This is awesome! How to I get a copy of this thing?

Review: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/01/20/steampunk-palin-comic/

Good grief I have enough trouble sleeping as it is and now this image emblazoned in my poor head.

There should at least be some sort of warning in the title George, I dunno NSFHOW maybe or Madslappack Woman Scary image, opaque black goggles must be worn! or some such.

What is with people's obsession with Palin?

Amaya wrote:What is with people's obsession with Palin?

ummmm.... She's hot.

gregor_xenos wrote:

Amaya wrote:What is with people's obsession with Palin?

ummmm.... She's hot.

Meh, people have strange standards of beauty then.

gregor_xenos wrote:

Amaya wrote:What is with people's obsession with Palin?

ummmm.... She's hot.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

Amaya wrote:

gregor_xenos wrote:

Amaya wrote:What is with people's obsession with Palin?

ummmm.... She's hot.

Meh, people have strange standards of beauty then.

Like the beauty pageant judges? She used to be a beauty queen after all. She is a fairly attractive woman. When you compare her to the other women in politics though, she is Cleopatra. Of course, she is ugly on the inside.

Mark Antony?

She won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant. Wasilla has a population of about 10,000. That hardly certifies her as being attractive. She's not ugly, but it's not she's anything more than slightly above average in looks.

Wanna see an ugly person.... look to Megan Fox.
What an utterly useless waste of reproductive material.

I've heard people say that Megan Fox is physically overrated, but never have I heard her called ugly.

Megan Fox is ugly.

She's not exactly the most attractive women out there, but she is good looking.

Can I get a steampunk Brooklyn Decker?

If they triple her rack the way they did to Palin's it would take up the entire page.

I want a Cyberpunk Popper versus Wittgenstein.

For some reason the only word I can keep in my head after reading that review is "Robama".

Amaya wrote:She won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant. Wasilla has a population of about 10,000. That hardly certifies her as being attractive.

It might have been that she simply had the most teeth...

CT GAMER wrote:

Amaya wrote:She won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant. Wasilla has a population of about 10,000. That hardly certifies her as being attractive.

It might have been that she simply had the most teeth...

Oh I get it, becuase people that live in low populations are backwards and ugly. HAR HAR.

Ahtman wrote:

CT GAMER wrote:

Amaya wrote:She won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant. Wasilla has a population of about 10,000. That hardly certifies her as being attractive.

It might have been that she simply had the most teeth...

Oh I get it, becuase people that live in low populations are backwards and ugly. HAR HAR.

Well except for you of course...

Ahtman wrote:I want a Cyberpunk Popper versus Wittgenstein.

Foucault runs in with the folding chair!

Yeah, I'd feth Sarah Palin. I mean, I don't have one iota of respect for her...



...but then that's true of 90% of the women I've done sex on.

I don't get it with Palin. She kind of has nice eyes...which are accentuated by the glasses. When you see the old HS pics of her sans glasses, she tops out at cute.

And as I've said before, look at that jaw...that's a man, baby.

Palin and Steampunk.

Could they want me to read this any less?

Amaya wrote:What is with people's obsession with Palin?

There's enough interest for film called Nailin' Paylin.

The link is safe for work but the video distinctly won't be if you go looking.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who's_Nailin'_Paylin

Mr Mystery wrote:Palin and Steampunk.

Could they want me to read this any less?

Steam powered soccer moms are probably a bit of a niche.

She is fugly.

Steam Powered Soccer Mamas have balls of steel.
Well copper to be more precice but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

and she certainly seems to have a brass neck.

As you were saying?

Albatross wrote:...I've done sex on.

Learn to speak english please.

Palin's part of the MILF niche I guess, soccer mom with glasses and a decent body.

Mike Noble wrote:

As you were saying?

I hope she freezes?

Badly drawn woman scantily clad in the snow
poor dear she'll catch her death


hopefully

dogma wrote:Can I get a steampunk Brooklyn Decker?

That would be awesome.

Which of these two is more attractive then?



or

Kilkrazy wrote:Which of these two is more attractive then?



or

Hmmm...My Spider senses are tingling.

Kilkrazy wrote:Which of these two is more attractive then?



or

This one is surprisingly tough for me, I honestly don't know which image I prefer.

All I know is that she looks like Peggy from King of the Hill.

Palin is by no means a physically unattractive woman,I may disagree with some of her politics,but I'd certainly not be ashamed to take her to diner.

Ahh...Fitzz.

Me? I'd rather have intercourse with a sheep. But hey, I suppose that's my welsh blood coming to the foreground.

ghosty wrote:Ahh...Fitzz.

Me? I'd rather have intercourse with a sheep. But hey, I suppose that's my welsh blood coming to the foreground.

To each their own I suppose.
I'm not saying Palin is a Knockout,but based on physical appearance alone... she obviously isn't "Go live under a bridge" material.

Arguable.

Ahtman wrote:

CT GAMER wrote:

Amaya wrote:She won the Miss Wasilla beauty pageant. Wasilla has a population of about 10,000. That hardly certifies her as being attractive.

It might have been that she simply had the most teeth...

Oh I get it, becuase people that live in low populations are backwards and ugly. HAR HAR.

Dude, look at the typical Miss Alaska competition.

http://www.adn.com/2010/06/23/v-gallery/1337849/miss-alaska-winners-named.html

It is a poor joke.


And that Asian chick is waaaaay hotter than Palin.

Albatross wrote:Yeah, I'd feth Sarah Palin. I mean, I don't have one iota of respect for her...



...but then that's true of 90% of the women I've done sex on.

FITZZ wrote: Palin is by no means a physically unattractive woman,I may disagree with some of her politics,but I'd certainly not be ashamed to take her to diner.

Alby > FITZZ


Actually, could they make a Steampunk George Bush? Worst comes to worst you could always use him as a counts-as Jokaero?

Kilkrazy wrote:Which of these two is more attractive then?



or

One of these women seems to speak gibberish to be due to the extreme difference between our cultures, the other one is an oriental model.

She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

FITZZ wrote:

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

...which is different from most women?

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

...which is different from most women?

Well...now that you mention it.

I can understand why people would not agree with her politics and I don't believe she is a beauty on the level of Helen of Troy, but I don't believe for a second the whole "she is ugly" bologna some people are spewing. Perhaps it is becuase I didn't grow up on internet porn but I believe most women are beautiful in their own way. I also find trying to compare an amateur photo of a mother and a professional photo of a 19 year old a bit of a cherry picking expedition. They are both attractive women. I would have no trouble taking either out for a nice steak dinner and then not calling them afterwords.

Nah
she's all slap and no tickle.

FITZZ wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

...which is different from most women?

Well...now that you mention it.

And most men...

Melissia wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

...which is different from most women?

Well...now that you mention it.

And most men...

...who dress up as women.

halonachos wrote:

Melissia wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

...which is different from most women?

Well...now that you mention it.

And most men...

...who dress up as women.

FITZZ wrote:

halonachos wrote:

Melissia wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

...which is different from most women?

Well...now that you mention it.

And most men...

...who dress up as women.

your make up is better on your avatar!

I agree...but what can I say,I was in a rush.

MilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilf.

Did I say Milf?

Shadowbrand wrote:MilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilfMilf.

Did I say Milf?

I belive you did.

Sorry folks, i'm on the 'Fugly' bandwagon. we are more than outside appearance. when you combine the BS that rolls out of her mouth, the sound that the pea of a brain she has bouncing in her head and her looks = Fugly.


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and i believe the earlier pic isn't a real pic of her. the neck looks shopped to me.

alarmingrick wrote:Sorry folks, i'm on the 'Ugly' bandwagon. we are more than outside appearance. when you combine the BS that rolls out of her mouth, the sound that the pea of a brain she has bouncing in her head and her looks = Ugly.


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and i believe the earlier pic isn't a real pic of her. the neck looks shopped to me.

I actually thought it appeared shopped as well,but couldn't decide.
I still think she's physically attractive though,but agree with your other assessments.

Ahtman wrote:I can understand why people would not agree with her politics and I don't believe she is a beauty on the level of Helen of Troy, but I don't believe for a second the whole "she is ugly" bologna some people are spewing. Perhaps it is becuase I didn't grow up on internet porn but I believe most women are beautiful in their own way. I also find trying to compare an amateur photo of a mother and a professional photo of a 19 year old a bit of a cherry picking expedition. They are both attractive women. I would have no trouble taking either out for a nice steak dinner and then not calling them afterwords.

I did grow up on internet porn, and while I don't find Palin alluring, I also don't find her ugly.

She is good looking in much the same way that most women are when the observer is a heterosexual male.

I mean, Palin is about as smart as a rock...with some snow on it, like all of her fans, but she is sort of sexy, in a weird way.

Ahtman wrote:I can understand why people would not agree with her politics and I don't believe she is a beauty on the level of Helen of Troy, but I don't believe for a second the whole "she is ugly" bologna some people are spewing. Perhaps it is becuase I didn't grow up on internet porn but I believe most women are beautiful in their own way. I also find trying to compare an amateur photo of a mother and a professional photo of a 19 year old a bit of a cherry picking expedition. They are both attractive women. I would have no trouble taking either out for a nice steak dinner and then not calling them afterwords.

Palin has staffers that pick her clothes, do her hair/makeup, etc. for every appearance she makes and every photo she takes, so lets not pretend palin is a "natural beauty"

Like her public persona, her appearance is artificial and manufactured.

She tries very hard to work the "naughty secretary/slutty librarian" archetype with the glasses and short skirt buisness suits, etc., etc. but at the end of the day she is slightly above average at best, and that is before you hear her speak (her accent and stupid catch phrases alone are cringe-worthy) or realize what she stands for...

Most women present themselves as well as they possibly can, through makeup, clothes, fashion advice and so on. Is that so wrong?

Obviously some try harder than others...



Anyway, if you don't like Palin that leaves all the more for the rest of us with lower standards.

Kilkrazy wrote:

Anyway, if you don't like Palin that leaves all the more for the rest of us with lower standards.

Lord knows they were lining up on Dakka to being with

What she... is really impacts how I view her. It's hard for me to treat someone I have absolutely no respect for completely unselfishly, and even then it would affect performance too greatly to make it fun. Chemistry makes for a much better lay and lack of is dually bad >.<

What you need is some pre coital 'medicine'.

The internet porn reference is funny because porn is full of extremely ugly women with massive implants.

Amaya wrote:The internet porn reference is funny because porn is full of extremely ugly women with massive implants.

Oh yeah...these women are hideous.

halonachos wrote:

Albatross wrote:...I've done sex on.

Learn to speak english please.

He wrote it properly. Alby's in a band, so he's the kind of guy who can have sex with women, on women.

I don't think she's model-beautiful, but for a girl her age, she's pretty well kept. Even though she's not Claudia Jacques material, I'd still do her.

FITZZ wrote:

Amaya wrote:The internet porn reference is funny because porn is full of extremely ugly women with massive implants.

Oh yeah...these women are hideous.

I never said all of them were ugly.

Amaya wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Amaya wrote:The internet porn reference is funny because porn is full of extremely ugly women with massive implants.

Oh yeah...these women are hideous.

I never said all of them were ugly.

In truth most are at least reasonably attractive...sure,there are a few that a bit "bleh"...but by and large the majority are physically fit and cute.
At least those who are professional "actresses"

Just because Palin got a porno for her doesn't make her pretty.

That guy from the Partridge Family got one and Lorena Bobbit's husband got one, too.

Uh, according to my research...

malfred wrote:Just because Palin got a porno for her doesn't make her pretty.

That guy from the Partridge Family got one and Lorena Bobbit's husband got one, too.

Uh, according to my research...

So did Joey Buttafouco..IIRC.


....Yeah...theres some ugly stuff in porn.

It would seem that everyone got fixated on the word porn and missed the real reference.

@Dogma: I wouldn't use the word alluring either, I just find the people calling her ugly disingenuous,

halonachos wrote:

Melissia wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Solo Falcon 1138 wrote:She is very attractive... right up to the point where sounds come out of her mouth in the form of words...

Yup...she becomes less and less attractive with each sentence she speaks.

...which is different from most women?

Well...now that you mention it.

And most men...

...who dress up as women.

I was Dr. Frank-N-Furter for Halloween.
Wanna see?

Absolutely not.

Congrats on coming out of the closet though.

Har har.

Hardly gay, but it was worth a laugh.


Also, a 6 (or so) kid called be a f*g. I took of my heels and threated to throw down. After he ran, I chased him for a while.

Tall gangly male in fishnets, a speedo and corset chasing a little kid....

Good times

(only two others said anything to bother me. One chick asked if I had a d*ck, to which I replied, "Wanna kiss it?" and an African woman said she was glad I was cold when I complained loud enough for her to hear)

The funny thing is, because of the outfit and the fact I wore a hat, I looked more like a Burlesque stripper than Frank.

Amaya wrote:

gregor_xenos wrote:

Amaya wrote:What is with people's obsession with Palin?

ummmm.... She's hot.

Meh, people have strange standards of beauty then.

For a woman in her mid-40s (b 1964), she's in pretty good shape. Easily top quintile appearance for her age. Looks-wise, one could do a lot worse.


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Kilkrazy wrote:Which of these two is more attractive then?

I'm more Asian than Republican.

Dick Cheiny and Sarah Palin should go hunting together. There's one problem solved, but unfortunately Dick has an army of robot clones waiting in the darkest depths of Mordor to replace him should anything go wrong.

She isn't the best looking woman in the world, but honestly if you think she is ugly you have a very skewed view of psychical attractiveness.

Although just about everything else about her is pretty much a turn off.

Palins's got that "hot librarian" thing going with the glasses.

OTOH, Ann Coulter has much better makeup - I'd bend her over a table...

Her political ideas by turns bemuse and horrify me, but she is a very, very good-looking woman.


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Palin, that is.

Coulter is straight out of Tomb Kings.

There's something sexy about power, so Palin gets a few bonus points there. But, she's a bit of a tough call.

She's pretty hot from a purely physical standpoint. She's got the slutty temptress thing going on. The conservative/taboo thing gives her some of that "forbidden fruit" appeal. And, although she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, she's smarter than the women who go into modeling/porn and rely 100% of their looks.

But, she's still rather dumb. And, her views are quite the turnoff. She's not as much of a looker as someone in their 20's. And, her accent is rather irritating.


So, what I'm saying is, she's do-able in a "I'm gonna you senseless" manner. No sweet seduction. No wine and dine. Just the physical side of things, and throw in a few of the more "degrading" acts for good measure.

I wonder how she talks off-camera, when there's no need to sell herself to us little people. (See, e.g., Obama's cheesy dips into a southern accent.)

She's as pretty as the make-up she puts on her face. Just about any woman whose not grossly over weight, with a professional makeup staff or personal assistants will look decent enough.

http://www.momlogic.com/2008/10/turning_palin_into_a_real_hock.php

There you go. A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's is her work of fiction.

Firstly, her eyes without her glasses wouldn't look like that (too small and too far apart).

Secondly, it's already a not-that-good photo to begin with.

My opinion.

Taoofss wrote:She's as pretty as the make-up she puts on her face. Just about any woman whose not grossly over weight, with a professional makeup staff or personal assistants will look decent enough.

http://www.momlogic.com/2008/10/turning_palin_into_a_real_hock.php

There you go. A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's is her work of fiction.

Besides being an incredibly poor job of shooping, that isn't really a fair assessment becuase it it is possible to take a photo of any woman, no matter how pretty, and have her appear ugly. I don't think it is a secret that computers and makeup are largely responsible for making most o what is sold as beautiful in mass media. Think of the prettiest actress you can and there will be an ugly picture of her somewhere without makeup.

Before Photoshop:



After PS:

Can someone explain this to me?

Ahtman wrote:Besides being an incredibly poor job of shooping, that isn't really a fair assessment becuase it it is possible to take a photo of any woman, no matter how pretty, and have her appear ugly. I don't think it is a secret that computers and makeup are largely responsible for making most o what is sold as beautiful in mass media. Think of the prettiest actress you can and there will be an ugly picture of her somewhere without makeup.

Makeup is magic.

If I can find it, there's a really good video of a really plain girl who puts on makeup on TV and looks incredible!

Manchu wrote:Can someone explain this to me?

No i cannot... I care not to try either

DA's Forever wrote:

Manchu wrote:Can someone explain this to me?

No i cannot... I care not to try either

... ummm " Uber Shocker"??...sorry...that was in poor taste.

FITZZ wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

Manchu wrote:Can someone explain this to me?

No i cannot... I care not to try either

... ummm " Uber Shocker"??...sorry...that was in poor taste.

but good for a chuckle

Not going to lie, that pic reminds me of Bayonetta.
(Who many said looked like Palin so...)

DA's Forever wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

Manchu wrote:Can someone explain this to me?

No i cannot... I care not to try either

... ummm " Uber Shocker"??...sorry...that was in poor taste.

but good for a chuckle

No man, it's the spocker.

Captain Awesome wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

Manchu wrote:Can someone explain this to me?

No i cannot... I care not to try either

... ummm " Uber Shocker"??...sorry...that was in poor taste.

but good for a chuckle

No man, it's the spocker.

DA's Forever wrote:

Captain Awesome wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

DA's Forever wrote:

Manchu wrote:Can someone explain this to me?

No i cannot... I care not to try either

... ummm " Uber Shocker"??...sorry...that was in poor taste.

but good for a chuckle

No man, it's the spocker.

...That's pretty funny...in a sick and disturbing way.