Shadowbrand wrote:Not anymore sadly. D:

This song is stuck in me brainhead




Damn Newfies and their catchy tunes!

Im upset the saints row 3 got pullled from e3. I understand they want to rebuild the tech and i can wait for spike awards in december. But i was looking forward too. Nothing really else for me in e3.
Also. doing well in my diet kinda. Went bad after my graduation and i have to fight the urge to eat when boeard. but when i do have a snakc its organic carrots. Got some cool models today. john archer enterprise. And an sikorsky skycrane.

I got accepted into my Interactive Digital media course!!!

*happy dance*

I still have to pay and stuff, but I totally can, cause I've got accepted

Drk_O
(or any aussie for that matter)

What time is it over there?
Just wondering since your last post says 7 (Dakka time)
At time of postings its 10:25 here.

It's currently 7:26pm by my clock

and 43 seconds according to the post

Hmm.. I was off slighty.
Thats earlier than I thought it might be.

WOHOO SAY GOODBYE TO UNEMPLOYMENT!

(I sincerely apologize for using caps)

Soladrin got a job? Doing what?

Well, I've got myself in a spot of bother. Some douchebag wants to knock my head in on monday, and it's all because I couldn't keep my mouth shut. This is basicaly how it went *screen goes wavy*:
Fauntleroy sitting on bench reading maths textbook. Douche and douches girlfreind walk up.
DOUCHE: Knocks book out of my hand Whatcha got there Raven boy?
FAUNT: Scrabbling on floor picking up book It's called a "Maths" book. See, it's got all these cool things called 'numbers', and then you add one number to another and get *gasp* another number-it really is quite fascinating. (bad move no.1)
DOUCHE'S GIRLFREIND: Giggles You're sooo uncool Fauntleroy.
FAUNT: Puts hand on heart and feigns surprise Oh, an arrow in my heart! Someone who can barely spell the wold has labelled me uncool! My life, it has no meaning anymore. (bad move no.2)
DOUCHE: What'cha saying about my Girl, newb?
(Now at this point, I should have just stood down, but my blood was up. A crowd's gathered by this time.)
FAUNT: I'm saying that maybe she should actually read something with more intellectual depth than a text.
RANDOM BYSTANDER: Hit 'im!
Douche brings arm to swing, but the bell go's. He leans in.
DOUCHE: Monday. You. Me. We finish this.
I just stare back at him.

Now, I'm no idiot. I know what'll happen If I go along-I get horribly horribly mashed. So I ain't turning up. But, I overheard the guy telling some of his lackys later to hunt me down If I don't go. So-if I go, Fauntleroy gets murderised. If I don't, Fauntleroy get's murderised. Still, could be worse.

It could be raining.


EDIT: I find it ironic that even though this started because I critisced someone for spelling, there are about 12 mistakes in this sentence .

Bring a weapon, a bat or something. Beat the gak out the douche.

Eat his babies little lord. YOU CAN DO EEET!

No, as there's no way out of it, beat the persons face into the floor. I dont endorse violence, but if he attacks you, go ape gak and make him scared.



Nothing's more unsettling for people to find the person you knocked down getting back up laughing.


School. Fun times.

This is where watching school fights pays off - If you watch them, you'll get to observe how someone fights so that if you end up against them, you'll be able to better predict their movements. Helped me more than once.

As it stands though, you've got two options. Let someone up top know. There's no reason you should have to fight this guy if you don't want to. In fact, these days (at least in Canada) you could charge him with uttering threats. And assault if he actually were to strike you. His buddies would be a lot slower to mess with you if you sent "Douche" to a juvenile correctional institute. Let the cops and the school deal with it. In 5...10...20 years, will it matter that you did the 'uncool' thing? I'm going to guess it won't.

Myself being a bit of a hothead, I'd probably end up going however. Even though I was aware of alternatives, I didn't want to lose face. It never paid off though, win or lose. Because I still got into as much trouble as the people I fought, and very little would change after. If you win, they'll say you just got lucky. If you lose, they'll rag on you more than ever. If you decide to go, then win or lose, keep standing up for yourself when he teases you. The second you just sit there and take it, it'll become worse than before.

Trust me though, in the long run, end result... not worth it.

Ahhh, but if you tell someone 'up top' you wont be branded as 'uncool'

People will think of you as a coward and a snitch. There will be ramifications which are horrible. And say, say you did send said kid to juvenile, which is unlikely in itself, his friends wouldn't stop picking on you. They'd be really. Really. Angry.

In all honesty do what you want little lord. High School is pointless anyways.

Glad I only got a year left. I will never look back. College is fun as balls though.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've got myself in a spot of bother. Some douchebag wants to knock my head in on monday, and it's all because I couldn't keep my mouth shut. This is basicaaly how it went *screen goes wavy*:
Fauntleroy sitting on bench reading maths textbook. Douche and douches girlfreind walk up.
DOUCHE: Knocks book out of my hand Whatcha got there Raven boy?
FAUNT: Scrabbling on floor picking up book It's called a "Maths" book. See, it's got all these cool things called 'numbers', and then you add one number to another and get *gasp* another number-it really is quite fascinating. (bad move no.1)
DOUCHE'S GIRLFREIND: Giggles You're sooo uncool Fauntleroy.
FAUNT: Puts hand on heart and feigns surprise Oh, an arrow in my heart! Someone who can barely speel the world has labelled me uncool! My life, it has no meaning anymore. (bad move no.2)
DOUCHE: What'cha saying about my Girl, newb?
(Now at this point, I should have just stood down, but my blood was up. A crowd's gathered by this time.)
FAUNT: I'm saying that maybe she should actually read something with more intellectual depth than a text.
RANDOM BYSTANDER: Hit 'im!
Douche brings arm to swing, but the bell go's. He leans in.
DOUCHE: Monday. You. Me. We finish this.
I just stare back at him.

Now, I'm no idiot. I know what'll happen If I go along-I get horribly horribly mashed. So I ain't turning up. But, I overheard the guy telling some of his lackys later to hunt me down If I don't go. So-if I go, Fauntleroy gets murderised. If I don't, Fauntleroy get's murderised. Still, could be worse.

It could be raining.

The proper way? Inform the principal.

The US way. Inform an attorney. Immediately sue him for intentional infliction of emotional distress.

The Texas way? Fire alarm+ambush him with group of raging nerds with whippy sticks=profit

The Frazzled way? A) Unleash heaping spoons of weiner dog crazed J-U-S-T-I-C-E!!!! or; B) have your wife/GF/Mom just run over him with the truck.

ghosty wrote:Ahhh, but if you tell someone 'up top' you wont be branded as 'uncool'

People will think of you as a coward and a snitch. There will be ramifications which are horrible. And say, say you did send said kid to juvenile, which is unlikely in itself, his friends wouldn't stop picking on you. They'd be really. Really. Angry.

AFAIK (And I'm sorry if I'm incorrect), you're in his age group. So of course doing the proper thing is bad in your eyes. Being called a coward and a snitch by schoolmates seems like the end of the world to you guys. Truth is, if he fights and loses he'll be seen as weak, and probably get it worse than before.

There will be ramifications which are horrible

Only if you -actually- care what other people think about you. Most teens are pretty self concious, so brushing things off might be easier said than done, but it's the better way to handle persistant little buggers like the guy in LLF's story. When he insults you, yawn and tell him you made better cracks in preschool.

And say, say you did send said kid to juvenile, which is unlikely in itself

Not really. When your face is covered in bruises and people saw the whole thing, it's pretty much an open and close assault case for the cops.

his friends wouldn't stop picking on you. They'd be really. Really. Angry.

I'm sure they'd be angry, but also a little afraid. He just made their friend disappear for a long time with very little effort and a few bruises to himself. What's stopping him from getting them too if they try anything? Kids like "douche" may be bellicose, and believe that all problems are best solved with a fist, but they aren't slowed. LLF has proved he can fend off teasing no problem. And so long as they know that he can get the police involved if they attack him, they won't do much more than give him the odd shove. Even them picking on him would become a big "Maybe".

I know how you guys think at that age. I was there only a few years ago too. But after your first year out of highschool, you'll quickly start to realize how little anything you did in there matters.

Ahhh it may be an open / close case, but you of course have to understand that kids having a fight at school does not warrant someone getting sent down. It just doesn't happen.

But your other points are fairly solid.

ghosty wrote:Ahhh it may be an open / close case, but you of course have to understand that kids having a fight at school does not warrant someone getting sent down. It just doesn't happen.

But your other points are fairly solid.

So hitting him with a truck is still out?
Tell MS13 he works for a rival cartel?
Explain to him that a fight on school is bad for the transcripts. Use small words so not to confuse him. Remember idiocracy isn't a movie, its a prophesy and you staring the proof in the face?

Forget him just go to class. Don't play his game (ambush him after is strictly optional).

Ambush with a sledge hammer?

I have to go with Metallifan here.

Now, I just graduated from HS not a month ago. I was a little loser kid, few friends, you know the drill. I live in a town of farmers, of which I think 50% of the population is inbreds, but thats a story of another day. These people are all sitting with an IQ somewhere between "toast" and "Rasin toast", and I think only 2-3 of them outside of my group of friends are going to survive life out of town.

I say this because, the people you know in High School Just. Don't. Matter.

ANECDOTAL: There is this one guy who was in my ex-class, Couldn't do ANYTHING without 5 people behind him. Not even go to class. There was this girl who organized skip days for the school, tried to tell the principle/super intendant to sit down and shut up, and then cried as she got detention for the rest of the school year, and the most popular game in my school was "Protect your balls" were people would just hit each others balls as hard as they could with no warning.....

I suppose....

In other news, im off to see Naomie this evening again. Im not sure if its a good thing, but she is in the band and sings aswell, so its not like im just going to see her.

ghosty wrote:Ahhh it may be an open / close case, but you of course have to understand that kids having a fight at school does not warrant someone getting sent down. It just doesn't happen

It did happen here. Twice. Once when I was in school, the second time was news from my brother. The attacker in the latter of the two was 18 too, so he recieved an adult sentance. He got 15 years I think, though he also whacked the kid's head up good 3 or 4 times with an aluminum bat...


Mind you, they (Cops) also regularily visit and patrol the halls of my old HS with drug-sniffing dogs. More than a few kids arrested for that game.

LLF: When he goes to fight you, drop to your knees, hands out in front of you, and start begging. Let him take a few steps to close the distance.
Then, lunge while still in a crouch position, bring your forearm up like a club right in the babymaker.
At this point he's either doubled over, or on the floor.

1) Doubled Over: Grab the back of his neck, and slam his face on your knee a few times.
2) On the Ground: If he's on his back, roll him over. Then fish hook the living hell outta the punk. If he's on his stomach, fish hook him.

A reputation as a dirty fighter will take the heat off you right quick.
Especially when you do something as effective as that.

If you don't wanna fight dirty, drop into a stance. (Partial crouch, elbows toucked close, lead foor in front, back foot slightly behind and shoulderwidth.)
He takes a step, go for a double or single leg takedown. When he's down, beath the living hell outta him. Use your elbows and knees, try and make the fether bleed.

I've found even taking my stance has deterred people fighting me. because it at least projects the image you know what you're doing.

You kids and your fighting... Again, totally not worth all the problems you'll get afterwards, regardless of outcome.

GES, have you no honour! Have at thee blaggard! *draws sword*

i dont like fighting dirty.....

just feels like foul play tbh. I mean im happy to use the enviroment to your advantage, like pushing someones head through a plaster wall (never done that) but fish hooking or nut squashing is just cruel.

Im more of the kind of guy who punches for the face. It stops fights faster than getting hit in the chest or (If you got real cajoles) nuts.

Speaking of balls, im kinda worried. One of mine is bigger than the other. Is that normal?

ghosty wrote:GES, have you no honour! Have at thee blaggard! *draws sword*

i dont like fighting dirty.....

just feels like foul play tbh. I mean im happy to use the enviroment to your advantage, like pushing someones head through a plaster wall (never done that) but fish hooking or nut squashing is just cruel.

Im more of the kind of guy who punches for the face. It stops fights faster than getting hit in the chest or (If you got real cajoles) nuts.

Speaking of balls, im kinda worried. One of mine is bigger than the other. Is that normal?

If fighting dirty stops me getting my head kicked in then I'm all for it. No probs here with dirty fighting.

ghosty wrote:Speaking of balls, im kinda worried. One of mine is bigger than the other. Is that normal?

UUUUUUUUHHHMMMM




I'm going to pretend I never even read that

No, im being serious, one is larger than the other. Im a bit worried, but also waaay too embarrassed and self conscious to go to the doctors to get it checked out. So, is it normal?

ghosty wrote:GES, have you no honour! Have at thee blaggard! *draws sword*

i dont like fighting dirty.....
just feels like foul play tbh. I mean im happy to use the enviroment to your advantage, like pushing someones head through a plaster wall (never done that) but fish hooking or nut squashing is just cruel.
m more of the kind of guy who punches for the face. It stops fights faster than getting hit in the chest or cajones.

I will do whatever I believe is necessary to maintain my wellbeing. That includes nutshots, eye gouges, eye rakes, throat strikes, scratching, fish hooking, and if I'm outnumbered, improvised weaponry.

Speaking of environmental attacks...

Knock him down, hook his ankles, and drag him over to a pole/table leg/chairleg/whatever is sturdy and a pole. Stomp on his stomach to keep him down, then position yourself behind the pole.
Take your his ankles again, then yank back and watch him squirm in pain.

Ah... good times... good times.


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ghosty wrote:No, im being serious, one is larger than the other. Im a bit worried, but also waaay too embarrassed and self conscious to go to the doctors to get it checked out. So, is it normal?

Are you Irish?

Im not irish....just worried for my own welbeing.

And i challenge you to a duel GES, we shall meet at high noon!

I'm all for a duel. I do have a gun. Let's see your fisticuffs/sword beat that.

If you're that worried, go to a doctor.

Duel will be in combat, dear sir. A cup of tea is offered before, and we shall of course have a tea break halfway through. It will be fisticuffs, and it will be all above board, with no underhand tactics. Your butler will be required to hold your jacket. I shall see you at dawn good sah!

Yeah, but what if it's nothing. I'd feel like a right plum if they said "Yep. Ones just larger than the other. Coincidently, your penis looks benign."

Either way, i checked for lumps, and found nothing, so im just cautiously observing at the moment....

And in further news, im going to sleep round Naomi'es tonight. She's pretty cool

You lucky bastard. TAP THAT!! TAP THAT LIKE A KEG!

if not for you, for me.

Imagine my face. My lonely, single, suicidally depressed face.

Whoa, what are you insinuating GES, she's not my GF, she's just in the band!

:O

Ohh... your recent posts kinda confused me. In that case:

DO NOT TAP THAT!! DO NOT TAP THAT LIKE A KEG UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

I'm free!!!!

FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I would like to say two things about fighting, take them as you want:

1) Be both Honorable and Brutal: If someone has had enough, they have had enough, there is no point in pursuing it. If someone is on the ground and not about to get up, let them lay. However, if someone threatens you, every glove comes off, and they have just opened a can of woop ass upon themselves. Nut shots, grapples, punches, kicks, hell, do anything you can to come out on top. Do not use improvised weaponry, as that will lead to escalation really quick, and you might not like how far that goes.

2) No matter what you do, it is always easier to do it the second time: If you start anything, be it fighting, fetishes, or even activities, a part of the human brain will accept that as a reasonable response to the situation, and as a result you will rely on it more and more. If, LLF, you get into a fight with this guy, you might find the next time you fight will be easier to do, until you start reasoning with your fists instead of your head.

@GES: You remind me of a kid in my ex-class. He acted the same way you do. My class was thoughtful in putting flowers on the seat he was supposed to be in at graduation...

I'll take that as a good thing in that he was dearly missed.

Sometimes, I swear to all gods. When I close my eyes I am running through the forests at winter time chasing people from the dark ages down with a axe. Or sailing through the seas on the longboat.

Do I have problems? GES says it's genetic memory.

I want some peoples thoughts.

Don't think it's a problem Shadowbrand. Maybe you're just weird.

Ain't you Canadin?

Your post reminded of something from Lisey Story by Stephen King for some reason. but you know.. without the axes or boats. Just the 'other world' kind of thing.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I'll take that as a good thing in that he was dearly missed.

When we were at his grave, everyone was happy that they were getting out of class.

My TA told me about her grad. Her then bf and the guys he hung out with went on a road trip. They got under the influence and got in a bad crash Her bf and his buddy were killed instantly the 3rd died in hopsital and the 4th is a vegtable.

They didn't even have a party, they mourned.

Four days before I marry my dream girl and I get the fething flu....this sucks.

Its not a genetic memory. GES is 11. Wikipedia doesnt count towards education.

Shadowbrand has brought back his old avatar i see.

Shadowbrand wrote:Sometimes, I swear to all gods. When I close my eyes I am running through the forests at winter time chasing people from the dark ages down with a axe. Or sailing through the seas on the longboat.

Do I have problems? GES says it's genetic memory.

I want some peoples thoughts.

Its not genetically memory, its just your Norse genes beginning to make them self known. And no your not weird, at least not by my standards

Oops.

That wasn't supposed to happen at all.

So, ghosty, you're too self-conscious to go to a professional practitioner to get this sack thing checked out, but more than willing to spill the beans online? Priorities. You got dem.

@Little Lord: If I honestly thought I could beat him in a straight up fight, I'd do it. But I'd have my mates and he'd have his to stop things if they got out of control (pulling a knife being up there).

If I was sure that he was either a) Crazy, b) bigger/tougher/skilled and could beat me into paste or c) I had no friends to back me up, yeah I'd go to a higher authority.

With all the new Codexes refreshed from the old days and GW's need to stay minty fresh with marines.... I do have a sinking gut feeling that late 4th (Chaos and Orks) might be forgotten before 6th.

Chaos and Orks won't be turning up for a while, particularly Orks. After all, apparently SoB, Grey Knights and Dark Eldar are on their way so...

@Ghosty: Check the internet, usually, one should hang lower (typically left) and they should weigh the same. No lumps = happy days.

@Little Lord: Firstly, good on you for standing up for yourself, even if it didn't neccaserily turn out well. Secondly, I agree with Emperor's Faithful; if you reckon you might be able to take him, go for it. Otherwise, a higher authority may be better. Overall however, you could just avoid him and it and it may all blow over, they act a lot less if you don't give them a reaction. Stay happy with yourself and ignore others, remember that whilst he's trying to learn how to tie his shoelaces, you'll be getting an education and going on to better things in life. He'll still be working in McDonald's.

@Vorlon, congrats, shame about the flu but atleast you've got someone (your dream girl in fact) to marry!

@Golden Eyed Scout, weren't you just talking about how you want to beef up/ be able to manage in a fight, it's in another thread, I think your exact quote was:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:This is my plan for getting into shape and proving to everbody that I can make something of myself. It's a work out regime, and if anybody can give my any tips on exersises that will make a teenage boyish like thing stonger and fitter, they'd be very welcome... I'll also hope that if I get in a fight, god forbid, that the time spent doing this will give me a chance to last longer than three seconds.

I mean, congrat's on you for going for it and wanting to bulk up, but you better not be lying. On the internet!

@EF - Yes, i maybe self conscious of going to see the doctor, but on the internets, i don't know any of you personally, so it feels easier, if you understand? You probably don't, which is fine

@Just Dave - Thanks. I just get paranoid about this stuff. My sisters friend got testicular cancer, and i had to comfurt her for a good long while ( No lessons for the whole day, and i stood up against a teacher who demanded i went back to lessons...) So now im checking on regular occasions. I really really dont wanna get cancer...

So i got back from Naomie's, and we almost kissed. Gotta treat this whole situation carefully. In other news, got my haircut for stupid year 11 ball -.-

I swear to god after ball im getting myself a mohican.

Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Its not a genetic memory. GES is 11. Wikipedia doesnt count towards education.

Perhaps some context would help you no? It was via facebook chat, and it was a joke. We even cited Assasin's Creed as the prime example.
And I am not eleven jackass.

Just Dave wrote:Chaos and Orks won't be turning up for a while, particularly Orks. After all, apparently SoB, Grey Knights and Dark Eldar are on their way so...

@Golden Eyed Scout, weren't you just talking about how you want to beef up/ be able to manage in a fight, it's in another thread, I think your exact quote was:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:This is my plan for getting into shape and proving to everbody that I can make something of myself. It's a work out regime, and if anybody can give my any tips on exersises that will make a teenage boyish like thing stonger and fitter, they'd be very welcome... I'll also hope that if I get in a fight, god forbid, that the time spent doing this will give me a chance to last longer than three seconds.

I mean, congrat's on you for going for it and wanting to bulk up, but you better not be lying. On the internet!

Yup. And so far it's worked out marvelously. I went from 110 to 130 (mostly fat), and I have now dropped to 120.

I'm blasting this outside. To piss off all the hung over preps, fething lightweights.

This should piss them off more.

This still has to be like the only dethklok song I like.




That and Thunderhorse and Lost vikings.

Pah! Shame on you! That's the only song people know.



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Shadowbrand wrote:I'm blasting this outside. To piss off all the hung over preps, fething lightweights.

King Diamond are awesome.

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Well i'm offically scarrping my half done chaos for Space Wolves.

Jesus I need to make up my mind.

So im pondering whether or not i should tell my girlfriend that i nearly kissed Naomie last night...

It might be for the best, but at the same time, it might bugger up the band...

Damn alcohol!

ghosty wrote:So im pondering whether or not i should tell my girlfriend that i nearly kissed Naomie last night...

It might be for the best, but at the same time, it might bugger up the band...

Damn alcohol!

"Nearly Kissed" is nothing to report. No news is good news.

See ghosty not even a week and the winds of gak are upon you.

Band relationships do NOT end well. Take it from a fellow musician.

A love triangle in a band? I guess your ass is doomed!

How drunk were you and her?

Last night?

Well, we were practicing from 9.00 'till 'bout 4.00

We were knackered, and between us had drunk i think about 6 cans each and between us a bottle of vodka.

Then i kinda leaned in, and she kinda leaned in.

Then i said whoops and staggered off to bed...

I only remembered to tell you the truth 'cos she said

"I tried to kiss you last night."

/worry

Slap her for trying to kiss you while you have GF.

Also, we warned you. You didn't listen.

And being drunk is no excuse it all if you ask me. (sorry for the harsh words but theres nothing worse in my book then cheating on someone)

You know, if you talk the two of them into a three-way, then they're both just as guilty as you!

Of course, my advice in this case is probably terrible, and you're likely better off telling me to Feth off, but you can't say I didn't try and be helpful

And hey, if you do try it (which I advise against... That's right... I advise against my own advice. How're them apples?) and it doesn't work, just make the quick save with "Seemed like a good idea at the time..."

No worries.

It's not like we actually cheated per se, we just...nearly did.

Im not one to hit girls though, so i'll just try and explain it to her.

Here's hoping she doesn't get offended.

I can only go to Kamloops for like a week this summer. )':

Damn you crappy new job. Damn you to the darkest coldest part of Nifelheim!

@Ghosty: Hahaha. You're so boned. We tried to warn you.

And as to whether you should tell your GF:

I'm gonna do a metal remake of this.

@ghosty: Two birds one oversized bollock.

@Ghosty

I'll play the role of the devil over your other shoulder: Go for it. You're young. It's not like you and your GF are married for 25 years with 3 kids and a $500,000 mortgage. You're in a band, dude. Rock.

Metallifan is giving the best advice so far in regards to Ghosty's predicament.

Angel = Told ya so.

Devil = DO EEEEET.

I think the guy in the red pajamas in on to something.

Shadowbrand wrote:


I'm gonna do a metal remake of this.

Dude, if you were near me, I would kill you so hard you would die till your dead for posting that

You can certainly try slarg.

Kat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance, dance dance dance dance! Kat! I'm a kitty cat! And I dance dance dance, dance dance dance dance!

gonna be stuck in my head for a while now...


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I'll see your Dancing Cat, and raise you Cool guys:

I went to my graduation party today. i messed up my diet so badly today.
Also got my second airsoft gun. just a cheap handgun one. It has a light and a laser pointer.
Then got shot by my cousin in the foot by an electric one and i can rtaliate. I fething hate it. He can do something and not get in trouble from anyone(maybe because he is 50) but i cant. He poored water on me and i couldnt on him.

The game is on

I see your cool guys, and i raise you





beat that.

And as much as i'd like to double relationship, methinks they'd find out.

Going to the doctors tomorrow :(

this is the first weekend in.....damn, nearly 2 months that i haven't had to pull a surprise double at work because someone didn't show or they forgot to put enough people on the sced.........part of me is happy, but another part is sad my check with be a touch less

Shadowbrand wrote:


I'm gonna do a metal remake of this.

I hope you die in a fire you sonuvabitch.

This one is soooo much better.



@Ghosty:


Very NSFW.

I see your lonely island and go one better.
Pyschostick:




Oh and thats the official music video.

When you drink too much beer you PARTY HARD!!

Also, I'm starting a new thread for this.

Oh and after parting hard your gonna be pretty hungry....

Here is the new thread.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/301174.page

GES, i could totally wipe the floor with your meagre offer of im on a boat. I never said i liked this song btw, just as a forewarning.

SO NSFW that if you played it, people would look at you all weird.




I warned you.


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Dammit, im gonna tell her. For better or worse.

Shadowbrand wrote:I can only go to Kamloops for like a week this summer. )':

Damn you crappy new job. Damn you to the darkest coldest part of Nifelheim!

When, are you coming? If you want to hang-out just tell me and then we can arrange the vitals.

@Cheese cat, I can tell ya whats goin down Wednesday.

MOTHER FETHING GAK, My towers motherboard sucked the nut so Now I'm on this crappy laptop. It won't even take my tunes.

Good thing I got CD's and a Radio.

I feel as though I reek of cholrine, despite taking a shower.

Shadowbrand wrote:@Cheese cat, I can tell ya whats goin down Wednesday.

MOTHER FETHING GAK, My towers motherboard sucked the nut so Now I'm on this crappy laptop. It won't even take my tunes.

Good thing I got CD's and a Radio.

OK, sounds good is it this Wednesday?

Last episode of Dr Who = WIN!

Is it next Saturday yet?

@cheese cat.

Nay, I find out that day, I can't get a break at this new job till July the 5th.

Shadowbrand wrote:@cheese cat.

Nay, I find out that day, I can't get a break at this new job till July the 5th.

Alright, just tell me the scoop on Wednesday (or whatever is most convenient) then.

When I give useful, helpful advice.... you do not shut me down. Because it is not applicable to you, you SHUT UP. And you CHILL! Now I'm going to keep giving advice on something I know about and you are going to shoo.

Just painted a test miniture to improve my chapters paint scheme.
Bad new is i like it.
6000pts worth to go....

Unfortunatly my old scheme i could paint all my infintry in one day. Now its gonna take longer....

More posts deleted due to language and people still posting non wargaming pictures on the Dakka site directly. If this happens again then this thread is over.

How do you know that the non-wargaming images is related to this thread?

because I deleted them and various posts from this thread.

Piont taken.

I think i missinterpreted it as people were uploading non-wargaming pics to the gallery.

Pressure is off. After a clusterfeth with my University and references, I've sorted it all out and should be fine for my trip across to the UK to start work on July the first. Hurrah!

I'll be making an effort to get along to the silver sorceror (is that what we're calling it?) the UK dakka meet up, hope to see some of the off topic lads there.

....Im upset.

I swear to god if they shut down this thread I'd leave dakka. Not forever but for a nice long while. :/

Surely thought its kinda a empty threat? Im not ofc trying to antagonise the Modquisition, as i actually care for my own safety, but surely, if they shut this one down, whats to stop another springing up in its place?

Like the hydra.

I think if it went that far it would get put down like those 40k humor threads.

Man some of those were sweet. But I guess Dakka is kid friendly!

ghosty wrote:GES, have you no honour! Have at thee blaggard! *draws sword*

i dont like fighting dirty.....

just feels like foul play tbh. I mean im happy to use the enviroment to your advantage, like pushing someones head through a plaster wall (never done that) but fish hooking or nut squashing is just cruel.

Im more of the kind of guy who punches for the face. It stops fights faster than getting hit in the chest or (If you got real cajoles) nuts.

Speaking of balls, im kinda worried. One of mine is bigger than the other. Is that normal?

I hope you didn't go to the doctor to get your scrotum checked out. As that's perfectly normal, only 27.3% of men have equally positioned balls.

ghosty wrote:Surely thought its kinda a empty threat? Im not ofc trying to antagonise the Modquisition, as i actually care for my own safety, but surely, if they shut this one down, whats to stop another springing up in its place?
.

We'd just keep closing them.

And if people persisted, then we'd suspend or ban people.

Man am I uneasy right now..

Biology exam in 30mins

But, dear reds8n, wouldn't closing the threads seem a bit pointless? i mean, the following threads wouldn't have the problems that the previous thread had, so wouldnt it be shutting down perfectly legit threads?

I dunno.

Incidently, i went to the doctors, and i got testicular torsion.
Kind of depressing, as now i only got one viable testicle.

Bit sad :(


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Oops. Apparently ive been spamming. I apologise for de-railing the thread.

How can you derail a thread called," What's On Your Mind?".... in the Off-Topic Forum.... kinda all encompassing.

I have a friend with one ball.

We call him Uno.

You can be Uno, too. (I know you have two, but one is unemployed)


Oh, and we all know you have a thing for Naomi. Just go for it.

ghosty wrote:Incidently, i went to the doctors, and i got testicular torsion.
Kind of depressing, as now i only got one viable testicle.

You'll save a fortune on condoms then.

ghosty wrote:Incidently, i went to the doctors, and i got testicular torsion.

Woah! What did he DO to you?


You should get a claim in.



@Da Boss - That's great news, man! See you at Bugman's Bar!

Haha...

Bit sad about it all at the moment.

And Citizen Prime, i thought it would be difficult to de-rail this thread, but apparently not.

And i don't wanna be called uno. I want both my bollocks :(

You should be fine unless the size difference is causing you to walk in circles.

SilverMK2 wrote:You should be fine unless the size difference is causing you to walk in circles.

incidentally, if you are lost in a vast wilderness, and make the dumb choice to "set off for civilization" with no map/compass, or GPS or other direction finding gear... it has been proven that people who are lost will walk in a giant circle that corresponds to their dominant hand. ie. a right handed person would make a gigantic loop to the right, and vice versa for lefties.

It does make sense. Though if you had landmarks to aim for, I imagine that it would be easier to keep track of your location.

But I can imagine it is easy to loop to one side quite easily if you don't pay attention.

Shaking my xbox removed it's red ring of death... I am thoroughly amused right now that it actually worked.

Shadowbrand wrote:I swear to god if they shut down this thread I'd leave dakka. Not forever but for a nice long while. :/

Is that supposed to make us not, or make us want to even more?

Poison ivy sucks ass.

This thread really needs to go away.

Forever.

Is that i lock threat or is it just going to happen now?

I'd be pretty sad if this thread got locked.

One question I have is this:
Is this the longest thread dakka has ever had?
If not how long is the longest?

I expect it is the longest, either way, I like Alpharius' toying with you...

I like this thread, it's my happy place!

VikingScott wrote:Is this the longest thread dakka has ever had?

No.

What's the longest then? In pages.

@Frazzled.

I'd return with a armada of Black Metal raiders, bent on destroying everything, then setting it on fire. And I guess the Kvlt thing to do would be to make a shrine to Odin.

On a different note. I'm going to my first 40k tourney in a few days.

Good luck!

VikingScott wrote:What's the longest then? In pages.

I would guess War, its up in the two-hundreds I believe.

EDIT - 227 pages to be precise

Really?!?!!?!?
Whats that thread about?

I'm welling to bet that this is the longest living thread in the off topic though.

Thank Odin some of our more "argumentative" members never took a interest to it.

Just noticed the facepalm orkimotion is now useable

If this thread does get locked before I can post again, I would lik eot let everyone know something.

Thank you. Thank you for making this one of the best threads on dakka, as well as arguably my most succesful.
Looking back at how it first began, I'm pretty damn happy with how everythings gone down.

It started off as a place where people could complain and rage about stuff, and then evolved into, as many members put it (quite appropriately too), dakka's twitter.

If this thread does get closed down, it's been one hell of a ride.

Also if it does get closed down: I blame Anung Un Rama.

Now, what's on my mind?

Whatever happened to that Jimi Nemesis guy? Or all the other dakkites that sorta fell through the cracks?

@Scout jimi I have not a clue.

I used to talk to him on a heavy metal forum as well.

Or for that matter, what happened to Shrike78?

I used to email him semi regularly, but about a year and a half ago it stopped. The last couple he sent left me kinda worried.

Also, I need to start watching hockey again. it's been so long since I've caught a game.

And I got started reading my dark heresy rulebook again. Never had a chance to get a group started, hopefully I will be able to this summer.

Well I'm off to practice for the tournament with some mates.

I bought 2 torpedos of pop and 2 MASSIVE bag's of chips. As well as my metal collection and a radio we can plug in.

So to ward of lackofgiblet power depression i started to paint up my kroot. Im not enjoying white spray paint. I'd seen such good things from it (Xanthos, Migsula) but when i used it....well. It became apparent that even with whit paint my models dont look great. Still, being able to greyscale a couple of bits is pretty good. I like my colour scheme though, so i thank the small things.

Also, i had a chat with Naomie, and we decided it was a drunken mistake, and we aint gonna tell my Girlfriend.

And, we got another gig. Its a couple of weeks away, and im already psyked.

VikingScott wrote:Is that i lock threat or is it just going to happen now?

It is just What's On My Mind, is all...

Ah ok then.
That's good.
.....I think...

hehe, And, i just found a pencil with a jester on the top.

It jingles when you shake it. Hours of fun to be had.

I did it.

I won, Dakka. I beat him. But I did it MY way.

I walked in this morning with a plan. He was just standing their with a big stupid grin on his face, and his mates all around him. "Ready to die?", he asked. I just looked back. I have to admit I do hurt all over, because I took those hits like a man. First he went for the stomach, then the legs, then the head, with all his gang cheering him on. Then, after a few minutes, he stops. He stands back. He smiles. And I play my ace in the hole.
I laugh.
I just stood their and laughed, Dakka. I just laughed. And I don't know why, but in that moment I knew no matter how much it hurt I would take it, because I'm Little lord fething Fauntleroy and I was born to make my stand, and in the end it doesn't matter where I made it, but that I was there and that I was still standing in the end.

By this time he's desperate. He's hitting me without cease or respite, and I'm on my knee's because my sides are literally splitting. The bell goes, and he's so creeped out that he runs off. But before he does, he aks me one question, "What are you?" And I answer him.


Me.

Win!

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I did it.

I won, Dakka. I beat him. But I did it MY way.

I walked in this morning with a plan. He was just standing their with a big stupid grin on his face, and his mates all around him. "Ready to die?", he asked. I just looked back. I have to admit I do hurt all over, because I took those hits like a man. First he went for the stomach, then the legs, then the head, with all his gang cheering him on. Then, after a few minutes, he stops. He stands back. He smiles. And I play my ace in the hole.
I laugh.
I just stood their and laughed, Dakka. I just laughed. And I don't know why, but in that moment I knew no matter how much it hurt I would take it, because I'm Little lord fething Fauntleroy and I was born to make my stand, and in the end it doesn't matter where I made it, but that I was there and that I was still standing in the end.

By this time he's desperate. He's hitting me without cease or respite, and I'm on my knee's because my sides are literally splitting. The bell goes, and he's so creeped out that he runs off. But before he does, he aks me one question, "What are you?" And I answer him.


Me.

Good on you. Take it like a man, show him you've got more balls than him. I wouldn't be surprised if he had fewer balls than ghosty....

I'm joking man, take it easy!

Stephen King reference.

I believe it was Larry Underwood that said that in The Stand.
I still think you should've kicked his ass.

But you played a partial tyler Durden. You should've pounced on him and shaken blood al over screaming 'YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!"

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I did it.

I won, Dakka. I beat him. But I did it MY way.

I walked in this morning with a plan. He was just standing their with a big stupid grin on his face, and his mates all around him. "Ready to die?", he asked. I just looked back. I have to admit I do hurt all over, because I took those hits like a man. First he went for the stomach, then the legs, then the head, with all his gang cheering him on. Then, after a few minutes, he stops. He stands back. He smiles. And I play my ace in the hole.
I laugh.
I just stood their and laughed, Dakka. I just laughed. And I don't know why, but in that moment I knew no matter how much it hurt I would take it, because I'm Little lord fething Fauntleroy and I was born to make my stand, and in the end it doesn't matter where I made it, but that I was there and that I was still standing in the end.

By this time he's desperate. He's hitting me without cease or respite, and I'm on my knee's because my sides are literally splitting. The bell goes, and he's so creeped out that he runs off. But before he does, he aks me one question, "What are you?" And I answer him.


Me.

"What are you?"

"Kieth Jardine. The only man to take a kick to the knob and laugh it off!"


Seriously. He's one creepy dude. That's who this reminded me of


Good on you though. You saved face, and didn't take the low road on it. If you ever find yourself out this way, I'm buying you a pint, legal age or not

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I did it.

I won, Dakka. I beat him. But I did it MY way.

I walked in this morning with a plan. He was just standing their with a big stupid grin on his face, and his mates all around him. "Ready to die?", he asked. I just looked back. I have to admit I do hurt all over, because I took those hits like a man. First he went for the stomach, then the legs, then the head, with all his gang cheering him on. Then, after a few minutes, he stops. He stands back. He smiles. And I play my ace in the hole.
I laugh.
I just stood their and laughed, Dakka. I just laughed. And I don't know why, but in that moment I knew no matter how much it hurt I would take it, because I'm Little lord fething Fauntleroy and I was born to make my stand, and in the end it doesn't matter where I made it, but that I was there and that I was still standing in the end.

By this time he's desperate. He's hitting me without cease or respite, and I'm on my knee's because my sides are literally splitting. The bell goes, and he's so creeped out that he runs off. But before he does, he aks me one question, "What are you?" And I answer him.


Me.

OK, so either that's a lie or it's a story of epic proportions! You should be freakin' proud of yourself man, you really should! Good On You!

If I ever meet you, I shall also buy you a pint. Sadly, you also live in Britain, so the chances of this have increased.

Good on you Little Lord, you make me well up inside!

@Shadowbrand First tourney, eh? You're going to meet some characters that you'd never expect to meet as you think you've probably met all the characters you'd ever meet through gaming.

TFG - Level 10. Probably from out of town.

Land Squid guy - 100 7-11 buritos too many has morphed this guy into a shreiking wobbly pile of 40K goo.

My blind friend painted my army guy - It'll give you a boost of confidence in your own painting abilities.

"I did shower this morning!!!!" guy - At first, you're like huh?, but then you're like "P-U, bud!" When he left his roomate Oscar the grouch in the garbage can that morning he must've forgotten to brush his teeth or stumbled into a pond of cat pee.

Creepy Black Metal/Satanist guy - He plays Chaos. His figures are very detailed. He is Creepy.

Stoner guy - "What, man?! Is it my turn already?!! Far-out!"

Little Kid - 12 years old. Screams. Hates losing. You'll get a chance to play him. 50/50 chance Mom is hot.

Good Luck!

Khornholio wrote:@Shadowbrand First tourney, eh? You're going to meet some characters that you'd never expect to meet as you think you've probably met all the characters you'd ever meet through gaming.

TFG - Level 10. Probably from out of town.

Land Squid guy - 100 7-11 buritos too many has morphed this guy into a shreiking wobbly pile of 40K goo.

My blind friend painted my army guy - It'll give you a boost of confidence in your own painting abilities.

"I did shower this morning!!!!" guy - At first, you're like huh?, but then you're like "P-U, bud!" When he left his roomate Oscar the grouch in the garbage can that morning he must've forgotten to brush his teeth or stumbled into a pond of cat pee.

Creepy Black Metal/Satanist guy - He plays Chaos. His figures are very detailed. He is Creepy.

Stoner guy - "What, man?! Is it my turn already?!! Far-out!"

Little Kid - 12 years old. Screams. Hates losing. You'll get a chance to play him. 50/50 chance Mom is hot.

Good Luck!

Wow... That list is actually so accurate that I'm afraid of you. Truly and honestly afraid. Like you're watching me, and judging my character and how/where I would fit, while I remain ignorant of your presence.

Seriously. That list sounds like the regular crowd I have to suffer whenever I visit my FLGS during tourney days.

The only person you forgot is...

Screaming sound effects guy - Insists on making "Pew Pew", "FREEEEM" and "KABOOM" noises all game, every game. Frequently hyperventilates due to abuse of oxygen supply.

metallifan wrote:

Khornholio wrote:@Shadowbrand First tourney, eh? You're going to meet some characters that you'd never expect to meet as you think you've probably met all the characters you'd ever meet through gaming.

TFG - Level 10. Probably from out of town.

Land Squid guy - 100 7-11 buritos too many has morphed this guy into a shreiking wobbly pile of 40K goo.

My blind friend painted my army guy - It'll give you a boost of confidence in your own painting abilities.

"I did shower this morning!!!!" guy - At first, you're like huh?, but then you're like "P-U, bud!" When he left his roomate Oscar the grouch in the garbage can that morning he must've forgotten to brush his teeth or stumbled into a pond of cat pee.

Creepy Black Metal/Satanist guy - He plays Chaos. His figures are very detailed. He is Creepy.

Stoner guy - "What, man?! Is it my turn already?!! Far-out!"

Little Kid - 12 years old. Screams. Hates losing. You'll get a chance to play him. 50/50 chance Mom is hot.

Good Luck!

Wow... That list is actually so accurate that I'm afraid of you. Truly and honestly afraid. Like you're watching me, and judging my character and how/where I would fit, while I remain ignorant of your presence.

Seriously. That list sounds like the regular crowd I have to suffer whenever I visit my FLGS during tourney days.

The only person you forgot is...

Screaming sound effects guy - Insists on making "Pew Pew", "FREEEEM" and "KABOOM" noises all game, every game. Frequently hyperventilates due to abuse of oxygen supply.

You guys realise that Shadowbrand is probably one of these characters!

I'm thinking 'Stoner Guy'...

He's a cross between Metal guy and Stoner guy, yea.

I am watching Starship Troopers.

Seen it before but still what a great movie!
Second was ok i guess but the third was aweful.

What went wrong....

Khornholio wrote:@Shadowbrand First tourney, eh? You're going to meet some characters that you'd never expect to meet as you think you've probably met all the characters you'd ever meet through gaming.

TFG - Level 10. Probably from out of town.

Land Squid guy - 100 7-11 buritos too many has morphed this guy into a shreiking wobbly pile of 40K goo.

My blind friend painted my army guy - It'll give you a boost of confidence in your own painting abilities.

"I did shower this morning!!!!" guy - At first, you're like huh?, but then you're like "P-U, bud!" When he left his roomate Oscar the grouch in the garbage can that morning he must've forgotten to brush his teeth or stumbled into a pond of cat pee.

Creepy Black Metal/Satanist guy - He plays Chaos. His figures are very detailed. He is Creepy.

Stoner guy - "What, man?! Is it my turn already?!! Far-out!"

Little Kid - 12 years old. Screams. Hates losing. You'll get a chance to play him. 50/50 chance Mom is hot.

Good Luck!

Place me in the creepy metal guy section if you don`t mind. Ah yes all the fun people one meets in Tournaments

You can't close this thread down.

When i'm pissed off I just read this thread and end up thinking "Well atleast it's not that bad."

Back.

Had two games against UltraSmurfs and IG.

Won one tied a second.

@Little lord I am proud of you. The Norse respect stamina.

I can actually recall the day I had a game with Mettalifan. Back when I had my winter themed IG. I waited at the game shop their, I recently made two young kids, Orks and Chaos hate my piss as I pretty much tabled them singlehandedly.

Then running across the street comes mettalifan. I probably looked stoned due to lack of sleep. But I shook his hand and had him a game.

And this was the one time marbo died in a fashion OTHER then blowing himself up. He got ran over.

So this is awesome.

My poison ivy spread from the inside of my left wrist to my forehead, left eye, the left side of my chest, and the left side of my stomach.

And it is creeping uo my arm as well.

. You. Poison. Ivy.

Were you like rolling around in it or something?

Whatever you do. Do. Not. Wack. Off GES!

Lord-Loss wrote:Whatever you do. Do. Not. Wack. Off GES!

Hahaha, probably too late.

In either case, it's going to be a long couple of days for an already sex-starved 14 year old.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I did it.

I won, Dakka. I beat him. But I did it MY way.

I walked in this morning with a plan. He was just standing their with a big stupid grin on his face, and his mates all around him. "Ready to die?", he asked. I just looked back. I have to admit I do hurt all over, because I took those hits like a man. First he went for the stomach, then the legs, then the head, with all his gang cheering him on. Then, after a few minutes, he stops. He stands back. He smiles. And I play my ace in the hole.
I laugh.
I just stood their and laughed, Dakka. I just laughed. And I don't know why, but in that moment I knew no matter how much it hurt I would take it, because I'm Little lord fething Fauntleroy and I was born to make my stand, and in the end it doesn't matter where I made it, but that I was there and that I was still standing in the end.

By this time he's desperate. He's hitting me without cease or respite, and I'm on my knee's because my sides are literally splitting. The bell goes, and he's so creeped out that he runs off. But before he does, he aks me one question, "What are you?" And I answer him.


Me.

too bad you couldnt finish the whole thing off with a real Tyler Durden flourish... wait till he's catching his breath/about to run away, when you pounce on him, and as you are laughing, shake all that loose blood onto him saying, "You dont know where ive been!!" over and over

@Vladsimpaler: Feth you. I'm fifteen dumbass. I don't know why I have to keep telling people that.
Get your facts staright.

@Lord-Loss: It's on my arms and stomach, not my hands. I think I'm good.

@Shadowbrand: The day I noticed it I took some Benadryll, fell asleep before I put a gauze pad on the rash to cover/contain it
and ended up rubbing it on my face when I woke up, after I had rubbed it on my chest while sleeping.
I prolly got it, once again, while walking my dogs. You know what, my fething lazy ass brother can do it from now on.


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@Ensis Ferrae: Beat you to it. Check last page.

Just got off work.

We have a patient that is famous in our hospital. (I can't name names do to HIPPA)



I honestly am glad I'm not rich and/or famous sometimes.

I enjoy having real problems, not making up silly ones.



PS - i hope I'm not seeing trolling for closing this thread.
This is the most benign thread ever, and its popular.

Bolt pistol don't have breaches. I was fiddling with one of my scot models and oticed this. I checked the others.
Same. Same on all scout bolt pistols, same on IG bolt pistols.

Weird.

What is a breach?

I can only assume it's some weird Gun Freak talk.

It's where the empty shell casing comes out from after it has been fired.

I found this, horribly put together and painted Rhino.

I'm gonna strip the paint, then freeze it over night in a deep freeze. I know it was made of zappa gap. So if I make the gak brittle I can break it apart.

Plan is make a Space Wolf Rhino!

Gun Freak talk?

Granted its breech, but its simply proper terminology.

You trollin' boy? Or you just scared of words you don't understand or freedoms you can't experience?

(was that to much)

@Scout I've noticed this, but it could be intentional. A breach only has to be exposed when a shell has to come out. So when the slide goes back it could expose the chamber/breech to allow for an ejecting shell. Look at the AR15 of the US military, it has a locking cover until a round is chambered.

@CitizenPrime: Thanks for pointing out the spelling. I don't even see a slide though on the models.
Maybe I'm just not looking hard enough.

Also, add the laughing smiley to tone it down a bit.

Off to bed. Prednisone takes a lot outta you.

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You're a good kid Scout.

PS - Not to get all medical, but Prednisone is a steroidal. Think of it as a booster to your body. Something maybe taking it outta you, but its not that. Nite.

Why does my post keep being attached to the previous post when someone has already posted after me and I want to reply to that???????

Zap-a-gap Rhino?

@Little Lord: Good on ya . Coincidentally, I just went to a boxing match and witnessed a left hook that would break your jaw quick smart. Nasty punch that guy has.

OH MY SWEET JEZUS YES!

I just signed the contract for my new job, that I'm starting next weekend, and I'm getting payed hundreds more then I was expecting.

I also bought me my first car which I'm getting this friday (Toyota starlet)

And I might be moving out within the year.

To much good stuff in a row, something has to go wrong soon or it wouldn't be right.

Maybe you'll get testicular torsion? Really puts a dampener on your day.

Shadowbrand wrote:Then running across the street comes metallifan. I probably looked stoned due to lack of sleep. But I shook his hand and had him a game.

Actually, I thought you looked stoned because you were stoned. It's what I would've done

And this was the one time marbo died in a fashion OTHER then blowing himself up. He got ran over.

Hey, that Rhino flattened him GOOD

Just got back from camping, and let me tell you, 45 MPH winds in a pop up camper is not a fun time.....

Hell yea, egg's and bacon for breakfast!

You haven't lived till you listened to this while eating your breakfast.

Shadowbrand wrote:Hell yea, egg's and bacon for breakfast!

You haven't lived till you listened to this while eating your breakfast.

Bacon and Eggs are hurtin' old.

It's all about Hangover Breakfast Nachos now.

Get a bag of either Tostitos Large Rounds, or else the bargain brand giant triangles. lay them out on a pan evenly.

scramble 6-8 eggs, fry up a pan of frozen string/shredded hashbrowns, 2 cups of -real- bacon bits (None of that powdered crap), dice and fry 1/2 a yellow onion mixed with 1/2 pound of ground beef & 1 tsp chili powder. Finally, grind up enough marble cheese to coat the whole mess. mix everything together and layer it on top of the chips, then cover everything with cheese. Toss in oven and bake until the cheese is melted. Add plenty of hotsauce or salsa, then watch as your hangover magically disappears while you chow down. The pan should weigh close to 12 pounds when you're all done, so you'll have lots to get through

I've sat down with a pan and two buddies and we couldn't finish it in one sitting. THREE OF US could not finish one pan of these things. Best half-drunk idea we've ever had though, and the first one that didn't hurt! My one buddy wants to start a bar or a pub, and if he does, we've agreed that Breakfast Nachos are going on the menu

Bah, theirs better gak to life then being hungover 24/7.

Shadowbrand wrote:Bah, theirs better gak to life then being hungover 24/7.

Exactly. And that's why there're Hangover Breakfast Nachos - to cure your hangover in a quick and effective fashion so that you can get to said gak faster

Those help you? I almost gave up drinking all on its own. I was tired of waking up feeling like gak.

Yea dude, I can be up drinking till 0400 in the morning, stumble home from the pub, sleep till 0700 or 0800, get up feeling like crap, put on coffee and slap together a pan of HBN, chow down on it and feel better by 0900 or 1000.

Mind you I'm sure having put up gratuitous amounts of sleep depravation in the forces helps a bunch too ("Coffee cures all! Drink up, and get ready to move boys!" - Basically our equivalent of sleep every weekend ) but HBN are definately the ideal cure

Shadowbrand wrote:Those help you? I almost gave up drinking all on its own. I was tired of waking up feeling like gak.

Around age 23 you get used to it.

Precisely. Persistance is key. To hell with your Liver, you can always buy a new one.

metallifan wrote:Precisely. Persistance is key. To hell with your Liver, you can always buy a new one.

Or do like I did.

Ste up a brewery right on the old site, cut out the middle man.

Shadowbrand wrote:Hell yea, egg's and bacon for breakfast!

You haven't lived till you listened to this while eating your breakfast.

Nice Slayer, FTW.

Ahh yea. Closet moonshine.

Can't wait for tomorrow. I am going to rip off heads and poop down their necks.

Yeah. Wait, what?

WERE GONNA PARTY HARD BABY!


PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO COCAINE!

Shadowbrand wrote:WERE GONNA PARTY HARD BABY!


PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO COCAINE!

are you Doctor Rockso??? the rock and roll clown?

Cocaine.... Its a hellofa drug......


Fvkk yo couch!!

Shadowbrand wrote:WERE GONNA PARTY HARD BABY!


PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO COCAINE!

GODDAMMIT!! We went over this already!

I called dibs on Dr.Rockzo Shadowbrand.

Shadowbrand wrote:WERE GONNA PARTY HARD BABY!


PARTY HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO COCAINE!

Rigth........ Well the thing that is on mah ind is that from where I am sitting now I see boobies and beer!

Well. Today is the day. Morning started off good too. Got a 2gig card for my tower and found Age of Empires 2 for sale.



Also my Wolves... they want blood. They tell me these things. SWEET VIRGIN BLOOD!

Shadowbrand wrote:Can't wait for tomorrow. I am going to rip off heads and poop down their necks.

I'm assuming you bought Duke Nukem.

I have an extra copy of AoE II Gold Ed lying around on my TV shelf. If you would've told me you wanted one, I could've passed it off to you and all you'd pay is shipping!

Damnit man!

There's this new collectibles store in town called "Funny Pages" it sells mainly LP's, comics and retro games at reasonable prices. It's loacted right beside "Zack's" coffee house and is clean, organized and nice compared to other collectibles

stores. Also you make way more money trading your games here than you would at "EB games".

I don't trade games at EB. You only get like $5 -if- it's a good game. Then you see it in the bargain bin for $15 a week later.

Rat bastages

metallifan wrote:I don't trade games at EB. You only get like $5 -if- it's a good game. Then you see it in the bargain bin for $15 a week later.

Rat bastages

Have you been to "Funny Pages" though?

Oh well it was just $20. And I think soon i'm gonna buy the Peace Walker PsP. Comes with a MGS game and a movie and a psp.

Shadowbrand wrote:Oh well it was just $20. And I think soon i'm gonna buy the Peace Walker PsP. Comes with a MGS game and a movie and a psp.

Did you buy Duke Nukem 3D?

New Futurama is on a site called TV shack already.
Am watching it atm.

*MDS shaped hole left in the Dakka wall as he heads for TV Shack*

Its a really buggy site though.
(Not virus buggy but really slow etc.)
It got stuck in full screen and i closed the window to get out.

@cheesecat.

I have Duke Nukem 3d already. I'm something of a retro gamer. Next on the list is Warcraft 2

FOR THE HORDE!!!!!!!!!!!

1st episode of new futurama is good.
Can't watch second as a cba to instal more stuff on my computer.

Aye first was good, obviously a catch up episode to tie from the last film, but I enjoyed it.

Can't wait for it to hit our screens properly, hopefully soon.

Yeah i guess.
I didn't watch the movies tbh.

Spoilers ho!

I finally got Republic Commando working on my mom's laptop.

And I now fething HATE Super Battle Droids.

Well, my life feels pointless now.

Life just has you boned, you can get back up.

Also in a hour! In a Hour I leave to kill and make faces pregnant in the name of Russ!!

I HAD 2 MONSTERS BABY!!!!!

Shadowbrand wrote:Life just has you boned, you can get back up.

Giggedy

AND WHEN YOU SEE THE GREAT WHITE WHALE!!!

Ghosty wrote:Well my life is meaningless now

I feel you man.

I wake up in the morning, check the time on my alarm clock. Remeber I have no exams that day and think "What is the fething point?" then I go back to sleep in to 5 0'clock.

Then I hear my house phone ring and it's one of my sisters friends phoning to wake me up so I can answer the door as my sister tweeted that she's been stuck outside for an hour and a half.

Shadowbrand wrote:AND WHEN YOU SEE THE GREAT WHITE WHALE!!!

I don't even want to know if there's a second meaning behind that.

Bleh. So much hate for the Apple right now. Their new software not working right is making my day at work rough.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I finally got Republic Commando working on my mom's laptop.

And I now fething HATE Super Battle Droids.

Well went to the tourny. Won first game then lost the second cutting me out from the tourny.

I had a blast I regret nothing.

I would like to tell you all a story. One of ambition. Lust. Idiocy. Success. Failure. A story of Heaven and Hell, of incredible power both gained and lost. Of a man who thought he could have the power of the world at his finger tips and prove to a girl that she could have all of her desires fulfilled if she chose him. A man foolish enough to beleive that he could have powers rivaling that of any god. A man foolish enough to fall in love with a woman which didn't share his lust. A fool hardy man, beleiving himself to be capable of handling anything that came his way, and that he was untouchable.

This man....

This man is me.

I tried to show both Gods and Man that I could control the powers of the cosmos, crashed and burned from it. I write this not for entertainment, I write this so those poor souls thinking to copy my work will not make the same mistake I did. You can not control the powers of Gods, and everything you know of the spiritual realm is false.

Slarg232 wrote:I would like to tell you all a story. One of ambition. Lust. Idiocy. Success. Failure. A story of Heaven and Hell, of incredible power both gained and lost. Of a man who thought he could have the power of the world at his finger tips and prove to a girl that she could have all of her desires fulfilled if she chose him.

SOUNDS HOT.

Kidding, sounds very dramatic.

Got my marks for this year. I did well. Very well.

I'll find out some time in August.

I am wondering why I am up at 3;30 at night.

WOOOOOOOOO! It's Saturday, y'all. Well, officially in 3 hours it is, but Friday at 9pm is just as good, if not better.

Lager! Lager is ruling the pre-Saturday festivities. Gawd, does work ever suck. Hopefully, this weekend there will be painting of a war altar, a small Gundam model and a visit with a special lady friend. The hours between 5pm Friday and 5pm Saturday, those 24 hours, rule the week!

Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

I woke up, And Allfather do I feel not well.

Also I work a 8 hour shift tomorrow!!!

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

1. I hate people that walk slow. I have a classto go to, and my projects gonna be late if you don't get ou... How can someone that only wieghs 90 pounds take up an entire 8 foot wide hallway? Lady, yes you. Yes, I'm talking to you. I hate you.

After school, walking the hallways, it's shocking to see that the hallways are around 8 times the size they are during passing time. It's like the school is a human body, and the hallways are its arteries. All the idiots are cholesterol. Understand?

Personally, I'm kinda pished off about how I'll post a perfectly level-headed, reasonable and accurate post during a debate (IMHO), then people will go back to their senseless arguing for the sack of, even though I have effectively proved there's nothing to argue over. I think...


Curse you internetzzzzzz!

Party tommorow with my friend.
Hopefully his hot cousins will be there.

If not, we'll prolly just dick around on the Xbox.

Me signing a contract with the Thunder

Why is it that when presented with the choice to either sleep or stay up and dick around on the computer, I will always choose computer?

I think getting a job as a trainer for an NBA team is better than all of that.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Well, I've finally found a job I'm good at. Granted it's not pleasant, and a little bit "off the wall", but it earns me some cash. Want to know what it is?
I break up relationships.
If someones decided it's over, but don't have the guts to tell them themselves, I get my wage and off I trot to break the news. I've got a very blunt and to the point manner of speaking, and I can take the inevitable punches when they don't like it. Most importantly, I don't have any pity or remorse for the person who's just been let go because of my "just doing my job" mentality.
It's not nice. It's not cheerful. But it's me, and I think I do it all right. Two more years and I'll be out of that buisness for good anyway.

Do you have Asperger's?

On a more cheerful note, I visited my college for orientation. Mother fether, I love my college so much. Because of scholarships, it's only $5k a year. Yes that's still a lot of money but when you consider that tuition per year was around $40k, that's fething amazing. So I'm really happy.

I've already made a good group of friends. Unfortunately the two girls that I am friends with both have boyfriends, soo that's kinda the only downer.

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Vladsimpaler wrote:Do you have Asperger's?

I don't think so, but I just checked the symptoms for it and a lot of them are me. Of course it is possible that I am just extremely unpleasant .

I now have what seems like a million months off before Uni starts I'm sooo happeee !

Im off this evening to get so hammered that i get paralytic.

Will be good.

Made electronic beats on my iphone called: "Jizzed in my pants", "Sexy penguins are sexy" and "Gorilla faces"....

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Only if you Sig it. So I can add it to my count

If you don't, I'mma come over to your house, and burn down your mothering backyard

ncaa_40k wrote:I think getting a job as a trainer for an NBA team is better than all of that.

Wouldn't a basketball trainer have more important things to do than posting on an internet forum about toy soldiers?

Besides, basketball is a pretty "Meh" sport. It's one of the few games to come out of Canada that we don't pay much attention to on average.

And ill loot your fridge.

Just for that extra shock factor.

Damn rights!

Bored to a near death state... help?

Drive around town with your head out the diver's side window, Ace Ventura style, screaming out DoW quotes and/or Boreale-isms

Tally up how many people stop whatever they're doing and just stare at you.

metallifan wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Only if you Sig it. So I can add it to my count

If you don't, I'mma come over to your house, and burn down your mothering backyard

*Rolls eyes* Fine. I don't need my house burning down.

Again.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

metallifan wrote:Best... Job... EVER

"Hey you , your now-ex says he hates you, and to "get in the gooney-goo-goo mobile and get the f out!"

Okay, I have GOT to use that!

Only if you Sig it. So I can add it to my count

If you don't, I'mma come over to your house, and burn down your mothering backyard

*Rolls eyes* Fine. I don't need my house burning down.

Again.

Excellent...




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...You don't mean...

...ROMAN SPAYSE MARINEZ!?

*SQUEE*

Metalfin, I also have a nice suprise in store for you tomorrow when I get my blog up and running and old friend is returning temporarily.

Well thats odd-it says the last person to post was Metallifan, yet it's quite clearly Wolf.

How perculiar...

It's because I am very ninja. Everybody should know this.

metallifan wrote:Drive around town with your head out the diver's side window, Ace Ventura style, screaming out DoW quotes and/or Boreale-isms

Tally up how many people stop whatever they're doing and just stare at you.

28, then I got bored again...

I also went to the store for a sec too, and parked with a "LIKE A GLOVE!"

Hmm... Combine one cup/spoonfull/fistfull of all the food in your kitchen in the blender, mulch it, and see if you can choke it down.

Just skip "Zesty Italian" dressing if you have any.

That stuff is the devil.

I just ate a bowl of Battered squid ring's.... I think im done with food for a while...

Oh! The knife game! My buddies and I used to play this one.

Take off your socks and shoes. Now, hold a knide at about chest level, blade down, and drop it, trying to aim for the gaps between your toes.

One of the boys ended up nailing his toe to the surface of a dock once. Funny as hell, because you could see red dots going all the way back down the dock, marking his dash to the washroom for wads of paper towel

...squid rings ? wow. That takes some doing. I like your bravery on the food front.

metallifan wrote:Oh! The knife game! My buddies and I used to play this one.

Take off your socks and shoes. Now, hold a knide at about chest level, blade down, and drop it, trying to aim for the gaps between your toes.

One of the boys ended up nailing his toe to the surface of a dock once. Funny as hell, because you could see red dots going all the way back down the dock, marking his dash to the washroom for wads of paper towel

I assume the hospital gives you mates rates?

No (Free healthcare, remember? )but they did know me on a first-name basis between the ages of 8 and 16. That or "Sue's boy", as my mum works there, and thanks to her son's stupid ideas, she's become quite well known among the thousand or so staff

I think the best one for them was when I showed up at the age of 13 with several pencil erasers jammed right up to my eardrums. My buddies bet me I couldn't stuff 3 erasers total in my ears, but I showed them, I did!

That or the time my buddy (same one that stabbed his foot) and I decided to make a sledding hill out of the steps on our back deck because there wasn't enough snow on the ground. Ended up going through the neighbor's fence that was about 10 feet away from the bottom. Got a nasty gash on my cheek and my buddy got a concussion when he flew off the sled and cranked his head on their stucco wall

Oh, one time, we were at the park (i was 10 or 11 i think) there was this big play thing, with cross bars you could hang from and one straight pole at the end (like a strippers pole now that i think of it...) Anyway, we were seeing who could grab the farthest one by jumping from the side bars.

I ended up missing the second to last one, and flying teeth first into the stripper pole. I came home missing a tooth, mouth full of blood.

Now my upper front teeth have dead nerves, which means I beat everyone at ice eating competitions until brainfreeze sets in.

Just made some more beats called: "Loaf of Sandwich", "Bathtub Jello", "Ohi,liek mudkipz II"


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metallifan wrote:Hmm... Combine one cup/spoonfull/fistfull of all the food in your kitchen in the blender, mulch it, and see if you can choke it down.

Just skip "Zesty Italian" dressing if you have any.

That stuff is the devil.

Ick, gross. My fridge has three varieties of this kind of dressing. All of them are equally unimpressive.

I'm happy finally some of my CSM lot is going away.



On another note. I fethed up big today. I thought I was supposed to be in at 8am.

Nah I read my co-workers hours AGAIN. I'm working 4pm-8pm.

The people who wrote 'In the night garden' are nuts.

Probably a very rich nuts, but plain old crazy nonetheless.

My son watches it on TV every day and my wife is buying him books, toys, dolls and DVDs.

What's on my mind is my school prom.

Which is on thursday.

I have a plan for it which invovles me and one other person. But I'm not too sure of that others person's reaction to my plan.

In short: A bit worried.

VikingScott wrote:What's on my mind is my school prom.

Which is on thursday.

I have a plan for it which invovles me and one other person. But I'm not too sure of that others person's reaction to my plan.

In short: A bit worried.

Our prom was almost a month and a half ago

Good luck with that. Worse comes to worse, you can just stay home and paint your feelings on the back of a rhino.

Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

Maybe man. Good Luck anyway though, so long as you don't let it ruin an otherwise good night (although you already think prom will be rubbish so...). By the sounds of things it'll either make the night even better or you'll have fun anyways.

Good Luck Scott. I loved prom personally.

At our school formal (going to a grammar School we were above 'proms') one couple turned up in an ice cream van and handed out free ice creams.

Was most choice.

The after prom party is where the action is.
Ours rocked, but being midwinter all 150 of us were in a backyard at -1 degrees, drunk. So went to one of the hotels in town where we had booked out 2 floors and partied on in warmth.

The only party that came close was the Last day of school party.

Let me put it into perspective of why it will be bad.

Last years was cancelled due to lack of interest.
About 85ish people are going to the same after party I am and the rule is is that you have to go to prom first.

I have a year of 200ish.
So thats nearly half the year going only for the after party. lolz.

And thanks for the luck. I feel like I'll need it.

VikingScott wrote:Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

Your telling her you play 40k?

Game over man.... Game over.

VikingScott wrote:Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

I remember our Grad party. I convinced one guy to give a speech. It went something like this...


"Kay... Kay... Ev... Everyone! Every-SHUT UP! Everyone Imma giveah speech! Everyone shut up!...

Kay... So.. Congratulations to... Shut up! To the class of Grade 17 or 12 or whatever... Everyone shut up! I'm trying to give a speech! Shut up! Every... Shut up!

Grade... I'm proud of grade 12008 or 2008 or 12 or... EVERYONEBODY SHUT THE F*** UP! HOLY F*** I'M TRYING TO GIVE A SPEECH! F***ING PROUD OF GRADE 12 AND S***! SHUT UP!"


I then told him people might pay more attention to him if he jumped the fire (Which was not very big at all as far as bushparties go). He was so drunk he just fell face first off his chair when he tried to jump, and ended up a good arm's length from the fire. Stupid? Sure. But damn was it funny.

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:

VikingScott wrote:Nah I can't do that.
I'd need a rhino.

Oh and the fact that i plan to tell her at the prom.

Either way I'm proceding to the after party (which will actually be good. Prom=Rubbish) and getting rediculussly smashed with or without femine company.

Although I'd prefer the femine company

But should have 'made my move' a bit earlier i guess...

Your telling her you play 40k?

Game over man.... Game over.

No I am not.
Not until a few months in and maybe not even then.

Its was just a reply to what the previous poster to me said (name sllips my mind atm)

Soladrin wrote:
I also went to the store for a sec too, and parked with a "LIKE A GLOVE!"

Sigged.

(Might I ask what your parked with?)

Alas, a 92' toyota Starlet XD weeny car.

Ah, good party. feelin' a bit rough.

Well, it's my birthday tomorrow. Wondering if someone will remember this year.


Nah.

Happy B-day for tomorrow!

Made more beats called "electric appendix', "so far so-fuuuuuuu" "Studded rear-view mirror" and "Hot water salad"
Having more fun with the names,Tbh.

Slarg232 wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote:


I'm gonna do a metal remake of this.

Dude, if you were near me, I would kill you so hard you would die till your dead for posting that

I second that hatred. That video is an offense to all with even the slightest iota of taste.

I cant believe we're already loosing to Germany ! England squad sucks.

Happy B-day for tomorow Fauntleroy

My bday is about 3-4 weeks away now.

Happy 14th little lord.

Happy Birthday for tomorrow Littlelord, you're a dude in my eyes and that means everything.

Happy B-day LL.

The Crackdown 2 demo makes my eyes happy.

Meh, it was my birthday last week. I'm exactly one day older than Prince William. I mean he's got more castles, helicopters and money than me, but I've got more hair so I win.

Also, just bought a house with Mrs. Albatross. It's awesome.

I think I broke a toe.

Other then that. I'm tired. And I wish I had more money.

Wish I had some ginger ale right now...

Ye Gods.

Can this thread die sometime soon?

Either that or move it on to Twitter.

Slarg232 wrote: I would like to tell you all a story. One of ambition. Lust. Idiocy. Success. Failure. A story of Heaven and Hell, of incredible power both gained and lost. Of a man who thought he could have the power of the world at his finger tips and prove to a girl that she could have all of her desires fulfilled if she chose him. A man foolish enough to beleive that he could have powers rivaling that of any god. A man foolish enough to fall in love with a woman which didn't share his lust. A fool hardy man, beleiving himself to be capable of handling anything that came his way, and that he was untouchable.

This man....

This man is me.

I tried to show both Gods and Man that I could control the powers of the cosmos, crashed and burned from it. I write this not for entertainment, I write this so those poor souls thinking to copy my work will not make the same mistake I did. You can not control the powers of Gods, and everything you know of the spiritual realm is false.

"It is better to have lived and lost than to have not loved at all." - Lord Tennyson.

and now for a quote from myself:

"The problem many find with becoming a god is that it's a crappy job."

C.S Goto needs to die in a fire.

I just read an excerpts from the Dawn of War book.

Big. Mother. Fething. Mistake.

Now I'm off to try and cleanse myself of this taint.

Im starting to think only captain planet couldbe able to stop the oil spill.
didnt start releashing 20% as much as when it started.
And isnt it raining oil in the mainland?

I got a bit confused there EF. :p

I didn't watch the England game but I heard all about it on RS.

Yes, I've restarted Runescape. I've now got about 30 days of game time, someone I know on it has 177 days of game time.

You know, with how many Dakkites are metal heads, you would think we would have an Orkmoticon Ork sporting devil thorns...

(-_-)\m/

I'm not sure whether this was my worst birthday ever, or my best. I got one present-Typhus-but it's who gave me it thats the surprising part.

The girl I've been to tell you the truth in love with for the past 2 years walks up to me at lunch when no-ones around, and pushes something into my hand. She said she heard me mention I needed him and so went into the store full of 'weirdos' to get him. She smiles at me then runs off. I look down and see a Thyphus blister pack in my hands-on the back are written the words "happy birthday", with a smiley face.

Made my day, all I'm sayin'.

How was it the 'worse' day then?

Everyone else forgot.

Hey. I haven't really posted much of considerable worth for a while. Lets say iv'e had a very difficult time. But im getting better.

Now, onto more interesting matters!

We have our next gig on friday It'll be at someones house party, so im guessing its gonna be a bit of a trash fest. Ahh well, 'cos of this we decided to a bit less roaring, and a bit more singing. Turns out GES advice really paid of in the end.

Here is the playlist. It's pretty long, as we're supposed to play for a good while.

Bodies - Drowning Pool. - Its heavy, but it's not screamo, plus its kinda upbeat.

My apocalypse - Arch Enemy - I really pushed for this one, as Mean green stompa enlightened me of their existence a week or so back, and iv'e fallen in love with them. We're not roughing the vocals though, we're going to sing them. Should be fun.

Dez Moines - Devil Wears Prada - Nice screamo, but there's places to sing, should be fun.

Bastard's waltz - Cancer Bats - Jobs a good 'un. I sing the entire thing.

Labyrinth - Enter Shikari - We don't have a synthe, so we gotta rely heavily on guitars to bring the noise, but from practises, it seems to be going well.

I wont see you tonight parts 1 and 2 - Avenged Sevenfold. - Will be awesome.

Paranoia - Dope - Lets be honest, people will be drugging it up, so i thought this would be a nice little dig at them.

So, it looks to be good fun. I jsut hope i dont strain my vocals like before.

@Little lord Fauntleroy - Oh, boo hoo. Seriously, you need to lay off the self-pity - it's not a great way to win friends and influence people.

When I was at school, even listening to alternative music could get you your head kicked in, never mind playing wargames. Yet you manage to get a girl to like you (and she obviously does, not that it matters. You're children.), and all you do is come on the internet and drip about how no-one else remembered it to us sad bastards? Listen, I'm gonna tell you something that I wish somebody had told me when I was your age. None of it matters. None of it. All the massive problems you feel like you have, the issues? Exams? Getting girls to like you? Making friends? Un. Important.
You won't even remember their names in 10 years, believe me. They just feel like big problems when you're a young teenager.

You need to get a hold of yourself and be a man. You're BRITISH for feth's sake! Where's your stiff upper lip?

Alba, who was that directed at? Because if it was at me, then I think it's right to let you know I was beingb sarcastic in my last post (wow, it REALLY doesn't travel well across the intrewebz).

Edit: Oh I see it was directed at me. Fair enough, I do need to stop whining. Besides, everyone forgetting my birthday isn't anything out of the ordinary.

Shadowbrand wrote:I think I broke a toe.

Other then that. I'm tired. And I wish I had more money.

You need to get that checked out. I/m not sure if it's bone marrow or what, but something can seep from inside the bone and poison you. Unless you didn't really break a toe, in which it's all good.

Albatross wrote:

You need to get a hold of yourself and be a man. You're BRITISH for feth's sake! Where's your stiff upper lip?

Now there's the Great Brittania I think of.

As Churchill once said:

"We will fight them on the beaches. We will fight them in the pubs. We will fight them in the massage parlours. We will fight them in the football stadiums. We will never give in. We wil never surrender, until Great Brittania has defeated....Ghana, in the World Cup, oh feth it get me another Scotch and make it a double..."

@ Albatross. I don't agree. Obviously, im not at a point where I can look back and say "None of that mattered" but I can sure as hell point out the obvious. At school, you learn, and not just subjects. You learn how to deal with social situations, how to talk to girls (it doesn't come natural to some people) you essentially 'grow up'. Soooooo, even though the subjects themselves pale before the doom and gloom that you are portraying, there are still valuable lessons to be learned.

And secondly, and less restrained, that was a completely rude dick like thing to say. What gives you the right to talk to LLF like that? You say you were giving advice, but you could have done it in a much more calm and restrained way. Without saying he 'dripped' would be a start.

Still, im sure you are right

And no hard feelings