Again, place yourself in your avatar's shoes, and imagine going to bed only to find the avatar of the previous poster in your bed. What would you do/say?

I might be ok with this. What gender even is that?

I LIKE TRAINS

I say old chap, brace yourself, we're in for a jolly good time say what!

Nightmares.

...

Do you like trains?

/terrible innuendo

Hmmm...this is certainly unusual.

Bow chickia bow wow

Another blonde? How unexpected.

There had better be tea in that cup.

Eh, had worse looking primates.

Hitler in a dress I think?

Eh, least I'll have one over on Cannerus.

"Go on a blind date!" They said. "It'll be fun!" They said.

Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

Wait... is that a work of shakespeare you've just written?

(draws sword)

Destroy, Tiburon.

I can see your thoughts.

That headdress is most intriguing.

Well hello there.

So your my new roommate...damn delivery company is taking its bloody time with that second bed.

I can share a bed .

*Hears Chime*

"Cleaning sequence initiated. Suction Module Engaged"

*Immediately regrets eating in bed last night.*

...

Why is contemporary urban art climbing into my bed?

Why hasn't it got trains?

I say old chap, would you like some cheese? I do believe I have plenty.

"In the name of Mandalore who are you, and how did you get into my bed?"

I, uh...well, why have I got a symbol in my bed?! This makes very little sense.

OH god there are so many of you! Get away from me you jobless peeps! I know the emperor is dead! But get out of my house!

Oh, well.... erm... always room for one more, right?

Flying spaghetti god...naked man...I've been expecting you!

ARRRGHTSGRFAARGBRTHRYT!

I'm sharing the bed with all of you.

Oh, thank you for the coffee.

You might want to be careful with that cigar; you might end up accidentally start a fire.

The ambiguity of you continues.... Not sure if I should be excited or .... tense.

Damn it...must have been sleep stealing again. But why did I steal a propaganda poster?

Run, run you fools!

Lose the armor.

Ok this is getting worse how do you keep getting in my bed? Know what I don't care.

Either one of us sleepwalks...or its the swamp gas.

I'll have a biscuit with my coffee please.

How do you ear or drink with that enviro-suit?

Emergency induction port.

In other words...a straw? And what about food?

Paste.

Mostly.

Don't you get claustrophobia?

Not really. It's a home in a home.

Well, if you wear one your whole life, I suppose you never get the chance to develop claustrophobia.

Get out of my cell, serf.

Sorry, but I'm no serf. I'm the Tres Espada.

I'm not complaining.

Oh, this may take a while.

You might want to lose the spiky bits first.

Hell yeah!

Please, no Santa hat tonight, I'm not feeling creative.

Must be getting pretty hot!

That guy in the back looks familiar.

Do get rid of the armor.

I don't know what happened last night....but at least you wore protection.

NO! Breakfast in bed is NOT romantic!

Mind taking the armor off first?

We've done worse.

Not enough soap in the world to wash away the shame.

Lose the gun, keep the cigar.

Seems legit.

Did you bring me any coffee?

Did you bring pie first?

Go ahead!

Erm...

...Well this is awkward....

..brother...

It just got more awkward.

Oh god...
Lord Abaddon won't be pleased with this turn of events..

Its awkward?

Nice.

Yes, I know. Now would you please take the armor off?

Trains.

Hmmmm a gentleman in my bed.......OUT!

Do you like trains?

What kind of trains are we talking about?

Diesel.

Yes I do.

How about steam?

Nice mustache...and I can make steam if I wanted to.

Cool, you own a sauna?

No; my Resurreccion's special ability is Water Manipulation, so I can create and manipulate water at will, that's all.

Pah, water.

I like trains.

*neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowhthunk*

I like trains too; especially with a first class cabin

Can I get in on this?

Sure, why not.

WOO HOO.

*Checks the Train sign* "Hmm...I don't remember buying a ticket for the rape train...I'd like to get off!"

It is to late to leave you are on now! *Evil Laugh*

How much would it cost to be bumped up to first class?

First class is free, in fact all the tickets are free. Its disembarking that costs you money.

Mother of god..

Oh. Hi again.

So... You still mad about that whole Heresy thing?

We like the backup plan we had for it.
Just how I like the backup plan for you, mr. Doombolt.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
We like the backup plan we had for it.
Just how I like the backup plan for you, mr. Doombolt.

Does it involve female guardsmen?
/hopeful

Well.....hello there, what a pretty thing like you doing in my bed at this ungodly hour?

Welcome to heaven.

MY MIND, IT'S MELTINFHFXHXFBXFGN

Heresy (Blam)

Two obscure gentlemen ... why not?

Shall us fancy men discuss locomotives?

0-4-0, 2-4-0, 0-6-0, 2-6-0, 2-6-2, 4-6-0 or 4-6-2 ? Toot Toot

Most indeededly.

British accents aren't funny (Blam)

I, uh, have no idea really. To be safe, I think I'll run.

Coward! (Blam)

What are you supposed to be?

It's an old codex picture. Here's the original one (sorry, it lost a lot of resolution in scaling down)

I made it my profile pic a while ago because someone posted it in a thread and I liked it.

Also,
Daemon! (Click)
...No hard feelings, right?

Why is there a dead body in my room... Commissar not again. Grab your cigarettes and leave. please... Wait heresy what do you mean? *BLAM*

Hmm? Why are there two dead bodies and a commissar in my room? Oh well, better get them too the grinder so the children won't go hungry this Emperor's Eve!

Looks delicious; can I eat your pie mask?

Get rid of the coffee. It makes the mess only bigger.

Get rid of the coffee. It makes the mess only bigger.

Take off the armor. The bedposts are starting to crack.

Care for some night-time DOOMBOLTS! ?

My strawberry shortcake...now you've done it

Destroy, Tiburon!

(activates Resurreccion)

Cascada!

Why is there a broken bed? Why are there pancake faces and dead bodies?

Have I been here already?

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
Why is there a broken bed? Why are there pancake faces and dead bodies?

Have I been here already?

Hey, train lover..

Get a look at this one. It's the worlds longest train, and it wants to enter you tunnel...


...

...

...

/nohomo

...

No comment.

..So, uh...

..I heard you like coffee?

So you like to experiment? Now how about we play a game I know........

How and Why and What your horse is taking a dump on my bed.

Too many...OUT!

Trains.

I have a suspicion a train may not fit in my bed, or even my house for that matter.

Let's find out, shall we?

I like trains. *neeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwmh*

...

I like trains.

Iranna.

Ok now there is no room in here.

Hail stranger!! Join us in glorious undressed action followed by copious amounts of mead!

I'm going to enjoy this more then i enjoyed Commander Shepard.

Out, Out, Out!
Out of my bed, before I DOOMBOLT you all!

Doombolt eh? Suck my pick!

I warned you!

DOOOOOOMBOLTS!!!

*Starts blamming you all with bolts*

Good, I like my women wild! Now prepared to be ravished! Barbarian style

 Trondheim wrote:
Good, I like my women wild! Now prepared to be ravished! Barbarian style

Er.. I'm a man..

A Kayoss Spess Muhreen.

I also have quite a few tentacles...

/wonderingifyou'reintothose

Denial will not save you girly man clad in armor

 Trondheim wrote:
Denial will not save you girly man clad in armor

Can I refer you to the "Emperor's Children" Legion? They're very open-minded.
I'm just a saucy sorcerer...

Open eh? Well.......

First Class Ticket, sire?

Ok all this weird stuff better continue outside my bed i'm trying to sleep.

Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder

/ShepardQuotesFtw

As long as you and your gang didn't take any bricks and are planning to sleep, meh, allright.

We meet again...
Coincidence? Or do you just like me?
*Starts sticking icons of Slaanesh to you*

Is you a TR41N 50RC3R0R?!

This room has Heresy written all over it (BLAM BLAM BLAM)

*neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooommmmmhhhh*

Hi there.
Just so you know I was into this waaaaaay before it became popular.

What am supposed to do with a giant button? Does it summon the real you if I press it?

not sure what gender....

Goddam Anime Vampires...

Oh for the love of Stygia! You again, no I do not wish to park my train in your garage. Nor having you blow my whistle

I'd like to take a ride on you.

Pretty horse-y.

Iranna.

ooh, two bodies without organic parts, interesting

No, pushing it just really ticks him off.

Sex in the 1500's?...

Iranna.

black and white

Rebellious servitor!
Heresy! (Blam (ricochet))
...oh dear.

Hey, another avatar composed of only two colours!

Hello boys, did you know that defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier?

...

Why hello indiscernable humanoids what seems to be the problem?

HERESY! HERESY! (Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!)

Now commissar, if youre going to BLAM people you need to go. No bullet holes or dead bodies in the bed

Are you speaking out of line?
Thinking is the first step to Heresy! (Click)
...not again.
Also, that's sounds like an awesome guard army, but I personally would go with that many auto-cannons.

That stung a little commisar... frankly i am shocked

Stabby stabby!
*Shoves the force stave into you*
Time for INSTANT DEATH!


...And DOOMBOLTS!

Do you have metal in you? If not would you like some

Oh, dear..

Right, I'm calling for reinforcements.
*Summons a 100,000 pts horde of Daemons*

Hey, quit it with the lightning. Your fogging up the cable with static.

But it's so fun to DOOMBOLT!

Suddenly out of nowhere Dragonforce start playing on the background.
Your avatar surfs across the room with a flaming skyboard headbanging at the same time, while sparkling lightning fills the room.

*Starts headbanging*

Those things go against the Machine Cult.
Heresy? Good enough! (Blam)

@Mattapatta98: I'm male you metal vampire you!

Two at once, all holes filled ... but not with Blam please

Anyone for a Krak grenade?

/

I say old chap, mind not zapping me with the lightning...

Oh Jesus it's the Men in Black.
I didn't see no aliens, guv, I swear!

How did you get in my bed?!

Clever girl...

Welp.
We've hit creepy again.

hmm, I wonder if I conduct electricity...

Probably. Let's try!

DOOMBOLTS!!!

Hey I need to sleep mind quitting it with the light show?

*Makes the doombolts only radiate UV light*
Now you can't see them.

*whispering* DOOMBOLT!

Ah perfect, night night

Oh and DIE CHAOS SWINE AT THE HANDS OF THE INQUISITION !!

Hah, vampire, I have no blood!

 Dakarillion wrote:
Ah perfect, night night

Oh and DIE CHAOS SWINE AT THE HANDS OF THE INQUISITION !!

*whispering* NEVER!!

I'm a necropyre actually, I feed on souls, even artificial ones!

Ah Doombolt guy got there first!

I'm not artifficial, but you'll find it difficult to eat my soul if you have been transmuted into a rock

Hmm I think this night will be fun.

We need a bigger bed. This one is too small for a primarch.

Oops, who was that small fellow with the glass face? I think I sat on him.

I have a giant sized bed....

And there's still not enough room for the both of us!
Move over will you i need some covers!

Know what F**k it ORGY!

technically, I don't sleep, or need a bed

How many of us are in this bed now?

and the little one said, roll over, roll over...

To many.

EDIT: Ninja'd

 matapata98 wrote:
and the little one said, roll over, roll over...

Lemme guess: Rolling Stones?

I think we should reinforce the bed springs if we're going to be doing this all nigh

nope, that would be a children's song, anyway, you zap me and you get zapped right back

I can give you hallucinations instead.

*Rolls a 6*
*You start hitting yourself*

Why're you hitting yourself?

Because I can't reach you round all the other guys here ... we are distinctly lacking in female company O_O

*Summons a Daemonette*

There you go, knock yourself out.

Threesome?

*Summons two more Daemonettes*

For you, yes.

I can transmute someone into something...

For you pleasure, I shall summon...

*Accidentally summons a Bloodthirster*

...Well, looks like we're about to experience rape of a somewhat different kind...

Do not worry
*decomposes the bloodletter, leaving blood splattered all over the bed.
oops

Mind explaining why where in my bed when I got home from work?

 Trondheim wrote:
Mind explaining why where in my bed when I got home from work?

Go home, you're drunk.

Daemonettes are sexy ... or at least the old ones were the new ones have crabs ... claws hehe

Summon us some drinks and drugs an we can really get gping

Sure, why not.
*Calls upon Slaanesh to grant us a feast of pleasure*
*Drugs, food, wine, hot babes, muscular dudes, music and live entertainment appear*

Let's party!

aww, I can't eat, drink or...

 matapata98 wrote:
aww, I can't eat, drink or...

Nothing's stopping any of these from working for you, y'know. These are from the warp. Heck, I could get megatron high on one of these!

*Summons beer*
I almost forgot

as in, I have no body...

You have a head, don't you?

I'll get a daemon to tend to you.

I am a soul bound to a piece of armour, I feel no sensations

 matapata98 wrote:
I am a soul bound to a piece of armour, I feel no sensations

Well, you depressing sod, come here and get some soul injections!

We also have food for the soul

You again?
Guess I'm pretty awesome.

Still waiting for Lord Sheogorath to appear with cheese, though.
He has such nice parties.

*Offers a Daemonette*
Want in?

Well, allright then..

Hmmm, still waiting for 'Father Gabe's' avatar to show up! but you'll do i s'pose!

There you go

AKKK! Arrhgh@ ...... No....nonononononononono! leggo...leggo of meeeee

Time to change back to my normal avatar, Mr. SKinny.

Erm.. what... just...

Never mind, I don't want to know...

Burn out, head gone, sword missing, 1 sock is all i've got, can't remember my own name and oh yeah we'rd the traffic cone come from? What was in that beer?

Ah, a fellow gentleman!

Now get the hell out of my bed before I kill ya!

 Dakarillion wrote:
Burn out, head gone, sword missing, 1 sock is all i've got, can't remember my own name and oh yeah we'rd the traffic cone come from? What was in that beer?

Alcohol, or something. Possibly some warp-dust.

WARPDUST!!!!!! Uh no wonder my head is spinning

I may not be able to take part in the bed festivities, but here's some magic food

Looking at the size of it, I'm not sure if I'd still fit in my bed.

And please don't interpret the word "it" in that way...

scary...

Very ...

Creepy?
Her- (ZAP)
"The commissar is dead!"
(Blam)
That's for killing a commissar. Now then:
Heresy! (Blam)

"Blam, Blam, Blam, all the time, BLAM!!! You ever do anything but work?"

By the way don't think you can Blam me, I'm undying

You again? GTFO, and take your hat with ya.

You can talk! What with what you're wearing ... by the way, Storm Dogs or Resevoir Troopers?

Oh definately Reservoir Troopers.

I'm both bulletproof and immortal. Hah.

The Imperium never sleeps. Also, Reservoir Troopers?
[insert shout here] (Blam)

@Matapata98

So your invincible then.

Immortal = Will never die of natural causes e.g. old age, disease, but can still be killed
Invulnerable = Cannot be harmed/killed but will still die of old age
Invincible = Will never die and can never be killed

Also, away with you and your corpse JaggedJaw!

I'm off to a hotel, this bedroom is far too full

Goddamnit, not you again!

 jaggedjaw wrote:
Also, Reservoir Troopers?

It's a reference to my Avatar, being part Storm Troopers and part from Reservoir Dogs.

AVATAR?
(dial phone)
Hello? Yes I need an Inquisitor STAT!
(Five minutes later)
HERESY! (Exterminatus)

Im back guys dont worry.. (lifts bed to another planet) juked those imperial crusers

...you know, this bed is huge.
That in it self is a heresy.
...
(Blam)

I dont thing i should be here.

Man now there's blood AND holes in the mattress.... now i gotta get a new one (goes to ikea)

I need an adult?

IM AN ADULT!OOH OOH PICK ME! PICK ME!

No, DOOMBOLT!

Don't doombolt me!

Oops, sorry!

*Sticks a Slaaneshi mark to you*

And now he's set fire to the carpet too! Jesus H. Christ!

Keep your attentions to yourself, or I'll rip your eyes out.

Hah, my eyes are un rip-outable, due to the wonder of helmets! Huzzah!

Oh dear....so many of you*Wait why are you all in my bed?

Take the horse out, please.

I'll do it! (Blam)

You Blam something one more time I'll kick you out and you can sleep on the sofa.

that's not what you said last night.

If you aren't using that corpse can I have it's soul?

If i had a hat I would tip it to you as well

"Wait how did you climb into my.. nevermind, STOMP STOMP STOMP"

*bed collapses, and Bob gets turned into a real pancake.*

I'm afraid I'll have to declare Exterminatus just to clean up this mess. *voxs orbiting Battle barge

Finally, someone has some sense (Pat on the back)

Unfortunately, you've seen such insane corruption so I can't let you live either. *cocks psycannon

(does the superman time reversal shenanigan) Good now?

*Uses magic to reverse your reversal*
Sorry, Have fun with the inquisition.

Wuteva (picks up couch and puts it on nearby moon) who wants chips? the show's about to start!

Now this is get even more scary. Just turn and look the other way it feels like your looking into my soul.

I don't notice.

Why have you destroyed my house and why do you need a bed anyway?

...do I even need to say it? (Blam!)

You need some color first.

Hello there sir, do you fancy some cake and tea?

After we catch some zzz's wanna listen to some molly hatchet?

I may but I prefer listening to some Einherjar, and spilt a keg of mead

Yes, some cake and tea would be nice.

*stands half naked at attention*
"GENERAL!"
*Salutes while still holding pancake on with other hand.*

...

Where are your pants?

The guys down at the mess hall said if I wanted too be a commando...I had to take off my pants and...go commando?

Keep that bacon of yours away from me boy! If you dont il whip you

Put them on, now!

Or I'll DOOMBOLT!

DOOMBOLT! Good to see you.
Not here though.

So, uh..
You wanna commit some heresy?

Why not, lets go grab some sisters and join the boys in silver

Mmm... bolter bitches...

Just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher

Count me in then.

*Hands you a fire extinguisher*
All hands on deck!

I'll help.
NOT (BLAM) (BLAM) (BLAM)

Anti heresy? What is this madness?

DOOMBOLT!

Ok to many Boombolt I'm going to have to repair my walls now -_-.

@Black Templar- I think we would get on well.

Kill it! Kill it before it eats the sisters!

DOOMBOLT!

@ Norn King: Oh how do you think that?

I want Eldar.

*Summons a precious eldar soul from slaanesh, and forms a perfect eldar body*

Wish granted, but beware, she's fiesty!

Not for long.

(fastens a mind control collar around her neck).

Tau aren't the only ones who can mind control people. Now then, how should I repay you...a Titan, a Battleship, an entire world, maybe? Or this gem I took from an abandoned Eldar temple?