Truly, what is? What do you have on your chest that you want to get off. You can say it here, we won't judge.
ONE RULE THOUGH. IF I GET A WARNING ABOUT MY BEHAVIOUR........ IT'S YOUR FAULT.
Now that that's out of the way, the show must go on.
1. I hate people that walk slow. I have a classto go to, and my projects gonna be late if you don't get ou... How can someone that only wieghs 90 pounds take up an entire 8 foot wide hallway? Lady, yes you. Yes, I'm talking to you. I hate you.
2. People that can't drive. Idiot, you betterget outta my way before I fall apart.
I feel better. Really, I do. Please., partake in this, and release your rage.
1. I hate people that walk slow. I have a classto go to, and my projects gonna be late if you don't get ou... How can someone that only wieghs 90 pounds take up an entire 8 foot wide hallway? Lady, yes you. Yes, I'm talking to you. I hate you.
2. People that can't drive. Idiot, you betterget outta my way before I fall apart.
I feel better. Really, I do. Please., partake in this, and release your rage.
We must have been separated at birth.
Just twenty minutes ago, some moron merged into my lane without looking almost slamming into me. He actually accelerated when he did it. I had to slam on the breaks which nearly caused to car behind me to rear end me. Had I spotted him half a second later we would have wrecked. HARD. That jackass owes me a debt of gratitude for preventing him from wrecking his car. Man I am pissed off about that.
Heh. Children, old people, and anyone else who can't aprreciate that useful, working people have places to go and things to do. This pretty much ties in with what everyone else has been saying...
On one of the main roads I travel on theres an old woman in a black Peugeot who drives at about 40km/h. I swear she just drives back and forth or something. I've been stuck behind her a dozen times over about fifteen kilometres in the past seven months, and frankly I just want to slam her off the road. As if there wasn't already roadwork EVERYWHERE and police everywhere else.
Mind you people in powerful cars who tailgate you when you're already ten over the speed limit gripe me just as much.
To get off the subject, as a Dell warranty service contractor (I'm not employed by them, I'm contracted by another company) I'm sick of people acting like it's my fault their computers are cheap and failure-prone. Or that I'm not paid to backup their non-functional-anyway hard-drives. Or that they keep brushing their touchpad with their wrists while they're typing. Seriously, I love my job and get to drive all day, but largely because I hear some of the most original, irrelevant complaints people can invent... and get to answer back.
Convoluted traffic patterns! The other day, I decided that I wanted to eat lunch at my favorite Vietnamese restaurant across from KU Medical Center and I wasn't able to make a simple lane change because of a whole line of cars following each other too close, so I had to take an indirect route. Between all of the no left turn signs and a no right turn (!) sign, it took me at least five extra minutes to get there. Not a big deal? Maybe not in the grand scheme of things, but this sort of thing happens to me all the time.
I hate most of my school subjects. I know this seems like the sort of thing a ten-year-old would say, but why do I need advanced math classes when a lot of the careers out there don't need it?
Also, I hate Bogans. Those people with the Australian accents that you hear on cartoons who live in run-down houses and grow marijuana in the vegetable patch. I swear to god I'm going to get out the hunting rifle the next time they're trying to graffiti our house.
Cheese, you're braver than me. Plenty of people in my neighborhood grow weed in their veggie patches, but they usually have better than hunting rifles to protect themselves, so any who would wish them harm prefer to leave them alone. Of course, they also partake of their own product, so they are too lazy and uncoordinated to do graffiti. One of them did steal my lawnmower once, but he got caught for that and about half a dozen other petty crimes, so now he's someone's prom date in county. He should have stopped his criminal ways before his 18th, all I'm sayin'.
things that irk me (at least when im in the states)
people that whine and complain at the grocer's checkout stand, about the black smudge on the side of the milk carton! get out of my way.. go back get another one with NO black smudge... otherwise just shut up, and pay.. a black smudge does NOT affect the flavor of your crappy milk!!
grotesquely fat people, in general... but especially at restaurants that serve especially unhealthy foods, who then have the nerve to blame someone else about their being fat!!
people in the US, who live in temperate climates complaining about how "hot" it is... true story, got a whole bar to stop and stare at me, as i berated some little whiny, girly man from san fransisco, who was complaining that it was too hot there, at 80 degrees (f) !! im sorry that i have been to places in the world where the average temp. in the shade is about 130F
i could probably come up with a couple more, but im sure someone will have a field day with these as it is
"Also, I hate Bogans. Those people with the Australian accents that you hear on cartoons who live in run-down houses and grow marijuana in the vegetable patch. I swear to god I'm going to get out the hunting rifle the next time they're trying to graffiti our house."
Whats in my mind.... even though its my bday , im still horribly stressed , mostly about my family's relationship.
My parents divorced , i have 3 step sisters all have super good grades , jobs.
I havnt seen my dad for 3 years, not to mention not growing up with him. My grades are awful and there is nothing to to surpass my step sisters with.
Now he is getting old, i want to spend time with him but my step sisters that lives with him always talk badly about me and my mom, Im always left in the distance.
LunaHound wrote:
Whats in my mind.... even though its my bday , im still horribly stressed , mostly about my family's relationship.
My parents divorced , i have 3 step sisters all have super good grades , jobs.
I havnt seen my dad for 3 years, not to mention not growing up with him. My grades are awful and there is nothing to to surpass my step sisters with.
Now he is getting old, i want to spend time with him but my step sisters that lives with him always talk badly about me and my mom, Im always left in the distance.
There :"/
well, first off, happy birthday
while im no expert, i would suggest that you call him direct on the phone, arrange some way to meet up with him without the outside influences of siblings... While they may talk poor about you, i know that he is proud of you, no matter what.
For some strange reason, parents are proud of their kids, seemingly without end. I mean, unless you are charlie manson reinvented, there is something he's proud of. sounds to me like you are still in school, so you're young... dont worry so much about making others happy. find your place in the world, find what sort of career or workfield YOU want to get into, and go for it... nothing will make a family more proud than someone who, may not achieve their ultimate goals, but that they tried their best, and came out the better and stronger for it.
People who drop litter, especially when there's a bin but scant yards away,
People-- and I guess here it's mainly an age thing as it's kids-- who put their feet up on the seats on buses. Because I A.Am now old and B.Therefore always right I now deliberately go and choose my seat just to stop them from doing it.
People who walk along the street/wherever playing their gakky music from their crappy phones. Not least as it is never, NEVER a song that is any good.
I can't stand Gordan Brown, I just him want to admit he's ruined the country and retire. I'm also fed up with the bankers, why should we pay for their mistakes? I'll stop before I make myself too angry.
Lord Bingo wrote:I can't stand Gordan Brown, I just him want to admit he's ruined the country and retire. I'm also fed up with the bankers, why should we pay for their mistakes? I'll stop before I make myself too angry.
Seconded, i take it you voted Conservative then? I know i did, fat lot of difference it made though
If we are doing the Grumpy Old Men schtick, these are my gripes.
People who don’t move down inside the bus or tube to let others on.
People who don’t get out of the way in the bus or tube to let others off.
People who push onto the tube before letting people off.
People who put their feet on the seats.
People who listen to music too loud, or use their mobile phones too loud.
People eating food or drinking on the tube.
People who out on their make-up on the tube.
People who stand on the left on the escalator.
People who stack their damn luggage in the middle of the aisle on the tube, not in the areas reserved for stacking luggage.
People who stand in the areas reserved for stacking luggage on the tube, and stop people with luggage from stacking it there.
People who take up a seat for themselves and another seat for their bag.
X2 if they look at you in a funny way when you want to sit where their bag is sitting.
All these things are minor examples of thoughtless stupidity and petty selfishness. The Japanese have got a brilliant poster campaign going to try and wipe it out. Here are a few examples.
Gear that works intermittantly. NOTHING will make you want to snatch yourself bald faster. Except people acting the fool whao should damn well know better.
Cheese Elemental wrote:I hate most of my school subjects. I know this seems like the sort of thing a ten-year-old would say, but why do I need advanced math classes when a lot of the careers out there don't need it?
Also, I hate Bogans. Those people with the Australian accents that you hear on cartoons who live in run-down houses and grow marijuana in the vegetable patch. I swear to god I'm going to get out the hunting rifle the next time they're trying to graffiti our house.
AMEN AMEN
very very true..
note: i spent 2 months is aus and the bogans and deros can really get to a man!!
Americans who've never even been to Europe yet still insist on calling soccer "football"
People that don't use the feeder lane to get up to speed while merging onto an highway
I really dislike Rules Tyrants. Rules tyrants are TFGs that are the all knowing, all wise, and unbendable interpreters of the rules that because they're also the even organizer, listen to no one.
I live in South Africa, and i HATE always having to be overly safety concious and THERES NO PUBLIC TRANSPORT!!!
think about it (i'm 16 years old and i need a parent's lift everywhere!!) its really not ideal when your this age.
I also hate the complications of girls, like if you like them, they should just go out with you hahah
lifeafter wrote:
I really dislike Rules Tyrants. Rules tyrants are TFGs that are the all knowing, all wise, and unbendable interpreters of the rules that because they're also the even organizer, listen to no one.
And no offense to anyone here because I dont know you. But I HATE ignorant abnoxious americans and I'm affraid so do alot of people.
I have mat many americans that think Africa is a country.. :O!!
The worst example i can give is one lady at JFK international in NY:
she overheard my sister and I talkin and questioned which part of England we were from (She just assumed we were from there because we didn't sound american).
WE informed her that we live in Cape Town South Africa. Then amazingly, upon hearing this she questioned whether we knew her friend in Cairo(Egypt)!!!
She hadn't asked our names nor did we know hers, nor did we know her friend on the other side of the planet's.
*** But, just because we were from africa, she assumed we knew her 'friend'!!!
If terrorism exists I'm sure it is because of examples like this...
But nevertheless my intentions are just to inform, not offend
Okay, what I will start with will probably sound very boastful but well, here goes:
I am a person with relatively few friends, who did not go and meet other kids at all beyond kindergarten and such when I was 4-8. Well now I am 14. I study very hard in school, but still put more time then before with friends. However, this trend from my younger years have had the consecuens that I Never Ever start speaking to strangers. I am a shy person by nature. Now in my school there is a quite well spread that I should by some sort of gifted guy.This is mainly because I got the best grades in my class (i do actually). Well, Then comes the fact that my school is full of slowed goons. Said slowed goons have, to the difference of me been raised by the rules that if something is not by the norm, like somebody actually studying, It should be examined as noisily as possible.
They Actully seems to think that I enjoy their Interviews. Those half animals, monkeys, seem to think I like having my mathematic ability tested by them during the breaks by multiplication of 2-digit factors. When I look into their Eyes I am reminded of dead fish. This makes me feel like pushing people in front of cars. When they come to me nowadays, I usually respond by asking them how I have wronged them, and as they say, You haven't, I respond, then leave me in peace.
If Liverpool win the title I will eat not only my hat, but every hat in London. Man U (as much as I hate to say it being a Leeds fan) will absoloutley walk the Premiership this year, they have too much quality; compare the way Man U went out and battered Everton for 45 minutes yesterday to the way Liverpool and Chelsea sat back and pissed around in a game they had to win today. Liverpool got *very* lucky with Lampard's red card, the referee won Liverpool the game today, not Torres. Rafa is too cautious, and too unsure of what his best team is to win the league. The fact that he ever plays Lucas abve Alonso or Mascherano shows what an clown he is, and he's clearly cracking up. Managing to stop Robbie Keane scoring goals is an impressive feat though, well done to Rafa for that.
Man U are two points ahead, game in hand, and comfortably the best and deepest squad in the league, if not the world. Bloody scum.
One of the greatest musicians to ever grace the planet. I don't care what you think about him, but if anybody say's anything bad about Dave, there will be a reckoning.
LunaHound wrote:
Whats in my mind.... even though its my bday , im still horribly stressed , mostly about my family's relationship.
My parents divorced , i have 3 step sisters all have super good grades , jobs.
I havnt seen my dad for 3 years, not to mention not growing up with him. My grades are awful and there is nothing to to surpass my step sisters with.
Now he is getting old, i want to spend time with him but my step sisters that lives with him always talk badly about me and my mom, Im always left in the distance.
There :"/
I hate to hear that Luna. Byt your wrong, you do surpass your sisters. I know for a fact they could ever come anywhere near painting as well as you do, and that's from the bottom of my heart. If your grade sare bad, your not alone. My math has steadily been falling form A, to B, to C, To F, and now it's a D. And, happy birthday. Everybody PM lUna, our great friend, a happy BD!
I don't think that Mr. Benitez actually wanted Keane in the first place, he's very much a players fit in the system rather than system built around the players manager.
I agree it's the mancs to lose, but I think the number of games they've got coming up plus injuries and suspensions might trip them up. And whilst they did indeed batter away at the toffees they have been very lucky against teams like Wigan.
But Ferguson is nothing if not lucky.
Why we even have Lucas in the squad I have no idea. It can only be for modelling purposes.
Greebynog wrote:If Liverpool win the title I will eat not only my hat, but every hat in London. Man U (as much as I hate to say it being a Leeds fan) will absoloutley walk the Premiership this year, they have too much quality; compare the way Man U went out and battered Everton for 45 minutes yesterday to the way Liverpool and Chelsea sat back and pissed around in a game they had to win today. Liverpool got *very* lucky with Lampard's red card, the referee won Liverpool the game today, not Torres. Rafa is too cautious, and too unsure of what his best team is to win the league. The fact that he ever plays Lucas abve Alonso or Mascherano shows what an clown he is, and he's clearly cracking up. Managing to stop Robbie Keane scoring goals is an impressive feat though, well done to Rafa for that.
Man U are two points ahead, game in hand, and comfortably the best and deepest squad in the league, if not the world. Bloody scum.
it is i thought Robbie Keane was an odd signing, really we needed to sign David Villa for 5M at that point, Villa and Torres would be better than United's strike force in some respects.
On most of your points i agree, if you follow the rules of the game Lampards challenge was dangerous, when you take it into that particular situation it clearly was not a red card let alone a free kick, it disgusts me to say this i hope chelsea get the red card revoked.
In regards to Lucas i just don't understand what Rafa see's in the guy he's utter rubbish.
And it is scientifically impossible for a manc to not be smug.
technically thats not true, City fans are by no means smug.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:This isn't a sports forum guys. And did you send Luna a happy bday pm? You know, just because it's what people should do for a friend.
I know its why i've started a different thread in off topic.
1. EVERYONE! That's right. I hate you all. Maybe not right now, maybe I did earlier, but you can rest assured, you will eventually be the subject of my rage. Until that day though, drive safe, not stupid.
1. I hate people that walk slow. I have a classto go to, and my projects gonna be late if you don't get ou... How can someone that only wieghs 90 pounds take up an entire 8 foot wide hallway? Lady, yes you. Yes, I'm talking to you. I hate you.
2. People that can't drive. Idiot, you betterget outta my way before I fall apart.
I feel better. Really, I do. Please., partake in this, and release your rage.
We must have been separated at birth.
Just twenty minutes ago, some moron merged into my lane without looking almost slamming into me. He actually accelerated when he did it. I had to slam on the breaks which nearly caused to car behind me to rear end me. Had I spotted him half a second later we would have wrecked. HARD. That jackass owes me a debt of gratitude for preventing him from wrecking his car. Man I am pissed off about that.
We might have been. But I doubt it, because I'm not allowed to drive, only 14. I'm saying i hate people that can't drive (like my mom. I am scared out of my mom whenever I drive with her. Which is every day, cause she works at my school, riding with her is better than taking the bus.)
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Kay, new thing I'm pissed about.
1. EVERYONE! That's right. I hate you all. Maybe not right now, maybe I did earlier, but you can rest assured, you will eventually be the subject of my rage. Until that day though, drive safe!
just remember to hate equally across the board, else you will fall down the dark path of racism
Paul Atreides wrote:Okay, what I will start with will probably sound very boastful but well, here goes:
I am a person with relatively few friends, who did not go and meet other kids at all beyond kindergarten and such when I was 4-8. Well now I am 14. I study very hard in school, but still put more time then before with friends. However, this trend from my younger years have had the consecuens that I Never Ever start speaking to strangers. I am a shy person by nature. Now in my school there is a quite well spread that I should by some sort of gifted guy.This is mainly because I got the best grades in my class (i do actually). Well, Then comes the fact that my school is full of slowed goons. Said slowed goons have, to the difference of me been raised by the rules that if something is not by the norm, like somebody actually studying, It should be examined as noisily as possible.
They Actully seems to think that I enjoy their Interviews. Those half animals, monkeys, seem to think I like having my mathematic ability tested by them during the breaks by multiplication of 2-digit factors. When I look into their Eyes I am reminded of dead fish. This makes me feel like pushing people in front of cars. When they come to me nowadays, I usually respond by asking them how I have wronged them, and as they say, You haven't, I respond, then leave me in peace.
Wow, that sounds a hell of alot like me. Apart from i'm quizzed on science not maths.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Kay, new thing I'm pissed about.
1. EVERYONE! That's right. I hate you all. Maybe not right now, maybe I did earlier, but you can rest assured, you will eventually be the subject of my rage. Until that day though, drive safe!
just remember to hate equally across the board, else you will fall down the dark path of racism
HEY! Racism isn't funny! (perhaps in small groups of friends and family?) heh heh.
Whats on my mind? I'm worried that at my core I'm a violent psychotic. I need to move away from my current living conditions before I finally go over the edge and hurt someone, or try to.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Kay, new thing I'm pissed about.
1. EVERYONE! That's right. I hate you all. Maybe not right now, maybe I did earlier, but you can rest assured, you will eventually be the subject of my rage. Until that day though, drive safe!
just remember to hate equally across the board, else you will fall down the dark path of racism
HEY! Racism isn't funny! (perhaps in small groups of friends and family?) heh heh.
to put it in the words of Carlos Mencia.... Racial=funny, Racist= not funny ... so long as people are laughing, havin a good time, its all good
well... theres alot of things on my mind again today... mostly to do with writing an Index Astartes article for my DIY chapter, having to be in iraq, and working on my birthday (the second consecutive year, BTW)
and how slowed my unit is. also on my mind, is the average flight speed of a sparrow
I used to love football, now it bores me. I think that the intentionality of that game has taken the fun out of it. I get these parents coming up to me at work (I'm a sport-specific trainer) and they tell me to 'make my kid a football player'. But none of them know what that means. They want their kid to bench 400 pounds, but they don't understand the stress that places on their bodies. Of all the kids, and young adults, that I work with maybe 1 in 10 will be a success. The others won't fail for lack of talent, or even lack of desire, but because they were smart enough to realize that living past the age of 55 is worth more than an NFL career.
Ignorant Northern American students on exchange / study abroad.
"I've learned soooo much about life, like, outside my cul-de-sac!"
I could go on, but don't really want to stir up those thoughts any more. Grumble. I'd rather live in a ramshackle house and defend star-leaved plants than live next door to another American student...
See? I'm carrying on and I didn't even want to. Ferchrissakes.
I think I'm going mad from pent-up rage. Back when I started high school, my only friend here turned on me when I started getting shoved around by some older students. After a while, I snapped and tried to savage him. Predictably, he got off alright and I was held in internal suspension for a week. I've kept my rage pent up since then, but since I'm about to start my last year in high school, I think now is the right time to release it. I think that on the first day of school I might try to break his nose. i'm really worried about this, because a lot of people think I already have a serious anger problem and I've spent a long time trying to disprove this. I've never seriously hurt people before; I've threatened bogans and hoons messing around outside my house with the hunting rifle (I never pulled the bolt though). What to do?
Bogans = any of following, or a combination: red-necked, yobbo, xenphobic, uncouth, alcoholic, drug-addled, simple, grew-up-in-a-small-town, heavily Australian accented... not all of them are bad, just most of them.
Hoons = irresponsible fast drivers (street racers, bogans with V8 Commodores etc.)
*Damn Dirty Apes. I hate it when they try to put their hands on me.
*Hurricanes and Tornadoes. I’m not keen on anything that can blow your house away, and you with it.
*Recessions/depressions. In the immortal words of Cheech, “recession, depression, it all leads to oppression man.” Nothing says this sucks like worrying if you’ll have money to take care of your wife, kids, and parents.
*People who drive fast in residential neighborhoods. It should be fully legal to find them, and dump a load of cow manure mixed with concrete onto their vehicles.
Paul Atreides wrote:Okay, what I will start with will probably sound very boastful but well, here goes:
I am a person with relatively few friends, who did not go and meet other kids at all beyond kindergarten and such when I was 4-8. Well now I am 14. I study very hard in school, but still put more time then before with friends. However, this trend from my younger years have had the consecuens that I Never Ever start speaking to strangers. I am a shy person by nature. Now in my school there is a quite well spread that I should by some sort of gifted guy.This is mainly because I got the best grades in my class (i do actually). Well, Then comes the fact that my school is full of slowed goons. Said slowed goons have, to the difference of me been raised by the rules that if something is not by the norm, like somebody actually studying, It should be examined as noisily as possible.
They Actully seems to think that I enjoy their Interviews. Those half animals, monkeys, seem to think I like having my mathematic ability tested by them during the breaks by multiplication of 2-digit factors. When I look into their Eyes I am reminded of dead fish. This makes me feel like pushing people in front of cars. When they come to me nowadays, I usually respond by asking them how I have wronged them, and as they say, You haven't, I respond, then leave me in peace.
Wow, that sounds a hell of alot like me. Apart from i'm quizzed on science not maths.
I'd take these posts better if they used better spelling and punctuation than my dog. Just saying.
I hate the recent waves of immigrants from a certain country the past few years ( i wont say which country as it will offend people , but rest assured what im about to say is true, and you can all figure out where they are from )
How do i start . k on sky train there are always those
courtesy seats for the old , disabled etc etc.
This has happend countless times since i take the train to school everyday, and NOT ONCE have i seen people from that country give the seat to elder. Every single time it turns into me asking if i can take the seat , who can refuse a cute girl right? :"D and i would then in turn give the seat to the elderly. Everytime they have that confused look, as if they couldnt understand why i did that. Its very depressing.
That and the same group goes to net cafe often too, and if their seats are not next to each other, they would SHOUT across the room, from one end to the other . As if the whole place belongs to them, or if no one else existed there. My god, once i stood up , went behind the closest one of the group and screamed " shut the f*** up " As loud as it was, it fell into dead silence, and the guy turn around and asked if i was talking to him. I looked and screamed " who the hell do you think ? " then he was like sorry sorry sorry .
The other customers around me all clapped after the awkward 10 second of silence. I walked up to the store manager who was in shocked , his eyes and mouth were still wide open. I apologized to him for screaming and stuff , and left the net cafe :"P
Im just glad though, that even though we may be both asian, the Canadian population been very diverse multicultured can differentiate us
both by language, and the way we look.
Frazzled wrote:I'd take these posts better if they used better spelling and punctuation than my dog. Just saying.
Well thank you. I actually have quite good grades in english. And the fact I write words with a capital first letter sometimes even though it isn't needed is just a bad habit of mine. But I want to learn more of the language, so can you please be so kind as to point out my spelling errors?
And I actually put some effort in spelling correctly. It is a very reassuring thing to know that ones' effort is appreciated.
Do not fend this of with "I was not an attack". I found it quite... what shall you call it... Bitchy
Frazzled wrote:I'd take these posts better if they used better spelling and punctuation than my dog. Just saying.
Well thank you. I actually have quite good grades in english. And the fact I write words with a capital first letter sometimes even though it isn't needed is just a bad habit of mine. But I want to learn more of the language, so can you please be so kind as to point out my spelling errors?
And I actually put some effort in spelling correctly. It is a very reassuring thing to know that ones' effort is appreciated.
Do not fend this of with "I was not an attack". I found it quite... what shall you call it... Bitchy
1. I am the queen of y.
2. You're coming off as arrogant, yet put up a post like what you started with. Thats a recipe for trouble.
I don't "Hate" anyone so, when I USE the word hate... think REALLY REALLY DISLIKE with an immense intensity. LOL
I hate people who AREN'T fat making assumptions about me just because I am. The fact is, I do not meet 99%+ of the stereotypes of fat people.
I hate fat people who waddle.
I hate fat people who eat like slobs.
I hate fat people (ALL people actually) who don't understand that you should CHEW YOUR FOOD WITH YOUR FRIGGING PIE-HOLE CLOSED BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH YOU MASTICATE! I hate fat people (again... ALL people, actually) who talk with food in their mouth... SEE THE ABOVE "ALL CAPS" RANT! I hate fat people who swing their arms wildly while walking so that they get that extra "oompf" that they could manage with a little more... effort... and NO arm swinging.
I hate fat people who don't pull their pants up over their bellies... especially women.
I hate fat people who wear really tight clothes.
I hate fat people who stomp around because, instead of PLACING their foot on the ground, they let gravity and their leg fat pull it forcefully. Again, people... just a little effort...
I hate that the fat people I'm talking about don't realize that they're the a-holes who get us all lumped into groups where everyone assumes all fat people are like them.
I hate people who think fat people can lose the weight, simply by "dieting." You're morons. Get a clue.
My Standardized English Test is coming up in, like a week. So my teacher's making sure that we all know our crap. Only thing is, she wants us to do outlines and organize our thoughts. Now everyone, stop, take a deep breath, and continue laughing........................... You done, nother minute? alright................................... And were back for your regularly scheduled rant. I can only write when I make it up of the top of my head. When I write an outline, I get writer's block. Plus I have to deal with Leon. Jerk needs to get a job. (One of the voices in my head. If he doesn't shut up I poke him with a Q-Tip.) Don't worry he's one of my voices, so it's allowed.
I hate group projects. I am a control freak and I cannot deal with another person "aiding" my grade. Write your own damn lab report and I will write mine. Dont try to skate by on my report because I didnt go out and get hammered all weekend.
I hate professors who refuse to answer questions about assignments because "Everything you need is in the handout." No sh** sherlock, but I still dont know how to design a supercurve.
I've found that my new pet hate (well I say new, I merely hate it more now) is people who sit at the back of the bus (or train, or bus stop etc) and insist on playing music from their phone speakers.
No, I do not want to listen to what you are listening to and I wouldn't want to listen if it was something I liked because the quality is utter crap. It's even sadder when it's ONE person sat on their own doing it, and the poor sap isnt surrounded by a swarm of his/her friends.
Apparently they've never heard of headphones.
Cheese Elemental wrote:I think I'm going mad from pent-up rage. Back when I started high school, my only friend here turned on me when I started getting shoved around by some older students. After a while, I snapped and tried to savage him. Predictably, he got off alright and I was held in internal suspension for a week. I've kept my rage pent up since then, but since I'm about to start my last year in high school, I think now is the right time to release it. I think that on the first day of school I might try to break his nose. i'm really worried about this, because a lot of people think I already have a serious anger problem and I've spent a long time trying to disprove this. I've never seriously hurt people before; I've threatened bogans and hoons messing around outside my house with the hunting rifle (I never pulled the bolt though). What to do?
Given that you'd be committing assault, would it be worth the jail time?
I have two things on my mind bothering me a lot lately Dakka.
First my jaw has been in a semi-locked state since Christmas Day. I can only open it about a third of a normal distance. Along with this comes a lot of pain and anxiety. It becomes sore if I talk to long or eat things that require to much chewing. I also can't make out with my girlfriend, very annoying.
Second, I think I may have a disorder called delayed ejaculation. A particular mastabatory technique is probably what is causing it. I won't go into any more detail, but if you wondering wikipedia it. It's causing a lot of strife in my relationship sexually. My girlfreind is very frustrated with me.
Cheese Elemental wrote:I think I'm going mad from pent-up rage. Back when I started high school, my only friend here turned on me when I started getting shoved around by some older students. After a while, I snapped and tried to savage him. Predictably, he got off alright and I was held in internal suspension for a week. I've kept my rage pent up since then, but since I'm about to start my last year in high school, I think now is the right time to release it. I think that on the first day of school I might try to break his nose. i'm really worried about this, because a lot of people think I already have a serious anger problem and I've spent a long time trying to disprove this. I've never seriously hurt people before; I've threatened bogans and hoons messing around outside my house with the hunting rifle (I never pulled the bolt though). What to do?
Given that you'd be committing assault, would it be worth the jail time?
I think you need to make dealing with this a priority. It is my belief that this sort of thing has resulted in the random outbursts of violence that have plagued the developed world over the last 30 years or so. Anger and physical aggression, particularly from males, is strongly frowned upon in our modern, "progressive" society. Zero tolerance for violence policies in schools have not helped. Now, by having a blanket zero tolerance to aggression, boys have no recourse when confronted by a bully but passive resistance. The bully is typically the ill behaved sort that doesn't care if he's expelled or suspended. Those who are the targets of bullying want to stay in school, so they can't fight back. Therefore all that rage and shame becomes bottled up, until some people can't contain it and it can only be expressed by a burst of extreme and nihilistic violence. I believe that a fistfight between two men isn't the end of the world, and I firmly believe that people sometimes have to have a "safety valve" to release pent up rage. Telling an authority figure about it is no solution, as every instinct tells a man not to "tattle" or "be a rat", in short, it is dishonorable. I suspect that the rejection of all physical agression as invariably bad or pathological is the end result of Judeo-Christianity, and the inherent passivity, weakness, and "feminization" built into the religion. I'm not about to tell you to do something illegal, but I personally believe that if someone touches you or even, in some situations, does something that costs you face, then I think a physical response is not immoral.
If someone is on your property threatening you, thats one thing, but if it is a case of bullying or just harassment, do us all a favor and give the weapon to someone you trust who knows you for a little while. Don't become another headline that threatens my firearms rights.
Typeline wrote:I have two things on my mind bothering me a lot lately Dakka.
First my jaw has been in a semi-locked state since Christmas Day. I can only open it about a third of a normal distance. Along with this comes a lot of pain and anxiety. It becomes sore if I talk to long or eat things that require to much chewing. I also can't make out with my girlfriend, very annoying.
Second, I think I may have a disorder called delayed ejaculation. A particular mastabatory technique is probably what is causing it. I won't go into any more detail, but if you wondering wikipedia it. It's causing a lot of strife in my relationship sexually. My girlfreind is very frustrated with me.
But that's enough of me bawwwing for one night.
Wow. Um....The jaw thing you seriously need to get looked at. Do you have any idea why it may have started?
About the delayed ejaculation issue, I understand where you're coming from. At one time I took a medication that caused that exact problem. Fortunately the partners I were with were very open and uninhibited sexually, and basically worked through the issue. I hate to say it, but this is a case of taking two to tango, and if you just didn't give a damn, that is one thing, but if you're willing to work on it and she is just frustrated then part of the problem might be your girlfriend. Without going into detail, there are things she can do, if nothing else, being patient.
And by the way, if anyone out there is saying "lucky you" or " I wish I were that fortunate", well, it isn't necessarily a good thing at all and can be intensely frustrating.
Agree with Grignard totally and Typeline my heart goes out to you man, I had exactly the same problem through medication too and going at it for an hour with someone gets very repetitive and boring quite quickly, their is no lucky about it.
Typeline wrote:I have two things on my mind bothering me a lot lately Dakka.
First my jaw has been in a semi-locked state since Christmas Day. I can only open it about a third of a normal distance. Along with this comes a lot of pain and anxiety. It becomes sore if I talk to long or eat things that require to much chewing. I also can't make out with my girlfriend, very annoying.
Second, I think I may have a disorder called delayed ejaculation. A particular mastabatory technique is probably what is causing it. I won't go into any more detail, but if you wondering wikipedia it. It's causing a lot of strife in my relationship sexually. My girlfreind is very frustrated with me.
But that's enough of me bawwwing for one night.
At least you have a girlfriend. And that other thing.......gross. Just very gross. I really don't need to hear about that, but brought it on myself wit this thread.
MagickalMemories wrote:All my "b!tching" will surround fat people.
I don't "Hate" anyone so, when I USE the word hate... think REALLY REALLY DISLIKE with an immense intensity. LOL
I hate people who AREN'T fat making assumptions about me just because I am. The fact is, I do not meet 99%+ of the stereotypes of fat people.
I hate fat people who waddle.
I hate fat people who eat like slobs.
I hate fat people (ALL people actually) who don't understand that you should CHEW YOUR FOOD WITH YOUR FRIGGING PIE-HOLE CLOSED BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH YOU MASTICATE! I hate fat people (again... ALL people, actually) who talk with food in their mouth... SEE THE ABOVE "ALL CAPS" RANT! I hate fat people who swing their arms wildly while walking so that they get that extra "oompf" that they could manage with a little more... effort... and NO arm swinging.
I hate fat people who don't pull their pants up over their bellies... especially women.
I hate fat people who wear really tight clothes.
I hate fat people who stomp around because, instead of PLACING their foot on the ground, they let gravity and their leg fat pull it forcefully. Again, people... just a little effort...
I hate that the fat people I'm talking about don't realize that they're the a-holes who get us all lumped into groups where everyone assumes all fat people are like them.
I hate people who think fat people can lose the weight, simply by "dieting." You're morons. Get a clue.
On the converse... I love chubby chasers. LOL
Eric
It must be lonely on top of that mountain all by yourself...
Meh. Me own fault. Too much time on Dakka, not enough work! Still, lots of nice new jobs out there if one knows where to look. Local Theatre is after an Admin, so I'll be applying there. Though I need to re-install Office on my laptop, and I can't find the code thingy. Which blows.
Frazzled wrote:I'd take these posts better if they used better spelling and punctuation than my dog. Just saying.
Well thank you. I actually have quite good grades in english. And the fact I write words with a capital first letter sometimes even though it isn't needed is just a bad habit of mine. But I want to learn more of the language, so can you please be so kind as to point out my spelling errors?
And I actually put some effort in spelling correctly. It is a very reassuring thing to know that ones' effort is appreciated.
Do not fend this of with "It was not an attack". I found it quite... what shall you call it... Bitchy
1. I am the queen of y.
2. You're coming off as arrogant, yet put up a post like what you started with. Thats a recipe for trouble.
I believe I asked for a list of my spelling errors. I still haven't seen that. And furthermore, I spell better then avarege for someone of my age-group and from a country that does not haveenglish as first language.
Spelling errors in your last post. Unfortunately, the English language is abyssmal to learn how to spell properly. Spell checks often will miss words. Use an English spell check though, it will throw Americans who can't spell into thinking a misspelling on your part is actually the correct usage
Frazzled wrote:I'd take these posts better if they used better spelling and punctuation than my dog. Just saying.
Well thank you. I actually have quite good grades in english. And the fact I write words with a capital first letter sometimes even though it isn't needed is just a bad habit of mine. But I want to learn more of the language, so can you please be so kind as to point out my spelling errors?
And I actually put some effort in spelling correctly. It is a very reassuring thing to know that ones' effort is appreciated.
Do not fend this of with "It was not an attack". I found it quite... what shall you call it... Bitchy
1. I am the queen of y.
2. You're coming off as arrogant, yet put up a post like what you started with. Thats a recipe for trouble.
I believe I asked for a list of my spelling errors. I still haven't seen that. And furthermore, I spell better then avarege for someone of my age-group and from a country that does not haveenglish as first language.
What I got from it had nothing to do with grammar and everything to do with your attitude. I know it is a complaint thread to some extent, and I realize that you prefaced your post with exactly that, but could you understand how someone might interpret your feelings as arrogant? Do you possibly think that the "animals" you criticize might have a legitimate gripe about you? You may not say what you posted here to someone's face, but I will guarantee you they pick up on it. Other than your grades, which is a small part of your academic career which is in turn a small part of your life, have you done anything to justify your effortless superiority to everyone around you? I know lots of people who are highly intelligent but could not excel on assignments because of a learning disability, lack of desire, or some other reason, and I've known plenty of people who made great grades but whom I personally feel are as dumb as a bag of hammers. I agree that it sucks having to interact with people whom you feel vastly superior too, but that is life.
About the jaw thing, forgot to mention why I haven't gotten it looked at yet. I'm switching insurance companies right now. If I seek treatment my new insurance company will see it as a preexisting condition and won't help pay for the surgery I need. And yes I've seen a a few people about it, but I had to stop going due to the insurance thing. I'll probably get my surgical consult late this month or early next next.
As for the other thing, I'm looking around for advice and help from some RN/PA friends of mine. Working in the medical field rocks, all my friends know stuff.
Frazzeld, I have been feeling like an ass ever since I wrote that to you. It was very arrogant of me, and I took your first response in an very bad way. It was just not the kind of insult I am used to getting. All of this was very immature from me from start to finish. Will you accept my apologies?
Grignard, I definately understand your point, and even before I read it, I have had second thoughts on what I wrote. The thing is, those persons (I do realise what I called them was inapropriate, uncalled for and redundant.) is the biggest single reason I don't believe in humanity amymore. The biggest gripe(It is spelled like that way, right?) I have with them is I sitt there alone at some table, most often deeply focused in some book, And those pronoid boneheads seem to think it is their privilege and responsebility to try to talk to them. I am talking about the kind of people that think it's cool to fire off four inch firecrackers holding them, aiming at innocent bystanders(I do not know what you call it when those people get hurt, but I call it natural selection.), to buy drinks of unknown alcoholic content from someones trunk late at night at some dark alleyway, you know, The Dreg of Society In the Making?
The are so... Mobbish, when they look at me, I get this feeling there is red bulls eye behind their eyes, centered on my face, with a sign reading "independent thought detected; moving to observe and attempt to assimilate into group self or eradicate depending on readings/ input orders" except they wont say that because most of those words have more then 7 letters.
Harkonnens rule, House Atreides will go down in fire an pain, er uh House Atredies drools?
I got mixed feelings about your response.
You're just jealous because they trapped your survivors of our righteous vendetta in caves and closed them up with artillery fire. (the preceding was an attempt at humor playing on the knowledge of the Dune series. It may not be translating well.)
(most) Emo people (and their music) really piss me off, I detest organized religion in all of its shapes, I'm really sick of the Twilight series and its fan base (not to mention the disgraceful way they portrayed vampires) and I'm really craving a grilled cheese sandwich right now...yeah that felt good.
The Thousandth Son wrote:(most) Emo people (and their music) really piss me off, I detest organized religion in all of its shapes, I'm really sick of the Twilight series and its fan base (not to mention the disgraceful way they portrayed vampires) and I'm really craving a grilled cheese sandwich right now...yeah that felt good.
Not too sure about your felling on religon. I do hate Emo people/music, and I would burn every twilight book with fire and holy water if given the slightes chance. And yes, now I want a grilled cheese. Thanks, now I'm hungry, and I don't trust myself to make a grilled cheese without burning dowmn my house
I'm pissed right now, because I can't figure how the hell to get some pics from photobucket over to the gallery, then post them in one of my threads. . Also, I don't know which classes I'm gonna take for school. Damn You, Education System! Once again you foil my plot to be lazy and content with my laziness!
F**k it. I'll admit my problems to you. I figure I owe you that much, given that you all responded to this thread and didn't alert the FBI that Project: Alpha G.I.G.A.S had escaped, and was currently holed up in the middle of nowhere.
1. I have few friends, most likely because people have established me as a nerd. This is because my nose is in a book instead of dealing with people that I want to beat to a bloody pulp. I however, have atributed this to my anti-social tendencies. Either that, or my brothers got all the luck with people.
2. Everyday, my mind races with plots, drafts, characters, monologes, dialoges, ideas, and my voice named Leon. How the hell am I supposed to study with him always telling me "You know it won't matter. The only one's they ever cared about were Jordan and Alec." These are my brothers, each that is good at something. Jordan, sports and German. Alec, school in general, and extensively self taught pianist. Me? Jack sh*t. The only solace I have been able to find, and a way to disprove Leon, is that I am slightly gifted at writing. Thankfully, Leon hasn't found a way to poke holes in this yet, so I'm on my way to developing better skills, and hoping tio boost my confidence levels till heeventually goes away.
3. I would rather read comics than go to a party.
4. My nick-name, according to one of my friends is gonna be Designated . (gotta keep some secrets!)
5. I don't do my homework till I get to homeroom the next day.
Now, I hope you don't bust my balls about this too much, as I now feel much better about having admitted my problems, and i wish to keep this good feeling for a little. Wha.. No. Shut up Leon. Just shut your mouth, because you . Oh, wait, too much of a low blow? Too bad, Leon.
Frazzled, your comparison of harkonnens and atreides show very clearly the kind of mindset that came to the fore when that lone ornithopter was assumed to have been lost in that coriolis storm. Why both know what came out of that.
My favorite Vampire movie is "John Carpenter's Vampires". Though they can be charming, Vampires in my opinion should always be categorized as monsters.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:2. Everyday, my mind races with plots, drafts, characters, monologes, dialoges, ideas, and my voice named Leon. How the hell am I supposed to study with him always telling me "You know it won't matter. The only one's they ever cared about were Jordan and Alec." These are my brothers, each that is good at something. Jordan, sports and German. Alec, school in general, and extensively self taught pianist. Me? Jack sh*t. The only solace I have been able to find, and a way to disprove Leon, is that I am slightly gifted at writing. Thankfully, Leon hasn't found a way to poke holes in this yet, so I'm on my way to developing better skills, and hoping tio boost my confidence levels till heeventually goes away.
If Leon is a voice you hear inside your head (like your imagination/conscience) then that is usually normal-ish. If you hear it as if it is coming from an external source (and especially if you look around to find the source from time to time), and/or if you normally respond by speaking aloud instead of thinking a reply, then you should go to the doctors to get checked out.
warpcrafter wrote:My favorite Vampire movie is "John Carpenter's Vampires". Though they can be charming, Vampires in my opinion should always be categorized as monsters.
Well yeah, they exist to prey on the living, they're predators, it only makes sense. I liked the vampires in I Am Legend and 30 Days of Night, they were all brutal and metal and any other word you could use to describe awesome.
The Thousandth Son wrote:
Well yeah, they exist to prey on the living, they're predators, it only makes sense. I liked the vampires in I Am Legend and 30 Days of Night, they were all brutal and metal and any other word you could use to describe awesome.
i also enjoyed the Vamps in 30 Days of Night, and its kind of how i imagined them looking in human form in the book "Vampire Wars" set in the WHFB realm.
got something new on my mind.... GOING THE HOME!!!! thats right, i am VERY close to coming home from 15 months in the *wonderful* country of Iraq.
Paul Atreides wrote:Frazzled, your comparison of harkonnens and atreides show very clearly the kind of mindset that came to the fore when that lone ornithopter was assumed to have been lost in that coriolis storm. Why both know what came out of that.
Hey when you're having to biggie size your army to deal with Atreidies once and for all, you are bound to get some incompetents involved...
As to vampires. Meh. The only true vampire is the original twins of the night: bad boy Bela Legosi and Max "do you think my finger nails are too long" Schreck. Every one else is a bunch of girlyman vampires.
I'll make myself persona non grata by saying that Interview with the Vampire is my favourite vampire movie, yet I hate the Anne Rice books it's based off of.
But Twilight is not about vampires. Twilight is about a girl who is idolized, but not touched, by a metrosexual. Its a cheap Harlequin Romance concept. Vaguely disconcerting.
its amazing what crap women will read... just throw in some emo crap, some "bad guy" and someone who likes to nibble on girls' necks, BAM! itll sell millions of copies...
man, i could probably make some serious money writing for that crowd
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:2. Everyday, my mind races with plots, drafts, characters, monologes, dialoges, ideas, and my voice named Leon. How the hell am I supposed to study with him always telling me "You know it won't matter. The only one's they ever cared about were Jordan and Alec." These are my brothers, each that is good at something. Jordan, sports and German. Alec, school in general, and extensively self taught pianist. Me? Jack sh*t. The only solace I have been able to find, and a way to disprove Leon, is that I am slightly gifted at writing. Thankfully, Leon hasn't found a way to poke holes in this yet, so I'm on my way to developing better skills, and hoping tio boost my confidence levels till heeventually goes away.
If Leon is a voice you hear inside your head (like your imagination/conscience) then that is usually normal-ish. If you hear it as if it is coming from an external source (and especially if you look around to find the source from time to time), and/or if you normally respond by speaking aloud instead of thinking a reply, then you should go to the doctors to get checked out.
I believe Leon might be something I created (imagination) but he's definately not my conscience, thta is all Rocky. Rocky is the mental pic I developed to guide me. Rocky is my brothers bull dog, whom I love to death, so if i do something that my conscience would tell me not to do, I get a pic of Rocky upset. Very motivateing to tell you the truth. But as I was saying, I believe Leon is something I created, who's designed to make me feel bad, so that I will strive to do better. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I only ever answer Leon in my head, because if I do otherwise, I wil be adimiting to him some form of defeat, so it's intrnal battle for no. But good news, I've grown healtier in the exceptence of myself.
got something new on my mind.... GOING THE HOME!!!! thats right, i am VERY close to coming home from 15 months in the *wonderful* country of Iraq.
YES! Everyone, wish this wonderful man and defender of liberty GOOD LUCK! We intend to see you home, adn if you are so much as one second late, we'll kick your ass for making us worry! Thank you.
EVERYONE! GATHER ROUND! I need to do something. Alright, well, um... jeez,never done this before,...... I would like to thank you all. You have made this thread a HOT TOPIC!! Yes, and this will aslo be my 364th message! Double Whammy!
Ensis Ferrae wrote:its amazing what crap women will read... just throw in some emo crap, some "bad guy" and someone who likes to nibble on girls' necks, BAM! itll sell millions of copies...
I am currently pissed that I'm failing English, and my parents don't seem to notice my Science and math grades are now both Up to B's. I hate math with a furious passion.
Frazzled wrote:Parents don't want justice. They just want quiet. Good for the classes you are doing better at, but need to work on Engish as well.
I'm gonna go out on a limg and say your a parent? My parents want quiet, which is why I'm always in my room, reading, watching tv, listening to my mp3, or I use the pc (it's a shared one), with headphones or no volume.
Frazzled wrote:Parents don't want justice. They just want quiet. Good for the classes you are doing better at, but need to work on Engish as well.
I'm gonna go out on a limg and say your a parent? My parents want quiet, which is why I'm always in my room, reading, watching tv, listening to my mp3, or I use the pc (it's a shared one), with headphones or no volume.
About the jaw thing, forgot to mention why I haven't gotten it looked at yet. I'm switching insurance companies right now. If I seek treatment my new insurance company will see it as a preexisting condition and won't help pay for the surgery I need. And yes I've seen a a few people about it, but I had to stop going due to the insurance thing. I'll probably get my surgical consult late this month or early next next.
As for the other thing, I'm looking around for advice and help from some RN/PA friends of mine. Working in the medical field rocks, all my friends know stuff.
Not true...
My wife's in the medical field, and I used to be in management before I wised up. these things have been drilled into my head.
Here in the US -which is the flag currently by your avatar- If you're getting treatment for something and switch insurance companies, the new insurance company is required to cover that condition, provided you did not have a period of time in which you were uninsured.
Under the following situations, you WOULD be covered:
Same job, new insurance through work
New job, insurance starts day 1.
New job, insurance starts a # of days after you've been there, but you use Cobra in the mean time to keep your old insurance
Change insurance from YOUR work to the one at your WIFE's work.
Change insurance from your PARENT'S policy to one at your new employer.
Right now I'm pissed since i told a guy in my wood shop class that i haven't had a girlfriend, he thought he needed to help me. I quote him now. By the way, I'm not a 40 year old virgin.
"DUDE! I'll get you over to my house give you the Works to get you in The Game. Ya know contacts, haircut, clothes. everything!" I am actually happy being single, as I really don't care. At all. By the way, when you first asked someone out, I'm asking both the guys and girls here, and got regected, how'd it fell. I was actually kinda happy that i was. Yeah, I'm messed up. I also am dying for my dad to make his stews again. So delicious.
I also am happy that a letter i sent into WitchBlade was printed. I won't tell you which one was mine, but you should be able to figure it out.
I'm pretty sure the first time I asked someone out and got rejected I pretty much just felt drunk. Definitely remember drunk.
On a similar vein though, I've gone and got myself a rather lovely new girlfriend this week, and am happier than I have been in recent memory, she's a star.
i am currently sitting in a hotel room, having just returned from Iraq, waiting for my apartment to be ready for me to move in (later on today, as its retardedly early right now).
and im quite pleased the missus let me get my first drop pod (only 2-3 more to go to complete my army) and a second LRC/R.
thinking of how to do valentines day crap for the missus as well...i hate these holidays...no seriously, i HATE these holidays.
also thinking about the somewhat near future, as we found out that we're pregnant (i know, technically its just the wife, but really i am too, because of her )
Ensis Ferrae wrote:i am currently sitting in a hotel room, having just returned from Iraq, waiting for my apartment to be ready for me to move in (later on today, as its retardedly early right now).
and im quite pleased the missus let me get my first drop pod (only 2-3 more to go to complete my army) and a second LRC/R.
thinking of how to do valentines day crap for the missus as well...i hate these holidays...no seriously, i HATE these holidays.
also thinking about the somewhat near future, as we found out that we're pregnant (i know, technically its just the wife, but really i am too, because of her )
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! nice to know your back safely from iraq aka crap hole. Also nice to know your gonna be a proud pappa! By the way, don't ever come home and find the house a mess and ask her what she did all day. You will never win that one.
Well my Mom just called me and informed me that my Dad just ran into the wife of my High school art teacher. Apparently the boarding school I was shipped away to is struggling too survive and has re-branded itself as an "aquatic school" or something. Essentially instead of biology, they have marine biology, the English classes teach Melville, and Hemingway, and the sports programs have been cut down to just rowing and sailing. The entire art department was cut, so one of the few teachers at that place who gave a flying crap about me while I was there is now out of work. I also learned that a kid I knew there is now in rehab for crystal meth, which actually doesn't come as any surprise. My Aunt who knows his family said that his biggest problem isn't the drugs, its that his parents can't stand him. Frankly little of this comes as a surprise. I could write a book on what was wrong with that school. Seriously, in the two and a half years I was there, ten kids died in drinking and driving accidents. At a boarding school.
I'm repainting my plague marines, their third paint scheme. I;m also replacing all of the plague marine terminator helmets with bare heads. Why? Sheer boredom. I used to try to have a girlfriend, but that was a mistake. The males in my family only attracted the sort of females who should be slapped into a straightjacket, thrown into a padded cell and have darts loaded with thorazine shot at them about once an hour. My high school days are now thankfully just a greyish blur, which in my opinion is the way it's supposed to be. And on a final note, yeah thirty days of night was awesome. I can't believe I forgot about it.
I hate people on the internet who say 'I hate all Muslims/ Arabs'. The only thing that I hate more is people who imply something similar while avoiding making it explicit. People who imply all Muslims are terrorists, or such.
I understand people are pissed and want to go around hating stuff - it's just that this prejudice goes towards getting people killed.
Other than that I hate my laziness, and dishonesty.
What I want to know is how come Dogs and other animals get the Rolls Royce Model of Nipsy, which ensures a perfect, mess free crimp everytime, and us humans wound up the Skoda Model, which causes us to have to chase the poop half way up our back with a bit of paper!
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Right now I'm pissed since i told a guy in my wood shop class that i haven't had a girlfriend, he thought he needed to help me. I quote him now. By the way, I'm not a 40 year old virgin.
"DUDE! I'll get you over to my house give you the Works to get you in The Game. Ya know contacts, haircut, clothes. everything!"
I am actually happy being single, as I really don't care. At all. By the way, when you first asked someone out, I'm asking both the guys and girls here, and got regected, how'd it fell. I was actually kinda happy that i was. Yeah, I'm messed up. I also am dying for my dad to make his stews again. So delicious.
I also am happy that a letter i sent into WitchBlade was printed. I won't tell you which one was mine, but you should be able to figure it out.
No offence mate but sounds to me like your protesting a bit too much and this guy really is trying to help you out. Put it this was I'm sure nobody ever reaches middle age and thinks to themselves " you know what I wish I'd gone to less parties, met less girls and spent more time reading comics". Take this guy up on his offer you've got nothing to loose.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:What I want to know is how come Dogs and other animals get the Rolls Royce Model of Nipsy, which ensures a perfect, mess free crimp everytime, and us humans wound up the Skoda Model, which causes us to have to chase the poop half way up our back with a bit of paper!
Awesome point Though at least we get paper. Tongues would be inconvenient
Though I am genuinely wondering about, should things go that far, how much of a settlement I can expect from the Tribunal thingy. Will be interesting to find out like!
Full-time external university study starting today, plus full-time work. What the hell am I doing on Dakka? For the next four months, everyone feel free to tell me to sod off. It would do me good.
Arctik_Firangi wrote:Full-time external university study starting today, plus full-time work. What the hell am I doing on Dakka? For the next four months, everyone feel free to tell me to sod off. It would do me good.
You are here to replenish your sanity.
Or just me killing your brain cells from reading my posts =_=
warpcrafter wrote:I'm repainting my plague marines, their third paint scheme. I;m also replacing all of the plague marine terminator helmets with bare heads. Why? Sheer boredom. I used to try to have a girlfriend, but that was a mistake. The males in my family only attracted the sort of females who should be slapped into a straightjacket, thrown into a padded cell and have darts loaded with thorazine shot at them about once an hour. My high school days are now thankfully just a greyish blur, which in my opinion is the way it's supposed to be. And on a final note, yeah thirty days of night was awesome. I can't believe I forgot about it.
OH MY GOD!!!! CHRISTOPHER TITUS IS ONE OF THE USERS FOR DAKKA! AND HE PLAYS NURGLE!
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Right now I'm pissed since i told a guy in my wood shop class that i haven't had a girlfriend, he thought he needed to help me. I quote him now. By the way, I'm not a 40 year old virgin.
"DUDE! I'll get you over to my house give you the Works to get you in The Game. Ya know contacts, haircut, clothes. everything!"
I am actually happy being single, as I really don't care. At all. By the way, when you first asked someone out, I'm asking both the guys and girls here, and got regected, how'd it fell. I was actually kinda happy that i was. Yeah, I'm messed up. I also am dying for my dad to make his stews again. So delicious.
I also am happy that a letter i sent into WitchBlade was printed. I won't tell you which one was mine, but you should be able to figure it out.
No offence mate but sounds to me like your protesting a bit too much and this guy really is trying to help you out. Put it this was I'm sure nobody ever reaches middle age and thinks to themselves " you know what I wish I'd gone to less parties, met less girls and spent more time reading comics". Take this guy up on his offer you've got nothing to loose.
Given that it was in wood shop, wheer all you can do is listen to the teacher, who is most likely crazy, rant or justb sit around, pretty much the wntire class got to listen to this. Also, being that he laughed as he said it, was most likely sarcastic, and I'm pissed because I plan on eventually not being anti-social. At some point.
warpcrafter wrote:I'm repainting my plague marines, their third paint scheme. I;m also replacing all of the plague marine terminator helmets with bare heads. Why? Sheer boredom. I used to try to have a girlfriend, but that was a mistake. The males in my family only attracted the sort of females who should be slapped into a straightjacket, thrown into a padded cell and have darts loaded with thorazine shot at them about once an hour. My high school days are now thankfully just a greyish blur, which in my opinion is the way it's supposed to be. And on a final note, yeah thirty days of night was awesome. I can't believe I forgot about it.
OH MY GOD!!!! CHRISTOPHER TITUS IS ONE OF THE USERS FOR DAKKA! AND HE PLAYS NURGLE!
Haw Haw Haw! I didn't know it until I saw his stand up act that I can seriously relate to a lot of his material. Where do you think they get all that footage for COPS?
warpcrafter wrote:I'm repainting my plague marines, their third paint scheme. I;m also replacing all of the plague marine terminator helmets with bare heads. Why? Sheer boredom. I used to try to have a girlfriend, but that was a mistake. The males in my family only attracted the sort of females who should be slapped into a straightjacket, thrown into a padded cell and have darts loaded with thorazine shot at them about once an hour. My high school days are now thankfully just a greyish blur, which in my opinion is the way it's supposed to be. And on a final note, yeah thirty days of night was awesome. I can't believe I forgot about it.
OH MY GOD!!!! CHRISTOPHER TITUS IS ONE OF THE USERS FOR DAKKA! AND HE PLAYS NURGLE!
Haw Haw Haw! I didn't know it until I saw his stand up act that I can seriously relate to a lot of his material. Where do you think they get all that footage for COPS?
I think it sucks he got divorced, cause now we can't here about all the times his (ex)wife has tried to stab him. Apparently, he found someone who's sane.
The Thousandth Son wrote:Well I'm in a good mood, I'm going to see Cannibal Corpse in July so that's all I'm likely to be thinking about until then.
I hate you, I really do... The last show I went to was Dimmu Borgir. I think they're close to calling it quits. It seemed that they were totally just going through the motions. Shagrat even made some lame excuse about how somebody must have been playing a joke on them and stole their makeup kit. I'm pretty sure if somebody played a trick on Cannibal Corpse that threatened to keep them from going on stage, they would wreak terrible vengeance and then get on with the metal. I'm off now to check tour dates, maybe they'll come to KC.
Sorry, sorry! I thought this was my Sex on Fire thread. My bad. My bad. I would like to apologize for this. Now i must go and post in the correct thread.
i hate that someone went to my room and spray painted all 120 orks pink when i had to go to a tourny in 2 days.
also the fact that most white kids at my school think my parents where illegals that hopped the border. All so people who call me a wetback (wetbacks are mexicans who crossed the rio grande to get to US) if you are going to insult me get your facts right about mexicans.
Ultrafool wrote:i hate that someone went to my room and spray painted all 120 orks pink when i had to go to a tourny in 2 days.
also the fact that most white kids at my school think my parents where illegals that hopped the border. All so people who call me a wetback (wetbacks are mexicans who crossed the rio grande to get to US) if you are going to insult me get your facts right about mexicans.
Just keep in mind that the founders of this great nation go there start by enslaving and murdering the people they found here, so sneaking over a river to get a job is downright noble in comparison.
I have no doubt that the last two weeks of school before summer vacation, I will get in a fight, most likely lose, and I intend to tell the principal Khorne told me to. I will inform you of this when it occurs.
I hate people who think that because I read comics and big thick books that they can step all iover me. They are so wrong.
People think I'm like most teenagers, mostly happy (I'm not emo or goth), small group of close friends, some problems in school, and can't wait to get a girlfriend. In reality, my only hope is to see every one I hate (which is also every one) fail miserable and lose that which they care about. I also intend to meet Stephan King or Dean Koontz.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I have no doubt that the last two weeks of school before summer vacation, I will get in a fight, most likely lose, and I intend to tell the principal Khorne told me to. I will inform you of this when it occurs.
I hate people who think that because I read comics and big thick books that they can step all iover me. They are so wrong.
People think I'm like most teenagers, mostly happy (I'm not emo or goth), small group of close friends, some problems in school, and can't wait to get a girlfriend. In reality, my only hope is to see every one I hate (which is also every one) fail miserable and lose that which they care about. I also intend to meet Stephan King or Dean Koontz.
If you do get into a fight, remember, it's not UFC, you're not in there to score points so don't be afraid to fight dirty. Perhaps it will get you a reputation and then they won't mess with you anymore.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I have no doubt that the last two weeks of school before summer vacation, I will get in a fight, most likely lose, and I intend to tell the principal Khorne told me to. I will inform you of this when it occurs.
I hate people who think that because I read comics and big thick books that they can step all iover me. They are so wrong.
People think I'm like most teenagers, mostly happy (I'm not emo or goth), small group of close friends, some problems in school, and can't wait to get a girlfriend. In reality, my only hope is to see every one I hate (which is also every one) fail miserable and lose that which they care about. I also intend to meet Stephan King or Dean Koontz.
If you do get into a fight, remember, it's not UFC, you're not in there to score points so don't be afraid to fight dirty. Perhaps it will get you a reputation and then they won't mess with you anymore.
I fully intend that ever fight i ever get in, I will never fight fair, and school will/may be just another proving ground for this.
Allow me to tell you a story.
My oldest brother, Jordan, was jumped by two older boys at the bus stop. He fought back. He,and they, got suspended. My dad did'nt like that, so he talked to the principal. She said fighting is wrong. My dad asked how many werethere against my brother, and was told two, older bigger fifth gradeboys. He then procedded to tell the pricipal that if there are ver more than one against one of his sons, they have HIS PERMISSION, to fight tooth, nail, kick, spit, throw dust in the others eye to win. Hell, if there's a break, we have his permission to use that.
I don't want to get in a fight, but my bones say it'll happen. They don't know when, but it will happe. In the three fights I've been in in my school life, it's been mostly draws. 1st, I tackled someone, an was pulled of by my friends before any punches could be landed, no one got hurt. 2nd, I tried to get the guys legs out, but mmissed, He got a punch in my throat. The scurity guard and gym teacher broke it up after 3 seconds. 3rd, and shouldn't even count, I was siting on the arm of a chair. I slipped into the guys lap, he bucks wildly to get me off. My head hits the wall. School classifies it as a fight.
I am not tough. I fully intend for, whenever this next fight is, that I do as much damage possible. I don't know when it will happen, but my bones tell me. I'll tell you how it turns out.
By the way, most guys use the lucky strike method. Throw punches wildly, hope you get lucky. Also, most guys have some sort of backround with fighting (karate, boxing), all I have is to go on, is my method. Using any thing and everything to your advantage. I grow my nails long. Hmmmm........ wish me luck whenever it occurs. God knows I'll need it.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
By the way, most guys use the lucky strike method. Throw punches wildly, hope you get lucky. Also, most guys have some sort of backround with fighting (karate, boxing), all I have is to go on, is my method. Using any thing and everything to your advantage. I grow my nails long. Hmmmm........ wish me luck whenever it occurs. God knows I'll need it.
poptarticus wrote:GES - One word....Bite. No one will ever mess with you again.
Good thuing I got all my shots
nah, getting all your shots just ruins some of the fun
just make sure to do the Tyler Durden thing... if you're bleeding all over from the face, just leap onto the guy you're fighting, shake the blood everywhere, laughing, and say, "you dont know where ive been HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IVE BEEN!!!!"
that'll work like a charm, im sure, otherwise, its just best to not get bloody
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I have no doubt that the last two weeks of school before summer vacation, I will get in a fight, most likely lose, and I intend to tell the principal Khorne told me to. I will inform you of this when it occurs.
I hate people who think that because I read comics and big thick books that they can step all iover me. They are so wrong.
People think I'm like most teenagers, mostly happy (I'm not emo or goth), small group of close friends, some problems in school, and can't wait to get a girlfriend. In reality, my only hope is to see every one I hate (which is also every one) fail miserable and lose that which they care about. I also intend to meet Stephan King or Dean Koontz.
If you do get into a fight, remember, it's not UFC, you're not in there to score points so don't be afraid to fight dirty. Perhaps it will get you a reputation and then they won't mess with you anymore.
Ensis Ferrae wrote:well, depending on the aftermath of this fight to come, you may be thanking Zteench for the change brought about
poptarticus wrote:GES - One word....Bite. No one will ever mess with you again.
Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
poptarticus wrote:GES - One word....Bite. No one will ever mess with you again.
Good thuing I got all my shots
nah, getting all your shots just ruins some of the fun
just make sure to do the Tyler Durden thing... if you're bleeding all over from the face, just leap onto the guy you're fighting, shake the blood everywhere, laughing, and say, "you dont know where ive been HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IVE BEEN!!!!"
that'll work like a charm, im sure, otherwise, its just best to not get bloody
JEEZ! You guys are obviously repressing some memories that make you blood thirsty angry rampage machine!
speaking of blood thirsty i get random thoughts like i should kill someone in the most satisfying brutal way. For what seams like no reason at all.
On a another note i cant decide what race to play war hammer 40k I thought tyranids was it till i found out how damn expensive it is to get the things you need to not die.
so now I'm stuck deciding to go chaos space marines or not.
khorne seems to match my playing style get pissed and kill the enemy(example) like ruining around and shooting and doing gak not killing anything just making me take armor saves all the time.So I send all of my army raining on him ignoring the other two enemys.
Grave0 wrote:speaking of blood thirsty i get random thoughts like i should kill someone in the most satisfying brutal way. For what seams like no reason at all.
I picked up some models today so I could use parts of them for a Kustom Stompa. So far I have a buttload of bombs and missiles from an A-10 Thunderbolt and the barrel from a Long Tom artillery piece. All I need now is a wrecking ball and the Stompa. Usually, conversion ideas come to me from what I have in my bitz box, but when I saw WD 351, I knew I had to do it. I still have 40 Orks to paint, but my arthritis has been acting up.
warpcrafter wrote:I picked up some models today so I could use parts of them for a Kustom Stompa. So far I have a buttload of bombs and missiles from an A-10 Thunderbolt and the barrel from a Long Tom artillery piece. All I need now is a wrecking ball and the Stompa. Usually, conversion ideas come to me from what I have in my bitz box, but when I saw WD 351, I knew I had to do it. I still have 40 Orks to paint, but my arthritis has been acting up.
My dad's got arthritis in his hands and back. put ice packs (they feel great if they're those flexi ones) on the afflicted area for a while, and it does wonders.
I too am having horrid, bloodthirsty thoughts at the moment. It may be my way of dealing with back-to-school blues, or maybe I play Mortal Kombat too much.
Nah, probably the first one.
Then again, I do have this urge to tear out someone's spine and beat them to death with it.
Cheese Elemental wrote:I too am having horrid, bloodthirsty thoughts at the moment. It may be my way of dealing with back-to-school blues, or maybe I play Mortal Kombat too much.
Nah, probably the first one.
Then again, I do have this urge to tear out someone's spine and beat them to death with it.
they'd probably still feel it for a while, I imagine blood loss takes a while to kill someone, saying that using a spinal chord as a whip does sound fun....
If you have a fight happens do what i do, go for something sensitive. Eyes, ears, throat or gentlemans area. All great ways to end a fight quickly. Try to wind them so they fall to the ground and beat them while they are down, fighting dirty earns you a nasty reputation and people will stay away.
Lord Bingo wrote:If you have a fight happens do what i do, go for something sensitive. Eyes, ears, throat or gentlemans area. All great ways to end a fight quickly. Try to wind them so they fall to the ground and beat them while they are down, fighting dirty earns you a nasty reputation and people will stay away.
except that striking the "gentlemans area" causes an adrenaline rush, and would in all likely hood, have the opposite effect as you wanted.
additionally, striking someone whilst they are lying on the ground from a fight, is Attempted Murder, and you would most likely go to jail... easy solution to that tho... pick them up while theyre down and beat them some more
Grave0 wrote:Mabe if you do it quick. the person with out the spine wouldnt feel much with out a spine but the one riping it out would have fun
i was quoting Red vs. Blue, one of the people get's beaten to death after having their skull ripped out, and all he could scream was "THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!"
Lord Bingo wrote:If you have a fight happens do what i do, go for something sensitive. Eyes, ears, throat or gentlemans area. All great ways to end a fight quickly. Try to wind them so they fall to the ground and beat them while they are down, fighting dirty earns you a nasty reputation and people will stay away.
except that striking the "gentlemans area" causes an adrenaline rush, and would in all likely hood, have the opposite effect as you wanted.
additionally, striking someone whilst they are lying on the ground from a fight, is Attempted Murder, and you would most likely go to jail... easy solution to that tho... pick them up while theyre down and beat them some more
Which is why....
Step One. Poke in the eyes. This initiates an instant weakness of both hands going to the eyes (This is instinct)
Step Two. Boot or stamp on shin, to throw slightly off balance and expose groinal area.
Step Three. Good solid punt to the boys. See if you can get your opponent a couple of inches off the floor.
These three render them very prone to shoulder barges. Thus,
Step Four. Shoulder barge to the ground
Step Five. Now you have the choice of just legging it, or putting the boot in first, then legging it.
One fight won in double quick time. Remember, a fair fight is a fools fight. So fight fast, fight dirty, and know when to cut and run. DO NOT try any fancy ninja crap. You will get beaten up.
Remember Golden Eyed Scout, fighting never solved anything...if you lose.
As a Parent I am obligated to say fighting on school property or a school event is strictly verbotten and bad things can happen. Avoid that. I'd avoid the fighting thing altogether as well, but especially not on schol property.
Rifle club and angsty tude are not a good combination make. Unless its that wussy airsoft stuff in which case a good time can be had by all.
Back in my day we shot bb guns, beat each other with sticks, and threw arrows at each other...these wussies girlymen with their soft pellets...
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I wondering what my former Bosses reply to my letter will be.
She's got two more full days, then it's probably Tribunal Time!
Whats the story MDG. It'll be two days from this post to your reply.
WELL! Letter received this morning, postmarked the 24th (yesterday) informing me I could have my meeting at 2 p.m. on the 25th. This was at 11 a.m. giving me three hours to sort out not just myself, but a representative and solid advice. Which was not going to happen.
So I went up the CAB first, to get emergency free advice. They said to tell Boss to knob off with the short notice, and postpone. This made sense, and I booked a full appointment with them for Friday at 2 p.m.
I turn up for the meeting, and inform due to ridiculous short notice, I would be postponing the meeting. Boss tried to persuade me not to. I mentioned about not having representation. She said she could refuse my representative. Which is bollocks. She cannot.
Alarm Bells are now ringing, and I am wondering what the Citizens Advice Bureau will have to say about this rather blatant bullying. If you ask me, I've got her boxed on to the Ropes, and she is trying her damnedest to seize back lost ground. Which is not going to happen.
So, eventually rearranged for Friday at 4 p.m., but I might just cancel again depending on the advice given, and whether Legal Aid can provide me with a Solcitor to accompany me, just so I know I have her thoroughly nailed....HA!
Lord Bingo wrote:If you have a fight happens do what i do, go for something sensitive. Eyes, ears, throat or gentlemans area. All great ways to end a fight quickly. Try to wind them so they fall to the ground and beat them while they are down, fighting dirty earns you a nasty reputation and people will stay away.
except that striking the "gentlemans area" causes an adrenaline rush, and would in all likely hood, have the opposite effect as you wanted.
additionally, striking someone whilst they are lying on the ground from a fight, is Attempted Murder, and you would most likely go to jail... easy solution to that tho... pick them up while theyre down and beat them some more
Which is why....
Step One. Poke in the eyes. This initiates an instant weakness of both hands going to the eyes (This is instinct)
Step Two. Boot or stamp on shin, to throw slightly off balance and expose groinal area.
Allow me to tell you guys a story.
"Well, you know that I was telling you about? Well he wants to fight. So I figure I'll drp the hammer on him." Says I.
"And failing that, kick him in the stones and run." says one of my buddies. "Dude! That's what I mean by drop the hammer!"
There was no fight, but I always kept my leg ready for that week.
Step Three. Good solid punt to the boys. See if you can get your opponent a couple of inches off the floor.
These three render them very prone to shoulder barges. Thus,
Step Four. Shoulder barge to the ground
Step Five. Now you have the choice of just legging it, or putting the boot in first, then legging it.
One fight won in double quick time. Remember, a fair fight is a fools fight. So fight fast, fight dirty, and know when to cut and run. DO NOT try any fancy ninja crap. You will get beaten up.
I intend to drop the hammer. If your thinking "Well, GES, just kick him in the stones and run!". This is what i mean by dropping the hammer. And fighting can solve things. Just look at what happened to all the countries we've messed up (Vietnam Doesn't Count!)
Lord Bingo wrote:If you have a fight happens do what i do, go for something sensitive. Eyes, ears, throat or gentlemans area. All great ways to end a fight quickly. Try to wind them so they fall to the ground and beat them while they are down, fighting dirty earns you a nasty reputation and people will stay away.
except that striking the "gentlemans area" causes an adrenaline rush, and would in all likely hood, have the opposite effect as you wanted.
additionally, striking someone whilst they are lying on the ground from a fight, is Attempted Murder, and you would most likely go to jail... easy solution to that tho... pick them up while theyre down and beat them some more
Which is why....
Step One. Poke in the eyes. This initiates an instant weakness of both hands going to the eyes (This is instinct)
Step Two. Boot or stamp on shin, to throw slightly off balance and expose groinal area.
Step Three. Good solid punt to the boys. See if you can get your opponent a couple of inches off the floor.
These three render them very prone to shoulder barges. Thus,
Step Four. Shoulder barge to the ground
Step Five. Now you have the choice of just legging it, or putting the boot in first, then legging it.
One fight won in double quick time. Remember, a fair fight is a fools fight. So fight fast, fight dirty, and know when to cut and run. DO NOT try any fancy ninja crap. You will get beaten up.
MDG knows-he's been drinking pints and mixing it up with football hooligans since '85. Here's a pic of him at his first peewee league game.
Frazzled wrote:Remember Golden Eyed Scout, fighting never solved anything...if you lose.
As a Parent I am obligated to say fighting on school property or a school event is strictly verbotten and bad things can happen. Avoid that. I'd avoid the fighting thing altogether as well, but especially not on schol property.
Rifle club and angsty tude are not a good combination make. Unless its that wussy airsoft stuff in which case a good time can be had by all.
The club uses .22s. It'll be my first time with a firearm, anmd I intend not to kill anyone with it. i honestly don't think you can kill someone with a .22.
It's alright, I fully intend to shoot at the specified targets. And to put on the safety after i'm done firing. And to put rifle and ammo away when done. I will not be tempted to shoot at any living thing just yet.
Frazzled wrote:Remember Golden Eyed Scout, fighting never solved anything...if you lose.
As a Parent I am obligated to say fighting on school property or a school event is strictly verbotten and bad things can happen. Avoid that. I'd avoid the fighting thing altogether as well, but especially not on schol property.
Rifle club and angsty tude are not a good combination make. Unless its that wussy airsoft stuff in which case a good time can be had by all.
The club uses .22s. It'll be my first time with a firearm, anmd I intend not to kill anyone with it. i honestly don't think you can kill someone with a .22.
For years and years the Mob used .22s almost exclusively.
Edit: remember safeties don't mean spit. Just saying.
Mmmm. .22 rifles. I think I done broke mine in the process of sighting in a scope that cost as much as the rifle...
She Who Must Be Obeyed:
"No you can't have another gun."
Head Gorilla:
"Ok, how about just a scope then? You like shooting the .22 too."
Apparently .22 rifles are capable of killing. So my rifle club coach is wrong? According to him these were the best (i.e ones he could trust teens with) guns.
Don't fight, fighting is bad...for your teeth. I worked as a doorman to get me through uni and as a result of british drinking culture I know have 2 crowns and a bridge holding my two front teeth in my mouth. Fun.
whatwhat wrote:Don't fight, fighting is bad...for your teeth.
Who said anything about letting them hit me? I fully intend to scream like a little when they go to hit, which really throws you off, and then get another shot in till they learn their lesson.
You can kill somebody with a .22, but if you shoot in the right places, you can torture somebody with it for upwards of an hour. (Not from personal experience, I watch a lot of cop shows.)
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Apparently .22 rifles are capable of killing. So my rifle club coach is wrong? According to him these were the best (i.e ones he could trust teens with) guns.
All firearms are lethal. .22s are some of the least lethal. I am assuming we're talking .22LR (long rifle). Unless an unlucky shot or one to the brain then most likely ok. Treat them with absolute respect or you will die.
And don't play with the action so that it goes full auto on the first shot...
whatwhat wrote:Don't fight, fighting is bad...for your teeth.
Who said anything about letting them hit me? I fully intend to scream like a little when they go to hit, which really throws you off, and then get another shot in till they learn their lesson.
If you really want to learn to defend yourself martial arts are the best advice. Rather than listening to people who will tell you to "kick him in the balls", "bite his ear" etc. etc. i.e. those who have no idea what a fight is.
Thats funny. I know a few Martial Arts instructors, and the advice I gave was the advice they gave.
Apparently, unless fighting another Martial Artist of the same discipline, they soon become fairly useless.
You do learn to channel the aggression etc, so it's not entirely futile. Just consider that by the time you've stuck your pose, I've smashed your head with an Ashtray.
Judo (think thats the throwy one) could be useful, at least for proving who the aggressor was, as the way I understand it, it depends on their power to do the damage rather than your own.
Any one ever feel like screaming "Blood for the blood god" and "skulls for the skull throne" wile charging in to a fight it might confuse someone for a few secs or just make you stick out.
Some times i feel like i should be a khorne worshiper.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Apparently, unless fighting another Martial Artist of the same discipline, they soon become fairly useless..
Biggest load of balls I've ever heard. Sorry to be so blunt.
1st Dan in taekwondo, know a fair few martial arts instructors myself.
Just going on what I've been told.
Well from all the lessons I've had I just can't imagine an intructor who would say that. Granted I haven't been doing it for a long while now but I'm fairly sure the way martial arts are taught hasn't changed that drasticly since then, pretty certain most disciplines are still taught first and foremost as a form of defense against physical attacks.
K ignore the fact this is just another youtube 'street fight' video but it's a classic example of someone who thinks they know what they're doing vs. someone who really does. And this is just basic stuff btw, the other guy has no idea what to do against it.
@ Golden Eyed Scout, if you do want to learn to defend yourself, all you need are a few months worth of lessons before you'll be able to deal with most of the stuff some high school jock can put at you.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Judo (think thats the throwy one) could be useful, at least for proving who the aggressor was, as the way I understand it, it depends on their power to do the damage rather than your own.
Yup Judo is based around throws or grapling. And the first things you'll learn in judo are how to use the energy of someone elses attack and soon be able to throw someone above your own weight.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Just going on what I've been told.
Judo (think thats the throwy one) could be useful, at least for proving who the aggressor was, as the way I understand it, it depends on their power to do the damage rather than your own.
Well from all the lessons I've had I just can't imagine an intructor who would say that. Granted I haven't been doing it for a long while now but I'm fairly sure the way martial arts are taught hasn't changed that drasticly since then, pretty certain most disciplines are still taught first and foremost as a form of defense against physical attacks.
K ignore the fact this is just another youtube 'street fight' video but it's a classic example of someone who thinks they know what they're doing vs. someone who really does. And this is just basic stuff btw, the other guy has no idea what to do against it.
@ Golden Eyed Scout, if you do want to learn to defend yourself, all you need are a few months worth of lessons before you'll be able to deal with most of the stuff some high school jock can put at you.
"And thats when Paco shot him 14 times with the Sig Sauer. Hah hah what a chump. "
@ Golden Eyed Scout, if you do want to learn to defend yourself, all you need are a few months worth of lessons before you'll be able to deal with most of the stuff some high school jock can put at you.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Judo (think thats the throwy one) could be useful, at least for proving who the aggressor was, as the way I understand it, it depends on their power to do the damage rather than your own.
Yup Judo is based around throws or grapling. And the first things you'll learn in judo are how to use the energy of someone elses attack and soon be able to throw someone above your own weight.
If judo is grappling, I maghtbe good at that. I was wrestling my buddy,got him in a headlock, put oo much pressure on his throat (I have no formal training) and he couldn't breath. After that we stuck to fighting with nerfs.
EDIT: I actually do. I have some basic knowledge of wrestling, takedowns and stuff.
Oh, and if on the ground, on your back, stomping on someones kneecap is effective. Do it hard enough and that leg is buggered. But don't worry too much. Angle would have to be jammy or a LOT of force to double joint the assailant.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Oh, and if on the ground, on your back, stomping on someones kneecap is effective. Do it hard enough and that leg is buggered. But don't worry too much. Angle would have to be jammy or a LOT of force to double joint the assailant.
i believe someone established that doing something like that is attempted murder. I'm young and have so much to live for!
I would like to thank everybody for their helpful hints on how to win a fight dirty, but I think we should stop for a while. Frazzeled can only prevent so much heat. Just wait like, a week, and then we can.
Is attempted Murder if your opponent is on the ground. Not if you're on the ground. Then it's a potentially fight winning cheap shot.
You could even double knee him if you think it's worth a laugh.
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!? Stop talking about winning the fight with cheap shots, Frazzeled can't protect for much longer and I don't want this thread LOCKED!
There's nothing wrong with fighting dirty. I have to do it all the time. I even once stepped fowards with a handshake extended and kneed this guy in the groin, because I knew it wouldn't work in the end anyway.
Dear god almight. I would like to stop talking about the fight, because we may end up getting locked, which will suck. Just write down all the fight stuff you have, and then post in a week cause the MODS may be on to us!
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Oh, and if on the ground, on your back, stomping on someones kneecap is effective. Do it hard enough and that leg is buggered. But don't worry too much. Angle would have to be jammy or a LOT of force to double joint the assailant.
Actually your statements have been pretty spot on. In contrast to whatwhat, my instructors would have given these statements thumbs up.
Edit: Oh we're being nice again.
MDG, I've been dealing with a CFO who likes to say "m'kay." I'm so glad these are teleconferences because I and a comrade bust a gut every time.
Newlywed couple take a mule tour ride down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. The husband’s mule is fine but the wife’s mule is a bit ornery.
The wife’s mule stops along the way to eat some shrubbery. She gets down, says “that’s one,” and pulls along the trail.
Later, down the trail the mule spots a bug and takes off galloping a ways. The wife manages to stop the mule and says, “that’s two.”
As they near the bottom the mule tuckers out and just stops. It won’t budge and the rest of the troop quickly leaves her behind. The husband comes back to see the wife say “that’s three,” pulls out a pistol and shoot the mule dead.
The husband is horrified. “Honey that’s crazy! Don’t ever do anything like that. I can’t believe you!” She turns to him, looks at him calmly and says,
I hate people who pretend to sympathise with your problems just so they can vent there rage on you,
I hate people who give you relationship advice and have no clue what there talking about OR tell you nasty thing's about the person your with just so they can try and get you into bed!
I also hate HATE people who feel the need to criticise everything that other people do when there lazy arse selves lay on the sofa all day watching jeremy kyle eating cornflakes out of a box spawning Kid after jobless kid who i will have to pay for while i work 6 days a week all the hours god sends to have enough money to pay the bills!!!!.....
sorry....my vent got a little carried away but that really made me feel better.
Roze wrote:I also hate HATE people who feel the need to criticise everything that other people do when there lazy arse selves lay on the sofa all day watching jeremy kyle eating cornflakes out of a box spawning Kid after jobless kid who i will have to pay for while i work 6 days a week all the hours god sends to have enough money to pay the bills!!!!.....
That's highly unfair...I think you'll find MDG prefers trisha to jeremy kyle.
The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd!
Why is doing a degree so expensive? Why did Leeds Metropolitan University have to screw me over? I need to get myself a titan and go stomp that place into dust.
Frazzled wrote:
Newlywed couple take a mule tour ride down to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. The husband’s mule is fine but the wife’s mule is a bit ornery.
The wife’s mule stops along the way to eat some shrubbery. She gets down, says “that’s one,” and pulls along the trail.
Later, down the trail the mule spots a bug and takes off galloping a ways. The wife manages to stop the mule and says, “that’s two.”
As they near the bottom the mule tuckers out and just stops. It won’t budge and the rest of the troop quickly leaves her behind. The husband comes back to see the wife say “that’s three,” pulls out a pistol and shoot the mule dead.
The husband is horrified. “Honey that’s crazy! Don’t ever do anything like that. I can’t believe you!” She turns to him, looks at him calmly and says,
“That’s one.”
A true story.
. Now if bullets cost as much as divorce lawyers then you'd be alright.
....or, perhaps, firing lawyers at each other ? Win either way I reckon.
I adore the fact that you use the word "tuckers", next thing you'll be going " aw shucks"...
I never watch Trisha, and I only watch Jeremy Kyle of a morning to give me a slightly smug glow of self satisfaction knowing that I simply am not that scummy, figured out johnnies *years* ago.
And I have Crunchy Nut Cornflakes from a bowl. I got class me!
I hate people who pretend to sympathise with your problems just so they can vent there rage on you,
I hate people who give you relationship advice and have no clue what there talking about OR tell you nasty thing's about the person your with just so they can try and get you into bed!
I also hate HATE people who feel the need to criticise everything that other people do when there lazy arse selves lay on the sofa all day watching jeremy kyle eating cornflakes out of a box spawning Kid after jobless kid who i will have to pay for while i work 6 days a week all the hours god sends to have enough money to pay the bills!!!!.....
sorry....my vent got a little carried away but that really made me feel better.
XHugglesX
I knew making this thread was a good idea. just see how many people's lives have changed for the better!
My Raging Vent: The increase in comic prices. i now pay $21 for three comics! ! I hate people in my class, i would like to beat the crap otu of most of them. I hate that every guy in my team (it's all the homerooms that are in the same hallway) are in love with the new chick, and tyhink she's Uber Gorgeous! I can name a lot of people hotter than her (but I won't, because who knows, it may be misinterpreted) and I really want to make some hot dogs and eat them.
I just made hot dogs, and they were tasty. Ketchup, mustard, and a little bit o mayo. I can't help but think about how I'll spend my last days n earth, when it ends in 012. I believe it's gonna happen sooner or later, and if it doesn't, I'll just wiat till it eventually does. Here's how I envision it.
I stand on my house's roof, a pack of cigs in my hand. I am already smoking one. I lived pretty heathy for my life, it's just gonna end in a few seconds anyway I think. I cough, not used o smoke in my lungs. I dig around in my pocket, and pull out a piece of gum. Cigs taste nasty. I chew it, and the storm of ash and fire begins. "Huh. Never even got to know any of them. Not really at least. Well, maybe I'll see them in Heaven, if I make it that far.' I say to myself. I drop to the porch beneath, and go inside, escaping the choking ash for a few seconds. I look to my dogs, who will die in a few seconds. I walk to the fridge, and pull otu the lunch meat. I set it on the floor and let them eat it in their last few moments. Me, I go to my room and write deep into my skin, three words. "God. damn. You." I then lay down, adn offer a prayer to all the people I have met, that I may have, that i could have loved, and been loved in return. I then feel the the heat of the fire as it burns through my walls, and then me.
I keep having dreams like that. I think they might be prophetic. maybe I'm just crazy.
I don't think the world is gonna end just like that. It'll probably just rot away over time. Rest assured we'll all probably be long dead by the time the world ends.
I'm annoyed, I accidentally cut my finger with my hobby knife while converting my Daemon Prince (once I find a camera I'll show you guys) and it's made playing my guitar a bitch.
The Thousandth Son wrote:I don't think the world is gonna end just like that. It'll probably just rot away over time. Rest assured we'll all probably be long dead by the time the world ends.
I think a storm of fire and ash is way coolerthough. Your entitled to your own opinion.
I should have said best heavy metal band NAME! Alright? I can't play instruments for squat, but the name just speaks of metal-ness! It practically punches you in the face then plays an awesome riff while spitting into the crowd!
I saw. "Say it with me every body! MDG is a D. I. C. K for messing with what I said, and he deserves to get a stern talking to!" I had to clean it up a buit.
By the way...is it just me....or opening beat to Mickey, by Tony Basil....identical to the main theme from the original (animated) Transformers The Movie?
I can't stop thinking about what would happennif I apply myslef. If Iactually worked, instead of just drifting through and doing the bare minimum. Frankly, I'm afraid of what might happen.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Pull the other one! A Beer waited for is not as good as the following Beer....
And I mean Beer, not pishy Foreign Lager!
agreed. As an american drinker, even I dont really touch the mass marketed swill that they want me to drink.... for me its either microbrewed, or its foreign (foreign for americans that is)
really, you should be secretly drinking, to build up tolerance, so that way, if your buddies decide to give you the "21 at 21" trip on your birthday, you can handle it
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Pull the other one! A Beer waited for is not as good as the following Beer....
And I mean Beer, not pishy Foreign Lager!
agreed. As an american drinker, even I dont really touch the mass marketed swill that they want me to drink.... for me its either microbrewed, or its foreign (foreign for americans that is)
really, you should be secretly drinking, to build up tolerance, so that way, if your buddies decide to give you the "21 at 21" trip on your birthday, you can handle it
Eugh do not even remind me of that I was only 21 in January and I still can't touch Tequila or Sambuca
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Pull the other one! A Beer waited for is not as good as the following Beer....
And I mean Beer, not pishy Foreign Lager!
agreed. As an american drinker, even I dont really touch the mass marketed swill that they want me to drink.... for me its either microbrewed, or its foreign (foreign for americans that is)
really, you should be secretly drinking, to build up tolerance, so that way, if your buddies decide to give you the "21 at 21" trip on your birthday, you can handle it
My buddies don't have my bestinterest at heart, so on the day I turn 21, I'm staying wherever it is I'm holed up in.
As soon as i was 18 my friends dad has been giveing me money to get him cigs I get a few $ out of it and when Im 21 I know Im going to make some beer runs.
Excommunicate Traitoris wrote:
True. I like the idea of that. Of course we have to make the EP first lol
Dude, we should totally do that, we should both form bands (well I already have but whatever) and go on tour.
My (former) buddie's brother is the lead guitarist for his band, Bound by Blood. Have you heard of them? Their just a small band, but you might have heard of them.
My (former) buddie's brother is the lead guitarist for his band, Bound by Blood. Have you heard of them? Their just a small band, but you might have heard of them.
Nope, I'll make it a priority to check that out though.
Excommunicate Traitoris wrote:
True. I like the idea of that. Of course we have to make the EP first lol
Dude, we should totally do that, we should both form bands (well I already have but whatever) and go on tour.
That would be awesome. So far there are just 2 of us doing everything so we are looking for more people or I suppose we could get people just for the live stuff.
warpcrafter wrote:I drank tequila once all weekend, and had a hangover for four days. I have not touched it since.
MMMM! Not at all fond memories of being 18, drinking 2 litres of cheap (£1 a litre in Cyprus) Tequila in as many hours, followed by a Camberwell Carrot on top.
I was sooooo not well that night. Projectile is the correct word.
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I am beaming with Pride.
I fully intend to scream like a little 
