer Darkness to illuminate those who are without answers!

Bagels for the Bagel God!

LunaHound wrote:
I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

Don't laugh at him, he's only just been allowed back in here.

I laugh at other things, like paedo anime pics on people's avatars and sigs. tata

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

Don't laugh at him, he's only just been allowed back in here.

I laugh at other things, like paedo anime pics on people's avatars and sigs. tata

This makes as much sense as you want it to.

Case closed.

sA

Cheese Elemental wrote:

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

LunaHound wrote:
I lol @ all the jealous haters in this thread.

Don't laugh at him, he's only just been allowed back in here.

I laugh at other things, like paedo anime pics on people's avatars and sigs. tata

And EF saw this picture, and there was much loling in the land.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...

I've missed you Gwar.