You don't see Rap music as a Viable genre of music

There is no king in england, how does one serve the king.

Alps is everywhere

Aprently i'm scum, we shall see about that! 'MONTROSE, I NEED YOU!'

Someone who will feel the cold touch of the executioner axe for siding with the heathen king

You are working on something hmm......

Its not a bird or a plane

The fan of a man who carried a poddel into battle on horseback while trying to look manly

The highlanders are just a manly by wearing skirts

The Queen.... she too will feel my embrace

I cannot hope to pronounce you words!

That he hears voices...

Necopocalypse-is this like dawn of the dead?

This post is Alpharius

The king is back and your gonna be in trouble. Hay na hay nah the king is back.

Concentrate, Assault and BELIEVE!!!

Here lies Commisar Grot, slain by AA fire

You speak french

rouge wolves are coming. run for your lives.

Trolling for peace and love

You forgot a period.

Me? Competitive? Never!

You like tattoos

Apparently, the King and the Queen are having trouble deciding who is really running the kingdom.

You have split personalities and delusions of Grandeur

Marines in skirts undefeated this edition. So far.

A man with good taste

Stoopid frenchies...

join the dark side and fight!

Studying to become a Reviver...

eh....

I'm coming commisar let me join up right now!

Firefly or serenity are awesome XD

You are clearly a troll

orks are better dead, or the only good ork is a dead ork

Are you sure you want me?

Will you marry me? in french?

Oh look anotherwebcomic (no offense meant, just so many webcomics out there)

None taken I'd do traditional comics but they tell me that requires more drawing talent and to be able to publish it.

Anyway on topic, It's actually batman that you're seeing.

You work awfully hard to revive an inanimate object

See, Grots are people too, they can even become commissar

A weird apocalypse.

Obvious troll

the queen still request my service.

That little noise the Xbox makes when you unlock an achievment.

Run for your lives! The Ranger vets are back from vacation!!

Creating bends in space...

I is confused?

And what do you think of people without ink, wait if you are like everyone else with tats you dont give a

everything is Alpharius except me.

I'm Needed?

Look at me, the Royalist. Time to shave those Roundheads.

we are both asses i assume

The queen is a guy?

These wolves are veggie, so rogue.

you are a big fan of needles.

Battle fleet fury needs reviving!

Come then royalist, have a taste of my saber

*eats you sabre* mmm tatse like chicken!

I literally have no idea what your signature says!

I would rather sit.

 necrovamp wrote:
*eats you sabre* mmm tatse like chicken!

I literally have no idea what your signature says!

You mean you don`t understand French? The language of the royal courts?

I dont understand french either. But alas as an american royal courts hold no real interest for me.

Alpahrius joined the deathwatch and slaugtherd Orks then a grot shot him

I can listen to it all day, but I can't undertsand it!

The Queen! Hurry men to arms!

Jari era Ensiferum! You have good taste dood!

 necrovamp wrote:
Jari era Ensiferum! You have good taste dood!

Why thank you and Einsifrum is awesom

You mean poetry exists outside of english classrooms?!?!?

Look, I just made a 'your momma' joke.

I assume you're not a donkey?
...Feth.

The moon isnt as heavy as we first thought

The queen requests my service? But I'm already fighting alongside the prince!

Hey, look at me, I'm lying about P_gray99!!!

Look at me, I'm exceptionally immature!

Look at me, I'm too boring to get into a sig war!

Look at me, I'm still immature!

Look at me, I'm a hypocrite!

Look at me, I'm masking my inner stupidity with a dictionary!

Did the big words hurt your poor brain P_gray?

Honestly, I didn't use a dictionary and many people at my school wouldn't be surprised to find me speaking like that. Anyway, back on-topic:

Look at me, I think I'm good at metaphors!

Look at me, I'm awesome!

/sarcasm

Look at me, my sarcasm's funny!

I'm not delusional about being P_gray99, honest!

I argue with people I haven't met about a feature you can turn off. I am so sensible.

Sensible is only a short way away from boring, and I accuse you of being both. Or are you going to get into a war over whether or not you should get into a signature war?

BlapBlapBlap and the moon, it sounds like a album title really

*Trondheim struts into battle alongside Thor and Odin*

"I'm fabulous, b****es!"

Now you have to suffer from whinging...your welcome.

Your ass and me got a date

Slightly disturbing...

I'm afraid to die.

you like tats

Apparently I have to go to war for a different country's royal family.

If they chew nails and spit napalm...what do they vomit?

SNEAK ATTACK!

Random feud is random

A Deathwatch recruitment slogan.

Quasi erotic Eldar foreplay?
(Yes, the Deathwatch needs more hands, you should join )

Alpharius idolization.

(Well, I suppose Deathwatch service is a good way to meet with Astartes cousins from other Chapters.)

I suppose if you stroke an eldars ear, odds are it would be about like if someone walked up to me and started stroking my ear, just a major creepout.

What did the Orks ever do to you?

Do you have tattoos everywhere?

CHAAARGE!!! WAAAAGH!!!

I wonder what blap has to say about your relatives.

I like Bethesda... Then again, I play 360...

I'm whinging about P_gray99 whinging! Yay!

You feel the immature need to throw slander around on Dakka

lets go kill some orks!

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save The Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save The Queen.
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall:
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix:
God save us all.
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save The Queen!

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Hell yea! Blap is awesom

Into Battle

No surrender, no retreat

GW, Friendly? Someones been playing a bethesda game on the ps3

(Yup, I wonder when I will see DG)
The queen requests my service to a website that sounds like a facebook game.

I like Games Workshop's customer service and am therefore delusional.

Polonius is deffinately a guy to be respected.

Woops, double post.

That URL leads to hell!

And a free choc-chip waffle...

I like an immature signature war from time to time.

whinging...do you mean whining?

Bethseda and GW are they so different?

Overly dramatic poetry.

The rangers are coming...there goes the neighborhood.

hopefully ninjad into bed!

The only king I acknowledge is Peter the Cat, King of /b/.

Hardcore. That is all.

You have a P&M blog about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO too much boob

Impresive records of battle

Thronar song?

Join the Deathwatch.

If you stroke an eldar womans ear she may just make a funny noise

I raise my shot of scotch whiskey (ok, its from dad's stash, but that's beside the point) and say "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN"!!!

Well, obviously I wouldn't stroke it slowly and accidentally...

VENDETTA!!!

She'd ninja chop you in the throat.

I bet the Ranger vets have sore throats from spitting all that napalm.

Secretely, the queen is an alcoholic.

Join the penthouse! and i'm not immature!

Oh, so saying "A pox on x" isn't immature while my sig is. Yeah, that makes sense.

A pox on Henry Tudor is an historical qoute of a war chant of the troops of Richard the 3rd during the Latter part of the Wars of the Roses. (Around the battle of Bosworth)

Your signature is a pointless attack on a fellow user.

Ninja'd

Well at least you don't have a hate against the irish

I will join, wheres my bolter!

Hello, my name is Nurgle. Pleased to meet you, here, have some pox.

Men in uniforms are good-looking to a certain someone.

I like pointy ears.

You like ink.

GW is better than expected.

(and yes, those pointy-eared limp-wrists draw me in for some reason - the females anyway).

make sure you do not ninja post this lady

You don't believe King Arthur is the true King.

Eldar: 50/50 chance of bedding their women! ... or being murdered. Maybe both.

My 6th edition score is twice as good as yours

Apparently, another company screws over their consumers much worse than GW does. What a concept.

(Scary isnt it?)

Which galaxy bent to your will, Andromeda Galaxy mayhaps?

Clearly you make other players bend over and eat your bolter

An unusual news report involving Orks.

Ninjas, they can please you or kill you.

How dare you accuse the Queen of inebriation!

your a necron

I think I'd side with Henry of Richmond, after all he is giving you gold.

Who said the Penthouse was the best role playing community n the web?

The queen mother doesn't feth any more, she's dead!

You are involved in a VERY silly sig war with Blap where you both decide to insult each other's mother.

I never did...

I don't know, all you need to defeat a Necron Phalanx is a good Anti-Virus...

Hey, look at me, I'm pretending I can speak proper English!

You are a sad strange little man, who insists on trolling quite often.

Screw Deathwatch, I'm joining the Black Storm.

You believe P_grey99 is a whiner.
Whatever the case is, can't you guys just make amends and end this conflict? Or at least leave well enough alone? Kiss and make up?

Necrons are not to be messed with, and you seem like a good commander.

Dark, Grim Grimdarkness never tasted so good!

get over yourselves already!

In the King's Name!

This could either end very badly or very well, are you willing to risk it?

Heresy.

(and yes, I'm willing to risk it)

I possess information about the Eldars erogenous zones.

A White Consuls player.

Looks like you're going for a good death.

Behold my armies!

Something stupid that will never happen.

Rangers...

Eldar are the preying mantis' of the 40k universe

I have something against Orks.

You dabel in filty, filty Xeno pr0n heretic!

Grim dark to the max!

What about your unkind readers?

How about a uniform tattoo?

That's a silly achievement.

I want YOU to join the Penthouse!

You like the white consuls

Traitors always seek to oppose the righteous. You stand firm against their attempts at infamy!

you are steadfast!

I think you might enjoy the Blackadder.

Trembel before the rising migth of the Necrons!

Grimdark, Orks, becasue normal Orks just arn't enough

Dakka Double Posted me, how awkward

Serves you right for playing Skyrim on a PS3.

(I had two Xbox's crash, not the classic redring, but video card failures, never again shall I buy an Xbox, and my PC isnt good enough for skyrim )
The penthouse must eat nails

A fellow Deathwatch person.

The Penthouse where glorious RPG can be found

New Grimdark Orcs, 'cus the old ones wern't enough.

Henry Tudor is a filthy traitor!

You're gonna bend the galaxy over a table and conquer it all night long.

(I lol'd)
You are an official spokesperson for the Penthouse.

Always remember to squeezes hard if Necros are around

You love someone named Randi.

Your skills with women seems immensely strong! Well done I dare say

Grim fethin' dark FTW!

The War of Signature continues, it would seem.

Ive never been nija'd into bed before

Prepare to be ninjaed to bed

I have a story involving Orks and grimdark.

Your hand is dead, thereofre you are NECROHAND!

Join the Army/Navy/Air Force in the King's Name!

This army's peerless. No army's on the same level as it, they're all far better.

You have something against BlapBlapBlap.

Your army has no friends... D:

Three links to three different pages.

Four links.

Apparently the king lives to the fullest.

Chaos parade with strong Slaanesh influences.

your king must be fat

Gold makes any man reconsider his own price for service!

Click the link, or get eaten by an ork

Agreed, my link is to slaughter the foul greenskins

My Deathwatch is better than your Deathwatch.

Rangers may be tougth but I doudt they survive without TP!

But I will let you drop.

I disagree about tattoos.

Here come the Rangers!

Peerless army becomes ash, and they are still your treasure within your treasure?
Dang, you must be poor.

A blog and channel sponsor.

I don't wanna behold your army, peerless or otherwise.

A pub that discriminates in favor of men in uniform.

The people admire thair king.

A conversation between Pretre and n0t_u.

Her army has no peers. That means they cannot be tried in a court of law.

She has six armies.

More really, my buddy has me eldar and my white scars are in storage. Ive been playing this game too long. Plus I just started daemons.

Axis powers Italia ripped my show off.

Many armies, a man I would like to meet

Ragnarok is the apocalypse. You have no profession come the end of the world.

I really sohuld update my sig with all of my armies.

Ragnarok is the name of the home world to my IG army. Its somewhat inspired by Krieg and a fw other things. And yes, so should I

Well then....
Look whos getting all fluffy and stuff....

Thats fine. I got tired of ugly GK models and replaced them with SoB. I now have male/female GK's b/c there is no female terminators T^T (It was supposed to be pre-inquisition split theme)

Someone likes Randi

Pretre's pants are safe from damage.

You're asking men from the end of the world what they do for a living.

A large ham at its finest.

The Rangers do chew nails, but they only spit Tobasco sauce.

Wold domination will soon be yours

"HAOOH! HAOOH! HAOOH!"

World War 40k Campaign

After every loss, I'll be back.

Moral of the story, kids: Don't assume. Or you will look like a donkey.

World Campaign recruitment ad.

Ionian Hetairoi is the perfect example of a ham that is large.

Advertising for the Penthouse.

Only payed 1 game of 6th edition. Boycotting?

The Sisters Of Retribution sounds like the 40 version of the band Sisters Of Mercy

A Death Hands army.

BEHOLD!

Ten...HUT!

Tench, hut. Thank you. This isint some 70's hollywood flop

Her army is made up of undead. She is a vampire count with countless thralls.

A really, REALLY, unusual conversation.

(Looks like I'll be having pleasant dreams tonight - a Japanese vampire count and his German countess, spending eternity together, how nice. Definitely much better than 'sparkles' from Twilight.)

Gentlemen, THE KING!

His Royal Majesty calls on all his loyal subjects to serve.

Spirti host for the Win!

Clearly a firefly fan

If only you knew the people who actually work there you would be positive about your assessment.

Normally, you're a coward, but you'll face your fears this time around!
@Vindicare: No, just have to deal with school now.

Dakka dakka presents
EAGLE!!!!!

Member of the deathwatch

A LONG list of traitors.

Tadashi and Necrovamp must be allies because they both love the king.

That's a lot of armies.

My armies are many, my money few.

My boys call me army ADD
I call it being prepared for any occasion

Tatoos win.

Can you shoot space marines out of a repressor?

You have something against Henry Tudor.

So a little bit of the royal cult.

Another unusual conversation.

The King's a bit selfish, methinks.

LET THE WAR BEGIN! Dakka world wide campaign.

You have good taste in sci fi

Gold or death? I think I'll go with the gold.

White legs is a butcher

Ahh Necro i hope you will join me and my family when we return for our throne - Signed the (fictional) deposed King of England.

(Actually on a serious note my family was royal. i'm related to William the conquerer.)

You have arnold Scwarznegger in your army

In the name of Richard III, the True King of England!

But I will go ahead and mention them anyway.

 necrovamp wrote:
White legs is a butcher

((The White Legs are a tribe. Salt-Upon-Wounds, their war-chief, is the butcher that my sig refers to))

England is like a superhero in country form.

Remind me not to mess the legs

I'd laugh if one of the men of Ragnarok replied by saying 'making pretty dresses'.

A butcher of a warchief, amongst a tribe of butchers.
And a purveyor of legs.

You have played one 6th edition game

@ Colius, William has more of right than Heny Tudor1. Alas I can never be king as i'm desecended from the Mcleods.

Hey now, it's not nice to wish chicken pox on someone.

I will never go to him again. Worst cuts of beef ever.

And there goes England with its ego.

You are a proud part of the great Dakka Dakka world wide campaign.

Path of the Seer?

ughr not the white legs, i thought they were all chickens

You'll need more paper if you want to list all the traitors.

Indians perhaps?

The men of Ragnarok seem to have forgotten what they do for a living. :(