then quickly

spread into

his genitalia.

He thought

sacrificing a

goats and

his dice

might help

in preventing

the infection,

But soon

his gnads

began to

swell until

they turned

into horrible

Lovecraftian horrors

from the

high pitched

land of

deep Antarctica

, where the

Penguins and

tentacled horrors

plot maniacally.

Thinking quickly,

he produced

A sharp

(I forget who we're talking about.)

toe nail

(Alabamaheretic)

and cut

heretical testicles

prayed to

the Emperor

who ignored

his pleas

so he

just amputated

The entire

horrors from

his legs.

Picking up

a flamethrower

Guardsman Bob

decided to

Eviscerate all

tainted flesh

from his

infected body.

Try as

he would,

nothing seemed

to work

but he

tenaciously kept

crisping his

burning appendages

but alas

his awesome

efforts failed.

We will

always remember

his efforts

, the way

A true

warrior came

to be

the start

of an

STEEL REHN

, and his

super power

beyond compare.

Moving on...

We look

towards the

furtherest reaches

of our

known systems

for clues

to the

whereabouts of

Sgt Smudge

. Someday, he

will bathe

, and when

The end.

is near,

Squats will

worship him

as a

mild distraction.

One day,

they will

see the

real truth

and love

every minute

in Africa.

From the

moon, snurl

could observe

Gordan Freeman

in his

silent glory

as he

played Half

court hoops

with Shaq.

The world

is like

an iron

hand of

vengeance, tempered

Deathwing fether.

Matthew has

really llama

colored socks

that smell

like Wookie.

Huh, that's

not the

fourteenth page

anymore, where

it is

said that

there are

hidden clues

all around

if you

look after

the posts

in your

subscribed threads.

Chinese food

contains secret

Sanskrit messages

but not

Hieroglyphic symbols.

Mummies do

not read

the instructions

for Legos.

However, Vsauce

Tastes bad?

Oh noes!

Sure thing!

When the

Nyårsafton comes

to search

for my

Big belly

, it will

Explode soon!

The sound

Will shake

our muttonchops

Beyond comprehension!

Then, before

Dad slurped

his coffee,

Bagel and

oatmeal sludge

With eggs.

He said:

Oh no!

Jenny said

something naughty

and the

Class laughed.

What she

did was

trip on

Her black

purse, but

farted loudly

In church.

After the

Nyårsafton party

nobody could

Walk straight.

The reason

Was due

to the

High gravity

of Mars

In space.

Now we

Can have

some nice

Red apples!

Ooooh, awesome!

Matthew drove

down the

Sewer pipe

In a

rented tuxedo

Made of

Cotton wool

polyester fabric.

Matthew sang

The puppies

anthem, while

Eating Cheetos.

Then he

Whipped out

his nun-chucks

And started

drive-by Nun-chucking

until the

Peace was

Disrupted. Then

A humongous

Giant big

jumbo shrimp

who slipped

on ice

Was eaten.

The one

Who got

away was

Promptly rescued

by A

Great white

vaudville comedian.

The fish

however, wasn't

So lucky.

JamesGang, and

Snurl ambushed

HappyJew and

Marneus Calgar.

They used

A lazer

Which Calgar

Had stolen

From KaptinBadrukk.

It penetrated

Badrukk's rectum.

And Badrukk

Yelped in

Pain, which

Created darkness.

Tha whole

Time Matthew

was there,

Tweeting his

profound announcements

On astrology.

However, no

citizens listened

To Governor

Gabe Seth

as he

mumbled incoherently

about Spain.

Then, Gabe

Declared all

Spainards must

fear the

Tyranids, which

Were about

To land

In Spain.

Sometimes while

thinking about

jockstraps, Satan

shops at

Victoria's Secret.

But while

Guardsmen Bob

Wears pantyhose

, there will

Be fornication

down below

Calgar's waist.

Immediatly afterwards,

Showers and

Thunderstorms soaked

Badrukk's mom's

clean laundry.

She groaned

settled and

Played cards.

To her

Nice Husband.

Then, the

Window opened

by itself

And Calgar

*ninja'd*

Was shocked

............................

A poltergeist

Floated through

And Calgar

Smile wryly

And punched

the poltergeist.

But then,

Calgar died.

The Ultramarines