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Post by: JamesGang
Decided to
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Kill thmselves.
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Post by: JamesGang
Happy people
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Stayed alive.
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
Funnily enough,
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Gabe seth
10104
Post by: snurl
stopped by
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
to admire
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Calgar's body.
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Post by: snurl
His enemies
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
hid the
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Post by: JamesGang
Yellow peeps
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Post by: snurl
from the
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Post by: JamesGang
Small children
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Post by: snurl
just to
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Terrorize them.
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Post by: JamesGang
The destructor
10104
Post by: snurl
went apeshit
89127
Post by: Matthew
and threw
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Post by: snurl
a hissy
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
fit, and
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Post by: JamesGang
Destroyed a
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Post by: Matthew
DEATH LASORS
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Post by: alabamaheretic
To its
10104
Post by: snurl
own battlefleet.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Steve and
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Post by: TheAllfather
little Johnny
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Post by: JamesGang
Watched porn
44814
Post by: alabamaheretic
To solve
10104
Post by: snurl
an unusual
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Big problem.
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Post by: alabamaheretic
that involved
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Post by: JamesGang
Blue pills.
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Post by: snurl
So whenever
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Steve took
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Post by: JamesGang
the pills
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Which made
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Post by: NinjaJc01
him float,
10104
Post by: snurl
the world
93216
Post by: NinjaJc01
was now
10104
Post by: snurl
a colorful
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Post by: JamesGang
Wet blanket.
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Post by: snurl
But then
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Post by: JamesGang
Sheila grabbed
10104
Post by: snurl
the brake
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Post by: alabamaheretic
And he
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Post by: snurl
flew through
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Post by: JamesGang
The Bedpost
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Post by: TheAllfather
and landed
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Post by: alabamaheretic
Hard on
10104
Post by: snurl
the cat.
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Post by: alabamaheretic
It howled
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Post by: snurl
real loud
44814
Post by: alabamaheretic
And clawed
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Post by: JamesGang
The curtains
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Post by: snurl
into shreds.
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Post by: JamesGang
Steve sulked
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Post by: snurl
and crawled
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Post by: JamesGang
Through fire
10104
Post by: snurl
and broken
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Post by: JamesGang
Femur bones.
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Post by: snurl
He hoped
82191
Post by: JamesGang
To find
10104
Post by: snurl
safety from
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Post by: JamesGang
Deciduous trees
10104
Post by: snurl
and small
82191
Post by: JamesGang
House plants.
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Post by: snurl
But nowhere
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Was safe
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
From the
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Deducious trees
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Post by: snurl
or those
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
House plants
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Post by: JamesGang
.
Nob munchers
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Rickrolled people
82191
Post by: JamesGang
For their
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Sheer enjoyment.
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Post by: JamesGang
The nob
10104
Post by: snurl
has no
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Boom box
10104
Post by: snurl
to use
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
To rickroll
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Post by: snurl
honest citizens
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Who were
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Post by: snurl
going about
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Their business
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Was very
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Post by: snurl
disturbing, really.
82191
Post by: JamesGang
John Smith
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Post by: snurl
was A
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Big idiot
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Post by: JamesGang
When speaking
10104
Post by: snurl
to the
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Judge Assembly
10104
Post by: snurl
in Parliament.
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Post by: JamesGang
His friend
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Tom Paris
10104
Post by: snurl
knew better
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Than to
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Post by: snurl
open his
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Pants zipper
10104
Post by: snurl
in the
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Face of
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Harry Kim.
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Post by: snurl
Sometimes we
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Hate Tom
10104
Post by: snurl
just because
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
He urinated
10104
Post by: snurl
before us.
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Harry kim
10104
Post by: snurl
couldn't stop
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Laughing at
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Post by: snurl
traffic accidents
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Where men
10104
Post by: snurl
just won't
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Post by: JamesGang
Cross blindfolded
10104
Post by: snurl
through traffic.
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Post by: JamesGang
Badrukk's weather
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Was right
82191
Post by: JamesGang
On target
10104
Post by: snurl
for the
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Of the
10104
Post by: snurl
known world.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
The World
10104
Post by: snurl
seemed flat
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
But was
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Not flat?
10104
Post by: snurl
An explorer
94485
Post by: 2BlackJack1
Tried to
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
climb it
10104
Post by: snurl
but found
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
venomous snakes
93216
Post by: NinjaJc01
In his
10104
Post by: snurl
lunch box.
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Then, Riker
82191
Post by: JamesGang
grabbed his
10104
Post by: snurl
official Tricorder
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Made from
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Positronic Alloys
82191
Post by: JamesGang
And nerf.
10104
Post by: snurl
It squawked
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
And Squawked
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
And Squawked
10104
Post by: snurl
until the
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
throat was
10104
Post by: snurl
tightly squeezed
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
And choked
10104
Post by: snurl
off the
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
warp plasma.
10104
Post by: snurl
Smiling happily,
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
he died
10104
Post by: snurl
right there
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Right then.
10104
Post by: snurl
We will
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Do stuff
10104
Post by: snurl
all day
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
That's meaningless
10104
Post by: snurl
but somehow
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
is meaningful.
10104
Post by: snurl
Our agenda
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
is awesome
10104
Post by: snurl
and much
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
More awesome
10104
Post by: snurl
because we
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Post by: NinjaJc01
are the
10104
Post by: snurl
only contributors.
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
To the
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Post by: snurl
higher plane
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Of consciousness.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
The end.
10104
Post by: snurl
For now.
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
*closes book*
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Opens can
10104
Post by: snurl
Reads all
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Required ingredients
10104
Post by: snurl
then mixes
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Post by: NinjaJc01
together for
10104
Post by: snurl
desired amount
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Of something
10104
Post by: snurl
, then places
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
will be
10104
Post by: snurl
doomed to
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Die painfully
10104
Post by: snurl
or forever
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Listen to
10104
Post by: snurl
your mom
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Talk about
10104
Post by: snurl
her epic
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Doctor's appointment
10104
Post by: snurl
last fall
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Where she
10104
Post by: snurl
almost flatlined
91468
Post by: War Kitten
After she
101221
Post by: JustALittleOrkish
ate all
10104
Post by: snurl
the good
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Mutton chops
10104
Post by: snurl
for lunch
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Then she
10104
Post by: snurl
went into
91468
Post by: War Kitten
a bar
10104
Post by: snurl
and said
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Give me
10104
Post by: snurl
One bourbon,
10104
Post by: snurl
One bourbon,
44814
Post by: alabamaheretic
one scotch,
10104
Post by: snurl
One Beer!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
One ale
10104
Post by: snurl
One Tequila
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Shot and
10104
Post by: snurl
killed him
91468
Post by: War Kitten
It was
10104
Post by: snurl
never easy
91468
Post by: War Kitten
being cheesy
10104
Post by: snurl
,
or sleazy
102221
Post by: Zarroc1733
so I
10104
Post by: snurl
got wheezy
102221
Post by: Zarroc1733
and went
10104
Post by: snurl
all breezy
102221
Post by: Zarroc1733
and that
10104
Post by: snurl
made Sneezy
102221
Post by: Zarroc1733
so very
10104
Post by: snurl
very queasy.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
but enough
10104
Post by: snurl
of this
91468
Post by: War Kitten
tomfoolery, we
10104
Post by: snurl
must attempt
91468
Post by: War Kitten
To bring
10104
Post by: snurl
justice to
91468
Post by: War Kitten
The Smurfs
10104
Post by: snurl
,
who suffer
62169
Post by: Wulfmar
from buttery
10104
Post by: snurl
Commissar syndrome.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Which is
10104
Post by: snurl
rarely seen
91468
Post by: War Kitten
In cats
10104
Post by: snurl
, but is
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Relatively common
10104
Post by: snurl
amongst doormats.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
And parakeets
10104
Post by: snurl
, when they
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Play Poker
10104
Post by: snurl
it seems
91468
Post by: War Kitten
That I
10104
Post by: snurl
lose too
94888
Post by: JamesY
often to
10104
Post by: snurl
make it
91468
Post by: War Kitten
In the
10104
Post by: snurl
final hand.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Of the
10104
Post by: snurl
Thousands of
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Watch Batman
10104
Post by: snurl
movie go-ers,
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
leave disappointed
10104
Post by: snurl
every time
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
even so
10104
Post by: snurl
they insist
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
upon returning
10104
Post by: snurl
again and
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
again, until
10104
Post by: snurl
Hollywood gets
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
the idea
10104
Post by: snurl
correctly filmed.
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
But then
10104
Post by: snurl
a new
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
threat arose
10104
Post by: snurl
from the
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
depths of
10104
Post by: snurl
Nantucket Sound
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
. The populace
10104
Post by: snurl
cried out
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
like dolphins
10104
Post by: snurl
when they
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
realized that
100759
Post by: Dowager Countess M
eating cold
75727
Post by: sing your life
custard instead
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
of warm
10104
Post by: snurl
Fish food
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
results in
10104
Post by: snurl
bloated bellies
104893
Post by: Celestialpainting
and different
10104
Post by: snurl
nocturnal habits
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
as well
10104
Post by: snurl
as blurry
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
photographs. Therefore,
10104
Post by: snurl
No frozen
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
rutabagas were
10104
Post by: snurl
harmed while
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
filming this
10104
Post by: snurl
violent infomercial
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
. One day
10104
Post by: snurl
while I
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
was questioning
10104
Post by: snurl
the meaning
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
of infomercials
10104
Post by: snurl
, I discovered
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
just yesterday
10104
Post by: snurl
the true
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
nature of
10104
Post by: snurl
frozen pizzas
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
. They're delicious!
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