Self explanatory.

Army cap, that's it.

I don't have any hats...

Does my mask count?

This thread makes my balls ache with joy. I can't wait to see how it will develop.


I'm guessing it will be at least 50 pages long.

I don't ever wear a hat, it allows god to more easily peer into my brain.

http://www.ufcstore.eu/detail.php?p=270376&v=ufcuk_ufc_sale_headwear

This.

Just about the only true hat I have is this:



Quite useful on hot sunny days when lined with a bandanna to absorb sweat.

I don't have any hats.

My hat is in my avatar.

Your jealousy is palpable.

Monster Rain wrote:My hat is in my avatar.

Your jealousy is palpable.

Where did you acquire this hat of awesomeness?

this could be interesting, will post my personal leaning pile of hats tomorrow, when I can get at my army helmet+gasmask.

Monster Rain wrote:My hat is in my avatar.

Your jealousy is palpable.

Oh yeah?...well just take a gander at the nifty headgear my avatar sports..
...That's right,you know you want a tiny patriotic party hat..admit it.

FITZZ wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:My hat is in my avatar.

Your jealousy is palpable.

Oh yeah?...well just take a gander at the nifty headgear my avatar sports..
...That's right,you know you want a tiny patriotic party hat..admit it.

Who doesn't want a tiny Patriotic party Hat?

Do TF2 hats count?

Probably not.

no TF2 hats don't count IRL only

anthat hat looks a bit small FITZZ...

FM Ninja 048 wrote:no TF2 hats don't count IRL only

anthat hat looks a bit small FITZZ...

It's not that the hat is small Ninja...my head is just ridiculously large.

I don't wear hats.

Except my trusty Raiders hat to piss off my sport-fan friends. They'll win again someday

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:I don't wear hats.

Except my trusty Raiders hat to piss off my sport-fan friends. They'll win again someday

I hope you mean raiders of the lost ark

Albatross wrote:This thread makes my balls ache with joy. I can't wait to see how it will develop.


I'm guessing it will be at least 50 pages long.

Oh you.

Oh, and I found out that the hat that's on my head at this very moment is over a hundred years old. Not bad for a 3$ thrift store find.

Karon wrote:

What's the deal with leaving the sticker on the hat?

I don't get it.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Karon wrote:

What's the deal with leaving the sticker on the hat?

I don't get it.

To certify it isn't a knockoff I presume.

Looks pretty dodgey to me anyway.

Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

corpsesarefun wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Karon wrote:

What's the deal with leaving the sticker on the hat?

I don't get it.

To certify it isn't a knockoff I presume.

Looks pretty dodgey to me anyway.

It's an American thing, corpses. You wouldn't understand it.

Chowderhead wrote:Probably not.

FM Ninja 048 wrote:no TF2 hats don't count IRL only

anthat hat looks a bit small FITZZ...

Drat.

Going to have to Necromancy this thread when I get a top hat, then.

Monster Rain wrote:Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

A much more respectable cap is this:

We have them in the uk but only complete tools wear them.

That's identical to my other hat.

I take the sticker off though, as I am civilized.

Chowderhead wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

A much more respectable cap is this:

Nah, that one's got even more stickers.

Chowderhead wrote:It's an American thing, corpses. You wouldn't understand it.

I'm American and I don't understand it. Why ruin a good hat by having such a tacky sticker on it?

My hat died
and I lost my panama
Only have a floppy jungle type hat atm + 2 woolie hats

I want a fedora and or a trilby

rubiksnoob wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

A much more respectable cap is this:

Nah, that one's got even more stickers.

Yes, but as you can see, it's a Red Sox hat.

Red Sox > Yankees

Melissia wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:It's an American thing, corpses. You wouldn't understand it.

I'm American and I don't understand it. Why ruin a good hat by having such a tacky sticker on it?

My question exactly. It looks stupid, quite frankly.

Melissia wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:It's an American thing, corpses. You wouldn't understand it.

I'm American and I don't understand it. Why ruin a good hat by having such a tacky sticker on it?

Good hat?

Definitely an american thing...


This is a good hat.

this is also a good hat.

Melissia wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:It's an American thing, corpses. You wouldn't understand it.

I'm American and I don't understand it. Why ruin a good hat by having such a tacky sticker on it?

Cuz leavin tha stikka on iz Gangsta...see,I'm so G I'm almost an H.

Chowderhead wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

A much more respectable cap is this:

Nah, that one's got even more stickers.

Yes, but as you can see, it's a Red Sox hat.

Red Sox > Yankees

Rugby>baseball.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

A much more respectable cap is this:

Nah, that one's got even more stickers.

Yes, but as you can see, it's a Red Sox hat.

Red Sox > Yankees

Rugby>baseball.

More Interesting Things > Sports
Sorry guys

Alright Dakka, I'm pulling out the Big Guns. Please watch the entire video, as I have the greatest hat EVER.

My head is too big to fit into most hats.

No, seriously.

Mostly, I just wear beanies. They look good on me, and they actually fit.

Chowderhead wrote:Alright Dakka, I'm pulling out the Big Guns. Please watch the entire video, as I have the greatest hat EVER.

Now That's a HAT...

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:Alright Dakka, I'm pulling out the Big Guns. Please watch the entire video, as I have the greatest hat EVER.

Now That's a HAT...

I have even weirder hats than that. Ask, and I'll get more crazy hats up.

corpsesarefun wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:It's an American thing, corpses. You wouldn't understand it.

I'm American and I don't understand it. Why ruin a good hat by having such a tacky sticker on it?

Good hat?

Definitely an american thing...


This is a good hat.

this is also a good hat.

The fedora? Awesome, and the mark of an awesome person. The first one? Not so much.

Hats to buy:

corpsesarefun wrote:
This is a good hat.

Ha.

Edit: OH! and also a wide brimmed Inquisition hat.

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:Alright Dakka, I'm pulling out the Big Guns. Please watch the entire video, as I have the greatest hat EVER.

Now That's a HAT... :thumbs up:

I have even weirder hats than that. Ask, and I'll get more crazy hats up.

Well...because I'm a "poke it with a stick" kind of guy...what other sorts of whimsical headcovers do you have??

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:Alright Dakka, I'm pulling out the Big Guns. Please watch the entire video, as I have the greatest hat EVER.

Now That's a HAT... :thumbs up:

I have even weirder hats than that. Ask, and I'll get more crazy hats up.

Well...because I'm a "poke it with a stick" kind of guy...what other sorts of whimsical headcovers do you have??

That's my now famous Russian Commander hat.

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:Alright Dakka, I'm pulling out the Big Guns. Please watch the entire video, as I have the greatest hat EVER.

Now That's a HAT... :thumbs up:

I have even weirder hats than that. Ask, and I'll get more crazy hats up.

Well...because I'm a "poke it with a stick" kind of guy...what other sorts of whimsical headcovers do you have??

That's my now famous Russian Commander hat.

Мне нравится, что шляпа моего друга

I've got an old straw fedora I wear occaisonally. Too lazy to put up pics right now, though.

Chowderhead wrote:

Nice one..

Melissia wrote:Just about the only true hat I have is this:

Hey! That's my hat!

rubiksnoob wrote:Rugby>baseball.

Who's making you choose?

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:More Interesting Things > Sports
Sorry guys

That's a bit subjective.

Khornholio wrote:

Melissia wrote:Just about the only true hat I have is this:

Hey! That's my hat!

No, this is your hat.

Monster Rain wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Rugby>baseball.

Who's making you choose?

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:More Interesting Things > Sports
Sorry guys

That's a bit subjective.

So is everything else

Monster Rain wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Rugby>baseball.

Who's making you choose?

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:More Interesting Things > Sports
Sorry guys

That's a bit subjective.

Chowderhead > Jesus.

That's subjective. Sports, however, are boring. Except for maybe the Lingerie Football League...

Chowderhead wrote:Where did you acquire this hat of awesomeness?

I missed this earlier.

Adultswim.com my good man.

Monster Rain wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Where did you acquire this hat of awesomeness?

I missed this earlier.

Adultswim.com my good man.


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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Rugby>baseball.

Who's making you choose?

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:More Interesting Things > Sports
Sorry guys

That's a bit subjective.

So is everything else

Says you.

So I do, man
So I do.


And as far as sports go, I'm a fencing kinda guy. Fun, fast paced, and you don't feel like you are 'playing sports' when you do. Its fun (unless your gakky school has gakky equipment that doesn't register [my] multiple hits on them. )

Why not just use real swords?

There's no way to deny you've been hit if you have a sucking chest wound.

But then you'd run out of opponents....

FITZZ wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:My hat is in my avatar.

Your jealousy is palpable.

Oh yeah?...well just take a gander at the nifty headgear my avatar sports..
...That's right,you know you want a tiny patriotic party hat..admit it.

FITZZ where is your Avatar from?

Also, I believe he would run out of limbs first.

Wish i had a decent camera right now, because my ducttape top hat is begging to be seen here.

FITZZ wrote:

Melissia wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:It's an American thing, corpses. You wouldn't understand it.

I'm American and I don't understand it. Why ruin a good hat by having such a tacky sticker on it?

Cuz leavin tha stikka on iz Gangsta...see,I'm so G I'm almost an H.

My hat has trolled everyone with its mere presence. Excellent...

Just as planned

Here. Pay no heed to my disgustingly hairy arm or the creepy coconut head. I bought it from a renn faire on condition of the fact that it was one of the few hats I've found that actually fits my disturbingly large head. Needless to say, it doesn't get worn much other than while I'm driving down the interstate. The weird looks I get while wearing it are one of the few things that make such long trips bearable.

I have an air force hat. Bets part is, I am probably going army

Do you people go out, like, outside wearing some of these hats?

I don't own any hats and i'm not sure why.

This thread contains too much chat and too few hats.

Furthermore a lot of the hats shown are not "you" hats, they are pictures of hats from the Internet.

Post proper hat pictures of your own hats.

I never wear hats - I can't stand having things on my head!

AvatarForm wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:My hat is in my avatar.

Your jealousy is palpable.

Oh yeah?...well just take a gander at the nifty headgear my avatar sports..
...That's right,you know you want a tiny patriotic party hat..admit it.

FITZZ where is your Avatar from?

Also, I believe he would run out of limbs first.

The handsome guy in my avatar is Captain Spaulding,a Character from the films " House of a Thousand Corpses" and " The Devils Rejects",both written and directed by Rob Zombie and staring Sid Haig as the fun loving ...but insanely homicidal clown.

@ daedalus...

You should be extreamly cautious with your "hatstand...never know when a T-Rex might wander by.

Melissia wrote:

Khornholio wrote:

Melissia wrote:Just about the only true hat I have is this:

Hey! That's my hat!

No, this is your hat.

I have no such hat. Although, a cat hat would be phat.

and in fake fur:

I have a lot more 'hats' but I don't wear them. I'm considering to wear one like :


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Lord-Loss wrote:Do you people go out, like, outside wearing some of these hats?

Yes.

Khornholio wrote:I have no such hat. Although, a cat hat would be phat.

You should get one.

I don't wear hats; i'm constantly checking that it's still on my head because i'm so paranoid about people swiping it or the wind blowing it off etc. That and basically no hats suit me. At all.

But in black. I just love those hats

KingCracker wrote:

But in black. I just love those hats

Those are the only hats I look good in.

Ok 3 different hats for you out of many ! lol

Bought this earlier today on a Clearance on special: 75% off on the normal price, 25% off of the clearance price.

Chowderhead wrote:


That's my now famous Russian Commander hat.

Why do I feel a "Beatles photoshoot" vibe coming from this?

Slarg232 wrote:

Bought this earlier today on a Clearance on special: 75% off on the normal price, 25% off of the clearance price.

Woooah slarg is that you?

Thought you were a tad younger

corpsesarefun wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

Bought this earlier today on a Clearance on special: 75% off on the normal price, 25% off of the clearance price.

Woooah slarg is that you?

Thought you were a tad younger

Narp, I'm 19 man.

Don't act like it though

Yeah I thought you were 19 ish, you look mid twenties there

corpsesarefun wrote:Yeah I thought you were 19 ish, you look mid twenties there

Sweet!

See, my fine gentlemen? This is the power of a good hat.

Slarg232 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Yeah I thought you were 19 ish, you look mid twenties there

Sweet!

See, my fine gentlemen? This is the power of visible facial hair.

fixed

Curse my insanely fine blonde hair :(

I just go with baseball caps or straw hats. Anything else is just too serious for me.

Monster Rain wrote:Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

No, this is a dodgy hat:



BUH DUM TISH!!

from top to bottom: camo cap, austrailian leather hat minus corks, british military police beret, some form of officers cap looks (american) civil warish, sombrero, iraqi prayer cap, japanese head band
not pictured, my head, gas mask, 80's army helmet

I need to make myself one of them, but shaped like a top hat

DickBandit wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:Well yeah it looks dodgy.

It's a Yankee cap.

No, this is a dodgy hat:



BUH DUM TISH!!

I just wanted to say; most people don't wear those hats because of the baseball team, its more of a representing a city.

@Karon

Nope they were them here too.

And for some unknown reason, you may not pull the sticker of

FM Ninja 048 wrote:I need to make myself one of them, but shaped like a top hat

You made me bust up laughing. I just broke the silence that was in my house, and now everyone is looking at me. If your gunna be crazy, at least be crazy with style

sillyboy wrote:@Karon

Nope they were them here too.

And for some unknown reason, you may not pull the sticker of

I took the sticker off mine and put it under the brim, it means nothing to most people. Mostly kids or wannabes keep the sticker visibly on the hat.

The sticker itself is to show authenticity to show its not a knock off, which is rather ridiculous, but

my aussie hat!

Mine looks just like this except green.


I wouldn't mind having this guys hat though.

My hat.

CadianXV wrote:

My hat.

"Lets dance!"

Epic hat you have there, sah.

Panama Fedora I have a stack of them I just buy one anytime I'm traveling and it's hot+sunny.

Does anyone have a nice top hat to share? I'm actually seriously considering buying a lock and co. one. They're quite nice, although maybe not worth £540

Myyyyyyyyyyy hat, it has three corners,
Three corners has my hat
And had it not three corners,
It would not fit my head after the accident.