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The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 07:29:20


Post by: Owain


-The Eldar Craftworlds escape into the Webway and either start a new life there or escape to another galaxy or dimension. At some point Ynnead awakens and Slaanesh is vanquished.
-Humanity beats back the Tyranid onslaught by taking advantage of the psychic vulnerabilities of the hive mind.
-The Necrons lose momentum and are destroyed or forced into hibernation.
-The foolish and idealistic Tau are crushed by the Humans, the remaining Chaos disciples, or both.
-The Immortal God-Emperor is born anew and vanquishes the Chaos Gods.
-Many successful crusades are launched against Orks and other foul xenos.

In short... humans win, Eldar are safe.


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 12:53:12


Post by: Emperors Faithful


-Ripley awakens from her milennia long slumber. Nids are now screwed.
-Tau are accidently stepped on by Gork (or possibly Mork)
-BTW, Eldrad (that DICK!) was OPTIMISTIC when he said that the Eldar would all die, cos THAT'S when the Ynnead dude awakes.


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:18:11


Post by: penut the butter


Ask a Sister of Battle if you could meander to her dander.


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:19:53


Post by: Emperors Faithful


?
I think you meant to post that on "Things not to do..."


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:33:18


Post by: penut the butter


CRAP!


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:35:27


Post by: metallifan


I donno... Think about it... If you DID ask a Sister that, it would be the end of YOUR universe, that's for damn sure


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:35:30


Post by: penut the butter


Your right.


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:36:17


Post by: metallifan


HA! Beat you to it! *Epic Win Endzone Dance, complete with Fireworks and backflipping kittens*


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:38:58


Post by: penut the butter


Un huh... I had to edit it.(mental note:stash fake evidence of chaos worship in metalliafan's house and alert EF.)


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:43:46


Post by: Emperors Faithful


LOL


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:45:10


Post by: Shadowbrand


*Recalls a wild night in a Soritas Shrine*

Man... that was a party. :3


The End of The 40k Universe!!! @ 2009/09/30 22:51:23


Post by: penut the butter


Kinky avatar shadowbrand.