ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I'm not part of the organisation, but after looking at their memebers sigs since September I assume you'll have to PM CheeseCat about drafting in.
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I'm not part of the organisation, but after looking at their memebers sigs since September I assume you'll have to PM CheeseCat about drafting in.
Perhaps. Or perhaps not...
Perhaps Re-Fried Beef Burritos on pork skewers mixed into a salsa with some assortment of some goey, gunky cords.
Actually, there's a considerable flaw in my plan; Legoburner.
How would you remove this guy from the board?! I guess maybe Aspestos Lego Bricks could cause his brain to over-load?
But Avatar's right, it might be a trap. Frazzled could actually be Yak's inside man? Or just some crotchety old guy looking to join a group. Any group. Maybe he's looking for the next unsuspecting Weiner-dinners...
I feel you may need a contingency plan to control such a man(?!) as Frazzled...
Jaffa Cakes could persuade him?
How do you overthrow something that has absolute power? More importantly, how do you do it while uniting under a name that sounds like something a 13 year old came up with?
daedalus wrote:How do you overthrow something that has absolute power? More importantly, how do you do it while uniting under a name that sounds like something a 13 year old came up with?
Actually..I was the one who came up with the acronym,and I haven't been 13 for some considerable time now,the whole name really should be seen as very tongue in cheek.
daedalus wrote:How do you overthrow something that has absolute power? More importantly, how do you do it while uniting under a name that sounds like something a 13 year old came up with?
It's easy, now that frazzled has joined, you have part of that absolute power!
daedalus wrote:How do you overthrow something that has absolute power? More importantly, how do you do it while uniting under a name that sounds like something a 13 year old came up with?
It's easy, now that frazzled has joined, you have part of that absolute power!
I have it on good authority that the weiner dogs have heard the call of DOOMFART and rebelled against Frazzled. They have him locked in a closet and are posting using his account.
daedalus wrote:How do you overthrow something that has absolute power? More importantly, how do you do it while uniting under a name that sounds like something a 13 year old came up with?
Actually..I was the one who came up with the acronym,and I haven't been 13 for some considerable time now,the whole name really should be seen as very tongue in cheek.
daedalus wrote:How do you overthrow something that has absolute power? More importantly, how do you do it while uniting under a name that sounds like something a 13 year old came up with?
Actually..I was the one who came up with the acronym,and I haven't been 13 for some considerable time now,the whole name really should be seen as very tongue in cheek.
You guys need a student in social security? I can keep the internets safe
Hey frazzled look! There is some bacon in the corner. "How did that get there?" "I have no idea, there's nobody around."
"Well then, just carry on. I will .... take care of this." he said staring at the bacon. "Okay see you later."
sillyboy wrote:You guys need a student in social security? I can keep the internets safe
Hey frazzled look! There is some bacon in the corner. "How did that get there?" "I have no idea, there's nobody around."
"Well then, just carry on. I will .... take care of this." he said staring at the bacon. "Okay see you later."
*exits the room*
*The sound of smacking fills the air*
This should keep things safe for the moment.
The fact you are actually attempting to roleplay as Frazzled disturbs me.
What does mafia stand for?
Mods against frequent internet attacks?
They are a Pro-Mod group. DOOMFART's mortal enemy.
Ediin should have the bombers up and running for the attack.
Yes, but what does the acronym stand for?
Also, I have things locked down here.
Its quiet...too quiet *checks closet for mods*
I'm not sure that's the best wording you could've used in a thread against the Mods, particularly considering the fate of the previous thread that mentioned MAFIA...
What does mafia stand for?
Mods against frequent internet attacks?
They are a Pro-Mod group. DOOMFART's mortal enemy.
Ediin should have the bombers up and running for the attack.
Yes, but what does the acronym stand for?
Also, I have things locked down here.
Its quiet...too quiet *checks closet for mods*
I'm not sure that's the best wording you could've used in a thread against the Mods, particularly considering the fate of the previous thread that mentioned MAFIA...
Well, its not the...
Oh Shi * dodges mod throwing star from under the bed*
Just Dave wrote:Actually, there's a considerable flaw in my plan; Legoburner.
How would you remove this guy from the board?! I guess maybe Aspestos Lego Bricks could cause his brain to over-load?
Jaffa Cakes could persuade him?
Ive met LegoBurner in person. Hes terrifying. He threw my warboss at my head. MY HEAD! That friggin hurt! What kind of mad man, flies all the way to America, just to do that? If thats your plan, better hope you KO him. Or your all DEAD MEN!!!!!!!
If frazzled has been locked up by his weiner dogs we must, dare I say it, fight the weiners to free Frazzled to finish the holy Mod pantheon.
Legoburner is the Emperor of Dakka Dakka and the mods are his Lords of Dakka Dakka. To be a Mod is the greatest honor one can receive, all users are but humble parasites feeding off of the workings of the mods and administrators, compared to those who understand the cryptic innerworkings of Dakka Dakka.
sillyboy wrote:You guys need a student in social security? I can keep the internets safe
Hey frazzled look! There is some bacon in the corner. "How did that get there?" "I have no idea, there's nobody around."
"Well then, just carry on. I will .... take care of this." he said staring at the bacon. "Okay see you later."
*exits the room*
*The sound of smacking fills the air*
This should keep things safe for the moment.
The fact you are actually attempting to roleplay as Frazzled disturbs me.
No its easy. Take a grizzly. Make him really old. Give him guns, booze, hemerrhoids, a mental link with weiner dogs across the globe, and an unnatural fascination with shredding paper. There you go.
Just to be sure, DOOMFART is a joke right? I mean, this is one of the best forums on the internet. Why would we revolt against that? The mods act like posters when all is good, but bring in swift justice when its needed. Jokes are all good and fun, but when push comes to shove, we are all united right?
Happygrunt wrote:Just to be sure, DOOMFART is a joke right? I mean, this is one of the best forums on the internet. Why would we revolt against that? The mods act like posters when all is good, but bring in swift justice when its needed. Jokes are all good and fun, but when push comes to shove, we are all united right?
DOOMFART is a fake revolution, yes. It's mainly a social group who has fun and pokes humor at things.
Of course it is, but can anybody really trust us now that we have broken the bond of trust and planted the seed of doubt into their weak, mortal minds?
Happygrunt wrote:Just to be sure, DOOMFART is a joke right? I mean, this is one of the best forums on the internet. Why would we revolt against that? The mods act like posters when all is good, but bring in swift justice when its needed. Jokes are all good and fun, but when push comes to shove, we are all united right?
All MAFIA members must revere the most beneficent one, Legoburner, and his pantheon of Mods in alphabetical order.
After fasting and praying for a full day you will receive a PM that is not a PM, but a vision of greatness(no its not a picture of an asian chick from killkrazy), and after you receive that vision you will be a full member of MAFIA.
All MAFIA members must revolt again the most malevolent one, Legoburner, and his harem of Mods in order of armpit hair length.
After mooing and grazing for a full day you will receive a shruberry that is not a shruberry, but a herring(with which you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest), and after you receive that herring you will be a full member of Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing! (The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni)
*mooing and grazing is may be exchanged for oinking and rolling in your own faeces if you would prefer not to act like a Hen.
-All oppose Legoburner and his smelly Modquisition for a radiant tomorrow!
When you see this coming at you, know that your death at the Hand of DOOMFARTS "Secret weapons" project has come!!
Fix'd that for you DA.
They know of the project abort abort!
Younglings...you fail to grasp the subtle nuances of psychological warfare,the opponents knowledge of "Project Buffet Killer" will only further demoralize them.
Those who lived through the great pie wars know what is about to come. The sky will split the ground will be upheaved adn the universe will be plunged into war.
The most holy church of the turtle pie, and my sub-sect the most holy church of turtle pi, the irrational, remember the bloodshed and wish not to repeat it.
Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
halonachos wrote:The Mods have already dealt with your so called "heros" and "champions", you are without leadership.
The humble servants of MAFIA are here to deal with the lesser members of DOOMFART.
We>You.
FOOL! Due to our advanced communication techniques, we can communicate with our leader and most sacred Maytr.
MAFIA has no idea of the power they are going up against.
You misspelled "Martyr", the powers of improper spelling and grammar have no effect upon the members of MAFIA.
Our elite troops will see to your quick demis.... I mean education.
So, you and "MAFIA" have gone down to insulting my racial heritage?
My grand-parents fled Poland in 1939 to escape the Nazis. I myself am Jewish,and detest the word 'Nazi'. To add insult to injury, I am German on my fathers side.
This kind of mudslinging will not be tolerated. We will not insult your heritage, for we at DOOMFART are above petty things such as that,
You exemplify the personage of DOOMFART, unable to see beyond the [img].
The members of MAFIA acknowledge the fact that we do not see everything beyond the image, but we are in a continuous quest to achieve that understanding and destroy those who refuse to.
halonachos wrote:You exemplify the personage of DOOMFART, unable to see beyond the [img].
The members of MAFIA acknowledge the fact that we do not see everything beyond the image, but we are in a continuous quest to achieve that understanding and destroy those who refuse to.
halonachos wrote:Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
halonachos wrote:Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
As admirable as this rather humorous wall of text is, you keep forgetting he who has a face of a Yak.
halonachos wrote:Silly members of DOOMFART, you do not know what suffering you have brought upon yourselves. You do not know the magiks you are toying with, the sheer amount of pure power that can be unleashed. You are naught but pawns in a game the moderators are allowing you to enjoy.
In a single sweep of their mighty fingers you can be erased from existence, to be forever forgotten in the miasma of the mind.
You can not even begin to imagine the humor the mods are receiving from your futile attempts to even conspire against them. All you do is in vain, you will never receive fruit from your labor, you will never succeed, you will not even scratch the integumentary of the mass conspiracy behind the clock works of Dakka Dakka.
To challenge Legoburner and his mods is to challenge the fabric of the universe itself, to challenge the ebb and flow of the time stream, and to challenge the vast population of this and every other dimension. You are but a mere 26 compared to the vast millions who worship the Pantheon of Mods and the Most Beneficent Legoburner.
May Frazzled, Master of the Dogs of War, have mercy upon your souls for MAFIA shall not.
May Killkrazy, Poster of Asian Women, allow you a final comfort in the form of a picture of an asian woman for MAFIA shall not.
May Alpharius, Granter of Wishes, give you one last peace for MAFIA shall not.
May Red S8n, Watcher of Posts, allow you a final transgression for MAFIA shall not.
In the name of MAFIA, the Most Beneficent Legoburner, and the Pantheon of Mods; I Halonachos, Champion of MAFIA, declare unending war against the puny minions of DOOMFART.
As admirable as this rather humorous wall of text is, you keep forgetting he who has a face of a Yak.
Pah! Yak is a figurehead, like all the Mods.
And anyway, the orbital satellites are prepared to fire upon Legoburner upon order from the great ones.
Scrazza wrote:Ask Chowderhead. He'll get you through the rites of initiation, in one piece. Most of the times. *looks at the stump that was my right arm.*
Oooh, I don't think I can sacrifice any more... *looks at tube in neck, breathes like Darth Vader.*
Don't worry though folks, if you can't find some paint to watch drying I'm sure we'll have a thread even more banal and mind meltingly dumb as this one, alas, even sooner than anyone would like.
Actually..I was the one who came up with the acronym,and I haven't been 13 for some considerable time now,the whole name really should be seen as very tongue in cheek. 
..Well...a cheerful little red x to you as well. 
Lurk lurk 
how did i manage that one
