we can't have

nice things here....

Let's try this

extremely dangerous prank:

I'll hold the

butcher's knife, while

You grab the

BAWLS OF STEEL!

And squeeze tightly.

no he said

that she said

"that's what she

had said before.

All hail the

hypnotoad! I like

the smell of

RDX in the

afternoon. Time for

OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

Kill it with

fire. Before it

Farts too loud

and lays eggs.

My really Big

Duck is on

the roof. Please

Touch it's face

in the night.

Bismillah! No, we

will grab shotguns

And shove them

up your ass!

Walk softly and

carry many hoes!

A Solid Stick

is always useful.

My Parent's House

Is very lovely.

Except for the

(Tyranidcrusher: You don't need to capitalize everything )

caved-in roof.

Ah, well. Tzeentch

Is very hungry

for the souls

of other chickens.

For his soup.

Death and Glory

in the name

OF THE EMPRAH! (was supposed to be T E H, not THE stupid un-turn-off-able auto correct spelling function... )

Nobody knows why

farts are funny

and death screams

are like music

to my ears.

Word has it

the Word Bearers

know of a

secret special word

of wording wordieness

which creates farts

made of candy

and odd noises.

Well, now that

escalated quickly. Not

very interesting though...

But compared to

some of the

more mundane things

It's pretty crazy.

One fine evening

whilst bathing in

liquified Nurgle farts

I suddenly realised

that my bath

had started to fill up

with

large and unruly

angry rubber duckies

who brutally mauled

my self esteem.

Your mother is

in heaven now.

Sadly, father is...

up there also.

Your sister is

also remembered fondly.

Orbital mind gastronomy

is often misconstrued

as Thunder. Meanwhile...

in the Queen's

royal bed chamber

Molestia prepares to

invade your many

tiny little bums.

Molly just loves

it when you

eat the cheese.

straight from the

cow, wait what!?

I do not

understand how Godzilla

can reach his

butt when he

has such small

butt-scratching gretchen slaves.

Does the Queen

even lift? I

can't imagine how

Molly can shake

Your cold hands

while Overlord Thraka

surfs a baneblade

in the rain

of such intensity.

In outer space

monkeys seek revenge

for dubious acts

involving plastic shards

that were found

right inside their

government sanctioned bananas

and then they

hid under the

Golden Throne and

waited until the

Emprah unleashed a

noxious cloud of

micro space marines

. Then with A

really loud burp

they were off

to the races.

Slamming the hatch

on the fingers

of the grots,

the baneblade launched

all it's rockets

into the fire

just to watch

things blow up.

You know what

that means, right?

This means WAR!

Vampire Pixies descended

through the tall

Basketball Player's Fro

until they found

robot girlyman's sock

That morgan freeman...

bungled his attempt

at hiding by

telling a story

that enthralled all

who were near

, but forgetting to

Shout LEROYYYY JENKINSSSSS!!!!!!!

was his un-doing.

With a mighty

heave, he pushed

Buzz lightyears face

into the void

where Buzz fought

for equal rights

Along side the

good reverend doctor

Joe. Meanwhile in...

another part of

Ponyville, Batman delivered

Box office cash

to the psych-ward...

at Arkham Asylum

then everyone danced.

In a cave

with a box

full of scraps

Iron Man crafted

A crude, workable

Remote control undresser.

Now and then

Santa ascends from

his grave to

adjust the dish

But there is

Hex Spell On

Santa's magical sleigh

that causes his

reception to be

The one they

just cant reach.

SUDDENLY, Captain Planet...

burst into the

one they fear.

Meanwhile, Boreal was

writing a note

to the Emperor

to ask forgiveness

for eating all

the "special" medicine.

Sadly, The Emperor

denied his request

, but took pity

long enough to

Become Dovahkin, Dragonborn!

He went forth

Arrow in knee

to guard the

aluminum recycling bin

give presents to

his elderly mother

. Meanwhile, Steve Blum...

couldn't remember why

his taco had

spoken to him

, it said "Steve,

you must never

Kick a baseball

when it rolls

through the warp."

When they heard

Of misty mountains.

They ran into

A great big

Misty Mountain Resort!

Through dungeons deep,

and caverns dark,

all guests sleep

In central park.

Unless they have

A magic key,

And concrete slab

to set them

free amongst the

crabs.
Then up

upon they saw

A light,
witch

fire illuminating the

night,
But then

Chuck Horus launched

a million robotic

Tyranids,

But they

had no hands

,so they searched

for a door

that you could

open without effort

leading to lovely

trap filled dungeons.

Suddenly, Snurl attacked!

Violently, without warning.

He started to

shake and glow

, roaring like thunder.

He proceeded to

sing and dance

with zombie ponies.

Thereafter, Nurgling hordes

ate Guardsman Bob

and nobody cared

Thusly the war,

so they went

into battle with

out underwear, taking

a giant chance

of being oblitirated

, but it worked!

and they successfully

blamed Marrowick for

killing 40,000 spess

Mahreenz without ammunition.

This badassery was

soon retconned, but

then they decided

Matt Ward should

make scrambled eggs

into deadly adversaries.

Eggs of this

caliber will be

shot repeatedly with

Twin-Linked weapons

and they shall

crack under pressure.

Suddenly a figure

skater punches granny

smith apple boxes.

Apples fly into

the air, and

the blue sea.

was no more.

Trudging through custard

Looking for tampons

fiendishly, the cultist

prodded the Jelly

with a tree

It quivered... ostentatiously...

before suddenly exploding!

Another Matt Ward

was gunned down

by radical lemmings

, who had read

Clauswitz' 'On War'

for several seconds.