The gem will be just perfect

As you wish. Be careful though; that thing gives off an eerie vibe.

*Starts pouring warp energy into it*
I've used one of these before, they're great for storing warp energy for later use.

No, mister Chaos Sorcerer, you are mistaken. This is not the Black Legion fortress, this is my bed. Get the hell out.

Ah, feth!
C'mon let's move away from this grumpy picture-of-a-school-building(?) daemon...

.... I'll be with you in a minute.

Erm...
This is why the warp can be a bad idea.

You get to see all kinds of fethed-up stuff...

don't worry, I'll solve the problem (Blam)

Ah, commissar! You made it! *Big grin*

Have some warp dust!

Have some Warp Dust too!
*snifs*

*Smokes over a fire and inhales deeply*
Aahhh...
Wytch fire does soo much to improve it

*snorts warp dust off a Daemonnettes midriff*
THATS THE STUFF BABY

Illegal drugs?
I don't even need to blam you, you'll die on you own accord. I will however shoot your bodies.

You AGAIN!!?? How many times do I need you in my bed!?

Well, your the one who keeps bringing me back (BLAM)

Resurrection is my specialty =)

Lets see if removing you from play stops you coming back.

You will all be baned! Baned unto submission

Are you telling a commissar what to do?
Heresy!(Blam)

I play Trap Hole! HA unless you have a counter card you are DOOOOOOMED

I have even better: I have Jurgen!
(Melta gun sound effect)

I got a Nova Cannon. Sorry bout your planet.

Are YOU my Emperor's Day Present!?

No, but this camera is (Blam)
Wait, that's a gun...

I do love men in uniforms, care to play pin the tail on the donkey?

Nah, I prefer bolt the shell through the heretic (Blam)

Actually, all the men you had to keep an eye out for have joined me in my epic conquest of killing you.
That's a hundred lasguns aimed at you, sir.
*ZAP*

two hundred 's later...

Well, that failed.
Care for some *Blam* by DOOMBOLT?

No, I do not.

Well, sucks to be you.

** DOOOOOMBOLT**

Mirror Shield!!!

Ha lightning proof!

I'm afraid that Xenos are not tolerated.

Xenos? I'm from Terra ... well Earth ... 38,000 years ago ...

I'm seeing pointy ears, thats clearly Xenos.

Well hello!

Hello yourself, that lion come off or it part of you?

What's all this Shenanigans? Did someone forget my invitation?

No... you just werent invited... you didnt even bring pizza either....

No. Just no.

I can't sleep with this!

DOOMBOLT!!

You agen? Just can't keep away can you?

You know what else can't stay away from you? My Bolt shells (Blam)

Ah! Commissar! I've been waiting for this one.

How are you?

What's with the staff?
Wait..
You got two staffs?

I'm (Blam) thanks for asking.

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What's with the staff?
Wait..
You got two staffs?

Yes, yes I do.

*Zips up trousers again*

You like?

No.
Not at all.

Care for some Daemonette instead?

HERESY! (Blam)(Blam)(Blam)

daemonnette? Hell yeah!
First need to get rid of that angry man though.

Erm.. That angry man is the Daemonette.

I hope you know the safety word, he's not going to stop otherwise...

The Daemonnette has been Emperor-sanctioned!

Yep. Just wait until he connects to the Astronomicon, it'll gain all the power of the Emprah with which to pleasure/torture you...

I never really did anything with Chaos, though.

...(Self-Blam)

Well...would you look at that. I actually feel genuinely inspired by his death. Just wish he didn't get gore all over my sheets.

That isn't my gore, it's IGORE! (Blam)

Your gore was made by the Apple Corporation?

Well they were wrong now weren't they?

Now commissar! You know it's bad form to BLAM people before breakfast! Here, have some pancakes.

(Blam) pancakes are Heresy

How about sun burn (and it hurts so much)?

That doesn't even make sense...
I'm still calling it Heresy (Blam)

Dear Commissar...I am reluctant to inform you that um. You ran out of ammunition a while ago, and are just making the blam noise with your mouth. Sir! Now...would you mind getting off my bed so I may put it in order for morning inspection?

I can't run out of ammo, my bolt pistol has the unlimited ammo upgrade.
And morning inspection was five hours ago.
(Blam) (Blam) (Blam)

I find your lack of paint disturbing.

Don't worry, I'm making red paint (Blam)

Still no paint

Well, clearly the general has no blood. You know what else has no blood? Xenos, that's what!! Kill for your corpse god!

Hey, where's the DOOMBOLT?

I was just charging it up...

*Rubs hands together*

DOOOOOOMBOLT!!!!

Now, that's the spirit!

(picks up mini-gun)

Now it's my turn...(coughs then starts up mini-gun and unleashes bullet hell on the still-unpainted Commissar) WAAAGH!!!

By the Gods! The general is an Ork in disguise! And he has no blood!

I accuse thee of being a Vampyre Orc!

Join me in the war against logic and sanity!

DOOMBOLTS!!

Xenos and magic?
Double Heresy! (Double Blam)

Shall I spell it out for you Commissar?





















You're doomed

You were saying?

These are some Thousand Sons (Rubrics). You're gonna die

DOOMBOLT!

Man, this bed is crowded...this is an orgy going on here.
Which is HERESY!
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*gives ammo to the commisar*

*Reloads the Commissar's gun for him*

Try again...

They're still standing.

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*taps Commisar's shoulder* Hang on lil guy, i've got this.

Hey 1k sons, I hear we are actually battle brothers, from like the Horus Heresy or somethin...ya know since im a Blood Raven, right?

@Commisar:
There should be a Reload in there somewhere.

He has unending ammo! What sorcery is this? HERESY! BLAM BLAM BLAM!

My turn ... SANGUINUS EXPLOSION!!!

@Ace101:
Out the way small fry!

I heard a lot of blamming in this general vicinity..... is da Commisar getting boltshells in the bed again? Its messing up my back

There are several reloads in that phrase, as are orbital strikes.
And in any case, accusing a Commissar of Heresy is Heresy! (Blam)

Commissar... Friend!

You fool, friends are also heresy.

Honey, not the hat tonight. It's April and I'm not in the mood for Santa play.

What the hell is that?

DOOMBOLT!

Look, we've been over this. I don't like it when you doombolt me.

Iranna.

Sorry.
*Points in another direction*

DOOMBOLT!!

How about I melta him instead?

MELTA SPAM!!!

ARRR my eyes my eyes!! Knew i should have worn eye protection before looking at that post!

THIS WHOLE THREAD IS NOTHING BUT HERESY! (Blamagedon)

Nope...GIGA MEGA ULTIMATE MELTA SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAHHH!! feth! My eyes!!

*Puts on sunglasses*
Problem solv-

HEY! WHERE'S MY POWER ARMOUR!!!!!???

DOOOOOOMBOLT!!!!

Why you shooting me for? Go shoot the no fun Commissar.

I expect to be fully re-armoured by the time I'm done here

DOOMBOLTS ON THE OTHER GUY!

(Look out! ARGGGH!)
I also have a plasma pistol (Missfire)
...

DOOMBOLT!!
*Rolls a double 6*

Ah. feth. I've already lost my other two wounds.

Well. Looks like we're all rolling poorly. I'll be back!!

*Gets sucked into the warp*

Good thing melta are safe and reliable weapons.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Good thing melta are safe and reliable weapons.

*The warp spits out a melta shot at you*

*Tells you to suck it*

Veray nice... how much?

*Is spat out of the warp*

Oh. Now I'm a LoC.

And Tzeentch wants you to suck it as much as you like

Btw, is this the Krusty Krab?

Krusty Krab?

THIS.

IS.

DAKKA.

*kicks out of the bed*

Iranna.

This conversation is going nowhere.
And everyone knows that idleness leads to HERESY! so (Blam)

Good thing i brought this *pulls SS out of back pocket* *Points to LoC with TH* COME AT ME BRO!!!

No thanks don't dig your 'energy' mate

*Re-rolls Ace101's charge distance*
* *

Just As Planned.

Dude, that's still a misfire.
Also, was the baneblade gun pointing at your head part of the plan?

 Selym wrote:
*Re-rolls Ace101's charge distance*
* *

Just As Planned.

I wasn't charging, Im letting you charge me...

Oh, so you're the submissive type, eh? Just as I like it!

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Oh, so you're the submissive type, eh? Just as I like it!

You don't know, sounds like slaanesh gave you other ideas...*SMASH*

Well Mickey Mouse Marine, why do you deny LORD SHEOGORATH? Huh?

 jaggedjaw wrote:

Also, was the baneblade gun pointing at your head part of the plan?

CREEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!

I don't really like birds walking into my bed.

*Transfigures you into a spawn*

Just.. As... PLANNED!!

You changed the wrong one.
That was legionaire 2974.

Not As Planned.

*Laughs maniacally*

JUST AS PLANNED!!!

 Selym wrote:
Not As Planned.

*Laughs maniacally*

JUST AS PLANNED!!!

Alpha Legion trolls Tzeentch.

*Removes all knowledge of the Alpha Legion that ever was or ever will be*

Just as planned?

Probably.

Nice.
Now nobody even knows about us!
Do you have any idea what you have done! Whaha!

And now Alpharius can sneak into peoples beds without them knowing about it.

Just as- Hey you, get out of my bed, you powered armored git!

It´s Lord Sheogorath!
CHEESE
FOR
EVERYONE!
Scrap that.
Cat´s don´t like bags, and all.

*Makes you grow chicken feathers*
*Kicks you out of bed*
*You leave the house, and cross the road outside*

The chicken just crossed a road.
Why?
Because I kicked him out of my bed.


JUST AS PLANNED!

I´m not a chicken though.
You don´t even know who I am..

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I´m not a chicken though.
You don´t even know who I am..

*Erases the Alpha legion from your memory*

Hah! Now you don't even know who you are or where you live!

You fool! That was his plan the whole time!

Now the Alpha Legion may truly work incognito.

Now hold still while I season you. Don't ask why my bed is in the kitchen; it's personal.

Just As Planned.
*laugjhs*

JUST
AS
PLANNED!

We are Legion, We are One!
Hydra Dominatus!
Whaha!

Oh, hello there.
How goes the fishstick?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
JUST
AS
PLANNED!

We are Legion, We are One!
Hydra Dominatus!
Whaha!

Oh, hello there.
How goes the fishstick?

You still know nothing of the Alpha Legion. Neither does anyone on the Alpha Legion.

Good luck being the Alpha Legion!

Hah, you do not know who you erased! You erased a gamer group!
I am Alpharius/Omegon/AlphaLegionaire[numberhereplease]!
I am from the Alpha Legion!
Haha!
Outsmarted!

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Hah, you do not know who you erased! You erased a gamer group!
I am Alpharius/Omegon/AlphaLegionaire[numberhereplease]!
I am from the Alpha Legion!
Haha!
Outsmarted!

Nobody was exempt. Even the barriers of time weren't...

Oh gak.

I cocked up...

No! It cannot be!! It's THE ALPHA LEGION FROM BEFORE THE HH!!

NOT AS PLANNED!!!

Yep. You know Doctor Who is an Alpha Legionaire?

Oh, sonnova time lord!

Well, I'd better head back into the warp before this crossover destroys both parties' fluff..

 Selym wrote:
Oh, sonnova time lord!

Well, I'd better head back into the warp before this crossover destroys both

parties' fluff..

Just as planned, according to backup plan 407!

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:
Oh, sonnova time lord!

Well, I'd better head back into the warp before this crossover destroys both

parties' fluff..

Just as planned, according to backup plan 407!

JUST AS PLANNED!!

I found out information about Alpha Legion plans!

Alpha Legion This!

*He says holding up an unpainted chaos space marine*

=D

Care for some garlic?

Bird pron anyone?

I'M BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK IN TOPIC (Bang)

 jaggedjaw wrote:
I'M BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK IN TOPIC (Bang)

YOU WASTE HOLY BOLTGUN SHELLS! *SMASH* DO NOT WASTE WHAT THE EMPEROR PROVIDES!!!!!!

 ace101 wrote:

 jaggedjaw wrote:
I'M BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK IN TOPIC (Bang)

YOU WASTE HOLY BOLTGUN SHELLS! *SMASH* DO NOT WASTE WHAT THE EMPEROR PROVIDES!!!!!!

Emprah provide this!!
*Turns the boltgun into a squig*

That's not what I was expecting...

A squig?

That's the best you could do?

Hah, don't think you'll be getting any blood out of me vampire! My blood has been replaced by Emperor Blessed Syrup (found in the refrigeration section), hahaha!

Pancakes!!!

*Bird mode activate*
*Starts pecking at your face*

Sooo tasty! Om nom nom!

Hey birdie.
I'm back!

*Stops pecking*

Hai!

*Turns you into a SOB*

That wasn't me. That was your shiny staff.

...Why is my staff a sister of battle?

Kinky?

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
...Why is my staff a sister of battle?

Kinky?

Probably.

That's a good thing there.

*pokes you*

Well slap me twice and hand me to my mama, its roastin' time!

I am large banner, which incidentally is made of cloth. I could be... useful.

*Puts you to my crotch.*

*Several minutes later*

Ah... Very useful...

HERESY!!!! (Blam) (Blam) (Blam)
Also, when against the enemies of the Imperium, there is no such thing as wasted munition.

*You run out of ammo*

Just as planned...

*gives the Commisar ammo*
Haha!

*Which causes you to run out of ammo*

JUST AS PLANNED!

*Charges at you*

Pff, I have infiltrating, deep striking, Alpha Legionaire ammo!
I almost feel like Creed now.
*Baneblade appears from behind nose*

Told ya, mr. clothed Bird.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Pff, I have infiltrating, deep striking, Alpha Legionaire ammo!
I almost feel like Creed now.
*Baneblade appears from behind nose*

Told ya, mr. clothed Bird.

CREEEEED!!!!

*Transfigures the Baneblade into a conscript*

*Starts thwacking you*

Honestly, I don't think thwacking a Primarch is a good idea when in bed.
How about some bedtime chess?

Hail Hydra, brother.

Legionaire! Why are you not shaved?!

I have an assignment.

I have an assignment, that's why.

ANd it features a moustache?
Interesting!
Don't tell me about it though.
Secrets and lies, you know.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Legionaire! Why are you not shaved?!

It's the traditional manly moustache of the IOM, how dare you!

So rude...

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Legionaire! Why are you not shaved?!

It's the traditional manly moustache of the IOM, how dare you!

So rude...

Says the manbird who is laughing at Draigo.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Legionaire! Why are you not shaved?!

It's the traditional manly moustache of the IOM, how dare you!

So rude...

Says the manbird who is laughing at Draigo.

Touche

Everyone nows hair-esy is best heresy *gels hair*...there we go.

Anyways, what's the time?

Depends on where you are in the galaxy.

EDIT: Personally, I like Angelos with the Pedro Kantor rules.

That mustache painfully reminds me of my genetic inability to grow facial hair.

Well, that's what you get when you're communist.

...Wait, that's not right...

*Starts flapping my wings*

But do you go well roasted? Or perhaps grilled?

I taste better as a fish, tbh. Right now I'm all feathers and bone.

Pity.

 Kain wrote:
Pity.

I could roast your hand over a warpflame if you're hungry.

God tiers don't care about your silly fire. We've bathed in a sun twice the radius of the universe without giving a single feth before.

So it'd be like blowing smoke up your bumhole then...

..Speaking of bumholes...

Time to stuff this turkey, if you know what I mean.

With cheese?=D

No. With JUSTICE.

All aboard the Ika Train! Choo choo de geso!

Do people even ride trains anymore? I thought cars and planes killed them off...the Trans-siberian railway is nice though!

*sigh* heresy (blam)...
this is getting VERY tiresome

*Go healing factor go!* You do know that you can only keep a SBURB player who's ascended to the god tiers dead by making the death heroic or just right?

I would take that robe and use it as a Magicka counts as costume.

A socialist wizard then?

Staff with a hammer on the tip and a sickle in the other hand. Have some terrible line about how "In soviet magicka spells cast you"

Do it for mother Russia comrade, and for workers everywhere.

Not sure if boy or girl.

Pot calling the kettle black.

Beware the Socialistic red tide of red robe clad teens! Gunther prepare my Tiger tank!

I hope your horse can carry all those spare parts for that thing.

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
Hah, don't think you'll be getting any blood out of me vampire! My blood has been replaced by Emperor Blessed Syrup (found in the refrigeration section), hahaha!

For the last time, I am a NECROPYRE! I feed on souls, not blood.

Communist or not as long as your in my bed no robes please, they interfear with the covers

It's actually just a T-shirt, pants, and a windsock hoodie.

I stare longingly into your eyes.



Then fap.

I grab my cd collection and get some Jake Danniels! Lets have a party

Communism?
Ересь! (Blam)

Ahhh the freindly local Commisar... Do you have anything other than lead for me today? But Seriously this bed is like littered with the most bolt casings and they're burning the mattress. Take it to the couch man

Dude, what happened to your face?

I saw you.

But I'm adorable!

Use me as a blanket

Sure why not!

Not sure if start of pron....

Doombolt?

NO!

BOLT OF TZEENTCH!!!

Bolt of Matt Ward

I think you'll find it's the bolt of Phill Kelley, dark god of awesome codexes.

And the Sw codex, with undercosted everything, and a mediocre (but balanced, I give you that) CSM codex.

You could do with a Chorus singing Polyushka Polye.

Ok when did I get a russian in here?

When you forgot to lock the window. We're all just piling in here for warmth now.

Who are you again?

I was the doombolt guy.

I ascended.

And wiped me from history.

Just as planned...

What happened to that crazy Commissar?

He's in me pants. It's where I keep me cheese as well.

Ok if you are all staying go have a shave and a bath first.

(Sound of incoming artillery fire)
By the way, I "convinced" about 1003.4 Earth shakers to fire on this bed.
Because a bed this large is HERE-

black templar wrote:Ok if you are all staying go have a shave and a bath first.

I'm a bird. I flap myself clean.

jaggedjaw wrote:(Sound of incoming artillery fire)
By the way, I "convinced" about 1003.4 Earth shakers to fire on this bed.
Because a bed this large is HERE-

*Moves the bed over to the basilisks*

*The shells fall in the direction of the bed*

*Moves bed back*

*Shells land on the basilisks*

Just as planned.

Selym you are just as evil as me.

*Releases seeker swarms*

Let the harvest begin.

Energy shields to full! Standby on Plasma Rifles...fire!

*Grants the Admiral Iron Arm*

Enjoy!

Double post...

Triple post somehow...

Thanks!

PLASMA SPAM!

@Selym

Just as planned!

Now madness will ensue.

Also, plasma siphon time.

*Re rolls your gets hot roll*

*Scores a six*

Oh look, a precision shot!

EDIT: Ninja'd.

I am the Harbinger of your Destiny.

*Seekers drag away most of the members of this thread*

Get back in the fight!

*Starts infiltrating everyone back in*
Here you go, Admiral!

First rank fire, second rank fire!

*Flies out of the way*

Watch where you're shooting please

My apologies.

S'cool.

Now, where did our target go?

He is Alpharius.
We are all Alpharius.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
He is Alpharius.
We are all Alpharius.

Well that's a bit of a problem then.
*Mass memory loss on all information regarding the Alpha Legion and Alpharius/Omegon*

EDIT: I now have no idea who you or I am.

Just as planned!

Damn- I mean, JUST AS PLANNED!

You do know who I am, right?

Erm...

*Checks the Grimore of true names*

Yep.

Then tell me.

Crap.

You are a bad liar, even after your ascension.

I'm a changer of ways, not a keeper of secrets!
Get your dang facts straight, jeez!

*Pretends this is an excuse*

It is not an excuse.
YOU should know that.

Hey birdy birdy, you want some seed?

I'm not a bird, creepy man!

*Starts pecking at your armour*

Sorry, I can't help myself..

Please dont zap me with your magic tzeenchy powers

Okay.

*Whacks you with the staff*

Please stop wacking in my bed.

I'm sorry, if you don't take off that armour you're going to crush my bed.

Oh for Tzeentch's sake!
Trains crush beds, its simple physics!
Shoo! Get out!

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I'm not a bird, creepy man!

You got your post in before me, Small Fry.

Now, birdy want some seed?

No one (Blam)
and I'm getting tired of having to kill you all. I'm going invincible.

jaggedjaw wrote:
No one (Blam)
and I'm getting tired of having to kill you all. I'm going invincible.

He's gone!

jaggedjaw wrote:
No one (Blam)
and I'm getting tired of having to kill you all. I'm going invincible.

Did you mean invisible?

 Dakarillion wrote:

jaggedjaw wrote:
No one (Blam)
and I'm getting tired of having to kill you all. I'm going invincible.

Did you mean invisible?

He has no avatar. Thus we can't attack him.
We can't hurt nothing. (Hey, that works in two ways! )

Yes he can't BLAM us either ...

JUST AS PLANNED!!!!

HA HA HA HA

In Soviet Russia, train hijacks YOU!

Choo Choo de geso! *CRUNCH!*

*Uncloaking sound*
Gentlemen.
(Backstab)

Mr spy i kindly have to ask you to stab outside the bed.... and you still havent cleaned up your bolt shells from earlier... overall you are a rather rubbish roommate sir

*Just stares back at you*

Tell me are you edible mr pancake? Only I'm hungry for more than just souls!

MUFFINBUTTON

Muffins? I'll need some tea to go with that.

Unique Human? I will direct this personally!

Fine. Cero.

BREAD!!!!

Uh, I mean, JUST AS PLANNED!!!!

*Peck peck peck*

*VOOOOOOOM*

*CRUNCH*

Geso...Heh, heh, heh...

What's a girl like you doing on a train like that?

All aboard the...REI TRAIN!

At least I think its Rei. The face is too small for me to tell.

Another one? I have hardly had time to dispose of the last body? But since its you I will make an exception

I am Sheogorath.

Our number is legion, our name is CHEESE!

Pfff I play both Sw & GK. Cheese is so common for me that I hardly enjoy it anymore

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
All aboard the...REI TRAIN!

At least I think its Rei. The face is too small for me to tell.

Nope. Squid Girl (or Ika Musume if you're Japanese). Here's a shot of her and most of the main cast:



Although I would love to see a ZOMG THE REI TRAIN!

Anyway, how DARE you try and interrupt the Ika Train with a mere HORSE! Take THAT!

*SQUELCH*

*sapper sound effect*
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take your choice.

Who the hell are you?

I'm Canada

Canada...more cows than people

No...I'm over here.
You're talking to Cowlandia.

JUST AS PLANNED...

Its a shame the Sisters aren't here. I hear they like to 'play' with little boys.

You still aren't talking to me. Now you are talking to your...thingy.

.si eh sey ,sey yhW

By the way, do you know a guy who's name starts with Thras'kleya'thall'gryaa...

(chokes on own blood and runs off to a medical facility)

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
By the way, do you know a guy who's name starts with Thras'kleya'thall'gryaa...

(chokes on own blood and runs off to a medical facility)

Nope.

If you ever stop bleeding and choking, do tell who that is, would you?
That's a good human!

I am now a slightly different bedsheet.

(comes with neck wrapped in bandages)

The guy apparently has many names: the God of the Last Hunt, the Prince of a Thousand Faces, the Herald of the Change, the Whisper in the Darkness, and so many more. The Grey Knights know of him as Ghargatuloth.

(runs off again as blood starts to seep through the bandages))

Have you been stalking my face book page? Not cool.

JUST AS PLANNED!

Oh no, a DOOMBOLT!

Why yes my Iron Hands do long for a new toy!

Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you!

Why yes I would, care to play with me?