In celebration of his upcoming fifth anniversary on DakkaDakka (10/31/05), I propose that we make that day a Forum Holliday.
The tentative name would be Official Frazzled Day, but leave responses as to what the name of the day should be.
It is also no coincidence that nothing else happens on 10/31, so I think it would be a perfect day to set aside to honor the man who has locked his own threads more than any other moderator, the shadow behind the Weiner Legion, and the thing lurking behind every OT thread.
So post here in support of Official Frazzled Day and suggest things we can do in order to give Frazzled a great anniversary party!
Catyrpelius wrote: There should be drinking and guns and weiner dogs with guns drinking!
You know... I think I remember reading something on 4Chan that goes similarly to that... but it involves a Pizza, the delivery chick, and the bike she's on...
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There is a Frazzled facebook page, so we could throw a surprise party for him using that (Unless his wiener dogs know how to type, which they probably do).
jp400 wrote:Will be the a short party... since nobody can set foot on his lawn.
We'll hold the party in the street and entice Frazzled out with guns, women, and off-topic conversations.
Even though this goes against DOOMFART, I still would love to celebrate "Frazzled" day especially if that's whats involved in the party, oh and don't forget beer.
To be fair "Shadowbrand" day would probably even be better, as it would involve some black metal show, mead, vikings, pillaging, sea travel and the raping of virgins.
jp400 wrote:Will be the a short party... since nobody can set foot on his lawn.
We'll hold the party in the street and entice Frazzled out with guns, women, and off-topic conversations.
Rum and nachos. The weiner dogs request fajitas and milk, and some nice popcorn. Just don't let their get near your face. Their breath will make you pass out.
rubiksnoob wrote:Eh. .Frazzmas. . . not really feeling it. And Frazzled Day is just kind of wimpy.
I propose:
........................................................... FRAZZFEST ...........................................................
I like Frazzfest!
Weiners
Well we have the Yoda of weiner dogs. TBone is ancient, delicate, mean, ornery, constantly growling like our own personal alien, nearly blind, and is the only dog to actually pick me vs. me it. Plus he does the Happy Dance! (TM)
As importantly, you cannot stay sad or mad or bad when you see a weiner dog walking. Its just too funny.
rubiksnoob wrote:Eh. .Frazzmas. . . not really feeling it. And Frazzled Day is just kind of wimpy.
I propose:
........................................................... FRAZZFEST ...........................................................
You have waaaay to much free time, Snoob.
Also, I second the motion, As long as Frazzled explains why he is obsessed with wiener dogs. Is it their body shape, or that they fit snug into must hot-dog buns?
Frazzfest, Frazzaka, Frazzmas, Frazza, anyway you say it it means alcohol, shotguns, weiner dogs, armed weiner dogs, southern cooking, and most certainly off topic conversations.
Due to the absurd nature of some of the conversations they could potentialy be like like having a rave...IN...YOUR...MIND!
rubiksnoob wrote:Eh. .Frazzmas. . . not really feeling it. And Frazzled Day is just kind of wimpy.
I propose:
........................................................... FRAZZFEST ...........................................................
You have waaaay to much free time, Snoob.
Also, I second the motion, As long as Frazzled explains why he is obsessed with wiener dogs. Is it their body shape, or that they fit snug into must hot-dog buns?
Well what else am I going to do in programming class?
WarOne wrote:Someone should start complining all the things we should put into Frazzfestmas.
List of things to do at Frazzfest
1. Play Warmachine on Rock Band 3
2. Hire Strippers dressed in wiener dog costumes
3. Get booze
4. Not enough booze. We need more Booze.
5. Shoot at people drunkenly
6. Forcefully take over the state of Texas using the skills of Ghengis Connie
7. Contest: How many buns can a weinerdog fit into?
I support any action pretaining to the celebration of Frazzled. Even being a member of DOOMFART (which I joined/was founded on my birthday), I don't want armed weiner dogs invading my house.
The Weiner Legions approve this thread, and will offer their full support after a weeklong nap. Being petted and coo'd over by 200 girl scouts will wear a weiner dog out.
KingCracker wrote:All I did was ask myself this question.
What is better to celebrate on the 31st? Candy and poor costumes? Or guns and explosions? Since I love the 4th, this can easily be July 4th redue
Wait, why be an either/or. There is no reason one cannoty enjoy guns and explosions while eating candy, in poor costumes. If its good enough for the Zombie Olympic games, it should be good enough for FrazFest.
Tim the Biovore wrote:Well Frazzled, do you approve of Halloweiner?
I assume this is a holidy involving dressing a weiner dog in a pope outfit and beseeching it to smite all cats?
For since nothing else happens on 10/31 aside from Frazzfest, I think we should nominate a second, lesser holiday and call it Hallowweiner as Tim the Biovore just invented.
The organizers had best elect a post festival clean up committee as this is sure to become a messy event.
Nobody wants to see Frazz go nuclear if his lawn is left in disarray.
WarOne wrote:For since nothing else happens on 10/31 aside from Frazzfest, I think we should nominate a second, lesser holiday and call it Hallowweiner as Goliath just invented.
WarOne wrote:For since nothing else happens on 10/31 aside from Frazzfest, I think we should nominate a second, lesser holiday and call it Hallowweiner as Goliath just invented.
Fixed that for you
Nope sorry. Too late. Already petitioned every single mod to erase your prior post to Tim's and make Tim the official creator of Halloweiner.
If you want, we can make a tertiary holiday and call it Holloweiner, where weiner dogs are hollowed out, stuffed, filled with candy, and hit with sticks in order to get at candy.
WarOne wrote:Someone should start complining all the things we should put into Frazzfestmas.
List of things to do at Frazzfest
1. Play Warmachine on Rock Band 3
2. Hire Weiner dogs dressed as strippers 3. Get booze
4. Not enough booze. We need more Booze.
5. Shoot at people drunkenly
6. Forcefully take over the state of Texas using the skills of Ghengis Connie
7. Contest: How many buns can a weinerdog fit into?
fixed.
Also no.7 that's not the kind of fun I would expect at any party.................
You dare insult the greatness of the weiner dog by dressing them as strippers? You sir are sitting in the dunking booth, and by dunking booth I mean the traditional carnival dunking booth except its filled with hot dog-biscuit batter which will later be cooled and fed to the weiner dog gods. Also, we use a shotgun to it the target not a wimpy little ball.
Okay so that's number 9: Sacrifice to the Weinerdog gods in a fun manner(for the non sacrificed).
10: M1 Abrams drag races, that's right don't forget to bring your suped up M1 Abrams if you don't have one Frazzled may have one you can borrow for a fee.
11: Weiner dog rodeo, not what it sounds like. In Frazzfest you don't ride weiner dog, weiner dog rides you.
12: Carnival games; remember that little game where you used an airgun to shoot little metal ducks? Well replace the airgun with an RPG and the metal ducks with Volkswagen Beetles. The basketball game is now a hand grenade tossed into gopher hole. Skeeball is still the same.
13: Rename Texas somehow using "frazz", "wiener dog", "dachsund", "ghengis connie", or "booze".
14: Work on a constitution for the new country that is comprised of the renamed state of Texas.
At the end of Frazzfest we have to give the state of Texas back though or else there won't be anything to do next year.
halonachos wrote:You dare insult the greatness of the weiner dog by dressing them as strippers? You sir are sitting in the dunking booth, and by dunking booth I mean the traditional carnival dunking booth except its filled with hot dog-biscuit batter which will later be cooled and fed to the weiner dog gods. Also, we use a shotgun to it the target not a wimpy little ball.
They love it, they are the jersey shore of dogbreeds.
halonachos wrote:You dare insult the greatness of the weiner dog by dressing them as strippers? You sir are sitting in the dunking booth, and by dunking booth I mean the traditional carnival dunking booth except its filled with hot dog-biscuit batter which will later be cooled and fed to the weiner dog gods. Also, we use a shotgun to it the target not a wimpy little ball.
Okay so that's number 9: Sacrifice to the Weinerdog gods in a fun manner(for the non sacrificed).
10: M1 Abrams drag races, that's right don't forget to bring your suped up M1 Abrams if you don't have one Frazzled may have one you can borrow for a fee.
11: Weiner dog rodeo, not what it sounds like. In Frazzfest you don't ride weiner dog, weiner dog rides you.
12: Carnival games; remember that little game where you used an airgun to shoot little metal ducks? Well replace the airgun with an RPG and the metal ducks with Volkswagen Beetles. The basketball game is now a hand grenade tossed into gopher hole. Skeeball is still the same.
13: Rename Texas somehow using "frazz", "wiener dog", "dachsund", "ghengis connie", or "booze".
14: Work on a constitution for the new country that is comprised of the renamed state of Texas.
At the end of Frazzfest we have to give the state of Texas back though or else there won't be anything to do next year.
why not keep Texas as frazz land, and have a rowdy party next year on some poor unsuspecting states turf? I mean there's probably some better places for M1 Abrams races.. I vote for Utah.
Well Utah does have a lot of flat land and sand which could generate really awesome dust clouds behind the tanks. The question we'd need to find out though is, will Utah dirt stand up to M1's doing doughnuts?
This is going to be great! The movies were terrible but I actually prefer those really badly edited horrors. Look, they can't even spell 'resurrection'!
Arctik_Firangi wrote:This is going to be great! The movies were terrible but I actually prefer those really badly edited horrors. Look, they can't even spell 'resurrection'!
I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out.
Frazzled wrote:Well Utah does have a lot of flat land and sand which could generate really awesome dust clouds behind the tanks. The question we'd need to find out though is, will Utah dirt stand up to M1's doing doughnuts?
Who cares? If the utah'ens don't like their landscape being carved up by high speed armour then they should have put up more resistance in trying to stop the party.
What about Arizona? It has a dry heat and a Grand Canyon that we can jump using suped up M1 Abrams. Think about it, if you make it you're awesome if not, just hope you don't land upside down.
halonachos wrote:What about Arizona? It has a dry heat and a Grand Canyon that we can jump using suped up M1 Abrams. Think about it, if you make it you're awesome if not, just hope you don't land upside down.
Its an excuse for a really big ass ramp. Its also an excuse to strap a rocket or two to the tank for added lift, and by rocket I mean Atlas Missile.
If you fellows are looking for a place to race M1 Abrams,I'd like to nominate the entire Smyrna/Marietta area in Ga.
Two towns entirely devoid of anything but tract malls...grind them to rubble I say.
15: M1 Abrams modification.
16: Really big ass ramp build-off
17: Jumping the Grand Canyon in M1 Abrams with ICBM's attached to them*
18: Making fun of those without ICBM's attached to their M1 Abrams.
19: Making fun of those who didn't make it and celebrating those who did.**
*Bonus points if you hit Canada***
**If you don't make it you have to leave Frazzfest although you do get a complementary "golden weiner dog" statue.****
***Frazzfest is not responsible for any damages or international relations issues caused by launching Abram's outfitted with ICBM's into Canada ****"Golden Weiner Dog" statue is actually a bomb.
halonachos wrote:15: M1 Abrams modification.
16: Really big ass ramp build-off
17: Jumping the Grand Canyon in M1 Abrams with ICBM's attached to them* 18: Making fun of those without ICBM's attached to their M1 Abrams.
19: Making fun of those who didn't make it and celebrating those who did.**
*Bonus points if you hit Canada*** **If you don't make it you have to leave Frazzfest although you do get a complementary "golden weiner dog" statue.****
***Frazzfest is not responsible for any damages or international relations issues caused by launching Abram's outfitted with ICBM's into Canada ****"Golden Weiner Dog" statue is actually a bomb.
Well if we hitch up enough ICBMS, we can skip right over Canada and land in Germany. Pick up some quality brewskies, rocket to Italy for some Pizza, and hit the BIG RED BUTTON to launch our rocket powered tank into orbit.
That'll teach dem Leichtensteinians not to mess with Texas. Who's bringing the queso? We'll need about a pool full, I get hungry between snacks nomnomnom!
Frazzled wrote:Well if we hitch up enough ICBMS, we can skip right over Canada and land in Germany. Pick up some quality brewskies, rocket to Italy for some Pizza, and hit the BIG RED BUTTON to launch our rocket powered tank into orbit.
That'll teach dem Leichtensteinians not to mess with Texas. Who's bringing the queso? We'll need about a pool full, I get hungry between snacks nomnomnom!
Now that sounds like an idea. I'll bring the butter!
Hey diddle diddle, the dachsund and the vittle
The Abrams jumped over the moon
The mod named Frazz laughed to see such sport
and the weiner dog ran away with the food.
Halon had built hismelf up into a small rage by the time the group managed to get back to the hotel. When the tank hatch opened up, a string of mismatched profanity and sentiments came from the tank.
"Fething arsehole russians, getting all up in my fething gak. Invading arseholes, parking their fething APC's in the middle of the fething gakky road, like they own the damn place. Piece of gak APC's, gakking up the road and fething up my plan." Halon continued to shout at the tank in front of him.
Halon tried to calm himself down before entering the hotel lobby. He didn't want to act like that in front of the others, it would be bad to see the guy in charge acting this way.
Opening the door he could see Mace waiting for him with what was hopefully good news.
"The other group managed to nab some books while they were out, no contact unlike your expedition I heard." Mace said patting Halon on the back.
"Yeah," Halon said looking absent mindedly back at the door to the garage, "we don't know what they were doing there out in the middle of nowhere. They usually like looting government installations you know."
"Well, like they always say 'Does a bear gak in the woods?'" Mace said and Halon looked back at him before he got it.
"Oh," Halon said, "they were taking a dump."
"Most likely," Mace said "the other group noticed that they like to travel in groups of two APC's and they take communal breaks. Usually one in each APC and the rest taking turns."
"You know Mace," Halon began feeling better now that he had this new information "you remind me a lot of old Shadow and Tomb."
"Old Shadow?" Mace asked confused.
"Yeah, before he got bumped on the head and went looney." Halon said walking off to the communications room to listen to more garbled transmissions.
halonachos wrote:Halon had built hismelf up into a small rage by the time the group managed to get back to the hotel. When the tank hatch opened up, a string of mismatched profanity and sentiments came from the tank.
"Fething arsehole russians, getting all up in my fething gak. Invading arseholes, parking their fething APC's in the middle of the fething gakky road, like they own the damn place. Piece of gak APC's, gakking up the road and fething up my plan." Halon continued to shout at the tank in front of him.
Halon tried to calm himself down before entering the hotel lobby. He didn't want to act like that in front of the others, it would be bad to see the guy in charge acting this way.
Opening the door he could see Mace waiting for him with what was hopefully good news.
"The other group managed to nab some books while they were out, no contact unlike your expedition I heard." Mace said patting Halon on the back.
"Yeah," Halon said looking absent mindedly back at the door to the garage, "we don't know what they were doing there out in the middle of nowhere. They usually like looting government installations you know."
"Well, like they always say 'Does a bear gak in the woods?'" Mace said and Halon looked back at him before he got it.
"Oh," Halon said, "they were taking a dump."
"Most likely," Mace said "the other group noticed that they like to travel in groups of two APC's and they take communal breaks. Usually one in each APC and the rest taking turns."
"You know Mace," Halon began feeling better now that he had this new information "you remind me a lot of old Shadow and Tomb."
"Old Shadow?" Mace asked confused.
"Yeah, before he got bumped on the head and went looney." Halon said walking off to the communications room to listen to more garbled transmissions.
Wow...did you ever miss your intended target... I believe this post belongs over in the survivor games forum.
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or in this case FRAZZLWEEN.
