Just vote and state why or why not any particular primarch would have been a real ladies man in those wonderful busty, lusty days of the Great Crusade.

EDIT: Just to clear things up, this would be before anyone fell to Chaos. That would give Fulgrim a, shall we say, unfair advantage?

EDIT no.2: Anything goes. Except rape. Doesn't count. That would give...well, pretty much all of them an unfair advantage.

Leman Russ,he is the one who drinks,eats,fights and has sex with maidens.

are you talking about pre-HH or post-HH?

if post-HH, that must be Fulgrim..... well you know why....

People voted the Lion... he has a dark secret that should remove him from this poll. The lion is a cupcake vote.

Well, i vote for Sanguinius, girl would definitely love angel sex

Alpharius too, with his mind he'd have no problem outflanking a girl's defense...i think some other tactical gen-CREEEEEEEEEEED! learned that from him.
Damn, i've been waiting for a long time to do that

And Horus too, as he was so good with psychology. He may actually be the first one in this goddamn universe who understood how a woman's mind works

Sanguinius: Wings wrapping around and brushing on things seems very interesting, and feathers are always good for sensual play.
Leman Russ: Ruff. I've a deviant DE player, I'm sure I don't need to elaborate on that (and the mods will smack me if I do).
Magnus: Bringing mind games to a new level..
Fulgrim: Perfection in all things, attention to detail and artistic impulses? Also fits with the above sensualism.

I'd have liked to put Alpharius in that list, but not knowing if someone is who I think they are is kind of a turn off.

Right, now that I have inflicted TMI on everyone... *smirks*

Had to go with Lion El'Johnson over Russ. Russ seems a little too barbaric & uncharismatic, where as the lion would be better at manipulation & finess.

Fulgrim would be too obsessed with himself to successfully satisfy a woman. Think Christian Bale in Americn Psycho.

I'd say Fulgrim. Out of all the primarchs, he's the least concerned with actual war and actually has personality traits most women might like, what with the at and music and such. I think. I won't pretend to know what women like.

Obviously Rowboat Gilliman. He's the only one with the tactical prowess to get by the mighty fortress that is a woman's mind.

As for least appealing, it's obvious. Khan, duh. Quick shot anyone?

Khan would be so fast in bed that the woman would't even realize what happened

Leman russ would be good whether they liekd it or not

I say Fulgrim.

Very kinky guy, although I could see Russ being up there with the ladies, but more of the whole dragging them across his back and raping them.

Only three votes for The Night Haunter?

Just look at his name!

Well, Night yes, but i can definitely place a bet that Haunter doesn't go well with the ladies.
His emo'ísh point of view might earn him a piece or two though...

Shaman wrote:People voted the Lion... he has a dark secret that should remove him from this poll. The lion is a cupcake vote.

Lion is quite obviously a homo, like his namesake.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Shaman wrote:People voted the Lion... he has a dark secret that should remove him from this poll. The lion is a cupcake vote.

Lion is quite obviously a homo, like his namesake.

Yeah, he might be going along with After-Heresy Fulgrim. Gay with depraved, that would make a good show. Wouldn't like to see it however

I voted for Horus, but I would like to change my vote to sanguinius, cuz ALLL the girls these days get wet over the vampire dudes.

The lost promarch of the space foxx chapter would be another option.... bisexuals are in now

Voted for San, anyone see Barbarella?

This thread officially just got weird.

Wait till Fulgrim kicks in.
He actually paved the way for the later institution of the Order of the Sacred Whore.

Commander Endova wrote:This thread officially just got weird.

What do you mean 'just got weird'??? I didn't think this thread was sane to start with.
I vote Sangui 'cos of the whole 'Twilight' vampire crap.

The OC-D

Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Not sure who would be most popular, but I can't see Ferrus Mannus getting much action. Iron Hands and foreplay don't exactly go well together.

Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!

Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.

Lorgar's_Blessed wrote:Obviously Rowboat Gilliman. He's the only one with the tactical prowess to get by the mighty fortress that is a woman's mind.

As for least appealing, it's obvious. Khan, duh. Quick shot anyone?

in that case why did he need power fists for BOTH hands???

With such a wide scale in personalities i'd say a different kind of women could be attracted to each one of them. For Example a women might be attracted to Ferrus Manus because of his height or look of power, a wild women would be attracted to leman russ, and a pysco kinky chick who wanted to die would be attracted to angron...

Delephont wrote:
Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!

Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.

Evidence?

or Delephont's imagination...

Some of the 40k races doesn't have 2 genders in minis, would this make them gay too?

Delephont wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!

Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.

Or this is just homophobia.

And you know what they say about homophobes...


As for which Primarch, well, I voted Sangiunius. He's a pretty-boy with wings. Japanese girls and Wannabe Anime fans would probably be right giddy in the pants for him.

But the truth is, Rowboat Girlyman. Because, let's face it, according to GW: "THE ULTRAMEREENS R THE LEET BESTEST SPAYSEMEREENSLAWL" and they always win the day

*NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE AND NOT WHAT I BELIEVE*

Vulkan, because once you've had black, you never go back

And that is EXACTLY why I stay away from coffee.

Space Marine Chaplains are on record as opposing Heterosexual Marriage.

How about incest? I mean, after all, they're Battle Brothers.

The Space Emperor intended for marriage to be the sacred union between two Battle Brothers. Or possibly between one Battle Brother and one Thunder Wolf.

Women are evil succubi who want to drain their precious warrior fluids to fill their hollow voids.

At the people crying homosexuality, I'd like to put in my two cents. I am more inclined to believe it is related to what the Greeks did, which was promote a man love amongst soldiers. That way, if you felt that strong of a connection for somebody, you'd fight that much harder to protect them. Get an entire army into that mindset, and you are gold.
Also, I'm sure the Emperor left out the want to reproduce to keep the Space Marines libido down. Hell, last thing you want is your Space Marine not fighting because he had a late night with the ladies.

Well, taking into consideration the extended capacity to function without sleep, i fail to see the problem with that. Unless he's been banging for the last 10 days or so

Wow, the people in this thread actually responding seriously to the trolling is making me lmao.

Vulkan, he's hotter than lava

Dorn because only he can penetrate the women's 'fortress'
I love innuendo

It's gotta be Jagatai Khan.

"Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle?"

Chicks do like biker dudes...

This...

Necroagogo wrote:Not sure who would be most popular, but I can't see Ferrus Mannus getting much action. Iron Hands and foreplay don't exactly go well together.

...and This.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:Vulkan, because once you've had black, you never go back

Well done.

any girl with Konrad Cruze would be a screamer (seeing as I'd peg him as a rapist for the sake of sowing terror/warped justice)

Lorgar, because girls dig the fanatical type.

Plus, most enjoy being worshipped like gods.

Russ all the way. If one of his sons (Lukas) can be famous for sharing twenty beds in one night, how far do you think the big daddy would go?
Oh and the crack about the thunderwolf ... not cool dude. not COOl!

Russ without a doubt, If space marines still have sex only the SW seem to be getting any.

Its in their fluff.

Sanguinius maybe or Leman Russ.

Leman Russ to be sure!

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

I don't get it,my humor isn't highly advanced.

ok...

Rogal Dorn - you know, with the pain gloves perhaps there were strange ladies around... if you know what I mean.

Leman Russ - oh come on... he's a Viking, he's good for sure with the ladies (on a bed)

Magnus The Red - 'cause bigger is better sometimes

Jaghatai Khan - he could have interesting exotic ways that could interest some ladies.

And .... this topic is sure strange and weird!

Orkeosaurus wrote:
Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:
Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.
General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen, tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
General Jack D. Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.
General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.
General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

... Where did you get this Orkeo?

1) Lorgar would be top spot in my opinion, because he's handsome enough and smooth talking enough to score a lot, and, unlike his prettier brothers (Lion, Fulgrim, Sanguinius) he might actually be straight.

2) Leman Russ likes the ladies, and he's like a dog in heat. He keeps trying and trying, but I think his persistence misfires more often than he'd like. He's still successful at it, but he's the one I would see getting slapped ever now and then.

3) Horus. I mean there's got to be some reason why people across the galaxy used to name their children after him, right?

4) Perturabo. Sure, he's a sour grape and all, but look at the symbolism. Iron within, iron without... Long gun barrels pointing skyward... He doesn't even need to bother with charms, his reputation does all the work for him.

5) Dorn. He's likeable even before he works his charms. Plus, he's stationed on Terra and spends very little time fighting. I'd say he's hitting the ballrooms, being a perfect gentleman, and it works for him.

Lupe wrote:
3) Horus. I mean there's got to be some reason why people across the galaxy used to name their children after him, right?

GENIUS!

Lupe wrote:1) Lorgar would be top spot in my opinion, because he's handsome enough and smooth talking enough to score a lot, and, unlike his prettier brothers (Lion, Fulgrim, Sanguinius) he might actually be straight.

Someone's actually come up with a good Lorgar argument! Especially the last bit...

Morgrim wrote:Someone's actually come up with a good Lorgar argument! Especially the last bit...

Well, I wouldn't go that far. I made that statement assuming Word Bearers aren't into altar boys. Still waiting for Dark Creed for confirmation

Corax would strike from the shadows and sweep them off their feet............

fulgrim is good with the ladies....

Alpharius: Twin threesome.
Vulkan: 'Cuz he's black.
Magnus: Mystical gak...
Leman Russ: Drunk.

Corax is too shy. Vulkan is a nice guy and nice guys finish last. Jonson, Sanguinius, and Fulgrim are ladies themselves so that's it for them. Dorn was gay for the Emperor. Horus and Guilliman could only ever love themselves, so they're out, too. Magnus is too busy with reading (although I bet he'd try to get a girl to go out with him by doing her homework--FRIEND ZONED) and Lorgar could only get chicks in the same Bible Study groups as him (total dogs) while no one would date Angron because of his reputation for domestic violence. Mortarion's breath is too bad. Kruze would be popular for a while, thanks to Twilight, but as soon as he figured out what was going on he'd probably murder the fangurls that had started to hang off him. Perturabo has a "no girls allowed" sign outside of his tree fort and playing with Legos at his age is . . . frowned upon by the ladies. Khan looks like a solid contender initially because a lot of girls like horses--unfortunately, they'll realize no horses are involved and the chippeys just don't go for motorcycles like the used to. Alpharius has both honesty and commitment issues. Ferrus Mannus faps . . . a lot . . . I mean, like all day . . . to pictures of machines.

That leaves Leman Russ. But he's such a badass he takes or leaves the honeys as he pleases.

Rogal Dorn XD.

21 cupcake votes I am impressed. (votes for the lion..)

Just imagine they are all at a party..

Lion is busy looking at fulgrim who is too busy looking in a mirror..

Leman Russ has a hairy back "loves" wolfs... and is busy arm wrestling angron.

Magnus is reading a harry potter book in the corner.

Lorgar is saving himself for the emperor.

Vulkan is trying to break up a fight (cause hes nice) between Rogal Dorn and nighthaunter..

Ferrus Manus is trying to fix the keg.

Perturbo (creepy), Alpharius (Bad Liar), and Mortarion (stinky) are trying but getting shot down..

That leaves Horus and Sangy for the ultimate wingman pair.. Horus as always has the greatest number of conquests..

Corax was at the party but nobody noticed..

So the answer is HORUS

Fulgrim....he's perfect

I don't understand the hating on the Lion in all honesty the guy could be considered the most dangerous (alongside Kruze) as both never relied on others while growing up they where never cared for or protected during there youth

heck the Lion lived in the wilds of caliban on his own until he was fully grown and caliban before he took over would be considered a death sentence to a group of knights let alone a infant even russ cant say he was killing things as a baby (though he would say he did to try in catch up with the lion)

and from what I've noticed lately the ladies go for the more femine guys nowadays any way so who knows that pattern may be continuing (or they may look for the biggest baddest guy they find and The Lion still fits the bill)

crazykiwi wrote:and from what I've noticed lately the ladies go for the more femine guys nowadays any way so who knows that pattern may be continuing (or they may look for the biggest baddest guy they find and The Lion still fits the bill)

True, but I doubt many women want a man that spends more time than them in front of the mirror, and uses their make up kits.

Lupe wrote:

crazykiwi wrote:and from what I've noticed lately the ladies go for the more femine guys nowadays any way so who knows that pattern may be continuing (or they may look for the biggest baddest guy they find and The Lion still fits the bill)

True, but I doubt many women want a man that spends more time than them in front of the mirror, and uses their make up kits.

ive never read about the lion being into worldly objects

crazykiwi wrote:
ive never read about the lion being into worldly objects

Not so much being into worldly objects, but into stroking his ego. And believe me, that thing is so big, it's the only thing keeping The Rock from drifting into a nearby star. He's too busy ensuring he'll be chosen as Warmaster to do anything useful during the Heresy, and too busy looking good to notice half his legion resents his guts.

Lupe wrote:

crazykiwi wrote:
ive never read about the lion being into worldly objects

Not so much being into worldly objects, but into stroking his ego. And believe me, that thing is so big, it's the only thing keeping The Rock from drifting into a nearby star. He's too busy ensuring he'll be chosen as Warmaster to do anything useful during the Heresy, and too busy looking good to notice half his legion resents his guts.

he was never interested in being warmaster he believed the role fit for sanginius or horus (though he probably could have done the job just as well or better being the original tactical genius and all)

crazykiwi wrote:
he was never interested in being warmaster he believed the role fit for sanginius or horus (though he probably could have done the job just as well or better being the original tactical genius and all)

Anyway, sorry for the derail, the Lion gets my 'least likely to impress' vote.

crazykiwi wrote:I don't understand the hating on the Lion in all honesty the guy could be considered the most dangerous (alongside Kruze) as both never relied on others while growing up they where never cared for or protected during there youth

The hating on the lion is good natured ribbing because of the 'inspiration' used to create the chapter and primarch..

Also the most dangerous primarch would be the smartest one.. otherwise according to your argument angron (with his bezerker implants) would be the most dangerous.

according to Corax, Angron is the most dangerous of them all (in the physical aspect at least) but the Lion I could definatly say has a dark mind and isn't one to be lacking in strength either (how else could he go toe to toe with Russ and regardless of the end game be the last man standing)

crazykiwi wrote:how else could he go toe to toe with Russ and [...] be the last man standing

Because Lion was a cheating Sonova who had to resort to a cheap shot to win because in reality he couldn't win a fair fight against a wet paper bag.

Let's face it, there's a long history of drunken men who get slapped by angry women. I don't see why any of you are surprised Russ got suckerpunched...

Now, can we please get back on the topic?

Fighting smart tends to mean you don't fight fair, you fight dirty. So sucker punching an enemy is an excellent idea. Sucker punching your brother who is not your enemy is the frowned on bit, I think.

Why? I always used to sucker-punch my brother when we were kids. But i knew i couldn't win anyway (he was 5 years and some 20 pounds bigger), so i always punched him when he was not looking.

I think the same goes for Russ and the Lion. The Lion sucker-punching Russ just means he was smarter
I can imagine them going
"Oh Russ, look it's our dad butt-humping our gay brother Fulgrim"
"What the...where?"
"BAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!! You got owned STUUUUUUPIDDDDDD"
"Oh no, goddammit!"

Gwar! wrote:

crazykiwi wrote:how else could he go toe to toe with Russ and [...] be the last man standing

Because Lion was a cheating Sonova who had to resort to a cheap shot to win because in reality he couldn't win a fair fight against a wet paper bag.

QFT. But, to be fair, Russ should have never hit a lady in the first place.

Cruze all the way. He was basically king of his world, Batman, and the inquisition. That makes him powerful, just, and mysterious. He would have no problem getting women. On the flip side, the hanging corpses from light poles every night might be a turn off.

Corey85 wrote: He would have no problem raping women.

Fixed that for you.

Corey85 wrote:Cruze all the way. He was basically king of his world, Batman, and the inquisition. That makes him powerful, just, and mysterious. He would have no problem getting women. On the flip side, the hanging corpses from light poles every night might be a turn off.

not if they where ex husbands lol

Manchu that hurt, and thanks for the support crazykiwi.

Its obviously Vulkan cuz his templet weapon is twin linked DAMN

Corey85 wrote:Manchu that hurt, and thanks for the support crazykiwi.

not a problem though if you take a squizz early in the thread I do speak on the rape concept from cruze (for terror not pleasure lol)

Well, I guess a guy who would ruthlessly murder people for J-walking and spitting on the sidewalks would not be above rape. I suppose I just struggle with the founding father of my beloved Night Lord army raping folks.

If you struggle with the concept of the Night Lords Primarch committing rape, you may be playing the wrong army. . .

Straying a little off topic here, but yeah, like more Americans, I'm all for the whole sale violence and slaughter, but the rape is a bit of a turn off for me. I always liked the Night Lords because of their refusal to stop fighting after the heresy and the fact that they don't like the chaos gods or the emperor.


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Rogal Dorn would have to rely on sloppy seconds...

Corey85 wrote:Straying a little off topic here, but yeah, like more Americans, I'm all for the whole sale violence and slaughter, but the rape is a bit of a turn off for me. I always liked the Night Lords because of their refusal to stop fighting after the heresy and the fact that they don't like the chaos gods or the emperor.

its never been stated by gw that they raped I just see it as a end to a means.... Terror which is what the night lords are about sowing terror through murder (normally) but I was just assuming the whole suprise sex side of things

its like saying the raven guard like chopping off peoples hands because they are Guerella fighters

This thread got a bit off track, sorry guys.

CajunMan550 wrote:Its obviously Vulkan cuz his templet weapon is twin linked DAMN

i mean who wouldnt love this guy ??

That's a cool model.

Emo-Marine. A step down from a veggie-vamp, but I'm sure there would (sooner or later) be a horde of Night Haunter Mums roaring after him.

(Which would no doubt be scarier than the man himself.)

Double Post.

Fething triple post.

Emperors Faithful wrote:Emo-Marine. A step down from a veggie-vamp, but I'm sure there would (sooner or later) be a horde of Night Haunter Mums roaring after him.

(Which would no doubt be scarier than the man himself.)

except for this isn't a sissy vampire he's pretty much the darkest grittest version of Batman physically possible who then starts getting daddy issues at the very last moment lol

Well, to be honest, I'd have daddy issues too if my ol'man had my brother's head stuck up his arse so deep that the colon began to grow white hair

crazykiwi wrote:i mean who wouldnt love this guy ??

Konrad Kurze... fething awesome... where did you find such a glorious model, my lord?

If we count the full Primarch, Alpharius + Omegon could show a woman a good (if kinky) time.

fallen_wolfborn wrote:

crazykiwi wrote:i mean who wouldnt love this guy ??

Konrad Kurze... fething awesome... where did you find such a glorious model, my lord?

i just did a google image for night lords and that came up as one of the very first image results

khan of course. i mean he would be bangin a woman while riding his horse.

That's an interesting bit of...imagery...that you've put out there...

yeah the Idea of Khan "riding" the horse and banging a woman at the same time freaks me out too

Or (being Khan) would he ride the woman and bang the horse?

Well, it'd rock the lady's world, at any rate

OT (sorry for it): Lupe, you from Romania?

Got to be Alpharius, girls love the mystery around guys like that. Plus lets not forget he has a twin if you get my drift!!

double the fun double the pleasure lol

*Facepalm*

Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?

Anyway, Magnus, because girls like quiet, intellectual guys who actually read.

(I think.)

ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*

Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?

Where the feth did you think this thread started?

this is by far and away my favourite thread ever

and Sanguinius all the way...

Dude sanguinas is gay. no man looks that perfect who is straight.

garret wrote:Dude sanguinas is gay. no man looks that perfect who is straight.

Speaking from experience are we?

cerebaton wrote:
and Sanguinius all the way...

Well, I don't know, Sanguinius seems like the bloke who loves his body so much that, regardless of the gender and number of the people he was currently in bed with, he'd still be rubbing his own nipples as if Slaanesh was taping him...

Damn, why did I have to go and conjure that mental image?

You...

MYHEAD!THEPICTURESTHEIMAGESTHEHORROR!MAKEITSTOP!!!!1!

Lupe wrote:

cerebaton wrote:
and Sanguinius all the way...

Well, I don't know, Sanguinius seems like the bloke who loves his body so much that, regardless of the gender and number of the people he was currently in bed with, he'd still be rubbing his own nipples as if Slaanesh was taping him...

Damn, why did I have to go and conjure that mental image?

Thats really disturbing, dude...

i figured the lion lol long blonde hair strong dude why not, hed all be like, snotty about it too like there would be a swarm of girls at his feet and he'd keep his head high, yea definutly the lion..yea

They all could because there supposed to be super-special-awesome, It's just a matter of do they WANT to.

So I say Russ.

Sangy, as word has it he was dreamy.

*facepalm*

ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*

Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?

Anyway, Magnus, because girls like quiet, intellectual guys who actually read.

(I WISH.)

Fixed it.

Oh and for the Magnus = bigger is better thing, he'd probably split them apart.... (Theres a mental image for you)

I'd say Russ, cause the women would be just as drunk as him.

Fulgrim, Horus and Sanguinius would be popular with the ladies, but to busy getting their gay on (with each other)

Lion would go for the fugly ones.

Dorn wuvs the emprah.

Lorgar loves altar boys.

Rowboat is probably celebate

Vulkan would get his pimp on.

Konrad only has to throw some glitters around him and he's set for life.

Mortarion..... no.

Perturabo would be to busy building a fort out of the bed.

Alpharius would be scheming to get women into bed, and when he finally does, probably says JUST AS PLANNED and runs of screaming like a little girl.

Khan, motorcycles... ooooh yeaaah....

Ferrus Manus... some women are into the feel of cold steel....

Angron he eats babies, does not go down well with ladies.

Corax... crying in a corner only getting attention from older ladies....

Soladrin wrote:
Alpharius would be scheming to get women into bed, and when he finally does, probably says JUST AS PLANNED and runs of screaming like a little girl.

Man, that made my day...

FUlgrum is first san a close second because everyone knows fulgrum is the pritty boy of the imperirium.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*

Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?

Where the feth did you think this thread started?

This thread started with sex, not a cesspool of jokes reserved for elementary school kids. Let's keep the gayness down to a minimum.

Russ.....



and why is my flag canadian? Im American, and Thats now my flag was till now

ZacktheChaosChild wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*

Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?

Where the feth did you think this thread started?

This thread started with sex, not a cesspool of jokes reserved for elementary school kids. Let's keep the gayness down to a minimum.

Wow, bit of manlove-phobia from you there?
Really, apart from the mental images of Magnus and splitting people in half , there's nothing that distrubing except your inability to realise this entire thread was a joke.

Emoriffic Skater pheg style makes chicks cream their pants. Sanguinius wins.

I would go with Leman Russ. He does it rough, after all.

The Sanguinator would be real smooooooth and could really flutter a girls heart with those wings of his

Russ comes in a close 2nd, because of his machoness and sweatyness Fact: Sweat contains Pheramones which cause physical attraction. Note: the disgusting smell many associate with Sweat is most often the grime and dirt that build up in the circumstances that cause a human to sweat (physical exertion like working, running)




For those of you who are wondering I am male nerd who knows alot of mostly useless knowledge like the above information

Soladrin wrote:

ZacktheChaosChild wrote:*Facepalm*

Why has this thread dropped so low as to be dripping with jokes about gay sex?

Anyway, Magnus, because girls like quiet, intellectual guys who actually read.

(I WISH.)

Fixed it.

Oh and for the Magnus = bigger is better thing, he'd probably split them apart.... (Theres a mental image for you)

I'd say Russ, cause the women would be just as drunk as him.

Fulgrim, Horus and Sanguinius would be popular with the ladies, but to busy getting their gay on (with each other)

Lion would go for the fugly ones.

Dorn wuvs the emprah.

Lorgar loves altar boys.

Rowboat is probably celebate

Vulkan would get his pimp on.

Konrad only has to throw some glitters around him and he's set for life.

Mortarion..... no.

Perturabo would be to busy building a fort out of the bed.

Alpharius would be scheming to get women into bed, and when he finally does, probably says JUST AS PLANNED and runs of screaming like a little girl.

Khan, motorcycles... ooooh yeaaah....

Ferrus Manus... some women are into the feel of cold steel....

Angron he eats babies, does not go down well with ladies.

Corax... crying in a corner only getting attention from older ladies....

That was awesome. I laughed so hard I creid.

I am gonna vote Mortarion. Because, hey, creepy tentacle surprise sex anyone?

Hey I'm Sanguinius you wanna see my you get the idea.

fallen_wolfborn wrote:

3)WTH? Can you explain?

Happygrunt wrote:
I am gonna vote Mortarion. Because, hey, creepy tentacle surprise sex anyone?

Oh I hate you SSSSSSSOOOOOOOO much right now. (shudders)


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Soladrin wrote:

fallen_wolfborn wrote:

3)WTH? Can you explain?

He's emo

It wasn't called Dorn's Hammer for no reason...

Conrade was moody and gothy. Hell batman was good with the ladies. Plus he was always naked.

Delephont wrote:

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!

Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.

Im pretty sure it said somewhere that the emperor had a women of his own, or at least a "sacred vessal" for the emperors "seed"

aka_tizz wrote:Khan would be so fast in bed that the woman would't even realize what happened

Is that the reason Khan is all white?

...like a bomb in a yoghurt factory....

what has this tread turned into?

Sanguinius.
Long flowing hair. Wings. According to Horus "...he alone has the Emperor's soul in his blood" .

has to be the twin primarchs of the alpha legion. thats twice the primarch for the same price, at the SAME TIME.

Got to go with Horus. Hot chicks always seem to dig bad boys.

Sanlimpwristius? Seriously? That guy was as manly as G...er, Hayden Christiansen...

None, they're all too damn big.

Happygrunt wrote:I am gonna vote Mortarion. Because, hey, creepy tentacle surprise sex anyone?

Mortarion would only be popular in Japan...

voted for Gulliman. He wrote the Codex Astartes, which means he probably pulled some serious s.o.b tail.

That's stupid. Rowboat Girlyman was gone long before the Sisters came to be

I'd say russ but I think hes a furry

I say Sanguinis and no not because I play BA's or the fact that my name is Sanguinis. If you read the fluff it does say he is the most beautiful of all the Primarchs and come on ladies LOOOOOOOOVE Angels. He has his crazy white wings and stuff they would def be all over him in a second.

All women love lions

Wow. Threadnecromancy much? I had entirely forgotten about this thread's existence.

Melissia wrote:None, they're all too damn big.

This thread is silly, we call know that the primach Catyrpelius is best in bed.

On a more positive note, I just found out my boss playes WHFB...Win!

youbedead wrote:I'd say russ but I think hes a furry

I was actually going to say something like that. I planned it out when I was at work, but you beat me to it.

Sanguinius has mutant wings, so nah. Russ is too hairy and ill-mannered, so nah again.

I picked Lorgar. I heard he's very persuasive...

Also, Horus and Fulgrim as they were known to be good looking and out-going.

Unfortunately, Fulgrim would be too busy blowing himself to have time for others... couldn't even say he's gay, unless you mean with himself.

If we are just talking about getting the girls into bed, then it's Russ and Khan with a tie. If we are talking about being attractive to women and still being straight, then it would be Horus before Chaos began its work on him.

And someone should sticky this thread, it is just too good to die.

GundamMerc wrote:Unfortunately, Fulgrim would be too busy blowing himself to have time for others... couldn't even say he's gay, unless you mean with himself.

If we are just talking about getting the girls into bed, then it's Russ and Khan with a tie. If we are talking about being attractive to women and still being straight, then it would be Horus before Chaos began its work on him.

And someone should sticky this thread, it is just too good to die.

If we are talking about animals in bed, Russ. Primarch of the Space furri...wolves.

i think Rogal Dorn would protect them, well of they all would but what ever.

cheapbuster wrote:i think Rogal Dorn would protect them, well of they all would but what ever.

I'm pretty sure Dorn would be too busy building a fortress in the corner out of the bed sheets and lounge pillows.

Isn't this heresy?

Hey, so long as we admit that the Emperor would have his pick of the bunch it's not heresy. Just an inter-primarch competition.

Angron ... he likes kittens , and girl stuff , just jokeing the world eaters are epic

Alpharius of course, the sly dog is the only one clever and sneaky enough to trick a woman into loving/liking him. (or it might be his identical twin Omegon, the babe would be none the wiser).

I reckon Konrad Curze cause it seems to me that chicks dig gothic/tortured look

The lion.....all chicks love a revenge bang.

Mortarion, as this is before the Heresy, thus being before he knew he had Space Aids.

*crrrt*
HOLD ON A SECOND!!!

THIS THREAD HAS A CASE OF DOUBLE THREADOMANCY!!!