LoL Air Force One is probably my all time favorite guilty pleasure it has a lot to do with the fact that me and my friend watch a lot of rifftrax and Mike Nelson always uses that line when joking about one-liners XD.
*Btw I'm not sure why the video keeps coming out small, if anybody can direct me to how to correct this it would be much appreciated. Thanks!
I can't find a decent youtube clip, so I'll just paste the line:
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity, when for a few brief seconds the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I have lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present, and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be. " - George Falconer (A Single Man, 2009)
tombstone...
Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?
ironicsilence wrote:tombstone...
Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Bromsy wrote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
"That's what they all say, F you! Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none and it don't all of a sudden make you a F'n hero."
"I am the devil. And I am here to do the devil's work."
Well...of course that's one of my top 10 films.
Favorite quote..." Boy,the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant Mark Twain Gak...because there definitely getting carved on your tombstone."
ironicsilence wrote:tombstone...
Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?
I'll be your huckleberry
"Why you doin' this, Doc? "
"Because Wyatt Earp is my friend."
"Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends. "
"I don't."
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Bromsy wrote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
"I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan... "
"Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!"
"How'd you get up there?"
"Wasn't easy!"
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The Kilted Samurai wrote:This entire sequence in "the Big Lebowski" is my favorite in the movie lol:
Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
Bromsy wrote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China was a classic.
Yea +1 for that one. I love that movie, its the reason Kurt Russel is a badass in my opinion
Bromsy wrote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China was a classic.
Yea +1 for that one. I love that movie, its the reason Kurt Russel is a badass in my opinion
In Casablanca: The Nazi Major asks: What is your Nationality mr Blein?
Boggart replies: I 'm a drunkard...
And the french major concludes: This makes Rick a citizen of the world!
I will just say "Ghostbusters". It is hard for me to think of one scene that doesn't have a classic line in it. That is probably my all time favorite movie.
Cheyenne: He's whittling on a piece of wood. I got a feeling that when he stops whittling, something's gonna happen.
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
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KingCracker wrote:Tombstone is the reason I cant ever hate Val Kilmer. Ive seen him in some bad flicks here and there, but that movie always make me like him
Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, he is absolutely hilarious in that.
Robert Downey Junior - I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Val Kilmer - Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Robert Downey Junior - On the corpse. My question is...
Val Kilmer - No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?
Val Kilmer - Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Robert Downey Junior - Bad.
Val Kilmer - Excuse me?
Robert Downey Junior - Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Val Kilmer - What, gakhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.
EDIT - Huh, gakhead, if you use your imagination and replace gak with something else, isn't caught by the word filter.
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
And now for something completely different, some favorites from "Scott Pilgrim vs the World":
"I'm in lesbians with you."
"You made me swallow my gum...it'll be in my digestive track for SEVEN YEARS!!!"
"He's great isn't he? Sometimes I let him do the wide shots while I get blaaazed in my winnie."
Cheyenne: He's whittling on a piece of wood. I got a feeling that when he stops whittling, something's gonna happen.
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
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KingCracker wrote:Tombstone is the reason I cant ever hate Val Kilmer. Ive seen him in some bad flicks here and there, but that movie always make me like him
Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, he is absolutely hilarious in that.
Robert Downey Junior - I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that? Val Kilmer - Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...? Robert Downey Junior - On the corpse. My question is... Val Kilmer - No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?
Val Kilmer - Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call. Robert Downey Junior - Bad. Val Kilmer - Excuse me? Robert Downey Junior - Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep... Val Kilmer - What, gakhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.
EDIT - Huh, gakhead, if you use your imagination and replace gak with something else, isn't caught by the word filter.
Yup, Kiss kiss bang bang is a funny movie indeed. I like that part where Robert Downy Jr is trying to be a hardass to that jerk at the party, and the scene right after that hes holding a towel on his busted up bloody face lol
Also, dont try to out fox the word filter, mods dont like that
KingCracker wrote:Yup, Kiss kiss bang bang is a funny movie indeed. I like that part where Robert Downy Jr is trying to be a hardass to that jerk at the party, and the scene right after that hes holding a towel on his busted up bloody face lol
It's got a great understanding of genre expectations, and playing with those expectations without making a point of it. Here is our hero, and he's seen the romantic interest, who is under threat from some jackhole, so he should beat him up and win the affections of the girl. Instead he gets his ass kicked and the girl goes off with the jackhole. This is subverted again when we find out later the girl knew he was a creep and was in no danger and just using him for a lift into town.
Also, dont try to out fox the word filter, mods dont like that
I wasn't trying to. I just wrote the quote out as it is in the movie, and figured the filter would catch it. I was lucky I spotted it in the final posting before closing the page
The Kilted Samurai wrote:Some of my favorites from LOTR:
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
The Kilted Samurai wrote:Some of my favorites from LOTR:
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
The Kilted Samurai wrote:Some of my favorites from LOTR:
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
You missed the best one:
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
Thank you for Orlando Bloom. Ain't she the hottest?
- "Suppose that saucer or whatever it was had something to do with this?"
- "Your guess is as good as mine, Larry. One thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."
Patrolman Larry (Carl Anthony) to Lieutenant Johnny Harper (Duke Moore) in Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
- "Did you just have a brain fart?"
- "Begging your pardon, Sir?"
- "Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people fart inside my office!"
C.O Salem (Scott Wilson) to Lt. Jordan O'Neill (Demi Moore) in G.I. Jane (1997)
Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson, Why? Why do you persist?
