Just curious, but would anyone be interested in a Bataviran RPG?

As for the new company that's going to be added to ours, I'm afraid I don't know yet, what kind of regiment it's going to be.
It could be Mordian, Steel Legion, Catachan or even Cadian!
It's because on saturday, I'm going to a kind-of warhammer 40k convention where you can buy a lot of cheap IG.
The regiment that will be added depends on what I can find and buy at that place.

As for the ranks, when the new company is added, I shall update the roster, free some positions or even add some new ones.
This could mean promotion for some of you!
As for the new positions, how about employing 50 conscripts?

I certainly would not mind a Bataviran RPG, I love RPGs, especial 40k ones!

Go for it. It sounds like it would be fun.

Number: 129
Name: Gezel Bob
Info: Gezel Bob is an extremely fast Rough Rider, who rushes at the enemy, swinging his sword merciless.
Likes: Coffee, guns, killing 'da enemy!

Welcome Gezel Bob, I hope you REALLY like killing the enemy, cause I ing love it!

Oh, yes, I do! I shall be happy to serve the Bataviran the 197th!

\Dont we already have a rpg?

thenoobbomb wrote:\Dont we already have a rpg?

A RPG like an internet dungeons and dragons version.
For now I'm still poking around with it and trying to figure somethings out.

I'd could prolly get into that.

Me to.

A regiment further up north seems to have taken a real beating. We are moving out now in order to help them!

What regiment?

Aawwee yyeeaahh boy, time to instill some good old courage into that regiment to get them to help us. Commisar Estey, AAWWAAYY!!

Alright, suppose I better go put my boots on then and load up bianca.

Hey guys,

Just got back from the game. I must say it went pretty good. Not perfect, but very good.

Vordon:
About our soon-to-be-fellow regiment, I've heard they might be arriving tomorrow.
I hope that they also provide some new equipment and perhaps achange of clothes.

Now on a serious note: I'm going to a sort of 40k market, with quite a number of second hand IG.
This is a chance for you to change your character. Feel free to PM me with a certain model that you want. I cannot promise that I'll get it, but I'll certainly try.

Any request that I receive before 8 o'clock by PM will be served. (When is it 8 o'clock? Just add ~13 hours to when I posted this message.)

For instance, you really, really would like it to be a Tallarn, just send a PM.
Or if you just have to be a Steel legion soldier, just send a PM.

Have fun,
Loner

Interested in what you're going to pick up, but I'm sticking with Commisar Estey.

Vordon: "Guys, I'm not sure how to tell this, but the regiment that would come to us... Well, they didn't arrive. I'm not sure if they are lost in the warp or just delayed, however they didn't arrive."

On a more serious note: The Warhammer convention sucked.
There was no second-hand stuff, the entrance fee was doubled and I couldn't pick up a single mini.
In short, a waste of around 50 euro for nothing.

As a sort of making up to you, I'll look into the RPG and launch it in a couple of days.

Good enough for you?

Your loyal Commisar will follow your orders with blind faith.

We don't need te help of some other regiment anyway, we're doing fine on our own!

That's the spirit! *Cocks his bolter pistol* Right everyone?!

Yes.
And that convention sure did suck if I heared that right..

Ahh, screw em. How did they get lost anyway? Get stuck in the purple jelly?

Tch, One of the navigators must have sneezed.

Alright you guys, this is it:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/396650.page

Very excited about this, really looking forward to being a part of that rpg.

Was wondering if you needed a vendetta pilot or a grenade launcher

alabamaheretic wrote:Was wondering if you needed a vendetta pilot or a grenade launcher

Not yet, but in a couple of weeks.

I do am able to offer you a position as flamer or meltagunner?
Or do want to be part of the missile launcher squads?

And remember: You can still sign up for the BATAVIRA RPG!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/quote/0/3320272.page

I think I'll be part of the Missile Launcher Team.

Guardsman Josiah "Chubbs" Blutovski
Likes: Beer, Fat Chicks, and his missile launcher
Dislikes: Comissars, new las-guns, and light beer

Was raised on a planet that was in a permanent civil war, he was on the losing side so he ditched em, changed his name and volunteered into the guard where we was found quite handy at putting krak missiles into tanks.

Perfect, Dane loves soldiers that hate him. Likes to pick them out the most for disciplinary actions or examples. I'll make you feel welcome, don't worry!

HEY!! What is it with you lazy troopers?!! Get on over to the command tent, and volunteer yourself for the mission!!! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/396650.page
And why isn't anybody talking?! Its like the entire camp just died for some reason!! Come on do something!!

Dane yawns and stands tching his arse after a hard night of drinking, and looks around slowly, clearly hung over. "Well then... Shouldnt do that again."

Just curious, but shouldn't we have something like a regimental song?

Sounds gggrrrrrreeaatt!

I cant sing.

thenoobbomb wrote:I cant sing.

Then you take lessons! That's an order!

I can sing the real question is wether or not everyone else likes my singin. On a side note though I believe it gets better the more I drink.

*sings out loud, paining everyones ears*

Oh dear...

*sings very bawdily* there once was a lady from necromunda...

Erreul wrote:Oh dear...

*sings even louder*

*Cracks Samuel on the back of the head* Stop singing!!!

A simple song I wrote:

Vordon sings allong:
I met a girl on Thurov,
She was fething hot.

She invited me to her home,
Refusing I did not.

We spend the night,
We spend the day,
We loved it all,
We loved away.

But I had to go,
I couldn’t stay,
I had to go,
Go away.

And by the blessing of the Emperor,
I will go back to her,
Back to her once more.

Very touching sir, I wish I had a home to go back to.

I'm fine with finding a few girls on each world I visit.

Any place is better than home as long as there is no light beer

It would be a good one to remember.

loner wrote:A simple song I wrote:

Vordon sings allong:
I met a girl on Thurov,
She was fething hot.

She invited me to her home,
Refusing I did not.

We spend the night,
We spend the day,
We loved it all,
We loved away.

But I had to go,
I couldn’t stay,
I had to go,
Go away.

And by the blessing of the Emperor,
I will go back to her,
Back to her once more.

I know dirtier songs
*sings out loud the following song, while putting his helmet on*
=censored by order of the Inquisition on the note of really not Slaaneh stuff=

I'm going to put a damned bolter round through your head if you breath another damned tune, or better yet I'll feed your limbs to an ork and make you watch it! Enough soldier!

I hereby proclaim this day the Official Karaoke Night of the 197th Bataviran regiment. Heartfelt congratulations.

I'll agree to that! Wooten!

Erreul wrote:I'm going to put a damned bolter round through your head if you breath another damned tune, or better yet I'll feed your limbs to an ork and make you watch it! Enough soldier!

*sings an Orky song about squigs, fungus beer and gretchin*

*Knocks Samuel out with a punch to the face, then turns to Dane*, Ain't worth a bolt.

'Medic!'
*sings further*

Guys,

Reports came in that an ork attack is imminent.
Load up your weapons, 'cause we're about to roll!

Yes! Finally some action!

I like Orks.
Hey! The doorbell is ringing! Oh, hi there killteam!

Somebody fetch the techpriest I need me arm prepped for the battle.

all right ill bring the beer! *grabs the cooler*

I'll bring the sound recorder! Samuel, keep singing! I don't know what'll happen to the Orks, but my ears sure are bleeding.

Well after work, a failed relationship and whatnot Lt. Taveth is ready to BSU

Yeahaaa!*sings cowboy songs*

Hey guys,

So the game update: We played 2000 points and we didn't finish the game.
My opponent had 3 turns, I had 2 turns...

Would you guys like a Battlereport?

Might as well.

Name: Maxwell Birdman
Nickname: Deaf Max
Ranking: LRBT gunner under the command of LT. Taveth
Fav. Food: MREs. Once you learn to love them, no desolate hell hole isn't home!
Fav. Drink: Paint thinner
Doesnt like: Foot soldiers, people with quiet voices, Necrons (in that order)
Likes: When Space Marines drop by for a visit and he has better firepower than them.
Description: WHAT???? NO THANKS, I ALREADY ATE! REALLY NICE OF YOU TO OFFER THOUGH!

Welcome aboard Dwindle Birdman

Welcome indeed.

Wardragoon wrote:Welcome aboard Dwindle Birdman

NO SIR, IT'S THE COLD! IT GETS INTO YOUR BOOTS, SIR!

Welcome Maxwell!

(OOC: I added the new guys to the roster.)

Sir i do believe our beer ration is running low...

Sorry that I drank it all...

I told you that you weren't allowed near any drinks. Including rain water, water and milk!

You also weren't allowed to drink your saliva either.

Lyzin Locrian wrote:You also weren't allowed to drink your saliva either.

Probably 100% alcohol...

loner wrote:Probably 100% alcohol...

Yes it is, which makes it highly flammable! I suggest we should get rid of cigerettes and cigars as well before someone sets their mouth on fire!

....I dont think we want to ban smoking, I think its the one thing keeping Demitrix from shooting Cheslav

What have i missed guys?

were out of beer again and they are talking about instituting a no smoking policy

Wardragoon wrote:....I dont think we want to ban smoking, I think its the one thing keeping Demitrix from shooting Cheslav

Firstly, I am Demitrix, and secondly its to late to stop me shooting Cheslav! He's with the medic now having a bullet pulled out of his !

....I know you are Demitrix, and you clearly need to smoke or drink more, Cheslav's medical leave is getting rediculous

Someone? anyone? Post!

*sings* im siiiining in the rain just siiiining in the rain what a glorious feeling im happy again...just sing sing in the rain...*sighs* theres only light beer left.

Then I'll get more. *Cocks his bolt pistol and marches off to the administratum tent*

Im with you! *blows up the latrine*

thenoobbomb wrote:Im with you! *blows up the latrine*

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Not again! You got in my alcohol! Samuel, I'm going to make you clean up so much your tongue will fall out!

*flips through a ladies underwear magazine*

Im with alabamaheretic, but I fear for Creed being inside it.

Sgt. Linius! You are hereby probited the acces of explosive devices, soap and magazines untill you can pronounce the letter M, without your lips touching eachother! >8)

Im a wonder, so that isnt a problem sir. *says 'M' without his lips touching eachother*

thenoobbomb wrote:Im a wonder, so that isnt a problem sir. *says 'M' without his lips touching eachother*

PLease report to the nearest commissar, as it's not possible for a normal human to do this.

Well, that must be thanks to my mate Tzeentch!
Oops.

*continues to flip through his womens underwear magazine*hmmm tasty...oh yea report commissar...right herasy rahh bad *turns magazine* oh my...

Yes, Creed is in.

Just curious, but shall I add some more tanks to our regiment or not?

Imperial Storm Trooper reporting for duty!

Number 13

Name : Artyom Petrenko
Age: 21
Characteristics: A man of few words, Artyom prefers to do things in silence, to stalk his prey and wait for the perfect time to strike. This way victory is assured and he lives to fight another day in the name of our Glorious Emperor. Though he may not speak much when sober, he is one of the loudest men in the regiment with a few drinks in him to warm his belly! He loves a good joke and can never say no to a game of cards.

Description: Artyom was the youngest child in his family of 7, he never got to know his father as he died in service of the Emperor when he was only 2 years old. He has always been drawn to action and after being a part of the winning team of a game of Skirmish at the age of 17, his potential was noticed by some high ranking officials and he was sent to the Schola Progenium to begin training to become a Stormtrooper of the Imperial Guard. Now, after completing his training and having his first 2 children he is ready to fight the enemies of the Imperium with all his might. For the Emperor and for Batavira!

loner wrote:Just curious, but shall I add some more tanks to our regiment or not?

Yes.

Why not?

Tanks are never a bad thing. Just sayin'

The winner is whoever has the most big guns. Who ever said violence doesn't solve anything obviously didn't try hitting hard enough.

If at first violence doesnt solve your problem, apply more violence.

It's good to see that there still is attention for this.

Alright here's the list I've been toying with:

Hey guys,

After playing a lot of games with Infantry IG, I decided to try out the mechanized part.
That's why I post it.

CCS: 145
melta x 4, chimera

Marbo: 65

PCS: 45
fl x 2, vox

IS: 65
AC, GL

IS: 70
AC, GL, vox

veterans: 155
melta x 3, chimera

veterans: 155
melta x 3, chimera

LRBT: 150

Hydra x 2: 150

1000 points in total.

Your opinions, please?

I know that the stormtroopers, commissars & Rough Riders aren't included yet. I'll do so in the 1250 point lists.

Looks like a fine list to me sir.

When the list is bigger with me in, awsome

Now let's hope I can get a game sometime this week.

As you wish.

Hey guys,

As some of you might have noticed, I haven't been able to play any games lately.
In my current situation with school, homework and exams, I'm having trouble to find the time necessary to play 40k.
So I'm asking you guys, what would you like to do:
-Postpone the game and revive it in two months orso.
-Close the game.
-Keep going at the same rate.
-Other idea?!

Keep goin'

Im busy with making an enormous amount of fluff (in my spare time)
About Samuel Linius.. Story!

Played a game today! I'll post the battlereport tomorrow (or the day after that.)

Cool

This is kinda what I suspected...

Thenoobbomb, how far are you with your story?

Not far.

I hope you don't mind, but I think the game's over.

I hope all of you had a lot of fun with playing this game, atleast I had it, but it seems that no one's playing anymore.
I wanted to thank all of you and in particular: Trollpie, Lyzin Locrian, Thenoobbomb, Aun'shi, without you guys, I doubt it was possible.
I want to thank Darth Lakey for making the beautiful flag.
And ofcourse Marshall Larkin for supplying the idea.

I'll leave this topic open in case anyone wants to make a remark, post something or just in case you need it.

"After a year of intensive fighting on near the hive of Tannerheim, holding back every attack the enemy made so far, we were finally releived and sent back for reorganizing.
The lists of casualties were long and the survivors were few.
Currently it's unknown when or even if we will go back into action again."
Kapita'n Detlev Vordon, third company commander, 197th Bataviran.

No one? There is only one...

Well, good luck to you and the Batavirans

loner wrote:I hope you don't mind, but I think the game's over.

I hope all of you had a lot of fun with playing this game, atleast I had it, but it seems that no one's playing anymore.
I wanted to thank all of you and in particular: Trollpie, Lyzin Locrian, Thenoobbomb, Aun'shi, without you guys, I doubt it was possible.
I want to thank Darth Lakey for making the beautiful flag.
And ofcourse Marshall Larkin for supplying the idea.

I'll leave this topic open in case anyone wants to make a remark, post something or just in case you need it.

"After a year of intensive fighting on near the hive of Tannerheim, holding back every attack the enemy made so far, we were finally releived and sent back for reorganizing.
The lists of casualties were long and the survivors were few.
Currently it's unknown when or even if we will go back into action again."
Kapita'n Detlev Vordon, third company commander, 197th Bataviran.

.....no mention of Dwindle.....is that heresy, or just depressing, and I know how the whole life getting in the way of 40k goes. Just PM me when/if this does come back to the world of the living, though no promises on when I would answer

It was a blast while it lasted. I shall remember it fondly.

Also, I get special mentioning? Woohoo!

I think poor Samuel is....
... to a stormtrooper regiment