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What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 12:49:29


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


I want to die in battle, surrounded by the corpses of my fallen foes. Orcs and Stormtroopers hopefully

I want there to be an epic feast in my honour, with me at the front of the hall, sitting on a throne of Leather and Steel. There will be Mead, Roast meat, wenches, Ale and Red Bull. (You lot are all invited)

For the final send off, my throne will be put onto a longship, the deck slick with spirits. The longship will be pushed off the beach, past the high cliffs. All of my friends will be on top of the cliff, all with bows and arrows, the arrows points covered in spirit drenched rags. As one, they will ignite their arrows, draw back on the bows, and send my ship and I into firey oblivion.

Then, they will all go back into the mead hall, lift their tankards and Say, "Hail the victorious dead!"

I then hope to wake up on the back of a Valkyries steed on my way to Valhalla.


I know Frazzled will not be able to reply to this, as last time death came to knock on his door, he brandished his Spiked baseball bat and told Death to get off his dang lawn, but Dakka, if you could choose, how would you go?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 12:53:17


Post by: Horst


I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an orphanage.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 12:54:48


Post by: frgsinwntr


I wanted to be chased off a cliff by a horde of naked lesbian Roller derby chicks....

But seriously... wtf is up with this thread?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 12:56:38


Post by: Horst


why would you be chased by naked lesbian roller derby chicks? I'd let them catch me, and teach them that all their problems in life can be resovled.... by my penis.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 13:06:14


Post by: reds8n


Porn actress avalanche.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 13:10:02


Post by: Just Dave


reds8n wrote:Porn actress avalanche.


Nice...

I'd either like to jump off a huge bridge and land on the pope, sorry anyone that's relgious...

or my preferred method of death would be to be standing on a fast moving train heading towards a low bridge (like you get in the movies) then I'd drop kick the bridge with the momentum of the train carrying me forwards and killing me as I drop kick the bridge... I don't know why, I'd like it...


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 13:13:08


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


Nice suggestions so far. I really like the Porn actress avalanche.

And Horst, I like your style


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 13:18:40


Post by: Blake


Just Dave wrote:
reds8n wrote:Porn actress avalanche.


Nice...

I'd either like to jump off a huge bridge and land on the pope, sorry anyone that's relgious...

or my preferred method of death would be to be standing on a fast moving train heading towards a low bridge (like you get in the movies) then I'd drop kick the bridge with the momentum of the train carrying me forwards and killing me as I drop kick the bridge... I don't know why, I'd like it...



Why this bridge fetish?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 13:31:51


Post by: garret


Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an empty orphanage.

Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 13:35:59


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


garret wrote:
Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens and puppies.

Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.


Fixed that for YOU.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 13:39:45


Post by: garret


Jimi Nemesis wrote:
garret wrote:
Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens .

Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.


Fixed that for YOU.

fixed again.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 15:42:23


Post by: FITZZ


garret wrote:
Jimi Nemesis wrote:
garret wrote:
Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens ,where a Hanna montana concert has just started,with the cast of Twilight,High School Musical and Oprah sitting in the audience. .

Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.


Fixed that for YOU.

fixed again.

Fixed yet again.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 15:47:39


Post by: Lord-Loss


FITZZ wrote:
garret wrote:
Jimi Nemesis wrote:
garret wrote:
Horst wrote:I want to drive a flaming pickup truck off a cliff into an full orphanage that just recived a shipment of kittens ,where a Hanna montana concert has just started,with the cast of Twilight,High School Musical and Oprah sitting in the audience. .

Fixed that for ya.
Me I want to ride a nuke into some country that i dont know of yet.


Fixed that for YOU.

fixed again.

Fixed yet again.



You Sir, win the thread.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 15:49:30


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


Hang on there a moment.

Miley Cyrus is 18 now...

I say we keep her alive.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 15:51:52


Post by: Horst


nah, remember, dead chicks are game for anything. And I do mean, ANYTHING.....


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 15:56:11


Post by: FITZZ


MeanGreenStompa wrote:Hang on there a moment.

Miley Cyrus is 18 now...

I say we keep her alive.


Granted MGS,...but your in charge of making sure she never sings.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 16:10:44


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


I'm a strong believer in not talking with your mouth full.

She will come to appreciate my wisdom.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 16:12:44


Post by: Lord-Loss


MeanGreenStompa wrote:I'm a strong believer in not talking with your mouth full.

She will come to appreciate my wisdom.



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What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 16:42:25


Post by: Mick A


Death- being made love to by a beautiful woman when I'm over a hundred.
Funeral- buried in full plate armour with sword and shield to confuse archeologists in the future...
Mick


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 16:45:09


Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy


As top gear said-Screaming backwards through the pearly gates in a Buggati Veyron fireball shouting "I'm here, where are the women?".

Funeral-Having 12 chipmunks fighting with swords over my grave, with 11 being sacrificed to my spirit.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 17:00:03


Post by: Anshal


Jimi Nemesis wrote:I want to die in battle, surrounded by the corpses of my fallen foes. Orcs and Stormtroopers hopefully

I want there to be an epic feast in my honour, with me at the front of the hall, sitting on a throne of Leather and Steel. There will be Mead, Roast meat, wenches, Ale and Red Bull. (You lot are all invited)

For the final send off, my throne will be put onto a longship, the deck slick with spirits. The longship will be pushed off the beach, past the high cliffs. All of my friends will be on top of the cliff, all with bows and arrows, the arrows points covered in spirit drenched rags. As one, they will ignite their arrows, draw back on the bows, and send my ship and I into firey oblivion.

Then, they will all go back into the mead hall, lift their tankards and Say, "Hail the victorious dead!"

I then hope to wake up on the back of a Valkyries steed on my way to Valhalla.


I know Frazzled will not be able to reply to this, as last time death came to knock on his door, he brandished his Spiked baseball bat and told Death to get off his dang lawn, but Dakka, if you could choose, how would you go?


DOH! you just took mine, anyways movinf on. I want to go out in a pitch battle against legions of raging barbarians! Or perhaps in a epic duel with my mortal enemy as the world burns


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 20:06:29


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


Giving my final stand up performance, making it the best one of my life, before diving off the stage to get into a fight to the death with a heckler.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 20:09:12


Post by: Fateweaver


Asphyxiation due to Halle Barry sitting on my face.

I want to be buried vertically head first with my feet sticking out of the dirt. Just to freak people out.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 20:11:53


Post by: Frazzled


Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:As top gear said-Screaming backwards through the pearly gates in a Buggati Veyron fireball shouting "I'm here, where are the women?".

Funeral-Having 12 chipmunks fighting with swords over my grave, with 11 being sacrificed to my spirit.


Oh yea thats choice.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 20:14:38


Post by: jp400


Pfft...

Death will only come for me when he needs somebody to take his place as the harvester of souls.

Until that day when I am called, I shall await for him at the most sacred of grounds....



What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 20:31:37


Post by: Lint


After I die, I want to be cremated. Then I want my ashes turned into a semi-precious gem. Then the gem can be mounted on something cool, like a knife, or a ring, or some chicks nipple.

And I want a real nasty wake instead of some boring church funeral. I want every woman I've ever slept with to fight eachother for the right to cry her tears onto my cold dead face. I want all my boys to be standing around outside pouring cheap beer onto the grass as a "sip for the fallen."
Truth be told I hate going to other people's funerals, but when considering my own death I'm not all that frightened. Perhaps it comes with being in my mid 20's and still feeling invulnerable.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 20:54:25


Post by: Wrexasaur


frgsinwntr wrote:I wanted to be chased off a cliff by a horde of naked lesbian Roller derby chicks....

But seriously... wtf is up with this thread?


Point, and, match. I agree, and indeed, what is up with this thread.

Another option for mah funeral, would most definitely involve being launched out of a cannon, into a volcano. Fireworks too, in fact, if there were fireworks, you could just throw my body in the trash for all I care.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 21:01:30


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Funeral:
Cremated, then have my ashes spread from the cliffs into the ocean.

As for dying?
My favourite way would be later rather than sooner.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 21:17:24


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Peacefully in my bed, surrounded by my friends and family.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 21:21:30


Post by: Demogerg


Death? in a revolutionary civil war, I want to be leading the charge into a certain house painted white, or a certain building with 5 sides.

funeral? no thanks, just go be humans and get on with your lives.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 21:35:34


Post by: Khornholio


Fighting the Balrog and then smoting his ruin on the mountainside - while Led Zeppelin plays in the background.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 21:43:19


Post by: Black Blow Fly


I want to take out all my enemies.

G


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 21:56:09


Post by: chromedog


Peacefully in my sleep.

Not screaming in abject terror like my passengers.


What is it with teenagers and their death threads?

How you die is less important than how you LIVE. When you die, you can't exactly go "oh, now that sucked!" now can you? (Well, unless you believe in the great sky faerie and his zombie offspring).


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 22:45:43


Post by: Albatross


@Chromedog - you stole my death! I was just about to post that!

Well, now I've quit smoking I'm not sure how I'll die - not arsed really, as long as I go before my missus!

As for funeral arrangements.... Irish funerals are the best - drinking and singing. No Jayzus, though - I'm atheist.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 23:19:25


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


chromedog wrote:

What is it with teenagers and their death threads?


They are further from it than us ancients, they have the luxury of not being confronted with it so, as with so many things, they actively obsess and fixate on it.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/27 23:46:48


Post by: fire4effekt


From starting Black tar herion when im 82


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 00:35:39


Post by: warpcrafter


I want to be set on fire and thrown off of the empire state building on new year's eve, while still conscious so that I'm screaming the whole way down. That way, the entire area would become a massive memorial to me and anybody who is trampled in the panicked stampede that ensues. And did I mention the tactical nuke up the poop chute? I believe I could endure it in service of a truly epic death.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 00:41:26


Post by: Shadowbrand


I want to die in a bloody raid with lots of rape and looting.
I want my frenzied hedonist followers to fight back in the the heart of hell to get my broken body. Then a great feast will be held in my honor!! With booze and all sorts of awesome food like pizza and hot wings! Then after the feast and resulting orgy. I will be put onto a boat with my favorite servant/lover ritually sacrificed to help me in the after life! Then put onto a boat with all my nice stuff and have it set on fire as I sail off into the Atlantic!


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:15:48


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


Mick A wrote:Death- being made love to by a beautiful woman when I'm over a hundred.
Funeral- buried in full plate armour with sword and shield to confuse archeologists in the future...
Mick


Nicely done. That would be pretty cool...

Khornholio wrote:Fighting the Balrog and then smoting his ruin on the mountainside - while Led Zeppelin plays in the background.


Green Blow Fly wrote:I want to take out all my enemies.

G


These are also good.

chromedog wrote:Peacefully in my sleep.

Not screaming in abject terror like my passengers.


What is it with teenagers and their death threads?

How you die is less important than how you LIVE. When you die, you can't exactly go "oh, now that sucked!" now can you? (Well, unless you believe in the great sky faerie and his zombie offspring).


Not the sky Faerie and his Zombie kid, But the rednut with the fuckin' great hammer and his One eyed Pop.

warpcrafter wrote:I want to be set on fire and thrown off of the empire state building on new year's eve, while still conscious so that I'm screaming the whole way down. That way, the entire area would become a massive memorial to me and anybody who is trampled in the panicked stampede that ensues. And did I mention the tactical nuke up the poop chute? I believe I could endure it in service of a truly epic death.


Nuke in the poop chute!? Whatever floats your boat I guess...

Shadowbrand wrote:I want to die in a bloody raid with lots of rape and looting.
I want my frenzied hedonist followers to fight back in the the heart of hell to get my broken body. Then a great feast will be held in my honor!! With booze and all sorts of awesome food like pizza and hot wings! Then after the feast and resulting orgy. I will be put onto a boat with my favorite servant/lover ritually sacrificed to help me in the after life! Then put onto a boat with all my nice stuff and have it set on fire as I sail off into the Atlantic!


Pretty much the same as me then. I knew there was a reason I like you...


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:18:50


Post by: warpcrafter


I suppose I could hold the nuke between my teeth, but then it would interfere with the screaming.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:20:42


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


Or you could, you know, hold it.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:23:50


Post by: Orkeosaurus


I want to die eating some sort of giant sandwich.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:26:23


Post by: Shadowbrand


I always wanted to try to Skull a rhino if I live to be 99.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:27:52


Post by: Kanluwen


I want my body to be rigged up with animatronics, and have an operator in the crowd to suddenly have my body spring up and start "attacking" a preselected victim.

Hilarity would ensue.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:36:21


Post by: Miguelsan


I want to be cremated and the entombed in a small crypt in the mountains surrounded by all my miniatures (no manuals or other clues) so in 5000 years time archeologists will go nuts trying to solve the riddle of my death.

M.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 02:56:16


Post by: Tyras


Major T. J. "King" Kong style.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 03:00:06


Post by: warpcrafter


Jimi Nemesis wrote:Or you could, you know, hold it.


I suppose I could hold one in each hand. Double the bang.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 03:04:17


Post by: Orkeosaurus


Or triple, as you said earlier.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 12:44:43


Post by: Alcoholic Emos


Death in battle after i've done some slaughterin' and there might be alcohol involved...
All i wish for my funeral is that i be buried in Red Bull


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 12:51:42


Post by: smiling Assassin


Backed into a corner, Black Hawk Down style, with some sort of ridiculous ACOG'd sniper rifle (also BHD style), holding off the relentless hordes, and then finally pulling the pins on 4 grenades.

Nice.




sA


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 12:53:22


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


Orkeosaurus wrote:Or triple, as you said earlier.


Atomic Sodomy?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 14:27:28


Post by: Norwulf


I don't really care how I die, when its time to go, you go. But my funeral is gonna be bitchin! I'm talking party of the century, "hallowed be thy name" by Iron maiden and "Pet Semetary" by the Ramones must be played, then everyone will hit the manditory mega blunt; it will be 3 feet long and consist of a pound of reefer. Then women will bawl their eyes out as my corpse is loaded into a cannon and fired towards Canada. Why Canada you ask? It's not because I hate canada or anything, but It will be utterly confusing to them, and my spirit will get a kick out of it. As for this faerie and zombie you speak of, i have no idea what you are referring to, but I think Norman Greenbaum summed up where I'm headed best.




What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 14:38:06


Post by: Lord-Loss


I'd like to be cremated on a ton of weed, in an air tight room.



What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 17:12:21


Post by: Vermillion


Suffocated in my wifes cleavage. Yes, it's just that amazing.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 17:42:53


Post by: Frazzled


When you get older you quit thinking how'd you'd die and start thinking you just wanna make it to your daughter's wedding. Later you'll start thinking "I woke up this morning. Today's going to be a good day."



What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 19:00:03


Post by: Fateweaver


Frazz, back in your youth you were worried about waking up to a TRex in your face.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 19:04:57


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Shagged to death by Girls Aloud, then by body donated to Science that I might be cloned, and continue to die by bonking hot Girl Bands for many millenia to come.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 21:26:47


Post by: smiling Assassin


Fateweaver wrote:Frazz, back in your youth you were worried about waking up to a TRex in your face.


His idea of a night out with the lads was a trip down the single-celled organism Zoo, to ogle those newfangled Mitochondrion.

sA


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 21:28:16


Post by: Fateweaver


Knowing Frazz he'll take credit for inventing fire.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 21:49:22


Post by: Frazzled


Sonny I knew fire, and you sir, are no fire.

Those hooligan mitochandira, all getting fancy for the ladies. Back in my day we had amebas, and were darn tootin glad we had 'em.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 23:42:15


Post by: airman



Above: my death.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/28 23:51:19


Post by: warpcrafter


Vermillion wrote:Suffocated in my wifes cleavage. Yes, it's just that amazing.


If I had that situation, I would make damned sure I never died!


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 00:14:52


Post by: Vermillion


warpcrafter wrote:
Vermillion wrote:Suffocated in my wifes cleavage. Yes, it's just that amazing.


If I had that situation, I would make damned sure I never died!


I'm still here . But I told her that was my wish should I ever be in a position where a mercy killing is needed or she knew I'd prefer not to keep breathing but was unable to communicate it. And yes I specified that way, at least I'll go happy!


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 00:17:33


Post by: Marshal2Crusaders


smiling Assassin wrote:Backed into a corner, Black Hawk Down style, with some sort of ridiculous ACOG'd sniper rifle (also BHD style), holding off the relentless hordes, and then finally pulling the pins on 4 grenades.

Nice.




sA



This is how I have always wanted to go out. Right here. Being a total fething badass, in a no win situation. You know why? Because: feth you life, I do what I want.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 00:40:26


Post by: Asherian Command


i always wanted to go out saving the world from a nuke. like in call of duty 4 modern warfare. That is how i wanted to go out. go down fighting as a hero while saving 500,000,000 people at the same time.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 01:23:37


Post by: Marshal2Crusaders


Asherian Command wrote:i always wanted to go out saving the world from a nuke. like in call of duty 4 modern warfare. That is how i wanted to go out. go down fighting as a hero while saving 500,000,000 people at the same time.


Why stop at 500,000,000?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 01:27:06


Post by: lord of the ghosts


death by zombies/facehuggers/japan
while listening good techno
so good I would come back and slay all
other than japan


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 01:27:23


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Asherian Command wrote:i always wanted to go out saving the world from a nuke. like in call of duty 4 modern warfare. That is how i wanted to go out. go down fighting as a hero while saving 500,000,000 people at the same time.

You know there are like 9 billion people in the world, right?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 01:34:19


Post by: chromedog


Heh. You can't save them all.



What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 01:35:42


Post by: Lord-Loss


chromedog wrote:Heh. You can't save them all.



Thats what you think?

*Puts cape on and jumps out window, you hear a crashing sound a car alarm going off*


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:01:58


Post by: Rico


Out of all ammo except a pistol. Surrounded by the members of my squad in a situation with absolutely no hope of survival. Picture of my girlfriend in one hand, wrapped around my pistol. A kbar in the other, a handful of grenades nearby.

Fethin' amazing way to go. Damn.

Rico...


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:14:18


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Am I the only one here who wants to die peacefully?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:16:35


Post by: garret


Yes cause your a sucker.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:17:22


Post by: Lord-Loss


Cheese Elemental wrote:Am I the only one here who wants to die peacefully?


Its cause your already dead.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:18:39


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Lord-Loss wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:Am I the only one here who wants to die peacefully?


Its cause your already dead.

'NO CHEESE, YOU ARE THE CORPSES'

And then Cheese was a zombie.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:25:42


Post by: Lord-Loss


I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:29:15


Post by: Shadowbrand


More and more I want to go down in glorious battle. Against bogans or those god damned scene kids.
Then have my previous post happen Sodomy and bloodshed in my name.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:29:53


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:34:28


Post by: Lord-Loss


Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.



Er..This is kind of awkward, but I think I just ate your brother.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:40:47


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Lord-Loss wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.



Er..This is kind of awkward, but I think I just ate your brother.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to hunt you down and murder you with a cheese-grater.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:45:37


Post by: Fateweaver


I wouldn't want to save everyone on this planet.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 02:50:36


Post by: Lord-Loss


Fateweaver wrote:I wouldn't want to save everyone on this planet.


Why exactly would the rest of the world wanna save you?

There are plenty more arrogant yanks out there.


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Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:
Cheese Elemental wrote:
Lord-Loss wrote:I was watching a programe earlier about artifical cheese and normal cheese.

Which type are you?

Cheddar.



Er..This is kind of awkward, but I think I just ate your brother.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to hunt you down and murder you with a cheese-grater.



Oh well, its better then being hunted down by ShadowBrand *shudders*


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 03:08:56


Post by: Shadowbrand


My reputation proceeds me.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 03:20:35


Post by: Alpharius


I really don't like the OT Forum.

It makes me do this:



Instead of this:



Still, maybe some day!


Oh yes - NO personal attacks allowed.

Even in THIS place.

OK?



What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 03:24:02


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


Shadowbrand; The living incarnation of everything Black Metal.

Spikes, blood, sodomy, bloody sodomy, bloody spikes, spiky sodomy and bloody spikes


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 03:26:18


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Jimi Nemesis wrote:Shadowbrand; The living incarnation of everything Black Metal.

Spikes, blood, sodomy, bloody sodomy, bloody spikes, spiky sodomy and bloody spikes

That sounds painful...


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 03:28:15


Post by: Fateweaver


Why exactly would the rest of the world wanna save you?

There are plenty more arrogant yanks out there.


Perhaps not all of us in America want to save pedophiles or serial rapists or even our own Overlord.

I may be arrogant but at least I'm not drinking the Leftist kool-aid.




What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 03:35:31


Post by: Shadowbrand


@Jimi sigged.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 03:37:59


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


Yay! feel special...


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 07:57:26


Post by: Fizzywig


Wrestling a mountain lion while falling over the edge of the grand canyon.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/10/29 10:34:42


Post by: Lord-Loss


Fateweaver wrote:
Why exactly would the rest of the world wanna save you?

There are plenty more arrogant yanks out there.


Perhaps not all of us in America want to save pedophiles or serial rapists or even our own Overlord.

I may be arrogant but at least I'm not drinking the Leftist kool-aid.





Whats kool-aid?


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 00:50:56


Post by: Asherian Command


lol? Fail much. But I see that you guys have never played modern warfare well let me tell you this. THAT GAME RULEZ PWNED HALO MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm done. Thats how i would like to go down a hero not a guy in bed dieing of cancer or some other disease. Everyone would like to go out a hero with some exceptions.....


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 01:46:30


Post by: Cheese Elemental


I'm pretty sure dying in battle doesn't automatically make you a hero. Take a bullet for a friend? You're a hero. Let yourself die to set someone else free? You're a hero.

Which is why I don't automatically look up to the military.

*raises flameshield*


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 02:07:26


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


But dying in battle gets you to Valhalla, for an eternity of fighting, feasting, drinking and feeling up hot Valkyries.

I am good with this.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 02:43:29


Post by: Cheese Elemental


Jimi Nemesis wrote:But dying in battle gets you to Valhalla, for an eternity of fighting, feasting, drinking and feeling up hot Valkyries.

I am good with this.

I think you have to be a Viking, dude.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 04:16:42


Post by: jp400


Cheese Elemental wrote:
Jimi Nemesis wrote:But dying in battle gets you to Valhalla, for an eternity of fighting, feasting, drinking and feeling up hot Valkyries.

I am good with this.

I think you have to be a Viking, dude.


Welcome to the internet Cheese. Where you can be anything you want...






What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 10:08:20


Post by: Emperors Faithful


jp400 FTW.


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 12:55:33


Post by: Jimi Nemesis


Cheese Elemental wrote:
Jimi Nemesis wrote:But dying in battle gets you to Valhalla, for an eternity of fighting, feasting, drinking and feeling up hot Valkyries.

I am good with this.

I think you have to be a Viking, dude.


That is never specified. Just that you have to die in battle. And as I am going to be a seaborne warrior... (I'm gonna do navy in a couple of years)

Also by name I am scottish, and the scots were descended mainly from Vikings.

Hurray!


What would your ultimate meathod of death/Funeral be? @ 2009/11/03 17:50:04


Post by: jp400


Emperors Faithful wrote:jp400 FTW.