'That's what I call a clear shot'~the Emperor

@ Tadashi - serious 'cus Mao aprently was peadophile, better serious than peadophile! I hate them!

Don't be sane, it is weak!

Wait. The USA is part of the world?
ITS A TRAP

It finally makes sense.

The more I see stuff like



The more power that is to be gained and the more voices to be heard.

You have many posts!

You love Green skinned Tau!

Fight on the beaches and in the streets

40k will never end!

Churchill's way or the highway...

We all know you're the FLGS's white knight.

Well, I hear they have a different name for you down at MCU.

The Necrons might want to have a word with you...

You have played a grand total of 2 games for the campaign, just like me (arg, not doing well... system commander isn't responding)

Dynamic entry...of a sort.

Thankfully she wasn't killed

Churchill, the litle known predecessor of the Emperor!

I wanna see the Norse imperial guard

You like fan Fiction

And if you defeat Hitler and Stalin, what would you do if Japan defeated America?

Tau - A race that in damn near any other setting would be overbearing, utilitarian, caste-system bad guys of a high order, instead, in 40k are supposedly 'too nice'.

Games Workshop proudly presents, a Peter Jackson film, the Harlequins (cue LOTR opening theme).

Fanfiction paragraph. Humdedum. Semi-interesting.

An unusual variant of the Imperial Eagle.

I have to say I find it very intresting. I actuallly read it all the way through. Is that yours Tadashi?

Clean pants are safe

@Vindicare Obsession - No. They're both excerpts from Love Can Bloom and Imber. Very heretical...but I got bored and read them anyway...though the part about Taldeer refusing to avail of charity from Imperials or the 'Bearers of the Word' was very amusing.

The crossroads - liberty forever, or the swastika wickedly triumphant.

Thats a long slap of text. It needs a bigger font

Hmm will need to rethink my life after reading that

I definately don't understand Norwegian!

I indeed would.

You can always trust a crazy person to do something crazy, and a liar to lie - it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

Loving the unofficial armies!

What brave men and women, the British were.

And then suddenly KINDA UNDEFEATED BUT WE TIED ONCE NECRONNSSSSSS

I remain continuously baffled by the cult following that show attained.

Don't fancy bieng a plagued rat

Some motivation to kick Hitler's butt to save humanity.

Bakakakakakakakaka

That's a pretty tiny banner.

Hunting mutants again?

watery Soup is watery

In this timeline, you stood against Hitler. And in another...you failed.

One wonders just how the world would have been had Hitler succeeded.

One wonders just how the world would have been had Hitler succeeded.

Stupid phone double posting.

Extended codexes...

Suddenly I am hungry for some hot soup.

Stomped...and more stomping yet to come...

You have spilled scarlet

You are being tested: survival or destruction.

ooo soup. Yum. Too bad there was no rice to go with it. :(

Order.

I am surprised thats from the 40k universe. It would seem like the speaker is a VC.

@Vindicare - the speaker in both is Farseer Taldeer...its an Eldar-Human crack fic...and one of the better works from 4chan.

Hive Tyrants are smarter than bugs.

Curious... might check it out.

@Ovion - if it helps, here you go http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_Bloom and http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imber.

Interesting fan codexes.

Im trying to work on one for witch hunters themed less around SoB and more around simple "Purge Through Fire". Ovion will have to show me how to make it good.

Loving the 40K fluff.

Yogi the Hive Tyrant

Great Britain used to be greater.

Nice work

Is it me... or does that sig keep getting bigger every time I see it...

It's your sanity playing tricks on you.

Your's keeps getting smaller though.

So that it'll fit better

Needs to play more games.

Look, images appeared!

I don't need glasses to read it1

Hitler is sometimes not very nice.

Stomping on going.

Delicious watery soup.

I guess that the penthouse is a good RP community.

That Insanity is good and threads make days

The Sons of Remembrance are rather Chaotic.

Hey look - something new in your sig!

Alternative Tau are Alternative

Words that helped shape the world for the better

Where do I find Codex Memorial Eldar?

You need to do more stomping soldeir!

Reminded me of this poster: Keep calm and carry on.

Flying robo-croissants.

I so have met Frank Horrigan. And it's not time to die, it's time for lunch.

Not done enough stomping.

That your an obvious troll who needs people and is tirelessly reviving BattleFleet Fury

Sons of Remembrance? I sure could use them on my midterm exam tomorrow. I keep forgetting things I study.

Has more stomping been done?

If a tiny island can stand up to a megalomaniac, others can follow suit.

Green glowing space pharaohs. In space.

Ponyman in your sig.

You have good taste in fandexes.

That's a lot of armies you've got there.

I haven't met Frank Horrigan and my ride is over

Black and white Chaosy goodness.

Time for a new fandex!

But... but... there's enough work with 4 :(

It's growing.

4 IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!

Where did your armies go!?!

Give you 2 guesses

You ate them?

No.

You deleted it from your sig?

Yah. I have some serious dusting off to do if I was to field most of the armies I had in my Sig.

Tyranids using gun emplacements!

Signature doesn't fit.

Neither does yours.

Obvious troll nOOb is obvious

I don't understand the words.

@ Ovion : Well that is tto be expected, unless you speak both French and Norwegian that is

French?
I'm not good at that.
At all.

Tzeentch is proud of you.

I still need to go check that out.

dark eldar have extensions? oh my!

AHh churchill what a leader.

A fellow Skaven player.
Finally.
A SKaven player!
*bursts out in happyness*

I play Skaven too o-o
Do you still play 40k?

Likes Fandexs

Bunny....mhhmmm tasty bunny

I don't understand whatever language that is...

what, you forgot you were chaos?

You failed to predict one thing in the event of victory: the British Empire would still fall.

Hot or cold, thick or watery, soup is still soup.

you have gone too far

Maybe Hitler's just a misunderstood guy?

You were part of the DDWWC

So were you (and so was I!)

Internet explorer 6 means your sig doesn't work properly

Internet Explorer 6 is thoroughly terrible and should only be used to download Firefox or Chrome.

And no, no I wouldn't.

Lots of links.

he gave himself to you

Victory or defeat, such will decide your destinies.

A bunch of communist bs.

Dork's Penthouse. Teh best role-playing thingie on the interwebs. It's true! Just read our wikipedia page, it's all there.

Stomping is your MO in 40k.

Space commies.

Stories!

So many Xenos clad in leather

RIP Randi, the Eldar made a memorial for you

Veteran of a DakkaDakka Wars...

A respectable collection of armies.

Multiple fan codices.

Lots of quotes.

Some stories. Maybe I should read them.

An RP invitation of sorts.

A nice fleet for Battlefleet Gothic.

You need to see a professional psychiatrist.

You underestimate people far too much.

A recruitment drive?

The fleet needs pictures

Dark Eldar vs. Tau vs. Chaos Space Marines vs. Sisters of Battle.

EVIL SPACE ROBOTS!

KAOS IS BEGIN TO GROW.

One of those options needs a name

The Harlequins need their own codex, even though they are already in 2...

They used to have their own, it's a lil dissapointing they don't anymore (though they might again with the new Allies System)

Good old Chaos ay?

Out of five armies, three are 'bad' factions and two are 'good' factions.

In the grim darkness of the far future, love can still bloom.

What the hell are these new sig things?

Dakka world wide campaign

Stories.
Stories.
And another story.
You don't name them all though,

Hasn't changed in a while now.

Ninja'd!
Plenty of fan-dexes.

lots of fandexes.

Wait, someone needs me?
IMPOSSIBLE!

Remeber my son

History.

you are surprised when people us either heads.

A fellow BFG fan.

I need to make my BFG fleet.

The Defenders of Twilight are firmly planted in their Team Jacob beliefs.

Hunting mutants.

Coolyo294 wrote:The Defenders of Twilight are firmly planted in their Team Jacob beliefs.

ohgodsno. The fight / hunt Dark Eldar, not fangasm over pansy vampire novels.

Underestimating folk is a good way to end up with a blade in the ribs.

several extended dexes.

Links to other pages.

Better late then never when it comes to using your head.

Check out our RP site.

I can use my head.
But.. Must I be sane?

Only the insane may truly prosper. Only the prosperous can truly judge what is sane.

Necrons...of the surprisingly controversial 5th Edition.

I wonder if Valeria is nice this time of year.

I think GW might have some competition in the codex department

Necrons, Orks and LM?

Lizardmen. They don't have a orkmoticon for that, sadly.

Lizardmen are cool. The only other Fantasy Army on my to-get list.

You likke stomping Blue Marines and Yellow Eldar.

Lost of eldar.

Why do you need me?

Your ass, I want it!

You now have khorney stuff.

Your Dark Eldar army is actually a bunch of freaky Skaven plague monk-dark eldar hybrids.

Relatives plundered Normandy.

((They did?))

A sad fact of life that I had to learn the hard way.

ooops, missed a page

A series of jokes.

Someone underestimated the Valerian fleet.

Haven't seen a shrink yet, have 'ya

"Now watch as I trick you yet again."

A fellow cron player

Didn't that finish a while ago?

New icons!

The penthouse of darkness!

And yes - lots of new icons!

Things have changed, apparently.

That was the plan, for you to underestimate me...

A renegade Chapter.

Still want to see pictures of your fleet.

Your chaos space marines are slenderman's children? *shudder*

Remember that Chaos.

A shark trying to be a dolphin.

Underestimating gothic fleets.

Pictures and colors.

"Look at me! I can be a dolphin too!"

You serve to remember Chaos.

it's not as hard as you think

Hitler's a dick.

A pile of bodies... In front of Dark's Penthouse?

Hey, it's a link to the sign up thread....
Is that still going on, or did it actually finish?

Multi-colored.

you did something you didn't want to do.

You need me? But I am an admiral you know

If you click on the link, the link is still there in your sig telling you to click on your link, so you click on the link, the link is still there in your sig telling you to click on your link, so you click on the link, the link is still there in your sig telling you to click on your link, so you clic~

A fool overlooking a miniature of himself.

more links than you can shake a stick at.

You have three completed fan fics.

your sig has changed again.

You struggle to rebuild your fleet.

Why are you telling Kyouka Suigetsu to shatter? That's not very nice.

Sounds like my kinda party.

A castle in the desert.

Shatter someone.

Your fleet was either destroyed or disbanded.

Warhammer 40'000 breakfast with a side of Necroumnda and a Mordhiem shake please

a new dark age looms.

You need me?

SANITY

tau are legion.

Tau are Legion?

May join your little forum.
(Is interested in BFG fleets to go with armies.)

You got a lotta armies to do. Space Monkeys are one of them.

Somebody bring noob a straight-jacket.

Must play through Mass Effect again.

Did you add a new army to your sig?

Glory to the dark gods !

Reis is spelt Raise. (I notice you're in Norway, so just trying to help )

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Did you add a new army to your sig?

Yeah, I'd forgot my Skaven in rejig. (and the Orks)

 Ovion wrote:
Reis is spelt Raise. (I notice you're in Norway, so just trying to help )

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Did you add a new army to your sig?

Yeah, I'd forgot my Skaven in rejig. (and the Orks)

Next time I want your opion Il be sure to ask

Ah



Imma gonna run from Odin's sons...

That skull reminds me of The Punisher.

piles of bodies

We shall defend our island...

Those one's shouldn't be rolled...

Shark!

What are Mont'au Raiders?

Mont'au Raiders are an offshoot of the Tau.
They're immune to the Ethereals rule and believe in a united Tau race, not separated Castes.
Originally an underground movement on T'au, they stole several ships and ran a few centuries ago, making a new home on a new world.
On the surface a barren wasteland but hidden deep underground, fed by a moss that gives off UV light were entire forests of sentient trees with telepathic abilities.

The Mont'au developed into a race that grew alongside these sentient trees, that under their guidance gained the ability to grow into biotech devices, up to and including Starships, and melding with the flesh of the Mont'au.

The Mont'au Raiders are those that take these living biomechanoid ships and make runs on Tau outposts, for technology and to seek out others of their kind that are immune to Ethereal rule and disillusioned with the Tau Empire.

The Sons of Remembernace look like Malal worshipers?

Sounds cool, and yes they are Malal worshippers

Mont'au Raiders are really cool!

Yeah, they started from a ' Dark Tau / Chaos Tau ' thread, and evolved into something pretty damn cool.

Malal is pretty interesting if schizophrenic.

I'd like to see your models or the fiction. Sounds interesting.

Some of the fiction is in the thread, if people are that interested I'll write up the evolved / current version in more detail tomorrow, in that thread most likely (post in it reminding me )

There will be rules for the Mont'au for both Warhammer 40K and BFG, aswell as custom models sculpted for both.

The BFG models will probably be done sooner than the standard 40K ones though.

Did you actually go to art school? (If so, are you any good? How'd you like to do art for me? )

Creativity at work.

Le 9gag

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLORR!

Hitler was indeed a scary man, good rideance

Christmas is afraid of people with axes and banners

Renegade remembrance-themed marines.

Shows that the X-Men aren't so pro after all...

A Chaos-themed sig.

Ah, the ramblings of the ignorant.

Personal codices.

Tons of links

The shark caught something?

A Stealth Suit, perhaps?

You forgot to mention said super soldiers wield full-automatic rifles firing .75 caliber rocket-propelled-armor-piercing grenades and chainsaw swords as their basic weaponry.

So your dynasty is all about law? And they're ruled by a necron judge? I'd hate to go near his royal court!

The Sons of Remembrance (talk about literal)

Iza Nija'd you

Pretty sure your friend had no questions...

Nope.

Chaos and the Sons of Remembrance.

A whole lot of links


I really need to change my sig...

A spiral galaxy as a background.

40k = Parody

You have a massive Space Marine army.

Your friend is a heretic, he thinks we should be friends with mutants...

You have a fandex.

There's actually 8 other factions that can go toe-to-toe with them.

Who are the other two? I got Chaos, Tyranids, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Tau, and Necrons.

Dark Eldar extended

Imperial ForcesEnemy Forces
Orks then, if you count CSM and Daemons as one force.

Still - it's a fair point, 40K Universe Tech level (even though in universe, a lot of it's stagnant / lost or backwards) is one of the more ridiculous ones going.

I think that really... Gurren Lagann, potentially some Gundam universes... Peter.F.Hamiltons Commonwealth and Neal Ashers Polity universes are the only ones that could actually meet the 40K forces in open battle and survive, and possibly win. (At least off the top of my head, there's possibly more)
Honourable mention to the Star Wars and Star Trek universes, as they're probably reasonably evenly matched in certain aspects.

Lots of Fandex's and armies

Manats are dangerous

We should all be glad Hitler lost

Fandex shows signs of promise

Do you play Space Wolves?

2 Tau related and 2 Eldar related fandices

Storm Bolters are worth 3 points.

I've changed that now

4 40k armies, 1 Fantasy Army

I didn't read the whole thread, just skimmed it, so didn't see if anyone had said what they're actually worth... (just that guy saying 10 )

YuGiMons reference.

Tau Empire extended.

I should stop killing mutants? Heresy! Die X-Men!

Originality and .... strangeness.

Drop-out.

darn nija'd

The space marines are feared? so why don't they cause fear?

Necroshea quote

The shark is not happy with the ending of Jaws.

Wait, you've had 2 games, and haven't lost?

Wolf heathen is not equal

TL: DR

You didn't need to drop out to get my opinion

A heaten wolf? NEVER!

Those northern barbarians are coming...assemble the Star Knights and the Soldiers. We march at dawn.

Bet there's still no pics!
Do you know anything about BFG 'mreens?

Yet more xenos to kill....I will be pleased to cleave your skull!

Advance, soldat...

Le friend is getting rather O_O