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Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/30 00:27:53


Post by: Skinflint Games


Commissar von Toussaint wrote:
I started out using color-coded index cards to assist with ad hoc army generation.

I've never used an army builder, but I do use spreadsheets because as long as you use an innocuous file name, no one at work will trouble you while you're fiddling with them.


Noted and nicked ,:-)


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/30 15:11:29


Post by: Strg Alt


Commissar von Toussaint wrote:
ccs wrote:
Fortunately the shop got a mix of table heights & I can almost always claim one where we can sit while playing/between turns.


One of the oft-overlooked virtues of the IGO-UGO turn sequence is that the non-moving player has ample time to sit down, sip a beverage, use the restroom, get another beer, etc.

Indeed, that's part of why I disdain this silly "alternating activation" fetish that all the kids claim is "the bomb" or something. I need a pause to refresh between my moves, and letting the other guy squint at the measuring stick, dig out his roster for reference and check a datafax allows me to visit the loo without any loss of vital gaming time.


Alternating activation is not new. It has been introduced in the Epic game during the 90s. IGYG is an inferior way of playing any tabletop game as the passive player has no way of preventing his army getting obliterated during his opponent´s turn.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/30 15:28:07


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Strg Alt wrote:
Alternating activation is not new. It has been introduced in the Epic game during the 90s. IGYG is an inferior way of playing any tabletop game as the passive player has no way of preventing his army getting obliterated during his opponent´s turn.


Oh, well excuuuuse me, Mr. "The 90s Were a Long Time Ago."

I thought this was a thread for true Grognards, people who grew up with drab, monochrome maps and mimeographed rules.

Us old folks know that IGO-UGO works for lots of games, GW just did a really bad job of it.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/31 01:16:37


Post by: ccs


 Strg Alt wrote:
Commissar von Toussaint wrote:
ccs wrote:
Fortunately the shop got a mix of table heights & I can almost always claim one where we can sit while playing/between turns.


One of the oft-overlooked virtues of the IGO-UGO turn sequence is that the non-moving player has ample time to sit down, sip a beverage, use the restroom, get another beer, etc.

Indeed, that's part of why I disdain this silly "alternating activation" fetish that all the kids claim is "the bomb" or something. I need a pause to refresh between my moves, and letting the other guy squint at the measuring stick, dig out his roster for reference and check a datafax allows me to visit the loo without any loss of vital gaming time.


Alternating activation is not new. It has been introduced in the Epic game during the 90s. IGYG is an inferior way of playing any tabletop game as the passive player has no way of preventing his army getting obliterated during his opponent´s turn.


Battletech & some other games wave hello from the '80s.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/31 10:01:45


Post by: Pacific


He meant HG Wells' wargame from the *1890s*, which apparently introduced alternating activations *

* (This may be a lie)


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/31 10:15:30


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


I only like Alternating Activation when, like 2nd Ed Epic and X-Wing, I’m locked into a set of actions beforehand.

Otherwise your opponent is handed opportunities to pull back from a blunder, which such things should be punishable with a good kicking. And pre-selected orders/options don’t necessarily prevent baiting me into overextending my line etc.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/31 10:32:07


Post by: Nevelon


There is also phased simultaneous action, like SFB or Car Wars. It’s not a binary choice between IGOYGO and Alt-A.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/07/31 22:13:31


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I only like Alternating Activation when, like 2nd Ed Epic and X-Wing, I’m locked into a set of actions beforehand.

Otherwise your opponent is handed opportunities to pull back from a blunder, which such things should be punishable with a good kicking. And pre-selected orders/options don’t necessarily prevent baiting me into overextending my line etc.


Another problem is that one cannot maintain continuous front, and so liner combat devolves into a series of flanking maneuvers, when in reality the lines would be advancing in unison until broke up.

Similarly, if you want to mount a concentric attack (even pre-planned!) it can't happen. It's impossible to set a "everyone goes at 0600" because you move, they move, you move, they move.

The tl;dr version is: not all games are space fantasy skirmishes.



Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/01 09:10:03


Post by: leopard


some games allow the concept or ordering multiple units to act together, so long as they are all doing the same thing

I mean thats how games in the golden era before kids with their fancy books on this new-fangled "paper" came along


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/01 14:37:20


Post by: Easy E


Oh boy, I love a good activation methods conversation.

That said, I-GO-U-GO worked fine when 40K was about 30 dudes of 2-4 units, with some "units" being 1 guy. When it ballooned up to 6-10 units per side with multiple figures is when things got a bit strained.

However, you have to recall that old Warhammer had a GameMaster as well. They could arbitrate certain things including changing up the activation methods, random encounters to balance, hidden objectives, LOS disputes, etc. I actually think the game has gotten much worse without these 3rd party scenario designers and fellow players leading games at the table.

So much of the original architecture of the game relied on them, and in way the game is still struggling in how to deal with the legacy mechanics without the GM to paper over a lot stuff.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/01 14:45:13


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


I have a counter grump to that. And it’s by no means a fair one.

40K has been IGOUGO since inception. That’s 36 years or so. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise.

This causes me (not fairly I’ll admit) to write off “I only lost because IGOUGO” as a poor excuse, because it’s not as if it should be a surprise to anyone at this stage.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/01 22:00:30


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I have a counter grump to that. And it’s by no means a fair one.

40K has been IGOUGO since inception. That’s 36 years or so. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise.

This causes me (not fairly I’ll admit) to write off “I only lost because IGOUGO” as a poor excuse, because it’s not as if it should be a surprise to anyone at this stage.


Yes, we're very deep into "You bought your ticket, you knew what you were getting into" territory.

To put it another way, Rhino rushes and first-turn sweeps have been the norm for 24 years.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/02 01:57:03


Post by: Yo7


Got to agree with the anti alternative activation crowd. Taking a minute to think your turn through and watch it all go to pot and have to adapt on the fly is more fun to me than one unit over and over. I want that few minutes to decide what to do. To enjoy my turn as a turn and not just moving and shooting with 1 unit hoping to wittle my opponents activations down until I can dominate the game. Yea turn 1 bum rushes suck but that's a flaw in the games design outside of activations. If you allow that level of movement and fire power you broke it intentionally.

These days no one has the patients to take the wee break. Think things through then do it. Your opponent taking his turn doesn't remove you from the game. It puts you in the medative state where you're plotting you're turn and thinking things through. I think that's not only enjoyable but also an essential part of the game. It's a tea break and that is essential as any English man will tell you. Sit back, sip your tea, eat a bickie and remove your units as needed. Gentlemanly, dare I say even hobbitly. Its not down time, its etiquette and soulful.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/02 16:47:59


Post by: Zenithfleet


My favourite use of IGOUGO in a GW game is Battlefleet Gothic. It's all down to the Brace for Impact rule.

When it's your opponent's turn to shoot at your precious floating cathedrals, you can choose to put any ship or squadron taking fire on Brace orders. This gives it a 4+ save against all damage inflicted until the order wears off ... but also halves the fighting effectiveness of your ship in your next turn and means it can't go on any other orders.

To brace or not to brace? That is the question. It keeps you invested and attentive and biting your nails throughout your opponent's turn. Much more involving than just rolling saves.

Unless you're Orks. In that case, bracing for impact automatically incurs the wrath of the dice gods (aka Gork and Mork), and you will fail every single save to punish you for your unorky cowardice. I know this from experience.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/02 19:34:38


Post by: Easy E


The old d100(?) scenario generation table in the RT book was good fun!

It didn't tell you how to play the scenario, just a bit of flavor text on what was happening and the GM was suppose to do the rest from there.



Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/02 20:01:00


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


I do miss the days of having an informal 3rd Party for rules disputes. And indeed to set up the terrain.

Such were the joys of playing mostly in-store, always someone on hand to help out.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/03 23:21:30


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I do miss the days of having an informal 3rd Party for rules disputes. And indeed to set up the terrain.

Such were the joys of playing mostly in-store, always someone on hand to help out.


The classic rule there was one player sets up the terrain, the other player picks sides.

Yes, this did lead to an amusing episode where an Imperial Guard treadhead placed a single tree and said "Done."

So the other player set things up.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/04 15:38:07


Post by: Yo7


Commissar von Toussaint wrote:
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I do miss the days of having an informal 3rd Party for rules disputes. And indeed to set up the terrain.

Such were the joys of playing mostly in-store, always someone on hand to help out.


The classic rule there was one player sets up the terrain, the other player picks sides.

Yes, this did lead to an amusing episode where an Imperial Guard treadhead placed a single tree and said "Done."

So the other player set things up.


That's another thing the current everything has to be competitive mindset has ruined. Now every table has to be a mirror image or as near as with terrain available. It's either filled to the gills or it's as bland as possible with no real in between. It feels like terrain has lost its purpose for painting a picture and now it's purely gameplay and often trying to fix balance problems in the rules. But maybe I'm too deep into tinfoil when I say its likely to see more terrain and double up sales in some cases.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/04 20:18:28


Post by: Easy E


Yeah, terrain set-up use to go with the scenario.

If you were attacking a spaceport, with some imagination it had to look like a spaceport. A temple? You needed a temple! A jungle planet needs some jungle.

Now, it is all mirror match ruins on a mat.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/04 20:30:30


Post by: Turnip Jedi


 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I only like Alternating Activation when, like 2nd Ed Epic and X-Wing, I’m locked into a set of actions beforehand.

Otherwise your opponent is handed opportunities to pull back from a blunder, which such things should be punishable with a good kicking. And pre-selected orders/options don’t necessarily prevent baiting me into overextending my line etc.


Being the terminal hipster I am I have been playing AA games for the last decade, the mostly dead Xwing and utterly dead G|uildball, cant even be bothered with WMH and that usually a far lower model count that 40k and cant see me going back, horse's for courses I guess


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/04 23:14:20


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Easy E wrote:
Yeah, terrain set-up use to go with the scenario.

If you were attacking a spaceport, with some imagination it had to look like a spaceport. A temple? You needed a temple! A jungle planet needs some jungle.

Now, it is all mirror match ruins on a mat.


Absolutely! One of the big things that made me interested in 40k was the unique terrain setups. Even the old cardstock buildings with elevated walkways were fun and interesting.

One of the many crimes of 3rd ed. was creating "standard" boards to go with missions, and everything became a sterile, homogeneous, mass-produced tournament arena.

I'm old enough to GW encouraging to make our own terrain and rules to cover it. Do any of the young pups today know what its like to play with molten lava on the map? Acid rivers? Carnivorous plants that will attack troops that get too close?

Imagine the whining if players today had to contend with a board that was also trying to kill their troops!


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/04 23:52:42


Post by: Strg Alt


 Easy E wrote:
Yeah, terrain set-up use to go with the scenario.

If you were attacking a spaceport, with some imagination it had to look like a spaceport. A temple? You needed a temple! A jungle planet needs some jungle.

Now, it is all mirror match ruins on a mat.


Thank the brainless masses for turning the wargame hobby into an e-sport.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/05 03:27:31


Post by: ccs


Commissar von Toussaint wrote:
 Easy E wrote:
Yeah, terrain set-up use to go with the scenario.

If you were attacking a spaceport, with some imagination it had to look like a spaceport. A temple? You needed a temple! A jungle planet needs some jungle.

Now, it is all mirror match ruins on a mat.


Absolutely! One of the big things that made me interested in 40k was the unique terrain setups. Even the old cardstock buildings with elevated walkways were fun and interesting.

One of the many crimes of 3rd ed. was creating "standard" boards to go with missions, and everything became a sterile, homogeneous, mass-produced tournament arena.

I'm old enough to GW encouraging to make our own terrain and rules to cover it. Do any of the young pups today know what its like to play with molten lava on the map? Acid rivers? Carnivorous plants that will attack troops that get too close?

Imagine the whining if players today had to contend with a board that was also trying to kill their troops!


I'd love to hear the sobbing!

One of my favorite terrain features was the carnivous plants. We had a game one time that took place on a "swamp board". It was almost completely covered in those plastic aquarium plants. Big ones, small ones, those ones that come on 4x4 grids for tiny feeder fish to hide in.... and some trees. All on individual bases & all removable (say if a vehicle moved over/through them) all plant types had an effect listed on a reference sheet.
Anyways, those 4x4 plants? Most are greens. SOME are redish.
We discovered the hard way that the guy who set the board up made the reddish ones carnivorus.
Both teams took more casualties to the plants than the enemies!
Much fun.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/05 12:03:43


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


ccs wrote:
One of my favorite terrain features was the carnivous plants. We had a game one time that took place on a "swamp board". It was almost completely covered in those plastic aquarium plants. Big ones, small ones, those ones that come on 4x4 grids for tiny feeder fish to hide in.... and some trees. All on individual bases & all removable (say if a vehicle moved over/through them) all plant types had an effect listed on a reference sheet.
Anyways, those 4x4 plants? Most are greens. SOME are redish.
We discovered the hard way that the guy who set the board up made the reddish ones carnivorus.
Both teams took more casualties to the plants than the enemies!
Much fun.


This is awesome.

I'm making a mental note that our next campaign needs to be set on a Deathworld, and we'll amuse ourselves by coming up with rules for the many ways it will be more dangerous than our enemy.

That's what the younger generation utterly misses - this isn't a chess tournament, it's supposed to be a chaotic war in a hostile universe. Pausing the combat so that the ground is leveled and white elevation lines range-marker posts can be inserted is the antithesis of what 40k was meant to be.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/06 19:45:21


Post by: Yo7


Commissar von Toussaint wrote:

That's what the younger generation utterly misses - this isn't a chess tournament, it's supposed to be a chaotic war in a hostile universe. Pausing the combat so that the ground is leveled and white elevation lines range-marker posts can be inserted is the antithesis of what 40k was meant to be.

Bit long winded there.. Why not just say... it's supposed to be fun?

Reading this thread I deems we all agree there's no longer any fun elements left. It's all number crunching now. And official colour schemes only or you can't have jibjib the almighty 500 quid of plastic in your army!


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/08 02:05:26


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


Yo7 wrote:
Commissar von Toussaint wrote:

That's what the younger generation utterly misses - this isn't a chess tournament, it's supposed to be a chaotic war in a hostile universe. Pausing the combat so that the ground is leveled and white elevation lines range-marker posts can be inserted is the antithesis of what 40k was meant to be.

Bit long winded there.. Why not just say... it's supposed to be fun?

Reading this thread I deems we all agree there's no longer any fun elements left. It's all number crunching now. And official colour schemes only or you can't have jibjib the almighty 500 quid of plastic in your army!


Fun is a subjective term, and a lot of player today think that min-maxing is the apogee of 40k game play.

That's why us old Grognards provide that extra level detail. I bet there's a huge chunk of the current player base who had no idea that the terrain could be more dangerous than the enemy.

It's just another service we provide.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/08 13:55:59


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


What CvT said.

40K has evolved beyond its roots, considerably so. But not only do the old books still exist, but we can still do pretty much what we want with it.

Sure, we’ll likely have a smaller pool of willing opponents, but GM’d narrative campaign is still incredibly doable, and a lot of fun. It just needs everyone participating to be on the same page.

Sadly that can lead to asking the odd player to drop out if they’re not entering into the spirit of the thing.

Which isn’t to say anyone is Hobbying Wrong, just that some approaches don’t suit some players. On the flip side? I’d be a nightmare in a tournament, because I don’t find the heavily competitive side that much fun.

This also leads me to another Grumpy Grognard. As someone who’s been around a long time, I’m pretty accepting of shoddy rules, because, well, that’s all I’ve ever known. And so house rules, patch ups have always been something I’ve not just done, but enjoyed.

That of course doesn’t mean shoddy rules should be acceptable. Just that…I’ll work round them.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/08 15:11:21


Post by: Easy E


Not only were you encouraged to make your own terrain, in RT you were encouraged to make your own vehicles out of whatever was handy, and the book even featured said homemade vehicles!


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/08 15:35:01


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Well, you had to in them days!

And maybe that was part of the early success story. Putting conversion articles and nets into WD (such as the Vindicator, Whirlwind and Claymore), GW relieved itself of the need to produce add-on bits or Sprues for the chassis, whilst also expanding the scope of the game and people’s collections.

Likewise terrain. Terrain is the 3rd Player, and I usually find a board with variety more fun to play on. So putting in articles on how to make different terrain again ensured more interesting games.

And it’s at that point a simple miniatures game became a hobby of many aspects.

Of course time marched on, and as GW grew they were able to put out more vehicles, more units, terrain and even boards. But that only removed the need, not the desire, to convert away.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/08 19:20:44


Post by: Easy E


Baneblades also started out as templates in WD for you to make yourself.

However, I was think more about the Orgus Flyers and such.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/08 22:45:47


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Easy E wrote:
Not only were you encouraged to make your own terrain, in RT you were encouraged to make your own vehicles out of whatever was handy, and the book even featured said homemade vehicles!


Of course, GW kits at that time also had a huge amount of surplus parts - perfect for use in kit-bashing!

I haven't bought a GW vehicle kit in fifteen years, and I'm only now running short of storm bolter/dozer blade/hunter-killer missile/oddball gubbins.

There's definitely a generational divide between them what think the rules serve the player, and those who think the player serves the rules.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/10 12:02:11


Post by: the_scotsman


Commissar von Toussaint wrote:
 Easy E wrote:
Not only were you encouraged to make your own terrain, in RT you were encouraged to make your own vehicles out of whatever was handy, and the book even featured said homemade vehicles!


Of course, GW kits at that time also had a huge amount of surplus parts - perfect for use in kit-bashing!

I haven't bought a GW vehicle kit in fifteen years, and I'm only now running short of storm bolter/dozer blade/hunter-killer missile/oddball gubbins.

There's definitely a generational divide between them what think the rules serve the player, and those who think the player serves the rules.


YES, the kids these days dont appreciate the need for SURPLUS STUFF YOU DONT NEED on a kit so that you can stuff it in your baggy bag like a little goblin and later when you see a thing that needs that exact bit you have, you rifle around for it like gollum searching for a fish in the dark chortling to yourself because you can already picture how good it's going to look.



Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/10 21:00:45


Post by: Racerguy180


I have had more than a couple of youngin's tell me that when they're done with a kit, they chuck the remaining sprue...

I just about fell over in shock


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/10 21:09:11


Post by: Ancestral Hamster


Racerguy180 wrote:
I have had more than a couple of youngin's tell me that when they're done with a kit, they chuck the remaining sprue...

I just about fell over in shock
I don't understand that mentality. Even before plastic miniatures were a thing, regular model builders kept a bits box for kit bashing. That's where I acquired the habit. Once plastic BYO figures became a thing, it was only natural to apply that habit to the new bits.

Of course, I find the younger generation(s) wasteful in general, so perhaps I should not be surprised.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/10 22:43:04


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Ancestral Hamster wrote:
Racerguy180 wrote:
I have had more than a couple of youngin's tell me that when they're done with a kit, they chuck the remaining sprue...

I just about fell over in shock
I don't understand that mentality. Even before plastic miniatures were a thing, regular model builders kept a bits box for kit bashing. That's where I acquired the habit. Once plastic BYO figures became a thing, it was only natural to apply that habit to the new bits.

Of course, I find the younger generation(s) wasteful in general, so perhaps I should not be surprised.


I got into modeling because I like airplanes and tanks and stuff, and always saved the sprues because I rarely followed the instructions and figured I may need them later.

Turned out, I was right! Many of my current IG tanks are modified from kits I assembled in middle school.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/11 04:35:30


Post by: Robert Facepalmer


To be fair, if there even are any leftover bitz on a sprue, the cuts can be so weird that they are of marginal use for conversions.

In my day, ALL the bitz were useful...


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/11 19:31:47


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Robert Facepalmer wrote:
To be fair, if there even are any leftover bitz on a sprue, the cuts can be so weird that they are of marginal use for conversions.

In my day, ALL the bitz were useful...


I guess you could say that traditional modelers are like subsistence hunters - they use the whole thing; nothing goes to waste.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/12 12:59:35


Post by: amazingturtles


Not everything needs new plastic models. Sometimes to old plastic models were just fine. Ugly, but just fine. Sometimes the old metals were even better.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/12 21:31:52


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 amazingturtles wrote:
Not everything needs new plastic models. Sometimes to old plastic models were just fine. Ugly, but just fine. Sometimes the old metals were even better.


Since my army is 2nd ed., I lean heavily on cast-off old stuff on ebay. Preferably broken. People sell broken stuff for little more than shipping, and since I'm going to bash it anyway, half my work is already done.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/15 14:04:01


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Wasn’t sure to put this post here or in the Old Edition Appreciation Society.

But went to see my God Sprog on Sunday, and her Mum’s friend was there with her son who’s just starting down the path of Nerd.

That’s when it occurred to me. I’ve books not just older than the sprogs? But older than their Mums. Indeed, my feet started along this path before the Mum’s were born.

And I’m not even all that old at 43. Not kidding myself I’m young like, but even by Dakka’s standards I’m a mere pimply oik!


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/16 00:52:34


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Wasn’t sure to put this post here or in the Old Edition Appreciation Society.

But went to see my God Sprog on Sunday, and her Mum’s friend was there with her son who’s just starting down the path of Nerd.

That’s when it occurred to me. I’ve books not just older than the sprogs? But older than their Mums. Indeed, my feet started along this path before the Mum’s were born.

And I’m not even all that old at 43. Not kidding myself I’m young like, but even by Dakka’s standards I’m a mere pimply oik!


Try being in a military unit where you crack a joke based on 80s pop culture and you realize than none of the people were alive when the film/TV show was current.

"Oh, yeah, my dad watched that! I was too young to understand it," is about the best you get.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/16 01:13:38


Post by: Nevelon


Heh. Nothing like putting minis on the table older then your opponent. And he’s old enough to go grab a post-game beer with.

It does add a wrinkle to socializing though; being old enough to be their dad, and trying to be one of the guys at the same time. Hard enough to get out and find a game as it is.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/16 01:28:20


Post by: ccs


 Nevelon wrote:
Heh. Nothing like putting minis on the table older then your opponent. And he’s old enough to go grab a post-game beer with.

It does add a wrinkle to socializing though; being old enough to be their dad, and trying to be one of the guys at the same time. Hard enough to get out and find a game as it is.


Lol. I've got minis that are slightly TWICE as old as the one kid in our escalation leagues/crusades.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/16 02:12:49


Post by: Nevelon


ccs wrote:
 Nevelon wrote:
Heh. Nothing like putting minis on the table older then your opponent. And he’s old enough to go grab a post-game beer with.

It does add a wrinkle to socializing though; being old enough to be their dad, and trying to be one of the guys at the same time. Hard enough to get out and find a game as it is.


Lol. I've got minis that are slightly TWICE as old as the one kid in our escalation leagues/crusades.


I’ve been using that joke for years now.

Let’s see. RTB01 came out in ‘87, it’s 2023 now… 36 years? Yah, that’s 2x a lot of players.

Damn I’m old.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/16 10:58:34


Post by: Mad Doc Grotsnik


Commissar von Toussaint wrote:
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Wasn’t sure to put this post here or in the Old Edition Appreciation Society.

But went to see my God Sprog on Sunday, and her Mum’s friend was there with her son who’s just starting down the path of Nerd.

That’s when it occurred to me. I’ve books not just older than the sprogs? But older than their Mums. Indeed, my feet started along this path before the Mum’s were born.

And I’m not even all that old at 43. Not kidding myself I’m young like, but even by Dakka’s standards I’m a mere pimply oik!


Try being in a military unit where you crack a joke based on 80s pop culture and you realize than none of the people were alive when the film/TV show was current.

"Oh, yeah, my dad watched that! I was too young to understand it," is about the best you get.


I get that at work! When someone pointed to my Beavis Quintesson tattoo and asked “who’s that” my brain cried.


Grumpy Grognards. @ 2023/08/17 00:58:02


Post by: Commissar von Toussaint


 Nevelon wrote:
Heh. Nothing like putting minis on the table older then your opponent. And he’s old enough to go grab a post-game beer with.

It does add a wrinkle to socializing though; being old enough to be their dad, and trying to be one of the guys at the same time. Hard enough to get out and find a game as it is.


All the memories. Many years ago, a friend and I challenged another friend to a Tyranids vs Marine double feature. We played the first game on Saturday and our combined marines forces were utterly crushed (which is a pretty funny story for another time).

So we regrouped and Sunday afternoon were waiting at the game store and the other guy was a no-show. We finally called him on the store phone (no cell phones back then!) and he'd overslept, wouldn't be there for an hour.

That being the case, we strolled across the street to a local watering hole and split a pitcher of Killian's Irish Red.

Thus fortified, we returned to the FLGS, met our opponent and proceeded to thrash him to the point that he conceded at the end of the second turn.

We credited the beer for the win.