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Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 00:58:39


Post by: Ahtman





Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers

Will we ever need another movie again?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 01:12:29


Post by: Golden Eyed Scout


I have no idea what's going on. But if it's anything like 300 and Watchmen were, I'm in.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 01:55:23


Post by: FM Ninja 048


NO idea what the plots about, but when you get BEEWBS and samurai with guns and nazis in one movie, I highly doubt it needs a plot


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 02:02:06


Post by: Alpharius


Yeah, that's awesome.

Provided it isn't too heavy on the obvious metaphorical angles, and extra heavy on all the things you listed!


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 02:21:00


Post by: Xyz'r'Xaz'r'Xuz


Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 04:22:41


Post by: Cheesecat


Xyz'r'Xaz'r'Xuz wrote:Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.


If so they have to go all out, bra and panties just doesn't cut it, they have to be bare naked.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 05:25:10


Post by: Alex Kolodotschko


Surely you mean the second greatest movie ever?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 05:49:39


Post by: Thaanos


Alex Kolodotschko wrote:Surely you mean the second greatest movie ever?


Epic Fail X infinity +9


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 06:11:54


Post by: Orlanth


Ahtman wrote:
Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis ??
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers


Careful Ahtman not to overstep your usual levels of your ignorance. WW1 style Germans, are not equivalent to 'Nazis'.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 07:45:12


Post by: Mattlov


I'm sold. That looked like awesomeness, wrapped around a hottie, covered in gravy and bacon.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 09:03:26


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Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 09:35:39


Post by: reds8n


Orlanth wrote:

Careful Ahtman not to overstep your usual levels of your ignorance. WW1 style Germans, are not equivalent to 'Nazis'.


Let's lay off the posts like this please.

*Slaps wrist*


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 12:05:08


Post by: Frazzled


Oh my that has peaked my interest.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 12:11:05


Post by: Ahtman


Orlanth wrote:
Ahtman wrote:
Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis ??
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers


Careful Ahtman not to overstep your usual levels of your ignorance. WW1 style Germans, are not equivalent to 'Nazis'.


I thought I remembered seeing a swastika on the Zeppelin. It isn't as if I studied it like it was the Zapruder Film. PERSONAL REMARKS DELETED.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 12:43:07


Post by: notprop


No nazi's eh.

I'm out.

Anyway we all know ULTRAMARINE will be the movie to end all movies. [either through awesomeness or self inflicted eye gouging]


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 13:01:01


Post by: VikingScott


Nice looking trailer


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 14:15:02


Post by: Alpharius


Frazzled wrote:Oh my that has peaked my interest.


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 14:23:37


Post by: mattyrm


That looks awful.

I hate Hollywood and its "macho" women that beat everybody up.

Get any of them women round my house, ill fight them on the front garden, if any of them can beat me im willing to watch the film.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 14:49:39


Post by: 4M2A


Yes, the plot will probably be aweful but with:
Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers


I don't care, I will be watching it.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 14:59:59


Post by: Soladrin


It needs zombies pirates and monkeys, if those are in, the world will end though.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:03:48


Post by: Frazzled


Soladrin wrote:It needs zombies pirates and monkeys, if those are in, the world will end though.

It will be so worth it.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:06:13


Post by: Soladrin


Frazzled wrote:
Soladrin wrote:It needs zombies pirates and monkeys, if those are in, the world will end though.

It will be so worth it.


Death by awesome, there is no substitute.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:15:48


Post by: Chowderhead


If this movie has someone killing either

1. Brad Pitt
2. Tom Cruise
3. Anyone from the cast of "Jersey Shore"
4. The entire cast of "The Hills"
5. The entire cast of "Gossip Girl"

I'm totally in.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:21:16


Post by: Orlanth


Ahtman wrote: I thought I remembered seeing a swastika on the Zeppelin.


The iconography was that of the Maltese Cross, more eactly the Cross Pattée, while the Nazis did use it in Iron Crosses the decoration predated them in use in Germany and elsewhere.
I get a little miffed when I see Germans described as Nazis ad lib, its bad enough when refered to non SS troops in WW2, particularly Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe, but forgivable. However 'Nazi' was used to describe the Germans in general. Some ignoramus refered to the German football team as Nazis in the World Cup threads not long ago, and now WW1 Germans are identified as 'Nazis' here. Not good.

PERSONAL REMARKS DELETED. Feel free to keep debating the distinction between Nazis and the rest of Germany, but we can do without the personal remarks.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:34:21


Post by: Worms4u


Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:39:49


Post by: Orlanth


Worms4u wrote:Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika


True that. Its banned as a political symbol but still holds its relgious meaning. Its used on tombstones in a lot of Buddhist countries and is often depicted onto the chest or head of Buddha statues.
Not that that is relevant, no swastikas appearted in the clip. If they had on Germanic soldiers or warmachines fantasy 'Nazi' would be a valid label.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:46:05


Post by: Mannahnin


This looks awesome. I see no direct evidence that Nazis are involved, but given the cavalcade of other pulp subject matter, it seems extremely likely.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:52:28


Post by: Jin


I've been interested in this movie ever since I found out Jenna Malone is in it.

I don't anticipate it'll be "good", per se, but I imagine I'll enjoy it.

Also, the girl from Lemminy Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events apparently grew up.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:56:43


Post by: Pipboy101


Mattlov wrote:I'm sold. That looked like awesomeness, wrapped around a hottie, covered in gravy and bacon.


hmmm... bacon. Currency of the Gods.

This movie does look like a must see. But that is what I thought when I heard about Episode I coming out.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 15:57:07


Post by: Frazzled


Worms4u wrote:Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

You and two other people care.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 16:15:12


Post by: Soladrin


Pipboy101 wrote:
Mattlov wrote:I'm sold. That looked like awesomeness, wrapped around a hottie, covered in gravy and bacon.


hmmm... bacon. Currency of the Gods.

This movie does look like a must see. But that is what I thought when I heard about Episode I coming out.


You replace that with beer RIGHT NOW!


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 17:11:20


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


I think you're mistaken. The Battleship movie (based off the board game) starring Alexander Skarskard will be the greatest movie of all time


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 18:20:28


Post by: Alpharius


I'm sure they all won't make it out 'alive', but Amber and Rocket especially FTW!













Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 18:33:03


Post by: Relapse


Orlanth wrote:
Worms4u wrote:Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika


True that. Its banned as a political symbol but still holds its relgious meaning. Its used on tombstones in a lot of Buddhist countries and is often depicted onto the chest or head of Buddha statues.
Not that that is relevant, no swastikas appearted in the clip. If they had on Germanic soldiers or warmachines fantasy 'Nazi' would be a valid label.


As a side note, I've seen pictures of WW1 American planes with Swastikas on them.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 18:58:51


Post by: Orlanth


Relapse wrote:
Orlanth wrote:
Worms4u wrote:Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika


True that. Its banned as a political symbol but still holds its relgious meaning. Its used on tombstones in a lot of Buddhist countries and is often depicted onto the chest or head of Buddha statues.
Not that that is relevant, no swastikas appearted in the clip. If they had on Germanic soldiers or warmachines fantasy 'Nazi' would be a valid label.


As a side note, I've seen pictures of WW1 American planes with Swastikas on them.


I didnt know about US planes, but they were popular on French aircraft of the time.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 19:10:16


Post by: SamplesoWoopass


Why do they all have code names like the ones you'd see in roller derby, but the Asian girl is just... Amber? Could they just not think of something that wasn't racist?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 19:30:50


Post by: Scrazza


I. have . to. see. this. movie......Lest. I. have. depression.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 19:31:27


Post by: helgrenze


Hehehe..... IMDB describes it as "Alice in Wonderland... with machineguns."

As for the WWII German soldier debate.... Around the 39-43sec mark in the trailer, Those do look like WWII german helmets rather than the WWI style.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 19:44:14


Post by: Alpharius


SamplesoWoopass wrote:Why do they all have code names like the ones you'd see in roller derby, but the Asian girl is just... Amber? Could they just not think of something that wasn't racist?


Or she's by far the hottest and possibly the coolest, and "Amber" is all she needs?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 19:57:29


Post by: Sanctjud


Well this goes top on the list...and yes to pillow fights...maybe after the credits...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:06:03


Post by: Mannahnin


...and Alpharius wins the thread.

Nice pics!


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:19:24


Post by: FM Ninja 048


Dem eyes...





Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:20:05


Post by: Soladrin


You all put the name nerd to shame!

Am I the only one who is actually annoyed at an all female main cast?

And heck, for all I care, a battle between the list posted by OP lasting 1.5 hour would be better for me. Don't need some wannabe teen girls prancing about, fething up action scenes.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:33:26


Post by: mattyrm


See above Soldarin, im with you all the way mate.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:44:40


Post by: Alpharius


Apparently there's at least one (or two) in every crowd...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:45:12


Post by: Pipboy101


I'm not annoyed at all.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:45:33


Post by: George Spiggott


I'm getting a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen feeling about this...

This film will in all likelihood suck.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:47:12


Post by: Jin


Alpharius wrote:
Or she's by far the hottest and possibly the coolest, and "Amber" is all she needs?



I'm personally biased toward "Rocket" myself....but again, that's mostly owing to my penchant for Jena Malone.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:53:36


Post by: WarOne


I believe this movie will be kinda like the revised Alice in Wonderland feeling- nice to watch but not really invested storyline wise.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 20:54:40


Post by: CT GAMER


Alex Kolodotschko wrote:Surely you mean the second greatest movie ever?


My guess is that this movie will have a flying dog in it, since it looks like it has one of everything else...

It is interesting that the director has decided to do the lesbian version of 300 to balance out the homo-erotic readings though...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 21:01:12


Post by: warpcrafter


I want this movie so bad I can't think straight. Excuse me while I wipe up...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 21:11:24


Post by: FM Ninja 048


Soladrin wrote:You all put the name nerd to shame!

Am I the only one who is actually annoyed at an all female main cast?

And heck, for all I care, a battle between the list posted by OP lasting 1.5 hour would be better for me. Don't need some wannabe teen girls prancing about, fething up action scenes.


I would be if it wasn't for
wikipedia wrote:
Prior to filming, the cast had trainings and fight evaluations. Training lasted for 12 weeks. It started last June 2009 in Los Angeles and continued through filming. The main girls in the film were told to lift 210 pounds weight for their roles. The stunt coordinators in 300, Snyder's previous film were also hired for the stunts in the movie. The other cast members started training without Hudgens while she was filming another film, Beastly. Snyder tells that when the girls are fighting, "like they're on their way to kill a baby dragon, they've killed all of these orc-like creatures and they're entering a door and it's this classic, real Navy SEAL style room clearing. They have machine guns but they're fighting mythic creatures, impossible creatures. The hand to hand stuff is all brutal, because DamonCaro did all the fights in Bourne and it has that vibe to it." In the characters' imaginations, Snyder remarks that "they can do anything."

Abbie Cornish reveals that the rest of them are doing trainings, prior to filming, five days a week in six hours a day, and were oriented with martial fighting, swords and choreography. And in the afternoon, they conduct their training sessions.87eleven, famous for choreographing stunts from films like 300 and the Bourne film series, have worked with Snyder again for Sucker Punch as they previously worked on Snyder's past films.

tl;dr this film has the guy from the bourne trilogy helping with stunts & action scenes


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/28 21:18:37


Post by: Pipboy101


WarOne wrote:I believe this movie will be kinda like the revised Alice in Wonderland feeling- nice to watch but not really invested storyline wise.


I think this movie was written by a nerd for nerds. It's like a movie on skinamax, it is not about the story.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 00:26:12


Post by: Mannahnin


Pure visual impact baby. I also love the song choice; that was a standard back in my goth club days.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 00:38:02


Post by: Alpharius


Mannahnin wrote:Pure visual impact baby. I also love the song choice; that was a standard back in my goth club days.


OK - who is it?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 01:36:28


Post by: FM Ninja 048


It's lords of acid- the crablouse

downloaded it from youtube right after watching the trailer

(if you follow the link into youtube its in the desciption)


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 02:07:01


Post by: Cryonicleech


WHAT.......IS.......THIS????

I...can't...This is just insane. I literally don't know how to react anymore.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 02:42:28


Post by: CT GAMER


George Spiggott wrote:I'm getting a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen feeling about this....


I don't think this film has anything to do with gentlemen...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 03:32:39


Post by: AlexHolker


Pipboy101 wrote:I'm not annoyed at all.

I'm annoyed that they're annoyed. I think female characters that can kick ass are great.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 19:52:34


Post by: Anung Un Rama


George Spiggott wrote:This film will in all likelihood suck.


You must've missed the GIANT SAMURAI WITH THE GATTLING GUN.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 19:56:24


Post by: Asherian Command


Ultramarine movie.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 19:57:28


Post by: VikingScott


Jin wrote:
Alpharius wrote:
Or she's by far the hottest and possibly the coolest, and "Amber" is all she needs?



I'm personally biased toward "Rocket" myself....but again, that's mostly owing to my penchant for Jena Malone.


Rocket and Sweet Pea are my favs.
I like my women to be able to handle a weapon


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 22:34:23


Post by: Alpharius


Anung Un Rama wrote:
George Spiggott wrote:This film will in all likelihood suck.


You must've missed the GIANT SAMURAI WITH THE GATTLING GUN.


Yeah, no kidding!

Seriously - this movie is going to be a very FUN movie - so get ready, and Get Into It!


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 22:36:38


Post by: Asherian Command


Is that the one with all the chicks? Alpha?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 22:44:03


Post by: Quintinus


I'm rather partial to Blondie.

I've always thought that Vanessa Hudgens was attractive.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/29 23:13:51


Post by: Alpharius


Asherian Command wrote:Is that the one with all the chicks? Alpha?


Of course it is!

Well, if we're talking about the same thing.... right?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 09:37:48


Post by: Anung Un Rama


You can now keep discussing which kind of German military force is presented in this movie:


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 09:52:49


Post by: SilverMK2


Looks pretty groovy. Hope that it delivers, rather than just being a no-brain, poorly coordinated, "how little clothes can we give the main characters" kind of film.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 10:06:00


Post by: Guitardian


Being a longtime reader of graphic novel I just gotta chime in my $0.02 here. I think that director kind of missed a lot of the watchmen's real point by not including the pirate story subplot, and changing the ending completely. He also completely ruined 300 for me after having read the book years before. All of Leonidas' inner thoughts were omitted and that was the whole point in the book. Although the effects and visuals look spectacular, I hope he doesn't botch another one. I know I know I'm being elitist but books like that are canon to me just as the bible may be someone else's canon, and having hollywood jump on the bandwagon and make mockerys (with cool graphics) of stuff I loved since I was a kid would be like me re-writing the bible with Adam Sandler as Jesus or something... I'm sure some Xtians would get a bit upset, but hey true fans of the Graphic Novel get a bit upset when we see our Canonical works whored out by hollywood people. Just wait till they get their hands on transmetropolitan...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 11:42:40


Post by: Alpharius


You do know that compromises not only will be made, but HAVE to be made when translating any book to film, right?

No way was he going to get 5 or 6 hours, or 3 films to do Watchmen 'right'.

The "Pirate Story" was obviously going to be the first thing to go - though didn't they release it on DVD?

Though I'm with you on being disappointed on the ending being changed, apparently Gibbons had no problem with it and thought it was an OK thing to do.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 11:46:34


Post by: SilverMK2


Guitardian wrote:Just wait till they get their hands on transmetropolitan...


I don't think they will ever be able to make that into a film - way too weird


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 12:41:22


Post by: Guitardian


Are you kidding me? Geektastic political satire with a bowel-disruptor? How can they not get their sticky fingers on that? If they can do Hitch Hikers Guide again again (and that's pretty damn wierd) and make it somewhat successful as a cult classic, I'm pretty sure they can get Spider Jerusalem ranting and raving and tearing apart the religious convention wearing a Jesus/Moses/Nutcase outfit, or standing on a roof with strippers writing newsfeed while watching cops beating up half-aliens below. That isn't wierd at all by todays standards! That's just war-of-the-worlds meets 'a few good men' meets 'the shining' from a different angle. Who the hell would they get to play Spider Jerusalem though? I cannot think of a single actor nowadays that could pull that off... Steve Buscemi comes to mind for his quirkyness as does Jack Nicholsen, but they are both too old. Who would be Spider...? He has to be pissed off, bald, little, and chainsmoking, with a snarky sounding voice like a razor on a chalkboard... Ah... I know... the guy who plays Tom Cruise in all those movies starring Tom Cruise! shave his head.. he's just nutty enough to go with it! And he's little...! then get two dumb hollywood sluts for his filthy assistants and Robert Duval (or something similar, maybe that old southerland guy or nicholson as the politician dude) for his gritty old editor and you got yerself a movie in the making!


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 16:58:02


Post by: halonachos


Anung Un Rama wrote:You can now keep discussing which kind of German military force is presented in this movie:



Why exactly are they fighting the Death Korp of Kreig again?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 18:25:25


Post by: Bookwrack


SilverMK2 wrote:I don't think they will ever be able to make that into a film - way too weird

Which is waaaay too bad, because Patrick Stewart is on record as saying he would love to play Spider, but feels like he's gotten too old. Anyway, I hate to be a buzzkill, but THIS is obviously going to be the greatest movie ever.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 18:32:25


Post by: Alpharius


You didn't think "DEATH KORPS OF KREIG" meant they were the 'good' guys, did you?

Bookwrack wrote:
SilverMK2 wrote:I don't think they will ever be able to make that into a film - way too weird

Which is waaaay too bad, because Patrick Stewart is on record as saying he would love to play Spider, but feels like he's gotten too old. Anyway, I hate to be a buzzkill, but THIS is obviously going to be the greatest movie ever.


Ugh - stay out of this thread!

Next thing we know, you'll be linking to the SMURFS movie.

And by that, I mean the SMURFS movie, not the ULTRAMARINES movie.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 19:16:09


Post by: FM Ninja 048


halonachos wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:You can now keep discussing which kind of German military force is presented in this movie:
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Why exactly are they fighting the Death Korp of Kreig again?
4

Because they are obviously xenos lovers, look at that blatent display of xenos craftmanship on the wardroid behing them, our glorious troopers are being slaughtered by them while trying to retake the imperial shrine they have difiled by their very presence


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 19:19:02


Post by: Sanctjud


So, they are Daemonettes...that explains so much...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 20:46:02


Post by: Alpharius


Sanctjud wrote:So, they are Daemonettes...that explains so much...


I note the presence of 2 x boobs each, so there goes that theory!


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 20:51:46


Post by: CT GAMER


SilverMK2 wrote:Looks pretty groovy. Hope that it delivers, rather than just being a no-brain, poorly coordinated, "how little clothes can we give the main characters" kind of film.


Is that a serious "hope"?

IF yes, I fear you might be setting yourself up to be disappointed...





Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 20:56:50


Post by: Sanctjud


@CT GAMER:
Such is the rest of life.

@Alpharius:
It's called CGI
____________________________
On a completely different note:

"You will be unprepared."
Sounds like some other one liner............DoW2 Chaos Rising or StarCraft2.... I can't pin id down but it sounds like a one liner advertisment.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/30 22:41:41


Post by: Emperors Faithful


halonachos wrote:
Anung Un Rama wrote:You can now keep discussing which kind of German military force is presented in this movie:



Why exactly are they fighting the Death Korp of Kreig again?


This = Solid Gold.


Sanctjud wrote:
On a completely different note:

"You will be unprepared."


...It's a trap...?


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/31 00:23:48


Post by: helgrenze


I have read that it is more like "Girl, Interrupted" meets Alice in Steampunkland.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/07/31 00:51:32


Post by: Soladrin


I wonder if this will beat tankgirl...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/01 03:54:43


Post by: Stokleplinger


Trailer looks like LOTR, Kill Bill, Ultraviolet and WW1 had a steampunk lovechild...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/01 22:49:50


Post by: Alpharius


So in other words, it looks 'good'!


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/03 16:55:30


Post by: VikingScott


I do like my steampunk.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/03 17:14:41


Post by: rubiksnoob


Alpharius wrote:
SamplesoWoopass wrote:Why do they all have code names like the ones you'd see in roller derby, but the Asian girl is just... Amber? Could they just not think of something that wasn't racist?


Or she's by far the hottest and possibly the coolest, and "Amber" is all she needs?


pardon me sir, but Sweet pea would claim the title of hottest and coolest.


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George Spiggott wrote:I'm getting a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen feeling about this....



League of Extraordinary Babes more like.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/03 21:37:10


Post by: garret


FM Ninja 048 wrote:NO idea what the plots about, but when you get BEEWBS and samurai with guns and nazis in one movie, I highly doubt it needs a plot

She is sent to an insane asylum and it looked like is hooked up to machine that put you in this fantasy world.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/03 23:30:03


Post by: poipo32


George Spiggott wrote:I'm getting a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen feeling about this...

This film will in all likelihood suck.


It will suck storywise, but it is still packed with tons of awesome.
It's like a bacon ice cream sandwich with hot peppers, filled with awesome but overall meh.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/04 00:27:48


Post by: Stokleplinger


Alpharius wrote:So in other words, it looks 'good'!


Indeed.


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/04 00:41:21


Post by: Alpharius


poipo32 wrote:
George Spiggott wrote:I'm getting a League of Extraordinary Gentlemen feeling about this...

This film will in all likelihood suck.


It will suck storywise, but it is still packed with tons of awesome.


I keep seeing this, quite a bit - but I think it is a bit short sighted and such.

Let's wait until we actually see the thing before jumping on the oh so trendy "argh, it'll suck but the babes are the roxxxor!!11!!1!~!" bandwagon...


Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon? @ 2010/08/04 13:21:41


Post by: VikingScott


But admitedly that bandwagon is at least half right.