, creating the Necronomicon.

which is stolen

By a Snotling

to become hell's

most vile evil

demonically powered fungi

ever known to

raise a snotling

with epic appendages

from the dead.

But for the

pity of Bilbo,

his mother and

their family goat,

he gave it

A good swift

punch in the

few remaining teeth.

and doubled over.

The thread necromancer

has struck again.

Meanwhile at McDonald's

Poopy and Pissy

are vulgar choices

for young Ape-monkeys.

to post in

on this thread

of red wool

and high standards.

when i post,

I can imagine

how you look

while you attempt

to indulge in

Extreme hardcore tentacle

whilst wearing nothing

with khornate chosen.

Meanwhile in Czechoslovakia,

Russians were invading.

Meanwhile in Poland,

people are immigrating

to some place.

Meanwhile in Norway

people were meanwhiling.

Meanwhile in meanwhile-land

meanwhiles were meanwhiling.

During 1925, five

secret agents died

as a result

of Abbath's massive

tentacl pron collection.

Quorthon established a

fire safety check

to make black

people realise that

they are good.

When the king

ate some spam

he summoned a

giant bum fairy.

I have got

sticks up my

nostrils because Jesus

said so. Failbaddon

invoked Satan and

snorted warp dust.

Eldar are gay

which means happy

and homosexual, nevertheless

the Eldar partied

all day and

created Slaanesh accidentally.

Everyone was shocked

by the teddy

when he slept.

There will be

nothing worth saying.

But listen to

the purple vaginas.

Cheesecat is ruining

the story pleasetellhimtostop.

#Jking, we love you really

His short sentences

are not allowing

the secret Jew

, Adolf Jesus Hitler

, to practice witchcraft

and pole dancing

naked with xenos.

Inside the partybus

warp dust was

never really there.

In A moment,

nothing will happen.

However, due to

the rising tide

posiedon swam home

to snort warpdust.

The warpdust gave

Poseidon a headache

and he tried

to take pills

that came in

a pink box

unopenable by gods.

End this thread.

No because you're

ruining this thread.

Exactly. We agree.

EDIT: Wait, wut?

Cheesecat should commit

mass murder because

no one likes

pansy-ass Eldar.

Eldrad is hardly

a non-pansy.

He sucks men's

middle fingers LOL.

There is A

in the alphabet

which frogs like

to simply ignore.

Because bum fluff

contains no inspiration,

but only perspiration.

When there is

I have returned

moments of doom

to the bookstore

it stopped books

from being sold.

Because of the

conspiracy by the

mutant zombie chicken.

I have a

great big ginormous

blob of mayonnaise

named Sammy "The

Stain-Maker. It

Smelled greatly of

sauerkraut and beans

which is strange.

My toenail is

very very broken.

If my miniatures

had wings, they

would fall lots.

We must paint

many Wood Elves

in pink, matching

the colour of

peaches. Mary had

a little pencilcase

named bob the

brazen bandit, master

Ingun the Warrior

of daisy chains.

Master Jeremiah of

the parish of

Varg Vikernes' town

in which bad

spirits and cucumbers

, ate big sandwiches.

Long range artillery

is often assumed

to fix everything.

Because of this,

bombardments are usually

poorly placed, meaning

nothing is fixed

to work properly.

The very best

of the best

beat the rest.

Is this the

strangest thread on

Dakka? I don't

believe that it's

ever sane. Anyways,

Mary had a

leg of lamb

with meat as

tough as nails;

So that mary

had that lamb

tenderized with flails.

Jack and Jill

fell downhill quickly

, spilled their bucket,

and died horribly.

EDIT: Well that was morbid.

Little Jack Horner

ran rounda corner

and into a

giant fething bug.

On the day

of the Rapture

the chilling steel

cut me open

a new orifice

and it hurt.

Transilvanian Hunger, so

no garlic please.

The mountains are

alive! Help me!

Embrace me eternally

said the clown

in his daylight

outfit of blood.

Feel the call

of the wild

; defecate in public!

So pure, evil

is the best

thing, Transilvanian Hunger

is the leading

beautiful evil self

image reflection thing....

You're the best

said evil teddy

. Odin' son, protector

of Midgaard, ate

Fenrir for lunch

and enjoyed it.

In deep space

some aliens killed

some Spess Mahreens

yey!

We want

more better models

from GW, or

we will kill

every GW director.

Before the Mods

ban us all,

better edit that

or the banehammer

in our posts.

All Hail Alpharius!

We need to

end this thread....

We cannot allow

the death of

this thread. Alpharius

is very awesome.

This thread will

soon collapse violently,

Causing me to

start several clones.

Which had defects.

I am the

Alpha and Omega

, destroyer of worlds

and bringer of

Ice cold beer.

I would like

smokin hot ladies

served on a

brass stripper pole.

Khorne and Slaanesh

have no idea

how far I

will shove my

incredibly massive and

hairy cushion up

Against my couch.

You might say

that I like

to sound naughty.

Do not drink

pure and unadulterated

camel cheese thing.

Once the formula

has been certified

throw the beaker

into the pit

of sarchasm, then

I shall create

cavity - causeing treats

of mass destruction.

And when the

Boogeyman goes bump

he will toot

his horn of

magical rainbow unicorns

and they shall

know no fear.

Cake is good.

Look to the

East. Look for

big hairy bananas.

When the darkness

returns, come to

my great big

well-lit fortress.

Inside it are

candles and lamps

of DEATH AND

of DEATH AND

CUTE BUNNY RABBITS

who have much

CAP LOCK TroublE !

I can see

the reason why