Well who?
Me i would love to see frazzled as the president.

garret wrote:Well who?
Me i would love to see frazzled as the president.

Only if he oversaw the secession of Texas.

Frazzled for PM!

KillKrazy , because he is smart and very sharp.

Second for KK.

garret wrote:Well who?
Me i would love to see frazzled as the president.

???

second pic is more accurate, or so I've heard

Uh, WG for sure. You know he's got the cajones to do the job. It's in his freaking name for crying out loud!

I always thought that a bit vulgar. Guessed it must mean something else to doctors down under.

Frazz for President.

More guns and beer and bbq in this country would be a good thing.

Oh, and tex-mex.

Iorek for high office, dice for all!


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KK, but only if we could do away with countries and live entirely in warring city states.

Frazzled because he'd start World War Three and unl;eash America's terrifying zombie armies to plunge the world into a
NEW DARK AGE!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Hell with Zombies. Unleash the Jonas Brothers. I think they are way more frightening.

Killkrazy because I would hope that he would live up to his user name.

RedS8n.

He has extremely good taste in music.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:RedS8n.

He has extremely good taste in music.

good point, can I split vote? If not, I'll use my face ID for the other vote.

Reds8n for Taoiseach!

youngblood wrote:KK, but only if we could do away with countries and live entirely in warring city states.

I like this idea tremendously. Why don't we have dakka-recognized clans yet? Better yet, "Dakka Chapters!" Each one could be run by a "Primarch Mod" to whom those honored to join would owe filial respect. So if we acted the ass, he could talk to us about "dishonoring the clan" and we'd of needs commit self-ban seppuku or wander the board as a rootless Ronin, posting just to keep our skills sharp or, alternatively, for the highest bidder. Until one day, when a little thread threatened on all sides by trolls, gets up the nerve to hire a ragtag group of us to fight back on their behalf . . . okay, you see where I'm going here. So again, I'd have KK as my mod-primarch or mod-arch or whatevs.

Frazzled '12

A vote for s8n is a vote for change!

...and I approve this message.

@Alpharius: But you are already dakka's minister of education.

Do you promise to put a 3 headed serpent beast in every pot?

MeanGreenStompa wrote:RedS8n.

He has extremely good taste in music.

He also has a vast supply of Star Wars Cookies... which he will be distributing throughout this election process.



I got a Yoda cookie early, vote s8n, and you will get your cookie as well.

dogma wrote:Do you promise to put a 3 headed serpent beast in every pot?

No, he only promises Pot in every 3 headed serpent beast...

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Frazzled because he'd start World War Three and unl;eash America's terrifying zombie armies to plunge the world into a
NEW DARK AGE!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

We went to the range and then the store this afternoon. I remarked as we loaded up several bottles of wine and cake that, in that one vehicle we were fully prepared for Zombiepocalypse or a really good party. Guns, wine, and cake!

I vote Lorek myself. He would make an excellent drunken President. Lego would be chief of staff, the power behind the throne. I'd be the guy they keep hidden in Area 51, in case they need to "send a message."

No matter who wins president . . . someone's gonna have to tell Emperor Yakface . . .

one

two

three

not it!

I nominate Killkrazy as the overlord. More pictures of young, sexy, scantily clad Asian women trumps any other candidate's selling points

Frazzled wrote:
I vote Lorek myself.

I had forgotten the armored bear. He wins my support for his mastery of the goggles, which of course do nothing.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:RedS8n.

He has extremely good taste in music.

Sold.

Alright then, we've heard about his so called (and alleged) good taste in music.

So, let's hear it then...

What does he like???

The thought of Frazzled being anything more powerful than a forum moderator fills me with fear.

Well then Vlad, I'll cast my vote 200 times under different personas.

He shall be the rock on which we stand.
He shall be the leader of our faith, our cuase.
He shall know no fear.
He shallt be called Frazzled.

He shall speaketh unto us, and he shall say...

Emperors Faithful wrote:He shall know now fear.

That he shall, should he attempt to gain ascendancy over Warlord Killkrazy.

Manchu wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:He shall know now fear.

That he shall, should he attempt to gain ascendancy over Warlord Killkrazy.

And doth did the mighty beings grow in thier anger and smote mighty blows upon the other.
The heavens were split asunder and the people trembled.
Killkrazy had tread upon the lawn of Frazzled, and now the heavens would know only WAR!!!

Below is a mortals interperatation of the epic duel between the two.
Make of it what you will...

Pankration?

Setting the record straight on this one . . .

JEB_Stuart wrote:Uh, WG for sure. You know he's got the cajones to do the job. It's in his freaking name for crying out loud!

Manchu wrote:I always thought that a bit vulgar. Guessed it must mean something else to doctors down under.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:On TV here in Oz we have a show called the footy show, which covers football.

They run mindless segments including buying a greyhound and racing it. They called it Nads, so when people cheered it on they yelled 'Go Nads!'.

I named my Ork Warboss Nads, then just to Gonads.

So when I looked for login name I wanted to use my ork warboss name, but needed to link it to 40k.

So Waaagh Gonads (The underscore was added later due to a new version of dakka needing them) was born...

I'll take Frazzled as a president.

garret wrote:Well who?
Me i would love to see frazzled as the president.

Not a single one of them. They're moderators on a relatively back-water message board for a game involving toy soldiers.

They're not rockstars, they're not celebrities. They're moderators.

And frankly moderators should not been seen or heard and should not even be noticed, ever. (reference: Fark)

Howlingmoon wrote:Not a single one of them. They're moderators on a relatively back-water message board for a game involving toy soldiers.

They're not rockstars, they're not celebrities. They're moderators.

And frankly moderators should not been seen or heard and should not even be noticed, ever. (reference: Fark)

How fortunate for you, then, to have this opportunity to expand your views by seeing something done differently.

Welcome to Dakka! We like our Mods and think of them as community leaders. Hence this happy, harmless community-building thread. I hope you enjoy it here!

I say all of em'! They should form a coalition government to benefit from their abilities.

Yakface could be the charming face of the government (then again maybe thats because I view him as Sean Connery...).
KillKrazy and Alpharius have always seem very reasonable, smart and practical so you need them to run the place.
Malfred is the king of getting things done, so he can be an almost overseer.
Legoburner can obviously make sure everything works well and runs smoothly.
Lorek (with Frazzled's 'advice' (advice?!)) can be in charge of the armed forces along with mr Gonads who can help KillKrazy and Alpharius.
Reds8n can be boss of news and the like (the News/Rumors thread would be crud without him)
Frazzled, can be incharge of extra terrestrial activities and foreign affairs (well someone needs to stay on Mordor's good side.)

There you go, all you need now is the other mods I barely know about (sorry) and Creed.

Remember folks! A vote for KilKrazy is a vote....


...that Frazzled doesn't get.

Vote KK.

I agree with howlingmoon, though i have to say, i dont think rockstars or celebrities should be in politics either!

Hey, Gov. Jesse Ventura rocked as a political figure. I'd vote for him for Pres.

Albatross wrote:Remember folks! A vote for KilKrazy is a vote....


...that Frazzled doesn't get.

Vote KK.

LOL

VOTE FOR FRAZZLED!

When Frazzled wins the election, he will send everyone a special care package shipped directly to your doorstep. Here is a preview pic taken from the Campaign HQ earlier this week of the care packages being assembled:

Of course, people who don't vote for frazzled still recieve their part of care package. Just in a different way...

Vote for Frazzled, one of the original Beach Boys


Second from right. He's hiding his HK416 behind the board, that's why he's so happy.

sA

Fateweaver wrote:Hey, Gov. Jesse Ventura rocked as a political figure. I'd vote for him for Pres.

Me too. Obama's fly killing skills are pretty neat, but they can't really compare to being a wrestling superstar.

Killing aliens with a mini-gun is what does it for me.

No... not gunna happen, no way, no how...

Jesse Ventura is a pretty nice talking head, but his background as an actor, only makes him look a million times worse within some of his thoughts and actions... Go live in Mexico some more Ventura, go body slam some more trash cans or something...

Wrexasaur wrote:Jesse Ventura is a pretty nice talking head,

I believe you're mistaken, Wrex. Jesse Ventura is "The Body".

Sorry about that... let me just adjust this image a bit here... there we go.

Who shall save us?

MANNAHNIN SHALL!

I'd second the OP's choice of Fraz.

Also, add a poll!

I vote for legoburner we need someone who can sort out those darn semantics errors in laws

Howlingmoon wrote:

garret wrote:Well who?
Me i would love to see frazzled as the president.

Not a single one of them. They're moderators on a relatively back-water message board for a game involving toy soldiers.

They're not rockstars, they're not celebrities. They're moderators.

And frankly moderators should not been seen or heard and should not even be noticed, ever. (reference: Fark)

Howlingmoon, on the list of those against the wall when the Revolution comes. Feel safe though it will be a bit. Its a long list.

Manchu wrote:

Howlingmoon wrote:Not a single one of them. They're moderators on a relatively back-water message board for a game involving toy soldiers.

They're not rockstars, they're not celebrities. They're moderators.

And frankly moderators should not been seen or heard and should not even be noticed, ever. (reference: Fark)

How fortunate for you, then, to have this opportunity to expand your views by seeing something done differently.

Welcome to Dakka! We like our Mods and think of them as community leaders. Hence this happy, harmless community-building thread. I hope you enjoy it here!

No, they've pretty much confirmed my views and done it like every other backwater hobby forum.

And no, there won't be any walls and there won't be any revolution. Get over it.

Howlingmoon wrote:

Manchu wrote:

Howlingmoon wrote:Not a single one of them. They're moderators on a relatively back-water message board for a game involving toy soldiers.

They're not rockstars, they're not celebrities. They're moderators.

And frankly moderators should not been seen or heard and should not even be noticed, ever. (reference: Fark)

How fortunate for you, then, to have this opportunity to expand your views by seeing something done differently.

Welcome to Dakka! We like our Mods and think of them as community leaders. Hence this happy, harmless community-building thread. I hope you enjoy it here!

No, they've pretty much confirmed my views and done it like every other backwater hobby forum.

And no, there won't be any walls and there won't be any revolution. Get over it.

Enter Captain Buzzkill stage left.

Frazzled wrote:

Howlingmoon wrote:

Manchu wrote:

Howlingmoon wrote:Not a single one of them. They're moderators on a relatively back-water message board for a game involving toy soldiers.

They're not rockstars, they're not celebrities. They're moderators.

And frankly moderators should not been seen or heard and should not even be noticed, ever. (reference: Fark)

How fortunate for you, then, to have this opportunity to expand your views by seeing something done differently.

Welcome to Dakka! We like our Mods and think of them as community leaders. Hence this happy, harmless community-building thread. I hope you enjoy it here!

No, they've pretty much confirmed my views and done it like every other backwater hobby forum.

And no, there won't be any walls and there won't be any revolution. Get over it.

Enter Captain Buzzkill stage left.

I'm here to serve. or as I believe you've put it in the past. "Another satisfied customer".

Sure, that's one way to put it.

He's jealous because you have 3 heads Alphy. I know I am.

I may cry. Truly.

Mannahnin wrote:I may cry. Truly.

I was laughing hard during the entire time I was trying to get that post together...

Glad you liked it!

(I 'voted' for you because, as far as I know, you're the only person on Dakka these days that I've actually met in 'real life'!)

Howlingmoon wrote:

Manchu wrote:

Howlingmoon wrote:Not a single one of them. They're moderators on a relatively back-water message board for a game involving toy soldiers.

They're not rockstars, they're not celebrities. They're moderators.

And frankly moderators should not been seen or heard and should not even be noticed, ever. (reference: Fark)

How fortunate for you, then, to have this opportunity to expand your views by seeing something done differently.

Welcome to Dakka! We like our Mods and think of them as community leaders. Hence this happy, harmless community-building thread. I hope you enjoy it here!

No, they've pretty much confirmed my views and done it like every other backwater hobby forum.

And no, there won't be any walls and there won't be any revolution. Get over it.

And this pic is a perfect example of whats going on in this thread:

This thread is so funny!

Great thread. And I can say that with relative objectivity, as I appear to be one of the less-known Mods at this point.

YOU'RE A MOD?!?!?

I-I...trusted you...and all this time you were one of them! *point at Frazzled and Alpharius*

You betrayed me!

Aww Mannahnin, that's just cos you've got a light touch.
It's appreciated, believe me. I forget you're a mod because you leave off unless it's vital. Much like Alphie.

Kilkrazy would have the hottest most influential cabinet.

KK: He seems fairly level headed and logical, traits I'd like to see more of everywhere.

Alpharius: Look over there at those pretty pictures. That seems pretty important now a days.

Just Dave wrote:Malfred is the king of getting things done not having a life, so he can be an almost overseer.

Fixed your typo.

malfred wrote:

Just Dave wrote:Malfred is the king of getting things done not having a life, so he can be an almost overseer.

Fixed your typo.

That still works for me.

Dal'yth Dude wrote:KK: He seems fairly level headed and logical, traits I'd like to see more of everywhere.

Alpharius: Look over there at those pretty pictures. That seems pretty important now a days.

I don't get it.

Should I be angry?

Just in case, one of the three heads is now angry.

Alpharius wrote:

Dal'yth Dude wrote:KK: He seems fairly level headed and logical, traits I'd like to see more of everywhere.

Alpharius: Look over there at those pretty pictures. That seems pretty important now a days.

I don't get it.

Should I be angry?

Just in case, one of the three heads is now angry.

I like the pics you post. I was thinking most politicians try to distract people from important topics. Your photos tend to make me think of other things, sort of like the ubiquitous Homer 'shiny!' syndrome.

I like this thread. I want to take it home with me.

I'm so over religious flamewars - I'm all about light-hearted high-jinks and tomfoolery now.

Seriously. This, for me, is what the OT is 'for'.

RedS8n for prez, cause id want Frazz as the misnister of stompiness

I have decided that my s8n's cookies are too crunchy...



A vote for Alpharius, is a vote for progress.

"Have fun with the Mods" is a major component of OT. But flame jihad is, too. The latter takes the piss out of the former. We've gotta keep balanced.

LOL@ 'flame jihad'.

I just want to take this opportunity to once again suggest we have Dakkamunda (as the indefatigable MGS has dubbed it) where there is out and out gang membership on Dakka.

Wrexasaur wrote:I have decided that my s8n's cookies are too crunchy...



A vote for Alpharius, is a vote for progress.

Say, that's a rather nice pic... (Saved for future use!)

Gang membership?
Have you forgotten the Dakka Casual Gaming Mafia?

And house RAWdor?

HAUS GAGA

I vote Alpharius.

Underdog, 3 heads, and the only mod who's posted picturs in this thread

My Vice President


My foreign policy


My domestic policy


My Cabinet


My First Supreme Court nominee


My Presidential Agenda

I guess we know who'll win this 'election'...

We sure do!

Alpharius' pictures were the best (and his reasoning, but who cares about that?!), but now Frazz has posted scantily-clad ladies...

And beer.

To clinch the deal cupcakes

Even links to the topic!

Impress me Alpharius.

Frazzled wrote:My Vice President


My foreign policy


My domestic policy


My Cabinet


My First Supreme Court nominee


My Presidential Agenda

The Frazzled Republic of Texas, puts a new meaning to the term rogue state.

I have a National Anthem for you.

Alpharius wrote:I guess we know who'll win this erection...

KK, of course - he has the best pictures.

Moar pix of cute jpgirls, plox!

I must admit, Fraz's platform is very enticing. I guess I have to support his bid, especially since WG has seemed to bow out of the race...

Beer and Umpah Girls for All!

Together We can Rule the Galaxy! (in 2012)

I have difficulty believing your will deliver on these campaign promises. Rather than biergarten madchen and cupcakes, I imagine your rule would consist of trench-coated men sicking wiener dogs on those who speak out. I also envision a huge throne upon which sits a deceptively frail looking blonde child from whence s commands a secret police force of Mongol warriors.

It disappoints me greatly that Mod KK isn't posting pics of pretty girls.

@KK, if you don't play, you can't win!

Manchu wrote:I have difficulty believing your will deliver on these campaign promises. Rather than biergarten madchen and cupcakes, I imagine your rule would consist of trench-coated men sicking wiener dogs on those who speak out. I also envision a huge throne upon which sits a deceptively frail looking blonde child from whence s commands a secret police force of Mongol warriors.

You talk like there's a dichotomy here. We can have all these wonderosities!

Oh don't mind that knocking at the door in a few minutes. Thats just the Brownspaws coming to discuss philosophy with you...

I'm also in favour of Dakkamunda. We can have the Opinionated Atheists, the Opinionated Christians, The GW Haters, the GW Lovers...and so on.

Along with KK , i would also vote for Frazzled , he have patience + humor to help calm situations as well.

So 2 dakka president votes from me!

Brownpaws lol!



Vee are vatchink you, Dakka!


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Da Boss wrote:I'm also in favour of Dakkamunda. We can have the Opinionated Atheists, the Opinionated Christians, The GW Haters, the GW Lovers...and so on.

Wait, can there be a Opinionated Chritians United to Defend GW League? If so, where can I sign up?

@Luna: Maybe we should just form some sort of executive Council . . . or superhero team?

Quick! List the mods' superpowers.

I'll start: Alpharius can review three separate threads at the same time.

Well i like Alpharius , but the reason is abit off lol

LunaHound wrote:Well i like Alpharius , but the reason is abit off lol

huh?

Manchu wrote:

LunaHound wrote:Well i like Alpharius , but the reason is abit off lol

huh?

I like Alpharius for he was generous in swap shop trade :3