Monster Rain wrote:I have long believed that wiener dogs actually are aliens.
Strangely Team Weinie is silent on the issue...
On the positive I've been informed Grandpa inlaw Frazzled squared off against TBone yesterday over whether or not TBone could dumpster dive on some outgoing trash. I'm visualizing ancient college linebacker/oilman at 260 lbs vs. ancient 8 lb weiner dog. Teeth were beared. TBone beared his teeth too.
Tonight I will be making a sauce for pasta containing, amongst other things, roughly 6oz of cheese. It has been determined on previous occasions to be delicious.
I am rather enjoying a bottle of Fursty Ferret. Now that's an ale that goes down smoothly.
Now, if only I had a plate of my favourite Applewood Smoked Cheddar with some crackers to go along, this would be just great.
Aliens are kinda cool, I guess. They've got that whole xenomorph thing going on, and they can run around just fine despite not having eyes. Man, them Aliens are hardcore.
Hey guys...What If we made a weiner dog that shot cheese bullets from it's mouth....
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Kilkrazy wrote:Master Chief vs Samus Aran
SO MUCH FETHING WIN. I ALMOST CAME when samus used her thrusting boots to shoot master chief downwards. I used to do that with gundams like 10 years ago
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Asherian Command wrote:I think here name Is Rosie. But I can't remember her last name. But she and your gf are the only red heads I have liked so far XD.
Anyway I will search and find the best videos of this week!
Make sure those videos contained within that statement involve booze, cheese, weiner dogs, aliens, or guns.
Asherian Command wrote:I think here name Is Rosie. But I can't remember her last name. But she and your gf are the only red heads I have liked so far XD.
Anyway I will search and find the best videos of this week!
Make sure those videos contained within that statement involve booze, cheese, weiner dogs, aliens, or guns.
We have standards in this thread.
She was holding beer. And the videos will contain red vs blue stuff or something like that.
Asherian Command wrote:I think here name Is Rosie. But I can't remember her last name. But she and your gf are the only red heads I have liked so far XD.
Anyway I will search and find the best videos of this week!
She's a fake red head. I think she's actually blonde, but I've yet to ask. I don't want her to feel like she did a bad job of dying it
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, I PRESENT GLOUCESTERSHIRE'S GREATEST SPORT: CHEESE ROLLING!
Basically, it involves running down a hill after some cheese.
I've actually climbed to the top of this hill, you know. Damn, but it's a steep one.
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!
Though officials say the Carnival Splendor was stranded at sea because of an engine room fire, only Weekly World News knows the real reason: it was captured by aliens!
According to eyewitness reports, the Carnival Splendor was nearly 200 miles off the coast of San Diego when it was abducted by UFOs.
“They came out of nowhere!” said Brandon Samulesson, a passenger aboard the Splendor and a witness to the UFO invasion. “All of a sudden these huge spaceships started flying overhead, shooting laser beams down onto the sundeck. These aliens were abducting people left and right! It was horrible!”
Claudia Sampson, a UFO researcher at the University of New Mexico said that a cruise ship is an easy target for an alien attack. “At sea, the ship has little guard against on coming attacks. It’s prime real estate for UFO invasions.”
Passengers aboard the ship were forced to live for five days without electricity, air conditioning, or flushing toilets. They survived by eating nothing but Pop-Tarts and Spam.
“My guess was that the whole thing was a cruel alien experiment,” said Dave Douglas, a passenger aboard the ship. “I think they wanted to sea how long humans could survive on nasty, prepackaged food. Well, I’ll tell you what – it wasn’t long before we were all heaving our guts overboard.”
Sources aboard the cruise ship describe the aliens as ten foot tall creatures with tentacles and fangs.
“I saw those aliens with my own eyes,” said Jack Treehorn, the ship’s captain. “They made me want to puke! Or maybe that was just the Pop Tarts and Spam I’ve been eating for the past five days.”
None of the passengers aboard the ship suffered injuries, although several cruisers were said to have been probed.
“That was the worst cruise I’ve ever been on,” said Brian Macelhose, a cruise passenger from Iowa. “There were fat, disgusting, barf-inducing creatures everywhere! And I’m not even talking about the aliens. I’m talking about the fat people on the topless deck!”
I guess the weiner dogs will have to resort to human flesh again.
Resort to? Long pig is a delicacy. A delicacy.
In other news the Shanker was discovered lounging on top the kitchen table, eating the boy's chips. Again.
"Get down you little er!"
(look of innocence)
"Get down you little er!"
(TBone barks from his hidden lair underneath a mound of blankets on the couch) "Keep it down losers!"
My great great great Grandpa Col. David Davidson Invented the Sniper Rifle. I think they were first used in the American Civil War. If you do some (wikipedia) research you will find numerous references to Davidson Rifles. True Story. Is a weiner dog a dog or a sausage? Cheese is rubbish and Expensive. Aliens are mean and have an unhealthy obsession with Probing, Do you think they prefer Cows or Humans?
Perkustin wrote:My great great great Grandpa Col. David Davidson Invented the Sniper Rifle. I think they were first used in the American Civil War. If you do some (wikipedia) research you will find numerous references to Davidson Rifles. True Story. Is a weiner dog a dog or a sausage? Cheese is rubbish and Expensive. Aliens are mean and have an unhealthy obsession with Probing, Do you think they prefer Cows or Humans?
Your ancestor has officialy earned the Ediin Medal of Badassitude and will be featured 6 weeks in a row at www.badassoftheweek.com.
Ediin wrote:There's 30 inches of snow outside my house now, in case anyone's interested.
I'm intrigued, but no blown away, as that much snow is expected for your area, is it not?
Anywho, I don't think you'll grab the attention of Samus, Asherian, and chowder as they are geared toward grabbing something else, if you know what I mean.
Ediin wrote:There's 30 inches of snow outside my house now, in case anyone's interested.
I'm intrigued, but no blown away, as that much snow is expected for your area, is it not?
Anywho, I don't think you'll grab the attention of Samus, Asherian, and chowder as they are geared toward grabbing something else, if you know what I mean.
Also, obligatory BEES!
I'm glad to be the first one to inform you that Sweden is nowhere as cold as, for example, Alaska, which is parallell to Sweden, due to the Gulf Stream. (lots of COMMA)
Ediin wrote:There's 30 inches of snow outside my house now, in case anyone's interested.
I'm intrigued, but no blown away, as that much snow is expected for your area, is it not?
Anywho, I don't think you'll grab the attention of Samus, Asherian, and chowder as they are geared toward grabbing something else, if you know what I mean.
Also, obligatory BEES!
I'm glad to be the first one to inform you that Sweden is nowhere as cold as, for example, Alaska, which is parallell to Sweden, due to the Gulf Stream. (lots of COMMA)
Also, I bow before your mighty bees.
Ahh, I didn't know that! The more one knows eh?
And thank you for bowing before the hive, it shall eventually engulf this thread
chowderhead13 wrote:I'm just doing it for the lulz. Watching these two sex addicts fight over pictures of boxxy makes me laugh.
Don't worry about it
Better they brawl for Boxxy preferred than say... Yotsuba, as that would make the situation more weird.
Those bees better be drunk, contain hidden guns, crossbred with aliens, or are the owners of weiner dogs. God help you if neither of the above four is true...
Warning this video contians foul language and should not be watched by anyone that is 12 and under and has never sweared in his life. Viewer Discretion is advisided
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My god you can do alot can't you...
