Angry, its more fun!

Would you rather do something REALLY embarassing on the internet

or something very minor in real life?

That sounds like my life but I'll go REALLY embarassing.

would you rather eat your left or right shoe?

erm..... left, then.....

would you rather eat a huge dictionary or a life mouse?

Hmm... I'll go with mouse as they taste better.

Would you rather be in a relationship with

Dominatrix

or

a subserviant slave girl.

The Dominatrix

Would you rather
have a tooth growing out of your right foot
or
have a 2nd head grow out of your shoulder such as in Army of Darkness

2nd head, I will never be lonely!

Would you rather follow Cain or Yarrick into battle?

Yarrick.

Be a Spartan

Or

Zombie overlord?

Spartan

Would you rather figh a sword duel against an equally skilled opponent (to the death)

or the same with guns?

Sword because its more metal!

would you rather have the following wait fro you in your bed +

Girl in notting but pearls

or

Girl with notting but her birtday suit on

Nothing but pearls. I can sell them after remove them from her

Have only one leg, or only one arm?

One arm. ROBO ARM.

One eye or one arm?

One arm. ROBO ARM.

Copy someone with consequences

or

Be original and fail?

Be original and fail.

Live in infamy or die famous?

Die famous...in 80 years.


mass effect 1,

2

or 3?

I've never played ME, but I'll go with 2. I guess.

Get run over by a steamroller or burn to death by napalm?

Steam roller. A FAST steamroller please lol

.....sit on an anthill or kick in a beehive?

Anthill please.

Have control of Mega Gargant
or
Have control of Emperor Titan

Emporor Titan (no-one controls a mega gargant)

lose a gonad or become sterile?

A gonad.

Take control of the world through violance
or
Have world peace

World peace (then maybe we could get on with something productive)

Bring back one person from the dead or have the power to prevent one person from dying.

Bring back, because I could use a zombie servant now.

Figth a Slayer

or

A Iron Gut Orge

Whats a slayer again? Anyway, send the ogre. I'll just have to get some atillery first

Would you rather be a kindergarten teacher (screaming kids for 30 years!) or the guy who drives the bin lorry?

Bin lorry (not that I have any idea what that is)

Would you rather...
Be a member of the Adeptus Arbites
or
Be a Judge like Judge Dredd?

Coolyo294 wrote:Bin lorry (not that I have any idea what that is)

Would you rather...
Be a member of the Adeptus Arbites
or
Be a Judge like Judge Dredd?

Judge Dread all the way!!!

Would you rather hang out with
The "Toe Cutter"
Hughmungus (i think that's how its spelt..)
or Master Blaster

Master Blaster (I could point out the obvious flaws in his aquious methane combustion system)

Would you rather have a fully working

Battle Tank

or

Helicopter Gunship

Helicopter gunship is way cooler!

Would you rather only eat traditional german food for the rest of your life

or

french food?

French food, because German food is disgusting


Die in a Auswitch Gas chamber

or


On the killing fields of Cambodia

That's sick dude but I'll go for the quick one in the chamber.

Faecal impaction

or

Gastroenteritis

Eeesh... fecal impaction. At least I would feel much lighter after the ordeal.

Beaten to death with frozen salmon

or

Choked to death with bananas

Uh... I think Id rather be beaten by the fish... >_>

Stuck out in the middle of the pacific

or

Trapped in a space ship with the most annoying person you know

Trapped in a space ship. At least I get to know that I'm taking down the annoying person with me.

Eat a bucket of sand that tastes like salt

or

Eat a small cup of kitty litter that tastes like kitty litter

Kitty litter.... hopefully its a small cup....

Would you rather fight in the napoleonic war for the brits as a sailor or as an infantryman?

They were both bad but i'd go infantry.

Would you rather be a Alien or a Predator?

Alien

Would you rather collect 10000 pts of orks or nids?

Id have to go with orks, and fill the army with large models to fill up the point total.

Eat a terracotta place

or

paint a 5000pt army consisting only of grots

5000pts of Grots. It's easier than eating clay.

French Kiss this:



Or

Swallow your raw best friend whole.

French kiss the mutant.

Eat 12 jars of vegemite in 20 minutes or eat 3 of my home made death sauce burgers.

(The burgers were so spicy I have only seen a guy down 1 and a half before screaming like a little girl who then dunked his head a bucket of milk)

the home made death burgers- No timeframe stated (also I have a high reistance to spice)

would you rather
eat a whole pig
or
eat a whole cow

Pig, because BACON!

Have to move a 1000000pt list made up entirely of Gretchin exactly 2 inches, no more, no less, without breaks for food, water, sleep or toilet

Or

Paint a Tau Manta, bought with your own monies, with an extreme detail brush, without breaks for food, water, sleep and toilet

Manta. Wouldn't get quite as dull and repetitive.


Homer Simpson
or
Peter Griffin?

Homer Simpson just because


Meet me

or

Shadowbrand

Trondheim. I don't care for Goatpersons.

Girlfriend

Or

5 bars of pure gold

Gold, then I can buy as many girlfriends as I like.

AFL or NRL.

NRL, because manly sport.

Walk 1000 miles in ill fitting, uncomfortable shoes
or
Walk 1000 miles barefoot.

ILL fitting, at least you will have some of your foot left.

Get in a fist fight with a grizzly bear

or

Live like an episode of Bear Grylls for 2 years.

Fistfigth with a grizzly bear, because figthing bears is apart of the upbringing of children here in Norway


Voodo doll

or


The sex slave of a beautiful princess

Voodoo dolls only effect one person, so sex slave... Get more use.

Move to the Sahara Desert
or
Move to the the South Pole.

Desert. I have seen "The Thing" so screw the south pole.

Become a hoarder eventually burying yourself in junk

or

Become addicted to eating rocks.

Eating rocks. I would rather do that.

Would you rather fight 3 GK Paladin/Purifier players with footslogging Orks

OR

lose you manhood?

Orks, Im rather attached to my manhood

AC-DC

OR

Foo Fighters

ACDC. Thunderstruck!


Base all your decision in life on dice rolls

or

Have unprotected sex with at least 12 african women risking AIDs.

Dice rolls, since that wont lead to me getting murderd by my significant other


Fistfigth Thor

or

Swordfigth with Conan

Swordfight witth Conan. At lest he is mortal.


Life time supply of alcohol, video games and nachos


or


One moment of badassary that supernova's anyone elses. And it's on youtube.

lifetime supply (one moment can be a real downer when it is over.)

Elizabeth banks

or

Charlize Theron

I'll go with Theron.

Become an 'Eavy metal painter

OR

Get 2500pts of any army, your choice in units.

'Eavy Metal, cause then I get the money to buy more than 2500pts of my choice.

Waffles

or

Pancakes?

Pancakes.

Hydra

or

Bassilisk?

Basilisk. Who needs to ignore cover saves when you can ignore it with a barrage weapon far more effectively!

Sweden

or

Finland?

Finland because of Metal & my GF

In witch historical period

Roman

or

Bronze age

Roman.

Would you rather be a member of:

The Lost MC

or

The Angels of Death