What Inquistorial Philosophy Would you believe in?



What are the Philosophies?
The Inquisition can be broadly divided into two differing schools of thought: Puritanism and Radicalism.

To the conservative Puritans, it is of the utmost importance that Inquisition doctrine be upheld, and are often found persecuting those Inquisitors who are deemed heretical.

The pragmatic Radical Inquisitors follow the Imperial doctrines in spirit, believing that the ends justify the means, and find little value in adhering to convention too closely. They often try to fight fire with fire, using Chaos or alien weaponry, employing Daemonhosts, or committing other acts that would be deemed heretical by their more conservative brethren.

Inquisitors of both sides are found in great number, and while often at odds with each other, are equally interested in the survival of the mankind and the defeat of its enemies. Puritans and Radicals are further divided into individual philosophies, leading to further friction:
Puritans

* Amalathianism - Amalathian. The conservative philosophy of Puritanism. It advocates unity between Imperial organisations and lack of tumultuous change. It was at the birth of this philosophy, on Gathalamor, at Mount Amalath, that Lord Commander Solar Macharius was spurred on to his grand conquest of nearly a thousand worlds.

* Monodominance - Monodominant. This philosophy holds that man can only survive in the Galaxy at the death of every other creature, be it alien, mutant, or even psyker (which would potentially harm the Imperium, seeing as all galactic communication and long-distance travel is psychic in nature). They are arguably the most extreme of the Puritans.

* Thorianism - Thorians. These members of the Inquisition believe that the Emperor will some day be reincarnated. This is the most 'radical' of the Puritan ideologies due to the possible upheaval that could result should the Thorians actually be able to summon the Emperor into a new form, as Believers and Unbelievers would turn upon each other. Named after Sebastian Thor, thought to be an avatar of the Emperor.

Radicals

* Istvaanism - To this ideology, conflict is desirable to further progress through strife. It holds that mankind has made its greatest achievements after periods of conflict, such as the Horus Heresy, or Age of Apostasy. It is the place of the Istvaanians to strengthen mankind through adversity, and so follow a 'survival of the fittest' doctrine. The philosophy is named after the Isstvan III virus-bombings that initiated the Horus Heresy.

* Recongregationism - According to this philosophy the Imperium, after millennia, has become decadent and corrupt. To remedy this, Recongregators consider that the Imperium should be rebuilt, lest it stagnate further and collapse under the pressure of countless threats from both without and within.

* Xanthism - The most obviously Radical grouping within the Inquisition, it advocates the use of warp-based weaponry, such as daemon possessed swords, daemonhosts, and generally turning the power of Chaos against itself. Named after Inquisitor-Master Zaranchek Xanthus, executed as a heretic in the 32nd millennium.

Minor and Splinter Philosophies

* Anomolian Beholders - A conservative faction who see it as their job to observe Humanity and await the arrival of the Emperor Incarnate.6

* Ardentities - The Ardentities believe that the Emperor Incarnate will manifest through a group of people, or more likely the entirety of Mankind.6

* Casophilians - Following the writings of Saint Casophili, the Casophilians dedicate their study to the transition of a human soul to the Warp. They seek to devise a way to bring forth the soul of a deceased man or woman in order to create the means by which the Emperor's soul can be invested into a suitable mortal form.6

* Horusians - A resurrectionist faction like the Thorians, but of a much more radical bent. They believe that the powers of Chaos that manifested themselves in Horus might be harnessed for the creation of a Divine Avatar.6

* Oblationist - Oblationists believe that the warp, the xenos and the unclean are utterly damning and those who utilize them must face the ultimate sanction. Yet they also believe their use is necessary to overcome mankind's enemies. Therefore the righteous must sacrifice themselves and embrace damnation in order for humanity to survive.8

* Polypsykana - An offshoot of the Xanthites, they believe that humanity is destined to evolve into a fully psychic race, and seek to hasten and support the occurrence of psykers throughout the Imperium.8

* Revivificators - The Revivicators study the transition of the soul to the Warp at the point of death. In particular, they study the means by which this can be slowed, halted and, ultimately, returned. They also study the Golden Throne hoping to alter its working so that the Emperor's body might be restored. To this end, they study the processes by which a corpse may be maintained in a state ready for such a reinfusion of the soul.6

* Seculos Attendous - A faction that sees the Ecclesiarchy as hampering and holding back mankind, and look to reduce its power and influence where possible.8

* Xeno Hybris - Xeno Hybris followers believe that there is much to be learned from alien technology, and only through co-operation with Xenos species will humanity ever prevail.
(thanks to Lexicanum)

Personally I would go with the radical Istvaanism!

Xeno Hybris - Working with aliens is fun.

well no one doctrine is correct- ogryns are popular abhuman auxilia yet they could be classed as mutants. And stop copy and pasting lexicanum!

Grimm wrote:Xeno Hybris - Working with aliens is fun.

Yes it does sound like the most interesting one..

As inquisitors have their consciences removed Istavanism would also appeal..

So I combine both to become a complete outcast.. using Alien tech to start wars in the imperium.

Recongregationistic Ardentity with a Seculos Attendous bent.

Strongly Amalathian, with some Recongregational tendencies on a small scale. Perhaps by working together, some change would be effected, and the Imperium would grow stronger.

Xeno Hybris

I would follow Nurglitus Hybris.

Only through joining what is destinied to destroy may we not be destroyed.

I am a filthy heretic.

Yes you are
LOL

Ultra-radical Thorian Recongregationist Illuminatus.

Put me down for Oblationist, I think. Though I'd rather be an Amalathian, I think in the end I tend too much toward an "ends justify the means" sort of viewpoint when everything is hanging in the balance. Given that tendency, and our understanding of the warp, I think I'd fall into Oblationism.

Puritan Monodominant, Ordo Hereticus. And I'm keeping a list of you heretics.

Xeno Hybris for me to in conjunction with all those ones that want to resurrect the emperor in some form.

Monodominant, Ardentitie. But I remeber there being more entries in the Inquisitor RPG book. I'll have to look that up.

I think I would be a Recongregationism combined with Polypsykana and Xeno Hybris. In fact this is gives me some new background ideas for the Inquisitor I am making.

Amalathian

Change should be slow.

Change is heresy! Sounds like Tzeetch worship to these Emperor-fearing ears! (re-iterating Monodominant Puritanism)

Amalathanian. It is our duty to preserve, protect and uphold the Imperium until the Emperor returns. Strength Through Unity.

(However, unlike Thorians, I believe the Emperor would return when he sees fit.)

Recongregator with a Seculos Attendous streak for me.

Amalathian, with Monodominant bent

Cleanse, burn, kill.

While I get the Almalathian logic, isn't it a bit TOTALLY unrealistic for the circumstances of the Grimdark? "Let's all hold hands and work together hurr durr." If only it were so simple. I think Abnett invented it so we'd all picture Eisenhorn as a reasonable, relatable fellow rather than a batgak insane fanatic like all other Inquisitors besides him and Ravenor. Didn't you guys get the feeling from reading those books that "Eisenhorn's no real inquisitor! he's just some fairly nice, high-ranking cop."

Almalthanians are probably the reverse side of most other Inquisitorial Philosiphies, but remember, it's not Brighthammer, there is grimdarkness. Almalthanians don't believe in radical change, so in a society where the rulers are oppressing the people, you'll find the Almalthanian on the side of the Heirarchy, where some more rouge inquisitors may be all for a more equal society.

It's hard to believe any Inquisitor would advocate any kind of social equality.

What I mean is how can an Inquisitor, of all people, suggest that there is some way that the sprawling Imperial bureaucracy and military organs can actually work harmoniously, especially when they are all infested at all levels with the archenemy's scheming? In the he grim darkness of the future, Almalthanians are as close to sparkling unicorns with rainbows shooting out of their butts as you'll get. I think Tau are even less idealistic.

A combination of the below philosophies:

Recongregationism
Seculos Attendous
Xanthism
Polypsykana
Xeno Hybris

And combine all of that with some Istavaanist methodology (starting conflicts from within, but instead of doing it to promote growth, to purge the corrupt rulers).

Basically, about as radical as it gets. There's a reason why my Inquisitor never represents himself in public.

Manchu wrote:Didn't you guys get the feeling from reading those books that "Eisenhorn's no real inquisitor! he's just some fairly nice, high-ranking cop."

Was this before or after Cherubael?

Candroth wrote:

Manchu wrote:Didn't you guys get the feeling from reading those books that "Eisenhorn's no real inquisitor! he's just some fairly nice, high-ranking cop."

Was this before or after Cherubael?

It doesn't matter. That whole episode of being arrested end outcast just made him more "one of us," relatable to the sympathetic reader, than "one of them," the Inquisitors. Now Karamazov, there's an Inquisitor. Blessed is the mind too small for doubt!

Manchu wrote:Puritan Monodominant, Ordo Hereticus. And I'm keeping a list of you heretics.

Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?

You can wave your giant Hereticus dick around all you want, but you got no balls until you come to the Eye of Terror and battle every single Heretic until they no longer exsist.

"I'm keeping a list of all you Heretics."


OOOOOOOOOOO, I'm scared now...

@ZacktheChaosChild
<--------Look over there, genius.

ZacktheChaosChild wrote:Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?

You can wave your giant Hereticus dick around all you want, but you got no balls until you come to the Eye of Terror and battle every single Heretic until they no longer exsist.

"I'm keeping a list of all you Heretics."


OOOOOOOOOOO, I'm scared now...

HAHAHA!!!

My bad... you Dreadnought....


*Runs away*

No, I think the whole 'Hey look, I have a puppy' thing he's got going on these days pretty well cemented in my mind that Eisenhorn isn't the friendly neighborhood Inquisitor. That's not to say I don't think he's awesome. I take great delight in watching someone's slow decline over time.

That said, back on topic I'd start out Amalathian, get a little Recongregationalist now and again (maybe), and eventually end up probably being labeled a radical much like Eisenhorn.

Even his "puppy" generates sympathy, as your post proves:

. . . and eventually end up probably being labeled a radical much like Eisenhorn.

After all, it must be the Imperium that's nuts. The system drove him to it, right? Bad old Imperium!

And suddenly you work for Chaos. Yes, just as planned . . .

Xeno-Hybris. After all, it's better to let THEM soak of the casualties from the real threats... Besides, it may be possible to bend them to our will...

You people disgust me. The alien is utterly incompatible with Humanity. They have no place. Our manifest destiny is to free ourselves from the hand of the alien, both from this universe and the next.

The Inquisition holds no sway here in the domain of the Mechanicus. Begone or you will be removed by force!

Bring it on!

The needs of the many are greater than the needs of the few. I'd probably be burned as a heretic for saying such blasphemy.

Manchu wrote:Even his "puppy" generates sympathy, as your post proves:

. . . and eventually end up probably being labeled a radical much like Eisenhorn.

After all, it must be the Imperium that's nuts. The system drove him to it, right? Bad old Imperium!

And suddenly you work for Chaos. Yes, just as planned . . .

I never said that the Imperium is nuts. It could stand to be improved, yes. Things would need to, and should, change for that improvement to happen, yes. But it's not nuts. There are just way that things could, over time, change in humanity's favor that would ultimately benefit everyone.

Except for the xenos. They're disgusting creatures best left far from Imperial worlds, unable to cause the Imperium harm. As for those fallen to Chaos, it is regrettable that their deaths must occur but a hesitation in the face of obvious taint would be weakness, doubt, and heresy.

You sounded like a good monodominant right up until the word "regrettable." Then all I could think was "heretic."

Manchu wrote:You sounded like a good monodominant right up until the word "regrettable." Then all I could think was "heretic."

Those fallen to Chaos should be mourned, those souls that once likely served the God-Emperor in honest truth fallen to such depravity that they must be put down like animals. That's not to say hesitation should win the day, or that the deaths of exceptionally corrupted souls would not be nearly welcomed; the mourning is for the loss of a once-faithful soul. Enjoying the murder of a creature of Chaos is to open one's self to the whispers of the Ruinous Powers and eventually fall victim to that which you most loathe.

Candroth wrote:Enjoying the murder of a creature of Chaos is to open one's self to the whispers of the Ruinous Powers and eventually fall victim to that which you most loathe.

You must be new here. SM love killing traitors and xenos. It's basically the only joy they have. Don't tell me you'd rob them of that??? The 41st millennium is darker than even I imagined!

Manchu wrote:You must be new here. SM love killing traitors and xenos. It's basically the only joy they have. Don't tell me you'd rob them of that??? The 41st millennium is darker than even I imagined!

.... Meh. You have a point. I'll give you that one, grudgingly. Allow me to amend it to say that one must be careful when deriving enjoyment from the destruction of a heretic or xenos?

Also, paraphrased that earlier quote of yours for my .sig cuz I thought it was too awesome not to. Hope you don't mind. (:

Right. If one's jollies derive from the slaughter of one's enemies and . . . well, anyone else, then you end up in the old Slaaneshi boat . . . aaaaaah, wait a minute. That would be me! Prepare yourself!

Slaanesh? When did this turn from 'What Inquisitor would you be' to 'What Chaos God would you follow?'

Clearly, there's some heresy going on. I see what's going on here ... this whole Monodominant blather is just a cover.

I merely observe that a more stridently monodominant view of humanity's plight amid the cold and uncaring stars of this drab materium would lead to less . . . curiousity regarding the tender, humid warmth and color that billows and heaves just beyond this veil of tears, yearning to swallow the soul of man . . . for surely the soul is not too much to pay for such bliss? As I said, just an observation. I suppose the Radicals have some good points, too.

Thorian all the way baby :p For The Emperor!

Radical, they have all the fun.

I come home in the morning light
Karamazov says when you gonna live your life right
Witch hunter dear we're not the fortunate ones
And radicals they want to have fun
Oh radicals just want to have fun

Radical.

Moderate Polypsykana. Humanity is evolving towards an entirely pyschic race, and it is up to the ][nquisition to collect psykers, train them, and use them against Aliens, Daemons, and Heretics.

After all, the God-Emperor of mankind is the greatest psyker ever to have lived, and we seek merely to emmulate him.

It is not an emulation, but part of a realization; The Emperor and Humanity are becoming one. Psykery in this regard is no different from knowledge, or courage, or purity. The Emperor is being made manifest in you... can you live up to His ideals?

Very humbling, Orkeo.

"Get . . . out of . . . my . . .MIND!"

Istvaanite all the way - adversity builds character.

Less 'what I would be' and more 'what the Inquisitor from my group's Dark Heresy and Rogue Trader is', but since said Inquisitor is sort of the avatar of the non-burny members of our group it is fitting. (Non-burny: those who do not follow the philosophy of 'burning everything in sight'. Said individuals do not burn out of a cleansing flame, they just want to see the world in flames and laugh at the destruction. Said member is also reminded that if he keeps trying to shoot into hand to hand combat I'm going to feed him to the daemonhost.)

Considering our group, across the two games, has two curious members of the Mechanium, three psykers, an occasional daemonhost, and there has been some suspicion that someone in the group may have an interesting brand of a many headed beast concealed on their body... definitely radical. We've joked that if we meet a puritan we'll all have to be on our utter best behaviour, the telekinetic will pretend to be a mere scribe or similar, and we are hightailing it out of the system as soon as practical possible without attracting suspicion.

Xanthism all the way, then.


EDIT: Don't post on 5 hours sleep, the typos are atrocious.

Weird. The group I played in was staunchly puritan, even in the table chatter.

Bah! all of your 'philosophies' only lead to one place: the Warp! even Eisenhorn couldn't keep himself from falling to the Warp, and he was a stauch enemy of everything about Chaos. it just takes a little temptation here, a challenge with daemonic power as the only solution there, and a little help from some of your most trustworthy friends (a daemon bound in your best friend's dead body and the soul-in-a-box of an ancient heretic) to bring an inquisitor over to Chaos. look at Quixos. he was one of the best too, and he died thinking that he was serving mankind.

poor inquisitors, such a stressful life. maybe a little knowledge would help you...

Radical Istvaanism- The Shadows philosophy from Babylon 5. Set the galaxy ablaze and the strong will climb out of the ruins.

Im a heretic. feth yeah slaanesh.

Eidolon wrote:Im a heretic. feth yeah slaanesh.

I believe the correct term for that is "Radical Inquistor conducting research on slaanesh deamonettes."

How he's going to turn them against their own is somewhat questionable...

You know how hard to keep focused on killing those slanneshi daemonhosts can be...

codemonkey wrote:poor inquisitors, such a stressful life. maybe a little knowledge would help you...

Or a little pleasure . . .

I keep stabbing and stabbing away at them but they just wont tire.
Oh how many thrusts of my blade does it take to a get a demonette to expire.
I am sore from this combat, and that has earned me her ire.
She says she can keep fighting, but I must retire.

Manchu wrote:

codemonkey wrote:poor inquisitors, such a stressful life. maybe a little knowledge would help you...

Or a little pleasure . . .

Or a little vomit...

Wait, why do people follow him again?

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Manchu wrote:

codemonkey wrote:poor inquisitors, such a stressful life. maybe a little knowledge would help you...

Or a little pleasure . . .

Or a little immortality ...

Wait, why don't people follow him again?

Fixed.

Yeah but it's an immortality of vomiting on yourself...

Two marines, one cup.

Regardless of where I started, which most likely would be what ever the Inquisitor who trained me believed I would more than likely turn Radical.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Manchu wrote:

codemonkey wrote:poor inquisitors, such a stressful life. maybe a little knowledge would help you...

Or a little pleasure . . .

Or a little vomit...

Or a little rage...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-

nice to see you joining in the corruption, EF

Great, now I have to go through a month of self-flaggelation...

*lashing sounds in backround*

Don't worry. You've already fallen. Soon that will be feeling good.

After all, such is the height of existence, and extreme pleasure is indistinguishable from extreme pain... are you sure that flagellation is the method by which one is actually meant to purify oneself? It is not one I've often heard used by the Emperor's faithful...

Manchu wrote:Don't worry. You've already fallen. Soon that will be feeling good.

O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The DakkaDakka heresy has began.

IvanTih wrote:O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The DakkaDakka heresy has began.

Kill it with fire!

Youse 'oomies iz all stoopid gitz. Yer don't talk wif chaos-boyz, yer KRUMPS 'em!

Fer dat matter yer don't talk wif 'oomies either. . . 'ey, cummere 'oomies. . .



In answer to the original question; Istvaanism. The strong prosper, the weak are crushed. Thus it is and ever will be. The Inquisition must help to purge the dross of humanity, that the survivors may be strong enough to withstand a galaxy full of foes.

CadianXV wrote:

IvanTih wrote:O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The Manchu heresy has began.

Kill it with fire!

Fixed.

IvanTih wrote:O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The DakkaDakka heresy has began.

'Most devout servant of the Emperor' my Amalathian butt. By the lies and deceit coming out of his corrupted mouth he was never truly a servant of the Emperor. I'd have a hard time not enjoying putting him out of the Imperium's misery.

Have some holy flame to purge your heresy Manchu!!!1!!1!!

Manchu wrote:Don't worry. You've already fallen. Soon that will be feeling good.

This never will.



The order to retrieve the subject "Manchu" has already been given.

*Just stay where you are and we'll end this quick and clean.*

Eidolon wrote:I keep stabbing and stabbing away at them but they just wont tire.
Oh how many thrusts of my blade does it take to a get a demonette to expire.
I am sore from this combat, and that has earned me her ire.
She says she can keep fighting, but I must retire.

haha nice

@ codemonkey

Kilocalorie!!!! thats what your chinese sig comes up as in babel fish.. tell me what it means!!!

Also I cant believe the heretics have been allowed in this thread.. You know the forces of chaos have never won anything right.

IvanTih wrote:

CadianXV wrote:

IvanTih wrote:O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The Manchu heresy has began.

Kill it with fire!

Fixed.

LOL

The Emperor has, in his infinite mercy, bid me to embark on a Pentinent Crusade for my sinful crimes. The shame shall live with me forever, but only after I have purged dakka of ALL the unbelievers, the unclean, the traitor and heretic may I be allowed redemption in death.

O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The DakkaDakka heresy has began.

the foolish servants of the imperium are fighting amongst themelves! just as the Changer of Ways has planned. soon, we will be ready to set the next phase of the plan into motion.

@ codemonkey

Kilocalorie!!!! thats what your chinese sig comes up as in babel fish.. tell me what it means!!!

using a translator is cheating. you don't get it unless you actually speak chinese. btw, that is a terrible translator, since that isn't even a correct translation.

Amalathianism is the long road to heresy, but only long when compared to Radicalism. By my count, this whole board is headed in the right direction. It matters not if it happens one naive and self-righteous corpse-worshiper at a time.

Manchu wrote:Amalathianism is the long road to heresy, but only long when compared to Radicalism. By my count, this whole board is headed in the right direction. It matters not if it happens one naive and self-righteous corpse-worshiper at a time.

the naive and selfrighteous are usually the slaves of chaos with their clouded minds.

Seems this board is headed to the xenos side of 40k and the heretics win
nothing except their obvious failure.

Denial ain't just a river.

Manchu wrote:Denial ain't just a river.

You're aware of. Your problem then

Emperors Faithful wrote:
The Emperor has, in his infinite mercy, bid me to embark on a Pentinent Crusade for my sinful crimes. The shame shall live with me forever, but only after I have purged dakka of ALL the unbelievers, the unclean, the traitor and heretic may I be allowed redemption in death.

That... may take a while. Think you can withstand the ruinious powers long enough to complete such an act, or are you intending to die along the route?



Hang on, I play DE. I'm meant to be sadistic, cruel, and terrified of Slaanesh.

She Who Thirsts is about to eat me, isn't he? *dives for the closest webway portal*

Emperors Faithful wrote:

IvanTih wrote:

CadianXV wrote:

IvanTih wrote:O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The Manchu heresy has began.

Kill it with fire!

Fixed.

LOL

The Emperor has, in his infinite mercy, bid me to embark on a Pentinent Crusade for my sinful crimes. The shame shall live with me forever, but only after I have purged dakka of ALL the unbelievers, the unclean, the traitor and heretic may I be allowed redemption in death.

Hail,hail Lord Emperors Faithful.

Wait when did Manchu join my unholy Crusade?

Eh, I can't seem to make the army I want so I might be getting off the traitor wagon. :(

Which army is that?

* Monodominance - Monodominant. This philosophy holds that man can only survive in the Galaxy at the death of every other creature, be it alien, mutant, or even psyker (which would potentially harm the Imperium, seeing as all galactic communication and long-distance travel is psychic in nature). They are arguably the most extreme of the Puritans.

Hook me up! wheres the flamer?

Check with EF. He should be on by now . . .

IvanTih wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

IvanTih wrote:

CadianXV wrote:

IvanTih wrote:O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The Manchu heresy has began.

Kill it with fire!

Fixed.

LOL

The Emperor has, in his infinite mercy, bid me to embark on a Pentinent Crusade for my sinful crimes. The shame shall live with me forever, but only after I have purged dakka of ALL the unbelievers, the unclean, the traitor and heretic may I be allowed redemption in death.

Hail,hail Lord Emperors Faithful.

I have a dream!
A dream where the unbelievers may be purged by believers!
Where the sons of mutants shall be flamed by sons of pure humans!
A dream where the Chaos Gods crap their pants at the sound of the Emprahs badassery!
All this I dream! And more!

We shall fight them on the internetz, we shall fight them in the interwebz. We shall fight them in the threads and forums. We shall never surrender, so long as there is in our flamers!

The Noise Marines called. They'd like their megaphone back.

So that's where it was! *hooks up doomsiren to broken amp*

Ya all ready for some vocal cocaine baby?!?!

The one chaos god I'm meant to fear above all else, and I seem to keep coming back to.

Then again, eldar created Slaanesh, and dark eldar still bear the remnants of the pleasure cults...

*shrugs and rocks out*

???

The food is divided, cutting claws will not be neccessary.

But hunger remains...

Shadowbrand wrote:So that's where it was! *hooks up doomsiren to broken amp*

Ya all ready for some vocal cocaine baby?!?!

DAMN RIGHT

Oh yeah...

C-C-C-C-GLORY FOR THE EMPRAH!

The Emprah.
He leaves cocaine out for the kiddies.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

IvanTih wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

IvanTih wrote:

CadianXV wrote:

IvanTih wrote:O no Manchu the most devout servant of the Emperor has fallen to the ruinous powers and he is trying to corrupt Emperors Faithful.The Manchu heresy has began.

Kill it with fire!

Fixed.

LOL

The Emperor has, in his infinite mercy, bid me to embark on a Pentinent Crusade for my sinful crimes. The shame shall live with me forever, but only after I have purged dakka of ALL the unbelievers, the unclean, the traitor and heretic may I be allowed redemption in death.

Hail,hail Lord Emperors Faithful.

I have a dream!
A dream where the unbelievers may be purged by believers!
Where the sons of mutants shall be flamed by sons of pure humans!
A dream where the Chaos Gods crap their pants at the sound of the Emprahs badassery!
All this I dream! And more!

We shall fight them on the internetz, we shall fight them in the interwebz. We shall fight them in the threads and forums. We shall never surrender, so long as there is in our flamers!

Just

Not trimming yer quote text is heresy. >.>

Candroth wrote:Not trimming yer quote text is heresy. >.>

Not heresy. HERASY!




BTW, I get the first part Ivan, but what did Metallica have anything to do with it?

Emperors Faithful wrote:Not heresy. HERASY!

And hearsay, but that's getting into plays on words.

* Xanthism - The most obviously Radical grouping within the Inquisition, it advocates the use of warp-based weaponry, such as daemon possessed swords, daemonhosts, and generally turning the power of Chaos against itself.

Sounds like a plan.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Candroth wrote:Not trimming yer quote text is heresy. >.>

Not heresy. HERASY!




BTW, I get the first part Ivan, but what did Metallica have anything to do with it?

O,my *facepalm* that is Iron Maiden and listen to the beginning of the song and you'll get it.