DarthLakey, can you perhaps make a nice regimental banner?
I'll leave it too you how you do it, I'm sure you will make something nice out of it.

I've placed your flag on the front page...


Now something else: I've updated the roster, if any recruits want to get in.

I need more grunts to carry my grenades

I'll hold onto your explosives for you

*grin*

after all i am the expert on blowing stuff up ^.^

Sister of Krieg wrote:I'll hold onto your explosives for you

*grin*

after all i am the expert on blowing stuff up ^.^

You are not allowed anywhere near explosives...
Nor are any other troopers or stormtroopers.

Now if you want to know why, I remember that someone blew up a latrine with explosives.

that wasn't me and i can't do my job without explosive being the Star of Terra :S

Ya you can, *picks up lasgun*, this has worked for billions of guardsmen before use and it will work for billions more

(does marbo actually carry a lasgun?)

Who?(thats in character I know who he is ooc)

(sorry my character is a female marbo, so i am the explosives master but i don't know what other weapons marbo has?)

*reluctantly takes lasgun*

(I think marbo uses a pistol and knife, though I think he also uses a longlas)

(ok thank you ^.^)

*attachs a scope and silencer to the lasgun and checks the focus and range of the scope*

Thank you

(But the lasgun part was just a stereotypical guardsman bull, so do what you will, and checking the IG codex marbo does not use a lasgun, just a ripper pistol and envenomed blade)

(ok well i'll have the blade and pistol but might take a gun too ^.^)

loner wrote:

Sister of Krieg wrote:I'll hold onto your explosives for you

*grin*

after all i am the expert on blowing stuff up ^.^

You are not allowed anywhere near explosives...
Nor are any other troopers or stormtroopers.

Now if you want to know why, I remember that someone blew up a latrine with explosives.

I blew it up, and Im proud of it ^^

thenoobbomb wrote:

loner wrote:

Sister of Krieg wrote:I'll hold onto your explosives for you

*grin*

after all i am the expert on blowing stuff up ^.^

You are not allowed anywhere near explosives...
Nor are any other troopers or stormtroopers.

Now if you want to know why, I remember that someone blew up a latrine with explosives.

I blew it up, and Im proud of it ^^

I'm going to enjoy the look on my opponents face tomorrow...
He: "Aww crap, that's Marbo, this squad is doomed."
Me: "No it isn't. Marbo is going to use his pistol."
He: "But doesn't he have a democharge or something?"
Me: "Yeah but he isn't going to use it."
He: "Why not?"
Me: "Because he behaved very bad in camp!"

So for tomorrow, a little 750 points game.
Any volunteers?

Writing up the list at the moment.

lol naughty Marbo/Hale

Flamer away

*volunteering*

*Raises pistol*

Mind not tasering my head..

*looks at pistol*This isnt a Taser*from a pocket in his jacket Taveth pulls out a Land Raider lascannon* NOW THIS IS A TASER

*pulls out a volcano cannon* now this is a taser

Dont hit me!

*blows up thenoobbomb with the volcano cannon* lol

*dies*

*looks at the half oblitorated planet* woops

*respawns*

*looks at the respawning imperial guards man floating through space*

*blows up the new latrine*

nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo latrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vengeance..

thenoobbomb wrote:vengeance..

Alright, so we lost our camp, half of our planet and our latrine...

Private Samuel Linius, what do you have to say to your defence?

And we got new recruits: Two leman Russes and a Primaris Psyker.
I wonder who they are?

could i be the psyker? i'm not enjoying burning things as much as i thought i would :S

wow over exagerated ^^

that was pretty entertaining

*Returns to find that everything has been destroyed* I can't leave you people alone for a minute can I!!! I'm gone for just a few minutes and you've destroyed half of the entire planet!!! And you blew up the latrine again!!! This is outrageous!!! And its extremly difficult as well, how the heck did you manage to blow up half the bloody planet!?! Well!?!

Hezekial wrote:nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo latrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(....well I am saving this)

By The Emperor the next person who blows up the latrine is having their head used as a latrine!

oohhh disgusting :( i'll make sure to be careful with my explosives then ^.^

Sister of Krieg wrote:oohhh disgusting :( i'll make sure to be careful with my explosives then ^.^

None of you are allowed any explosives anymore...
Untill further notice everyone that carries, has or uses explosives will be shot.
The NCO's, the tank crew and the officers are an exception to this rule.

* flings away krak grenade* all explosives off sir! (btw how are the stormtroopers going)

O.o Marbo/Hale can't survive without explosives :(

Please say I get them back during battle I havn't even blown anything up yet i'm still being punished

Larkin walks in.

Hi guys

Larkin Leaves.


Just kidding, sorry for my lack of appearences, i have been spending alot of time in the logicium looking at our tactics and helping out with what we need to take next battle.

i should be here more often now

Hi Larkin' ^.^

Position: 115

Name: Dane Estey

Nickname: Iron Light

History/Bio: A man taller than the average, with black hair and blue eyes, the man was born on Mordia. His father was a artisan for a governor, his mother was the daughter of that governor. Instead of showing interest in the art of stone, he showed imediant attraction to the armed forces and joined at his first chance. Being the man he was at 18, he matured very fast, and accepted the emperor because he wanted answer's to life and accepted the teaching of the priests with a feverish zeal. Going into his first battle he was nothing more that a trooper with a rifle, however the company Flamer fell and Dane was ordered to take up the arms. Unlike many of the new greens, he knew how to use it with accuracy and ease only seen in men indefinitely used to the weapon, and roasted the rebel forces with an awesome force felt by the commander of the company. The battle seemed lost until Dane, atop of a rock looked to his enemy's with a burning hate only seen by orks being told battle would have to hate, yelling at his running squad: Rally to me, brothers of iron, we are mordian, we do not falter, lets show this filth the divine force! The entire company charged back into the fray as the Flamer roasted the now wavering enemy. After that battle he was awarded a medal, but the men giving it to him was always wondering, was it from the fact that he held his weapon with such a care as it were a relic, or was it that the man never uttered a word to anything other than a prideful "Yes Sir". A year later he was transferred to civilian duty, and he immediately applied to what ever regiment would take him.

Welcome Estey, your record is impressive, but you'll need to do better if your going to be a Bataviran. I hope you enjoy training, cause that's how my platoon spends most of its nights, and days.

Dane nodded, shifting his Flamer case on his back and A slow smile spread across his face. He would get to take Vengance out of her case once again.

Welcome Dane ^.^

*offers his hand to shake* Welcome, I've heard you have a record that would make most envious.

I look forward to working and training with you Dane.

*smiles and Hold out a hand for Dane to shake*

loner wrote:

thenoobbomb wrote:vengeance..

Alright, so we lost our camp, half of our planet and our latrine...

Private Samuel Linius, what do you have to say to your defence?

It was self-defence..!

wow why does no-one ever shake my hand :S

Easy, you were here before me

Dane takes each hand with his own, returning with a firm controlled shake, also bowing his head respectfully to the hellos.

thenoobbomb wrote:

loner wrote:

thenoobbomb wrote:vengeance..

Alright, so we lost our camp, half of our planet and our latrine...

Private Samuel Linius, what do you have to say to your defence?

It was self-defence..!

Alright, you are demoted to private untill further notice.
Let's not talk about it anymore, since we otherwise get an angry mod after us.

Any further RP'ing can be done in the regimental log.

As to Dane, welcome to our regiment.

what!? demoted?!

Anyways, welcome Dane.

GUys, just a note, alot of other chapters (including my catachan 222nd have had recruitment posts locked for off topic chat

I HATE THE MODS!

ineptus astartes wrote:I HATE THE MODS!

Alright, thank you for letting us know this.
From now on, we are gonna change the wind that blows in here.
This topic can be used for recruitment and such.
Chatting can be done in the regimental log.
Happy wargaming!

It's just KilKrazy whose been cracking down on off-topic discusions -.- making life boring with rules and regulations. IT'S JUST NOT PC.

and back to topic welcome Dane

(There is a reason I am part of Doomfart)

and welcome back Larkin

ok character sort out:

Character name: Grimnastic Blaiferince "Grim"
Role: Primaris Psyker
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Appearance: Grim is a young yet incredibly wise and powerful Psyker. He has sleek white blonde hair and green eyes. He is tall yet scrawny and has palid skin which glows with a slight blue aura of Psykick energy.
Background: From the day he was born it was obvious that Grimnastic had incredible Psykick potential, for this reason his parents hid him from others. This makes him awkward around other humans. He joined the Bataviran 197th Batalion when he reached the right age and has served in this unit for a good 18 years. Undertaking many tasks deemed 'Impossible without his Psykick talents'.

(hope you all like this character and that I can join the Bataviran)

So he joined at the age of 12?

yep joined the guard at age 12 like most worlds recruiting stations obviously he wasn't recruited as a Psyker but when it became obvious that he had Psykick abilities they attached him to a regiment (197th Bataviran) and he has been their Psyker since.

Hezekial wrote:yep joined the guard at age 12 like most worlds recruiting stations obviously he wasn't recruited as a Psyker but when it became obvious that he had Psykick abilities they attached him to a regiment (197th Bataviran) and he has been their Psyker since.

There is no black ship involved?

black ship?

Hezekial wrote:black ship?

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Adeptus_Astra_Telepathica
If you scroll down a bit.

oh I don't remember that, although I do have blank spots of my past.

and where is Titan?

(ooc: i didn't know that, thanx)

IC:Uhh welcome*backs off clearly uncomfortable*

(Titan is a moon of Saturn or Jupiter)

Wardragoon wrote:IC:Uhh welcome*backs off clearly uncomfortable*

(Titan is a moon of Saturn or Jupiter)

No RPing here...

lol
STOP! THIS IS THE ROLEPLAY POLICE!

(ooc: i know where titan is it's the moon of jupiter, i was joking as if my character has been abducted by the grey knight, mind-wiped and put back into this regiment)

Actually titan is a moon of saturn and is almost like a planet in that it has an atmosphere and land masses and liquid oceans. Although the liquid os methane or ethane.

really i heard from a big grey knight fan that it orbits Jupiter :S weird

nice character Hezekial ^.^
and welcome to the regiment

Position 128: Olivia (Ice Queen) Asper and her horse: Marilyn

Build: Average Height, extremely fit, blonde hair, several battle scars.

Background: Asper is very reclusive and private, especially with her histpry and does not like to talk with others about it. She is extremely serious and focussed completely on killing the enemy, and she makes sure her men are just as disciplined. It was this cold behaviour towards her men and the enemy that earnt her the nickname: Ice Queen. Although she seems unfeeling, and she is mostly, her men know that she does everything she can to keep them alive and despises all commanders who don't think exactly the same, this leads to her getting in a lot of arguments and has led to many problems for her.

All of this originates from when Asper was a normal citizen, she worked in a stables for a wealthy military family. Then one day she saw them rushing to their car and then they drove away without explanation, leaving the house abandoned and all the doors unlocked. Assuming they were coming back, she went back to work. then, about an hour later she heard a great war cry coming from over the hills, she looked out and there she saw an endless horde of orks charging straight towards her and the nearby town. She rushed to her car but then she saw that the orks had already over run the road. That was when she looked back and had an idea, she ran into the stable and saddled up her favourite horse: Marilyn and opened up the gates for all the other horses. Just as the orks began to surround the stable she burst out riding marilyn. She started galloping towards the town, knocking down any orks in her way as the other horses followed in her stead. She heard endless gunshots ringing in her ears but she made it out without getting hit. When she arrived at the town, it had gone to hell. The orks were pillaging everything, then she saw a group of 3 orks chasing a little girl down an alley. When she pursued whe realised that she didn't have a weapon. She jumped fom Marilyn's back onto the first ork while marilyn carried on and ran down the second ork. She held her hands over the eyes of the first ork thinking the other would not risk hurting it's ally. But instead it chopped at her face regardless of what happened. t cut her face several times and killed it's friend, Asper fell to the ground atop the ork, she rolled to the side just in time and grabbed the dead ork's choppa and hacked back and connected with the orks neck. Blood began spurting from the wound and the ork fell back clutching it's neck. Then Asper turned to the little girls just in time to see the third ork had crawled over to her and shot her dead in the stomach. Asper rushed forward bringing the choppa down on the ork's gormless head. Then she looked at the girl and said: 'I'm sorry. You didn't deserve this. My daughter.' Just as Asper considered commiting suicide seeing the ork's gun just lieing there, marilyn returned and rubbed up against her. Asper came back to the real world and heard the screams of other innocent people, she mounted Marilyn and rode off.

Asper was reported killing at least 30 orks in total at the battle of the town of Wye. Due to this, she was found out and asked to join the rough riders of the 197th bataviran. She refused, saying she had already lost enough. It wasn't until about a week earlier that she heard the rumours about why the orks had hit the town of Wye and used it as their invasion site. She heard that an inquisitor had redirected the orks away from empty agricultural land to Wye because there had been one heretic who had originated from there 2 decades ago. yet, the important families in the area had been forewarned but had not warned anyone else. The next day, she changed her mind, joining the rough riders, vowing to use whatever resources she could get her hands on to find out who this inquisitor was and deal with him. She knows just what she'll do to him, and she knows what will happen to her, and she doesn't care. She has worked her way up to sergeant through amazing achievements such as leading her squad on a suicide mission to save a whole platoon pinned down by orks, feats like this have led to her saving a few commanders and this means she has been promoted slowly much to annoyance of the one's she just argues with.

She has now spent 5 years looking for this inquisitor, and she will never give up.

Wow, got a bit carried away there.

this got moved to dakka fiction, I think its fine to RP now

I suppose we can rp here now, but if the mods come and close this place down, I'll blame you.

Nice fluff tantan, makes me feel like I should've done more with my character, good job.

Hezekial wrote:lol
STOP! THIS IS THE ROLEPLAY POLICE!

(ooc: i know where titan is it's the moon of jupiter, i was joking as if my character has been abducted by the grey knight, mind-wiped and put back into this regiment)

Actually, they wouldnt mind wipe him. Just a random Guardsman? Oh, he is a shiny psyker? Who cares. Psykers are dangerous.
That would be his death.. Mind wiping is expensive @@

wow Tantan your character background is amazing ^.^

It sure is..

Sister of Krieg wrote:nice character Hezekial ^.^
and welcome to the regiment

Thanx SoK glad you liked it.

thenoobbomb wrote:

Hezekial wrote:lol
STOP! THIS IS THE ROLEPLAY POLICE!

(ooc: i know where titan is it's the moon of jupiter, i was joking as if my character has been abducted by the grey knight, mind-wiped and put back into this regiment)

Actually, they wouldnt mind wipe him. Just a random Guardsman? Oh, he is a shiny psyker? Who cares. Psykers are dangerous.
That would be his death.. Mind wiping is expensive @@

Confusion :S Why did you bother mentioning the Black Ships then, if that then makes it impossible for my Character to exist -.-

I didnt mention it!

Well my character is here, so black ships and titan are irrelivant now

Titan?

Sister of Krieg wrote:wow Tantan your character background is amazing ^.^

Thanks, writing fiction is the one place of the hobby which I can do really well and don't need tutorials or advice. (I tried not to sound big headed there)

it's not being big headed if it's true

Welcome to the Corp.

any pics of the stormies loner?

ineptus astartes wrote:any pics of the stormies loner?

They are half painted currently.
I don't have many time to paint since I work for 10 hours per day...

I can post a picture of them if you insist.

Tantan, you have a very nice background, welcome to the group!

Luckey dog, wish I worked ten hours a day.

Alright, we are going to perform a little rollcall to see who are still with us and who aren't.
I would like that every Bataviran posts a comment saying wether they are present or not.
Those that don't post anything within a week are recoreded as AWOL and thus deserters.

Just letting you know I haven't deserted!
As requested, Pasqan Johk Reporting.

Sgt. Kracken Reporting Sir!

Lieutenant Demitrix Nulstovsky, reporting sir . . . like I'd ever leave you all anyway!

Sergeant Taveth Reporting for duty

Sergeant Olivia (Ice Queen) Asper (and Marilyn the horse) reporting in.

Spacial Weapons, Private Dane Estey standing for orders, SIR!

It's good to see that there are still people with us!

When I have the time, I'll update the roster.

Still ready to blow up latrines, sir!

Guardsman Cheslav reporting for duty, sir!

Updated the roster...
I'm glad to see that you guys are still with us.

Stonned, what is the nickname of your tank, have you found a suiting one yet? Tell me when you have, so I can paint it on the tank.

i'm here

Larkin's here!

What kind if Russ is it, just a normal one?

Leman Russ Battle Tank, without any upgrades.

Hmm, is there a chance Sergeant Taveth can err get promoted to Tank Commander of one of the LRs

Wardragoon wrote:Hmm, is there a chance Sergeant Taveth can err get promoted to Tank Commander of one of the LRs

Only if he can come up with a cool nickname...
(I'll paint it on the tank and put a photo online)

A crew would help too, but it's not necessary.

Awe, so Battle Canon and to Bolters? We should call it Lyness, or Hearaldry. Or even Dwindle! Lol, the fearsome Dwindle trudged into battle, scattering hundreds. Dwindle, what a tank! Hahaha!

....Dwindle...YES!!!!

Wardragoon wrote:....Dwindle...YES!!!!

Are you sure about this?...

Dwindling down the foes of the imperium one by one yes, besides in knights of blood my true title extends to

"Dreadnought Ship Commander techpriest Petraes The Emperors Hammer Goon.....I am seeking to add more titles to that just for S&G's

I'm back too! (I have been doing four big RPs ATM. you try playing a chaos terminator lord, chaos raptor, space,lizard, and Sam Vimes-esq watch commander and see if YOU can keep track of them...)

Wardragoon wrote:Dwindling down the foes of the imperium one by one yes, besides in knights of blood my true title extends to

"Dreadnought Ship Commander techpriest Petraes The Emperors Hammer Goon.....I am seeking to add more titles to that just for S&G's

Then Dwindle it shall be!

And do you mind getting promoted to Lieutenant and being placed in command of the vehicle squadrons?

ineptus astartes wrote:I'm back too! (I have been doing four big RPs ATM. you try playing a chaos terminator lord, chaos raptor, space,lizard, and Sam Vimes-esq watch commander and see if YOU can keep track of them...)

Just keep track of ours, we are the most interesting.
And I got the Stormtroopers finished, I think you and thenoobbomb would like it too see them.

sure, I can be a lieutenant.

Congragulations Taveth, I'm glad to see that the postion of Tank Squadron Commander has gone to a man who deserves it. Do you have any previous experience with tanks? Or commanding tanks for that matter? Perhaps you should learn the way of the treadhead before you take up your position?

I piloted some out of date Imperial Guard rejects when I was with the PDF, but that was what 20 years ago.

Perhaps you could use a refresher then. Talk to one of the tank crewman, I'm sure they'll be glad to show their new commander the ropes, although they may not like it.

Hey guys,

We had luck, because Siger Fauquet, one of the troopers in our regiment carries an old camera with him.
We tried to get some of the photo's printed, what do you think of them?
The photo's were made during our attack against Tannerheim.
Tannerheim is one of the hive cities on Solarwer. (The planet we currently are on...)

Here we see a Bataviran boldly advancing through the outskirts of Tannerheim.

This is just a test, it isn't great, but I hope you guys like it, so I can make some more.
I got the idea from this thread: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/375207.page

It looks great loner, looking forward to seeing more of them.

That is pretty cool.

And here is another one:


Cheselav right before he is about to make his famous kill against an Ork Warboss, from 300 metres away.
(I don't know which one was the right one...)
I need to work on the edges and on the right scales...
Still, I hope you like them!

And an important message!
The following people are awarded the Ribbon of Pride:
Pasqan Johk,
Sergeant Kracken,
Demitrix Nulstovsky,
Lieutenant Taveth,
Olivia Asper,
Dane Estey,
Samuel Linius,
Cheselav,
Hale Valence,
Haine Larkin,
Laertes O'kar.

The Ribbon of Pride
Awarded to those individuals who show great pride in being part of their regiment, and are not afraid to show it.
All guardsmen must do their duty in battle, but those awarded this honor go beyond the battlefield and strive to participate in activites outside of combat.
Their commitment to their regiment is unparalled and they are seen in high regards by all their fellow guardsmen because of it.

Wear it with pride...

is it safe to RP now in this since it is in dakka fiction?

Wardragoon wrote:is it safe to RP now in this since it is in dakka fiction?

Yes, go ahead.

lol my scope is still bent.
But I like the photo - its really good

*Struts around camp* I'm a decorated Hero now. OH YA!

Hmm, I wonder when Sergeant Blach does something wort remembering.

Scrazza wrote:Hmm, I wonder when Sergeant Blach does something wort remembering.

The battles and dice will decide, but you can help it a lot..

Indeed just try to be more like me. I'm the greatest.

Commisar Wolfie wrote:Indeed just try to be more like me. I'm the greatest.

You got two medals already, keep up the good work.

Can I have a bayonet attached to my autocannon just in case anything gets to close?

Y'know, I know understand why the officers I meet are always irritable, these damn uniforms are pressed to be harder than Ceramite

metalhead signing on to be a gunner on either lrbt

I could use ya(OOC: Taveth is commander of Dwindle)

Wardragoon wrote:Y'know, I know understand why the officers I meet are always irritable, these damn uniforms are pressed to be harder than Ceramite

Finally someone noticed! These damn uniforms are actually made of Flak, with Ceramite plates placed in between the fabrics. It makes for good protection, but its the most unconfortable thing you will ever ware! And, this massive collar really obscures your vision! Oh, it doesn't look like you have that proplem, its just me then . . . damn!!

Commisar Wolfie wrote:Can I have a bayonet attached to my autocannon just in case anything gets to close?

You already got a huge chainsaw as arm?

metalhead wrote:metalhead signing on to be a gunner on either lrbt

Name, trooper?
It's good to have you with us.

Lyzin Locrian wrote:

Wardragoon wrote:Y'know, I know understand why the officers I meet are always irritable, these damn uniforms are pressed to be harder than Ceramite

Finally someone noticed! These damn uniforms are actually made of Flak, with Ceramite plates placed in between the fabrics. It makes for good protection, but its the most unconfortable thing you will ever ware! And, this massive collar really obscures your vision! Oh, it doesn't look like you have that proplem, its just me then . . . damn!!

So... You suggest not wearing anything on the battlefield?

I have to say I do enjoy those pictures, you should do a contrast of regular to the old wartime. That would look neat.

I love the Photograph of our advancing forces ^.^ and thank you for the Ribbon of Pride.

Sister of Krieg wrote:I love the Photograph of our advancing forces ^.^ and thank you for the Ribbon of Pride.

I'm glad you are happy with it.
And remember, more activity, means more chances of medals, glory, heroic actions, kills and fun!

loner wrote:

Commisar Wolfie wrote:Can I have a bayonet attached to my autocannon just in case anything gets to close?

You already got a huge chainsaw as arm?

True but i use that to cut up me dinner. Now a bayonet on the end of me autocannon could also be used to roast marshmallows as well as stab me enemies at the same time that i carve them up.

How do you masturbate with a chain arm?!

Erreul wrote:How do you masturbate with a chain arm?!

Somethings are better to remain unknown...

A new battle report is in the regimental log.

Perhaps our dear commissar wishes to reveal himself?

Well you see a lot of wd40 is involved and you jes have ta be be real careful like to not get near the dang thing.

A medal?@ Shiny! *puts medal in a box. Grabs a moo-moo milkshake.*

thenoobbomb wrote:A medal?@ Shiny! *puts medal in a box. Grabs a moo-moo milkshake.*

The master of ordnance milkshake, a fine classic with an explosive flavour at the end, without doubt the perfect milkshake for you.

And remember people, I've heard some rumours that the Knights of Blood are looking for new recruits.
Although they are a bit edge-y, they are still loyal to the Imperium!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/377400.page

Are they?
__________
-incoming- 'This is Grand Master Samuel Croan from the Knights of Blood. Im here with the entire chapter. But for you, I have a great deal! You give us 100 recruits everyday, and we dont kill you!'

'never!'

'Allright, prepera exterminatus.'

'Erm... How many did you want?'
__________
-copied and edited from Codex Orks. Without permission.-

loner wrote:

thenoobbomb wrote:A medal?@ Shiny! *puts medal in a box. Grabs a moo-moo milkshake.*

The master of ordnance milkshake, a fine classic with an explosive flavour at the end, without doubt the perfect milkshake for you.

Oh, and its there.

Tightening his red commissarite cap to a strict level, Dane stands in his crisp clean red and black coat all Commisars are recognized by. "My fellows, I am not a ruthless man, I am a civil servant of the Divine God Emperor as each of you are also. I am not a man who belives in wasting perfectly good Canon Foder with my own, more important, ammunition. I am of the newer generation, If it is a problem, it can be talked out, if not, then all suffer due to one. What will your fellows think of you when you are the cause of complete cut off of drink, or the good tasting rations? I am not afraid to use my wepon however, and I sport an electronic wip aswell. I am relaxed in the term of being a Commisar." Dane looked around the gathered men, muttering 'witch was was probubly why I was positioned here...' Dane cleared his throat. "I am not your freind, I am not your foe, I am the one who keeps you from causing the Divine God to loose, we will win, the talents you men and women surpass my expectations. Conquest and glory ahead!" Dane raised a fist to the air, his many shined medals chinking on his chest.

Isn't moo moo milk from Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time?

No, it aint. Its English! And it isnt in the Netherlands!

Its lovely! Yum yum!

hmm i will have to get some then ^.^ where do you buy it from?

From the moo-moo's shop! Any self respecting city would have one (Oxford has one. Stratford Upon Avon has one. Further I dont know )

oh ok ^^

Can i still join.
115: Sam, flamer
Nickname: torch
Age: 19
Fav. Food: Pizza
Fav. Drink: beer
Doesnt like: city fighting
Likes: setting fire to things
Description: tall, strong, dark hair and blue eyes. He joined up because is brothers had and he hoped to be with them.

Welcome the the 197th!
I suppose you mean Torch, not tourch. Remember, the only things we Batarivans won't stand for are Xenos, Heretics and incorrect spelling and grammar!

It's good to have you with us Sam,
which model do you prefer?
I got a Cadian model and a Valhallan flamer, the Cadian one is already painted and the Valhallan style still needs to be painted.

For a better picture about the Valhallan, this is what it should look like:

Sorry for that. The first one

i thought i was already the cadian flamer?

oh no never mind i changed character

Hezekial wrote:i thought i was already the cadian flamer?

oh no never mind i changed character

You are a psyker now..

Sir can I request that we get more apples. I have been practicing with me chainsaw hand and I done run out of apples.

Yes. We need apples. Oh, and avacados. Never forget the avacados, that's what I always say.

OOOO I can cut those tooo. and shred makes for some good dip

I have personly requisitioned apples and avacados. And oranges. Unfortunatly they only gave us the trees, so can we collectively take care of a few trees with out killing them some how?

How DARE you suggest not killing to aquire food.

You wouldn't cut a little meat off the side of a chicken to eat, would you?
No. You kill it and harvest everything. Trees are no different. They must be hacked down. They must be stripped of all their bark.
And then they must be KILLED WITH FIRE.

And I have the perfect thing to cut them down with.
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That bayonet on the end of my autocannon that I wanted.

Commisar Wolfie wrote:And I have the perfect thing to cut them down with.
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That bayonet on the end of my autocannon that I wanted.

The bayonet that you have on the end of you autocannon!

Well...I think I can help. I think I can shoot that boulder over there with my tank and viola, big bowl for dip

It's a party then!

Then atleast plant the seeds, or I'll shove my las pistol up your ass and watch the nice laser show that will come out of your eyes. Do I make my self clear?

No worries, I'll spread some seed

.....Pretty Lights!

Perfect. I've always enjoyed light shows my self. But, I've always enjoyed a burning or destroyed greenskin or heretic, much more fun to mutilate, or disfigure... Or hand on a banner an charge into their freinds...

Hey guys,

As some of you might know, I'm going on holiday.
So don't expect a lot of posts from me in the next three weeks.

Have fun,
Loner

Right o you lazy whelps, i have been left in charge in his absence. drop and give me 20!

oh do i have to? -.-

hlaine.larkin wrote:Right o you lazy whelps, i have been left in charge in his absence. drop and give me 20!

Only if you buy me Hydraulics for my Leman Russ

If I do push ups the ground gets my chainsaw all gunked up.

Get out of the russ then, you tankers, always living in your russes. however i will let you guys off.

So... What am I enforcing exactly?

The requisition of hydraulics for my tank, well that and a chain axe

You are enforcing my will, by the order of the high commander.

However that makes me sound cruel.

*Cracks open crate of beer (and non alcoholic for those of you not 18, this is a british party) and passes round to everyone*

WOO SPRING BREAK! no battles for 3 weeks!

*Incoming vox* This is Major Dalcassian of the Terran 3rd expeditionary force, and we need assistance, here is the link
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/384423.page

(ooc yes this is some shameless promotion for me, but Liuetenant Taveth likes the idea too

you may wanna give some credit to someone for taking the idea nd format

hlaine.larkin wrote:Right o you lazy whelps, i have been left in charge in his absence. drop and give me 20!

Nonsense! Vordon left specific instructions that I would be in command! *begins brawl*

He said he sent someone else a pm, if that was you, then okay we will deal with it together

Together we shall and if this thread gets locked I swear I will Censored by order of the Inquisition

D: *Dives into hole where the latrines were and fortifies with sand bags, razor wire and storm bolter positions, throws together a mortar from some tooth picks, gum, vodka and non alchoholic beer bottles, and some dead ork parts. Plants mines around the position and sets up a vox caster.* "Sir, I shall be watching our camp from this position."

Dane, we are renaming you to MacGuyver, its settled

This is now official edict. From now on, dane shall be macgyver.

Loner sent me a PM saying that I would in charge of managing you buggars for awhile. Unfortunately I was away at the time, but now I'm back, and I'm ready to full fill my duties, anyone of you steps out of line, and I'll have Dane make a pretty light show up your , any questions!!!

No sir!

Any questions?....My tank needs more cowbell

*Staggers in*
I was told... Something 'bout looking after thread... Drinking contest with Space Marine... Moral victory
...In charge...
*Collapses*

Wardragoon wrote:Any questions?....My tank needs more cowbell

I sent a man to aquire more cowbell, unfortunately he failed and was executed by Dane for incompitance. I've sent another man, if he fails I'll be sending Cheslav, I sure hope he fails.

DarthLakey wrote:potato

. . . shut up

Aun'shi wrote:*Staggers in*
I was told... Something 'bout looking after thread... Drinking contest with Space Marine... Moral victory
...In charge...
*Collapses*

*Drags Pasqan to Dane's fortified position*
I'll let you deal with this one, he's very drunk, aparantly he had a drinking contest with a space marine, or something. Anyway he should probably be executed.

*Follows Demitrix* By the Emperor don't execute the man, he just showed those Astartes who the true warriors of the Imperium are.

Maybe he did, but he still challeneges my authority, and I won't have that here. Besides, it is up to Dane to determine the punishment, he is, after all, our commisar.

Hey, if the CO told him to make sure we dont blow more stuff up I am inclined to believe him, and besides, you Bavarians tend to like the drink.

I will not shoot this man... However take him from his drink rations for 3 weeks, if that doesn't work maybe he would like to personly lead the Canon Foder I have collected.

Probably should take him to the medica officer to... If he isn't in life threatening situation, then make him work aswell.

Yes the commanding officer told me to help. But I was uhh... distracted. Long story short I now owe the marines a storm raven. I agree with anyone who wasn't for killing me. Im just gonna... *collapses again*

....deffinately bring him to the medicae

Has anyone seen that the medicae are green, ugly, big and have goblins with them?

No, actually I haven't.

Name:Jack Zwieblumen
Age:20
Nickname: Tourist
favorite food: none (or rather has to many)
Favorite drink: See above
Pets: none(unless you include his lasgun and picter)
habits:Jack refers to his lasgun as 'Lugg' which he says is short for 'luggage'. He also gets into some of the oddest situations possible and seems to come out of them relatively unscathed. He carries a picter and frequently uses it when he sees something he wants to remember, usually someone in a heroic pose or soul-stirring scenes of battle.
Likes: Pict-taking,Space marines and other heroes,excitement,travelling,new experiences.
Hates: Picts that don't turn out right,mundane jobs,boredom.
Description:whatever valhallan troopers you might have left with a green stuffed camera hanging by his side(or in his other hand or whatever.
Quotes:
"What a strange creature...think it's dangerous?"-trooper Zwieblumen on seeing a tyranid for the first time.

Well sky, out infamous leader is on leave at the moment.

oh ok.
Well then ill just wait patiently...

But I am the commissar, so I could take you under my wing as a general hanger oner untill he gets back if you want.

Yeah... brevet rank of junior commissar ...or not

Ah well.

Oh good. I thought I killed the thread.

Come in guys, break out the defibulater!

Err is it supposed to turn that blue-ish color?

Well... No, but let's keep going with it and see what happens.

Skycrawler wrote:Oh good. I thought I killed the thread.

You did.
You didnt.
I dont know.
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well long time no post I really need to get back into Dakka-ing.

A Shadow cast across the thread blackens the sky and freezes the hearts of men. Spears of light and hope pierce the darkness of fate as the worriars of man-kind descend from the heavens upon wings of destiny. They ignore defeat, they defy many foes, AND THEY SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!

(i should be a chaplain for that moral boosting speech)

welcome back Hezekial ^.^ and Space marines? what are they doing here =.=

Ohhh space marines *readies picter for inevitable awesomeness*

*Vordon comes back with a Mordian officers.*
Ha! I think my company is more disciplined then yours.
I've been away for a week, let's see how they behaved.
*Sees that half of the camp is on fire, that everyone is drunk, troopers sleeping on the ground and the remaining sober person running in little circles*
I'm pretty sure my company is over there-ish.
*walks away with Mordian officers.*

*voice from the balcony of a palace*
READY!
*entire army in front of palace stomps on ground*
FIRE!
*first rank shoots at prisoners, obviously heretics, all mutation free..*

Welcome to the newly taken chapter planet of the Knights of Blood... Nice place, isnt it?

Anyways, what are the Mordians doing here? They are as blue as Ultramarines..

Am I the only one who got Sky's character ref? *cough*Twoflower*cough*

No I understood it being a Terry Pratchett fan too ^.^

.....confused now.. Possible?

yeah. I am a major Terry Pratchett fan as well.


i was estatic when I found some of the books here, did not know they sold them in the Thamel district.

I'm still here! What did I miss? Did I kill anyone?

Oh good the thread lives.

Its alive!

Allright everybody gather around for a regimental picture.Remember the Departmento Munitorum will be using this in a newspaper so look sharp. *fumbles with picter*

*Makes face*

((not one similar to your avatar i hope))

Let see here... first that doodad goes like this.....the watchamacallit goes just so..and thethingamajig goes there...one moment please this is a new model.

*Pulls face for the picture, gurn*

*looks up* No Duckface!!! *slips and messes up film* ARGGGHH!!! now I gotta get a new roll of film. Everyone just... go about your merry drunken business and ill be back with more film... *Mutters* so much for professionals *end muttering*

*shows his stickbombs*

john "metalhead" jacobs hoping to become a driver for either lrbt im sort of used to driving around tractors so i can go where you need me too. The story behind the nickname comes from the steel plate i have in my head that i got from flipping a tractor into a ditch i dideent crack my head open from that though, my dad did.

Well I can't speak for loner cause you know... I'm just a camera carrying goon, but welcome to this miraculously insane Regiment.

thanks i think im going to like it here!

Anyone know how much longer loner is going to be away?

Not a clue

Commisar Wolfie wrote:Not a clue

Expect me in 2 or 3 days.

Anywho...

*returns with camera* now where did everyone go?

I was just showing my stikkbombs. (no, not in that way, dirty peep!)

loner wrote:

Commisar Wolfie wrote:Not a clue

Expect me in 2 or 3 days.

AHHH! Get out of my head!

He is here...

Only, I am allowed to intrute into other thoughts and minds. Given the gift of foresight and an ability for mind reading, are simple tricks for a Primaris Psyker such as myself -.-

Alright guys, I'm back form holiday.
I was back yesterday and played a game of 40k today, unfortunatly I haven't finished the battlereport yet, so expect it today or tomorrow.

I went through the last couple of pages and I must say that I'm proud of you guys, I really am.
I want to welcome our newest recruits!

welcome back!

loner wrote:Alright guys, I'm back form holiday.
I was back yesterday and played a game of 40k today, unfortunatly I haven't finished the battlereport yet, so expect it today or tomorrow.

I went through the last couple of pages and I must say that I'm proud of you guys, I really am.

Huzzah!
How was your holiday?

hey!

Thanks guys, now onto the new things.

I those that didn't reply to the rollcall have had 3 extra weeks to reply. Those that didn't are considered AWOL untill I know what to do with them.

So does that mean I'm an official guardsman now? Not just a Munitorum reporter goon?

Skycrawler wrote:So does that mean I'm an official guardsman now? Not just a Munitorum reporter goon?

Yes indeed.

Woohoo! I'm gonna shoot me some xenos scum (with my camera after my lasgun takes them out.)

Better make some nice photo's. I think we would all like that.

As for the new things:
I have bought and assembled 6 Missile launchers and loaders, any volunteer for those?
And I've bought two Scout sentinels, anyone intersted in them?

Also, a honorable discharge for the following trooper:
Haine Larkin.
I want all of you to get back here in ten minutes as if we are going on parade.
I don't care if there is another important parade, I don't care if the regimental commander is watching, this is important.

See you all in ten minutes.

Lets reply.

Ooh pictures, I can't wait.

I feel like I haven't said anything in a while, we need to do more stuff.

Anyway, Larkin is gone? Damn, he was a good soldier, I'm gonna miss him. Glad your back sir, things certainly were less interesting when you were away.

I didnt have the time to make stuff interesting...

I'm back from Cadet camp, I'll be posting on my real computer by atleast tomorrow.

Erreul wrote:I'm back from Cadet camp, I'll be posting on my real computer by atleast tomorrow.

hey great to meet a fellow cadet where were you at blackdown?

Lol if so Im going to lol.

Hey,

Would you guys like it if I write a new story?
If so, supply your name and what kind of opponent we should fight.

Cheers,
Loner

-Samuel Linius

Now, Orks would be cool, we already had chaos, dark eldar would be awsome.

john "metalhead" jacobs i would be up for some dark eldar

You could always fight against my DE and use the battle propaganda(report...)

Dark eldar sound frigh... errr I mean fun, commissar! I totally wasn't going to say frightening...not me...nope... Emperor's sword and all that!

Now I'm back for real, my computer decided it would be a great idea to go into a virus induced perma- lock. I unfortunatly have no clue where or what, or even if, I'm still apart of this thread. Loner, could you hook me up with a message over a personal message or something?

I'm still soaking up some background for the following days, just to make it all more logical and realistic, but I do have the major story line thought out.
Anyone else wants to participate in it?

Count your Commisar in.

Oh hey loner can i see my mini? Also, use trooper Zwieblumen to the best of his abilities.

Can I please be the Ministorum priest? I would like to be called Trietre.

Scratch that. Can I be Number 124? Name: Zeus

Ogryn wrote:Scratch that. Can I be Number 124? Name: Zeus

May I advice you to take number 129?
That squad sees more action and goes to combat more.

As for Faticus Morebosis, want to become a sergeant plasmagunner in the company command squad?
As for Pasqan 'loudmouth' Johk, want to become a sergeant voxcaster in the company command squad?

Not much changes, except you get paid more and you can order privates around!

This might interest you, the army list that I'm going to work towards.
The units mentioned will be used everytime I play a game. (The list is 1225 points, therefor I will use all of these units whenever I play at a higher point level then 1225, such as 1250 or 1500.)

CCS: 90
Vox, standard, lascannon

CCS: 100
Vox, standard, plasmagun x 2

Stormtroopers: 105
2 x plasma

Marbo: 65

PCS "demitrix platoon": 50
Vox, flamer x 3

IS: 110
Meltagun, vox, commissar with PW

IS: 60
Meltagun

PCS "Sammy platoon": 50
Vox, flamer x 3

IS: 110
Meltagun, vox, commissar with PW

IS: 60
Meltagun

HWS: 90
Missile launcher x 3

HWS: 75
Autocannon x 3

HWS: 90
Missile launcher x 3

HWS: 75
Autocannon x 3

Rough riders "Olivia": 55

Scout sentinel: 40
autocannon

Glad Im in it

Yes, 129 would be perfect.

Plasmagunner would do me nicely.

Sweet my autocannon squad is there. Don't worry Sir we'll always be around to shoot crap all to hell.

Crap! Am I slowed or am I just not on there?

Erreul wrote:Crap! Am I slowed or am I just not on there?

I owe you my apology Erreul, I had indeed forgotten you.
I regret it that I made this mistake, because it wasn't necessary.

You are on the list now and thanks for pointing it out.

-Demitrix Nulstovsky

Glad to see I'm on the list, and if it isn't to late, I'd like to be part of the story. It would be neat too see how you see my character and if that matches up with how I feel about him.

Oh, well thanks loner, I thought you just didn't need me XD

Erreul wrote:Oh, well thanks loner, I thought you just didn't need me XD

I didn't and it was a dumb mistake that I made.
Just to be sure, I didn't forget anyone else did I?

We got:
Stormtrooper sergeant Samuel Linius,
Tank driver John "metalhead" Jacobs,
Commissar Dane,
Platoon commander Demitrix Nulstovsky,

Hmm... I think I might have a bit of a story in the back of my mind.

Do you mind to wait a couple more days so I can come up with the proper decisions. (So we don't have Dark Eldar running around with lasguns and Imperial guard going beserk with chainaxes and screaming "Khorne" all the time. )

Dane slams a dark Eldars face into a pizza. "Damn it! I love running around with chain swords, and screaming Khorne all the time!" Dane proceedes to look his uniform over. "Damn it! I love to kill people running around with chain swords screaming profanitys agains the Emperor!"

Mabey we should get Wolfie's character to shoot crap to hell.

So we've got a stormtrooper, a tank driver, a commissar, and me, quite a crew we've assempled isn't it?

Lyzin Locrian wrote:So we've got a stormtrooper, a tank driver, a commissar, and me, quite a crew we've assempled isn't it?

I do more or less have a plan of what we should do with this group though...

Still, anyone is welcome to join this curious little expedition.

Throw me in there and let me carve up crap with me chainsaw arm.

Don't forget your autocannon.

Yeah, you need to shoot crap up, Emperor style.

Well I am awseome enough to wield an autocannon one handed.

Whoa...

Im awsome enough to be me.

thenoobbomb wrote:Im awsome enough to be me.

But not awsome enough to be me.

Faticus looked down at his chest.
"You know Dane, this used to be eleven inches further out. They didn't call me the fat troll for nothin'." Dane looked back at him, cocking his head.
"Back in the Penal Legions, I lost six stone in weight. Seriously. You really let yourself go when you control one of the most powerful crime empires in Segmentum Obscurus. You know, we had branches extending across the entire sector- Mordian, Distris Ultra-even Macragge! I had a sofa the size of a tank, a minibar in my bedroom, a flatscreen TV in my toilet...it was the life. And now I'm stuck in some hell hole half the galaxy away." Dane looked back, drawing his chain axe (which is so much more badass than a chain sword), and spoke.
"You can always turn to Khorne for guidance", he said, before slowly cutting the fingers of a Kabalite warrior, gouging his eyes out and forcing him to eat them before decapitating him.

TrollPie wrote:Faticus looked down at his chest.
"You know Dane, this used to be eleven inches further out. They didn't call me the fat troll for nothin'." Dane looked back at him, cocking his head.
"Back in the Penal Legions, I lost six stone in weight. Seriously. You really let yourself go when you control one of the most powerful crime empires in Segmentum Obscurus. You know, we had branches extending across the entire sector- Mordian, Distris Ultra-even Macragge! I had a sofa the size of a tank, a minibar in my bedroom, a flatscreen TV in my toilet...it was the life. And now I'm stuck in some hell hole half the galaxy away." Dane looked back, drawing his chain axe (which is so much more badass than a chain sword), and spoke.
"You can always turn to Khorne for guidance", he said, before slowly cutting the fingers of a Kabalite warrior, gouging his eyes out and forcing him to eat them before decapitating him.

Are you sure you're posting in the right place? That sounds like it belongs in the third campany thread.

I could see my character doing that XD that was a good read, I liked the part when I fethed that guys day up and made him eat is own eyes. Such a picture that would be!

TrollPie wrote:Faticus looked down at his chest.
"You know Dane, this used to be eleven inches further out. They didn't call me the fat troll for nothin'." Dane looked back at him, cocking his head.
"Back in the Penal Legions, I lost six stone in weight. Seriously. You really let yourself go when you control one of the most powerful crime empires in Segmentum Obscurus. You know, we had branches extending across the entire sector- Mordian, Distris Ultra-even Macragge! I had a sofa the size of a tank, a minibar in my bedroom, a flatscreen TV in my toilet...it was the life. And now I'm stuck in some hell hole half the galaxy away." Dane looked back, drawing his chain axe (which is so much more badass than a chain sword), and spoke.
"You can always turn to Khorne for guidance", he said, before slowly cutting the fingers of a Kabalite warrior, gouging his eyes out and forcing him to eat them before decapitating him.

Now you are stuck with a bunch of rude unwashed farmers, crossing half of the Imperium to kill it's enemies and you barely get paid.
But hey, atleast there isn't one boring moment!

Crap, I just inaberdantly walked into a visit from the inquisition. =~|

Oh, my old masters?