I'm pretty sure we all have them. What quotes have you heard in game that you just had to take with you into other games/say in real life, too?

When I do something that is especially awesome, it's not unheard of for me to quote Emperor Doviculus: "Now do you see why they love me so?"

And ever since playing Bioshock 2, Whenever I regenerate health in a game I say "I LIVE! I LIVE AND SOON YOU SHALL NOT!"

What about you guys?

Also, ever since playing Splatterhouse, "I think his insides should be on the.... Outside!" passes my lips when I play Mortal Kombat or Gears of War.

I tend to quote Lugft Horun with "The big guns never tire"

Although Eddie Rigss quote's are common for me.

Hmm... I'll have to think about others....

VikingScott wrote:I tend to quote Lugft Horun with "The big guns never tire"

Although Eddie Rigss quote's are common for me.

Hmm... I'll have to think about others....

Rigs had too many good quotes to even begin naming them off. Most were context sensative, though

"Shove it up your ass!" (General reaction statement)

"I've got balls of steel!" (Getting kicked in the gonads, followed by punching the guy in the stomach)

"Blow it out your ass!" (See "Shove it up your ass!")

10 internets goes to the person who Identifies the speaker of these infamous lines.

^ I'm guessing either Duke Nukem or The Postal Dude.

Chrysaor686 wrote:^ I'm guessing either Duke Nukem or The Postal Dude.

Just print it out 10 times.

I can't remember the name, but an african-american character from UT3 used to say ''Daaaaaaaaaaaammn striaght!'', used that a few times, IRL too!

"Haha, I threw that gak before I came in the room!"

"Eat gak and die"

chowderhead13 wrote:"Shove it up your ass!" (General reaction statement)

"I've got balls of steel!" (Getting kicked in the gonads, followed by punching the guy in the stomach)

"Blow it out your ass!" (See "Shove it up your ass!")

10 internets goes to the person who Identifies the speaker of these infamous lines.

Many Duke Nukem quotes are used by me irl and on Live

Stop Poking ME!

undivided wrote:"Eat gak and die"

"Oh yeah, Suck it! SUCK IT!"

Not from a game, but...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Duke Nukem wrote:"Damn; you're ugly!"

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum"

"Your face, your ass... what's the difference?"

Played during my formative years

I'm sure I have others, but none as memorable.

I tend to find my self using "Dakka" to say things such as "NEEDS MOAR DAKKA" in terms of something not being violent/explode-y enough.

All my friends who don't play 40k VGs don't get it.

"It's GAME OVER man GAME OVER!"

"As long as I'm around you'll always be second best see" (mask ftw)

"THATS ONE SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!"

For Great Justice

lordy-lordy lord.

From FNV if you tell some person you havent heard of the boomers, good times.

"HOLY GAK!"
"By the emperor."
"It would be useful if i had some grenades wouldn't it?"
"I am the leaf on the wind watch how I soar."
"Gak you."
"Show me a fortress, i'll show you a ruin."
"Knowledge is power guard it well."
"A open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded."
"I aim to please."
"Beautiful show, now get the hell out of my way."
"Can you show me to this so called saint?"
"Really? You believe that? Well I can't stop a bullet, who says you can? Oh wait I know. Mr. Issac Newton."
"Remember Ladies! If you fire this weapon it will ruin SOMEBODYS DAY! Somewhere half a million years you will ruin someones day."
"Out here in space Sir Issac Newton becomes one of the meanest son's of bitches you have ever met!"
"Deal with it!"
"Falcon PUNCH!"
"You spit out now laddie!"
"How am I supposed to fight with this?"
"Call me Cameron, Cameron Bond."

a kickback to Fire Warrior, there were insults you could use during deathmatches. The Tau had one i still use occaionally in FPS's, "Your aim is poor!"

Friend told me he was tempted to get a tatoo "Only in death does duty end"

Badass

Asherian Command wrote:"HOLY GAK!"
"By the emperor."
"It would be useful if i had some grenades wouldn't it?"
"I am the leaf on the wind watch how I soar."
"Gak you."
"Show me a fortress, i'll show you a ruin."
"Knowledge is power guard it well."
"A open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded."
"I aim to please."
"Beautiful show, now get the hell out of my way."
"Can you show me to this so called saint?"
"Really? You believe that? Well I can't stop a bullet, who says you can? Oh wait I know. Mr. Issac Newton."
"Remember Ladies! If you fire this weapon it will ruin SOMEBODYS DAY! Somewhere half a million years you will ruin someones day."
"Out here in space Sir Issac Newton becomes one of the meanest son's of bitches you have ever met!"
"Deal with it!"
"Falcon PUNCH!"
"You spit out now laddie!"
"How am I supposed to fight with this?"
"Call me Cameron, Cameron Bond."

The "remember ladies" one is from Mass Effect 2, isn't it? WHen the guy is talking about the dreadnought's main gun?

Yep

Right as I kill someone in a slayer match "Get off my Lawn and take your Dog gak with you."

I hope there's come a time in my life epic enough to warrant using the "dukes of our own destiny" line from the Lord Commissar in DoW II Retribution.

Otherwise I don't think I quote games and such.

I have started to shout 'blame the victim!' when playing shooters and one of my team-mates gets killed.

I tend to randomly quote bender from Futurama a lot as well.
'Love it or shove it'

"We die standing"-about as close to inspirational as I will ever get.

"How inspiring. Maybe we'll put you're corpse on a Golden chair and make an idol out of you as well."-General sarcasm. Has to be done in the voice.

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"-When stuff needs breaking.

"Tactical genius"-for obvious reasons.

Mr. Burning wrote:I have started to shout 'blame the victim!' when playing shooters and one of my team-mates gets killed.

This makes me so very happy.

"Fear Denies Faith" gets thrown around quite a bit.

Also "A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long" and "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Bonus points if you know what movies those are from. I said KNOW, don't google it you cheaters!

Hmmm
Well since I work in IT:

General references to the machine spirit when my computer acts up , then again I use a Mac so its more like a daemon engine.

Declaring anything new and clever to be heresy.

Oh and when I'm putting stuff together my vocal patterns gradually degrade into that of an Ork mek boy.

Ah and the "There is no such thing as innocence only degrees of guilt" line if there's a "it wasn't me" argument going on.

Monster Rain wrote:

Also "A start that burns twice as bright burns half as long" and "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Bonus points if you know what movies those are from. I said KNOW, don't google it you cheaters!

The second one is from the original Ghostbusters, when Venkman comes out of the Bah Mitzvah room after trapping Slimer. Not sure about the second one.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Also "A start that burns twice as bright burns half as long" and "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Bonus points if you know what movies those are from. I said KNOW, don't google it you cheaters!

The second one is from the original Ghostbusters, when Venkman comes out of the Bah Mitzvah room after trapping Slimer. Not sure about the second one.

If I am not mistaken the first is also in Blade runner.

Hmm, never seem that. Only so much Harrison Ford one man can take.

Actually, I forgot some; "Before seeking victory, first make yourself invunerable to defeat."
"Perfection is acheived, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
"The deifference between Gods and Daemons depends largely upon where one is standing at the time."

Again, bonus points are on offer if you can tell me who said what.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Hmm, never seem that. Only so much Harrison Ford one man can take.

Between the two of you you pulled it off!

You should really see Blade Runner. It's a bit dated visually, but it's still great.

Probably, but then again I'm behind on films. I think I am one of the three sci-fi fans in existance that has not seen the Matrix, or any of the Alien films.

Don't worry, you haven't missed anything.

"Another satisfied customer!"

"Life's what happens when you make other plans."

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Also "A start that burns twice as bright burns half as long" and "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Bonus points if you know what movies those are from. I said KNOW, don't google it you cheaters!

The second one is from the original Ghostbusters, when Venkman comes out of the Bah Mitzvah room after trapping Slimer. Not sure about the second one.

A start? I think you mean Star. However the quote is from Blade Runner and it is light (or was it candle?), not star or start. If it is Start then I have no idea what it is from.

EDIT: I can't remember if it was candle or light. I think I may have to break out the DVD.

Lord Scythican wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Also "A start that burns twice as bright burns half as long" and "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" Bonus points if you know what movies those are from. I said KNOW, don't google it you cheaters!

The second one is from the original Ghostbusters, when Venkman comes out of the Bah Mitzvah room after trapping Slimer. Not sure about the second one.

A start? I think you mean Star. However the quote is from Blade Runner and it is Candle, not star or start. If it is Start then I have no idea what it is from.

FML.

Typos, how I despise thee.

I have done changed mine several times. Here I was hammering you about type-os and I cannot decide if it was star, start, light, or candle. It is blade runner though...right?

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote: I think I am one of the three sci-fi fans in existance that has not any of the Alien films.

Sgt Apone is unamused...

Lord Scythican wrote:I have done changed mine several times. Here I was hammering you about type-os and I cannot decide if it was star, start, light, or candle. It is blade runner though...right?

Yep, it's Blade Runner.

"None shall see me... though my battle cry may give me away"

Used to say this in vent all the time on WoW while playing an Orc rogue. Very few people got the reference though.

Needs more cowbell.

Mr. Burning wrote:I have started to shout 'blame the victim!' when playing shooters and one of my team-mates gets killed.

I am going to start using that when I get in arguments on shooters (which happens frequently lol)

Just scream it over and over again.

Monster Rain wrote:Just scream it over and over again.

Well, first I'll just interrupt him (I say him cause I'm polite to women over live )

"Oh you camper you're so...BLAME THE VICTIM!"
And proceed to just yelling it over and over.

"Oh would you look at that he is threatening me!"

"Lets not bicker about who killed who."

"Did I mention that I can hit you will you were in a vechile with this sniper rifle?" "Uh no." "Good because i might not when you know."

"What in sam hell is a puma?"

"It looks more like a puma."

"I must think of angry thoughts, like milk and kittens!"

"Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to witness the gathering of _____ and _____ with liberty and justice for all!"

A selection i probably use 'Wretched Creature!' the most. No one will get them all!

'I have you now!'
'Impressive!'
'Wretched Creature!'
'Fool of a Took'
'Take it!'
(Hispanic Accent) 'Daammmitt!'
'Gimme dat money!'
'Made it, and they don't have enough firepower to get through'
'Howdy Stranger!'
'Second Squad ready to roll, soon as everyone's topside'
'Take 'em out Ding!'
'Victory is mine!'
'Creature of chaos prepare to be vanquished' (paraphrase)
'We'll get through this i know it!'
'Haha gunnit!'
'Dont get on my Bad side'
'I'll be watchin' you, Tommy'
'Die Fetcher!'
*WUGH*
'HELLO!'

Monster Rain wrote:

Mr. Burning wrote:I have started to shout 'blame the victim!' when playing shooters and one of my team-mates gets killed.

I love this. A lot.

I was breaking ice with a sledgehammer. My neighbors (Twin 7-year-olds) come over to ask me what I am doing. I heft my hammer, get down on one knee, and say in a quiet voice;

"Shh! I am smiting the Ice of Chaos with my thrice blessed Deamonhammer! I would leave, things are about to get ugly."

I stand up, bring the hammer behind my head and shout "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!", swinging the hammer right into the ice.

I turn around, and the girls have run off screaming.

I've begun to say, Praise the Emperor, etc

I want to carve my own Emperor (out of wood, perhaps), and make lifesize purity seals, and make me a little shrine to my God-Emperor

"I'll be there in 30 seconds."

"MARINES! Lets Kick some arse!"

"Roger that Huston, would you like some wine with that?"

"I have two bogeys on my tail and I can't shake them."

"Why are there 6 pedals when there are only 4 directions?"

"Why don't I ever getting to use the gaking sniper rifle!"

"I am a lover not a thinker."

"The future is always well granted to be prettier and people have no morals, but we have some kickass gadgets. The past is where people only lived to be 30 and had morals. And the present has no morals and no kickass gadgets which sucks. And I am the narrator used by poor writers as a plot device."

"Are you an angel? Are you a Fairy? Are you an Elephant?"

"Where the helk is the escape pods?"

"Quickly robin! To the bat cave!"

From my favorite follower, Jericho.

"I'm going to tear you a new [donkey-hole]"
"Two shots, kid, TWO SHOTS"
"I'm going to [frak] you straight up, mother[frakker]"
and other such words of peace and wisdom.

He may not be the best follower in Fallout 3, but he's my follower.

A favorite of mine to quote in all my history and strategic studies classes is "War...War never changes."

Blacksails wrote:A favorite of mine to quote in all my history and strategic studies classes is "War...War never changes."

OOooh, that's good. Number 3 had the best intro. Ron Pearlman for the win!

I find odd 40k mannerism's entering my life too...

"Circle Gets the Square!"

-Hollywood Squares.

I use that in the context of either a homicidal rage, usually using Elmo's voice, or for my victory shout to confuse my opponents.

"For the Empror!" From dawn of war when im asked to someting at work that i dont want to do

And ATM I have a brain Tumor and my wife and i will say something silly or something that is wrong and then quote Kindergeaden cop

Kid: Maybe its a tumor! (ususaly my wife)

Arnold: "Its not a tumor!" (ususaly me with the accent)
making fun of a pretty serious condition helps me keep sane!

"In His Glorious Name"

"A day in the marine Corps is like a day on the farm... every meal a banquet... every paycheque a fortune... every formation a parade.... I LOVE the corps!"

"It's better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it".

True Romance.

"Shop Smart - shop S-Mart!"

Evil Dead.

Yes, I use these quotes

I tend to use finnish quotes more since im finnish, but got some english also

warhammer:
"Dakka"
"ground trembles with every step"
"for the dark gods" with whining cultist voice
WoW:
"nuke"
"gief"
"epic"

from music:
"Fast music for slow people" Rotten sound
"I dont play to win, i play for blood" megadeth
"bring me a cup of coffee" devin townsend
"pthui" devin

theres a lot more but cant remember everything heh

When I shoot someone in Nerf Wars - POW! HAHA!
When I charge in Nerf Wars "SPACE MARINES, ATTACK!'

I quote the heavy from TF2 a bit.

That or the Soviets from C&C red alert.

"For the Motherland!"

@Lumppu 'YOU HAVE NOT CONVINCED MIGHTY ZILTOID!'
Lol. Most you guys i reckon are missing the point, you're just listing 'Kewl quotes lulz' not stuff you actually say all the time.

+1 in the internetz for who gets these.

Whenever I walk into my FLGS I say "Im Chapter Master Shepard and this is my favorite FLGS in California"

"Ive had enough of your snide insinuations/disingenuous assertions."

"Not Difficult!"

WarhammerTabletop wrote:+1 in the internetz for who gets these.

Whenever I walk into my FLGS I say "Im Chapter Master Shepard and this is my favorite FLGS in California"

"Ive had enough of your snide insinuations/disingenuous assertions."

"Not Difficult!"

ME2!!!!!!

Every single store on was my favorite apparently

In a minute Mom!

Perkustin wrote:@Lumppu 'YOU HAVE NOT CONVINCED MIGHTY ZILTOID!'
Lol. Most you guys i reckon are missing the point, you're just listing 'Kewl quotes lulz' not stuff you actually say all the time.

But I do shout "SPACE MARINES! ATTACK!" in nerf wars...

Ive found myslef screaming BLAME THE VICTIM!!! alot lately. usually at the worst possible time.

What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?

From the best B-Horror film of all time: ".......Groovy."

And from the famous Chirstmas movie: "Dayumn HAAYYL you say you wunnit?!"

'I have you now!'
'Impressive!'
'Second Squad ready to roll, soon as everyone's topside'
'Die Fetcher!'
*WUGH*

1. Morrowind - Female Dark Elf

2. Super Starwars: The Empire Strikes Back?

3. Halo: Combat Evolved

4. Morrowind - Dark Elf

5. Morrowind - Dark Elf.

It's good to be the king
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This is my boomstick

asimo77 wrote:What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?

It's a Dakka Specific Meme, where this guy just completely blew up in a thread saying:

BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM!

and on and on and on.

Also, from Red Vs. Blue:

"SON OF A *****!"
"SON OF A *****!"


"MADRE DE BIOS!"

Slarg232 wrote:

asimo77 wrote:What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?

It's a Dakka Specific Meme, where this guy just completely blew up in a thread saying:

BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM!

Oh ok, no wonder I don't get it

even funnier the second time

asimo77 wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

asimo77 wrote:What the heck is this "blame the victim" business?

It's a Dakka Specific Meme, where this guy just completely blew up in a thread saying:

BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM! BLAME THE VICTIM!

Oh ok, no wonder I don't get it

Everytime my mate pulls out the BRB on me and starts pointing out some tiny rule, I prefer,

'I get paid to lead, not to reeeaaad!'

"Killing Spree!"

"Compare your life to mine and then kill yourself!"

"Are you ready to die for me?"

Another one we use all the time is "Blood for the blood god!"

Edit: crap. Didn't see second page.

I like yelling "PROMOTIONS!!!!" while holding a nerf "Maverick" to someone's head.

Also, not sure if someone already wrote these but "For the emperor!!!", "Killing spree." and "HERESY!!!"

When going to the shop I declair I'm going on a "Meph run".
1 internet to whom gets that.

I am Akuma! Also a master puzzler!

"You are not prepared!"
"______ was merely a setback!"
"This is my kind of gak!" (Obviously replacing 'gak' with what it's meant to filter out)

They're all I can think of off the top of my head.

"WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?!"

"Roger, firing for effect."

"SHATTER THEIR SKY!"

"It will soon be a wasteland..."

"Soviet power supreme."

"EAT [Insert off map support here], B****!"

"Enemy fighter craft inbound, please watch for falling debris."

"Would you put that in a memo and title it "GAK I ALREADY KNOW" !?

"Become one with Mother Russia, da?"

"SEIZE VITAL REGIONS!"

"CRY SOME MORE!"

[After failing in an attempt to do something]
"When I said ______, it was in massive sarcasm quotes."

"Try diplomacy first. You can always use more.....persuasive methods later."

And of course there's a classic story amongs me and my friends involving a high end computer, World in Conflict, and me not thinking about what I'm saying....

Hate! Hate! Hate!

An emotion as pure as it is deep!
Hate! Hate! Hate!
Let it flow, let it run free!

"Should a machine not function upon striking the panel marked 'on' this is an omen of great ill. The reasons ascribed may be as follows. Firstly, the function of inadequate preparation on the part of the operator. Secondly, the action of the machine whose spirit may refuse the binding of the operator. Thirdly, the malintent of some third party upon the operator or machine. The operator must repeat the ritual from the beginning repurifying himself, enscribing the runes, intoning the incantations, and striking the panel marked 'on'. An accompanying oath may be made. Should this procedure fail, the operator must recourse to consulting the instruction manual. "

"If you don't expect gratitude you'll seldom be disappointed. "
"It’s often remarked that diplomacy is just warfare by other means. Our battles are no less desperate for being bloodless, but at least we get wine and finger food. "

"I don't have time to die - I'm too busy!

+++ Reputed last words of High Lord Goge Vandire, 361st Master of the Administratum +++ "

These are actually real quotes from 40k.

Whenever I'm stressed out, I look at my friend and calmly say:
"I need a bag full of kittens and a river..."

The Blade Runner Quote is:
"The LIGHT that burns twice as bright burns for half as long ..."
(and finishes " ... and you have burned so very brightly, Roy.").

I'm fond of :
"I've seen things you wouldn't believe."
"That, young padawan, is why you fail."
"Do or do not. There is no Try."
"yoink"

"Inconceivable!"

Now... mop the ceiling

That'll do, pig.

Monster Rain wrote:That'll do, pig.

I thought it was donkey?

"Rectum, damn near killed em'"

Nope, it's pig. From Babe.

Though maybe it was revisited in Shrek?

"I like that boulder, that is a niiiice boulder."

"Make/Made you squeal like the family pig"
Use it to refer to someone getting messed up. ie when a terminator squad of 5 men fails 4 of their 2+ saves.

I think its from the movie deliverance. And i only know that because of the episode of South Park about indiana jones 4.

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

I have several

when firing an automatic weapon: "I've got a bullet here with your name on it, and i'm going keep shooting until i figure out which one it is!" or "I demand additional dakka!"

when being chased: "Leave me alone, you smell funny."

When being bossed around: "Get your own damn milk."

When i accidentally team kill someone and they call me out on it: "No i didn't, that was a weather balloon."

although there was one Halo:Reach free for all where i had chosen a red star on my armor and ran around spouting pro-communisum quotes from red alert 3 in a thick russian acent:

"Patriotism begets victory!"
"Stand together and fight comrades!'
"These waters/corridors/weapons belong to russia!"
"For the Uinion!"
"woe unto our hapless foes!"
"are you ready to fight Comrades?"
"all my life i have dreamed of seeing torpedo attack on dolphin."

chromedog wrote:

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

You put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

Devilsquid wrote:

chromedog wrote:

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

You put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

Mawwaige. Mawwaige is what bwings us togewa, today.

Devilsquid wrote:

chromedog wrote:

Devilsquid wrote:"Inconceivable!"

"This word - I do not think it means what you think it means."

You put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

"Do you think it will work?"

"It would take a miracle."

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

"Do you think there are rocks up ahead?"

"If there are, we'll all be dead!"

"No more rhyming, I mean it!"

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"AAAAAARGGH!"

Have fun storming the castle!

My reason for team killing - "SPY CHECK!"

WELCOME TO DIE!

You and what army!

if someone tries to call you names and etc. then just put on your sunglasses
and say the following: "Get in line." followed by the manditory high pitched scream.

"Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men."

For every battle honour, a thousand heroes die alone, unsung, and unremembered.

...Sometimes the good must perish so that the rest survive.

+++ unknown +++

What is the terror of death

That we die our work incomplete

What is the joy of life

To die knowing our task is done

It is not my mind to ask questions that cannot be answered. That is the soul standing upon the crossroad of vacillation. You search for wisdom, but achieve only a stasis of will.

A fortress is a living thing: the commander its brain, the walls its bones, the sensors its eyes and ears, the troops its blood, their weapons its fists. This tells us two things: If one organ fails, the whole dies. And if the whole dies, no single organ can survive alone.

Contact with alien races always renews one's faith in humanity. It is my belief that foreign travel narrows the mind wonderfully.

Never take a gamble you’re not prepared to lose.

Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks.

If your plan's working, it's probably a trap.

Old friends are like debt collectors; they have a tendency to turn up when you least expect them.

One thing you can say for enemies; they make life more interesting.

Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter

Only in your deepest self is the truth of what you can be. And, without a doubt, that truth is terrible to bear.

Life's a journey. Shame about the destination.

Walls of stone do not a fortress make. But they're not a bad start.

I hate this planet.

I don't have time to die - I'm too busy!

'Stories are much tidier than real life. Stories have neat, happy endings, but all you ever really get is unfinished business.'

You can never have too many enemies. The more you've got, the more likely they are to get in each other's way.

++Unknown++

Also, the Space Wolves quote about Leman Russ for Shrike:

'Do you recall the time he drank all that stormwine on Sirenia and tried to throw the bloody spear at the moon? Took us four days to find it afterwards.' He chuckled ruefully and grinned at Ragnar. 'Truth be told, he hated that big boar-sticker, but the Allfather gave it to him as a gift, so he was stuck with it. He dragged it out for ceremonies, and then he'd stick it in a corner somewhere and forget about it. Drove his huscarls mad.'

There are about 5 or so Warlord hunting a Warhoud titan and one of the princeps says to the others "Doesn't this constitue bullying?"


Funny Story-
"It evaded me Captain! This planet is a devious and worthy adversary, never fear I shall take it down this time!'

*silence*

"You missed again didn't you?"

"Truly this planet is a military genius! It seems to be able to read our every move, and conveniently move out of the way of the torpedoes!"

*longer silence*

*sighs*

"You fire that shot in space and Sir Isaac Newton becomes the meanest son of a bitch you will ever know!"

"You DO NOT EYEBALL IT!"

"You Fire one of these and someone, somewhere is gonna have his day ruined."

Ni! Ni!

Your mother was hampster and your father smelt of elder berries.

You can't handle the truth!

You've got two halves of a coconut and you'r bangin them together.

I'm Invincible!

It's just a flesh wound

I'll bite your legs off.

I cite Cartman quotes. Endless Cartman quotes...

"YE ALL BELONG TO ODIN!"

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

And sometimes I just scream very VERY loud.

"Never waste a hard-on"

-Jack Nicholson

Different day, same gak
Ain't nothing good in the hood
I run away from this bitch
And never come back if I could