Slither: Comedy or horror films was never made clear to me by this one. A film I wouldn't watch even if drunk.
Jennifer's Body: I've seen all of five minutes of this film. That is enough to know it sucks.
The Saw Movies (After Number Three): Up to number three, they were scary in that the story was so freaky. AFter three, it became gorno.
The Hills Have Eyes (Pt.2): First one crepped me out with the effects and stpory, second was just a slasher film.
Hostel 1&2: Eli Roth, please stop making movies!!
Being terrible is what makes horror movies so great. It's not worth wasting your time being critical of anything but the director or writer's attempts to make their thin premise into a truly scary thing to witness. Which is basically impossible. When I sit down with a pile of horror movies, it's for a barrel of laughs. The Scary Movie series is completely redundant IMO. The three things a scary movie can do is present a claustrophobic situation, gross you out and try to make you jump.
Admittedly, you can go a long way with those three things, but very rarely do all three fit together in an even barely convincible fashion.
Couldn't agree more with the OP on the subject of the torture porn that passes for horror movies anymore. I thought that Troll 2 was hysterical though!
Arctik_Firangi wrote:Speaking of Bruce, Bubba Ho-Tep. So painfully pointless, you just won't care that there's a sequel.
Dude... GTFO. Now. You do not mock any of the Bruce's movies. Not even Bubba Ho-Tep.
He is good in the original The Evil Dead though.
Apparently, GES, I don't care what you presume I think of whom. For the record, though, I think BC is a prty kool guy. He kils deadite and doesnt afraid of anything!
Bubba Ho-Tep kind of really sucked though. Not corny enough, IMO, and nary a gorestorm erupted from a wall.
I'm no horror expert, I usually watch them between my fingers, but that 30 days of night, or whatever the frak it was called, the one set in Alaska with vampires was the worst stinker I've ever seen, worse that Starship Troopers 3.
Worst
Film
Ever
Even worse though, all of my friends loved it, and just kept saying that I didn't know horror films so I wouldn't appreciate it.
If you've never heard of it, it's because it was a very limited release.
If you've never seen it, be thankful(unless you enjoy intentionally bad movies with parts like nunchucks made of babies and Jesus masturbating through his crucifixion holes).
@Stompa: Troll 2 isn`t the worst film ever, Hard Streets is. Check it out:
Edit: I checked out Troll on Wikipedia, here`s a nice little spoiler:
Using a magic crystal green ring, it captures Wendy and possesses her form. After meeting the other eccentric tenants, the family notices Wendy's unusual behavior (roaring, biting, tossing people across rooms), but they attribute her behavior to the stress of the move. The only one that notices something is terribly wrong is Wendy's brother, Harry Potter Jr.
helgrenze wrote:Bruce Campbell is the Linnea Quigley of the past decade.
I prefer Campbell's movies,but I see what your getting at...of course,if I even see Bruce Campbell make a tube of lipstick disappear in the same fashion as Linnea Quigley did in Demons...my head may explode.
Ok, I have 2 very real and very bad movies for consideration. Note that at the time of their release these were classified as "horror" movies.
Reptilicus - once reviewed as "better for you than a hand full of (sleeping pills < not the original choice but this is more forum friendly)
Plan 9 From Outer Space - so bad that when the star, Bela Legosi, died during shooting he was replaced by a double that looked nothing like him.
helgrenze wrote:Ok, I have 2 very real and very bad movies for consideration. Note that at the time of their release these were classified as "horror" movies.
Reptilicus - once reviewed as "better for you than a hand full of (sleeping pills < not the original choice but this is more forum friendly)
Plan 9 From Outer Space - so bad that when the star, Bela Legosi, died during shooting he was replaced by a double that looked nothing like him.
I actually own both of these movies , I paid less than a dollar for Reptilicus,found it in a "bargain bin" at a DVD outlet store.
Both are,IMO,in the "so bad they are great" category,especially Plan 9 from outer space,one of Ed Woods Masterpieces indeed.
In the spirit of "Reptilicus",I would like to add these "classics" to the pile.
I can throw in almost all of the "<blank> vs <blank>" movies, except Alien vs Predator which is still bad. Anyway, for example Komodo vs Cobra; giants Komodo Dragons and Cobras on an island, bunch of teenage enviromenatlists going to investigate 'Project Predator'. So all it is, from the six that go there, plus the one survivor from the lab there, almost all die. Just the boat captain, the survivor and another girl escape as the K. Dragon and the Cobra are, for the first time, looking like they could fight. And do they? NO.
War of The living dead.
1.One of the actors suck so much that it really makes me wonder what the producers were thinking.
2. they also had someone put make up but only on their faces so they have grey faces and skin coulor on the rest of their bodies.
3. dumb story line; zombies are making a farm of humans. to make things worse in the end its revieled that humans gave zombies the farm! BOO! ( yes that is in a sarcastic tone...)
4. sucky actors. (well, they do suck...)
5. boringness. the movie has no interesting scenes, and when there is a fight scene all the dumb puns ruin it. example: Guy breaks a zombies hand off. "need a hand?"
6. bland, unhuman script. The reactions of every character are so unhuman that you think that in this reality every one is dumb. (that might be true actually )
7.Did i say sucky actors? I also forgot to say about the sucky director(s)
so yeah those are the reasons for that movie. if anyone else watched this movie you are not alone....
I still get a kick out of the movie with the crazy married couple. You remember the one, when those kids are running in the walls and the dad is chasing them in full black leather bdsm gear wildly firing a shotgun at them.
HighProphetOfDestruction wrote:All of the early zombie movies. (Anything before 2000)
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Really ..I'm honestly perplexed,as the definative (and superior) films that created and shaped the genre,are all pre 2000.
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IGLannister wrote:I still get a kick out of the movie with the crazy married couple. You remember the one, when those kids are running in the walls and the dad is chasing them in full black leather bdsm gear wildly firing a shotgun at them.
Good times.
The People under the Stairs,the actor in the leather BDSM gear with the shotgun also played the Werewolf/Reverand Lowe in the film "Silver Bullet" that was based on Stephen Kings "Cycle of The Werewolf" novella.
Worst horror movie?
I Am Legend.
I saw that movie when it came out (think I was about 10 or so) and I thought it was stupid.
It was kinda like a zombie movie with about 90% of the zombies and scary bits taken out in exchange for
Spoiler:
Will Smith stabbing himself and crying over his dog
I am Legend was a remake of
The Last Man on Earth with Charleton Heston which was a remake of
The Last Man on Earth starring Vincent Price.
However, the "monsters" were not meant to be zombies.. they were actually supposed to be more vampiric, thus the whole attack at night/avoid daylight thing.
Forbidden World(Also titled Mutant) Note-typical early 80's b-rated sci-fi movie that borders on soft-core p**n but has one of the most illogical yet ultra high cringe moments in cenimatic history.
I don't think this one has been mentione Either:
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes(The cult classic)
Return of the Killer Tomatoes-1988(Featuring a young George Clooney)
That should be enough for now, though I still maintain that Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is the Worst.
Well, I did forget one from a very famous director:
helgrenze wrote:I am Legend was a remake of
The Last Man on Earth with Charleton Heston which was a remake of
The Last Man on Earth starring Vincent Price.
However, the "monsters" were not meant to be zombies.. they were actually supposed to be more vampiric, thus the whole attack at night/avoid daylight thing.
Actually, I am Legend was yet another poorly made adaptation of Richard Matheson's book " I am Legend".
The Omega Man staring Charlton Heston and The Last Man on Earth staring Vincent Price ,were the other two film adaptations of the book.
You are corect that the " Infected" were intended to be "Vampiric" rather than "zombies",even though George Romero has credited Mathesons book as his inspiration for "Night of the Living dead".
IMO,one would do better to skip all three film versions,and just read the book,even though The Last man on Earth does have a bit of charm to it.
My brother and I had this very argument. I argued that the creatures appeared closer to a middle line of mutans, rather than either extreme of zombie or vampire. Although if I had to choose between the two I would have argued that the film portrayed them as vampiric rather than zombie-like.
However, I still have trouble looking at it as a horror movie.
I don't think you're ever going to get very good answers for this one. The horror genre tends to be the "stepping stone" for the unwashed hordes that think they have the talent to be a director. As such, there's lots and lots of painfully low budget first attemtps on there. Jump on Netflix some time and see the stuff they have that streams. Pretty much anything with under 2 stars in the rating would work. Bad writing, bad acting, bad filming, bad sound, bad make-up...the list is endless.
A lot of folks will treat "I didn't like this movie" with "This movie is crap". The Saw/Hostel movies fall into this all the time. Some folks don't like torture porn. I can accept that, I don't like liver. It's a bit silly to say these movies are bad though. Aside from making a substantial amount of money, they DO have a certain level of refinement to them. The story, acting, technical qualities - all are quite good. The story/focus just doesn't jive with some folks, and that's fine.
Generally speaking though, I take anything that's been flagged "It's so bad it's good!" with a grain of salt.
metallifan wrote:House of Wax. The only -good- part in that movie was when Paris Hilton got her face impaled.
Funny thing was she did her own stunts.
Ba dum tum tish!
Nah. That'll always be one of those "Too good to be true" things. I do wish that she'd suffer a "Brandon Lee" moment if she ever decided to do another horror movie though.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Anyone remind me of the name of a horror film where a little kid keeps seeing his parents eating people. Much use made of a sausage machine etc.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you're thinking of 'parents' by bob balaban, which is actually a great little satire.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:Anyone remind me of the name of a horror film where a little kid keeps seeing his parents eating people. Much use made of a sausage machine etc.
I have a sneaking suspicion that you're thinking of 'parents' by bob balaban, which is actually a great little satire.
Indeed I was, thanks! I only have a very dim memory of it. I do remember enjoying it but have blurred it now with the people beneath the stairs.
Jennifer's body-, don't need to see it, but it's obvious why anybody did.
Teeth- It was..shocking, but it was poorly executed.
And pretty much anything new today.Almost all horror flicks today are cheap, boring, and attempting to create new ''things'' such as Jason made hockey masks have a reputation, Pennywise gave Clowns a reputation..
C'mon, what ever happened to Tales from the crypt? That series is scarier than anything produced today that's a movie.
EDIT:
Oh, and the human centipede was actually not half bad. It was all implied horror, letting your imagination do the magic. Not to mention it's a foreign movie.
Either in Space, or in da hood. Im leaning more towards in Da hood. I wonder how long Warwick Davis stared at himself in the mirror before finishing that movie. Dear god I think I just vomited in my mouth.
One I just saw the other night which sucked hard was called, 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The next Generation' or New Generation something?
I wanted to scratch my eyes out after the end rolled. It sucked worse than that 'Jason' film where he ends up on a space ship in the future and becomes Robojason!
1-UP wrote:A lot of folks will treat "I didn't like this movie" with "This movie is crap". The Saw/Hostel movies fall into this all the time. Some folks don't like torture porn. I can accept that, I don't like liver. It's a bit silly to say these movies are bad though. Aside from making a substantial amount of money, they DO have a certain level of refinement to them. The story, acting, technical qualities - all are quite good. The story/focus just doesn't jive with some folks, and that's fine.
I'm with you on this one. While the Saw movies have kind of degenerated into torture porn, they're actually fairly well done. Good special effects, some pretty decent acting (Tobin Bell is fantastic as Jigsaw, even when he just appears as John Kramer) and the story isn't half-bad, even if it isn't nearly as good as the first in the series. Plus, every movie has a twist ending that most people don't see coming - although I admit the 5th "twist" ending was pretty blatantly obvious if you were paying attention at all.
For my own contribution, I'd like to point out Cube 2: Hypercube. The first was pretty good - a decent thriller with some neat traps, some good acting (including Nicole de Boer, who would go on to play Ezri Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space 9) and an interesting storyline with very little backstory. The third wasn't bad either, showing it from a different point of view this time. The second, however, didn't make a lick of sense. Especially since everything that happened inside the cube was explained away as "Science is AWESOME."
Jihadnik wrote:One I just saw the other night which sucked hard was called, 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The next Generation' or New Generation something?
I wanted to scratch my eyes out after the end rolled. It sucked worse than that 'Jason' film where he ends up on a space ship in the future and becomes Robojason!
Yes. Ive been a TCM fan for years. And that movie was a steaming turd in every sense of the word.
For my own contribution, I'd like to point out Cube 2: Hypercube. The first was pretty good - a decent thriller with some neat traps, some good acting (including Nicole de Boer, who would go on to play Ezri Dax in Star Trek: Deep Space 9) and an interesting storyline with very little backstory. The third wasn't bad either, showing it from a different point of view this time. The second, however, didn't make a lick of sense. Especially since everything that happened inside the cube was explained away as "Science is AWESOME."
The first 'Cube' was Awesome! It was on SPACE one night and I remember being totally confused but captivated at the same time. Ended up watching it from start to finish and I don't regret it at all
Yea CUBE was an OLD playstation game demo thing from when the system first launched and it was a cool puzzle game where if you messed up, you died horribly.
I agree the first CUBE was just a cool ass scifi movie. I got bored with the 2nd in about 10 minutes.
Leigen_Zero wrote:You can't really call Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus a horror, more of a low-budget sci-fi b-movie!
However, personally I think it is awesome, so appalingly bad that it is awesome!
Thank god someone mentioned Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
As for my contribution:
THE KILLER SHREWS!
Classic 1959 horror baby! if you look carefully, you can see that the shrews are in fact dogs with shaved heads + tails!
If you look even closer,you can see the hero in "Killer Shrews" is James Best,who later went on to play the role of Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane on the Dukes of Hazzard,positive proof that if you manage to escape an island full of bad special effects,you can enjoy you later years chasing down rednecks and crashing your patrol car into ditches week after week.
'The people under the stairs'. I remember seeing it when I was young and being freaked out by it. Then I saw it again years and years later and laughed at it.
Either in Space, or in da hood. Im leaning more towards in Da hood. I wonder how long Warwick Davis stared at himself in the mirror before finishing that movie. Dear god I think I just vomited in my mouth.
I can see the PSA now: "Don't let little people suffer, give them better roles in movies".
I have no idea how this one managed to slide under the radar for three entire pages.
Street Trash.
This movie is commonly regarded as the worst film ever made. It's a bastard child of 80's horror, cross-bred with the director's 'comedic' fixation on some truly disgusting gak.
It's technically about a liquor store owner who finds a case of alcohol in the shop's cellar called Tenafly Viper, and so he decides to sell it to bums for a dollar a pop. It ends up making anyone who drinks it melt into a bright fluorescent paste of some sort. While the melting scenes are admittedly kind of cool, the rest of the movie drags itself down so far that there is literally nothing that could save it.
The worst part of the movie is the way it attempts to be 'comedy' horror by being ridiculously over-the-top, but the subjects it touches on simply aren't funny by any stretch of the imagination. Street Trash contains scenes of necrophilia, rape, and even a scene where a guy gets his penis cut off and the other bums play keep-away with it. This is all overlaid by what is obviously meant to be comedic overtones, but the end result just makes me sick, honestly.
The acting is absolutely awful, the writing and the general storyline are atrocious, and the camera work is incredibly bad. Even if the subject matter and plot of this movie were completely different, Street Trash would still manage to be one of the worst movies ever made. The disgusting aspects just manage to drag it down even further. This is one of those very rare movies that actually manage to leave a bad taste in your mouth for quite some time after you've finished watching it.
Monsters and Possessed both spring to mind (I think those are the titles). Really low budget films, but both really crap with few positive features (if any).
And I have to say that I've seen Jennifer's Body, and it was OK. Not exactly a great horror film, but it was not a terrible film. The ending was an interesting idea, but poorly explained - kind of tacked onto the film.
SilverMK2 wrote:Monsters and Possessed both spring to mind (I think those are the titles). Really low budget films, but both really crap with few positive features (if any).
And I have to say that I've seen Jennifer's Body, and it was OK. Not exactly a great horror film, but it was not a terrible film. The ending was an interesting idea, but poorly explained - kind of tacked onto the film.
I have to agree,Jennifer's Body wasn't a "bad" film,now...it was by no means great,but it was certainly "watchable",although,as you commented Silver,the ending could have been done better.
I've watched it twice. I can't figure out anything semblancing a plot. I know three other people that have watched it,and none of them can figure out any kind of a plot,either. It just sort of rambles along without any kind of coherent storyline. The acting is horrid. It's suppossed to take place in a zombie apocalypse,but you only see a handful of zombies throughout the entire movie. The thing is so horribly low-budgeted that there's a scene where a guy is suppossed to be going to town on some zombies with a chainsaw...except when you look closely,you realize that the chainsaw is actually an electric hedge trimmer.
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, I think its meant to be sorta horror....I really don't know, the only good thing about it is the crazy doctor. One of those so bad its good films.
On a side note, can anyone tell me the name of a horror movie (at least I believe it was horror) where the bad guy says "Just Kidding", I can remember a scene where this guy floats past a door at the end of a corridor and says it...
Edit: Got beaton to JC:VH I see... How about Boa vs Python? (From IMDB) After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. It's two great snakes that snake great together!
Pandorum. I don't think it's bad film if they had attempted sci fi action, not sci fi horror/thriller, since so many of it's "scary" moments are action-y.
But for the most part it's pretty mediocore in its attempt at horror (even the aliens/creatures are a ripoff of the Xenomorph, the ship setting also from Alien, I could go on)
But, if you look past that, the story is pretty solid, the effects are good, and it makes for a fun watch if you go into it with the mindset of sci fi action.
"Return of the Living Dead"
Campy and way over the top. 80s post punks with one girl that looked like she belonged on 'Saved by the Bell"....
Best scene is when a young Linea Quigley strips in an abandoned cemetary..... And thats near the beginning.
Zombie Strippers anyone? A bio-engineered zombie virus gets out and a single infected guy ends up in an illegal, underground strip club. Some of the strippers get infected and become super zombie strippers. Now that I think about it, its more of a comedy then a horor. At some point mid-way through the movie two of these zombie strippers start fighting and shooting pool balls out of their who-haws.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Pandorum. I don't think it's bad film if they had attempted sci fi action, not sci fi horror/thriller, since so many of it's "scary" moments are action-y.
But for the most part it's pretty mediocore in its attempt at horror (even the aliens/creatures are a ripoff of the Xenomorph, the ship setting also from Alien, I could go on)
But, if you look past that, the story is pretty solid, the effects are good, and it makes for a fun watch if you go into it with the mindset of sci fi action.
I have to agree that as a horror, utter tripe.
But I absolutely LOVED this movie, as in "Could not stop gushing about it to my friends until I realized what an utter gakker I was being"
Worst horror movie I saw was some Spy Movie on netflix that the young'uns wanted to watch.
Don't you say that a shoe-string budget horribad acting film with a Kid spy who does everything perfectly and gets away with everything isn't horror! It's the worst kind!
Maelstrom808 wrote:Anything introduced as "a SyFy Channel original movie"
"Gryphon" aka "Attack of the Gryphon" with Amber Benson and Larry Drake is pretty good if you want a D&D type movie. Way, way better than the actual D&D movie. It also makes for a great adventure (I know, I've run it).
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Arctik_Firangi wrote:Speaking of Bruce, Bubba Ho-Tep. So painfully pointless, you just won't care that there's a sequel.
Dude... GTFO. Now. You do not mock any of the Bruce's movies. Not even Bubba Ho-Tep.
QFT. And Bubba Ho-Tep is brilliant, if a bit slow. That's Bruce doing some of his best acting.
And now on to the topic:
The real problem with citing the worst horror film is that the worst horror films aren't bad, because often the best horror films are bad, but that they worst horror films are forgettable. I mean Leprechaun 4: Leprechaun In The Hood is a fething TERRIBLE movie, but if you get properly drunk first you will not stop laughing at how horrid it is.
So if the worst horror movies are the most forgettable, the ones that are simply boring and easy to turn off, then how do you determine the worst of the worst? Is The Faculty worst than Critters 3? The first is noteworthy only for alt.rock supergroup Class of '99's cover of Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall, pt. 2" and Jon Stewart playing an evil science teacher. The second is noteworthy only for being Leonardo DiCaprio's first film. Which I guess makes Critters 3 the worse of the two, because feth Leonardo DiCaprio, but that really has more to do with my hatred of Titantic than with Critters 3. But if you can remember the plot of either, its solely because the plot is so generic that you've seen it in so many movies that you can reconstruct the story intuitively.
So I can't tell you what the worst horror movie is. I've seen hundreds of them, and the one's I remember are the ones that had something worth remembering, even if it was just how incredibly bad it was -- like have you seen Satan's Cheerleaders? Oh my god is that a bad movie, but it's still fun to watch (with enough alcohol).
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Borkin wrote:If it hasnt been mentioned yet, Dead Alive (Braindead in the UK) should have atention brought to it.
Is that the one with the meteor alien-zombies?
It seemed to me like a very poor tribute to Evil Dead,with added bewbs
No, Dead Alive is Peter "Lord of the Rings" Jackson's second movie. The zombies in it are the result of the infected bite of Sumatran Rat Monkey taken from Skull Island (if you look closely you can see the SRM's cage in Jackson's "King Kong" in the cargo hold scene), and it features some of the best zombie fighting action in cinema history. Definitely in the Top 5 of both zombie flicks and horror comedies. It wins forever for one line in particular: "I kick ass in the name of the LORD!" - said by a Catholic (possibly Anglican) priest right before he drops some serious kung fu on some zombies. Also features the best use of a lawnmower as a zombie-fighting weapon EVAH.
28 Weeks Later opening scene in the cabin was good but everything went downhill into mediocrity after that.
Pulse was another awful horror movie the original Japanese version was much better.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Slither: Comedy or horror films was never made clear to me by this one. A film I wouldn't watch even if drunk.
I always thought of it as more of a horror film with some comedy mixed in. I found the film tolerable but that may just be due to the fact that Nathan Fillion was in the movie.
My Little Eye could possibly be ranked in the worst horror film Parthenon. Pretty much your standard "who is the killer?!?" snuff movie, but with this constant drone over the top that gets louder every time something "suspenseful" or "horrific" happens so that you feel like your skull is going to explode and your teeth are going to vibrate out of your mouth after a few minutes. It is not bad otherwise but that noise! Argh!
Another movie that should be here for the fact that it is actually pretty terrible is some kind of "get a group of randoms to the old haunted asylum and lock them in" film. I honestly can't remember what it was called, but it had pretty much every single horror movie stereotype in it. Can't remember the name off the top of my head though.
One "memorable" section had one of the characters running past some medical displays with bits of human corpses pinned out, being chased by the manifest evil spirit (some kind of dark shadow). As she was running past these displays, my friend who I was watching the film with called out "Throw a kidney at it!" and lo and behold, the character pauses, grabs what is quite obviously a plastic kidney from the display and throws it down the corridor
We spent the rest of the film trying to get the characters to do things, which was far more entertaining than the film itself
SilverMK2 wrote:Another movie that should be here for the fact that it is actually pretty terrible is some kind of "get a group of randoms to the old haunted asylum and lock them in" film. I honestly can't remember what it was called, but it had pretty much every single horror movie stereotype in it. Can't remember the name off the top of my head though.
it sounds a bit like the remake to House on haunted hill (the Vincent Price classis iirc)
The thing about Fulci's films (especially the Zombie ones) are that they are most definitely an "acquired taste",as most have all the OTT/silly dialogue and action one would find in a "Spaghetti western".
I enjoy them for that very reason,but again,I'm a bit odd.
If you truly want to see Fulci at his (best/worst) "New York Ripper" is a masterpiece of OTT gore and WTF dialogue/acting.
@ GES, I believe your correct concerning the film Silver was referring to,"House on Haunted Hill" definitely sounds like the one.
Automatically Appended Next Post: And,since the genre of "an isolated group in a spooky setting" has been brought up,I have to throw this little "gem" into the pile.
Even the great Peter Cushing couldn't save this piece of gak,however it is incredibly funny if you add the proper amount of alcohol.
@Fitzz: I watched it when I was like five or six (and was slowly slipping into dehydration). I ended up mumbling something about how I'd rather see a different movie,
apparently said something funny, and have not been able to live that moment down. So the remake of house on Haunted Hill is going to be on my gak list.
Course everybody neglects to mention i was passing out from dehydration when they tell that story.
Good luck finding it. I searched everywhere, and all I could find was a review on YouTube. I've looked on Ebay, torrent sites, Amazon, and there's no sign of it.
Cheese Elemental wrote:Anyone ever heard of 'Camp Blood'?
Good luck finding it. I searched everywhere, and all I could find was a review on YouTube. I've looked on Ebay, torrent sites, Amazon, and there's no sign of it.
Rather than watch any of Ed Wood's movies, I'd suggest watching Tim Burton's biopic about him, which starts Johnny Depp as Ed Wood and Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. It's called Ed Wood, so that's easy to remember.
Rather than watch any of Ed Wood's movies, I'd suggest watching Tim Burton's biopic about him, which starts Johnny Depp as Ed Wood and Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. It's called Ed Wood, so that's easy to remember.
While Tim Burton's film was very entertaining,I'd still suggest that Scout see Plan 9 from Outer Space,that film is simply a masterpiece of horrible film making and well worth a watch simply for the laughs.
Cheese Elemental wrote:Anyone ever heard of 'Camp Blood'?
Good luck finding it. I searched everywhere, and all I could find was a review on YouTube. I've looked on Ebay, torrent sites, Amazon, and there's no sign of it.
Rather than watch any of Ed Wood's movies, I'd suggest watching Tim Burton's biopic about him, which starts Johnny Depp as Ed Wood and Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi. It's called Ed Wood, so that's easy to remember.
While Tim Burton's film was very entertaining,I'd still suggest that Scout see Plan 9 from Outer Space,that film is simply a masterpiece of horrible film making and well worth a watch simply for the laughs.
Sure, but I'd have him watch the biopic first, so that he can understand the context of Plan 9 and really appreciate how insane it is.
Oh, and if we're going to recommend mind-blowingly bad/insane movies to people, everyone who cares about B-movies at all MUST see Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls.
Two reasons:
1) It is the only film shot directly from a script by Roger Ebert, the only film critic to ever receive a Pulitzer Prize for film criticism and one of the most influential critics of all time. Watch this movie knowing that Ebert is proud of it and be amazed.
2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History but also an awesome thing to scream at your opponent right before your Khorne Berserkers overrun his command.
Gailbraithe wrote:2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History
Hold on... hold on...
the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History is "I used to feth guys like you in prison!" from Roadhouse.
Gailbraithe wrote:2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History
Hold on... hold on...
the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History is "I used to feth guys like you in prison!" from Roadhouse.
Break that one out at the office Christmas party!
No, that's not even in the Top 5. Maybe clear an 8. No way does that beat:
5. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride)
4. "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government." (Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)
3. "Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." (Army of Darkness)
2."I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." (They Live)
1. "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
I stayed in a hotel in Shizuoka over the weekend. They had the absolute WORST movies of every genre on the In Room Theatre, including Horror. When 'Time Cop' is the best movie out of 120 plus titles, you learn a new meaning of 'Gak'.
Gailbraithe wrote:2) It contains the line "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" which is not only the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History
Hold on... hold on...
the Single Greatest Line In Cinema History is "I used to feth guys like you in prison!" from Roadhouse.
Break that one out at the office Christmas party!
No, that's not even in the Top 5. Maybe clear an 8. No way does that beat:
5. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride)
4. "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government." (Monthy Python and the Holy Grail)
3. "Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun." (Army of Darkness)
2."I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." (They Live)
1. "You will taste the black sperm of my vengeance!" (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
I'll raise you...
"Weed? Weed's not a drug! I sucked dick for coke! Have you ever sucked dick for weed?"-Bob Sagat,"Half-Baked"
"Your best? Losers whine about doing their best. Winners go home and f- the prom queen."-Sean Connerry,"The Rock"
"I feel like I should say something classy and inspirational,but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."-Keanu Reeves,"The Replacements"
I prefer Campbell's movies,but I see what your getting at...of course,if I even see Bruce Campbell make a tube of lipstick disappear in the same fashion as Linnea Quigley did in Demons...my head may explode.
Really 
