VOTE NAO PEOPLES!

Are there four different Frazzles cause we counting Robo-Fraz's and Killer-Fraz Type 666?

This thread just stinks of Frazzled approval.
Whoever wins we er you guys, lose!

You can't have more than one comedy option in a poll. Reporting this thread.

I voted Frazzled with a banana .. .. I mean come on, its a banana, you can't get better than that ... ... *taps chin thoughtfully* unless, he's holding two bananas, now thats really something to tell the kids about

Pffft, we're supposed to nominate first.

I nominate Frazzled.

I nominate Malfred.

And his handbag.

Fraz with a banana FTW,now gentlemen,I belive we should get off his lawn.

You with the suspicious eyes! off my lawn!

Wow Fraz. Owned.


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Sidenote:
Frazzled's baby photo?

Definitely. Dad wouldn't let me put a nail in the stick until I was 18 months old.

It's a pepper mill. Not a stick!

Ohhh,my mistake...I thought Frazz was the one the old man was chasing with the pepper mill.

Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...

Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...

The bears probably much friendlier too.

Shh shh, he's coming back!

FITZZ wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...

The bears probably much friendlier too.

True that. probably bathes more frequently as well.

...

*boggle*

Frazzled wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...

The bears probably much friendlier too.

True that. probably bathes more frequently as well.

100% pure win.

I do what I can.

At first I was like...


And then?

Well then...

This entire thread is just entrapment. Of ME! (Don't make me get medieval on your ass!)

The day Frazz was born the heavens opened and the gods of win flew down to earth, bestowing a mere mortal with their star child. Great master of the bat and nail, he is the champion that will lead the armies of win in a final battle with the forces of fail!

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:

The day Frazz was born the heavens opened and the gods of win flew down to earth, bestowing a mere mortal with their star child. Great master of the bat and nail, he is the champion that will lead the armies against win in a final battle with the forces of fail!

And Frazz was the parking meter attendant who tickited his car.

I am disappointed Gwar! You forgot the option of Frazzled on Bath Day...that is definitely the most crotchety...

It takes a whole platoon of Marines to get Frazzled penned up on Bath Day.

I am all for the banana.

Indeed Frazz, indeed. Now....



And clamp his tires, that will ruin any champion of humanities day.

Kanluwen wrote:It takes a whole platoon of Marines to get Frazzled penned up on Bath Day.

No tub can hold me!!!

JEB_Stuart wrote:I am disappointed Gwar! You forgot the option of Frazzled on Bath Day...that is definitely the most crotchety...

Why am I suddenly reminded of Sling Blade.

dem French fried taters are good.....ummhmmmm.

GG

Between this thread and GBF's, I can see Shuma having an aneurysm.

This thread=WIN!!1!


I voted for Frazz and a banana. If I could write something in, this is what I would vote for:

You wake up in a dark room.
You find a light and turn it on.
There is a bathtub. In it is an old, crotchy man and a bear.
The man is holding a baseball bat with a nail through it.
The bear is holding a tape deck that is playing White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane.
The tub is full of bananas. You don't know why.
You ask the old man, "Why are there so many bananas in the tub?"
He replies, "Don't know, ask the bear..."
You think this is odd, but you ask anyway.
The bear puts on sunglasses and cranks the music up to 11.
You ask the old man, "What is up with the bear?"
The frazzled looking man replies, "Cave bears live in caves. "
Hurm... duh. You ask again.
He replies, "Dire bears like to attack with their natural weapons."
"But you are the one with the bat, you crazy coot," you say.
The grumpy elder just smiles back at you and says, "Got any of dem french fried taters. Dem dare french fried taters are good.....ummhmmmm. "
Just as White Rabbit hits its peak, the bear opens the tape deck.
A swarm of bees come out of the device.
You scream, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!1!"
The old man promptly tells you to get off of his lawn.
You are too busy fending off the bees to realize: You are inside. There is no lawn...
Then the roof implodes, and a troll in a helicopter screams, "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!"
Just when you think you are safe from the bees and the crazy old man and the bear, you suddenly realize in horror:
Who released Gwar! from the basement?!?
Gwar! senses this feeling of terror and just winks at you as he sings, "om nom nom nom, nom nom nom.."
Big fething rocks fall on the party. Everyone dies.

The Machine Spirit wakes up from its nightmare in a cold sweat. "What the feth are these gaks in OT talking about? I need a drink..."

Dude I don't know what you are but don't be stingy. Share the wealth!

FREE YOUR HEAAAAAD! FREE YOUR HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Frazz after a few too many drinks?

Kanluwen wrote:I nominate Malfred.

And his handbag.

Malfred without his manpurse ...now that would be a scary sight




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I heard that Dr. Seuss modeled his "Grinch" off of a chance encounter with Frazzled one fatefull Christmas Eve long, long ago.



Truly a remarkable resemblance.

Ah Grinch, when I was younger and more carefree with roguish good looks.

I hereby declare this thread awesome. Can we sticky it to poke the bear?

Wisconsin seams to bring out the worst in Frazzled

FRAZZ is hands down THE MOD. Like a cop who chugs your last beer as he watches you and your friends framed in flickering red and blue light empty the rest of them into the sewer after your High School Football game. He's cool, but you gotta respect his authoritay.

Khornholio wrote:He's cool, but you gotta respect his authoritay.

And Texas.

Hmmm.... Possibly .... But Really .... ..... Naw, couldn't be

A summary of Frazzled...



Damn obelisks... damn odyssey, damn lawn....

And a banana too. (This is Frazzled alter ego)

Wrexasaur wrote:

Hmmmm...Sorry Wrex, but I think you made a mistake. Frazzled is obviously the Grumpy Old Ape menacingly waving his bone in the air at the bald and screaming SPACE MARINE.

Frazzled wrote:Dude I don't know what you are but don't be stingy. Share the wealth!

FREE YOUR HEAAAAAD! FREE YOUR HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

Ummmmm, IDK mr.dood... When I don't go off the handle in philosophical debates, this is how I always am, naturally. Hurr durr hurr, Why So Serious, and all that jazz...
Ask Kirsanth. He isn't at work today, but I bet he is at home reading this, agreeing with me with a facepalm... Happy Monday!

This thread is made of pure awesomesauce, imported fresh from the fields of Awesometopia.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/frazzled
Defination of frazzle.
Also.

Shadowbrand wrote:I am all for the banana.

Of that my dear lad, I have no doubt.

Frazzled, a proud sponcer of McCain



Oh and how can we forget Frazzled AFTER his morning coffee

I see no option on that poll for 'John "Cyber Temujin" Wayne' Frazzled, GoFenris will be disappointed.

I vote for Frazz in his aspect as the God of posting whole damn long news articles. Damn long articles.

No, no, no. The banana, which has both potassium to relieve cramps and fiber to relieve . . . well, to relieve frazzled, would tend to make him less crotchety.

Also, this:

Jimi Nemesis wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:I am all for the banana.

Of that my dear lad, I have no doubt.

temprus wrote:I see no option on that poll for 'John "Cyber Temujin" Wayne' Frazzled, GoFenris will be disappointed.

Deeply

...but I voted anyway.

Impressed Frazzled be.





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She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Frazzled wrote:
She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Yes, I would think so

Frazzled wrote:She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Why? What does she do while you eat to make her watching you so disturbing?

GoFenris wrote:

Frazzled wrote:She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Why? What does she do while you eat to make her watching you so disturbing?

You've not seen me eat. Its cbeen compared to a Walrus and van Gogh getting into a tiddleywinks competition, with the Walrus getting mad after Van Gogh shows him his ear, and the Walrus swallowing Van Gogh. Then belching.

Frazzled wrote:

GoFenris wrote:

Frazzled wrote:She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana. She's seen me eat. Frankly its pretty disturbing.

Why? What does she do while you eat to make her watching you so disturbing?

You've not seen me eat. Its cbeen compared to a Walrus and van Gogh getting into a tiddleywinks competition, with the Walrus getting mad after Van Gogh shows him his ear, and the Walrus swallowing Van Gogh. Then belching.

WOW! That's uh... That's uh... That's very descriptive!

Keep the bloody noise down.

Sorry MGS, but you're like the Diet Coke of Crankiness

wyomingfox wrote:Sorry MGS, but you're like the Diet Coke of Crankiness

I give two gaks.

Now keep the noise down!!

Give him time wyomingfox, I literally have eons on him...

I dunno, I've always thought of MGS as more the Pepsi One of crotchetiness.

I think HBMC should be a choice on this poll as well.

Kanluwen wrote:I dunno, I've always thought of MGS as more the Pepsi One of crotchetiness.

I still outrank either of you pecks.

Now back in the box or it gets the hose again...

Frazzled wrote:Give him time wyomingfox, I literally have eons on him...

Exactly,while Frazz is the Master of crotchet-fu,Dakka has many Aspiring Champions.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:I dunno, I've always thought of MGS as more the Pepsi One of crotchetiness.

I still outrank either of you pecks.

Now back in the box or it gets the hose again...

Pshaw. I'm not crotchety!
In fact, I'm upbeat and perky!

Well. Most days.

Im not sure what this thread is really about, but dammit it made me laugh alot.

Frazzled wrote:Give him time wyomingfox, I literally have eons on him...

I thought you were familiar...




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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Now back in the box or it gets the hose again...

Does it get to rub the lotion on its skin

wyomingfox wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Give him time wyomingfox, I literally have eons on him...

I thought you were familiar...

Hey my prom pic. Forgot about that one!

FITZZ wrote:

Frazzled wrote:Give him time wyomingfox, I literally have eons on him...

Exactly,while Frazz is the Master of crotchet-fu,Dakka has many Aspiring Champions.

Speaking of Frazzled's first prodegy

Manchu wrote:I think HBMC should be a choice on this poll as well.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Manchu wrote:I think HBMC should be a choice on this poll as well.

HBMC's reaction:

Manchu wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Manchu wrote:I think HBMC should be a choice on this poll as well.

HBMC's reaction:

Gwar!'s Reaction:

Manchu's reaction:

Manchu wrote:Manchu's reaction:

Gwar!'s Reaction:

Kanluwen wrote:At first I was like...


And then?

Well then...

Seems like it'll fit here too.

Manchu replies:



This thread is about to experience EXTERMINATUS!

I would vote but he has me on ignore and probably is looking for a reason to ban me again.

DAMN YOU ROSIE O'DONNELL!

Guys.

We broke OT.

Then let us march through its streets triumphantly before ravishing its women and plundering its wine stocks!

ShumaGorath wrote:I would vote but he has me on ignore and probably is looking for a reason to ban me again.

Why?

Manchu wrote:Then let us march through its streets triumphantly before ravishing its women and plundering its wine stocks!

I would, but I'm hunting for 1/35 scale zombies.

Because I've decided I'm going to, as my non-40k project, make a massive diorama of downtown Raleigh overrun by zombies.

Oh, zombies being led by RUSSIANS!
I was able to find some great Russian SpecOps forces/infantry and some FANTASTIC 1/35 scale PMC mercs and US modern infantry.

I wanted to do London in ruin, but can you believe they don't have any 1/35 scale UK infantry? I hunted all over and can't find any.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Gwar!'s Response: (Yes I know it's a Mangled Shoop, I don't care )

Manchu's Reaction:


HBMC's reaction:


Gwar!'s Reaction:


Manchu's reaction:


Gwar!'s Reaction:


Manchu Reaction:


Orkeosaurus Reaction:





Frazzled's Reaction:

wyomingfox wrote:
Frazzled's Reaction:

Ah, sweet memories of Dad. Here's to the OC (Original Crotchetiest). Keep stuffing recruits into footlockers and kicking 'em down the stairs up there old man.

In honor of Frazzled's advance age, I think it is time for some "Frazzled is older than ______" Jokes.

Let's see...I Know,

Frazzled is older than

A rarely seen photo of Frazzs first "car".

Frazzled wrote:She Who Must Be Obeyed has officially voted for Frazzled and a Banana.

Who am I to argue with She?

wyomingfox wrote:Frazzled's Reaction:

I disagree, THIS is Fraz's reaction:

This is certainly the crotchetiest thread on Dakka.

warpcrafter wrote:This is certainly the most awesome thread on Dakka.

Fixed.

temprus wrote:I disagree, THIS is Fraz's reaction:

No way. Angry Marines simply aren't angry enough to represent the pure orneriness that is Frazzled .

Only one man embodies the aggrivated essense of Frazzle...and he is...

DICK "SHOOTER" CHENEY



Or as Frazzle refers to him...Gramps

This is my mental image of Fraz.

Frazzled and a banana lol

Kanluwen wrote:

warpcrafter wrote:This is certainly the most awesome thread on Dakka.

Fixed.

No... but it is now!

Only one thing can top that, MGS. Only one person...


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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

FITZZ wrote: A rarely seen photo of Frazzs first "car".

Indeed, fur top convertible baby!

Manchu wrote:Manchu replies:



This thread is about to experience EXTERMINATUS!

WTF is that thing!!?!?!?!??! an ogre?

Nope, Frazzled's kid sister

Daughter, too young to be his sister...

Who shaved the bear and made it angry?

Probably you yah old coot!

Frazzled wrote:Who shaved the bear and made it angry?

That's what the soon-to-be Mrs Stompa said on being introduced to my 'belly kannon'...

BrotherStynier wrote:

This is my mental image of Fraz.

frazz clearly owns larger hats, and past threads have shown he has a mustache (it may or may not be a law to have one in texas)

He also claimed in past threads that he was a dog

Lord-Loss wrote:He also claimed in past threads that he was a dog

he is many things science has yet to explain (mostly due to fear, and texas)

greenskin lynn wrote:

Lord-Loss wrote:He also claimed in past threads that he was a dog

he is many things science has yet to explain (mostly due to fear, and texas)

In Republican Texas, Science Obeys YOU!

That's cause they hang them dern snippity goggle wearin yuppies

Yep. Get a rope. We don't tolerate no book learnin round these parts.

(apologies to NASA, tha aviation industry, largest medical research center in the world, and the entire deepsea oilfield service industry thats here)

Frazzled wrote:Yep. Get a rope. We don't tolerate no book learnin round these parts.

(apologies to NASA, tha aviation industry, largest medical research center in the world, and the entire deepsea oilfield service industry thats here)

Dern Table Fires!

Frazzled, he simply walks into Mordor!

Walk into it? Its my summer home?

Like So:

This thread just won't die!

It's like a zombie caterpillar.

Alternative pose...

Frazzled wrote:Yep. Get a rope. We don't tolerate no book learnin round these parts.

(apologies to NASA, tha aviation industry, largest medical research center in the world, and the entire deepsea oilfield service industry thats here)

Don't forget the video game industry... The advances in simulation development that come from Austin just blows my mind sometimes.