Agreed, aside from saying dirty blonde hair and beard and that I'm dissapointed he's not wearing Chuck Norris brand action jeans there's nothing to say.
the only thing i could suggest is get a wolfen head of possbly a scout marine to show his massiv bearded face...
other than that norris is possibly the only space marine that will tatoo a crux with an actual crux terminates by sticking it with super glue to his shoulder and wont use any power armor. why would he need one anyway. one roundhouse kick and a whole hivemind screams in oblivion...
You don't paint Chuck Norris figures.
You avert your eyes less ye be blinded by is total awsomeness. Then the figure paints himself since any thing a mere mortal could do would be wrong anyways.
Then the model kicks you in the nads for even having the temerity to create it, then the real chuck Norris smashes the model since their can be only one Chuck Norris.
dkellyj wrote:You don't paint Chuck Norris figures.
You avert your eyes less ye be blinded by is total awsomeness. Then the figure paints himself since any thing a mere mortal could do would be wrong anyways.
Then the model roundhouse kicks you in the nads for even having the temerity to create it, then the real chuck Norris smashes the model since their can be only one Chuck Norris.
uhm first lee and norris in one scentence is HERESY.
do consider even that norris stealing something from lee is double HERESY!!
he who must not be named was around when roundhouskicks werent invented yet, cause he invented them, alone, sitting in his glory and building the world in one day. to thnk less is .... you now the drill...
now to something completly different: @ shrike:
is this scheme your attempt to create a worker stile shirt as worn as the one from AL Boleland the sidekick from Tooltime???
now way a marine or possibly a norris would were this...not even in complet darkness. got some manly colors that look proud?
who is playing that muppet???
is this his real voice??? OMG in germany he sounds way more cool.
givin he isn´t the man he was when he made real cool oldstyle movies, but that blble crap...
well he never was that big of an idol for me, but i have to say i loved the jokes about him, they would never work with this new image thats setting in my mind about him...
Stole it, and improved upon it. Chuck Norris survived the roundhouse of Bruce Lee- years later, Lee would die from brain swelling. Chuck Norris's magnificent mastery of the roundhouse kick literally blew his mind.
after the vid of henners you probably just should paint him as a black templer^^
as for a serious paint scheme, do him like a canadian mounty....the will look cooler than a marshal of the US...
so red and black if i´m not mistaken...
do the hat from lego or possibly playmobil, don´t know what would be more up to scale. or possibly cut a wizard hat down to sice and then put a small blob of GS and make a dent inside.. voilà^^
Viktor von Domm wrote:do the hat from lego or possibly playmobil, don´t know what would be more up to scale. or possibly cut a wizard hat down to sice and then put a small blob of GS and make a dent inside.. voilà^^
I tried that a week ago, with a lego bowler hat for my chaplain (charlie chaplain- get it!?) but the scale was too big
Where to get a wizard hat?
And yes I have a lot of ongoing conversions.
well thenmake two blobs of GS.
make the first one flat and put it on the head directly. then shape the brim as you see fit. maybe let it cure...if you do so then don´t do to blobs just one...
after the brim is cured then you make the other blob. stuff it on the brim and smooth it so that it blends with the brim. stamp a dent in the "ball" ... hat is done. for a texas ranger hat i would add a string or so around the upper hat part...
i´m sure you get the lulz in every game when you field that ranger^^ wish you all the luck.
and on a side note, are you sure there is no heads of wizards on ebay bitz wise to find? a search for bretonian or imperial wizards might be good...
you could go to your nearest hardware store and get some epoxy stuff. cures harder ,is also from two parts ,and is grey in color. use is similiar.
its way cheaper . or you could search for galeforce 9 . its like greenstuff but way cheaper, not in rolles but seperate tubes.
or you might even use miliput. also epoxy two part stuff but cures to brown color and is way harder...
there are so many options i´m sometimes disturbed myself^^
the epox stuff from the hardwareshop is the eaysiest to get hold of and by far the cheapiest. a bit tricky but in use, but you will do it. do you got some gloves for cleaning or for medical use? i recomend to use them. when using this stuff you use glue stuff and you might never know if your skin might react to it...
Also, what could have possibly convinced you to do such a horrendous thing to a space marine?
fun?
boredom?
the fact that chuck norris is in fact the emperor but no-one knows it yet?
for laughs?
coz' i've forgotten what a space marine is for because of my amnesia?
boredom?
fun?
dumdumdumdumdumdum dumdum, dumdum, dumdumdumdum! doum! That was your 30 seconds, and the correct answer was...
BOREDOM!!!
I'm sorry, but the whole Chuck Norris meme was dead as soon as Chuck Norris heard about it and opened his big mouth spouting about how much he hated it, and how we should all be focusing on The Jesus instead.
Chuck Norris was so tough, he killed the Chuck Norris meme within 2 minutes of addressing the topic.
For how to properly handle being an unexpected internets superstar, please reference Rick Astley instead.
shrike wrote:fun?
boredom?
the fact that chuck norris is in fact the emperor but no-one knows it yet?
for laughs?
coz' i've forgotten what a space marine is for because of my amnesia?
boredom?
fun?
dumdumdumdumdumdum dumdum, dumdum, dumdumdumdum! doum! That was your 30 seconds, and the correct answer was...
BOREDOM!!!
Viktor von Domm wrote:jeeez.... and forgettfulness^^ cause you wrote it two times^^
Umm, did you not read the part about amnesia?
Anyway. I have no idea how you'd do it until PICS!
I'll post a pic sometime, but I keep forgetting to charge my camera And I lost the USB cable and I need to buy more batteries for it So it'll be a while yet
shrike wrote:I'll post a pic sometime, but I keep forgetting to charge my camera And I lost the USB cable and I need to buy more batteries for it So it'll be a while yet
Henners91 wrote:I thought Chuck Norris lost his awesomeness?
I can quite easily look upon him... WITH DISGUST.
Oh, please. Besides the fact that he'll never replace the young Marlon Brando on the pantheon of manliness, you can clearly see that the skeleton-monster on his right is controlling him with a hand around his spine.
Henners91 wrote:I thought Chuck Norris lost his awesomeness?
I can quite easily look upon him... WITH DISGUST.
Oh, please. Besides the fact that he'll never replace the young Marlon Brando on the pantheon of manliness, you can clearly see that the skeleton-monster on his right is controlling him with a hand around his spine.
lol- NO-ONE CAN CONTROL CHUCK NORRIS! NOT EVEN:
that skeleton monster
elmo
The guy firin his lazor (AKA this):
Yeah, the first onee's a bit , but the lazer collection 2 &3 are okay.
The kinosachi:
OR EVEN CHUCK NORRIS HIMSELF!!!
Spoiler:
P.S: i just posted to spam this vid I just saw. It makes me lol.
I swear, theres this one SW head that looks JUST LIKE CHUCK NORRIS! It's like GW designed it like that, or... even... Chuck Himself roundhoused kicked one ton of plastic and that head is what is left.
shrike wrote:I'll post a pic sometime, but I keep forgetting to charge my camera And I lost the USB cable and I need to buy more batteries for it So it'll be a while yet
That's why I can't. Read the other posts before you go asking questions
shrike wrote:I'll post a pic sometime, but I keep forgetting to charge my camera And I lost the USB cable and I need to buy more batteries for it So it'll be a while yet
That's why I can't. Read the other posts before you go asking questions
Dont worry man i did read the whole darn thing before i posted, but you never know if things change. So ha i dodged your --> and raise you one smart arse remark.
Anyways hope to see pics of this guy when you charge you camera... actualy well your reading this "this is not a Jedi mind trick your going to go buy batteries after you read this"
tipios wrote:Well sort your camera outsoon, or chuck will be round to sort you out, lol!!
That's MR. NORRIS to you . None of us here fit to address him by his first name. And please do what you can about pics shrike, less MR. NORRIS start to think you're holding out on his fans and come to your house with a roundhouse already cocked and loaded.
the hat is missing HA, he wants to do him like a Marshall...
and do i see blood on MR.Norris face? what on earth could possibly do this much damage needed to cut his face? has anyone heard of a-bomb tests of late?
small hint. take your cam and walk/drive/ fly to your nearest/dearest/even worst techsuply store. the WILL have some spare cables for your cam. they always do, some cheep stuff from asia or god knows where. wont cost big money. done so myself a numerous times...
order is sometimes in pretty short suply in my households...not all my fault but i got kids after all. at least my wife helps me with some good aimed well done asswhoopings so i do some sorting and cleaning once in a while^^...
Chuck Norris is a bigoted, homophobic, right wing ***hole. If you rocked up with a Chuck Norris mini, it would become primary target for my baneblade. And then my shoe.
exactly... i think his attempt to make a sm version of chuck is not about who he is today as more of what image was projected due to his films. the early ones at that.
and to threaten someones models to destroy not ingame but literally is pretty dumb. if this goes on i think it will be a job for the modquisition...
Sorry I've been browsing with images disabled so I didn't see the smiley ork! :/
Anyway, Chuck Norris firmly supported and campaigned for Proposition 8 in california, which sought to ban gay marriage and he is openly against condoning homosexuality in public schools (http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=59697).
What's more he propogates that most ridiculous of myths, creationism.
Sorry to buzzkill your thread, but Chuck Norris isn't the all american hero people make out.
ClosetRoller wrote:Sorry I've been browsing with images disabled so I didn't see the smiley ork! :/
Anyway, Chuck Norris firmly supported and campaigned for Proposition 8 in california, which sought to ban gay marriage and he is openly against condoning homosexuality in public schools (http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=59697).
What's more he propogates that most ridiculous of myths, creationism.
Sorry to buzzkill your thread, but Chuck Norris isn't the all american hero people make out.
Um not many consider him a hero here, just sarcasm/jokes about him.
ClosetRoller wrote:Sorry I've been browsing with images disabled so I didn't see the smiley ork! :/
Anyway, Chuck Norris firmly supported and campaigned for Proposition 8 in california, which sought to ban gay marriage and he is openly against condoning homosexuality in public schools (http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=59697).
What's more he propogates that most ridiculous of myths, creationism.
Sorry to buzzkill your thread, but Chuck Norris isn't the all american hero people make out.
Hes free to believe what he wants to believe man. Shouldnt be talking so harshly for supporting his beliefs and ideals.
Jollydevil wrote: Hes free to believe what he wants to believe man. Shouldnt be talking so harshly for supporting his beliefs and ideals.
Of course he is, I'm a full supporter of free speech. Doesn't mean he's any less of a bigoted idiot though. If I campaigned for the execution of everyone with ginger hair, while I'd be entitled to my opinion and beliefs, I'd still be a horrible, horrible person.
Lets drop the 'debate' before it becomes 'heated'
There is no debate. He is a self-confessed bigot. This is a fact. Tolerate it if you wish, I will not. I'll drop it though, sorry for derailing this thread even further.
The trouble with painting Chuck Norris lies not with figuring out the right scheme but with finding a paint brave enough to stick to even a graven image of him.
I have been watching this blog for i don't even know how long now....Is there really even a miniature 4 pages later and no miniature take a picture already !
Play Chunkmarine unpainted, if anyone complains Chuckmarine gets a free Strength D attack at the closest offending miniature with his twin linked fists.
Burn the liar with fire! Purge them in the deepest pits of hell! Lock the thread and throw away the key! Throw it in a furnace on mars and nuke it from orbit. Then kill every last man, woman and child on every planet for the next million lightyears or so.
i was also thining of doing one myself, as this thread is only nonsense otherwise.
you sir saved the day. alas i think this thread should truly die now, as it wont get any better than that and also it doens´t need to...not anymore
im thinking of posing him puncjing an eldar and in the other hand giving him a sword which will be stuck through anoyher model im posting a pic tomorow
A Black Ram wrote:im thinking of posing him puncjing an eldar and in the other hand giving him a sword which will be stuck through anoyher model im posting a pic tomorow
you might have just saved the thread.
I will post a pic.
one day...
This thread has gotten way, way off topic for far too long.
Just so you know, in the future if you think a thread needs to be locked for being off topic, clicking the 'notify moderator' button on any post in the thread and entering that you think the thread needs to be locked for being off topic will always be the best way to get moderator attention.
, but can't decide how to paint him. 
Please go on bolter and chainsword's 
, but the lazer collection 2 &3 are okay.
This is not a jedi mind trick. I shall go to and purchase some batteries. 
NO PAINT CAN WITHSTAND THE PURE AWESOMENESS RADIATING FROM HIM. NO PAINT. 
