beard

lose your eyes or your ears?

Hmm... ears but I'll need pince nes glasses.

Higgs or neutrino

Neutrino
Fire or ice.

Fire

Piss off Mel Gibson, or Bruce Willis?

Mel Gibson, I would die hard if i killed Bruce Willis.

The pope

vs

The emperor

The emperor FTW.

minis, or paint?

Minis

Asia or Africa

Africa, because it begin with an A



....have money or power?

Power! Mwahahaha.

Racism or Sexism

Racism, with racism I can still get chicks.

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate, because it tastes better!

white or red wine

Red, because why not?

Lose your foot, or lose your hand?

Foot, I could get a peg foot.

Have to assemble 2000 points of green tide orks, or paint 1500

Assemble, I'm no good at painting.

Spend 10 hours in a sauna, or 10 hours in a locker room.

locker, cause you can die in the sauna

.... be sent to the middle ages or the roman empire with a time-machine?

Roman Empire, higher quality of life in general.

... go to space or the sea floor?

space, its more exiting

drive a ferrari or lambo?

Lambo, better symbol

Red or black car?

Red, black ones get waay too hot in summer.....

no more chritmas or no more thanksgiving? (well, it doesnt really matter for us europeans......)

No more Thanksgiving

would you rather suffer the Spanish Inquisition or Holocaust?

Spanish Inquisition, I'm Catholic.

Would you rather be eaten by Merlin's avatar or chopped by king pariah's?

Merlin because he's a goop thing.

Would you rather be duct taped to the wing of a plane in flight or hung from the eiffel tower for a day by only a nylon cord?

Hung from eiffel tower, you can grab onto it.

Would you rather be captured by Dark Eldar or the Republican candidates?

Republicans, you can make snide comments without being poisoned/raped/tortured as much.

Would you rather have to eat nothing but McDonalds or Burger King for the rest of your life?

Burger King, they have good pie.

Would you rather swim in the artic ocean in shorts or swim with crocs in the congo.

Arctic, you can actually survie that witha lot of training.....

would you rather eat a kitten or a brick?

A brick. Me gusta bricks.

Would you rather slow dance with an ork or have a swimming competition with Tau?

Nom nom kitty.

Empire or commonwealth?

Empire
Swimming competition with Tau
Fascism or Communism?

Communism

Theocracy or oligarchy?

Oligarchy, I'll pass on the religious nuts and besides, pretty much every government is an oligarchy anyway :(

Wake up and find yourself to be a monkey in a zoo or wake up and find yourself as livestock of your choice?

most livestock gets slaughtered, monkeys dont. monkey for me.

give up wargaming or kick in your television?

MrMerlin wrote:most livestock gets slaughtered, monkeys dont. monkey for me.

give up wargaming or kick in your television?

well thats riculous. kickin in a television for sure.

- - -

would you rather see wargaming as a hobby (game) become illegal, or watch video games as an industry crash and be banned?

well thats riculous

away with those filthy video games!

forgot:

....not play video games for a month or not do anything wargaming related in one month?

Easy, no wargaming.

Would you rather meet me or MrMerlin?

Ooo... Hard one...

I'll go with Trondheim because as an English guy I'm less likely to put my foot in my mouth with a Norwegian.

Would you rather greece default or get bailed out?

Default! Enough cash has been wasted on their nation.

Are you a breastman or a assman?

breastman

would you rather roll and smoke a hundred dollar bill (your own money!)

or

smoke a tampon

100 US up in smoke

Lobotomazation

or

Castration

I'd take castration, who I am is more important to me than the need to reproduce (and besides, that damage is reversible).

If you had full body paralysis and were unable to talk, would you rather be able see or hear?

There you are mistaken. Castration is the removal of the complet male genitalia, vasectomie is the one that is reversebal

Trondheim wrote:There you are mistaken. Castration is the removal of the complet male genitalia, vasectomie is the one that is reversebal

I could have sworn I had heard of a few genitalia reattachment surgeries.

See, because I like to read.
Can we put some positive things in here?

would you rather have to ability to slow down time (Not yourself) or fly?

Slow down time

Hang by your neck or hang a friend.

die, friend!

yes, im selfish!

......be captured by dark eldar or get your ass seriously kicked by chuck norris?

Chuck Norris. At least it will be fast

Lose your sense of taste, or lose your sense of smell?

smell!

I dont want to lose my sense of taste!

Get a hippopotamus or a hunded puppys?

Puppies. Dogs don't kill humans for fun. Repeatedly.

Would you rather live in a world full of talking toilets, or a world with no toilets. Ever.

talking toilets for me. If I wanted to shut them up I could literally piss them off

would you rather eat 200 cheap hotdogs in as little time as possible

or eat a gigantic chocolate cake, aslo in as little time as posible

Chocolate cake, because I'm not sure what is in a hotdog.

Would you rather eat 12 jars of vegemite or 12 jars of marmite? All in one sitting with no extras (bread).

Whats that stuff? Do we have that in germany?

Anyway, marmite for me, whatever it is!

....not sleep for four days or not eat for 14 days?

Not sleep. Starving would just drag on for too long.

Join the SAS (UK) or Navy seals (US)?

Navy Seals. I'm in the U.S.

Eat a live scorpion or a live tarantula?

Scorpion. At least it has a bit of crunch rather then just all guts and mush.


Zombie apocolypse or nuclear apocalypse?

Zombies. They're cool.

Sky dive or bungee jump?

Sky dive. It really isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be.

Re-elect George W Bush or elect that wierd clay monster in Mr. Merlin's picture (scroll up)?

Bush, because he wasn't a terrible president. I'm not going to get in an argument about this.

Would you rather have comically large hands, or a comically large head?

Large head so that my large eyes can judge you for wanting to re-elect Bush....

Make love to sand paper or Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama?

Zoidberg, hew would appreciate me more. Sandpaper just kinda lays there.

You are descended from Minos. Everything you touch turns to fudge, or everything you touch turns to a season pass to Disney world.

Fudge, fudge is awesome.

Have cheated on your spouse and no one know?

Have not cheated and everyone think you had?

Not done it. Because it's wrong to cheat.

Fall down a staircase or fall off a 2 story building?

Staircase.


One $100 dollar hooker or one hundred $1 hookers?

one $100 hooker, I don't want to catch an STD again, got lucky that the one I got was curable.

Read Don Quixote de la Mancha or Count of Monte Cristo?

Don Quixote

Would you rather fight:
A horse sized duck or a duck sized horse?

Duck sized horse. *Punt* Done. Horses are very strong comparative to size.

Would you rather have a pet pegasus, or a pet brontasaurus.

Pegasus

If this was the matrix would you want to be woken up?

Hell no, I have enough problems with machines at home.

In a war which would you rather strength in numbers or strength in quality?

Numbers Quantity has a quality all of its own (paraphrasing)

Live in constant fear of the police, FBI, M16, CIA and DCMs. But have money (not too much but enough to be comfortable)

OR

LIve free, but dirt por

Live in constant fear of the police, FBI, M16, CIA and DCMs. But have money (not too much but enough to be comfortable)
A Good Absolute Monarchy or a disorganised Corrupt Republic?

The monarchy for me. If the king turned ad, you could start a rebellion an kill him.

Be a WW2 german soldier being held captive in Siberia

or

Be an American soldier charging up the beaches on D-Day?

D-Day, at least there you would have a chance.

Assinate Winston Churchill

or

Be Hitler's personal maid/pool boy?

EDit Ninja'd.

You have the floor.

Hitlers pool boy. I would set up a nice "accident".....

....drink a gallon of blue GW paint (you pay for it)

or

.....eat a pound of greenstuff (you also pay for that)

Sonophos wrote:Hitler's Pool boy

Eva was hot and I wouldn't change the result of the war.

would you rather be a Russian nihilist or a Frech dadaist?

EDIT: I was also just ninja'd

Ummm greenstuff, cause I like lettuce.


Eva was a tad bonkers.

Batman or Superman?

Batman is way cooler!

repeat my last question:

....drink a gallon of blue GW paint (you pay for it)

or

.....eat a pound of greenstuff (you also pay for that)

Wait did you just ninja the ninja?

Blue paint it isn't so poisonous.

Would you rather be locked in a room for two days with nothing but the:

Twilight saga or a 12 Sullen poetic Emo Kids.

Private_Joker wrote:Wait did you just ninja the ninja?

No you Ninja'd me ninjaing the ninja. heehee

Lets settle this with a shurikan duel?

12 emo kids, so I can paint the walls with their blood....BLOOD FOR THE*cough* ahem sorry about that.

Ford or Holden?

Forb because my dad owns a Mustang

Would you rather go to the Phillipines or the Cook Islands?

Philipines, I've already been to the cook islands (but tbh, i was only 6 years old....)

....be a character form Star wars

or

a character from The lord of the rings?

Lord Of the Rings ( Star Wars was never a gig hit with me, too littel grimdark!)

Arawen

or

Eowyn

Eowyn for sure

be frodo or sam?

Sam. "PO-TA-TOs!"

Would you rather...

Eat chicken wings your whole life. (Nothing else, cetp liquids)
Eat fried bread your whole life. (Same as above)

bread for sure. I know what goes into chicken wings! (ugh!)

...Be the boss, but everyone hates you

or be the least important sucker in maintainance, but everyone in the company loves you?

Definitely the beloved schlub. I'd be the wise janitor who can fix any problems.

Would you rather fight a spider the size of a grizzly bear, or 2 grizzly bears?

Spider the size of a grizzly. I'd let gravity and it's own mass do all the work for me, bwahahahahaha!

Would you rather live the life of Che Guevara or Mithridates Eupator?

Che Guevara

Would you rather be blind or paralyised from the neck down.

Paralyzed, so I could still watch pron

Would you rather be killed by insurgents in afghanistan or vietnam?

Vietnam. Better a jungle than a desert.

Get in a fight with Chuck Liddell or Anderson Silva.

Chuck Lidell.

Pepsi or Coca Cola?

Coke.

Ecstasy or Marijuana?

Marijuana, because ecstasy might overdose.

McDonald's or Burger King (Hungry Jacks for Aussies)?

Neither? But if i have to choose McDonalds because it is closest to the college i go to.

Erm... I'll go back one.

Ecstasy. I enjoy it more. Pot just makes me feel unpleasantly spun out.

Would you rather live forever or travel faster than light?

Live forever, because that technology will be available anyway in the future.

Would you rather be an African warlord

or

the head of the Russian Mafia?

Warlord. It ound cooler

....eat fried slugs and snails

or

raw meat?

Raw meat, if its prepared properly.

Saving Private Ryan

or

Full Metal Jacket?

Full Metal Jacket coz I love going to London Docklands and saying "I remember when this was all Vietnam".

Pi or sigma?

Pi

A Real Death Note or permisson to Exterminatus a World of your choice.

Exterminatus on Uranus, I'm sick of the jokes. But then people would say the universe had chilli the night before.

Call of Duty MW3

or

Battlefield 3?

Battlefield 3.

Eat a dog or eat a cat?

Both tatse like crap so I'll go for cat as there is less of it.

Would you rather earn the emnity of Santa or your postman?

Santa because I dont give a damn about what he represent.

Steake

or

Cake?

Steak. I love steaks.

...eat 5 live mice

or

a pair of very old and stinky sneakers?

Sneakers. They don't bite.

Get shot in the kneecap or the elbow?

ouch.... well, if I got to decide, It'd be the elbow of my left arm.....I could still walk and use my right arm......


.....die freezing on the south pole

or

of thirst in the shara?

South Pole. I prefer the cold.

No internet or no TV?

The internet brings more suffering than joy into my life, so I'd gladly do without it.

Which team would you rather be inducted into:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

or the Ghostbusters?

TMNT. I get to be a turtle.

Fall in a fire anthill or a wasp nest?

Fire ants, im deadly allergic to wasps.

100 paper cuts

Or

1 stab to the groin.

Paper cuts!

Whose sidekick would you rather be:

Lara Croft or Indiana Jones?

Indy hands down. Hes cooler and fights nazis. Plus he has a fedora.

1.5 million pesos

Or

200 thousands pounds.

Pesos, they're worth more than pounds.

Would you rather have fight Teddy Roosevelt with a chainsaw, or bigfoot but you have a handgun?

Considering Teddys the manliest man ever, id fight bigfoot. Even with out the handgun.


Beer

Or Vodka.

For drinking? Vodka. For cooking? Beer.

What would you rather watch:

The entire series of The Golden Girls?

or the entire series of The Nanny?

I dunno,I grew up in the middle of no where and did not have tv until I was ten. So Golden Girls I recon

Pancakes

or


Bacon

pancakes! theres more variation!

have your manhood cut off and fed to the goats

or

35 years of prison?

Prison

Hit by a car or or stepped on by a giraffe?

Girrafe (Amazing spelling right there) They have smallish feet and are not made of metal and coming at yo fast.

Always night or always day?

Always night. The sun gets on my nerves.

No internet or no soda.

No soda. I can live without soda.

Being redneck or a caveman?

Being a redneck. That way i can be uneducated and drive a giant truck. Cavemen are the same, only they dont get a giant truck.

Join the Nights watch,

Or

An imperial guard penal legion.

Night Watch. They still might live. Plus I can always defect to the Wildlings.

Hot candle wax on your eyeballs, or your hand dipped in molten metal?

Hand. I can always replace my hand. Or if the metal is lead my hand will be fine.

Get nipple bitten off by a cow or kicked in the ass by a donkey?

Kicked in the ass by a donkey, already been there.

Would you rather fight

Mr. T

or

Rocky Balboa?

Rocky. Sylvester Stallone got his start as a porn star, while Mr T got his start as a club bouncer, which is way scarier.

Which show would you rather give another season to? Stargate SG-1 or Babylon 5?

Babylon 5
Would you rather become a zombie or become a Thrall to a Vampire?

Vampire trall

figth to the death with a Viking

or

Roman Legionare?

Roman Legionare
Would you rather be friends with the Nostalgia Critic or the Angry Video Game Nerd?

Angry video game nerd, already have a few of them.


Which universe would you rather live in:

Warhammer 40 000

or

Warhammer Fantasy

Hmm difficult question. I have to go with the one I have the most armies of, Warhammer fantasy

Eldar farseer

Or

Beastmen Doombull?

Farseer. Get to be Eldar.

Be rich with no friends or poor but with many friends?

Be rich, screw friends.

Give up using T'au

or

Be constantly ninja'd for the rest of your life.

Ninjad. I love my Tau.

Be surrounded by dogs forever or surrounded by cats forever?

Dogs seeming as they are actually useful.

Live a lifetime on your knees

or

Die standing up?

Die Standing up
Would you rather see your own family being killed or make your family watch you being killed?

Watch me being killed.

Absolutely crush an opponent in a competitive game, or have a close loss in a friendly game?

Close loss in a friendly game; they're more fun

break your best friends favourite model

or

sit on 3 of your own models?

sit on 3 of your own models

Break your figure Case or break your best friend's army?

well, whats my case compared to another guys army?

play against orks or eldar?

Take your friends favorite model and sell it on ebay.

OR

Take your friends best painted model and spray it pink.

Favorite model, he can always rebuy it.

Be the arrested person on cops or be in jail for 10 years?

I'm guessing that on cops, people arent treated too nicely?

anyway, i'd rather get some publice beating than 10 years in jail.....

.....meet rockerbikies or Great whites avatar?

Meet my avatar. My dream is to swim with Great Whites.

Be in lotr or Star Wars?

Star Wars, i like space

Be a wookie or a space marine

Wookie. I don't have to wear clothes anymore!

You are strapped to a chair, 10 hours of Rebecca Black, or 10 hours of a physics lecture?

Physics. Some things can be interesting.

Get lost in the Labyrinth or get lost in a Justin Bieber concert?

Get lost in the Labyrinth

Sleep with the world's ugliest women or sleep with Justin Beiber

I'm sorry, but you are supposed to give a second choice there, not reword the first one.

Be caught running naked through a crowded mall or stealing a police car?

Naked in the mall (again).

get stuck working for the rest of your life on a customer support line or in a super market?

Customer Support Line

Would you rather work in the army or Navy for life?

Navy. I don't get sea sick and I dislike people actually shooting at me.

OK on a theme join up with the Marines or the Army of your country.

Eat some cheese that has been tinnedin a can for 1000 years, it's all moldy and juicy

Or

Eat your cats... manure.

Cat manure. Little dried pellet? Down the hatch.

Be blind or deaf?

blind
Would you rather have to only paint or only game for life which would you pick?

Only paint

....read a good book or whatch a good movie?

read a good book

Watch Batman and Robin or break your favourite model?

Batman and Robin. Kerpow.

Have your toe nails extracted or go to an ultra cheesy boy band concert.

I'd go to the concert, wearing headphones

....get a magnum and fight a grizzly

or

....get a 9mm and fight a wolf?

9mm and wolf. I could get enough in before being mauled too badly.

Ok the only political affiliation that truly matters:

Pirate or ninja.

Pirate.

Droid or Predator.

Predator. I don't want to be in Star Wars.

Attacked by a werewolf

or

Attacked by a vampire

Vampire.

Buffy or willow?

Willow. I don't have time to watch ALL the episodes of Buffy.

It's a girl!

or

It's a boy!

It's a boy!

Be a mouse

or

Be a tortoise

Be a mouse.

No hands or no feet?

No feet. I can get a wheelchair.

Have a video of you being slightly stupid online and seen by millions.

or

Have a video of you being unbelievably, shockingly, stupid online and seen by a few thousand

Slightly stupid, seen by millions. It'd propably be funny, but not too embarasing.

Listen to Justin Beiber for 12 hours non stop

or

Have the fluff section of your codex re-written by Mat Ward

That's easy. Listen to Justin Bieber for 12 hours non stop. Once it's over, it's over.

Be responsible for the destruction of Facebook

or

Be responsible for the destruction of YouTube

Facebook. It's annoying and would be replaced by something better if it went away.

Would you rather get trapped in a lift with Beiber or the crazy frog.

lift with Beiber. He is normal except for when he sings.

Would you rather be a house mate with Mat Ward or One of the Jonas Brothers?

Mat Ward. We can have a "chat" on how he does things.

Survive in a jungle or survive in the desert?

Jungle, there is almost nothing in the desert (apart from sand).

Be blind

or

Be mute

Mute.

RED

or

BLUE

Red all the way

Cake

or

Pie

we had that one already..... cake for me!

in case of zombiepocalypse

would you rather have to fight MAAANY zombies, without any intelligence

or a little amount of intelligent zombies?

Intelligent zombies. Since intelligence doesn't make you move faster, I can just speed walk away from the stupidly slow zombies.

Have tons of work to do on just a few days

or

Small amounts of work everyday?

Small amounts. It makes it less physically demanding.

Go to Vegas or Bangkok?

Vegas.

Be a fluff writer

or

be a model designer

Model designer

Waould you rather serve 10 years for a crime you did not commit or chase a one armed man around North America for 15 years?

Chase a one armed man around North America for 15 years...

Would you rather:
Build a Deathstar out of bacon (Fully detailed and the 2nd one) or speak backwards for 20 years...

bacon deathstar......we miniature freaks should be able to do omething like that....

.....be reborn as a lamb

Or

not at all?

Reborn as a lamb.

Be an Assassin.
or
Be a Templar.

Assassin.

Step on 5 legos a day for a month,

or

not have your favorite food for a year.

Step on legos.

Fight Darth Vader with a machine gun

or

Fight Sauron with a rocket launcher

Definitely sauron with a rocket launcher, my aim is good and I can keep my distance from the tall freak. No force choke for me.

Eat water bugs for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 10 years
Or
Eat pills that make your sweat smell like poop for 10 years

Eat water bugs for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 10 years

Have Bipolar Disorder or Borderline Personality Disorder.

Bipolar disorder (I'm quite sure I already have it anyway)

Climb the tallest tree in the world

or

Run three marathons in a single day

climb the tree. Sounds fun!

....find yourself in front of a crowd with an Instrument, but you dont know how to play it and they are demanding music

or

....screw up someones wedding by running through the church naked?

Screw up the wedding. Imagien the paper headlines if I came running naked true your wedding ceremony!

Play in a Orky Orchestra

or

A Skaven adult film

Orky Orchestra for me. I DO know how to play a Saxophone at least..... (though thats not an orky instrument.....)

.....travel back in time and sit in a trench in WW1

or

.....travel some further and fight the Azteks in Mexico?

Figth Azteks, because they dont have guns or poisend gas.

Apache Indian

or

Cheyeene indian

Apache indian, becasue I haven't heard of a Cheyeene Indian

Would you rather

Xbox 360

or

PS3 (and give your reason)

PS3. Free online and Uncharted.
Fight in Iraq or Fight in Africa?

Africa, don't know why.

Drop a shot-put ball on your foot

or

Full on punch, kick and head-butt a brick wall.

My poor foot....


....eat ten random insects you find in the nearest forest

or

eat the biggest, fattest maggot ever?

Ten random insects. They're not so bad.

Have a humiliating job you hate that pays badly

or

Unemployment

Unemployment. I'l get another job!

big, shadowy and red,
or
small, bright and blue?

BIG SHADOWY REDDDDDD!

Be Chuck Norris for a Minute (No time stopping)

or

Have the power to produce food unlimitedly.

Holy crap thats a great question, Chuck norris is like the most awesome person ever, but unlimited food would save thousands in the long run.

I go with Unlimited food (sorry chuck norris)

Would you rather

Be drowned by a swarm of billion ants that crawl into your body and bite your innards?

or

Be impaled by good old Vlad with a rusty spear?

spear, it doesnt take so long

would you rather

grind your fav model to dust and bake a muffin from it (and eat the muffin!)

or

go to work in underwear for three days?

Work in my underwear. They're all a bunch of whiny morons anyways.

The ability to shoot ice-cream from your fingertips

Or

The ability to go back five minutes to change something that happened to you, This can only be used once a day though.

Five minute ability for me. It can save lives!

Would you rather....

time travel and meet your ancestors in the 1500s

or

trave to the future and meet your relatives in 500 years?

500 years in the future, if humans are still around that is!

Sweet

or

Sour

Sweet.

Would you rather kill your mother or three of your best friends?

Mother. Freud was WRONG!

Have to spend your life with sock'em boppers for hands, or a hippety hop for legs?

Neither, I choose death! Jokes. I guess hippety hops.

Would you rather watch the worse film in the world or break your favourite model?

Whatch the film. I can cheat and close my eyes, and It'f be over soon.....

Would you rather

drink your white glue

or

spend 20$ on MLP posters?

2nd. I thought the questions were meant to be hard.

Never post on Dakka again

or

No Word processing programs ever again?

No Word processing programs.

Be rolled down a hill in a Barrel full of glass shards?

or

Get buried alive.

be buried alive... I can try to get out, like in kill bill

wear the same underwear for a year

or

wear the same pullover for 6 years?

pull over. I can go out in the rain and take a shower in it.

Change one thing in your past

or

Change the way one person feels about you now.

Change the way one person feels about you now

Be Horrus or the Emperor?

I'd rather be the Empyror.

be Putin or Obama?

Putin.

Daddy

or

chips?

I get the feeling that they're both something too British for me to understand, so I'll go with chips.

Watch Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
OR
Watch regular Fullmetal Alchemist

Regular full metal alchemist.

Eat your favorite MLP and 40k character in their universes at the same time
OR
Have a bipolar enderman for your permanent spouse

EnderMan spouse

Be the main character in a videogame
or
Be the main character in an anime

Videogame

Would you rather eat a live rat
or
Let a rat eat your finger?

eat your finger
Would you rather die or eat a corpse?

Eat a corpse...of a chicken.


Have your arm eated by a shark instantly,

or

eat two of you fingers still atatched?

fingers. I'll have the rest left!

do something REALLY stupid and have someone upload it on youtube, where millions will see it

or

have your ears cut of by criminals?

do something REALLY stupid and have someone upload it on youtube, where millions will see it


Go skydiving

or

Spacewalking

Space walking (with a good tether)

Faster Than Light travel

or

Time Travel

time travel

redhead
or blonde

redhead

whatch 100 h of nyan cat (like in clockwork orange, with your eyes fixed to the screen)

or

no internet ever again?

Hmmm... Nyan cat? I need the Internet.

Smash all of the windows in your house.

or

Smash all of the windows in your best friends house.

Smash all the windows of a best friend's house.

"Oh my god! What kind of vandal would do that sort of thing to your house?"

Survive for 20 days in the scorching desert

or

Survive for 20 days in the freezing arctic

arctic. I've actally been to the arctuc (northern norway counts?)
in winter. That ruled, because i think snow and cold is awesome!

would you rather.....

....have blue skin from now on

or

feet the size of dust bin lids?

Blue Skin.

Be paralyzed in an accident doing something incredible

or

live your whole life without fun

Paralysed so long as I can still have fun.

Be rich and famous

or

Be super rich and anonymous

famous sucks, you'll only enjoy it in the first few months

.....Eat the most delicious food on earth

or

drink the most delicious drink?

Drink, I live in the tropics, it gets quite hot.

Die a horrible, but heroic death
OR
Die a normal, but cowardly death?

Horrible, heroic death.

Jump into a Volcano
or
Jump into a vat of Chlorine gas?

Volcano, It'd be quicker and les painful.

Morbid choice

Or

Silly Choice

Mass effect

or

Gears of war

Morbid Choice
Mass Effects

Death by Nids or Death by spiders

Nids. Arachnophobia.

Lasgun

or

Kharn as a room mate?

lasgun

.....give up video- and war-gaming

or

Only eat bread and cooked potatoes for the rest of your life?

Bread and Potatoes.

Burn

or

Bieber?

Burn (only coz I know who Beiber is)

Getting caught in the open with

Hail the size of golf balls

or

a sudden blizzard.

Hail.

Boreale

or

Crull?

(For best DoW commander.)

Boreale. SPESS MAHREENS!!!

Space marines

or

chaos space marines?

SPESS MAHREENS

Tau
or
Necrons

Necrhons

Would you rather run naked true a Astartes shower while yelling " All marines are dumb" or be ravaged by a lonly Cannones in a king size bed?

erm...... I'll take the Cannones please....

Would you rather pay me 40 bucks

or

be perma banned from dakka?

@ MrMerlin : Sure......if you say so

Pay you 40 bucks, I need to support my poor Europen fellow gamers


Make the Banshee howl

or

Play a game of chess..... TO THE DEATH with Matt Ward

ooh this is a tough one.... reallly hard choice.... but I'd rather make the banshee howl!

Would you rather....

pay me 2000 bucks

or

be locked in a cage together with a gorilla (who's very fond of you in a very special way.....)

Hmm pay you 2000 or get some loving from a Gorilla..... I will have to pay you, and then drugg you and stick you into the cage with the Gorilla


Do Chcuk Norris

Or

Do a Carnifex

Chuck Norris is awesomeness. I'd do it to say I'd done it.

Would you rather spend a no strings night with a

Geek gamer girl

or

Bitchy bimbo girl

Geeky gamer!

Would you rather suffer from insomnia

or

suffer from twenty annoying phobias?

I'll take insomnia.

Lost in

Jo Berg

or

the LA Projects.

The LA project,

Give up your phone

or

Ipod

Ipod (Idon't use it anyway)

You are walking around the house in the dark. Would you rather...

Tread on an upturned plug bare foot

or

Tread on a peeled Banana barefoot

Peeled banna ftw!


Somalia as a evil pirate overlord

or

Norway as my neighbour

Evil pirate overlord, because you seem weird and I would get the chance to act like Cartman.

Bagels
or
Muffins

Weird me? Oh never

Muffins because delicous sugar!

Bathory

or

Darkthrone

Bathory

Slim odds of a big win

or

Good odds of a small win

Slim odds

Raped by a Krogan
or
Turned into a Husk

(Mass effect.)

slim odds for the big win!

Listen only to crappy music foir the rest of your life

or

only watch crappy movies for the rest of your life?

Crappy movies without a doubth

Be the creator of the new 6th Edition

or

Be the creator of a new army for Fantasy?

6th edition (I could do a good job of it but it would be more complex)

Would you rather have a

Wave Serpent

or

a Falcon grav tank

in real life

serpent, I'd use the troop carrying space to build a motor home interior!

would you rather be an Ork or Kroot?

Ork, because Iz mean an green

Crusader

or

Knigth Of The Realm

Knigth Of The Realm. Because then I'd have my very own realm to be of.

Squig

or

Ripper

Squig (They are much more fun)

Inquisitor

Or

War Master

Inquistor

Would you rather date Miley Cryus or Hayley Willams?

Hayley

wou;d you rather

go to prison for 10 days
or
be forced to run naked through the prison

I'm in the UK (we don't have the abuse problems the US has) so I'll go with Naked through the prison (preferrably a women's prison).

Wipe Apple from the face of the Earth

or

Wipe Microsoft from the face of the Earth

Apple, they suck more

No more alkohol for the rest of your life

or

no more music for the rest of your life?

I'm already tea total.

No more politicians

or

no more lawyers

Damn, thats a tough one.... but I'd say get rid of the politicians, they do more damage.


.....Visit France or GB?

If I can skip the north and head straight for the south then France.

Give nukes to

North Korea

or

Iran

Iran, they nearly have it anyway.....

Would you rather

be from India or Indonesia?

India

Travel round the world by

bike

or

baloon

what kind of bike? If you mean motorcycles I'll choose them, if not baloons

Would you rather drink whisky or wine?

If it's the Good stuff then Whishy if not then Wine. But I am tea total most of the time.

Herpes

or

Syphillis

Herpes.....

die in a fire or die of thirst in a stuck elevator?

Die in a fire, its much quicker and it won't result in me aeting capet from the floor

Get stoned to death (not the drugs)

or

Get Impaled

stoned, I hope its over quicker.

.....go diving or climbing?

Diving, love the water, hate heights.

Be trapped in a house full of snakes or a house full of spiders?

House full of snake, spiders are just, spiders.

Have your name changed to a family members choice

or

Have your friends names changed

Friend's name.
Have a complete expense paid, whatever and wherever you want vacation with whoever you want, no consequences whatsoever for 1 month but never vacation again
or
Have 1 week of paid vacation to wherever per year. (you dont get to choose who with and there are consequences to your actions)

1 week forever

....be extemely bored

Or have extremely much to do?

ooo tough one. I'll go with Busy. Time goes quicker.

Would you rather spiritually possess (Step into them and take control)

A world leader for a day

or

A world famous Actor/singer for a week.

Actors/Singers have much more fun, but as a World leader I could change some wrongs that are going on, and send a few million bucks to my real adress

Would you rather

spend one night locked in a wardrobe together with Justin Bieber

or

pay me 500€?

No amount money is worth loosing my ability to hear. So here is your 500


Move in with me


or

Be my minion at work

oo, tough one..... what do you work?

Would you rather walk the most vicious dog on earth

or

be locked in the bathroom with the five most vicious cats on earth?

I work in a store that sells hunting equipment and such, but only for one more month. After that I am unemployed

The dog, cats taste funny

Horus

or Heresy

HERESY

Morgan Freeman

or

Batman

That's a tricky one...
both in my opinion very likeable characters..
Okay, Morgan Freeman, because there are less
mocking comics about him .

Would you rather do a big pile of dishes, or carry the garbage out through the rain?

S.

The rain, Because I can sing.

Have to wear one outfit forever or have to change outfits every hour?

Have to wear one outfit forever, because I'm lazy.

Would you rather be a chicken or a penguin?



S.

A chicken (the hours are better).

Would you rather be shot in the foot with a

Bullet

or

Arrow?

Arrow, sounds more heroic.


Would you rather be Link or Mario?


S.

Link

Fight A Ninja or a Zombie Octopus?

Zombie octopus (just for the sake of curiosity)

Low paid job with enjoyment and good conditions

or

High paid crappy job with an awful boss.

High paid crappy job with an awful boss. So I can save up and afford to do the low paid stuff (sorry for working my way around that one).

Would you rather be angry all the time (with consequences) or be sad all the time (with the consequences)?

S.