Was chatting with my brother-in-law about annoying kids in sci-fi shows (Wesley Crusher etc) and we remembered the Seaquest guy which inspired this thread. We then wondered what he was up to now and a quick wikipedia search revealed not a lot. Apologies again.
Medium of Death wrote: Total ass hat of a man. He also looks like Odo...
God, Osborne is infinitely more slappable than Cameron (which I think is the reason Cameron made him Chancellor). That sour expression of "I'm richer and cleverer than all of you, now leave me alone whilst I feth up the economy" rarely leaves his face.
I would post a picture of myself, but I fear that many people may not be able to restrain themselves and may damage their desktop equipment/themselves.
Avatar 720 wrote:I would post a picture of myself, but I fear that many people may not be able to restrain themselves and may damage their desktop equipment/themselves.
She made a "Super Bowl Foods" episode and made some really stupid crap. No velveeta and hormel with chips, no wings, no pizza, no bratwursts, and no typical Super Bowl foods.
She made some lame, green stuff that she put 'roasted tomato' chili on. Made me fething cringe and she kept saying 'yummo', Super Bowl food is not 'yummo' its fething delicious and awesome!
She made a "Super Bowl Foods" episode and made some really stupid crap. No velveeta and hormel with chips, no wings, no pizza, no bratwursts, and no typical Super Bowl foods.
She made some lame, green stuff that she put 'roasted tomato' chili on. Made me fething cringe and she kept saying 'yummo', Super Bowl food is not 'yummo' its fething delicious and awesome!
Nachos...I forbid any Rachel Rae slapping,she may not know jack about what to serve at a Superbowl Party...but she..well dammit she's just cute.
Billinator wrote:@Halonachos
She actually roasted Green Stuff? That's hardcore!
No it was this green stuff that had a fancy name that began with a 'P'. She put it in a bowl and then put some roasted tomatoes(from a can I might add) in chili and put the chili on top of it. She then dipped a chip in it! Her nachos were decent until she made them.
@Fitzz, I will slap the feth out of her for ruining a working class american tradition with elitist food. This is more than just a slapping, its a slapping for my class!
This guy is a danish singer, which both lyrics and tone-of-voice while singing is so fed up with "i am the most happy person alive", that you just feel like smashing his teeth in with a crowbar! - Oh, GOD, that guy annoys me! >(
Melissia wrote:Rachael Ray does not have a slappable face. Hers is quite attractive. Most people who have slappable faces instead just look like total douchebags.
Your mother comes to mind.
[/exit stage left, pursued by a bear for making a yo momma joke]
I don't know, I would love to slap that elitist smile off of her face, all for the proletariet of course.
Melissia wrote:Rachael Ray does not have a slappable face. Hers is quite attractive. Most people who have slappable faces instead just look like total douchebags.
Your mother comes to mind.
[/exit stage left, pursued by a bear for making a yo momma joke]
I don't know, I would love to slap that elitist smile off of her face, all for the proletariet of course.
Oh, the way you put it...
+1 for absolute cuteness!
chowderhead13 has the right of it. That girl Bieber is the most slappable ever, of course like undivided said, you shouldn't hit girls. At least wait until she is a grown woman like this lady:
If you slap kyle, then you have to give an extra hard slap to the 'people' who go on his show. Seriously, I have never seen so many fethed up people in one place.
The thing which gets me about Kyle is the smug, self satisfied delight he takes in pulling these 'people' appart on national telly. It's not exactly hard to take the piss out of someone when they struggle to spell their own name on a benefits claim form.
I would lay money that he was the sort of kid who had no mates and liked torturing small animals
We really need to rate these on some sort of slap-O-meter. Maybe we should add a Poll to the OP? It would be even better if we had something like this:
Lord Scythican wrote:chowderhead13 has the right of it. That girl Bieber is the most slappable ever, of course like undivided said, you shouldn't hit girls. At least wait until she is a grown woman like this lady:
squilverine wrote:The thing which gets me about Kyle is the smug, self satisfied delight he takes in pulling these 'people' appart on national telly. It's not exactly hard to take the piss out of someone when they struggle to spell their own name on a benefits claim form.
I think it's awful. The people they get on are these desperate wretched people who would likely do anything to be on TV, make money or get some attention. It's just a freak show.
Kyle himself is repulsive, he whips up the hate against someone and when the crowd start booing he'll say "we're not here to judge". Then a few minutes later one of the people on the stage will say something particularly loathsome he'll jump down someone's throat shouting "you amoeba of a man!!"
Damn you Jedward. As if my nation has not been tarnished enough. Damn you to pointy haired hell.
In Dublin there are bus adverts with both of these looking deadly serious campaigning for an end to child poverty. With that hair. It descends into farce.
But but but then how will I blame Americans for Palin et al? This cannot be! You're...not tarring all of one nationality with one brush?
Don't you know where you are?
THIS. IS. OT!
Thing is, I find it hard to hate Pattinson OR Stewart, given that both of them have made their hatred for Meyer and the Twilight series as a whole quite clear. In fact, Pattinson signed up for reasons I'm sure we can all sympathize with: money and sex.
That being said, I propose hitting Meyer 3x as much.
corpsesarefun wrote:They are jedward, a pair of bizzarely immature irish teenagers who butchered their way through a variety of songs on a talent show here in the UK.
I've never been an advocate for the use of violence, but we need to rid the Earth of these two. Honestly, if it wasn't cool when Vanilla Ice did it originally(ish) why bring it back?
corpsesarefun wrote:They are jedward, a pair of bizzarely immature irish teenagers who butchered their way through a variety of songs on a talent show here in the UK.
Whoa, at first I wondered who they were, but now I remember. They actually covered songs without permission. That's douchy to say the least.
Monster Rain wrote:
Where is he shopping? Not that I want to slap him (not much of an opinion either way), I just happened upon this in my travels.
Remember this little scamp?
That was completely random, but funny nonetheless.
Monster Rain wrote:Come to think of it, Vanilla Ice could use a slap as well.
Do it.
By the way, I found something humorous on Cracked when I got that picture.
They said:That he could justify dedicating his off seasons to kick starting his "rap career" should bar him from any future hall of fame consideration. Similarly, that someone could justify rounding up the least horrifying songs shat out of that rap career and release them as "The Best of Shaquille O'Neal" should bar that person from ever enjoying another day that doesn't begin with a swift punch to the gut.
ChrisWWII wrote:Thing is, I find it hard to hate Pattinson OR Stewart, given that both of them have made their hatred for Meyer and the Twilight series as a whole quite clear. In fact, Pattinson signed up for reasons I'm sure we can all sympathize with: money and sex.
That being said, I propose hitting Meyer 3x as much.
I didn't know this. That does make the issue very different. Still I don't know who to smack more, Meyer or Laurell K. Hamilton. Both are pretty bad.
Yes. Once for assuming I want to look at his chest all the time and two for trying to sell me car insurance.
He broke my heart when I saw these ads. This cancelled out his lewd behaviour whilst performing on 'Number 73' that kid's show in the 80s and that had previously been tv gold.
Yes. Once for assuming I want to look at his chest all the time and two for trying to sell me car insurance.
He broke my heart when I saw these ads. This cancelled out his lewd behaviour whilst performing on 'Number 73' that kid's show in the 80s and that had previously been tv gold.
That's my work that is. Claims Department. You stack it, I sort it. Eventually. Perhaps.
That's my work that is. Claims Department. You stack it, I sort it. Eventually. Perhaps.
Ah, I was the complaints coordinator for 3 years for my insurance firm, if you didn't sort it according to FSA and FOS regulation, I dragged you into a darkened office and made you cry...
Who watches the insurance watchmen? Stompa, MeanGreenStompa...
Flashman wrote:The very definition of "I'm too fething mysterious to tell you what's actually going on."
...which is basically 'Lost' in a fething nutshell. A fething terrible, terrible, pretentious pile of crap, that show. Absolutely fething awful.
The worst part was when the witch who wrote it basically admitted that the writers were just making it up as they went along, with no idea of what it all means or how it will end. What a tit.
Flashman wrote:The very definition of "I'm too fething mysterious to tell you what's actually going on."
...which is basically 'Lost' in a fething nutshell. A fething terrible, terrible, pretentious pile of crap, that show. Absolutely fething awful.
The worst part was when the witch who wrote it basically admitted that the writers were just making it up as they went along, with no idea of what it all means or how it will end. What a tit.
*deep breath*
Let's just say I'm not a fan.
It was pretty good till about season 4. They should have never left the island. The whole "not knowing what is going on" was intriguing there for awhile. Once I realized the show wasn't going to tell me anything, that is when I started to hate it. The show was about the island for several seasons and all the mystery. Once J.J. Abrams left to work on movies, then the show magically switched to being "about the characters".
Flashman wrote:The very definition of "I'm too fething mysterious to tell you what's actually going on."
...which is basically 'Lost' in a fething nutshell. A fething terrible, terrible, pretentious pile of crap, that show. Absolutely fething awful.
The worst part was when the witch who wrote it basically admitted that the writers were just making it up as they went along, with no idea of what it all means or how it will end. What a tit.
*deep breath*
Let's just say I'm not a fan.
It was pretty good till about season 4. They should have never left the island. The whole "not knowing what is going on" was intriguing there for awhile. Once I realized the show wasn't going to tell me anything, that is when I started to hate it. The show was about the island for several seasons and all the mystery. Once J.J. Abrams left to work on movies, then the show magically switched to being "about the characters".
I could slap that whole show.
Now if we could put a face on the show, we'd be set!
Well, "someone in his entourage" punched Perez after Perez very hypocritically called Will I. Am a gay slur that would get censored by the word filter.
Monster Rain wrote:Well, "someone in his entourage" punched Perez after Perez very hypocritically called Will I. Am a gay slur that would get censored by the word filter.
Hmmm,almost makes me want to forgive the Halftime show...almost.
That's my work that is. Claims Department. You stack it, I sort it. Eventually. Perhaps.
Ah, I was the complaints coordinator for 3 years for my insurance firm, if you didn't sort it according to FSA and FOS regulation, I dragged you into a darkened office and made you cry...
Who watches the insurance watchmen? Stompa, MeanGreenStompa...
Ah, not to worry. I have a knack for turning complaints into compliments. I understand that in the real world, it's actually called 'doing my bloody job'.
Office has a paradigm for pay rises, where you appear before The Big Scary Boss Types, and make you case. I have a cunning tactic. Turn up with the correct information, and point out that as I do a good 50% more work than most people in the department, the question is less why should I be paid more, and more 'why should my renumeration be on the same level'. Seriously. There are people in my department that I outstrip enormously...and yet we're on the same wage. My way is the way forward, I'm convinced of it!
Nancy Grace is an annoying legal commentator. She has a habit of deciding very early on in the case if the defendant is guilty or not. She will then proceed to repeat her point of view endlessly, and if anyone disagrees with her, they tend to get shouted down, or just plain hung up on.
I saw a picture of him once....but now I cannot find it. Oh well. He would be one to deserve that yea, being THAT pigheaded just earns you the face slap
Perkustin wrote: Dorkins; Butthurt Baby. I dislike 'athiest and proud' people just cos of him. He couldn't even explain evolution properly in one of his TV shows...
Boring zero charisma in real life. No sense of humour, head up bum...
GOD I HATE FRY!!!! Smug fat Baby-snatcher...
But... but he's STEPHAN FRY why would you slap his mighty Fryness
Monster Rain wrote:Nope. I love Ann Coulter. She's a bit extreme for my political tastes, but she puts on a hell of a show.
I cannot imagine meeting Coulter without trying to do her violence, or reduce her to tears; though if neither are possible I would settle for ruining her career by tricking her into making foolish statements (ie. trolling the woman into obscurity).
Edit: Of course, the ancillary benefit here is launching my own public media career...
Perkustin wrote: Dorkins; Butthurt Baby. I dislike 'athiest and proud' people just cos of him. He couldn't even explain evolution properly in one of his TV shows...
Boring zero charisma in real life. No sense of humour, head up bum...
Albatross wrote:
You're an idiot. All those people are awesome.
Seconded. Heartily.
Seriously, how can a person not think Fry is a top bloke? And Johnny Depp is a great actor! Who cares what he's like in real life? I don't plan on being mates with him...
As for Dawkins... I can see why some people would feel threatened by him, so that's kind of fair enough. That said, I'm an atheist and proud, so Perkustin can blow me.
chowderhead13 wrote:I know I'm going to make a few enemies with this one, so here it goes:
The redneck Schtick is getting old real fast.
Getting old? You do realize its been his "thing" for a VERY long time right? It was funny when I was a kid, you know, back in the 90s when the fashion thing wasnt sure if it still wanted to be 80s or finally move into the 90s? That was when it was funny.......but uh 20 years doing that same thing? God, get something new in your act eh? A fething puppet or SOMETHING!
Monster Rain wrote:Nope. I love Ann Coulter. She's a bit extreme for my political tastes, but she puts on a hell of a show.
I cannot imagine meeting Coulter without trying to do her violence, or reduce her to tears; though if neither are possible I would settle for ruining her career by tricking her into making foolish statements (ie. trolling the woman into obscurity).
Edit: Of course, the ancillary benefit here is launching my own public media career...
I can't imagine meeting her without attempting to force feed her. Chica makes anorexics look meaty.
KingCracker wrote:A fething puppet or SOMETHING!
Better not go with puppets, then people will think he's racist. Speaking of which:
If only for that gods-awful show Comedy Central put on the air.
These are 'People' that need a slap NOT fictional characters, Fry is perfectly good as a comic/serious actor, same with Depp i suppose (though he wasn't exactly great in Public enemies). Dorkins i hate because he wishes to replace God with Dorkins, i have an open mind when it comes to religion, it is a vice like tobacco; let 'em enjoy it; it enriches alot of lives. He's a venomous little man who clearly is covering some huge inadequacy issues. Plus as i said HE FAILED TO PROPERLY EXPLAIN EVOLUTION IN ONE OF HIS OWN FRICKIN' SHOWS!!!! Fry I dislike the man, he is a smug weiner who thinks he knows naff all about stuff cos he reads wikipedia on his Iphone/ipad. I mean i love the music of Tool/Puscifer but their Front man Maynard James Keenan deserves a slap for being an arrogant twirp.
EDIT: It is perhaps worth noting i am a Near Pathological Contrarian.
chowderhead13 wrote:
Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it.
she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
naw, couldn't let you do that. besides, you're not supposed to hit girls.
Beiber is the only exception to that rule. and Coulter doesn't count as female.
chowderhead13 wrote: Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
unfortunately, my oldest daughter would throw herself in front of it. she freakin' love that guy.
Then I'll slap them both. Micheal Cera needs to shut his face. He's not an actor, he just... Is.
naw, couldn't let you do that. besides, you're not supposed to hit girls. Beiber is the only acception to that rule. and Coulter doesn't count as female.
Beieber I agree with.
But I wouldn't slap Coulter. She needs to be slapped elsewhere...
Is it sad that in some photos, Ann Coulter looks hot to me? Is that just me?
Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
He wasn't in Zombieland. That was Jessie Eisenberg. I like him.
ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
ChrisWWII wrote:Eh, I liked Zombieland and Scott Pilgrim too much to do the slapping. I'd stand guard and make sure the cops don't come in while others are doing what they want.
Zombieland wasn't Michael Cera, it was Jesse Eisenberg.
On a similar, terrifying note:
Freakin' ninja'd. I still feel like I contributed, so what the hell.
Slap the first two, hug the third.
Slap andy samberg? you are mad chowder.
That's Sandberg? Really?
I'd give that guy the largest bear hug ever!
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
chowderhead13 wrote:
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
chowderhead13 wrote:
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
yeah, Fred needs a few good smacks with a 2x4!
That's Bo Burnham. Not Fred. Bo's actually really funny.
chowderhead13 wrote:
Also, I almost did slap this guy. I was at a party, and he was there, being a stuck-up ass, flaunting his career in people's faces.
yeah, Fred needs a few good smacks with a 2x4!
That's Bo Burnham. Not Fred. Bo's actually really funny.
Video is NSFW.
Spoiler:
ooops, my bad. but still, Fred does need to be slapped.....
Seriously. Someone beat this kid into the FETHING GROUND.
/rant
I never realized how much he looks like a FO3 NPC. Thats kindda spooky, I think Ive sandman killed him a few times.
But I hated, HATED! scott pilgrim. So slap away (though he was funny on Conan O Brien. He joked about people telling him how awesome he was in ZombieLand.)
I saw the other thread about this lady. I was so pissed that I couldn't even discuss her in the thread. Needless to say, I think she has a slappable face.
Was chatting with my brother-in-law about annoying kids in sci-fi shows (Wesley Crusher etc) and we remembered the Seaquest guy which inspired this thread. We then wondered what he was up to now and a quick wikipedia search revealed not a lot. Apologies again.
not punch.
Because it definitely doesn't look like Steven Tyler.
