The problem is, if you tell yourself shes too good for you, youve already excepted that as fact. Knowing that youve caught her looking at you, means shes at least interested, and thats a start. Shoot if your too nervous to ask her out 1 on 1, say hey some of us are going to such and such after work wanna tag along?

The hardest thing about talking to someone, is saying the first word. After that it spills out, and is easy. Trust me man. Just tell your self youll do it, and youll do it. Nerd or not, you can do this!

I got a date with the one of the most popular girl in school, and I wore a dress in front of 300 people! Grow a pair, and ask her for some coffee! God, don't you have Starbucks where you are? (NEVER Dunkin Donuts. It's like telling her your going for Italian and driving to Domino's)

KingCracker wrote:The problem is, if you tell yourself shes too good for you, youve already excepted that as fact. Knowing that youve caught her looking at you, means shes at least interested, and thats a start. Shoot if your too nervous to ask her out 1 on 1, say hey some of us are going to such and such after work wanna tag along?

The hardest thing about talking to someone, is saying the first word. After that it spills out, and is easy. Trust me man. Just tell your self youll do it, and youll do it. Nerd or not, you can do this!

I'm not much into group situations. I just started working there, so I don't know any of the people there very well (other than this girl who looks very much like my Ex ).

Looks like I'm going to have to just play it by the ear and start saying hi, right?

Right.


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chowderhead13 wrote:I got a date with the one of the most popular girl in school, and I wore a dress in front of 300 people! Grow a pair, and ask her for some coffee! God, don't you have Starbucks where you are? (NEVER Dunkin Donuts. It's like telling her your going for Italian and driving to Domino's)

I don't like Coffee

Slarg232 wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:I got a date with the one of the most popular girl in school, and I wore a dress in front of 300 people! Grow a pair, and ask her for some coffee! God, don't you have Starbucks where you are? (NEVER Dunkin Donuts. It's like telling her your going for Italian and driving to Domino's)

I don't like Coffee

Damn. Alright, think Chowderhead, think... Got it! Do you live near a Cheesecake factory?

Just ask her for lunch to catch up. No tripping. That's seriously dumb.

Here you go:

"Oh, hey Sharon!"
"Hey slarg!"
"Hey, I like your shirt/dress/pants/shoes/earings/whatever."
"Oh, thanks!"
"Hey, you wouldn't want to go get lunch or something today would you? It'd be fun to catch up over pizza/sandwiches/coffee!"
"Sure, that'd be cool!"


BAM.

Here's the formula:
1. Smile and don't look awkward.
2. Complement something that she's wearing, doesn't matter what.
3. Casually ask her to lunch/coffee/whatever.
4. Don't ask for dating advice on a toy soldier forum!

chowderhead13 wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:I got a date with the one of the most popular girl in school, and I wore a dress in front of 300 people! Grow a pair, and ask her for some coffee! God, don't you have Starbucks where you are? (NEVER Dunkin Donuts. It's like telling her your going for Italian and driving to Domino's)

I don't like Coffee

Damn. Alright, think Chowderhead, think... Got it! Do you live near a Cheesecake factory?

No :(

I am in Nodak, nothing is up here. I'm just going to start waving to her at work, that will be it. Hopefully that will be enough.

Slarg232 wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:I got a date with the one of the most popular girl in school, and I wore a dress in front of 300 people! Grow a pair, and ask her for some coffee! God, don't you have Starbucks where you are? (NEVER Dunkin Donuts. It's like telling her your going for Italian and driving to Domino's)

I don't like Coffee

Damn. Alright, think Chowderhead, think... Got it! Do you live near a Cheesecake factory?

No :(

I am in Nodak, nothing is up here. I'm just going to start waving to her at work, that will be it. Hopefully that will be enough.

NO!

Slarg, Slarg, Slarg. . . waving without going up and talking is creepy. Don't be that guy!

rubiksnoob wrote:4. Don't ask for dating advice on a toy soldier forum!

I wouldn't have, but my Ex (still friends) had her birthday party today with her fiance, and my other best friend is not answering her phone ever.

Stop blithering, you fool!

If you think she's staring at you (and you should stop staring at her for long enough to actually figure out if she's actually staring independently at you), then ignore her. No winks, no waves, no prolonged gazing-matches. Don't give her the time of day to make up her own mind while you feth about panicking.

You'd better know by this point - and be able to say - what you actually find interesting about her other than "I think you might have been staring at me" and "you look like my ex-girlfriend". Sorted that one out yet?

No?

You're going to need to learn to think a bit faster then.

Blindside her. Get her off guard. Ask her straight up if she's got a free lunch or afternoon - soon - and back it up with a suggestion.

Don't drink coffee? Make it one of those trendy overpriced fruit-drink things they blend at the stall. Allergic to random fruits and grasses?

Think fast.

Get her out and get her to know you on your terms - no at-work-chit-chat until introductions are done, because if you want to make an impression, you're going to have to do something good.

And for chrissakes, never say 'ex-girlfriend' or anything similar around her. It's worse than irrelevant. It's suicide.

Slarg232 wrote:

KingCracker wrote:The problem is, if you tell yourself shes too good for you, youve already excepted that as fact. Knowing that youve caught her looking at you, means shes at least interested, and thats a start. Shoot if your too nervous to ask her out 1 on 1, say hey some of us are going to such and such after work wanna tag along?

The hardest thing about talking to someone, is saying the first word. After that it spills out, and is easy. Trust me man. Just tell your self youll do it, and youll do it. Nerd or not, you can do this!

I'm not much into group situations. I just started working there, so I don't know any of the people there very well (other than this girl who looks very much like my Ex ).

Looks like I'm going to have to just play it by the ear and start saying hi, right?

Right.


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chowderhead13 wrote:I got a date with the one of the most popular girl in school, and I wore a dress in front of 300 people! Grow a pair, and ask her for some coffee! God, don't you have Starbucks where you are? (NEVER Dunkin Donuts. It's like telling her your going for Italian and driving to Domino's)

I don't like Coffee

To damn bad, ask her out for coffee anyway.

I mean nothing at starbucks can rightly be called coffee anyway, and no one said you had to drink all of it.

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Stop blithering, you fool!

If you think she's staring at you (and you should stop staring at her for long enough to actually figure out if she's actually staring independently at you), then ignore her. No winks, no waves, no prolonged gazing-matches. Don't give her the time of day to make up her own mind while you feth about panicking.

You'd better know by this point - and be able to say - what you actually find interesting about her other than "I think you might have been staring at me" and "you look like my ex-girlfriend". Sorted that one out yet?

No?

You're going to need to learn to think a bit faster then.

Blindside her. Get her off guard. Ask her straight up if she's got a free lunch or afternoon - soon - and back it up with a suggestion.

Don't drink coffee? Make it one of those trendy overpriced fruit-drink things they blend at the stall. Allergic to random fruits and grasses?

Think fast.

Get her out and get her to know you on your terms - no at-work-chit-chat until introductions are done, because if you want to make an impression, you're going to have to do something good.

And for chrissakes, never say 'ex-girlfriend' or anything similar around her. It's worse than irrelevant. It's suicide.

I meant another girl looks like my Ex, not her.

Also, she has red hair Dyed, but still.....

It's not so much that I'm bad at talking to women, almost all of my friends are women, it's more of the fact that this girl knew more about me than I would like. And I haven't talked to her for a long time. Also.... I used to be kinda a freak.

Edit: Also, when I "panic" I don't "OH MAY GAWD OH MAY GAWD OH MAY GAWD!" I just kind of shut down and stare at ze floor.

You're waffling! Who cares what she/they/whoever thinks? Are you going to let them define who you are?

Shut up!

...

Speak!

If you used to be a freak then that's just a great contrasting tool to be used in your favour. She heard wrong, and you're going to educate her...

Dyed red hair you say? Me too... ... ahem. Distracted.

Are you saying that you've spoken to this girl before? If so, maybe she's just looking at you/approaching you because she already knows you?

What sort of freak were you? Trust me, certain girls will crush onto that sort of thing. It entirely depends on what sort of freak you were, but it's not necessarily a bad thing.

I say go for it. Go for it with the cunning of a wolf the courage of a bear and the speed of a lion.

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Speak!

If you used to be a freak then that's just a great contrasting tool to be used in your favour. She heard wrong, and you're going to educate her...

Dyed red hair you say? Me too... ... ahem. Distracted.

Are you saying that you've spoken to this girl before? If so, maybe she's just looking at you/approaching you because she already knows you?

What sort of freak were you? Trust me, certain girls will crush onto that sort of thing. It entirely depends on what sort of freak you were, but it's not necessarily a bad thing.

As in, I was a freak. Partially becuase I was the schools punching bag, partially because all the friends I had at the time were the kind that would jump ship the moment the popular kids did anything, but I started to lash out on everyone. Stabbing people with pencils (not enough to draw blood or anything, but still), shouting matches with Teachers, you name it. I basically became an animal to keep myself safe from most of the kids there. It wasn't for about 2 years after I moved away from that school that I started to calm back down.

Having said that, "Sharon" was never a part of making fun of me, at least not to my face, and I never really did anything to her, either.

And yes, I have already spoken with her, I grew up with her.


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Shadowbrand wrote:I say go for it. Go for it with the speed of a wolf the courage of a bear and the speed of a lion.

Speed from two animals?

Ment to say cunning.

Here is something that works for me.

When I get nervous while talking to a pretty girl I just remember the fact that my package is distinctly average in length and above average in girth, and the girth is what matters to most women according to polls... seriously self confidence shoots way up when I remember that.

Just keep your cool, stay calm and collected. You have a job and responsibilities; you are in control of your own destiny.

And look her in the face man, no point looking at the floor unless you’re going to comment on how cute her shoes look.

I just remember that I am awesome.

And that I as an Aussie am ready to take on a crocodile and snap its neck!

Then I also remember that if this doesn't work i'll just go fishing for more! (not really)

Her name is Sharon and she has dyed-red hair... okay, another question. What was her original hair colour?

Slarge232 wrote:Part of the problem is: I'm a nerd, she's kinda a punk. I play video games, she rides a skateboard. We are polar opposites, and I've already been verbally slapped by her best friend. I watch Animaniacs, she watches football.

KingCracker wrote:feth office romances. Seriously....feth um

If I didn't know any better I'd think this was a wind up post.
You will only ever get to know her if you talk to her. You went to the same school, you didn't grow up together, otherwise you would not be so scared.

TALK to her. Do NOT add her to your fracking Facebook friends without talking to her first! That's dumb. She's obviously waiting for you.

As Chowderhead says grow a pair and talk to her.

1. Whip out your tool the next time she sees you and say "This isn't gonna get hard by itself"
2. ??? ( )
3. PROFIT ( )

Vladsimpaler wrote:1. Whip out your tool the next time she sees you and say "This isn't gonna get hard by itself"
2. ??? ( )
3. PROFIT ( )

Yeah NO.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:1. Whip out your tool the next time she sees you and say "This isn't gonna get hard by itself"
2. ??? ( )
3. PROFIT ( )

Yeah NO.

Someone obviously doesn't live life on the edge

Vladsimpaler wrote:1. Whip out your tool the next time she sees you and say "This isn't gonna get hard by itself"
2. ??? ( )
3. PROFIT ( )

Vladsimpaler wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:1. Whip out your tool the next time she sees you and say "This isn't gonna get hard by itself"
2. ??? ( )
3. PROFIT ( )

Yeah NO.

Someone obviously doesn't live life on the edge

Well if by "living life on the edge" you mean running from the cops, then no I don't live a similar lifestyle.

Well, I work in the morning, hopefully she does too.

I plan on waving when I see her, wish me luck.

Edit: and if we get to talking, I'll tell her the truth, the reason I have been acting wierd is because she caught me off guard and I didn't know how to react.

Slarg232 wrote:Well, I work in the morning, hopefully she does too.

I plan on waving when I see her, wish me luck.

Don't wave, say "hi" and start a conversation.

Cheesecat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Well, I work in the morning, hopefully she does too.

I plan on waving when I see her, wish me luck.

Don't wave, say "hi" and start a conversation.

Oh I wiill, just not right off the bat. I will wait a few minutes so my boss doesn't think that I just came in to work just to talk to her, you know?

Slarg232 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Well, I work in the morning, hopefully she does too.

I plan on waving when I see her, wish me luck.

Don't wave, say "hi" and start a conversation.

Oh I wiill, just not right off the bat. I will wait a few minutes so my boss doesn't think that I just came in to work just to talk to her, you know?

I'm assuming your boss would think you came to work to work, because thats what you're being paid for and that chatting briefly to a girl you like is considered ok as long as it doesn't hamper your job.

Cheesecat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Well, I work in the morning, hopefully she does too.

I plan on waving when I see her, wish me luck.

Don't wave, say "hi" and start a conversation.

Oh I wiill, just not right off the bat. I will wait a few minutes so my boss doesn't think that I just came in to work just to talk to her, you know?

I'm assuming your boss would think you came to work to work, because that what you're being paid for and that chatting briefly to a girl you like is considered ok as long as it doesn't hamper your job.

In order to talk to her, I would have to either:

A) Yell halfway across the store (well, 15-20 feet, but still)

B) Stop what I'm doing and go out of my way by that 15-20 feet.

We work in different departments (she's a cashier, I'm a stockboy), so we don't see that much of eachother, but we do see a fair amount.

My Plan: If she is working her till tomorrow, I am going to wave, and if she waves back, I am going to walk up to her and ask her when she is taking her 15 minute lunch break (we are both part time, we don't get a 30 minute one ) and ask if she minded if I joined her. Sound like a Man's Plan?

Slarg232 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Well, I work in the morning, hopefully she does too.

I plan on waving when I see her, wish me luck.

Don't wave, say "hi" and start a conversation.

Oh I wiill, just not right off the bat. I will wait a few minutes so my boss doesn't think that I just came in to work just to talk to her, you know?

I'm assuming your boss would think you came to work to work, because that what you're being paid for and that chatting briefly to a girl you like is considered ok as long as it doesn't hamper your job.

In order to talk to her, I would have to either:

A) Yell halfway across the store (well, 15-20 feet, but still)

B) Stop what I'm doing and go out of my way by that 15-20 feet.

We work in different departments (she's a cashier, I'm a stockboy), so we don't see that much of eachother, but we do see a fair amount.

My Plan: If she is working her till tomorrow, I am going to wave, and if she waves back, I am going to walk up to her and ask her when she is taking her 15 minute lunch break (we are both part time, we don't get a 30 minute one ) and ask if she minded if I joined her. Sound like a Man's Plan?

Do B just have a brief chat and then get back to what you're doing unless this is grocery store or Wal-Mart, then no.

Yup, I know. This is a grocery store on a military base, I wasn't going to yell across it

Hell, I get stares because I was brought up in a military family and use "Wilco" and "Fubar" in my vocabulary.

Slarg232 wrote:Yup, I know. This is a grocery store on a military base, I wasn't going to yell across it

Hell, I get stares because I was brought up in a military family and use "Wilco" and "Fubar" in my vocabulary.

Feth I was hoping it wouldn't be a grocery store, then you're stalling a line-up at the cash register alright scratch plan B then. Do Military grocery stores have big line-ups?

Cheesecat wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:Yup, I know. This is a grocery store on a military base, I wasn't going to yell across it

Hell, I get stares because I was brought up in a military family and use "Wilco" and "Fubar" in my vocabulary.

Feth I was hoping it wouldn't be a grocery store, then you're stalling a line-up at the cash register alright scratch plan B then. Do Military grocery stores have big line-ups?

Oops, sorry, not grocery store, General store. My bad, I be tired.

But no, right off the bat is hardly ever busy, maybe 3 cashiers for four people roaming the store.


(In my defense, they both start with G.....)

Good plan. Don't depend on it.

I mean, chatting with someone on their break isn't such a huge deal that you ought to feel you need to ask her permission to be around. Get stuck in and talk to her, trying to find some common ground or gossip to converse upon. Social interaction 101. Don't try to pull any lines if you're not confident enough because it just comes off as creepy.

If you've known her for a while but have never really gotten to know her then that's a good excuse. Tell you find (common interest goes here) interesting and that you'd kick yourself for never getting to know her better - want to do (relevant activity) together some time?

It will get the point across without being pushy. She'll respond to your attention if she's interested. You want to get to know her too, of course. Don't be one of those guys who cracks on to 'pick up' - you'll do a lot better by your own self if you make sure she's 'your type' in the mean time!

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Good plan. Don't depend on it.

I mean, chatting with someone on their break isn't such a huge deal that you ought to feel you need to ask her permission to be around. Get stuck in and talk to her, trying to find some common ground or gossip to converse upon. Social interaction 101. Don't try to pull any lines if you're not confident enough because it just comes off as creepy.

If you've known her for a while but have never really gotten to know her then that's a good excuse. Tell you find (common interest goes here) interesting and that you'd kick yourself for never getting to know her better - want to do (relevant activity) together some time?

It will get the point across without being pushy. She'll respond to your attention if she's interested. You want to get to know her too, of course. Don't be one of those guys who cracks on to 'pick up' - you'll do a lot better by your own self if you make sure she's 'your type' in the mean time!

"Hey, what time are you going to lunch? Just wondering because maybe we could catch up with what has happened these last few years since we last saw eachother?"

Sound good?

if you two work the same shift invite her for an overpriced beverage after work one afternoon. i think that's been mentioned a couple times, but seems to bear repeating.

loranafaeriequeen wrote:if you two work the same shift invite her for an overpriced beverage after work one afternoon. i think that's been mentioned a couple times, but seems to bear repeating.

Not exactly: we both get there at random times and leave at random times, with different hours too. She may start work at 9 and get off at 2, but I'll get there and start at 9:30 and not get off until 3:30. It's all completely random because we are both the low little worker drones in our areas.

Maybe this isn't helpful, but why not when you do talk to her, before you leave, ask for her number. You can call her and go out over the weekends and have something to look forward to.


It that didn't do anything for you, just look her in the eyes alot. It really helps if you aren't looking around, and nervous like I am. When you show confidence, that is a plus. My mother always taught me to keep my head up, and I have been recently. This could work for you?

If none of those helped, sorry for wasting your time.

Phone might be too soon, though I will keep it in mind.

Heading off to work right now, hopefully she is working too. Wish me luck.

Taking relationship advice from a game forum is about as bad as taking advice on fighting from a game forum: bad idea.

Don't rehearse cony lines, don't fall down some stairs to get her attention, or any other foolishness.

Be yourself and simply talk to her.

Say hello when you can, maybe straight up ask her if she wants to go to lunch. Sincerity(even if awkward) is better then corny/fake acting.

IF she is interested you will soon know it, if not you will know that as well, and without having to out on some awkward show to get her attention...

CT GAMER wrote:Taking relationship advice from a game forum is about as bad as taking advice on fighting from a game forum: bad idea.

Don't rehearse cony lines, don't fall down some stairs to get her attention, or any other foolishness.

Be yourself and simply talk to her.

Say hello when you can, maybe straight up ask her if she wants to go to lunch. Sincerity(even if awkward) is better then corny/fake acting.

IF she is interested you will soon know it, if not you will know that as well, and without having to out on some awkward show to get her attention...

And your advice resembles most of the other wargamers advice, so maybe gamers do know what they're talking about when it comes to dating or you're no exception.

CT GAMER wrote:Taking relationship advice from a game forum is about as bad as taking advice on fighting from a game forum: bad idea.

Don't rehearse cony lines, don't fall down some stairs to get her attention, or any other foolishness.

Be yourself and simply talk to her.

Say hello when you can, maybe straight up ask her if she wants to go to lunch. Sincerity(even if awkward) is better then corny/fake acting.

IF she is interested you will soon know it, if not you will know that as well, and without having to out on some awkward show to get her attention...

But..... thats what I do! Im a goofy guy! I landed a second date with my wife (see.....my methods get you laid for life )

Good news: She was there.

Bad News: I never had the chance to talk to her, I got in at 12 and the store opens at 9, so we were really busy (she had four people in her line the entire time) and she left before I could go on my 15 minute lunch break.

Tomorrows the busiest day for us Stockers, thats when we get resupplied, so tomorrows not going to work either. And that's assuming I can even get to work, The winds are really picking up up here.

I'll get her soon, hopefully.

Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

Slarg232 wrote: And that's assuming I can even get to work, The winds are really picking up up here.

What, do you sail to work?

I still think my idea of sweeping her off her feet in a passionate embrace (leading into a passionate kiss, and maybe latter… more passion!) was a good one.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I still think my idea of sweeping her off her feet in a passionate embrace (leading into a passionate kiss, and maybe latter… more passion!) was a good one.

That only works in the movies.....

Asherian Command wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I still think my idea of sweeping her off her feet in a passionate embrace (leading into a passionate kiss, and maybe latter… more passion!) was a good one.

That only works in the movies.....

Movies are the closest I have ever come to romance

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I still think my idea of sweeping her off her feet in a passionate embrace (leading into a passionate kiss, and maybe latter… more passion!) was a good one.

That only works in the movies.....

Movies are the closest I have ever come to romance

Someone needs to go clubbing for their next birthday.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I still think my idea of sweeping her off her feet in a passionate embrace (leading into a passionate kiss, and maybe latter… more passion!) was a good one.

That only works in the movies.....

Movies are the closest I have ever come to romance

Someone needs to go clubbing for their next birthday.

I am 16 years old! I am going to go clubing?!?!?!??! Nah. I Am good guy. Who burns stuff, and catches people on fire and drowns the wild life, and hunts down rabbits and people for fun!

rubiksnoob wrote:

Slarg232 wrote: And that's assuming I can even get to work, The winds are really picking up up here.

What, do you sail to work?

No, NoDak is Flat, Montanna sucks, and Minnesota blows. Thus, it is very windy up here. Small cars, too.

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Slarg232 wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Slarg232 wrote: And that's assuming I can even get to work, The winds are really picking up up here.

What, do you sail to work?

No, NoDak is Flat, Montanna sucks, and Minnesota blows. Thus, it is very windy up here. Small cars, too.

That's why you should longboard-sail to work!

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

Thanks

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

Thanks

No problem.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

KingCracker wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

I don't get it.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

Ask? What? Here's how ya do it:

Cheesecat wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

I don't get it.

I get it XD.
Anyway Slarg. Just ask her out, but first get to know etc.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

KingCracker wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

No no no you misunderstood, hes going to his dream girls house, named righty. Sometimes she is busy so her sister lefty steps in

I don't get it.

I get it XD.
Anyway Slarg. Just ask her out, but first get to know etc.

Could you explain it to me?

PM sent.

Asherian Command wrote:PM sent.

Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't

encourage me.

Cheesecat wrote:
Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't encourage me.

Are you planning on telling them to this girl you're visiting?

You could report back so Slargy has a great example of what not to do.

Arctik_Firangi wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:
Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't encourage me.

Are you planning on telling them to this girl you're visiting?

You could report back so Slargy has a great example of what not to do.

Probably not, I try to act little less disgusting around girls although sometimes they find that kind of humor funny.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

If you've been friends with her for almost a year now, you are assuredly friend-zoned. Game over, try again?

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Same with me bro. It seems I cannot speak to the girl I like to. Damn this shyness! I laugh at how I can talk to everyone but this girl >.<

I however am going to my dream girl's place at 5pm tomorrow (if everything goes to plan).

Lucky. How should I do it? Become her friend or just straight out ask her?

1. Say "hi"
2. Start a conversation
3. Talk to her more and more often until get know her and feel comfortable around her, (in other words not a nervous wreck) this may take a few weeks. Also you should be able to safely say you're friends by the end of this stage.
4. Ask for her number and give yours.
5. Arrange a date to "hang-out".
6. Spend more time with her-out of school but don't do it so often, that you come across as obsessive unless you think it's to your benefit.

That is how you become friends with girl, I have yet to get in the girlfriend stage though also it helps that I've been friends with this girl for almost a year now. Hope that helps.

If you've been friends with her for almost a year now, you are assuredly friend-zoned. Game over, try again?

We weren't constantly friends for a year we left each other for about six months due to a big fight and then we re-friend each other, unfortunately you're probably right anyways it looks like another relationship that's going to have to die.

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:PM sent.

Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't

encourage me.

Hey I didnt get my thread locked. You weirdos did the job for me

KingCracker wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:PM sent.

Thanks that was pretty funny. Although I don't think KingCracker should be making comments about "waxing the brass candlestick" considering that's how his last thread got locked, and I still have plenty of fapping stories I want to tell. So don't

encourage me.

Hey I didnt get my thread locked. You weirdos did the job for me

I know, I'm just saying don't encourage me.

Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Well I have hit the second one for a long time.

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

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chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

Also, aren't you, like 14 Asherian? I am too, but batting for your own team? Really?

Ahh so thats where hes been. I thought it odd I hadnt seen him posting in a few days

Guys tend to get nervous as they're thinking way too far ahead (wanting to date, romance.. among other things). Dont do this, just act like she is some friend you havnt talked to in ages. Do what normal people do. Say "hi". Talk about the school days. Just chat. If you get along well, after a week or so, ask her out for coffee.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

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chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

Also, aren't you, like 14 Asherian? I am too, but batting for your own team? Really?

Uhh I'm 16..... not 14..... I have been playing this hobby for 10 years.

Asherian Command wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

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chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

Also, aren't you, like 14 Asherian? I am too, but batting for your own team? Really?

Uhh I'm 16..... not 14..... I have been playing this hobby for 10 years.

16? And still no Girlfriend? Hop on a plane to Vegas, baby! All your dreams will be there!

Anyway, Slarg, make time for her. If she is that important to you, eat a big breakfast and have a sandwich every hour for lunch.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

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chowderhead13 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:Did this thread turn into a Sex-fueled rave party while I wasn't here? And why the hell wasn't invited?

Yeah, I am not the one to give out advice right now, seeing as how I am only 3 steps ahead of Asherian.
(My first girlfriend dumped me 72 hours into our relationship after finding my 40k stuff In a box labeled "drugs and porn". Fun stuff.)

Masturbation isn't sex although I do talk about sex a lot on DakkaDakka, but unfortunately I'm still a virgin.

Most of us are... Except Slarg.... and GES

Speaking of GES, he apparently got banned. The man who broke Racism got banned. Over an accident. From GES's words he said this:

GES wrote:It was an actualy friend. He was too lazy to start an account, so I gave the one I first started but never used.

Clearly, a smart idea.

Also, aren't you, like 14 Asherian? I am too, but batting for your own team? Really?

Uhh I'm 16..... not 14..... I have been playing this hobby for 10 years.

16? And still no Girlfriend? Hop on a plane to Vegas, baby! All your dreams will be there!

Anyway, Slarg, make time for her. If she is that important to you, eat a big breakfast and have a sandwich every hour for lunch.

It's worse for me because I'm 17.

chowderhead13 wrote:

16? And still no Girlfriend? Hop on a plane to Vegas, baby! All your dreams will be there!

Anyway, Slarg, make time for her. If she is that important to you, eat a big breakfast and have a sandwich every hour for lunch.

Well My parents didn't allow me to date. It was a thing that all my siblings had to go through. Except I suffered some really really bad wounds from a couple years ago.
I just got interested in this one girl. That I want to date.
But eh what ever. I'll just take it slow.

The Bad News: She wasn't there today. Tomorrow I won't be able to go to work because of a Blizzard thats brewing in the entire midwest, and I probably won't be able to get out the door, much less an hour down the high way.

The Good News: I found out when the Cashiers all go to lunch, completely by accident. Assuming she works when I next, I be GOLDEN! (also, technically in the bad news, I found out that she isn't stuck at a set counter, so she might not always be able to look straight down at me :( )

Slarg232 wrote:The Bad News: She wasn't there today. Tomorrow I won't be able to go to work because of a Blizzard thats brewing in the entire midwest, and I probably won't be able to get out the door, much less an hour down the high way.

The Good News: I found out when the Cashiers all go to lunch, completely by accident. Assuming she works when I next, I be GOLDEN! (also, technically in the bad news, I found out that she isn't stuck at a set counter, so she might not always be able to look straight down at me :( )

yeah I heard about that. jesus the storm has yet to come. It rained all day...

Slarg232 wrote:The Bad News: She wasn't there today. Tomorrow I won't be able to go to work because of a Blizzard thats brewing in the entire midwest, and I probably won't be able to get out the door, much less an hour down the high way.

The Good News: I found out when the Cashiers all go to lunch, completely by accident. Assuming she works when I next, I be GOLDEN! (also, technically in the bad news, I found out that she isn't stuck at a set counter, so she might not always be able to look straight down at me :( )

Ah, you've been doing your homework. Excellent pre-stalking!

Arctik_Firangi wrote:
Ah, you've been doing your homework. Excellent pre-stalking!

Hey, Stalking is an ugly word, I prefer Obsessive Shadowing.

And besides, it's not like I'm going out of my way to find this stuff out. I was hungry and took my lunch a little earlier than usual, so that's how I found out when they went to lunch, and people keep putting the wrong things on my cart, so thats how I found out she doesn't have to work the same till all the time.

Slarg232 wrote:
Hey, Stalking is an ugly word, I prefer Obsessive Shadowing.

Sigged.

Oh my god Slarg, all these pages and advice and you STILL havnt talked to her? WTF is the hold up buddy? Dear lord Im about to jump on a plane and pick this chick up just on principle.

I asked out one of my managers when I was 17 once. She was 28. Was it nerve racking? Yes. Was it worth it? Hell yes. She was a full blown red head from Ireland no less. Just take the damn risk already!

No worries, I am just waiting for the right opportunity. I would have today, but the storm kept me at home (it was a category 3 Tornado, for those of you who didn't know, strongest one we have ever had). Tomorrow I go down to get my car looked at on my day off, and Friday I will be all over her like a fat kid on twinkies.

That sounded better in my head.....

Are you calling me fat?


Sorry thats my response to any and all fat jokes. Its like breathing yanno. Well ok Ill hold off til Saturday man. But if I look on here and see no progress, Saturday Im on a plane and will be mackin your girl something fierce! As long as shes of legal age. Otherwise this conversation might continue from jail

KingCracker wrote:Are you calling me fat?


Sorry thats my response to any and all fat jokes. Its like breathing yanno. Well ok Ill hold off til Saturday man. But if I look on here and see no progress, Saturday Im on a plane and will be mackin your girl something fierce! As long as shes of legal age. Otherwise this conversation might continue from jail

She be 18, though I might be continuing this conversation from jail if you muscle in on my territory

Slarg232 wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Are you calling me fat?


Sorry thats my response to any and all fat jokes. Its like breathing yanno. Well ok Ill hold off til Saturday man. But if I look on here and see no progress, Saturday Im on a plane and will be mackin your girl something fierce! As long as shes of legal age. Otherwise this conversation might continue from jail

She be 18, though I might be continuing this conversation from jail if you muscle in on my territory

So funny so funny.
Get serious now. And ask the damn girl already!

(sigh)

Right, now you've even made ME get involved! This ends now.


OP
She's a person. Just a person. A female person, but still a person. Her ego is just as fragile as yours, perhaps more so. She's a girl - despite appearances, their confidence is built on shifting sand. There is absolutely no reason for you NOT to go up and speak to her right now. In fact there's an excellent chance she's wondering why the feth this bloke she went to school with and grew up with isn't coming up to say 'hi'. Don't think of her as a possible sexual partner - that's advanced stuff, young Jedi! Just treat her like a bro. She'll appreciate you for it.

Do the following:

Walk up to her with a quizzical look on your face, like the one Mr. Obama is wearing in the pic below.


Why? Because you want her to think that the reason you didn't come up and talk to her before was because you weren't sure it was her, instead of being because you are a dick who isn't interested in talking to someone you went to school with (not saying this IS the case, but she might think it).

Say: 'Oh! It IS you... I wasn't sure! (*laugh* - carefree friendly, NOT nervous pervert) You look awesome! I hardly even RECOGNISE you! How are you doing? (you MAY even ask about her family at this point - ONLY IF YOU'VE MET THEM! ) Sorry I didn't come up to you before - I didn't want to make an ass out of myself if it wasn't you! *laugh*' (she will probably chuckle at this point, too)
The exclamation marks are intentional. You should sound pleasantly surprised, perhaps even a little bit excited, to see your old friend. But don't overdo it or you'll look like a horny teenager who's never spoken to a woman in his life. It has to be believable. YOU must believe it.

Don't be afraid to tell her she looks great. It won't sound weird. Women LOVE to be told that, especially if they're in their work scruffs. If you time it correctly (right after you've sort of said 'OH HAI!!'), don't sound like a pervert by making it sound too sexual, and don't be too specific ('your hair is amazing!!1!!' could sound creepy if you don't know her well - best avoid stuff like that), it will give her a real boost and she'll decide there and then that she likes this person. The nature of her 'like' for you is up to you to build on over the coming days. Get in nice and early with an offer of lunch or coffee. Don't take ages over this or you will most certainly end up in the Dreaded Friend Zone. Take it to drinks or dinner (cinema etc.) out somewhere after you've done this, preferably RIGHT after, whilst the memory of the good, fun time she had with you is still fresh in her mind.


This has been Charm 101. Trust me, I'm British.


It's in-built.

Good luck.

You should just get one of them hidden ear pieces and let Albatross feed you stuff through it as you talk to her like Hitch. Puncture repair kit on standby.

whatwhat wrote:You should just get one of them hidden ear pieces and let Albatross feed you stuff through it as you talk to her like Hitch.

Nah, he should get Gailbraithe to do it:

'So, it's been a while, huh? How's it go- IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUEXCREMENTFACISTSEVERWHERE!!!!1!!one!!1!hitler!!!

Puncture repair kit on standby.

Do I have to have seen Hitch to get this joke? Because I haven't, and I don't.

Slarg my boy, get some confidence flowing.

It is simple don't over think it just start a conversation about something useless. Work is going so slow eh? So hows life? Is your sister/brother/mother still a X? (I dont care who you are or how rich or stupid never ever say slut or whore for X lol)

You really don't have to get the big moment going before you speak normally.

If you want to ask her to coffee or a movie or that hit out with that line last. It has been ages since we talked, care to go out for coffee or something to catch up? and pass it off as just a simple question. No going red at the face, fluttering or dying of embarrassment.


(was that any help at all or should I have read the last 4 pages?)

Slarg232 wrote:So, here is the situation I need help with basically:

I have worked at a job for the past week or so. It's a good job, only problem I have with it is the hour long drive to get there and back. Or at least it was. Basically, this girl I knew grewing up (As in, since Kindergarten until 6th grade) got a job there. I haven't seen nor talked to her in 6-7 years, but she recognizes me and I recognized her when she went in to apply. We are both kind of staring at each other while we are working, and I can tell she wants to talk to me, or at least is shy around me.

She has kind of approached me twice, but I kinda panicked. I am kinda starting to panic.

Dakka, what should I do?

Am I missing something here? Most normal people who meet someone they know at work go up to them and say hi. If you fancy her,k then that's a seperate issue, but why are you finding it so hard to just go up to her and say "Hi (insert name), it's been a long time, how's it going?"

Why the panic when she walked up to you? So you fancy her, so what? That's should have nothing to do with having a normal conversation. If you were building up the courage to ask her out, that I can understand.

Albatross wrote:

whatwhat wrote:You should just get one of them hidden ear pieces and let Albatross feed you stuff through it as you talk to her like Hitch.

Nah, he should get Gailbraithe to do it:

'So, it's been a while, huh? How's it go- IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUEXCREMENTFACISTSEVERWHERE!!!!1!!one!!1!hitler!!!

Puncture repair kit on standby.

Do I have to have seen Hitch to get this joke? Because I haven't, and I don't.

As in, the inevitable conclusion of you playing hitch for Slarg123.


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See? We can play nice when we want to!

Albatross gives bad advice, ignore him, listen to me.

Going over and saying "hi!" takes some confidence in itself, maybe your not the kinda guy who finds that easy.. women like compliments, so you have to try and give her one (fnaar fnaar) in a non sexual way, so try this one.

Talking about the weather is always an easy one to break the ice, and can be said to anyone, so it doesnt look pervy, try this.

You.. "Man its hot today!"

Her.. "I know! isnt it?"

You.. "Ye dont sweat much for a fat lass"

Putty in your hands.

Matty, your idea of a chat-up line is throwing hot chips in a girls face, so....

No worries, I will talk to her. I just need to go to work sometime. (haven't seen her in a few days.)

mattyrm wrote:Albatross gives bad advice, ignore him, listen to me.

Going over and saying "hi!" takes some confidence in itself, maybe your not the kinda guy who finds that easy.. women like compliments, so you have to try and give her one (fnaar fnaar) in a non sexual way, so try this one.

Talking about the weather is always an easy one to break the ice, and can be said to anyone, so it doesnt look pervy, try this.

You.. "Man its hot today!"

Her.. "I know! isnt it?"

You.. "Ye dont sweat much for a fat lass"

Putty in your hands.

uhhh. HUH That is not good advice.

Talk about the crazy weather you've been haveing lately over there.

But seriously.....

Yesterday, I woke up at 6:00 by the wind, we had a good two feet of snow in the driveway, it took us an hour to shovel it all off, and within two hours had two more feet of snow piled up. Semi Trucks were getting blown off roads (or so my dad says, he actually had to go to work). Today was beautiful though, so tomorrow I should be able to go to work and report back on how it went

You said you needed advice 'badly' so that immediately puts me in the frame. First of all don't be obssesive, imagining all the scenarios means they are less likely to happen (As a side note a girl can always tell if you have been fapping furiously while thinking about them, it's their sixth sense). Second of all you can get away with a Facebook friend request after just one conversation, you could mention your blizzards or whatever. From the facebook 'beach-head' you can start by 'liking' her links/statuses (only ones you genuinely like tho) then commenting on them and eventually if you start to get a good back and forth try some FB chat, these should build your confidence for real life interaction. Then invite her out for a drink and slap her across the face with your willy.... DONE!!!! I accept cheques....

You guys are a bunch of chodes, holy crap. Albatross and I are the only ones who have given you some form of advice. fething sack up dude.


Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.

Vladsimpaler wrote:You guys are a bunch of chodes, holy crap. Albatross and I are the only ones who have given you some form of advice. fething sack up dude.


Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.

But it helps prevent pre-mature ejaculation.

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.

I've never found masturbation to make me less lustful.

Cheesecat wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.

I've never found masturbation to make me less lustful.

sadly that is the truth.

Asherian Command wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Oh and stop masturbating. Gives you less drive to go after girls. Seriously. I've gone without it for at least 3 weeks now and I notice when I don't spank I always do better with the ladies anyhow.

I've never found masturbation to make me less lustful.

sadly that is the truth.

ASHERIAN!!!!

WILL KILL YOU IF YOU BAN ANOTHER THREAD WITH FETHING MASTUBATION!!!!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. Ok ok ok.
it wasn't me who started it D:

Well, I got to talking to her, but got put into the "friend zone", which could work either way, to tell the truth.

I went to lunch, and five minutes later, she did. We got to talking, and she seemed kinda defensive, and I was getting discouraged, so I left without asking for her number or anything. Well, when I was signing out, she walked into the back, and we got to talking again. When I turned to leave, she apologized for her defensiveness, saying she thought I was just talking to her solely to get her number for "one good night", and that she had "just gotten out of a terrible relationship and wasn't ready for another, and she was happy I didn't make a pass at her." I told her that of course I didn't, girls have cooties and she laughed at that, so that is good at least.

So, It's a foul ball, I still have a strike, but I still hit the ball, too.

Slarg232 wrote:Well, I got to talking to her, but got put into the "friend zone", which could work either way, to tell the truth.

I went to lunch, and five minutes later, she did. We got to talking, and she seemed kinda defensive, and I was getting discouraged, so I left without asking for her number or anything. Well, when I was signing out, she walked into the back, and we got to talking again. When I turned to leave, she apologized for her defensiveness, saying she thought I was just talking to her solely to get her number for "one good night", and that she had "just gotten out of a terrible relationship and wasn't ready for another, and she was happy I didn't make a pass at her." I told her that of course I didn't, girls have cooties and she laughed at that, so that is good at least.

So, It's a foul ball, I still have a strike, but I still hit the ball, too.

Slarg232 wrote:Well, I got to talking to her, but got put into the "friend zone", which could work either way, to tell the truth.

I went to lunch, and five minutes later, she did. We got to talking, and she seemed kinda defensive, and I was getting discouraged, so I left without asking for her number or anything. Well, when I was signing out, she walked into the back, and we got to talking again. When I turned to leave, she apologized for her defensiveness, saying she thought I was just talking to her solely to get her number for "one good night", and that she had "just gotten out of a terrible relationship and wasn't ready for another, and she was happy I didn't make a pass at her." I told her that of course I didn't, girls have cooties and she laughed at that, so that is good at least.

So, It's a foul ball, I still have a strike, but I still hit the ball, too.

There you go man!
Now we need Cheese Cat to fix himself.

I sense much promise if she just got out of a bad relationship, as long as you don't act like a total douche and don't push your luck too early I think you have a good chance.

Also

Sounds like a plan to me, that.

Talk about masturbation it seems to be a common conversation starter on DakkaDakka, maybe you'll start a great conversation with her.

IT LIIIIIIIIIVES!

Changed OP with a different scenario I am having trouble with. Blasted women.

Grah Women. complicated creatures... sometimes it's just better to leave them be !

I wish you the best of luck with your lady either way man !

(edited straight away... damn a few JD and cokes can change a man's intelligence alright )

Although I do have to say...

Slarg232 wrote:All I really remember is, back when we were little, we used to beat on each other. From what my mom told me, she would hit me 20 times, and it would finally piss me off so much that I would smack her back. Honestly, I don't even remember that.

Dakka, what should I say?

Violence Against Women. Turkey Says A-Okay!

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Although I do have to say...

Slarg232 wrote:All I really remember is, back when we were little, we used to beat on each other. From what my mom told me, she would hit me 20 times, and it would finally piss me off so much that I would smack her back. Honestly, I don't even remember that.

Dakka, what should I say?

Violence Against Women. Turkey Says A-Okay!

In my defense, I was like 4 at the time

Also, would you rather I made a brand new thread about it?

Slarg232 wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Although I do have to say...

Slarg232 wrote:All I really remember is, back when we were little, we used to beat on each other. From what my mom told me, she would hit me 20 times, and it would finally piss me off so much that I would smack her back. Honestly, I don't even remember that.

Dakka, what should I say?

Violence Against Women. Turkey Says A-Okay!

In my defense, I was like 4 at the time

Also, would you rather I made a brand new thread about it?

Personally I think you should start a new thread, as this one isn't really related to that issue anymore.