..sprang to their bikes when the sarge blew his whistle,
And away they all flew after launching some missiles.
But I heard them exclaim as they warped out of sight,
"

"egad, somebody put the flux capasitor in backwords!!!"

The following blast propelled the marines through time and space and deposited them....

...into the realm of the Warp. Suddenly, they saw the light of Sanguinius, who had been reincarnated and...

...called them to him.

" FEEED MEEEE" it said....

as it morphed into a greater demon of slannesh

So the marines were happy to oblige and fed it a few missiles, guided straight into its mouths.

and it burst apart into little nurglings?!

The nurglings fought back with small rocks and harsh language, but it was not enough. Soon they were.....

Killed with a huge...

...pair of space marine terminator feet. They were stamped into a pastey goo and were stamped some more until they were just oily stains on the tarmac.

The Marines began to gag and cough as Nurgle's poxes took hold. Suddenly, the goo formed into...

A cake.... a MASSIVE green cake that looked so delicious and moist....

and a Slaaneshi deamonette burst out of it.

....and it was so cool to watch that GW made a miniature out of it. But the figure caused pages of controversy on internet forums such as DAKKA because of its many boobies. This fuss eventually caused a rip in the fabric of reality itself, allowing denziens of the rift to invade.....

With massive...

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS, of course.

And then the Renegade Enforcer Bob came back and began to.....

dance the macarena.
It's Super Effective!
Loyalist Guardsmen are confused.

...but not for long- they recognise the taint when they see it and....

Begin to gather up a horde and....

danced to thriller all night.

The next morning when the dancing was done....

A group of Harlequins came out and danced a great epic!

Ogryn wrote:A group of Harlequins came out and danced a great epic!

But oh no! A...

...Great big horrible...

Giant Squig....

..blasted through the wall like Kool-aid and swallowed them all. Oh Yeah!

But then a magically warped...

..Baal Pedator drove through the hole in the wall and blasted everything to smithereens.

Then an Eldar....

..wave serpent blew through the blast doors and commenced the most pitiful display of parallel parking ever witnessed by man or xenos.

So the Inquisition gave him a ticket!

But the Eldar pilot was very offended that his parking should be critiqued by a mere human. He brooded for awhile and then........

snurl wrote:But the Eldar pilot was very offended that his parking should be critiqued by a mere human. He brooded for awhile and then........

Cried like a little baby!

The Inquisitor who wrote the ticket then did the honorable thing and shot the eldar pilot through the back of his skull.

And then proceeded to shoot his own men for morale but then

he had a Vietnam style flashback about...

...A chick he met at A bar on Medusa V. It was wrong and he knew it, but....

... But he couldn't help being a closet furry...

..and always kept her tail close to his...

...fully loaded bolt pistol, just in case...

..he ..got...that...URGE..again..

It was making him sweat, the thought of those lonely nights....

..in the jungles with the screaming of the mosquitoes buzzing in his head. Not now, he thought as he tried to shake it off. Not. ever. again.
As he came back to the present he blinked his red rimmed eyes and looked around, suddenly shocked awake by........

..the cold touch of metal, something insistently pressing on his most glorious..

..BFG then he heard a snip, he was castrated and bleeding profusely like a side walk fire hydrant that was knocked over by a car

Driven by the one and only...

...Green Arrow who promptly called super hero-insuarance.com who...

...Immediatly revoked his policy.