Pshaw. Neither Space Jesus nor Waterbender Moses can stand against....


BATTLE POOOOOOOOPE!

VikingScott wrote:This thread needs more awesome spider!

Fixed your typo.

Cheesecat wrote:

VikingScott wrote:This thread needs more awesome spider!

Fixed your typo.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

This tread, win is in it, but I don't know where.

chowderhead13 wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

metallifan wrote:He may be Captain America, but can he stand up to the mighty Homosexual Confederate CommuNazis?

Super mega turbo death Jesus can!

My savior can beat up your savior

More terrifying than any other deity:
REPUBLICAN JESUS

chowderhead13 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

VikingScott wrote:This thread needs more awesome spider!

Fixed your typo.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Luna's moth would kick that thing's arse any day (what is it anyways? ).

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

VikingScott wrote:This thread needs more awesome spider!

Fixed your typo.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Luna's moth would kick that thing's arse any day (what is it anyways? ).

I don't think even awesome spider can compete with this hardcore dude:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

VikingScott wrote:This thread needs more awesome spider!

Fixed your typo.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Luna's moth would kick that thing's arse any day (what is it anyways? ).

I don't think even awesome spider can compete with this hardcore dude:

Scorpion wins!

He did what, now?

Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

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qwertyuiop[]
ASDFGHJKL:"
asdfghjkl;'
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zxcvbnm,./

That is how uninspired I am at this moment.

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

That beetle is kicking ass!

and now this

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

That's messed up, man.

GO STAG BEETLE, GO!

Monster Rain wrote:

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

That beetle is kicking ass!

and now this

Screw the horse.

Arrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

The 14-year-old went there.


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And now this.

And now this

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

FETHING AWESOME!!! Now that's the part of Japanese culture that I understand.

Cheesecat wrote:

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

FETHING AWESOME!!! Now that's the part of Japanese culture that I understand.

The schoolgirl thing isn't bad either.

Cheesecat wrote:

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

FETHING AWESOME!!! Now that's the part of Japanese culture that I understand.

I didn't see no flying mechs, no explosions, no cute girls with big eyes and pedophilic old men there to steal there panties.

That was so depressing.

Monster Rain wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

FETHING AWESOME!!! Now that's the part of Japanese culture that I understand.

The schoolgirl thing isn't bad either.

Aw yeah!

Also, does anyone else agree that this thread is win? We should all thank Alpharius for his great contributions towards corrupting innocents.

20 bucks on the stag beetle VS jap schoolgirl. Any takers?


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WarOne wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Nurglitch wrote:Bug Fights!
For your sadistic pleasure.

FETHING AWESOME!!! Now that's the part of Japanese culture that I understand.

I didn't see no flying mechs, no explosions, no cute girls with big eyes and pedophilic old men there to steal there panties.

That was so depressing.

Gotcha covered.

enjoy

GG

Bob Fossil will help us understand this thread . . .

Monster Rain wrote:

I see your "I have a bad case of diarrhea" and raise you, Inochi kun.




I believe the phrase "Kill it with fire!" comes to mind.

Khornholio wrote:I believe the phrase "Kill it with fire!" comes to mind.

By the Throne on Terra, the more I look at it the more I want to kill it.

Kill it to Death. Then burn it.

Khornholio wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

I see your "I have a bad case of diarrhea" and raise you, Inochi kun.




I believe the phrase "Kill it with fire!" comes to mind.

I'm afraid to ask but what's the target audience for that show?

I wish I knew...I wish I knew...

Khornholio wrote:I wish I knew...I wish I knew...

Khornholio you just made me lol. Either way I hope that wasn't aimed towards the kids if so I think they should be watching those "Bug fights" because that would be the perfect show for young boys as we all know that children love

wrestling and insects.

(god that was an atrocious vid )

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And there is also cat.


Can someone send me a bunch of tiny Devo hats?
I wish to make a Tau-Devo army.

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Khornholio wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

I see your "I have a bad case of diarrhea" and raise you, Inochi kun.




I believe the phrase "Kill it with fire!" comes to mind.

I an going all in.

My daughter had all those Shimajiro (Tiger Tim) videos when she was little. They're great.

There is a whole series you get from Benesse in monthly installments with magazines and toys.

They train up little children in all kinds of social skills and basic science.

Unlike Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Kilkrazy wrote:My daughter had all those Shimajiro (Tiger Tim) videos when she was little. They're great.

There is a whole series you get from Benesse in monthly installments with magazines and toys.

They train up little children in all kinds of social skills and basic science.

Unlike Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Wow. That's awesome how this stuff actually works. Is there a link to a store where I can find this stuff?

Oh, I know your not showing disrespect to Mr. Hanky

It's too early in the morning to be watching some Japanese kid grunting on the toilet....


Anyone know where I can get some nice tame Space Corridors or Industrial Towers to lighten the mood?

chowderhead13 wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:My daughter had all those Shimajiro (Tiger Tim) videos when she was little. They're great.

There is a whole series you get from Benesse in monthly installments with magazines and toys.

They train up little children in all kinds of social skills and basic science.

Unlike Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo.

Wow. That's awesome how this stuff actually works. Is there a link to a store where I can find this stuff?

http://www.shimajiro.co.jp/

Unfortunately it looks as though Shimajiro is only available in Japanese.

The top red arrow button link says "You will be able to brush your teeth in a fun and skillful way." Advertising educational materials about tooth brushing.

The parent company is Benesse Corporation.

http://www.benesse.co.jp/english/

It really is a good system and does a lot of things ranging from toilet training as seen, basic biology (the digestive system), to how to play nicely and share with friends at school. It makes everything into fun, which works really well for young children.

SlaveToDorkness wrote:It's too early in the morning to be watching some Japanese kid grunting on the toilet....


Anyone know where I can get some nice tame Space Corridors or Industrial Towers to lighten the mood?

http://www.sifex.co.uk/french_chateau_for_sale.shtml

where to go when buying french castles.

Wall-O-Text type stuff actually IS spam in this here thread...

Blood for the blood god?

This thread needs moar Multilazorz!

Am I the only who noticed we've gone through 4 pages without a single wiener dog pic.

Easily solved

Actually, that's one thing I never understood - why do Wiener dogs have to crowd together when they run? Seriously, they had a litter at the SPCA once, and when they'd run around, they'd do it in a herd, not individually.

Why does that motivational remind me of this?

Love this thread...Brother..

GG

Lord of battles wrote:Easily solved

I don't know it's just not the same without Frazzled posting the "wiener dog" pics. Also that alien looks like hes having to much fun with that wiener.

Finally. The greatest thing ever put on the internet.

metallifan wrote:Why does that motivational remind me of this?

Found it for ya!

Hitler Reacts To UNC NCAA Investigation

Cheesecat wrote:

Lord of battles wrote:Easily solved

I don't know it's just not the same without Frazzled posting the "wiener dog" pics. Also that alien looks like hes having to much fun with that wiener.

Let me try:



*Sigh*

Agreed.

I win.

Cheesecat wrote:Am I the only who noticed we've gone through 4 pages without a single wiener dog pic.

Its because Wiener Dogs are the dakka equivelant of Godwin imo.

Also, this thread contains more win than the usual, thankyou dakka for bringing laughter to my otherwise crappy day!

DOOMFART is alive and well we are looking for more recruits, feel free to join. Our mission (a mission from god) is to overthrow the Mods and take control of Dakka. Also Frazzled said he was sending "Awesome Spider" to destroy DOOMFART but I

don't think he is living anymore he hasn't ate in awhile and I think it's safe to assume he's died of starvation. I should add that Gandalf our newest member has officially joined (why else would he advise us about "Awesome Spider" DOOMFART

making our group 9 members strong.

[youtube][/youtube]

Cheesecat wrote:DOOMFART is alive and well we are looking for more recruits, feel free to join. Our mission (a mission from god) is to overthrow the Mods and take control of Dakka. Also Frazzled said he was sending "Awesome Spider" to destroy DOOMFART but I

don't think he is living anymore he hasn't ate in awhile and I think it's safe to assume he's died of starvation. I should add that Gandalf our newest member has officially joined (why else would he advise us about "Awesome Spider" DOOMFART

making our group 9 members strong.

[youtube][/youtube]

I'm in man.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:DOOMFART is alive and well we are looking for more recruits, feel free to join. Our mission (a mission from god) is to overthrow the Mods and take control of Dakka. Also Frazzled said he was sending "Awesome Spider" to destroy DOOMFART but I

don't think he is living anymore he hasn't ate in awhile and I think it's safe to assume he's died of starvation. I should add that Gandalf our newest member has officially joined (why else would he advise us about "Awesome Spider" DOOMFART

making our group 9 members strong.

[youtube][/youtube]

I'm in man.

Make that 10.

It goes to 11

Khornholio wrote:It goes to 11

Why not just make "10" louder?

Because... it's 11.

rubiksnoob wrote:Hitler Reacts To UNC NCAA Investigation

I prefer Hitler reacts to the new blood angel codex. Got taken down from youtube and haven't found it since.

VikingScott wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Hitler Reacts To UNC NCAA Investigation

I prefer Hitler reacts to the new blood angel codex. Got taken down from youtube and haven't found it since.

The company that made the film learned how to bully with legal action, despite having no case, and scared youtube into taking down the videos.

To all of you...







and, most of all:

The ultimate in disappointment.

youbedead wrote:

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know what that is, but I could watch it all day.

this. is why dogs > cats.


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youbedead wrote:

http://boards.4chan.org/gif/res/3748758 coincidence?

I'll take your cats and dogs, and raise you BEES!!!

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I'll take your cats and dogs, and raise you BEES!!!

That video is from the US TV Show "AMAZING RACE".

And they made her get back at it and complete the challenge, even after basically knocking herself silly with a watermelon to the face...

Hah! Killer Bees, Hot pink spandex and Mullets!

Yes bees...
OUR BEES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

I use


on your bees and this thread in general

PS: Its a falcon punch for thoes who cant tell!

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
OUR BEES WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

Yes they will.



And now for something completely different.

Strike back my swarm! Strike back!

ಠ_ಠ BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
and the austrian wasp is from the future

full watermelon mash video

youbedead wrote:


full watermelon mash video

I find it funny that "Right in the Kisser!" was yelled before she did that.

Having said that, I do feel sorry for her. Not only was she whacked in the face by a melon, it happened on TV for the world to see.

How could this thread die???

Slarg232 wrote:

youbedead wrote:


full watermelon mash video

I find it funny that "Right in the Kisser!" was yelled before she did that.

Having said that, I do feel sorry for her. Not only was she whacked in the face by a melon, it happened on TV for the world to see.

No Unreal Tournament "HEADSHOT"?.


Im dissapointed.

*Cracks knuckles*

Wrexasaur wrote:*Cracks knuckles*

Greatest viedo EVER!!!@!!!

Almost as good as Arnie.

As do I, Eddie. As do I.

This thread needs more...umm...of this...

Someone please link the ultimate orgy and get this thread locked.

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAAAAAAAAAGNET!?

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lobster

Try not to fap to this.

I couldn't resist, myself.

Monster Rain wrote:

Try not to fap to this.

I couldn't resist, myself.

Hey I know that dude!! ...oh wait NM




GG

Probably the funniest, creepiest and most offensive rap track evaaaaaaaaar!

Seemed appropriate

Probably the most win ever found in a single video.






And especially for cannerus:

chowderhead13 wrote:

metallifan wrote:Why does that motivational remind me of this?

Found it for ya!

Hipster Hitler

We need more of this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/272784

Monster Rain wrote:


Try not to fap to this.

I couldn't resist, myself.

The teeth. The air guitar. The extra mass of another human or two. The Nascar poster on the wall. Who says French chicks aren't classy?

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Awesome.

Ah!

Who knew...?!?

I am, of course, pleased to see that this thread lives on.

So...




and

Calling all Doomfart members.

Shadowbrand wrote:Calling all Doomfart members.

Wait, what?!? What did I just hear DOOMFART I love (not in a gay way mid you ) you so much Shadowbrand! DOOMFART returns (I should do a recount apparently we have 12 but I'm sure we have 13 members). It's time to kick

some mod arse and chew bubble-gum and I'm all out of gum.

Guys have I something important to say.

Shadowbrand wrote:Guys have I something important to say.

What might this be co-leader/founder of DOOMFART Shadowbrand?

I'm uh..... I'm a gay viking.



Yeah. an Ass Viking it's kinda like a butt pirate.

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm uh..... I'm a gay viking.

Do your parents know?

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm uh..... I'm a gay viking.

It's okay Shadowbrand, we knew all along. Well...the viking bit was a surprise truth be told.

I was raised by Wolves, they understand my life choices.

Shadowbrand wrote:I'm uh..... I'm a gay viking.



Yeah. an Ass Viking it's kinda like a butt pirate.

Oh I was thinking as leaders of DOOMFART we need more interesting titles such as warlord, emperor, supreme dictator, king, general, etc, etc... Although I suppose Lord Shadowbrand Extreme Gaylord Viking of Black Metal who hails from the

distant floating ice palace of Norway would work too.


(artist's interpretation of Shadowbrand)

The poets of my village drew this picture of me slaying the great white shark!

Wait...you're not slaying the great white shark...

I've slain a lot of monsters... after I boned them.

I have cheesecat as a witness.

Shadowbrand wrote:I've slain a lot of monsters... after I boned them.

I have cheesecat as a witness.

Yes the events are highly privatized but that doesn't make them any less credible. Also since you've slain so many magnificent beasts I think the slaughter of the Mods (Alpharius comes to mind) would be the greatest addition to your trophy rack.

Yes! but I have a puzzling question!

http://www.cslacker.com/images/funny/cartoons_drawings/optimus_prime_vs_jesus/

Let's discuss this in a civil manner please. Like how most discussions of religions and politics go down on dakka.

Shadowbrand wrote:Yes! but I have a puzzling question!

http://www.cslacker.com/images/funny/cartoons_drawings/optimus_prime_vs_jesus/

Let's discuss this in a civil manner please. Like how most discussions of religions and politics go down on dakka.

Well being a Transformers fan I have to say Optimus Prime is superior to Jesus Christ.

They just played the exploding boobies scene in 1000 ways to die.

Imagine if that happened to you.

Guys I'll be back I'm going to have a shower while singing songs about doing horrible things to mods.

*rubs his beard* I wonder what the mods did to Cheese to make him so angry.

Shadowbrand wrote:*rubs his beard* I wonder what the mods did to Cheese to make him so angry.

Oh nothing, but isn't DOOMFART about a group of people who want to suck out the mods juices inorder to become them sort of like spiders?

RAAAAWR SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

Warboss Narznok wrote:









RAAAAWR SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

Meanwhile at DOOMFART headquarters.

Mean while in Shadowbrand's lair!

Shadowbrand wrote:Mean while in Shadowbrand's lair!

Why are we sitting in our secret hideouts we should be recruiting more members! We need more warriors for our armies! Also what happened to the pic of you killing a great white shark?

I was younger and I hadn't shaved or bathed in 12 days!

Shadowbrand wrote:I was younger and I hadn't shaved or bathed in 12 days!

But whats so bad about your baby pics that you had to take it off the site?

My father was a dwarf!

Shadowbrand wrote:

My father was a dwarf!

I take it that it was your mother's side of the family that has the viking heritage.

Yup. a Norwegian woman.

Well here's a picture of Shadow (I don't know why you deleted it ) when he was much younger, quite rebellious and wild if you ask me he's matured so much. And yes I

know he has blonde hair the only reason he has a red beard is because it is covered in blood.

Ooh! Can I join? I have proof of my greatness!
I could be 'Supreme Ruler and All-powerful Overlord Dictator Satan Mc.CurbStomp'

Or whatever. I'm easy like that.

Hadouken.

Can you fight the Picts?

LOOK AT HOW I BLATANTLY SPAM.

SPAM.
SPAM SPAM SPAM.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM.


P.S: COCONUT.


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Is my SPAM good?

HadoukenAvenger wrote:Ooh! Can I join? I have proof of my greatness!
I could be 'Supreme Ruler and All-powerful Overlord Dictator Satan Mc.CurbStomp'

Or whatever. I'm easy like that.

HadoukenAvenger I announce you 13th member of DOOMFART. I'll be making an updated list of all the members sometime in the future I'm loosing track of who's who these days.

I'm not sure, but I can SPAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM


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YAYAYAYA DOOMFART CLAN! SPAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

Well they fight naked and paint their bodies blue. If you can spam fireballs and not waste all your mana.

Your in!

HadoukenAvenger wrote:I'm not sure, but I can SPAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM


Automatically Appended Next Post:
YAYAYAYA DOOMFART CLAN! SPAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

Our plan is working Shadow. He is a fast leaner.

I can spam fireballs. I have fireball-spamming kneecaps.


Automatically AppendeSPAMMM'd Next Post:
SPAMMMMMMM!!!!


Automatically SPAMMED Next SPAMMMMM!!:
AND THE POST COUNT RISES!

Wonderful. Just be careful in close combat there isn't too much distance between you and his..package.

They use the awkwardness to skin ya alive!

HadoukenAvenger wrote:I can spam fireballs. I have fireball-spamming kneecaps.


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SPAMMMMMMM!!!!

Do you have the poisonous ankles of a platypus too?

I have the poisonous eyeballs of a robot LOLcat.
AM I DOING THIS SPAM THING RIGHT?
DOWN WITH OPRESSION! SPAAAMMMM!


Automatically SPAMMED Next SPAM!:
DOWN WITH THE MODS!

ENEMIES I NEED ENEMIES!!!!

I CAN GIVE YOU BUT SPAM! MAYBE IF WE SET THE SPAM JUST RIGHT, IT WILL ATRACT THE RARE GREEN-SPECKLED ALPHARIUS.

If we ate him would we get high?

Shadowbrand wrote:ENEMIES I NEED ENEMIES!!!!

Isn't that what the mods are for? Have you forgottten our purpose already?

No. Wait yes.

Wait....

PORN FOR THE PORN GOD!!!!

Whoops. I sneezed:

Shadowbrand wrote:If we ate him would we get high?

Not only will we be completely ripped out of or minds after eating them but also there blood has such an arousing stench that any female within 5 meters of us will feel compelled to have

sexual intercourse with us.

And that Tie Fighter was all PEW PEW PEW PEW and Jaw's was like OMGWTFBBQ.

I think I'm allergic, I kkep sneezing awesome:

HadoukenAvenger wrote:I think I'm allergic, I kkep sneezing awesome:

I hope you have allergies to the mods.

No, I survive on the flesh of mods!

HadoukenAvenger wrote:No, I survive on the flesh of mods!

Yes there skin make excellent coats that can keep people warm during long harsh winters.

....the feth?

He's one of them! DESTROY!!! CONSUME!!! TAILOR!!! WEAR!!!

Emperors Faithful wrote:....the feth?

Would you like to join DOOMFART?

I took a pic of my chihuahua



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Spam!

You are a spam master. That last one made no sense at all!

HadoukenAvenger wrote:You are a spam master. That last one made no sense at all!